/hoc/ - hungry bulju edition:

:)

That deserves at least 10 times that

How would you rank the ice?

post yfw Holland plagues the oilers with shit contracts as well

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I've got OEL and that's all I know

Garland, Richardson, hinistroza, osterle, chychurun

For me it's Kot Blini

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goligoski, chychrin, dvorak,

im not even sure harland and richardson are real players
you couldve just made them up now and i wouldnt be able to tell the difference

Matt Cullen just officially retired
Guess that mean Chara retiring in a few days too

smug motherfucker stop looking at me like that, cat

chara has a few more years in him

He passed the first test by not handing any out this free agency. He comes from an organization that is known for developing within so hopefully he keeps it up.

got my replacement barbecue parts in the mail lads

Bitch

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because they had no cap space to blow on free agents or they wouldve bid up tavev with pittsburgh

Where is hockey?

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up my ass ;)

Gary shut down the league indefinitely

AIHL on Friday. North Stars vs the Bears. You don't want to miss it

how do you even know that? or is this just another example of lmao dae hate the soilers

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God I wish that was me lads

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if you had a charcoal grill nothing would have broken

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I won't
should I bring something? 6-pack, bag of chips??

Bear on 360 livecam right now lads fucking up a bird house

youtu.be/TiEknak4C_g

BASED

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What the fuck are these demonic sounds I am hearing

lmao look at that fuckin bear goin at it

why put basbol news Pekka

i got a fire pit. charcoal grills are lame

woah look at him go hahaha

>not cooking your fine selections of meats over a roaring tire fire
plebians

i do not see a bear nor a bird
i believe that's a dog

Sounds like doges barkin

was that a squirrel climbing up the tree?

shit never mind im retarded
i had no idea technology had come this far

Winnipeg Gets

Look at that power stance

you could bring me a pack of darts

its the finnish mating call to go to the sauna

What a terrible hockey club

Tanev isn't even the worse one though. At least he will be useful in the roles he's given, wether that be 4th, 3rd, pk, or finding a home with Crosby. Nyqvist, Connoly, Panik, Myers, Johansson, and Zuccarello are all just as potentially bad if not worse. Anytime an older player, that had his best years with another organization, is handed out long term med to large contracts there is always a higher % chance they will regret that signing than there is they will be happy with it throughout the term. Unless you're bringing in a legit top player at big money, better off ink handing out 1-2 year contracts so you don't end up with a lead weight on your cap space.

Holland gets a pass for me because he didn't add any of those high risk contracts. He had very little to work with and so you can't judge his small moves to harshly.

SHUT THAT FUCKIN DOG UP

What a terrible city.

checked

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what the fuck is in that thing it sounds like hes slurping something

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I just bought Moccamaster lads

someone needs to make this a ricardo meme

copy that, I'll bring the poker chips as well

W I D E
I
D
E

Who?

Just made a list of goals with my employment counsellor.

hes sleepy

was your goal not to get fired from passing out in the break room from drinking too much cool mint listerine again

No, but I could list them if you want.

on the ice

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Built for __________

get lost boomer

should i visit the peanut patch today?

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mutt genes

>be on unemployed and getting your neet bux
>forced to go to meetings with $30+/hr counsellor to make bs goal list so you can go back to not working and getting paid
>repeat
Peak clown world.

no thanks

I'm not getting any handouts though.

how do you fix the ducks

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I can't see how you can justify NOT going
Put it on your itinerary immediately

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Have sex

Move em to Yellowknife

quebec

dilate

bring in more hispanics

This

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just had a thought and it rhymes with crocky

because im allergic

Is it about the popular jap snack pocky

Then why are you wasting your time with a counsellor getting some bs goals list?

for me it's ice pocky

What's up with this Yumafag

He has low self esteem and is overweight

Now that is based

I thought it would be a good idea to start to get out there talking to people.

Yes, eat a handful now

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Pulju for Murphy

Thoughts?

looks comfy you should go

Don't forget your clown costume.

Who is murphy?

The bear has cute ears desu

I don't have a clown costume though.

whaaat, i'm not fat c'mon

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Connor Murphy of the Chicago blackcocks. I've changed my initial offer though. Now it's
Pulju + Benning for Murphy.

You don't have to attach a picture of Yuma, AZ to every post you make you know?

just put on your franchises sweater
no one will notice the difference

i know :)

Good for you man

Improvise. You just need a painted face, fake clown hair, and some stupid looking modern outfit with shoes to match. Now you're ready to honk honk your way to the top.

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The Los Angeles Dirty Smelly Beaners

very based

No thanks, queer.

remember making this oc like it was yesterday

Yuma looks cozy

look at him go haha

it is! it's a small town where you know your neighbors by first name and you feel like you're part of the community. we have lots of hunting, fishing, boating, hiking and other outdoors type activities for the adventurous types. and the weather is the best year round.

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>its currently 101F/38C in Yuma
No thanks

Looks like a shithole

Stew better pay up

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>$3.5M AAV for a concussed injun
doesn't Canada have laws protecting people like this?

how can anyone afford to live on only $3.5 million in the city of Vancouver?

good luck im behind 7 proxies

rare

this is peak hoc

it can get hot during the summer and some days are bad but we make up for it: at night everyone comes out and spends time outdoors. we have tons of great outdoor drinking spots, restaurants, and parks where people gather around sunset. it's really nice being out with people at a ball game during the evening sipping cold ones. something about clean desert air at night and being able to see the stars.

if you prefer lots of concrete and skyscrapers i can see how it would look bad

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based stew

Zimmel sounds Jewish.

I'm going to punch all of /hoc/ in the throat

michael ferland played house hockey for the majority of his minor league career and only tried out for the midget AAA team for fun, and ended up making the team.

i could only come outside at night then. I don't deal with the heat very well

>he says as he posts a picture of concrete

WHO D'YOU THINK THAT IS THERE

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more OC (its copyrighted, please do not steal)

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comfy is just a code word for boring desu

hot off the presses

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comfy is what comfy is

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That's really good fren

okay.......this.........is...........EPIC

holy j-sus h crimminy

thoughts?

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Needs to be jumping off a boat

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I don't get it. How can helicopter have red wings ?

okay this is based, im giving you the copyright for it now, expect my lawyers to be contacting you with paperwork

Imagine needing an upvote system to tell you which posts are good.

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Is is a mediocre post

Why are all american related threads on sp so shit? Even hoc was infintely better when it was iihf

I only know which posts are important to read based off the number of (You)'s it gets

shit take

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same

You must post on reddit.

Nope, its mediocre because while true it doesn't need to be said.

Racial slurs don't need to be said either, but I still say them.

That is a fair point, nigger.

Lots of cute bear cubs on the stream right now lads

Awwwww

just made some more OC for sven

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GOTTA GO FAST

Knowers know sweden > finland
t. knower

Ha ha ha. Swedish flag, thats gay as fuck

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nope

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still sad that smuk anok deleted the meme database, lads

100% grass-fed Black Angus steaks

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Guess it's up to us to make a new one

This was funny in 2014

I could have got more out. I could have got more. I don't know. If I'd just... I could have got more.

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lay off the salt Terry

>2014 was 10 years ago

feelsbad man

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It's the remix to ignition,
Boston Bruins edition,
Could've had Barzal or Connor,
But sweeny took Zach Senyshyn

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Did someone say Ignition?
youtube.com/watch?v=xfxKs6z6i6I

just ignited my rocket, lads

Rate my fresh meme oc lads

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Offspring, Jethro Tull, AC/DC, Taylor Swift, and The Who all suck major dick

...

based hacker getting everyone to install that shitty app at once

N o Y o u

You forgot the Beatles

The Offspring originally wrote this song then Davey Havok stole it.
youtube.com/watch?v=ImjWyhc9nwo

saved

No I didn't

Yes you did

John Lennon beat his wife

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He was also a gay

meme of the day so far

Ever heard her sing?

some AC/DC is good

Thos is kinda based

Bon Scott era.

It has changed a bit now.

make somebody's head sneed

Yea Forums memes are fucking awful

Yea Forums is full of unironic kid-fuckers

formerly good memes

john lennon was just a poormans paul mccartney

Daed si luaP

I think /tv's/ memes SUCK

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You say Taylor Swift, I say AC/DC

You say Lady Gaga, I say Johnny Cash

You say Hannah Montana, I say Queen

You say Owl City, I say Tool

You say Jonas Brothers, I say Nine Inch Nails

You say Justin Bieber, I say Nirvana

You say Lil Pump, I say The White Stripes

95% of anons choose crappy pop over and over again. If you're one of the 5% who still listens to real music, (you) this post!

new name of a different species of bird like a spoonbill

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>nirvana
Nope.

LET'S GO SPOONBILLS
*CLAP CLAP* *CLAP CLAP CLAP*

How is it even possible to completely fail at everything like this?

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I think Taylor Swift is AC/DC actually.

OMG so much THIs

not quite sure what you mean
the soilers have made the playoffs this decade
more than you can say about some teams

so true

user are you ok so, user are you ok are you ok, user
anon are you ok so, user are you ok are you ok, user
anon are you ok so, user are you ok, are you ok, user
anon are you ok, will you tell us that you're ok

The boomers will get that one.

you've been hit by
you've been hit by
a smooth pepe

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Make somebody’s dick pee

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three years ago, we had steve jobs, johnny cash, and bob hope. now, we have no jobs, no cash, and no hope

Wow........................Powerful. Mind if I share this on my Facebook?

What happens when a team can't get under the cap ceiling?

>vgk_41
>41
Do go on

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creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

gary steps in and wrecks up the place

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relugation to the echl

they get a stern talking to

yeah ill dump a few then

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No don't, fuck off

*boos you loudly

Ignore the other user, probably a salty pedosotan

rude

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Seattle Tunnel Snakes

Seattle Marky Marks

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Seattle Dickgirls

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each vegas slut uglier than the last

Met with Gary this week lads. I know who each team is sending to the Dickgirls.

Maybe he has them ranked from least ugly to most ugly

*blocks ur path*

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been thinking. water is pretty amazing when you think about it, you sip it, you skate it, you sauna it and so much more

accurate

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you can cum in it too

that's my favorite bird tbf(rank)

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yikeroonie

wtf now im drinking water

got dang

This must be the last one.

We are water

kek

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I want to express my gratitude to the NHL for once again professing the importance that hockey, and all sports, and all the world is for everyone of us humans and apes who have ingested ALZ-112 or 113. Men, Women, the Differently Abled, White, Black, Brown, Gay, Straight, Bi, Trans, Whatever the hell Pierre McGuire is, apes who have been exposed to ALZ-112 and 113. Everyone.

The mental state of people today is not being addressed as well as it should be. The idea that discrimination like that which affects minorities and the LGBTQ community leads to violence and self-harm in this day and age is just so angering and disheartening.

I hear a lot of people say that Hockey and the NHL, or any sports organization for that matter, shouldn't involve themselves with what they think are "political issues". This movement is not political. It may lead to political discussion, sure. But the movement itself is to reinforce the fact that this sport is for all humans and apes who've ingested ALZ-112 or 113, regardless. I do acknowledge the fact that the LGBTQ community is highlighted, but that is due mostly in part because of their lack of presence in the sport itself, not necessarily because it's a wedge issue. It's insane that we even have to argue for the rights and equal treatment of the LGBTQ community, although it's understandable since even women, half of the world population, are still treated horribly in many different ways.

Look, my point and end-rant is that I urge everyone who loves this sport to support this movement. If the idea of homosexuality goes against your religious tenants, remember that so does your Tommy Bahama silk-poly blend. No one chooses to be gay, or black, or female, or bisexual, or Pierre McGuire, or Asian, or straight, or an ape affected by ALZ-112 or 113. This is nature in action. And hockey is glory in action. So support the movement.

didn't think you see me here didn't you

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@ Anonymous 07/10/19(Wed)13:54:38 No.94141595
Actually
Actually yes I did

Those are some hairy arms

Someone post pics of that qt negress vegass fan

youtube.com/watch?v=toG4bHjPLEU

el goblina

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Who are you quoting

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would

imagine being a girl and hiving literally one job in life, and then still being fat

Is that Kippers?

Are we ready to talk about racism and hockey yet?

Last week, I made a controversial post stating that although we have made leaps and bounds, racism is still a real problem in the NHL. It is currently black history month and instead of overlooking skin color, there are still incidents in the NHL.

google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2018/02/18/blackhawks-fans-kicked-out-over-racist-taunts-toward-player/amp/

As evidenced by the outburst by some Chicago fans yesterday, there IS still racism in person, not just social media. Are they most likely bad eggs? Yes. But, it doesn’t change the fact that the hockey culture is attractive to racist individuals. Hockey is the LEAST diverse sport of the major sports in the USA.

Why does this still occur? I continue to see minorities get heckled at hockey events. I still hear racist jokes occurring constantly.

Hockey IS for everyone. No matter the skin color, race, religion, or sexual orientation.

This is why I get so frustrated when people say racism does not exist, or is minute/irrelevant. It’s a big problem and turning a blind eye will only allow it to get worse. It makes me sick that it’s 2018 and a black player is still getting insulted for his skin color.

*teleports behind you*

heh, pleasure seeing you here.........Now its time you learned your lesson

OH SHIT WHAT

Don't have anything against the gays or dykes but keep your ladydick away from me.

jury is still out

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big truth

Inflate. Zoom out. Enhance.

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Remember that if some LGBTQ person is getting on your nerves don't worry about it because you will have the last laugh when they are burning in hell

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Canucks giving them a run for their money this off season. Protip: with all these long term contracts they will do the same next year too!

>nasty stripper pic dump incoming
jannies save us

stripper pics are a bit later in the collection

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They've also won playoff rounds in the salary cap era unlike some other teams

Do you have thots for all teams or just the knights?

all of these women look like washed up strippers. do you have any women out in the desert that aren't made out of leather?

I think right now we're still on hookers.

Is Jim Benning secretly a genius?

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That's a man

>the Differently Abled
lost

based redditposter

all teams, however some sets are much larger than others

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At sinking a franchise sure

That's some nice dedication

thanks

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saw a photo of her recently, she looks like a draugr

which makes me sad, shes only 51

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...

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last one for now

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Why don't non-white people play or watch hockey as often as white people?
Seriously, I looked this pic and noticed almost all the Leaf fans are white. Yet on the other hand the Raptor fans have more diversity.

Seriously, why don't people who aren't white like hockey more often? Btw, I'm Chinese.

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Taylor Swift is performing at some gay Amazon thing tonight.

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>tfw banned from my second board

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White people like colder weather so they gravitate toward winter sports more than subhuman shitskins do

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what board and for what?

Because we don't want them in our sport and we actively discourage them at every turn.
Quality, not quantity.

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Yea Forums
cunny posting

Basketball is a winter sport

is this Travis from Toronto?

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holyshit its true

>Yea Forums
Yikers my man.

It's cute when couples dress the same.

name a better line

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why are you like this

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cunny is off the menu

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naw thats my buddy Tyler

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that other poster is not me
but yeah it's Yea Forums and it's for announcing a sage

>leafs fans

a bunch of vanilla faces, if you ask me

I still see too many non white garbage in the bottom picture

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i rarely venture outside of /hoc/. Occasionally I go to /out/ or /vg/ because i like that sort of shit, but otherwise, nope.

>EA makes shitty, pandering, """woke,""" modern-corporation-tier decisions
What a shock.

i used to go to /vr/

I got nhl 19 for free and still haven't played it. should I bother or nah

Teravainen - Aho - Bulju

best part is that they released an alternate covers for finland/sweden

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>nylander
oh nononononono

The Swedish version only lets you play for half the season.

laine is better at fortnite than hockey

why is the twink bust on swedish cover

and yet this is the skin they released

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literally none of these suck (okay maybe offspring and maaaaaybe acdc)
rating goes:
jethro > the who > tay tay > acdc > offspring

LOOKS LIKE REDDITPOSTING'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS

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No, he's actually pretty bad at Fortnite.

who > tull > ac/dc > offspring > tay

I hope their fans realize it's fake. It legitimately doesn't count. This series will only ever be 3-3 or a Boston winner. I honestly hope the Bruins raise a banner and claim the cup no matter what happens. More people will always recognize Boston as the true 2019 champions, mark my words.

Any blues fan that supports their team after this pathetic excuse for a game deserves to be banned for life. You can't call yourself a fan of hockey. If it comes to it I will personally call out anyone I see wearing Blues Champions gear. If you think this series has been fair then you're more hopeless than the flat earthers.

The Blues and any fans who still support them are the scum of the earth and don't deserve to ever win the cup. And they won't. Go Bruins.

the st. louis blues are your 2019 stanley cup champions

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hey everybody :D

let's end racism!!

:D

>separate but equal
Why are public bathrooms not all unisex already

>who > tull
stopped reading there

Every day.

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Let's end racists!

Campaign to end white maleness!

let
s all laugh at sweden

what a pathetic hockery country

tour de france would be more interesting if they went through a paris suburb, risking getting jumped

Hey AQUALUNG

>do do do de doo doo

no! disavow!

D:

SITTING ON A PARK BENCH
SNOT IS RUNNING DOWN HIS NOSE

This one?

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let's all not think about norway

as usual

tull had 2 and a half good albums, who had like 5 classics

>tour de france
>doesn't spend time biking inside the louvre and through the palace at versailles

where do you live you coward

DONT LET THEM SEE THE SADNESS

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with your mom

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SLIP KID
SLIP KID SECOND GENERATION

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>get up
Everybody's gonna move their feet

>get down
Everybody's gonna leave their seat

Oh hey there, Tuukka. How's your summer been?

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nah jethro tull had at least 5 great albums
thick as a brick, passion play, minstrel in the gallery, songs from the wood, half of each stand up, aqualung and heavy horses

leave norge alone

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where is the inhaler?

reminder that the dirty >rags fans never licked the bench on Fifth ave

when will we get a CENTER???

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gentle reminder bill kessel now plays for the arizona coyotes

anyone wanna play some Sauna Gollum?

t. Laffers

laffing at >laffs reminder Twinkronto paid bill to win two (2) Cups with another team

yeah i really didnt understand why the >rags didnt draft dach or cozens

they havent had a bonafide number 1 c since messier

thingken about life

imagine you wake up and this retard is in charge of your team

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seems like someone got fleeced by a gypsy

cant imagine having equal pay for (you)s, it means super duper uber cringe posts are worth the same as super duper uber based posts. yikes

Will be 3 when the yotes win the cup next year

I only (You) Finns and Latvia to be honest lads

How do I talk to girl(s)?

i don't think about (you)s at all

same

still funny after all these years

youtube.com/watch?v=enYlXgfk41Q

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update: I ate 7 plates of food at the all you can eat buffet at the indian casino and a slice of apple pie for dessert. it was mostly prime rib and mash potatoes.

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absolutely based

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go knights

Just put away the dishes. Gonna do some laundry, change my sheets and vacuum.

that sounds like work for a woman

I'll get Taylor Swift to do it for me eventually.

Haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate

you just gotta shake it off

go away knights

this
sick
beat

you fat fuck

nice

just got done with my training session, one step closer to getting some pucks deep when october is here

no I'm just freaking buff dude

braaap hole, son
won't you cum

Guess who’s filming at my work all week

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>@DimFilipovic
>The Canucks are definitely going to be better next season. They’re also likely going to be up against the cap ceiling, down a future first round pick, and competing for 5th place in the worst division in hockey. The lack of business sense and asset management is something else.

Roman Polanski

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just woke up

Pongs 2020 Champs

Tell us about your Wake Routine, user
We're all ears

Close, not as white

>news

>canucks are going to be better next season but finish at the same spot in the standings

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MFW nuckie-nucks

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Does anyone on hear ever check up on PTI?? here, let me get these outta the way for ya
>/hh/ is dead
>/ath/ sucks now that it's all robotic and wireless and the Pablel SJW crowd ran the fans off
>SAS in on every day this week instead of Wilbon
>Anthony looks supremely fatigued and anxious have SAS screaming in his studio
Sorry about this technically off topic posting, ewe guise

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I live in the American Gardens Building on W. 81st Street on the 11th floor. My name is user. I’m 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I’ll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

is this the best first round from the last 10 years?

seething hongcouver fan

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Thoughts on Ferland, lad.

Went out for two beers and subway now it's back to waiting for a sport that actually matters to start

baseball is a good backup to fill the time but I fucking miss hockey already

Thinking about killing all of you

pusy

>t. Thales

July All Star Week sucks every fucking year
What method of killing are most fond off?

no, just tell me

I don't even think about hockey most of the time.

Hold that thought. He's just been admitted to St. Paul's Hospital with three broken ribs and a dislocated shoulder.

go ahead and follow the opinion of a man who couldnt even finish the tweet without contridicting himself

the same man who was adamant tampa wouldnt get swept lmao

Hands around neck
Squeeze until dead
based pusy poster

A fan recognized Ferland in the waiting room and gave him a high-five.
He has to be taken in for wrist surgery now.

who else was in that fight?
and why can't they keep that shit on the ice?

Adds scoring and toughness to the nucks. Ferland Myers and Benn have made them a much bigger team too

that's very intimate
interesting.. thanks for entertaining my query, user

There wasn't any fight. He's been hiding this injury ever since he tripped while getting off the plane in Vancouver.

doubt the teds you'll wind up deds

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It was a fight against the bottle.
Ferland lost.

my bad, I must be thinking about Lucic for some stupid reason, but that shit was ages ago

I remember being miffed that the Avs took Rantanen with Crouse still on the board.

PK

so with ferland and miller added to the picture, does that basically mean the end of the road for goldobin?

he can stay if he takes a deal worth less than 1 mil per
which is about what he deserves

i knew it

how the eff did we get ferland lads?

i think its a pretty chad move not to shower, work out, and then just embrace your bodies scents all evening afterwards

dundon closed the purse strings on waddell

so jimbo got absolutely nothing from selling burrows and hansen then

wait... Benn is a Canuck now? Jamie Benn from the Stars? How come I didn't hear about this lol

this. pheromones turn bitches on

That's fascinating

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hmmm... if only they didn't trade away someone who personifies this very "culture" like 5 months ago

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its not like either of those guys are assests

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wait, who the fuck is Jordie Benn

anyone in good shape here?

An entirely different person than Jamie Benn

>we didn't even have to pay him $4
this offseason has been chock full of pleasant surprises

can't nobody tell me nothin'
can't nobody tell me nothin'

define good

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I'll bet the term did it.
Apparently no other team wanted to give him more than a year or two. A lot of places seem spooked by his injury history.

lift heavy
situp heavy

yeah, losing the first kinda stung and it would be amazing if he dealt loui but overall ive been satisfied
now
LOCK HIM UP

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are they related or something? I've never heard of this guy. is he good?

Define heavy

oh that makes sense, i can see that being an issue for other teams but it isn't really for >us at the moment

40kg

>i can see that being an issue for other teams but it isn't really for >us at the moment
Why, does Vancouver have magical medical tech that nobody else does?

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Richardson Keller Garland Goligoski and Chychyrn

no, the canucks have a plethora of wingers and rigid centremen

why are there canucktards who seriously think that nils hoglander could crack the opening day roster?
they make some retard argument that he was ranked as a potential 1st round pick, but ended up falling to >us in the 2nd round. they seem to conveniently ignore the fact that players like nikolay goldobin or hunter shinkaruk are most likely the types of players you get at the end of the 1st round, and they arent even near nhl ready at 18. even if they found a diamond in the rough, similar to what they had with boeser, that is still at least a couple years away.

Just looked it up and yes they are related, Jamie is the younger brother. I've never heard of him until today so I'm going to assume he's shit.

>metric
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GET OUT

i mean the longer term, even with luongo's penalty there's room to play with

For me, it's masturbating, video games, and then hockey in that order

ah

what about the Benn brothers? I hear the play-by-play announcer talk about them at least 3 times a season

He's an OK third paring guy, but nothing more than that

pretty much a sidegrade from ben hutton

Yeah I can curl 40kg mate

Huh, I guess I never really thought about it.

Anxiety is a meme

imma miss hutton tho

most likely the only reason you have heard for jaime is because of his meme art ross

Was going to make a thread but started drinking instead

people saying if jimbo resigned ben hutton, they could have potentially had a d-pairing of Benn-Hutton

this here zombie dust is pretty good

really? both are LHD

I had a dream that The Hockey Guy was revealed to be just CGI

that didnt stop him from playing 20+ minutes a game with edler last season

>Ben Hutton

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is boeser signing or what?

I don't really follow canucks

true enough
but that was more of circumstance of the dcore being completely wrecked at one point
not really the ideal sort of pairing if everyone is healthy

jimbo is gonna give him 7x8mil and then he'll settle down and find a nice asian girl to mix gene pools with

it sounds like the term is the main issue right now.

He's actually a fed making videos to keep an eye on /hoc/

makes sense

>lives "somewhere" out in the canadian wilderness
>sudden rise to fame
>has a "day job" "somewhere"

very shady!

sounds like brocky is pushing for max term, but jimbo wants more of a bridge deal because he is uncertain if he will keep having injury problems.

all his injuries have been bad luck on the ice
its not like his knees are exploding

it wouldnt be a bridge deal that drops him off into UFA status. im pretty sure he isnt going to be a UFA for another 5 seasons, so a 3-4 year bridge deal would let them further evaluate if he is really injury prone.

im perfectly happy if they lock him up long term
you are protected by injuries through ltir and its not like a better winger is gonna suddenly become available for benning

I WANT NEW BREAD NOW )))))))))):

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thinking about big burly beastly based blondie blasting bardown beauty blueline bombers

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>rags
hawhaw

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>BOS: Red Sox officially release RP Tyler Thornburg
>NYM: Report: SD has inquired about Syndergaard
>HOU: Brad Peacock (shoulder) set for rehab start
>PHI: Arrieta (elbow) scheduled for weekend start
>TB: Brandon Lowe (shin) aiming to return on Sat.
>HOU: Framber Valdez likely to rejoin HOU rotation
>CLE: Shane Bieber named '19 All-Star Game MVP

/mlb/ owns ya

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id be happy if they tie him up long term too, but im not talking about ltir-tier injuries. i mean more like what is he is like chris tanev, and never manages to play over 60ish games a season. the ltir doesnt matter then because we arent going to have a player of his quality to replace him for the 20 games he is missing. that is the only real concern i have.

94143791
imagine having to rig games with juiced balls because viewership is down and zoomers dont care. Sad! Heres to boreball dying off with boomers as well

>Abbotsford
>wilderness

last

>Wimbledon
>NBA Sumber Beer League
>various Soccer leagues
fucking basebore, I hate this league
but if you need a distraction, try soap operas

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new

Seattle Shitcocks

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>ahhh, Maine...
>[siiiiiiiips]
>now that's a good hockey program

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can somebody please explain to me what the fuck a "bulju" is