/cric/ INDIA v NEW ZEALAND

EPIC CHOKE FROM INDIA IN THE WORLD CUP SEMI FINAL HERE LADS

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OVER HERE LADS

this is the thread

lel

reminder that this is the next thread

Is this the thread

*goes up to 6*

This IS the thread lads.

can't see india losing here

safe to say it's finished

> Win predictor has New Zealand at 60%
uwotm8

excellent
EXCELLENT

icc panicking
the fix is coming

I told you.

Madoka WILL save /cric/.

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OH NONONONONONNONO

WALK OFF YOU DUMB CURRY MUNCHER

>Bringing binoculars to a cricket game

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BIG FAN OF SANTNERS ACTION

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PANTSFULLOSHIT

BASED SANTNER

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*sends out Jadeja*

GONEEEEEEEEE

GONE
GOTTEM
GET THE FUCK OFF THE PITCH

BASED SANTGOD
>BASED SANTGOD
BASED SANTGOD
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BASED SANTGOD
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RIP ogre

MIGRATE

WICKET
WICKET IN THE CRICKET

OH MY WORD WE HAVE A WICKET IN THE CRICKET

SANTGOD!!!!

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>mfw poos aren't winning the world cup

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dhoni time

YOU PUT THE POO IN THE LOOOOOO

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HAHA TIME FOR SLOWNI

this thread successfully got new zealand a wicket lads

is MS Dhoni short for My Shittle Dhoni

DHONI IN

Based if you ask me

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GO HERE FIRST

PANTS GONE

INDIA NAKED AND EXPOSED GETTING ANAL PROLAPSED BY MAORI GODS

what makes it funnier is manjgaykar hyping him up as defensive because of a few test centuries LOL

Thread split is super in uncomfy lads

haven't watched a game of cricket since the 2005 ashes
I just post here and check the win probability and worms

who's house is getting burned tonight lads?

god i wish that were me

STUPID world cup format. Imperial Cricket Council should learn from the ELITE and CEREBRAL IPL and have two playoffs for the top 2 teams that have proved their calibre over the league stage

C O P 3

I am a Brit on holiday, it is my utterly unbiased take.

we're all in the other thread because Australians are autists who insist that their thread is the correct one

no you're not
no I'm not

if you don't have the US flag filtered you are a casual /cric/ newfag

factual statement

better the burgers than the soccer countries

I'm a casual /cric/ newfag but I already have it filtered anyway

>the soccer countries

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going to us this thread rather lads, the madoka thread is grim

jadeja is shit

wicket looms

Shan’t be posting in the anime thread

Shot.

*blasts air horn*

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comeback on

my heart lads. my fucking heart

Piss off

meant to catch those latham

NZ unironically choking this

>nz fielding

Grim over. India back in charge

Fucking disgusting. Kiwis are the most hopeless hacks in international cricket. Will just crumble in the final like usual. They have no cricketing history, no passion, not a single iconic moment I can name in this sport involves New Zealand.

They are literal doormats.

>India gaining momentum
>tfw Dhoni and Jadeja wins it from here

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RRR back under 8

>4 wickets
fuckfuckfuck. every time the ball goes up in the air my heart will be on the verge of exploding

arrogant casual indians getting blown the fuck away

>england literally are guaranteed to win the world cup if thye can beat australia tomorrow
weird feel lads

This is the partnership

>RRR finally cracks 8
>Immediately back down to 7.88
lads
LADS

>not a single iconic moment I can name in this sport involves New Zealand.
>Underarms in your path

>Wide
NZ starting to choke m80s

so true

reckon this is an iconic moment mate

So tomorrow's game is basically the final. Thanks NZ for knocking India out but England and Australia will take it from here

>curry commentator having an orgasm when jadeja hits a 6
Enjoy the flight home lmao

last wc semi with the saffers was amazing

buisness idea

play odis over 2 days so we go to bed at reasonable hours

> Isa Guha
Why the fuck my pp hard

Sizeable if

NZ on the ropes now

>4%

looking grim
the subcontinentals are a devious bunch and they will be looking for openings here

this is going to be an Afghanistan vs Pakistan style of collapse

come on lads

Dhoni is such a chad lads

>Will just crumble in the final like usual
That has been and will be iconic

group game versus Australia toor

Like you crumbled in the semi? Fuck off and get back to coldcalling me rajeet

why is the win predictor so racist

turkwaahz

Business idea: I kiss you softly on the forehead and wish you sweet dreams

>dhoni strike rate below 50
based

>/cric/ tells me that cricket is a sport for white people
>the audience is 90% brown
>people in this thread are posting an*me
...yikes.

shit taste

need wicket

you now remember Grant Elliott

wicket looms

can't wait for another wicket to fall and all these darkies to go shut up again

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Get him ahhhhht

take your racism back to /pol/ cheers mate

New Zealand need a wicket now or they'll loose

>new zealand crumbles in the finals
better than you pathetic cunts crumbling in the semis for the second world cup in a row lmao
on your bike

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becoming grim now

Wicket looms

wicket this over I reckon

Indian women are generally unattractive but the way they do their eye makeup is quite nice.

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*wins the semi*
*top scores in the final*
Yea I remember Grant

>partnership: 22

yep, thinking Poo Peeland are finished

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are the ECB jewish enough to not have a gold coin entry here?

/cric/ has by far the least amount of anime posters out of literally any community on Yea Forums as a whole. this is literally an indisputable fact.

have sex

Starting to suspect New Zealand might need a wicket to win this cricket match lads.

*hits it straight to the man*
*poos go crazy*

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madarchod if that had been a wicket, i would have chucked my laptop out of the window

WE KIWI NOW

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SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFF

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Anyone got a stream?

looking good mate

Love anime.
Hate animeposters.

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Reckon NZ need a wicket here

*unzips*
open wide

Yea mate ama

>aussies don't find Indians attractive
>they love chink girls though

Indian girls are 10x better looking than chink girls

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impending wicket

e4e6cbd2a0e9aa53bd0380772ae17fb272862a4a

no brother
they expect one of us in the wreckage brother

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of course, anime is haram

so so so true. love based vn posters though

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EVERYWHERE WE GOOO

PEOPLE WANT TO KNOWWW

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reminder that indians thought they got the easy match kek
tabletopping did them in

looming

that accent tho

kek

looking grim for poo peeland here

NZ hanging thier big white cock's over pajeets face and pajeet is Soo going to surrender himself to NZ prime white cock and start sucking and asking for mercy before getting topped like the bitch it is

WHAT DOES THE WORM SAY?

>119-6 (35) vs new zealand

Not even sure what the most embarrassing part of this score is lads

Indians just need to show up at a New Zealand airport with no passport, wearing a hijab and with three screaming kids and then they'll get NZ citizenship on the spot and be part of the winning team.

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kek

the imminence of a wicket is frankly oppressive

The fucking state of this capitulation.

why do most nz cricketers only enter the national team when they're middle aged?

im torn. i wanted poo pealand to lose since they fucked it up for Pakistan. but this is a next level choke by India

matt henry is going to get whacked

so so so true

hear, hear

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white man's burden

surely india had some better players than Karthik
seems like he has had 0 impact for like two years now

wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle

a lot to dissect in this post.

Reckon it's putting the runs before the wickets.

20 (37)

Don't get too cocky faggot, you're the ones getting humiliated next week.

*straight to the man*
AND THE CROWD GOES WILD

predicting a psp handscomb 200

>15 overs left
>Boult only has 2
I knew this would cost them. Cunts got arrogant and thought he’d wrap it for them and foolishly kept him on

Jesus fucking Christ a 4 every over and three singles is enough..... Fuck

our batting lineup has been pretty fucking unstable since Dhawan left

rugby/footy when they're younger
like Brian McKechnie

lol no
show me one Indian girl who looks like this

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she's really not good looking mate

>day 2 nofap

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moon face

>RRR: 8.11
yikes

s-stobit.. my pee pee can take only so much

plastic

>poo peeland in a final
I've seen that one before m8

I'm partial to east Asian girls but she's pretty average mate. Good bod though

Business idea: England vs New Zealand Final that no one will care about, while the two countries that actually care about this semen slurping sport have to watch and seethe from the sidelines

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interesting stuff

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Cricket is for old people mate

grim

nice bod weird face

asians are the best

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7

please don't choke poopeeland

yep I'm thinking this is based

australia will dismantle you lad

As if I'm talking about oriental facial aesthetics being superior to anyone else. They're all pan faced

take your time mate

business idea: sell curry at cricket

123

I love you Kent hero Matt Henry

enjoying a nice cold Canadian club lads

for me face > everything else

she knows what we want
and we want it NOW!! (wickets)

unironically whoever bats first will win
it's that simple

trying my translation: This is express property of the white man

Well he needed to play domestically for five years or something? You couldn’t pull a Jofra Archer back then.

their bodies are absolute shit mate the shit you see in JAVs aren't at all representative

t. asian gf

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Business idea: cheer every single mediocre single for no apparent reason

prefer Chinese spy asians desu

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Indians are Asian

had leftover vindaloo sauce on my pasta lads
absolutely BANGING

but what if i like flat and bony?

You should be drinking beer not that gay stuff

Fuck off daniel

pls explain, I see a lot of flat/fat girls in jav

8.39

GET. A. WICKETTTTTTTTTTT

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Um, I'm not playing sweetie...

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>india space program

the anri okitas and hitomi tanakas

most asians are flat and have shit waists

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The term asian is referred to mongoloids.

Indians are Indians

would love to hit a yank's skull for 6

bit tense over here

post yfw you're not indian

>finally achieve asian gf
>THIS is the result

pressure

santGOD

Reminder to the casuals that RRR does not even matter unless it’s over 15. India still on top here

a little stressed here lads

> supposedly have 23 likes waiting for me on tinder
> swipe through for 20 minutes
> only 2 matches
what did Tinder mean by this?

The missus telling you to come to bed m8?

whatever happens tomorrow, i'm proud of our lads
no other team has broken 2 arms in a single world cup and that's a fact

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holy shit that dude's eyes

this amsterdam ad is annoying

rate my gf

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Hacked your tinder switched your stats with mine for a laugh

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>missus
nice one

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>unfunny freshcunt

I would curb stomp every faggot in this picture and rape the Asian girl
Young Liberals are the most cancerous fucks on the planet

looking good mate

I take it India lose if it rains?

Is that the bloke from Silicon Valley?

4/10, needs to lose weight

Got a meme for you lads

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Burn that shirt poofter.

This male commentator hates the female commentator and it's so obvious and awkward
>Those short curt responses to anything she says
Very uncomfy

LADS

> dorky but average looking white dude
> ugly Asian girl
every time

do they realise their tshirt are grammatically incorrect and incredibly irritating?

looking good m8

kek Piss Peeland is CHOKING

Looking good mate

is that shopped? holy shit

it's OVER for poo peeland

boult looms

BASED Adam

holy shit my si-
>sees flag
fuck up, plebbo

9 RR looms

BASED ojamajo doremi lad

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>watchlet
>shirt pattern resembles 90s/2000s bus upholstery
>patch pocket jacket
show shoes

>their tshirt are grammatically incorrect
6/10, should have said 'there tshirt' for maximum bait

doddle from here lads

think the kiwis have missed a trick here

wicket looms

>tfw didn’t win wednesday powerball to fly the /cric/ lads over to the final.

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>tolerant left

still can't believe that we (australia) lost to india in this tournament before

Just got a call from my mate whose part of a Chinese betting syndicate. Put the house on India winning.

Reminder to ignore blank trip's attention whoring posts

;_;

Yes but Indian girls are just irredeemable, there's a lot better to be found in every single country. Everyone would pick a stacked soft skinned azn with a pan face over a Bollywood actress tier girl

ishant sharma

>need 110 from 73
>strike rate of 50
OH NONONONO

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nope, pan face is real.

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Actually.... you're more than a real brother to me

havent posted any in this thread cunt ive been in the new raid in wow for the past 3 hours

It’s telling you to buy gold so you can find the 20 were over 600kms and ugly

the only acceptable form of anime posting

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the match is fixed. dhoni is going to win it for india.

commies should be helicoptered, no exception.

>Everyone would pick a stacked soft skinned azn with a pan face over a Bollywood actress tier girl
speak 4 you are self

kek
KEK
K E K

WHERE is El Boulto?

You have to feel that India would be more confident of reaching the required total had they not lost 6 wickets already.

the long awaited sequel

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KEK

true white,middle eastern,east asian,north african and latinas all are much better than indian women.

Imagine being in India right now

Imagine the smell

Imagine the seethe

Nah, I've had enough interactions with the Young Liberals to know they all deserve death. I've been to parties and they've all been coked out of their minds and the next day they'll argue we need to come down harder on poor recreational drug users. Most of them are rich daddys-money type faggots too.

Finally managed to tune in at work.
>the shanty town of india

its more the giant protuding chimp-like mouth

one of my favourite images

did you down her?

WHAT IS HAPPENING

I WAS EXPECTING TO WAKE UP TO >POO PEELAND

yep, this is the post alright

>all the remaining nations left after this match are white
we did it bros...

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Who would you bowl for the remainder lads.

rrr: 9.08

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Shot.

ummm... lads?

mythic cos reclear first, on the 6th boss now

FUCK
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

fuck me india are gonna win this arent they

Guys, surely not, haha

Reckon I could bring myself on for a trundle

Gonna be very disappointed if it isn’t Australia v NZ redux.

bizarre

it's over

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l-lads?
new zealand have this...r-right?

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it's totally doable. we just don't have any competent batsmen after these two

pls kane do something

>nz choking

its over lads

Are they playing in India?

>can't even clap in time with we will rock you
indians have to be the least rhythmic people in the world

the talent in this
i love it

wicket here would be nice lad

WICKET LOOMS

>better than run a ball
Shall I say.. b-based?

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REMINDER TO STAY POSITIVE

underarm

come on, bowl this motherfucker already

Hoping for a tie.

fuck the nerves are kicking in now

One more wicket and those happy smiling asian lads will be streaming for the exits.

KEK

GET FUCKED POO PEELAND

LMAO

>under 100
please don't fuck this up kiwis

becoming grim now
jadeja is the danger man

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NOOOOOOOOOOOO

CHOKE
H
O
K
EALAND

Blundell would have caught that

UH OH

>says increasingly nervous man for dozenth time
that 6 did it, indian victory is now inevitable

THEY"RE GONNA FUCKING WIN WE CELEBRATED TOO EARLY

grim grim GRIM

Uhh guys?

wicekt looms

It's ogre. India have this.

Are you gonna choke m8?

then India wins

INDIA ARE GONNA DO IT. Only thing that makes me happier than India losing is New Zealand choking lmao

ogre

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so true

STAY POSITIVE FOR FUCK SAKE

>is it going to be the jadeja show

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SWEATING

THEY DOUBTED ME :D

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at least kane hasnt already bowled out his strike bowlers. oh wait.

More positive we’re gonna win than statsys bumhole.

JADEJA SHOW
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>bowling full tosses
yep, they’re on the ropes

MENTALLY COOKED
E
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L
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C
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E
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CAHM ON SCORE SOME FAHKIN WICKETS

started defrosting my celebratory naan lads this is a lock

>iTODDLER

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W I D E
I
D
E

so many wides

Please kiwis save us from the smug poos

Who's got the ACC going

WIDE
I
D
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MENTALLY MUNTED

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calm and cool

i want to die

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

IM CRYING

ferguson looks like murray's aussie rival in flight of the conchords

jesus I fucking hate brown people

>NZ choking..
grim

cringey

Looks like you left the punctuation out of that m8

-Sent from my iPhone

one wicket and it's done lads

imagine being right in the middle of that pack of indian fans shoulder-to-shoulder

India will win screen cap this

its over lads it was fun while it lasted.

loomin'

>banglel
how could you be so technologically illiterate

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90 from 60 balls, oh no poo peeland is finished

>tfw using the VLC app
did you have a point la?

Yes lad. Haven’t matched in tinder with Mel tho

>Dilip: "It feels like Jadeja is repaying the debt he incurred when he ran out Hardik Pandya in champions trophy finals"

for context, this was when india were 150/6 chasing 339. yep. that runout really changed the game. india were heading for victory until that one particular incident

Having a curry for dinner, lads.

>What is VLC

imagine the smell

fucking horrible throws in from the boundary

>VERY DOABLE
>E
>R
>Y
>D
>O
>A
>B
>L
>E

State of you :)

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TAKE A FUCKIN WICKET CUNTNER

kiwis are going to bottle it again hahahahaha

want a wicket just so the browns shut the fuck up jesus christ this is just atonal

I'm stress drinking lads

Yeah NZ are not going to win this

do you guys say poo peeland, distinguishing between the poo and pee or say it quickly, like poopyland?

imagine not phone posting in 2019. Fucking bangdesh losers.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

Neither mate she's not bard tho

>iTODDLERS have to do this for every webm

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NZ are cooked.

youve got to be fucking kidding me

lads
LADS

SHOT
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HOW ABOUT YOU GET OFF YOUR LAZY ARSE AND GET SOME WICKETS THEN.

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BROS
ITS OVER
ITS FUCKIN OVER

so are we winning or losing ?

New SHOOKland

Fuck me they're actually choking

de grandhomme and henry now

grim

you guys... my stream is a bit behind. when you post shit like this, I think we've lost another wicket
my fucking heart

work just called

It's over bros, time for sleep.

can't fucking believe india are actually going to win this

FUCK OFF
JUST WIN
I FUCKING HATE INDIA

i believe in you lads

bring it home

kiwis cooked

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tipping an elite wicket this over lads

jailbroken?

it's happening, fucking hilarious, get cucked poo peeland.

MASSIVE CHOKE. MANY SUCH CASES!

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what the fuck is with this sumo wrestler commercial?

please god just don't be worthless for once in your fucking lives blackcaps

>gonna have to watch this autist do his sword dance when he gets 50 (fifty) runs
fucking mongoloid

fucking get a wicket

NZ shaking so much Christchurch is in ruins.

Why the FUCK doesn't Santner bowl over the wicket to Jadeja when he keeps walloping him over cow corner? Is he mentally retarded?

what a strange ad

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>implying
you cunts are the favourites still

losing against 38 year old dhoni lmao

>hurrr duhhh i know the result now

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inconsolable lads

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no
either use a non-native browser or VLC

H A P P E N I N G

Manchester crowd erupting like an ariana grande gig

>every time dhoni's on
breather
>every time jadeja's on
potential six

just a matter of balancing them lads

Imaging being this much of a cuck.

10 rrr looms

can any poos explain whats going on here

Dhoni unironically fucking over India again

which browser m8? what are you using?

NZ should be kicked out of the commonwealth if they choke this

I switched to a better stream now haha :)

C O P E

very grim now

This proves it
Pakistan should have been in the semis

>PP fielding

>I don't know the result now

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miserable fielding from old man taylor

ooooooooooooooooooo this is the game lads

Big fan of Dhoni running between the wickets. Didn’t think he had it in him.

pretty boring game lads so heading to bed

if NZ lose I will kill myself

state of this crowd

>CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE >CHOKE

I fucking hate Jadeja, he always comes through with these sorts of innings.

kill yourselved poo peelanders

are and forever will be useless cunts. out of the fuckin world cup you go

Based Dhoni going brain afk again in the final chase

Two captains who bottled World Cup semi finals

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lads

made a fresh meme for /cric/ lads

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lads need a stream mine just died

Hope the cunt gets bowed now.

Sanju Mandraker BTFO

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these rank fucking wides

cringe

NEWZEALAND ON MOSQUE SHOOTING WATCH

W I D E

based

Excuse me india, if I wanted a comeback I’d kiss your sister.

le 56% face lol

hdcrictv.com/

gotchu ya pom cunt

They need 10 an over but somehow it's over

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Cringe

YIKES

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Solid choke.

Is India the underdog here?

fucking evening ruined

NZ are so fucking shook
mental midgets as always

Why don't NZ just take some wickets?

9 now

KEK

very reddit. could see this on an Indian Facebook page

wheels are falling off here lads

yes, one wicket and it's over.

Fuck lads can you believe it, work just called, see you in the morning

>new zealands chokes it again
its all so tiresome

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oooff

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good lad well in

come on lads

NZ have a losers mentality.

>Ian Smith and Sourav Ganguly
Never have I needed a better reason to mute this shit

rr not going down though

fucking mccullum lol

FUCK.
DHONI.

Based and Cringepilled

win predictor 76% NZ? i think India are favourites from here

is this your first ODI? freshcunt fuckoff

think chrome supports webm
i still use safari though and just open them in vlc if i care (90% of the time webms are not anything to care about though)

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Yep looks fucked bros.

stay positive cunts

just keep dhoni on strike and you win

enjoying the (You)'s

easy win now for india. bogan scum in this thread btfo

This is a fucking epic match tbqh

commentators finna be like "dhoni guides india home"

So true :D

Yes, i have been busy fucking your mum during the group stage.

Taking it DEEP m8

ur welcum

GOOD OVER

It doesn't need to, 9 off the final over with wickets in hand is a win for India.

Name an Indian more based than Dhoni

>leaves the delivery
>it's because he's confident!!!
lmao

so so so true

have another one on the house fella

it's because next wicket probably means india are finished, their situation is very precarious

ferguson has a nice moustache

imagine having the opposition 5-3 and not winning

desperate lads

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>3 off the over
India cooked

Why are the no turban lads in the India team?

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are you literally 12? dire banter

onya boomer kiwi

>COME ON INDIA YOU CAN GET THIS

very professional commentary you got there

Sikhs are beta males

shit shoes tho

any bro tier sikh

>implying he's bantering
lad your mum is a giant slut

Sooo true
Upvoted

Sikhs don't play low T like cricket.

What are you bringing to the table? jog on you melt.

Really cringe how the commentators keep trying to make out that Dhoni is good

tense

Have a (You) for being a generous fella

FUCK DIDN'T RUN THE COCONUT CUNT

>imagine not choking for once

Can’t stand this crowd cheering every run. Keep looking up and think it’s a six.

They're nice as fuck just all docile

Nz only need to get Jadeja.. dhoni can’t carry the team

Coconut lad is a shocking fielder.

>loss failure

>OMG GO INDIA!!!

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Reckon some wickets would be solid rn

WIN OR LOSE WHO THE FUCJ CARES FUCK MANJREKAR MADARCHOD OH NO NO NO NO

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FUCKING HELL THESE CUNTS

squeaky bum time

based

HEART POUNDING

dhoni will get credit for this win lmao

maybe they went in to a coma at some point and think it is still 2010

that was it, our one chance. game over

What the fuck was that catch attempt.

same

KEK BLACKCAPS TOTALLY COOKED
FUCKED IT DICKHEADS

>Jadeja three times dropping short
>Jadeja three times dropping short
>Jadeja three times dropping short

comfy run chase

RECYCLE
RECYCLE
RECYCLE

Poo Peeland on mental midget choker watch

ffs what is wrong with these cunts

>supporting shit Zealand
>ever

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DROPPED THE WORLD CUP SILVER MEDAL

Holy FUCK OFF MATT HENSHIT

absolutely disgusted by this fielding effort

mneanwhile the rr creeps over 10

I have never felt sorry for a bowler like I have tonight.

*stands still whilst the ball is in the air then slowly walks forward as it's about to hit the ground*

D R O P P E D
D R O P P E D
D R O P P E D

63 more to win, about at least 10 will come from wides

STOP BOWLING WIDES YOU DUMB FUCK

all of my cricket knowledge tells me the next few overs are critical lads

STOP WITH THE FUCKING WIDES GOD YOU KIWIS ARE SHIT

Reckon they could bowl a few more wides?

sensible chuckle

you must watch a lot of cricket

not coping lads

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neesham is bottling it lol

Such is life bhai

>RRR 10.33
could still lose this lads

MY LOVE SHINES OVER THE HORIZON

SHE SAID, SLICE OF HEAVEN

This is Dhoni's final ODI.

i'll take a nice light-skinned indian gril m8
trade you my white big-tiddy exgf

wallop

Looming

hahahahaha kiwis are finished

How could the Kiwis choke this?