/cric/ket world cup - NZ v India semi (day 2)

Just woke up lads. India are 24/4 after 10

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Dhoni LITERALLY hiding

LADS

r/cricket on pooicide watch
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High IQ move by Dhoni

BYE BYE POOS
BYE BYE POOS
BYE BYE

POOS

>3 threads

coward cringedians in hiding

jesus christ what a fucking catch

Cannot believe I let cazzies into the band desu lads

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MS Kelly watching from the closet

Dhoni FEARS the white man

LETS GET THIS SHIT STARTED
>THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE OF INDIA

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Ferguson is literally going to kill someone

>boult’s 6th over
What the fuck is wrong with them? This move will lose them the game, screencap this

Poo in loo where it belong

Good poo

Stay where you belong

>India

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nightclub software

only just realised that cazzies means casuals.

>dhoni bat tampering

DHONI SHAKING

we are all kiwis on this blessed day

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>win chance went from 98% india to 63% NZ in 10 overs

KEK

Dhoni on literally destroying his legacy watch

I'd actually like to see NZ win a World Cup.

semi final nations are posting here

reckon Kane should roll the arm over for two overs here

LADS

WHO HAS A STREAM?

>OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT

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Your mum is my sister m8

Commentator STILL seething about the umpires call
lmao

>""""""""""""gutsy decision""""""""""""""

lmao this fucking guy

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GOODBYE POOS GOODBYE

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So good to see these frauds getting exposed lmao

Hopefully Kohlel and MS DOS gets sacked after this but I doubt itll happen

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This match is fixed

Pakistan should be here

Based NZ

Lads

Just thought up a new meme lads

>MS (annoyed grunt)ni

THEY SAID WE COULDNT DO IT

sympathies are with you mate but we can't set the janny off

Horrible line to bowl. What the fuck is boult doing

What rhymes with Indian?

I eat poo and poo in street because I'm a dirty poo

lads is this our "50 /cric/ threads" moment of 2019

>promotes himself on flat wickets, hits meme shots
>normies think he's a brave hero
>bit of swing (literally a tiny bit of movement)
>invisible

kek

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based hard dick to carry

If india gets knocked out by new Zealand and we get into the finals because the match is rained out this will be the greatest world cup there has or will ever be

Hard dick Pandya will maintain the runrate....

comeback on

oddly silent crowd this lads

you'd think the English would be getting behind their fellow anglos

Reminder that one day "cricket" is not cricket.

is that manjrekar commentating? he's pissed lmao

CYA POOS CYA
STATPADDERS--->OUT

>well at least they have Pissrat to save th-

WAIT, HE'S ALREADY OUT AHAHAHAHA OH NONONO

>Australia wins again
This isn't fair. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Need Pants wicket lads

APOLOGIZE

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Dhoni cucking out again lmaooo

streamhd247.live/pakistan-vs-afghanistan-live-match.htm

it's a little behind, but it's decent

I'm from the future lads

Ferguson bowls the next over

Really makes you think.

why do indians even like cricket? they hardly understand what's going on 90% of the time

str8 back to mumbai

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>S Rajesh: Win prob down from 29 to 17%, after DK's dismissal
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so true

Why is Dhoni blowing his bat?

Are all the anglosphere folks here indian and paki diaspora? most whites dont care about this faggot sport.

Pant 100 coming up lads

Just put $20 on India

The fuck is he doing?

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Tipping a run out next over

New Zealand vs England final

Who’da thunk it

just took my pants off lads

Digits of lies. Pant 50 coming soon

Webm of the catch?

this curry commentator is terribly biased desu

>he is my hope, he is my hope

Dhoni's a fucking pussy

I remember when I made a joke about bowling khawaja next in a test

It happened very next over. That was a good day.

will kholis house be burned to the ground if they lose this?

don't know why you're all so confident that india are btfo
the total is not large, they have upwards of 1 decent batsman left, why couldnt they do it?

@94130010
literally the most popular sport in Australia

tipping Mahendra Singh Dhonuts to bring it home for the BCCI

Imagine being so terrified of facing Matt Henry and Twink Boult that you send out a literal meme ahead of you

Nervous wreck

Blessing his bat :)

Reckon Tendulkar just racked up in the dunnies lads

dhoni has always been shit

looks like he thinks the kiwi staff are reading his lips

Little bit of swing and these overhyped losers simply crumble lmao

>he is my hope, he is my hope
fucking seriously said that? yikes...

lads
LADS

*ahem*
pandya pandya pandya pandya
i got broads in atlandya
twistin' dope lean and the fandya
credit cards and the scandya

HOLY FUCK

we'll get an easy final win if NZ make it

this does not slip boys!!!!

I am literally vibrating right now

I come to a country where no one respects me even though I have a diploma in medicine from Bengalaru's leading medical University

I have to drive a taxi because no on respects me or my achievements

The only thing that brings me joy is cricket

And this is what they do to me, 4/35

a biased indian commentator? not sure I believe you there m8, sounds very farfetched

mission bay lineup alright then mate?

Anglo chads are unbeatable

dairy owner said he was nervous for india and i laughed and said we were going to lose badly lads

KEK

snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed

tipping jadeja will come in before msdos

imagine the smell

Get the feeling he'll crumble under pressure if he comes in soon

snorting a fat rail off the bat

Different tone to that you cunts were speaking all December and January.

Enjoy being laughed at, you miserable fucks deserve it

>POOHAM

LMAO almost a 5th

He's just dropped the world cup

>neeshit

Dropped the world cup lads

It's the most popular sport in Australia dumbarse, why do you think we've been GOAT for all of history

OOOPSIE

>Run Rate: 2.91

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might pop down to 7/11 and give the bloke some shit

is he the redditor?

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Just woke up lads. Have NZ los-

Oh no

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Because it's fake not a real diploma unless it's from a respected country.

dropped the world cup there

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No

nice pasta bro

nobody will ever respect a taxi driver lol

fuck my stream is slow

the world cup dropping poo peeland

Ah yes, the test cricket world cup

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*inhales*

I want to burn his house and him even if we win

Did New Zealand drop the Pant lads?

>5/3 after 3 overs

Yeah you weren't invited to this part of the tournament mate

New Zealand can still fail quite easily.

BRAVO REDDIT BRAVO

Tipping prostate cancer

I bet a pay check on NZ to win the whole thing at 7-1, pls win NZ

lel

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India playing to mentally scar New Zealand for the next decade here, very sneaky

Wrong curry, not welcome here

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reddit the cricketer

literal redditor too

based

See you in the final, brother

KEK

And its amazing

That's his mustache

grim

fuck off you are not

india will obvs blame yesterdays weathe

see you there m8, sorry you have to be the cucks for 2 tournaments in a row but oh well

>Shahbaz: "If NZ and Eng reach to the final and both have lost to Pakistan already. Then by associative law of Mathematics. Pakistan will be the winner of the WC 2019."
BASED

>STREAM
footystreams.xyz/10/cricket.html

Tipping Arun next over

Are you more of a short ball man or a yorker man /cric/ ?

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this is it

GUHA
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Any gc have a free stream link?

India won the 92 world cup
Seethe imranrandi seethe

I'll short ball yorker you're mum in a minute.

one two bouncer yorker punch man

O Y E H O Y E
Y
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yorkers. short balls (or 'coward balls') are a crutch for bad bowlers with no skill

Isa Guha is unironically better than most of these other commentators.

Something about the British ones that seems better trained than the rest

the yourncher

Need wicket

Last World cup we played twice won a game each, remember

I can’t take this anymore desu

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possible choke on the cards but at least we had our fun

Rain looms

MS Dhoni, coward.

fresh new /cric/ meme lads

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reckon it's because no working class mongs play cricket there

british, SA and windies commentators are GOAT.

6 more overs and we duck worth this shit

Try next world cup :[

>taking meme babby grounds seriously

this

9 weet bix and a 155kmh yorker

Why are you seething fellow desibros? Why must you now hide yourselves in these trying times? Come, let us embrace our downfall with open arms for we shall rise again soon stronger!

>SOFTCOCK PANDYA
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Short ball that turns into a yorker on a pitch with very little bounce

EL REVIEW SINSON

since Sky ditched Botham they're pretty good all round now

Lol,even bhuvneshwar can bat.india will win it quite easily.

suck a fucking dick and get the fuck out of my country paki

A great yorker is a fantastic display of skill but I also liked it when Harmison smashed Ponting right in his convict head

50/50 for me

I actually do like her as a commentator. But basically every commentator is absolute dogshit still

I would try Isa's vindaloo if you know what im saying.

>RRR: 5.5
That's fine
You're all dramatic women

GET A WICKETTTTTTTTT

sharp fielding

jajajajaja 3rd umpire sinso ay carumba

ian bishop, isa and the saffa ones are all good

This is the partnership

This. Man up lads.

Have a feeling NZ could use a wicket here lads.

wtf is there a female commentator?

*toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot toot*

REMINDER TO STAY POSITIVE LADS

Here you desu

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because women are superior to men.

Eat my shorta

>Englel doesn't have a long and satisfying history of major league choking

it was 3.5 not long ago

PAKISTAN ZINZABAD

kiwis will choke as always. they will never win the world cup.

yeah, equality and all that

Yeah and she's better than any of your lot

Howling at this

It's 2019

>next world cup in India
>better not make it too obvious lads

4d chess t b h

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this pepe's piri piri commercial is making me hungry

the pendulum is swinging back

you are so upset right now
and I LOVE it

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Wins it for India

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lmao UK actually has a burger joint called Pepe's

So this, is the power of a full strength New Zealand

Why isn't it Board for Control of Cricket in India? Wouldn't that make more sense? (Not a question poos - do not respond)

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is this an accurate cross section of cricket fans in your country? only ever seen white guys watch the sport here tbf

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india can still chase this obviously, but I can't believe what I'm watching. I don't want to hear virat compared to BANE ever again.

youtu.be/qtD1IpH5a5Q

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Uk also has Lund University kek

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Jadeja will be the saviour today. Screencap this.

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My /cric/ lunch

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i'd join her foxtel

based fucking perth music scene lads
any other western GODstralians in?

Board is a collective term (a kind of group)

looking good mate

To the bogan subhumans who are celebrating in this thread: Your nation is still going to be a chinese colony lol

The white race is dying out lmao.

Bit grim for nz atm

Winnable for the poos

de big man for de big game

YUM
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*be's good*

Which IS code for hardness of rocks?

India might be in a spot of bother here. A trifle of trouble, you could say.

ama

lol,imagine being this delusional.

go shit in the street, dirty lee

How does this happen? I'm a casual but India's won a ton of matches. Are NZ Australia tier?

Good afternoon lads, feeling a bit bad for the indians la

post hand

Listen to radio Hauraki (or the ACC on I Heart Radio), they're cool.

a speck of a pinch you say?

>everyone thought India would easily chase this

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>someone posts image of food
>american flag shows up out of nowhere
I think we've cracked how to get yanks interested in our sport

Indian commentator saying this tournament is like a test match. Yikers!

LMAO

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5.52 off 35 overs needed mate looking grim

They're meant to represent the 10 nations featured in the World Cup.

India are poo in loo tier, aka India tier

>Pepe's

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a girl from perth broke my heart so fuck you

The West Indies one is totally off. Should be a really old and wrinkled black Caribbean man

nervous lads
don't let this slip bros

if i pulled that mask off would he die?

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all caught up lads

show us ya visa

Calm down cunt they’re averaging 11 runs per wicket
Gonna fail to make halfway at this rate

NO MORE SEMI FINAL EXITS

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Thanks bro, awesome

based poo politics blow in

Overhyped players failing to adapt to conditions.

should you even be allowed to commentate on TV if you've never played cricket?

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He’s been here the whole tournament you cazzie cunt.

Going to be designing a McDonald's themed cricket arena when I reach home

Give us some of yer luck irishman.
Help us dear leprechuan.

>i finally understand cricket
feels good to be able to join the bantz lads

You have a good head start on us

epic banter
really works when he's got an Indian flag hey

Collapse imminent lads, these lads DO NOT have the mental strength to win this

Why would he go for that shot?

FUCKING BASED
LOVE YOUR WORK MATE

>wanting the americans to be interested
thats gonns be a no from me dawg

is that piss?

Going to pee. Anyone needs a stream?

Guptill you wank stain

need a bit of luck lad

A soupçon of strife.

wilkommen auf cuntland

why do I want india to lose even though I am indian?

Any team can win a one off game

Why aren’t there any bowlers who can bowl 95mph anymore

GONE

GOTTEM

FUCK OFF THE PITCH

show us ya visa

REMINDER TO GIVE NEW ZEALAND YOUR POSITIVE ENERGY AND CONTRIBUTE TO THE MASS CONSCIOUSNESS THAT WILL WIN THIS FOR NEW ZEALAND

Welcome burgermeister

GONE
FUCK OFF

Mexicans to everyone else: you have a good head start
Rate my joke lads

Is this another surgical strike by Dhoni?

Vote 1 for an international genocide of indigenous peoples

I'm Clive Parma and I'd love your vote

I do bro, I'll take a pun at this point

grim

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cuckoldry?

Explain/10

India will win this

broke: NZ need to le get wickets but india will want to score run xDDD
woke: fake wicket spoilers

no one has gone

Everyone loves an underdog. If India played us at rugby, I'd live India to win.

Commentator is now slagging off lords lol

Ahh, can't help thinking what Pak would do with the Indian batting lineup on a pitch like this, would be quite fitting. Sad.

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They’re commentating? Fucking elite, will plug it into VLC.

90% of Indian posters ITT lmao

Imagine if NZ had bothered to actually make a good score.

shouldnt have been so shit in the groups m8

yeah,makes sense.

We blew it

Ripper m8, just told the old man and he told me to fuck off back to my room and not to bother him again

gf just sent me this and said she'll bash a taxi driver if new zealand dont get a wicket soon lads. hope they do coz i dont want her getting in trouble

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Pant hai abhi tak magar chaddi toh utar chukki hai

underdog rule only applies in neutral situations you pathetic cuckolds

your batting would have been shot out for 20 lmao

>Only the Avatar, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished.

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no more poo politics after tonight lads just anglo banter

damn how feminine is her penis?

the big wide

cant fucking wait lad. going to be kino

Lol
;_;

Not if we batted first.
(-

hahaha

I heard the groundskeepers were sabotaging the pitch overnight to stop India from making the final. Can anyone confirm?

cute face still ugly af desu

Weren't there 14 countries in the last world cup?

thats my fetish
pls bully me

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Higher workload now and bowling that fast rapes your body

Would be based if it starts pouring down right now

wicket on the cards here

take a wicket boys I'm getting nervous

>/comfycric/ returns
BASED

based
why do brown people even bother?

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dislike curries 2bh

STAY POSITIVE LADS

Only 184 left

Poos got this in the bag

>missed all of the wickets
FUCK, what was it like m8s

Not bad pakibro

I BELIEVE WE WILL WIN

I wont be posting here after tonight

LOW T

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>pakistan fans: if india beat england we can make the semi-finals
>india: loses to england
>pakistan fans: if no games got rained off we'd have made the semis because india would have beaten NZ
>india: collapses to 24-4 against NZ
Gotta respect india's determination to wind up pakistan fans no matter what.

These commentators are all over the place with nothing substantial being said. It’s been over for India

nervous as FUCK lads

letting it slip to be honest

de grand pressure off

India will comfortably chase this off. Kiwis will bottle it again.

got the thread to bump limit in like 10 minutes kek

It was reminiscent of a procession of wickets.

wickets loom

It's over NZ, you put in a good showing but the dream is dead

why? you have it the bags m8

Is Honkler in the stands over there???

How do I differ b/w aussie and kiwi flag on mobile ?

not looking good lads
this is literally the partnership

this has quite possible been India's best over and they got zero boundaries

check em

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Its not quite live tho, I cant get it to sync

wicket please lachie, cheers x

Is the slip in?

grim over

>he doesn't want to suck on her gigantic roid clit

reckon its over from here
might go to bed

Based

Wah ustad Kya farmaya hai. Gaur kijiyega

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Tbh being neutral is the most patrician state of watching cricket. If nz win we can poo on India, if India somehow win it'll be pretty bad for kiwis after all this massive flexing

take sim ficking wickits

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is the post seething? it's a kiwi
is the post insipid? it's an aussie
is the post based? it's a yank

wicket lads

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RRR back down to 5.63

Very nice

CAM ORN LOGGEE TAGE SUM FAAAKING WIGGIDS :DD

reminder that your positive energy will propel new zealand to victory

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nice dubs

got too many white Africans in the squad for this to go right mateb

cmon based fergie

>5/3
>still somehow blow it from there
the eternal kiwi, lads

this match needs some wickets.

>RR 5.63
India have got this

Fuck it time to give energy to India. Time to start watching again

AHAHAHAHAHABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GONE GOTTEM FUCK OFF

oooooo bro it is shakib

Not only will India win, Dhoni will hit an iconic 6 to finish the match off that I can screencap and post in every smug Kiwis face forevermore

enjoy it while it lasts

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Based peelad

bro it is shakib

it is shakib bro

imagine being happy lads

says you

commentator's curse flag just got triggered lads

dont need to image mate, im fucking ecstatic

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FUCK OFF WITH THE HORNS FUCKING INDIAN RATS REEEEEEEE

True, I'm only listening because poorfag, so haven't noticed. I think the radio is on time though

The chad 70-2
the virgin 62-4

dubs and a wicket this over

just doing my bit

>RRR back up to 5.74
goodness GRACIOUS me can you feel the tension

UNLEESH

dubs and wicket this over + we all get asian gfs

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this commercial makes me want to remit funds someplace

Thanks lad

based

If Neesham is /r/cricket, then who is /cric/?

brain looms

Thanks for jinxing it bro

chuck this in VLC m8 then pause your sky for a bit
ais-nzme.streamguys1.com/nz_031/playlist.m3u8

whats india's deal couldnt they find 11 blokes out of 1.5 billion that could beat some whitoids?

NZ NEED at least another 6 wickets to be comfortable

if NZ contrive to lose this match I think I'm done watching cricket

based

Lads....

youtu.be/2WS8bRhAgd4

jinxs dont exist lad

stoinGOD

Just stream it?

>praying for a cricket team

sign of a backward people

indians need to be silenced again this crowd is shit

Yes plz

he didn't say for whom

fucking poos will never let the peewees live this down if they win it from here

Mark Vermuelen

Hope they test that drugs cheat

surely poo peeland can't lose from here
certainly hope not

what a punchable face

Why aren't India drinking their blackwater shit either? Did that get canned as well?

>groin strain
>sprinting
codeine?

Kiwis are nice people

>praying
sign of a backward people

>bowling every ball on legstump

what do they mean by this?

*gives my energy to new zealand*

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India losing even after doping lmao

If there isn't a wicket soon, its very likely

There's no way India wins :(

things are getting grim

\o/

There's no need honestly

Im streaming it so its a pain in the ass to pause

telling the aussies they're going to bodyline them in the finals i reckon

Dreary stuff lads

Wheels falling off lads.

>bowls a wide off the last ball of the over
>gets hit for 4
mentally cooked

Chaps
>I hit the ball.
>It's in the air
>In the time whilst it's in the air me and my partner make a run.
>The ball is caught
Does this erase my run?

Because in those little circles in the bottom right I just see a big W whenever a ball is caught. Never W (+1).

STAY POSITIVE YOU FUCKS

If India wins toady their chances of going to the ginals increases

youtube.com/watch?v=4ZN_UQ8na9I
blasting this bad boy for good luck

Stops them hitting to the off side lad, very big brained tbeh

wicket here for wicked hair

no run

IF RAIN INDIA LOSES

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>5 for 3

still bottle it

Indiabros keep taking screencaps of all these posts....

my kingdom my kingdom my kingdom for a wicket

\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

if anyone can, a kiwi can

pooicide

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Run isn't counted on a catch.
They are counted on a run-out though.

just need a wicket before india get 100 up lads

Indians are so ugly as a people that Ravi Shastri is considered a chad here lmaoooooooooo

BASED SANTNER INTO THE ATTACK LADS

santGOD

>I hit the ball

Good one

kek,true.

It's not likely that it will rain though

Sants with the dotties

Don't underestimate us mate

*sees that DL par score*
*plays this* youtube.com/watch?v=jM7RcgZ1pLE

LOVE santner's action lads

\o/

What NZ want to do is increase the RRR to above 6.
It hasn't cracked 6 as of yet.
They want to CRACK that 6, and make things slightly more difficult for India.

got some more plutarch and livy in the mail today lads

good evening on the cards

fucking work tmrw FUCK

Can’t wait for aussies to back into their holes after we win this

getting a bit windy here lads

need a wicket you mug

Pathetic crowd tttt

doesnt even matter if nz dont take wickets, they'll win by just keeping india resticted since they dont have anyone who can come in and whack a quick 150 to win

Israel lad, any tinder updates?

cheers mitchy

wouldn't mind a tiny wee wicket right about now

>not being a NEET GOD who gets to watch cricket whenever they want
grim

you know you're playing NZ right?

The commentator hyping up kohli as a mater tactician hahahahaahahaha

Even if the RR was 7 at this stage India wouldn’t be worried. As long as wickets are in hand

fuck work im staying up all night

thinkin 'bout wickets lads

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Why is the batsman wasting all those balls?

the sky is looking grim

south indian bones + north indian skin colouring = chad

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miss the life

just got home now after leaving for the toil 12 hours ago

>India are losing
>Get mad at Australia

Kek. Everytime

that was pertty cringe desu

Dhoni is better than Pandya and Pant
You'd do better to keep these two batting and just keep serving them dots.

lol what the fuck is that munchkin?

HOLY MOTHER OF YIKES

Probably would for my Latex fetish tttt

Is there a difference ?

honestly would give it go

...

yikes.

next

Why is it always the same pictures/webms being posted?

this is the thread lads

putting the house on india

RECYCLE
RECYCLE
RECYCLE

oof

Where are we going with these batting averages

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kek the world famous temporary stand is empty

Whats the general feeling in India about today?

CALLED IT!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BUT LADS WHITE PEPO CANT PLAY SPIN???

Time to watch Dhoni get cucked

No run

AND ONE WAS A FOUR TOO LOLLLL