She could easily start on some mid or lower tier men's clubs in top European leagues and be a solid contributor

>implying she could keep up with fast N'gubus

I like how people use Rapinoe as an example of a good player when she isn't even top 5 on the team. sure, she won the golden boot but her only legit goal came against France in which she wasn't part of the play at all, thus wasn't covered, and just happened to be jogging up to the backside of the net when Tobin crossed the ball back to Alex Morgan (who gave up on the play or would've had a nice strike).

3 kicks came directly from PKs in which another player drew the foul in the box but Rapinoe, being the captain and glory hound, designated herself to take the kicks. 1 came during the roflstomp where everyone on the team scored 3 times, and the final one came from a free kick which was basically like a penalty kick. Her crosses were atrocious despite playing wing and she gave up on plays constantly

Tobin Heath, Christin Press, and Rose LeVelle could play on mid tier teams, possibly Alex Morgan. Rapinoe can't even make the women's MLS all star team

>Tobin Heath, Christin Press, and Rose LeVelle could play on mid tier teams
again they really couldn't
they wouldn't even be able to play in non-league football

I know she's getting memed a lot right now, but Rapinoe is not even in the top 5 best players on the current USWNT. She' great, and a True American Hero, but Lavelle, Morgan, Heath, Horan, and arguably even Ertz, Dunn, Press are all better.

God forbid we celebrate a female athlete for her performance in the women's league. Nope, gotta compare her to men for it to matter. Pretty cool indirect sexism.

She couldn't even be in the first XI of a boys U21 squad

>they bring it up first
>no it's stupid and here's why
>YOU SEXIST PIG WHY ARE YOU COMPARING WOMEN TO MEN!!!!

don't you have a reddit post to upboat?

she could easily fucking die playing against a 14 year old boy

It's literally all they talk about though.

>feminist incels telling other people to have sex

Have $ex incel

have sex

How do you sage this shit?

You're fucking delusional burger, she might be a good benchwarmer in our team when we drink beers before playing (always) and she wouldn't even play

The only level she may be able to keep up is the U15 team in some street shitting country like India or Pakistan

they've disabled saging because onions fags complained that their messages weren't being read.

they also filtered the word onions for the same reason, can't upset the babbies

Virgin spotted. Just so you know, women are repulsed by white knighting male feminists.

I’m just waiting for her roast picture to leak, so I can imagine her and hope comparing holes

Megan pls...

Get assfucked

I’ve often argued that Diana Taurasi could make an nba roster. Her ball handling skills and 3 point shooting are good enough, even if she rarely got any playing time

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POST IT

>a 6'0 shooting guard can make it in the NBA

absolute kek. you have to be Allen Iverson tier to pull that off.

>women are repulsed by white knighting male feminists
Is this what incels tell themselves nowadays?

Literal E. Fuckinwho

>nowadays
this has been widely established for decades. newfag

5’9 Nate Robinson did just fine in the nba. You need to not let your severe hatred of women cloud your judgement

Can Taurasi dunk? Didn't think so.

This but unironically

Wow, incels have been deluding themselves for decades is what you’re telling me? I didn’t know the problem ran that badly

>women drool over male feminists Iswear

Hey maybe it'll work for you, who knows.

You’re fucking retarded. I’ll give you a pass for supporting a uconn player.

>people still dunk in the nba!
Haven’t watched a game in over a decade, huh user?

Lmao nice argument.

She

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Two sides of the same coin my white knight friend, except at least incels have accepted they'll never have sex.
Funnily enough, only well-adjusted people get relationships or pull girls.

No, but they have verticals over 17". If you can't dunk, you probably can't block and can't get the height required to shoot outside.

Also, you've been watching her handle a smaller basketball her entire career.

She'd be the leading scorer on the US men's team

hey i thought americans didnt care about soccer??

It's a women's sport. If we're going to talk about it it'll be about the women as soccer should be.

You niggas realize the only reason she looks somewhat talented is because she’s playing against zero competition. Half her own team is trash. And literally every other nation at the World Cup sucked ass. The passes were shit. The dribbling was shit. The decision making was shit. She’s not that good.

cheeky

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She's better at PKs than many, many men I've watched. That's certain.

Alright donald, enough Yea Forums. Please do your job for once

yeah thats funny that you say that because when i watched her take that pen i thought to myself damn she actually has proper technique. i had to admit to myself that she is a proper footballer. terrible human though.

Nah

Finishing is the one area where women can be just as good, if not better than, men. That's why somebody like Alex Morgan would be a better option for Playing With the Boys.

they sure can finish me off

lol no. women will hopefully never actually play with men. its a terrible idea. i enjoy watching womens tennis. i enjoy watching watching womens cricket for their big butts in tight pants. theres no need to change things. just give em a little extra cash to shut em up.

looooooooooooooooool

I unironically believe Tobin Heath could do well in a lower level league in Europe. And Rose Lavelle could start at CAM for a couple teams in MLS.

>That's why somebody like Alex Morgan would be a better option for Playing With the Boys.
yeah and then some uncoordinated defender crashes into her and she needs hospitalization

underated

lol the top current female players wouldn't even be able to compete in the mens game of 50 years ago, never mind today.

wasn't soccah more physical back then? even less suited for cross-sex teams

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I don't give a shit about a single guy on the men's team
They're only there for political reasons since skill is pretty comparable at that level
There is no standout. No young kid or freak of nature who everybody wants to watch. No YouTube sensation embarrassing defenses. You expect me to believe such a player doesn't exist in the entire US? Bullshit

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>Pretty cool indirect sexism.
No it isn't, it's direct sexism. Women aren't as athletic or skillful as men. Their sports are a joke that society tells to make them feel better and some people are polite enough to laugh laong and pretend they matter. They don't, at all. Reality is sexist. Women suck at sports.

Is this bait?

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You realise almost the entire world loves football right? Your crop of players is fucking tiny compared to the entire world where almost everyone played football growing up.

a portrait at once cutting yet deeply poignant. masterpiece/10

>Rose Lavelle
Nice dubs but you're a terrible idiot

I see your point but I'm not suggesting an allstar team. I mean literally one American Messi or Ronaldinho. Like how is Peter Crouch immortalized in the pantheon of soccer and we don't have a single guy.

>a True American Hero

cringe

How so?

Not sure how comparable it is but in hockey, Hayley Wickenheiser, widely considered the best non-goalie female player, had a short stint in the Finnish third-tier league, where she did kind of okay. When the team got promoted to second-tier though, she was forced to leave after 10 totally unproductive games.

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>incels

People that (are that ugly nobody will have sex with them even for pay) or (do not have sufficient money). How many such people exist do you reckon?

>only well-adjusted people get relationships

You are an embarrassment.

I think it would be harder to make it in hockey than soccer

Is porn divided into leagues now? I am confused.

It turns out that "incel" refers more specifically to people that can't get girls, and then whine about it on the internet and declare that all women are necessarily stupid, evil, and colluding against them, and that these women should be killed. It's immensely pathetic.

Epic post!

Based. I'm going to start using it. That's mine

No X factor that elevates her above the female game

My initial thought as well, due to the physicality, but I have no real clue since I don't know soccer that well.

>dilates whilst typing this with his right hand

I trolled the trollmeister, you have to admit that takes skill

Rose is ELITE, I don't know what you're talking about.

It's always these two sucking each other off trying to outdo the other on male feminist points
Or maybe it the same faggot proxyfagging and talking to himself, who knows anymore

kek no. Finishing against women goalkeepers doesn't count

>Ball handling skills.

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neither can steph curry

defense isn't required to be a super star, see steph curry, lebron james, james harden

was this an attempt to meme? the left can't

>disabled saging
What? Can't be true.

>only well-adjusted people get relationships
You are retarded.

Americans dont get most lower league players are olds enjoying retirement games or academy players on loan.

Imagine being a subhuman tranny. Imagine, just for a second, being a genetic failure due to the universe fucking you over and jewish marxist programming seeping degenerate nonsense into your head. Imagine being such a deluded NPC bot that is taught to regurgitate r*ddit, twitter and huffPo tier programmed responses like "Have sex incel" (despite you never having sex due to being a disgusting abomination) or "Orange man bad" at any perceived anti-leftist threat. Imagine being such an autist that you latch onto dykegrass athletes and follow the leftist media virtue signaling to try to shill these she-cunts into national political heroes. Imagine finding your way into a Mongolian horse herding forum and decide one day to shill these carpetmunching Jaime Lee Curtis sins-against-natures and spamming the same NPC-tier responses at said forum users who couldn't give a single fuck unless it's Hope Solo vagina posting. Imagine spamming these dyke images to try to get the board to talk about these miserable useless cunts who can't even beat a u15 boys team but demand pay equal to what Messi or Ronaldo made "BECAUSE I HAVE A GAY VAGINA AND ORANGE MAN IS CANCELLED FOLKS!".

Don't imagine because the aforementioned paragraph above is you. That is your sad life as a butch dykeloving NPC shillbot. This is what you do everyday nonstop despite absolutely no one caring for your LGBTQ+ABC123 "female athletes" or them beating a literal Thai village team by 13 goals. You know what, I shouldn't be mad at those dykemutt soccer players; do you want to know why? They are actual biological females and have a real vagina and uterus unlike you. Now go dilate with glock and end yourself, tranny.

What about male English keepers? Same level of play as female keepers.

What if I told you that you could go back in time to 2010 and have Hope Solo instead of Robert Green. Would you do it?

*dilates*

No

was this your attempt to meme? you know what they say
LCM

Extremely based and redpilled.

People unironically saying women could play with professional men must not have played any contact sport in their life.

Sage only works on bundes and hoc

Or.... we saw Neymar last summer.

She looks like a 14 year old boy and a 50 year old woman at the same time wtf

Fuck no.

based

kek you are deluded
your average Sunday League keeper will be as good if not better than Solo

Obviously yes

cringe

We get it, you haven't played sports competitively in your life.

You will never find out how good women actually are compared to men as they will not play each other seriously.

trannies btfo

based

Is this the easiest way to troll Yea Forums?