/heem/

>you now remember Conor McGregor
>you now remember Khebab

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he'd heem The Dickbender... dont (you) me

Israel Adesanya
Jon jones

But thats about it

Then tell me their names right NOW?!?!

get in my guard bro

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kek’d

>tfw can’t remember any fighters

Tyrone Woodley and le unfulfilled potential man

I’d like to see Anderson Silva Heem luke rockhold before he retires, just to complete flushing.

his style might actually be a good matchup for gay izzy.

Yeah, a guy with shit defense, no head movements, and no chin will absolutely b-b-beast memebender

Luke Rockhold is going to continue his career as a model seeing as how he has probably reached the end of his rope in MMA.

He was an undisputed world champion and has nothing left to prove.

fershure the guy dabbing on Gastelum is going to struggle landing on Cuckhold

if he actually got his faggot ass on the ground... It's curtains for that dick taster

Emmett beats Bektic
RDA beats Edwards
Max retires Frankie
Robbie beats Colby
Stipe beats DC
Val murders Carmouche
Andrade sparks Zhang
Khabib 50-42s Poirier

simple as.

sounds about right

>has nothing left to prove.
Why do fags always say this shit? Yes, he could retire and say he did very well for himself but he could prove a lot if he fixed the holes in his game and made
>One last run for the strap

Admit it, you use to rate Chinletohold

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some real bad takes in there caz

Rockhold does well in fights until he gets grazed by a weak punch and goes into a coma.

simmer down Carmouche fan

I'm a newcomer who arrived just as Rockhold lost to Bisping. So I've never understood why he was rated so highly. He almost lost to Branch.

where?

OH NO NO NO NOOOOOOOO

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obligatory

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Rockhold would unironically beat him

I can't believe you faggots are convinced izzy is good after that decision win over fatstelum. This is the true argument I wanted to bait out.

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holly shit!! Now Nate is terrified,petrified for sure

Anthony Pettis Training Footage vs Nate Diaz
youtube.com/watch?v=hdrBZyABFb8

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These rankings don't make any sense. They should stop doing them.

>Till moves up
>While being 0-2

Why is Holloway's physique so fucking disgusting? Where does his weight even come from? His legs aren't big

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shut up luke u pancak tits wanker

I love MMA!

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GSP lost to Matt Serra

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big dick

dense islander bones

not even trolling but that twink meme monkey is the most overrated fighter in the past few years... i think its to get the fag crowd into ufc

Great post thanks for sharing

And the fag keeps copying that nigger Marty. "Bring teh same energy hurr durr"

Ben asscream is a can

I agree with you 400%, thank god Whittaker is going to shut that hypetrain down.

He has been very overrated and overhyped, but that said his win over Gastelum did raise my impressions of him. It won't be a walk in the park

whittaker is going to get pieced up unfortunately

Prime Ray heems Masvidal

lmao @ all you emotional retards who delude yourselves into thinking Izzy isn't a nightmare matchup for Rob just because you don't like him

this place really is all fat petty virgins with 0 training hahahahahah

no doubt and nothing against kelvin but hes a listed 5'9"( IRL prob 5'7.5") Middleweight... hes too fat and mexican to be the best

not even... but enjoy your favor of the meme fighters

i don't get it. he folded bumson and held out in a very tough fight against the gas.

gets too much hate because he's cocky, but he's legit.

How the frick do you expect him to have muscles when having to make 145lbs at childweight when he’s 5’11

u got btfod at the presser, time to let go

>who delude yourselves into thinking Izzy isn't a nightmare matchup for Rob just because you don't like him
How is he a nightmare for bobby? Izzy scraped by a bloated WW in Fatstelum and only won because Fridgestelum decided to go for a takedown at a crucial moment instead of concaving his face.

Bobby's a legit MW and will punch that twinks face apart, guarantee

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bruh look at this mandrama hungry beta LOOG A DIS DOO

He had one fight in the UFC and people were calling him the next Jones
He took a 43 year old Silva to a decision, even losing a round. Brunson fought like a deer in headlights, complete shit performance

Gastelum was a good win but Gastelum literally did nothing but throw the same 1-2 that whole fight.
This all sounds like naysaying but it's just facts. I do think he's good and I do think he can beat Rob, but the amount of shit people were talking so early after non impressive victories were insane.

Someone post that WEBM of Adesanya getting heemed in kickboxing

Honestly, does Colby have any chances against Robbie?

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Lmao Cub about to have 5 L's in a row and get cut for good.
Say goodbye to your swang and banglet, Kron is coming

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>this place really is all fat petty virgins with 0 training hahahahahah
Id unironically heem you, dont even bother with a (you)

My dad hates mma. He didn't even like the Gastelum-Israel fight because he thought there was too much wrestling kek

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Cub ends the Kron meme

better chance than askren, colby at least knows how to scrap and has experience behind him. Colby will do it right.

lol

did he like it when joshua got bean'd

Germans have 0 good fighters in any combat sport. You're very likely a relatively weak individual. It's just a fact.

>German Flag
>Must be German
oh boy here we go again

Sup, fags. Just letting you know I would heem every single one of you in 10 seconds flat. 5ft 11, 300lbs. Half Greek with black heritage- Which is only one of the reasons they call me the black hammer ;). Sure one of you Yanks might try some of your touch butt wrestling on me but I'd like to see you avoid getting crushed into a living death when I sprawl on your ass. Pic related- it's me

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Yes, he's always hated Joshua and is a Fury mark

Cub got subbed by Bumcano and rener's bitch boy bumtega. Kron flushes the toilet on him

Turks are a respectable race, I give you that. Still, I'm doubting you've trained enough to be genuinely dangerous.

Yeah but Colby's striking is super sloppy he might get caught by a left on the way in, plus I doubt he can take Robbie down

>DeeCee loses the trilogy (because Jon is too pussy to take the fight at HW)
>Luke heems Jon in his next fight within 40 seconds with spinning heel kick after getting used to carrying the extra weight

This is the best timeline.

This is the best timeline.

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GreekNigs are a respectable race, I give you that. Still, I'm doubting you've trained enough to be genuinely dangerous.

>plus I doubt he can take Robbie down
good point, if askren tried that single on robbie in a real wrestling comp and got slammed like that robbie would probably win.

I just hope colby's shit talk can be backed up because I feel Marty and Tyquil are leagues above him.

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>implying Jon hasn't heard of how good Luke's ground game is and won't try and wrestlemog him

why didn't you just reply "seething boomer" and zoom past him

>I feel like Marty and Tyquill are leagues above him
Funnily enough I feel like Colby has a better chance against Marty and Woodley than Robbie

I agree his performance against anderson was pretty weak, and gastelum's fight iq let the w slip from his hands.

If the ufc gave him just 1 more fight (ideally the winner out of costa and yoel) I guarantee people would change their tune. But dana wants to cash in on the nz v aus angle, and wouldn't want to compromise the value of that fight so gave him the title shot now.

Arguably soon, but still deserved.

>tfw Luke heems Jon with single hand guillotine

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Yeah, because Robbie is a veteran and a chinlet now. the one more run at the strap meme is him in a nutshell.

Of course Colby does, because he's at least a wrestler with an unchecked chin.

Edwards already beat Luque.

What is worst si that Yoel left Rob as a full chinlet, so there's even a chance he's gonna get the title. Biggest bum champion since Khabib.

>Turks are a respectable race

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so?

So it's agreed
Jon Jones Status: Flushed
Luke Rockhold Status: Contender
StylerBender Status: Faggot
Ben Askrin Status: Fan Fav on the heels of a title shot
Jorge Status: Spic

Jon Jones Status: Flushed
Luke Rockhold Status: Flushed
StylerBender Status: Flushed
Ben Askrin Status: Flushed
Jorge Status: Flushed

hard to argue with this

>Joe saying on JRE that Ben was talking shit about Jorge's ethnicity and race
What the fuck is going on bros? Did /heem/ teleport into a different timeline? What the absolute fuck is this meme narrative

Ben Askren is a white supremacist

I can't believe Askren said he wished he could go back in time to 1962 so he could push the button to fire those missiles and cleanse the earth of those dirty Cuban mongrel spic fucks.
So out of character for him.

how much of a meme is chin depletion?

surely he's recovered by now. It feels like 2 years since his last fight

Don't let my friendly visage fool you. I live, breathe, and bleed for the heem lifestyle

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Because he outweighs me by 50 pounds and could have heemed me on the spot

>how much of a meme is chin depletion
watch Chuck/Tito 3

Askren is white so Masvidal (a proud PoC) finds his mere presence oppressive

Welterweight (Super) Champion: Usman
Welterweight (Regular) Champion: Colby
Welterweight (Interim) Champion: Masvidal
Welterweight (Gold) Champion: Askren
Welterweight Champion Emeritus: GSP

Discuss

You have literally no evidence that this is true. Getting dropped by Yoel Romero does not make you a chinlet, not even prime Hunt could take a shot like that and not stagger, and proceeding to win the fight afterwards makes you the opposite of a chinlet.

Now this is a meme I can get in to

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>GGX GANG

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That's not how it works. Once your chin is gone, it's gone. It might be renewed once by moving weight classes, but that's it.

I wonder why the era now is that of delayed chinletings. Max gets his chin deleted by Dustin, but gets slept in his next fight. Rob gets his chin deleted by Yoel, but gets slept in his next fight. Jon gets his chin deleted by Santos, but gets slept in his next fight. I sense a pattern, and it's not a particularly fair one.

Based

>getting dropped
>Getting KO'd by Wonderpedo
>Not a chinlet

You can just tell someone is a chinlet. It's impressive Rob still managed to win those fights, but that doesn't give him his chin back.

>just put it on
hands down one of the weirdest fights i'm watching.

>read comments
glad it's not just me. yikes

>Adememeya
>having literally any wrestling in the slightest
Another meme specialist will be brutally exposed
Rob could stand and bang with the pillowlet but there's no reason to assume he doesn't just take him down and mog him for a bit before putting him out.
Can't wait to see the post-fight meme.

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seething

That's when you get up and say "cope"

Rob literally got slept by his wife's son with a swimming pool noodle. Even a punchlet like Candesanya can put him out.

I could almost understand this meme methodology but
>santos
Come on, 95% of the action in that fight was thiago trying to stabilise himself. Jones took I think 2 clean shots at most.

Stipe also got deleted by Ngannou but finished by DC

OH NO NO NO

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Don't (You) me ever again.

shit tier shoop greece nigger

no, not like this

Correct, forgot that one.

Imagine taking the time to make this.
That's Chad's retirement post.

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*wins the retirement*

max makes sense. rob makes sense. jones take was retarded my guy

I know it's shopped, but do people unironically think Ben will fight in the UFC ever again?

5 seconds

There's no reason for him and Till to not fight like they originally planned to. Askren only has one more fight in his contract anyway so i can see him wanting to have 1 legit win in the ufc before retiring so he isnt called a meme forever.

yes. he needs [wants] the money

*heems your boy into retirement*

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hmm thats why he retired
based

lowkey based

How's this?

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rob outwrestled olympic silver soldier of PED's pooelito and 6th degree black belt multiple times world champion of adcc and mundials Kekaré.
The Australian wrestling champion will literally just walk over, pick up Zoomersanya into the air, slam him down and take a nap on his struggling grapplelet body

>Zoomersanya
>born in the 1980s

Most likely, he's just like most fighters, he can't get out just on one loss.

>RDA beats Edwards

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that's the joke
He is older than bobby yet is crying about a meme

In many ways, Ben Askren won that fight in 5 seconds.

How did Arlovski get his chin back?

heres your champ bro

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How hard does Masvidal hit to open up a cut that big?

This might be an unpopular opinion, but I think Bobby is flushed and Medesanya is going to finish him. Why? Because Yoelito destroyed his body and turned him into Cain 2.0.

When Bobby comes back, his body will just fail him mid-fight and he'll get heemed, because even when you beat Yoel, you still lose. The man is made of steel.

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>The man is made of steel.
cringe and roganpillled

holy shit
ben posted a video of his vlog after the fight
he is actually slurring words...
is this permanent or will it get better during he next few weeks?
he really doesn't sound the same...

instagram.com/p/Bzt0FnQhUOa/

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that's what he always sounds like, he is a sperg

Harder than anything Gunni threw in 15 mins

It will get better.

Was Randy Couture legit?

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not only he's slurring words something tells me he must shit his pants every 5 minute

is there actually a reason for this?

those fucking comments

Gonna be a yikes from me
m.youtube.com/watch?v=PfAb7Dq6KSk

You get used to CTE after a while.

CTE for sure

Fucking kino
COLBY AINT GONNA DO NOTHINNNNNN

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stupid naz

he always slurs his words, he has a deformed jaw

what time are the open workouts

So, was gooby goobington stripped or what?

asskren has enough money. He needs to acknowledge that he's nothing but a can crusher and lucky enough to be hyped by roganus. He needs to take the money and retire. He's a meme and nothing but a meme

239 ended and so does my life

Tell him that I'll ankle pick his boomer aas if I ever see him

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we can all agree romero is the natty goat

What is more boring and embarrassing?

The pillow fencing called “boxing” or the leg hugging called “wrestling”?

your mom in the bed haAHHAAaha

the UFC rankings are fucking retarded.
Gus is still 6 in the rankings at LHW despite being retired and fucking SHOGUN is still ranked for some reason.
DC being p4p 1 is all you need to know about the state of the rankings

>he still thinks rankings and titles matter
how embarassing

>DC
>P4P King
Lol

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Masvidal/Nate
Colby/Marty
Robbie/Tyron 2
Wondermeme/RDA
Penisibbio/Pettis
Toilet/Ben, loser is confirmed Most Flushed by Masvidal Champion
THESE are the fights to make. Welterweight is the best division right now, LW is a meme.

He literally said to jewani that he wants to start training and get another fight when he's cleared

joe gets scripts

Same reason you slur your words from lack of sleep, your brain needs time and rest to recover. Don't give it that and it will never fix.

>ywn peel off those socks
heem me bros

rankings are the only thing that matters

Has Wonderboy lost it? At his prime he mogs just about every ranked welterweight in striking.

Luke had better defence in this fight than in the Jan fight

If santos and smif can move up and be fighting for title yoelito can for sure heem jon

Ben vs Ponzi fucking when? Nobody wants to see him fight Toilet Till, that meme has to stop.

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What the F*CK is wrong with his head

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Yoel is consistently the most overrated fighter on heem. His day is coming very soon.

feels good knowing I can choke out everyone on r/bjj and heem

3000 IQ

is anyone gonna call out jon jones for half assing it his last few fights for 500k a piece

choke on this
*unzips dick*

I would wrestlefuck you until you had a no hands orgasm, cazzie

It's Yoel's world and you're just living in it, boi

I'd heem every here

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Are nude leaks on the internet the female version of getting KO’d publicly? Which one is more embarrassing?

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I think people have been calling Jones out for the five years. Still undefeated.

Till exposed Wonderboy already

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> receive double leg
> sweep into half guard
> arm triangle the fuck out of your fat ginger head

is being caught nude that big of a deal?

Someone redpill me on Jamal

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I like Yoel's knee punch before he feints and heems Puke

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It is if you're a female celebrity because a lot of your popularity probably derives from people wanting to see you naked.

3 piece and a soda!
My balls was hot!!
Dad Cerrone!!!

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Kino

Luke

Chinlethold

>I'd like to take this chance to apologize
>TO ABSOLUTELY NOBODY

Why are MMA fans like this?

What are some heem approved quotes?

reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/cb7sg8/jorge_masvidal_made_some_strong_accusations/
Reddit has turned on Jorge. 3 piece with the soda is /ourmeme/ now.
Fuck that racist pendejo Bum Canskren. Keep that same energy, talkin all that shit about Boom Roasting schools of Cuban children with napalm but in person you aint say shit.

You look like your wife fucks black guys

Your wife is a towel mate

See you soon boiii

>conceive, believe, achieve
>shut the fuck up

Weidman and Rockhold are bums deal with it yanks, worst MW champs of all time

So you’re saying you’d pick your family, friends, coworkers watching you masterbate on cam over getting dropped in a fight user?

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Dont fear me

Absolutely. I would wank on tv in front of the entire world over ever getting heemed and flushed in front of millions.

who is your favorite bloodyelbow staff member?

People are jumping on [veganism] slowly but surely, but I think it’s cool. I think you’re a smarter and more intelligent fighter. Me and my brother are at the top of the game and have been for a long time. We’re obviously doing something right. Besides knowing how to kick somebody in the head, you should know how to feel good tomorrow. … I like to promote the vegan industry. I hear a lot of criticism from people saying you need meat to be strong and for recovery, and it’s a bunch of bullshit, because I train harder than everybody. It’s so easy to argue with these people. I’m like, ‘Dude, have you done a tenth of what I’ve done?

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Seems the CTE is bringing the real Ben out

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Women like being naked and being seen naked.

Thanks

aspen ladd looks like a seal

>friends, coworkers
lol

being vegan is bluepilled and goy as fuck

>reddit = Tony Ferguson
>Yea Forums = Michael Chiesa

Anything from Yoel

Chiesa couldnt even flush Diego

why doesn't our president go to any of the ufc events. dana practically got him elected.

Diego is timeless, he's in his pre-post-post flushed era.

Gooby’s drunk shitposts on Twitter

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Was chris weidman ever good?

Heem approved I mean

Anyone that loses or has a close fight was never good

>I can’t let you get close
>Still my boy!
>You have to do job is job
>I’m drinking a coors light because bud light won’t pay me nothing
>Thought you had a friend boy AAAHHHHH

Gooby's twitter game is rapidly declining. All he does now is retweet faggots with their bottles of Proper Twelve and say congratulations to fighters.
Ben Askren is the current twitter champion

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No. he literally made his career on beating up 40 year old brazilians
>Anderson
>Vitor
>Lyoto

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demian_Maia
if ben askren fought the same guys how many KO losses would he have?

Goddamn fucking based

Well, they were at least in his weight class. Jon Jones made his career on beating 40 year old Brazilian middleweights.

dana gave him a talking to after he called khabibs wife a towel

It's pretty scummy to promote veganism when you were never actually vegan. I remember straight after Nick promoting it he was pictured eating eggs and fish. Almost like you need some animal products to be able to train.

jorge bless

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I agree. His underground shitposting on European sports forums back in the day was heem level tho. With one star reputation and all.

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how many ufc fighters are true vegans?

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Does schuab hate asian people?

no he hates spelling consciousness and the sound of laughter

Alex Caceres and he admitted he can only train an hour a day these days. But he's too caught up in it to stop.

is that why he's terrible

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Yoel's not dumb enough to give up the weight advantage, it would be like when Rumble went to HW and couldn't even finish Arlovski

Was it kino?

youtube.com/watch?v=d7z83MYGz40

He has a pretty swollen jaw. Try talking after coming back from a dentist

You think memes fall from the tree you you dumb Diaz fan

JONES BTFO

youtube.com/watch?v=LP0us2EoHdA

Twitchy is a /pol/tard.

still mad about that toe

>reddit : Ben Askren
>Yea Forums : Pendred 10-9

>This nearly actually happened
Did fat fuck Dana stand a chance

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And thats a good thing

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winner takes the losers 2pac posters is great

>ywn live in the timeline where Tito heemed Dana, took over the UFC, became chief matchmaker and repeatedly gives himself title shot after title shot in a row despite being flushed

WOW
WERY FANTASTIC BODY

Imagine how satisfying it must have been to be Gooby back then, knowing full well how badly you can heem all these regional fighters into a living death.
No wonder he became so smug.

Cowdaddy

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Reminder Ben got robbed, the second punch woke him up and he was setting up a bulldog choke

>I'm black from the waist down

What did Conor mean by this?

His assistant and his producer are Asian, so my guess is he's probably just a little too comfortable around them.

If your diet REQUIRES you to take dietary supplements, you’re doing it wrong. It’s actually bizarre when you think about it, these people are convinced it is just perfectly normal to need something made in a lab to live.

Boxlet detected

>“Hollywood is crawling with outsiders and foreigners and if we kick them all out, you’ll have nothing to watch but football and Mixed Martial Arts, which are not the arts.”

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If fuck her tb h

what a fucking cunt

Warrior is a better kino than anything this bum was ever in

yes because there are no foreigners in mixed martial arts

wtf i love trump now
lets gooooooooooo colby deport fakenewsman

How do you fight a much taller opponent?

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*Claps for Roman Polanski*

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just be frankie and have elite wrestling its easy bro. Just heem them lmao

Why would you want to watch shitty Jewish cinema propaganda?

God damn imagine dedicating time in your life to getting good at fucking caricatures. What a wasted life.

Anonymous sources familiar with cawlmedy claim he is of Asiatic descent.

>you'll have nothing to watch but football and MMA
and the issue is?

it probably took him less than 10 minutes to draw that up

Name a more kino scene in film history.
How would Tommy do in the UFC?
youtube.com/watch?v=Rs6B3uXXllI

youtube.com/watch?v=LpZ0eehE4N4

Could mma save him?

twitter.com/oliviabradley88/status/1148958211531268099

twitter.com/mikelivorio_/status/1149005251267239937

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The World is so Crazy right now… Sometimes a Player has just got to sit back and say……. Wow……

he would end up like elkins in elkins vs bektic

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Why do you faggots like this mma shit so much there's like 1 or 2 guys who are actually good then the rest of them are just shit.

>2.4M of views

fucking manlets lmao

Absolute UNITS

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could have easily pulled guard and and threw ferguson elbows from the bottom

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check this shit out guise
youtu.be/Ap6JXOoiydc

Yes. In fact I would argue he still is, the talent and athleticism is still there. He's one of the best cage-cutters in the game, excellent pressure wrestling and surprisingly good boxing. He needs to get the fuck away from Serra Longo though, that gym is trash and turns guys into one-dimensional hacks. Look at Al, he became a potshotting overhand merchant despite showing great kicks and subs early in his career, and subsequently got tooled up against cowboy.

Do Americans really do that

small and insecure ones yes, good thing he wasnt armed this time otherwise bagels wouldnt be the only thing with holes in that shop lmao

The absolute state of manlets

“You wanna take this outside?”
>gets tackled to the ground with ease

I could teep this midget half way across the room t b q h

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Redpilled and would heem everyone in here (except me)

>tfw I've spent more times on watching mma than on watching movies

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Kinda feel bad for the dude.

There are about 5 movies worth watching

If you look closely you can see that he actually throws a flying knee but is too short to connect

That guy just redpilled a lot of manlets about women.

we all have problems that's not a reason to assault peoples in a bakery
he's a douche

Imagine being so fed up with having people degrade you and humiliate you because of your height, to the point where you have a public freakout at a bagel shop.

You are then filmed, posted on Twitter, physically humiliated, and will likely be doxxed and lose your job over it.

Manlet uprising when?

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I've watched about 15 in last 10 years so I agree

Schaub

US SHORT GUYS ARENT GONNA TAKE THIS ANYMO-

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Thoughts?
youtube.com/watch?v=vbVfLN7Qw3E

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MOGGED.COM

Unironically whats the best thing for the midge to do here? Pull guard and hit him with a rear hook? Maybe go for a shoot?

This. Guy has probably taken so much shit throughout his whole life that he doesn’t trust anybody and feels everyone is out to get him/make fun of him. He then gets physically emasculated, his outburst is going viral, and will be the laughing stock of the internet shortly. Wouldn’t be surprised if he goes on a shooting spree soon.

Is becoming the most disliked fighter in the UFC part of his plan? I think it is.

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Based Bobby survived againt Romero, Israel Pillowanya has nothing on him

The comments are pretty fucked up too. Maybe the reason he's an asshole is because everyone treats him like shit, but no its "muh napolean complex"

Grow 8 inches
Short of that, kick to the nuts or spam overhands

>its tawlf when your smawl
Sure. Or maybe just don't be a bitch

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Watchu laughing at bitchtits

Based. Whittaker won't bring the same energy to the octagon. Izzy is gonna heem him

Isn't it weird to think that Jon would beat this guy into a living death

>Bobby's a legit MW and will punch that twinks face apart, guarantee

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he has the blueprint on jones now and will spam legkicks to a split decision win

your cunt and what will you do the day someone rockhold JBJ into oblivion?

>flag
>became a muslim and move to Dagestan

>Weight depleted Bobby is the same as Romero conqueror Bobby
Begone

>HE MAKE MEMES
>HE MAKE MEMES
Fuck off faggot i dont even have the energy to argue why Memerael is getting heemed. Kys

>Romero conqueror Bobby

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Learn english pasta nigger

How do you go from this

To this.
instagram.com/p/BzvFQVMi7Dq/

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teach me papa

"Hollywood is crawling with Jews and degenerates and if we kick them all out, we'll have nothing to watch but anime and MMA, which are the true arts."

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>5 years ago a weightclass down
adesanya wasnt even in the ufc at this point

old Dana would have never included those dumb olivi lead ins

Cool picture.

Poor guy. At least he has the confidence to go on blind dates though.

>Based fighters who work insecure homosexual fighters into a seething shoot purely by existing

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Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that Ben won the story?

Take me back. Take me back to the way it was before.

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Remember how bad Lawler looked against Cerrone and then RDA? Whittaker is going to look the same against Israel. 50-45 to Israel.

Do you think asian men can remove niggers from mma?
They did it with porn, so why not mma.

Pic related is asian fighter wife's after a fight.

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how do you guys feel about stephen a smith being the 3rd most important ufc analyst after watching the sport for 3 months

Adesanya is a fluke.The guy has a brown belt in bjj telling everyone that Anderson Silva is his idol blah blah blah
Dear Adesanya do you know the mma education of the great Anderson Silva? How you claim yourself as the next Silva without even a black belt

Fuckin pleb Adesanya.Go back to Ethiopia

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getting real tired of this degenerate posting, might just heem some of you

Anime

>An-ih-may
>En-ih-may
>Em-ih-may
>Em-eh-may

>MMA

Oh my God...

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Her dogfart vid with Shane Diesel is good

Based retard analysts were needed in mma

I don't like his movie with Dwayne johnson.

I can heem anytime anyplace /tv /pol /soc /x choose the place

>tfw was originally supposed to be 5’1”
>based parents got me on HGH during puberty
>now 5’6”, prince of manlets
Feel bad for the dude though. First 12 years of my life were pretty rough in school when you look about 3 years younger than everyone else.

All natty 5'7 King of Manlets here. Kys 5'1let, imagine going on juice solely so you aren't a dwarf

My solution to the manlet problem is typically just let manlets hook up with womanlets. What do you think about that? Do you tend to think that your chances are better with a girl who is womanlet?

>5'6
LMAO 5'8 here feelsgood not being a fucking manlet

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Oh yeah, for sure my life would be better if I was a literal midget lol

Someone post the picture of the ufc fucking with fighters heights. Realistically how tall is joe rogan?

about 5 and a half feet tall

Rogan is officialy 4'1, so realistically he's probably 1'2

4'11 when he's on stilts

dude there is no need to envy people.If you feel you start envying them go kill them

haha yeah, cept me

I have a doctors note. No rolling for me. Sorry to disappoint kiddo.

hed of flushed tito, dana legit boxed for 3 months at 17

1'2"
youtu.be/qwryl0tKN8M

Masvidal faced Ben Askren on July 6, 2019 at UFC 239.[66] He won the fight via a flying knee 5 seconds into the first round. The knockout was the fastest knockout in UFC history.[67]

yoel looks off the gear desu

consider suzuki

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The absolute STATE of manlets

Is the new twin peaks show good? The old one bored me to tears

fuck off lanky toothpaste fuck

Don't @ me Manolev

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Ask any male minority if they would be white if they had to be 5 ft tall. Ask any discriminated against group if they could change themselves to a manlet instead of their current feature. I think we all know the answer.

then you will not like season 3

(You)

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Rob absolutely flushed this guy. XD he looks old and saggy now

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It's the trumpet fight manlet all over again

see

thank you henry for getting rid of dj

Bad vs cerrone?
He torn acl vs rda fuck off

>b-b-but Borg EARNED his shot

I wanna see Lee flush Askren

Lel true. Fuk manlets

bruce lee is fucking dead dude

twitter.com/btbshowtime/status/1149050673310232576
Yikes...

askren/ lee or gooby/lee would be kino

nah

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*criticizes your trumpet playing ability*

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he promised he'll quit mma if he misses weight for ufc 240

Your average Schaub fanboi, ladies and gentleman.

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dat dog got a dicc

>gooby/lee
Battle of the cardiolets

Bum Askren

>Battle of the
Battle of the Niglets*
fixed

Umm sweetie, goobert is white.

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use that phrase again and ul be getting a letter from my lawyer

only person in the world who can make her smile showing teeth

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Wake up Amanda. It's all over.
youtube.com/watch?v=Zk7QpT6TkCc

>Irish
>White
not too sure about that, hottie

Tony bless

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nunes heems cringelord cejudo

He should retire before Costa ruins his legacy. Hasn't fought in over a year and that was his hardest fight that left him with a Weidman eye. Looks out of shape. Won that huge lawsuit.
No point in fighting that roider now that he has all that money. When the fight was first made for November I thought he easily beat Costa but not anymore as he is just getting older

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no u

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You gotta admit, that is pretty funky

pajeet nooo

Even when he loses he wins

Nice, you described boxing.

luke heems silva unironically

Smith vs the one dude that won his last fight off a close decision? Forgot his name, Oezdemir should have won

she unironically couldn't beat any top 15 bws

Reyes and I thought it was a deserved win

why is he so confident?

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>thinking she could beat any ufc bantamweight

Reyes? I felt his performance was underwhelming as well

>I thought it was a deserved win
No fugg'n way, Oezdemir won that one

Reyes' corner unironically told volkan after the fight that he won it

undefeated
undefeatable

I gave him round 3 and 1. It was definitely a close fight but I feel a lot of you think it was a robbery because of the Dan Hardy's commentary. Reyes hurt Volkan with a knee to the body and Hardy was too busy talking about cheese graters to acknowledge it.

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i scored it 49-46 jones, but 50-45 jones is acceptable

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The mogging and insecurity in this one still gets me to this day

Who's that ugly gook girl that keeps getting posted?

hardy and joe both seem to think people are tuning in for their commentary

Israel looks like he's 50 years old in the thumbnail

alexa grasso needs a nickname what do you got?

What forum is that? Looks similar to bb misc.

Honorary White

instagram.com/p/BfLqjvmBbIl/

who

I wonder if Cody's wife has always been kissing her friends, or whether it's relatively recent - say, beginning when Cody lost to TJ and so she stopped having sex with Cody.

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she'd kill Ray borg

she would have lost to this version of him
youtube.com/watch?v=VE9iWbb8bko

I would enjoy having my penis inside them both if you can comprehend what I'm trying to communicate here

Khabib made him age 10 years in 3 rounds

more like captain piss pants

2019? His whiskey selling this good?

captain shartypants

What's the story behind this, did he piss and shart his pants?

wew

past 12 months, so earnings from july 2018 to now.

Who's your favorite fighter born in the 1970s? Mine is Alex Chambers followed by Mark Hunt.

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need good card

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>implying Gordan Ryan wont dominate mma for years to come

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Dana wouldn't give two shits about calling Khabib wife a towelhead he had pressure coming from advertisers fucking him over.

"I don't lose to people like Jan"
>*proceeds to get violently KTFO and breaks jaw*

correct
not long before conor said that dana publicly called religion stupid

>It is what it is
>This fight clock brought to you by ModelOHHHHHHHH
>Fuck Brazil! A bunch of filthy animals!
>Who da fook is that guy?
>Thawlts?
>Fer sher, b!

Just imagine based Dana saying this at next years Republican National Convention.

After that WMMA grew much bigger than modeling and being an actress.

youtu.be/Cr7gyL21J9k
Why is it always white “people”?

Wow masvidal fans are absolute cringe
youtu.be/f-MKcPVaPy8

Damon Martin is also at the top 100 filthy homo mma journos in 2019

Zots?

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god we seriously need jones to bully this kid

Rewatching Tony vs. Klee, his takedown defense is incredible. Great sprawls, scrambles, etc, and when he does get taken down he's always working to recover guard and hunt for a sub, elbowing the entire time. Sure he got mounted but even then he was able to avoid damage and work out from it. I want the Khabib matchup so bad.

So masvidal has exposed the weak spots of Till (balls) and Askren (chin) moments into the fight. What opening strike will he use on Kamaru?
youtu.be/3bGN1W3UYGU

>betting on Fili
Fucking caz. Seriously though, that guy is the definition of inconsistent. A born .500 fighter, good on one day and shit the next.

>the chad midget vs the incel manlet

Last time made me money

Probably call him a nigger

what was it?

I really like that parlay, great odds on slight dogs who have a very good chance at winning. I'll probably throw in Ryan Hall and play that this weekend.

Are you the guy that bet on Jury to beat him?

>not long before conor said that dana publicly called religion stupid

Based hypocrite.

Looks good I'm might follow this one. Fili gets to fight as a local too so that definitely helps

Why dies Leon edwards get credit for a win on march 19 when Masvidal destroyed Till that same night in the main event, yet he doesn't? Shouldn't Masvidal logically already be in the final?

Fuck no, I wouldn't bet against the guy either. It's like betting on HW fights, too unpredictable.

Jelly faggot!
Fuck off, Mudslime!

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instagram.com/p/Bzt0FnQhUOa/
>hey pussy. how's your faggot head?
>BITCH RETIRE U’VE BEEN EXPOSED ROLL AROUND WITH DUDES IN SPANDEX IN UR OWN PRIVACY SHIT HEAD
>Chat shit get banged curly haired fuck

Elkins will do what Saul Rogers did to Hall

He had an early explosion, gassed out and lost the next two rounds. Also got taken down and controlled by Cerrone in round 1.

>Robbie beats Colby
As much as I love Robbie, he's gonna get wrestlefucked to a 49-46 or 48-47 decision

imagine losing to dustbin twice and still being on the p4p list

Snot a real tourney dingus

you now remember johny hendricks

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I think Fili will let you down, I like Emmett though, he's too strong and too good a wrestler to be controlled by Bektic and he has such a power advantage on the feet. I don't know why he's such a favourite.

curb stomp Usman

>Implying HE's not the one fucking them! :^)

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I never forgot him

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FOOKIN' ANYONE AND EVERYONE I DON'T CARE!!!

SAY IT WHAT NOW! THEY'RE ALL GETTIN' ITTTTTT!

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youtube.com/watch?v=YU4hJPCI2uI

Holly "The Celtic Warrior" Holm

My favorite version of his Liverpool interview! :^)

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Holly "The Husk" Holm

Holly "The Gaelic Crossdresser" Holm

Johnny "Literally Now A BIG RIG" Hendricks!

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How small was that manlet in the bagel shop?

Carla O'Connell is fighting Alexa Grasso in Mexico City. One more run at the strap.

5'11

He clearly said 5'0".

When heem memes were good

Leave the poor guy alone.

She's managed by WME's competitor. They also manage Schaub

looks like a fusion of gooby and tony

let me make the thread

Absolute cunt.

>RDA beats Edwards
I don't know who wins this one, I think RDA is quite comparable to Luque and Edwards was able to shut his game down but looked exhausted doing it. RDA can keep that pace all day and this is a 5 round fight.

BASED CEJUDO CALLING OUT NUNES. TRIPLE C ABOUT TO BECOME QUAD C

tmz.com/2019/07/09/henry-cejudo-amanda-nunes-frankie-edgar-max-holloway/

Your favorite Mexican MMA? Also, let Mexico have the next one.

Imagine if I invited her over to my house for a date and all we did was watch heems and eat green tea ice cream haha

Anyone have a webm of the Nunes KO of Holly Holm?

use my thread please

yeah

>He makes memes now, my man makes memes!

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where are her eyebrows?

based bean thread

Hey guys can someone tell me the current Male Brazilian UFC champs?

5'0". Poor guy has probably been absolutely shit on his whole life and just reached a breaking point. Not saying how he acted or what he did was right at all, but he definitely snapped and was only seeing red. Now all the twitter feminists and white knights want him doxxed and executed.

Serious Question:

Why are MMA fighters so bad at rolling with punches? Boxing is exposed, but rolling with punches is a good aspect of boxing.

Based

>NEVER FORGET JESUS PEOPLE
>I LOOOVE JU
anything that comes out of Romeros mouth, really.

I think he has big gay

Christopher Lee is dead dude

Leon might be more legit than any of these guys

both him and fabian have been really damn good their whole career with only usman beating the WW brother