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first for fed

end the fed(eral reserve)

So bros, how does the Federer-Nadal rematch end?

3rd for everyone who posts after me is a faggot

>2019
>still the same guys as 2009

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Yeah, this seems right

So do you not think a player can be graceful or do just disagree that Fed is graceful? Which is it? Or are you just ebin contrarians who don't actually have your own opinions?

So it's up to the generation after this one (Tsitsipas) to save the future of tennis

kino 5 setter and rested djoker rapes the winner

Boomers

This

Tenth for Konta is a female Tim Henman

wow that wasn't a very graceful post lad

Peak outside clay:

1. Djokovic
2. Federer
3. Wawrinka
4. Murray
5. Nadal

I'm pretty much straight but Nadal back then, whew lad

Whether your a Fed fan, Nadal or Novak fan, truth is tennis is an absolute horrible state. French Open is a certainty, and the other 3 are just Fed and Djoko with the occasional Rafa. I'll still follow the slams, but man is it a strugle to get through these days.

Finding myself more looking forward to, and enjoying the golf majors more.

my man djoko looking like a holocaust survivor

>touches dick
>touches asscrack
>touches eyebrow hair nose eyebrow hair
THREE HUNDRED TIMES PER GAME
How does this his guy have any fans?

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reminder the mens champions and womens champion get equal prize money

Imagine defending this “sport”. What a load of boring shit.

post qt ballgirls

Still better than the lucky dip women's game. Ideally you'd have a middle ground between the two.

Not even Fed anymore really, let's face it. At least unless Novak gets taken out by someone else first

You could also note that tennis is an expensive sport, and those who turned should've turned pro around 2007-2009 may very well have quitted because their junior levels weren't that high but would've peaked later on. After all, there was a financial crisis at the time, and we thereofre ended up with the Chokitrov, Raomug, Nishitkori and the likes; those who should've at least made a dent if not challenged the top players. And that for a few years.

At the end, it's all about the money.

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Delpo had a higher peak than Murray

unironically, how long until zoomers start winning slams? 5-10 years? or are we actually gonna have 40 year olds dominating this sport

QT ALERT

stop asking for transgender pictures in a tennis thread

Rafa can’t beat him either unless they’re playing on clay

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>unironically, how long until zoomers start winning slams?
Not until they beat the top dogs, however long that takes. If you're still winning, unless you get a bad case of pic related, why would you retire?

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Wawrinka and murray better than 2013 nadal. Embarrassing.

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Rafa will win vs Djokovic in 5 sets
6-4 5-7 6-3 3-6 6-4
Screenshot this

Senpai dont ever think that i dont GOT you all right?

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based

>men's sperm count has more than halved since the 1980s
Really makes you ponder.

roids

I can see Thiem inheriting Nadal's role as the king of clay while Tsitsipas grows into more of a threat on grass/hard court, while Djokovic continues into his mid-30s still as the dominant player

Nadal's new haircut fits him great

He’ll be too exhausted from his 5 set match with Fed.

What explains this?

OMG THE SWISS MASTER HAS WON ONCE AGAIN
LOST THE FIRST SET BUT THEIR SHEER BRILLANCE OF A ONCE IN A LIFETIME GENIUS SOMEHOW WINS AGAIN

EPIC

And as for Zverev, he's clearly the most talented of the lot, but fuck me what a mental midget he is

the mainstream theory is female hormones in the water I believe

As much as I hate to say it, this.

So we need to drink moutain spring water?

grow your own water faggot

faggot

I would suggest you drink your own piss because it's filtered through your own body but whatever

You need ProPur water filters, you globalist sheep.

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His serve isn't that amazing considering how tall he is (accuracy and spin are lacking despite being able to bomb it. He only goes to the net only to shake hands (his own words), he's very awkward at exploiting the short balls. I'm not asking him to turn into Mischa, but at least something serviceable like Safin.

Is your own pee devoid of female hormones? So one could drink his own h2o forever
Makes sense

Excuse me? Im trying to raise my sperm count here do you mind?

Everyone knows leafs dont have peepees. Have you ever seen two leaves sexing? Didnt think so.

damn that girl clapping was a straight 10

here's your soon to be zoomer GOAT

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I was seduced by Zverev at first but haven't been for a while. If you actually watch him play, he just plays like a less skilled Andy Murray. That's not sustainable with his height and inferior movement. He should have big weapons.

>Nadal and Djokovic absolutely butcher opposition as usual
*the sound of silence*

>Federer wins a somewhat competitive match
REEE FUCK OFF OLD MAN

Why?

>Nadal/Federer
This is still kino no matter what you fucks say

Oh yeah, forgot his FH is awkward too. As if he doesn't quite know what to do with it when he's got an exploitable ball. On his BH he just drills it and you don't see the ball back.

It works when you're not a faggot

why are there so many pajeets with bangladeshi flags everywhere?

no doubt. looking forward to it

>tfw it's not tomorrow
so hype. want to fast forward

they are the new brits

15-25 after Friday

Nadal is going to have to be at his absolute best if he's going to win.

How the fuck did Nadal win rolland garros 12 times?

I would much rather have a Fed-Nadal final. Djok got lucky.

defeated all opponents

Lack of competition and clay being Fed’s weakest surface.

djok finna boutta get lucky on sunday too

How did he lose to Robin in 09?

It's funny when you think Fed's so shit on clay but he still used to reach the final almost every year on a consistent basis just to get dismantled anyway.

go back to /nba/ with that nigger vernacular.

what the FUCK are you gonna do about it whiteboi

It’s literally his weakest surface though. He has multiple championships on every other surface.

Sad to think God would create such vile creatures as niggers.

no more reparations (welfare) for you

It will always be, but I hate how it just sets up Djokovic for an easy win where he gets more rest while the other two battle it out for 5 sets

soon

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yeah... that's what I thought
>t.

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reminder that penko is still playing mixed doubles

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I am Greek

Stop trying to fit in, Jordi

>tfw you're not going to see fedora vs nadelel live

>Tfw for the next few years the semi-finals are just going to be Nadal, Fed, Djok and some random nobody

hello white person

...will you still love, when I'm no longer yaaang and b'utiful.....

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dumb moors

kys kyrgios you're an abo and you know it.

CHI

hello fellow white man
say that to my face cunt

Only a c*talan would side with a nigger. Good job outing yourself.
I liked you better with pinochet.

Anyone else miss EBAM?

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is the oop out
what time is the fedal match

no

>EBAM already balding
so grim

1PM

post her panties
she is fat but skirts look cute on her and so are the upskirts

me in the back

No

So are Basque the 'core' Spanish?

Like, most typical in terms of phenotype

based manolo destroying blak pepl apologists

There are female hormones and other environmental toxins which reduce testosterone in the water supply. There will never be a zoomer generation of great tennis or any other sport. It is finished. Look at the youth of today, they literally have little thin bones and are changing into women.

no

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checked & truthpilled

No, they're literally pre-germanic cavemen frozen in time
Their 'language' is literally a bunch of similar sounding grunts

Federer-Nadal soon to be 2-2 on grass

According to Elo ratings, if Raonic and Nishikori were still at their mid-20s peak they'd be dabbing all over the big 3.

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Odds for the next match

>Nadal R. (Esp) @ 1.82
>Federer R. (Sui) @ 1.98

bookies gon mad

You can't really compare Elo ratings at two different points in time though

What does this mean?

Betting odds for the next match

if you bet $100 on Nadal and he wins, you win $182

I wonder if shes a virgin.

They are saying Nadal has a 65% to win, and Federer has a 64% chance to win

she is a good grill

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this can't be happening to him!!!! not in Wimbledon!!!

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I meant that the rest of the supposed clay-courters are shit enough to be tossed aside by someone who has a terrible matchup against clay GOAT on his worst surface.

ppl say Mademousielle Garcia looks Basque

while for me she looks TYPICALLEST Spanish

so, basque = spanish imo

He did fix his teeth during his time out of the court.

serena williams had such a weak ass draw. fucking hell

Fed has to step on the gas. Nadal has at least 5 more RG in him which puts him at 22

I don't think Fed will be too worried about 20 vs 22 if over half of that 22 are all from one slam. It'll still be easy enough to settle the argument with Nadal = clay, Federer = the rest

Djokovic is the biggest threat to that legacy

Ever worn a football shirt to a tennis match?
mobile.twitter.com/i/web/status/1149010843738226692

I thought Federer was finished in 2008
true story

Why Czech change the surname of non-slavs?

idnes.cz/wiki/sport/johanna-kontaova.K460887

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>Nadal = Clay
Nadal is the only person with multiple slams on every surface

isnt she spanish as purest example? posted 4 hrs and 27 min ago!

where is she now? Lausanne? Lyon?

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I wonder how long Fed will try at Grandslams. He's going to get btfo by Rafa or Novak a lot.

Dumbest shit only frauderer support can spew

>Nadal = clay, Federer = the rest
Nadal is a top-contended on every Wimbledon.
Federer is 2nd best in history by amount of wins on RG, iirc (only Nadal have more wins there)

Is that jism?

Have you seen the top of Nadal's hair recently?

Imagine being a grown man and wearing a football shirt to the tennis. Glad snooker banned those cunts from the audience.

just jinxing Nadal innit.

Not saying it's true, I'm saying that's the general perception. Hell you can see that attitude already amongst many commentators and talking heads on TV, and the guys haven't even retired yet

Saying Djokovic is a threat to Federer's legacy is 'frauderer support'?

Learn fucking reading comprehension

They're all balding except Djoko and his hair looks like carpet

Grass is the fastest court which therefore requires the most skill, the GOAT can only be a grass player

hes the tennis twain ignore him

What would a Serena v Federer match score look like?

Serious answers please

You know what it would look like. Either a troll or a retard.

6-0 6-0 6-0 if played seriously by Federer

Except it really isn't that clear that Fed is the GOAT in his sport like it is with Messi. Competitive milieu is a real thing; Djokovic had to compete with Rafa and Fed his entire career, while Fed's biggest competition before Rafa was Andy Roddick and old man Sampras. I'm not making a claim as to who is and who is not better, but likening him to Twain when there is a real debate is inaccurate.

Messi isn't the GOAT though

Why the fuck are Nadal odds so high. EZ money.

Might be 6:1 in one set due to very well served game and luck.

>the last time a grand slam didn't have any of Djoko/Nadal/Fed/Murray in the semifinals was Roland Garros 2004
>From RG 2011 to RG 2012, only one semifinalist spot was stolen from them

How long is this shit gonna last

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To add, all these semfinals had one of Djoko/Nadal/Federer, I added Murray to the list otherwise he would have been all over the table

Baldal will save us from the old man

>mobile

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Phoneposters are bestposters

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>31 year old bautista agut in a wimbledon sf
joke era

Lads, are we about to get the first gay slam winner?

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>"best rivalry in tennis"
>Soon to be 25-15
Nice """rivalry"""

He's not gay; his girl is a qt3.14159

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lmfao
your bets make my day. wish i was the bookie

Why wasn’t Goffin fined for lack of effort like Bernie?

That’s his beard

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Missed the matches today, because I wanted to get active myself.
Went out and rode over 100 km on my bike.

Nadal will beat Federer, but the match against Djokovic will be extremely hard to win.

Because Goffin has never given actual press conferences saying how little he gives a shit about tennis, and anyone who saw his match against Djokovic knows he was running across court like a motherfucker but just got outgunned. His problem wasn't lack of effort

>100 km on my bike.
mtb or road bike?

Enjoy your ED

I'd go for RBA, especially for those odds. The bot lost the last two matches against him.

Is Federer still the GOAT if Nadal beats Soderling?

Sampras never won the FO and he was the GOAT before Fed

Standards change. We have 3 people with more slams than Sampras as well as winning on every surface

Will people still argue about Fed vs Nadal if Djokovic passes both of them?

yes

Djokovic has already surpassed them both

be careful what you for ;)

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janny is fucking around with my posts, i definitely said "be careful what you wish for".

FUCK OFF JANNY AND GO BACK TO FAPPING TO GAY ANIME IN YOUR MOM'S BASEMENT

shit opinion. Djokovic is a weak era champion. He won't surpass either Federer or Nadal

Soon...

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>weak era
Are you kidding me? He's played against the second and third best player in history. Fed is weak era

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>another boomer sf
I don’t think this semen-slurping sport is for me

Is your name Monty Brewster by any chance?

Not necessarily. It could be his best but Nadull is just an unbeatable god on it and total garbo in others

Federedditors are cancer
That is all

>hasn't won a tournament since AO 2017
wew

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wtf...how did you know my name?

>penko is now a mixed doubles specialist

what happened to her career

Who

she had sex with me, accidentally called her bex, all down hill from there really

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Imagine being a nadal fan or even worse a nole fan
Tennis really is in a bad spot
One guy scratches his ass then his nose on tv 5k times per appearnce
One guy is a total psycho robot
And theres the guy thats somewhat normal and is also the goat.
You dont really have a choice but tge lengths some ppl go to be contrarian

>can't roid anymore due to blood clots

>Djokovic is a weak era champion

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>Federeddit is a weak era champion
FTFY friend. At least you're not a chink leaf federreditor

Create the perfect tennis:

Forehand: Delpo
Backhand: Wawrinka
Serve: Sampras
Endurance and strength: Nadal
Agility: Djokovic
Crying fits: Federer
Autism: Murray

>Serve: Sampras
I fucking loved Sampras' serve. Dat little hand shake right before throwing the ball HNNG

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are bookies retarded? how is nadal the favourite on grass? is this /freemoney/ or what

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He was amazing to watch just for his serves but every other part of his game was mediocre. He truly was the Shaquille O’Neal of his era.

Nadal is much better than Federer right now. 2 slams + another finals appearance in the last year. Federer has not even a finals appearance in that time

Feels like Nadal has been more consistent recently.

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>tfw live near a tennis club
>tfw school holidays
>tfw all the qt junior teens are moaning up a storm during training, daily

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>moaning up a storm
why are they teaching this?

for my listening pleasure obviously

record and post here please, dont be selfish

where u @

back off, this tennis club is only big enough for one of us perverts (me)

You think any of those girls would give me tennis lessons?

doubtful, there is one succulent female trainer I've spotted, the rest are men but she only does the younger kids classes and trains with her coach on off days

damn, i guess ill have to pay shitolina then

>paying a coal burner
may as well just buy the negro a gold chain

They also change the names of other slavs:

>Elina Svitolinová
>Viktoria Azarenková
>Maria Šarapovová
>Anastasia Pavljučenkovová
>Kristina Mladenovicová
>Jelena Jankovičová
>Darja Gavrilovová
>Amanda Anisimovová
>Jelena Ostapenková

Who /Nadal/ here?

Anglo tier

Crossbike, basically a light MTB .....it weighs 14 kg, I have 38-40mm tyres on it, no drop bars.

Fuck, it was painful to watch an old man on a proper road racing bike pass me on the road with nearly 40 km/h, which I couldn't go with. I cannot even ride 37 km/h for longer than several minutes.

kindly fuck off, Rafa. we all hope to see your knee exploding.

I'd love to play mixed doubles with Penko if you know what I mean.

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>grass
Meaningless. Stats show only 5% more aces at Wimbledon this year than the average tournament on tour (and that's with clay bringing the average way down). It's grass in name/aesthetic only.

tennisabstract.com/blog/2019/07/08/yep-wimbledon-is-playing-slower-this-year/

Typical Fedelel fan

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Is Federer's superior serve really his only advantage on grass though?

Looks more intelligent than Nadal

Yes it’s a disgrace how slowed Wimbledon has become. Baseliners returning serve from the front row...what a tragedy.

You would know, baguette au frommage.

fuck clay pipo complaining

Semi finals

2003-2007

Federer 16
Roddick 8
Nadal 5
Hewitt 4
Davydenko 4
Nalbandian 4
Agassi 4
Djokovic 3
Ferrero 3
Safin 2
Henman 2
Johanson 2
Baghdatis 2
Coria 2
Grosjean 2
Gaudio 1
Ancic 1
Puerta 1
Ginepri 1
Keifer 1
Ljubicic 1
Youzhny 1
Haas 1
Gonzales 1
Gasquet 1
Ferrer 1
Bjorkman 1
Schuttler 1
Ferreira 1
Costa 1
Verkerk 1
Philipousis 1

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Semi finals

2008-2012

Federer 16
Nadal 14
Djokovic 14
Murray 11
Tsonga 4
Berdych 3
Ferrer 3
Roddick 2
Potro 2
Soderling 2
Safin 1
Schuttler 1
Gonzales 1
Melzer 1
Cilic 1
Verdasco 1
Haas 1
Monflis 1
Youzhny 1

What if "SF experience" works exponentially and if you don't reach 5 SF by a certain age you can never compete with the big boys?

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she will never be big
>because she is so small

You mean, nature vs. nurture.

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no because she is physically small

>there is only one person under 30 who has won a set at a major
>That guy, Thiem, has won exactly one set

GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO KOKKINAKIS AND TOMIC THEY ARE PLAYING CHALLENGERS AND NEED TO WIN BECAUSE THEY ARE OUR GUYS

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I notice the BBC have forced their London urban shit in to its Wimbledon coverage now. Anyone watch today at Wimbledon last night?

Yeah, the music videos they do at the intro are pretty cringe as well.

Why does he look like he's been drinking a pint of whiskey a day for a decade?

>hour long big 3 + serena dicksucking fest
Just to go to the matches fuck

No rain has interrupted play so far these championships.

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>okay so let's talk a little more about serena williams

That is an old-looking 26 years

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Haha. They're playing this urban rap shit again.

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Hope Halep or Svitolina go on to win. It'll teach the BBC pundits for doing nothing but talk about Serena in the buildup to this match

Occasional Svitolina for good luck.

Literally anyone but her and Fed, tv boomers are insufferable.

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Cute, CUTE! CUTE!

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post dashka-pizza.jpg

What did he mean by this?

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he's gonna win Wimbledon that's what

What the hell, is this real?

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Don't know that

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Cope, incel

I still love Fed, I think because now he's developed into a sort of aging, plucky underdog amongst the Big 3. It's a different role for him. He's still also putting in the hours on tour, as much as his age will allow

Serena however is still basically dominating whenever she feels like showing up, which is usually only four times a year with a severe lack of match fitness

Mental illness

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>using electro magic to win
This is based tbqh

t.Edison

THERE YOU GO PUREBREEDER

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hai Simona

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Am I the only one that has a TV on in the background when the women are playing just so I can hear them moan constantly?

she should have got some of her fat slav cheeks and nose removed in instead of her tits

Does Halep have a chance against Serena?

Is this tweet real?

underrated

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>won once out of 10 matches
Not a chance

shut up faggot

>Svitolina has never made a GS semi before today and yet is the reigning WTA Tour Finals champ

slavs legit regard Tesla with awe, it's weird. mental illness aside he's onto something though, "earthing" is becoming a thing

Fuck off you fat cheeked fuck

Yeee
instagram.com/p/BUVTmzuDjA6/?hl=en

do we care about womens?

Fuck off you crooked teeth animal

sometimes

You're a literal gypsy

If they're hot

hAlEp

hAlEp

hAlEp

if they save us from serena

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Monfils is a NIGGER

He is white

Angry perfectionist Halep makes me diamonds

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amazing...

why are brit women so lovely

I'm sure if they had a video camera in your savage lands I could link some gypo webms

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>savage lands
Kek, rather on point
youtube.com/watch?v=yvg9Vb5kkCU

Are all of the ball kids required to be autistic?

Do you think she likes being choked during sex?

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Most girls do

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hundred percent, a job that requires aggression usually means they like submitting in the bedroom

That's over

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For me it's Svito's sweaty bobs

Nigger lovers btfo

What’s it like to have aids

SEE MOE NAH
SEE MOE NAH
SEE MOE NAH

Blessed Simona!

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I ain't kangaroo fucker so can't tell you

Coalburners BTFO

based tit cow btfo coal burner

100% Based

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Congrats to Halep for the performance, she got the most she could out of the tournament. Waiting for the ceremonial loss against Serena in the "final".

>That kid spilling his spaghetti and fucking up his selfie

Fuck mudsharks lmao

Pub looks lit

Gonna be an awfully quick day at the all England club

I hope they pick Carlos Ramos to ump the final

b&r

For me, it's Halepeño

>crippleball

Simona Wunderkind

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Why don't they just drug test them all. I know longevity like this isn't possible without good drugs.

Look at Murray he has no hips and Nadal knees have zero human cartilage in them, I'm 5000% sure he injected pig cartilage into them.

I'm just saying if you really go into their DNA there is probably good amounts of animal dna in there too.

>Spaniard
>white

>*destroys your practice court*
>b-but why do they keep fining me :/

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This doubles match is actually pretty good

Bruh dont tell me theres only women tennis today

well, there's doubles

user...I

>not knowing wimbledon's scheduling
It's the easiest one to understand

Yes.

Today Serena will crumble.
Tomorrow Federer will crumble.
Enjoy.

jesus christ the fucking ass and thighs on that ball girl as she bent down

Today the pillars will crumble.
Tomorrow the ceiling will crumble.
Enjoy.

Serena nipples and bobs mmm

nah m0 Gorriliams plays today too

original and not cringe at all user

What are the chances of barbora destroying Serena?

SerenaWinsLOL

the big 3 make more money than nishikori bautista agut goffin thiem etc.

atp will squeeze them as much as possible

My only wish in life is to outlive Serena.

>commentators saying strycova is like a volcano that is ready to erupt at any time
Do they not realize who is on the other side of the court

>RUSSIAN life expectancy 71.59 years
>USA life expectancy 78.69 years

outlook not so good

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fucking casuals

how does this fat gorilla even wipe her arse?

I'm rooting for Barbora because she's seems like a nice Czech girl.

Strycova 0 winners

Serena is hitting some sick angles and placements right now, not gonna lie.

>Strycova already faking an injury

Williams is a TANK

CAM ON

SERENA
WINS
LOL

FUCK

No one got a snapshot of the upskirt shot?

looks like Halep is our final hope for a gorilla killa

why would you want to see >her balls?

can a non-biased non-racist tell me if Serena, at age 37 and at 30% conditioning is still stomping everyone because of her unique Serena abilities, or simply because she is using her ethnic strength advantages?

You lied to me

It's entirely possible that the women's semi-finals will be wrapped up by 4pm UK time

Stay competitive, ladies

darkies shouldn't be allowed at wimbledon to be quite honest.

Do you see these shots right now? Strength doesn't give you perfect placement and vision.

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a 15 year old nigger wiped out several players this year, her first time at a slam - you tell me if you think nogs have an unfair advantage

Movement is not that important in her game so she doesnt get rekt that much by age. She has very good technique also especially on forehand.

It was the white girl. You could almost see her snatch. I could rewind but can only take a phone photo of TV.

Johana konta died for this. Holy fuck

I mean, she is really fucking good at tennis user. The thing which aggravates most people is that she's an awful loser (and a bad winner) and that there's no one else who can apparently rival her.

Federer is doing just the same

Konta would have got punked the same way. She mentally collapsed in the quarters against Strycova - I invite you to imagine her mental collapse in the semis against Serena

Can halep beat serena?

new.

What's with the Czech chick is she injured? Can't even hit the ball properly.

I'm not a racist, but OOGA BOOGA

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possible, especially if Serena starts her antics out of nerves.

No chance. I feel like Serena overcoming Riske made the rest of this a foregone conclusion

I’ve never seen a tennis game
Red pill me on it
Who are the good and bad guy/girls?

She shouldn't have gotten this far into the tourney but WTAlmao

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good guys: BLACK BVLLS
bad guys: bitch ass pasty crackaz

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good guys: federer/kyrgios
bad guys: djokoshit/nadull

She has in the past. The odds are stacked against Halep, but it's possible.

Wtf blue hair, blue eyes lightskinned bros
What will we do now

It boils down to race preference obviously. Everything is about race, always.

>blue hair

>blue hair
what the fuck

Good guys: Djokovic on rage-bot mode and Del Potro
Bad guys: Everyone else

>eastern Europe
>white
Please don’t tell me you guys think you’re white
Beyond delusional

>blue hair
You had one job

It's because she's roided, not black. How many other blacks do you see up there?

Yeah my bad we call blue=blond in our language

Wow

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whiter than u mudasir

Why don't the cuties ever last?

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pls save us simona

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Serena is 9-2 vs Simona

Why can't white people into tennis?
As of right now the top 10 is
>Djokovic
south slav
>Nadal
moorish-iberian
>Federer
half african
>Thiem
only white boy I guess
>Zverev
slav
>Tsitsipas
hellenic ottoman
>Nishikori
japanese
>Anderson
african
>Kachanov
slav
>Fognini
italic moor

>Mexican talking about whiteness

>Got banned from posting files because i posted 3 brazilian girls in bikinis
This site really went full reddit

They've faced only once since 2016. Since then, Mona became #1 and Serena gave birth

White people are like 20% of the world population, relax my brown friend.

Fear the power of Serena racist faggots

Serena has an grossly unfair genetic advantage over Simona. They should play in separate leagues.

AAAAAAAA

The tranny jannies seethe when they see a real woman.

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Why is Serena dressed like that?
Isn't she a mother?

Is it mandatory to wear white clothes in wimbledon?

yes

What should I buy to eat for the END OF AN ERA match tomorrow?

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yes

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That little fag with his selfies lol

alcohol

Bagels

strawberries with cream

Jägerschnitzel

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>Kachanov
armenian

...

Then what is Safin?

Some kind of hippie

instagram.com/flymonkeyrus/?hl=en

tatar

tatar

Fucking rich people and their etiquettes

tatar

It's just not the same without him.

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>women still only get to play best of 3 at slams
why

Probably not

>ethnic strength advantages
Being this obsessed with race is pure autism. People have different genetic traits, both inter- and intra-racially, and elite athletes generally have ones that give them an advantage in their sport.

yet they are 10% of the top ten
Maybe they're just genetically inferior?

It's not like bo5 is that useful for men. Among 1/8 and 1/4 matches:
1 in five sets
5 in four sets
6 in three sets

>>Federer
>half african
>>Anderson
>african
I know this is bait, but Afrikaners are white

What are the numbers on 0-2 and 1-2 comebacks, historically? Anyway, they deserve the chance to make a comeback.
And also, 5 setters are more exciting, so from an entertainment/spectator standpoint it would be better to let them go 5. There's no reason to limit them to 3 games, they can easily go longer, and more tennis is better than less.
>inb4 lol they're women, no one wants to watch them play more
Objectively wrong.

I don't really want to watch
6:3 1:6 6:0 6:7 6:1

It's more likely that you will see men go to best of 3 before women go to best of 5.

Why? Who wants less tennis?

It's blond, you retard.

Some of these matches go over 4 hours tho. Not that I mind, I can just tune out for a set.

tennis will be truly ded by then

your daily reminder

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Got a weird feeling that he's got one last amazing season left in him where he'll be seriously competing for Slams. Maybe in 2 years, after he consolidates his ranking next year. No idea why I think this, but it would be nice to have some variety back and he's one of the few genuine challengers out there

You can tell this was written 3 years ago. It's not been that long, but they simply couldn't now without a shitstorm of complaints, even a headline as mild as that

why don't woman play the same number of sets as men????

said I was never into tennis that much when all the masters finals plus the wtf final was five sets. missing out on some great matches

Excuse me but women already get equal pay no?

nah. unironically your country would be the first to scream for it

unironically watching challengers

new

>semifinals didn't even fill a thread

which tennis player got her milkbag out?

Кapoчкa :3

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right if not slav, but balt

hope these wog cunts lose

I want to suck ostapenkos sweaty toes desu baku senpai

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whites are like 10% of world population, also depeneds how you rate wogs and slavs

NA is 60% white, so about 300 mln of whites maybe, Australia is 80% so ~20 mln, Europoe is about 500 million or even less.
South and Central America IDK.

The rest of 7 500 000 000 people are from Asia(Japan to North Africa), Africa, etc

thought whites are hugely underperforming considering the HDI and wealth of the places they live. They can eat, train, have money for food and roof, yet they lose to non-white who have poorer living and training conditions.

it would be painful for spectators to watch at tired and skillless women tortuting themselves an audience
women gas out in 3rd set

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who? doubles? where?

also anyone followd juniors?

just accidently googled wimbs results and they show russian news about 'russian advancing on wimbledon' with a '5 hours ago' time mark... and i be like 'huh? but no russians in 1/8 already I know it!' but then i open the link ad see that they wrote about junior tournie which goes right now simultainsoly with senior! and i remember they put a pic of Kudermetova on the news of that, so i was confused... apparently, it's her little sister who advanced on junior Wimbs but they probably googled wrong picture

>they show russian news about 'russian advancing on wimbledon' with a '5 hours ago' time mark... and i be like 'huh? but no russians in 1/8 already I know it!' but then i open the link ad see that they wrote about junior tournie which goes right now simultainsoly with senior! and i remember they put a pic of Kudermetova on the news of that, so i was confused... apparently, it's her little sister who advanced on junior Wimbs but they probably googled wrong picture
this vesti.ru/doc.html?id=3166968

girl who left comments from his latest comments

>history.web.ox.ac.uk/people/ira-roldugina
>History of Homosexuality in Russia, Intimacy in GULAG, HIV/AIDS in the USSR
nice


is she paid for that researches?
did i pick a wrong field?

That's such a disingenuous argument, on multiple levels.

>women gas out in 3rd set
When was the last time you watched a womens tennis match? Retard.

In July 2019....

actually bo5 would be an advantage(and disadvantage for my hard drive space) for Caro, cuz she is really athletic, but for others it would be painful.

New -> New -> New -> New ->

YOU'RE SOFT

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antidepressants

if wta had bo5 and garcia won a slam and became more popular, maybe people wouldnt be so upset about you spamming her constantly

These, Rafa will wipe the floor with Fed and im a Fedfag.

I got my wagie uniform today

mickey d's?

what kind of people are you talking about, though, and how can you judge, when your flag appears there once in a three weeks

No parking lot maintenance

you have a high skool diploma?

What needs to be maintained in a parking lot?
Except lights and maybe the barriers?

cleaning the place to avoid germs

You have to repaint the lines also make sure the ticket machine is working also for some reason people have a tendency to leave their doors or trunks open so you have to close them

lads, any game theorists? what's the easiest way or combination winning dinero, if I only put on RBA

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were Evert and Capriati really good looking?

sueddeutsche.de/sport/maenner-arbeit-statt-ibiza-fuer-augut-1.4521425

Augut doesn't care so look for +8.5 games on the 1st set. After the 1st set joker wipes the floor with him

post your fave Caroline's pic(s)!

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:3

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so butiful... i am afraid

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determination

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Who here have Eurosport Player? Post this shot of Caro.

i admire her athletism

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>Post this shot of Caro.
i mean in 720p/1080p quality or webm

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her legs are so perfect, from toes to lower back

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huge biceps = good health

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med vs anglo

legs...
waist...
posture...

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why are russkis so mentally ill

>med vs anglo

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isnt she perfect?!?!?!

face, body, personality. (boobs shape too, though i dont want vulgar discussions - so, stop)

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love how this white dress fits her

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I can't stop falling in love
Look at her athletic posture, waist, at her tanned shoulders.

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She's a QT

If Halep wins, then I am champion of the bracket contest for second time this year

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Hello do you have a Eurosport player replays? For

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Also love her wide shoulders. They looks so nice in all outfits, from shirts to official dresses.

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It is interesting that Kasatkina has never faced Garcia before. Dashka would win of course.

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>his match lasted less than an hour, but bernard tomic says he should be paid as much as women

cute pimples

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wide shoulders are good

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and this bee shirts fits her good

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totally agree

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forgot to make a cute webm with tongue here :(

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Ripped arms are hot

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new

this post archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/93887335/#93888337 was dedicated to pic attached iirc

I just forgot to post it

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Hey I've heard Suiss have lots of Portugese migrants

Are girls looking like Caro?

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here is a nice view too

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Some of them have really fine faces

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But do they have a Caro's or Sabatini's phenotypes?

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i like how french crowd pronounce her name with accent on last part: Ka-Ro'

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wanted to make webm of it too, but forgot :(((((

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and cute webm of caro touching under her skirt - not done too :(

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meaty in russian, мяcиcтыe

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cute

wish had HD screens from long hair era too

will she have a long again? in 30s? 40s? 50s? with me?

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got some cute 'pits' and 'pants/shorts' screenshots as well as quads pics

this particular is the only one, wish i made a webm of it. but i have no ;(((

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this pits shot is not rare, though i love her tanlines and the face its always pale in contrast to bronze tanned shoulders

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qt

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same face, different score

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that chin and jaws!!!

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kiss kiss

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