/hoc/
making clam chowder
go knights
nice, let us know how it turns out
rph
I like to chow on some clam every once in a while if you know what I mean
I prefer my clams bearded
No you don't.
cringe
a man of fine tastes
waiting for hockey
same
AIHL is on Friday. North Stars vs the Bears
>Speed.
>Agility.
>Power.
>I'm a big fan of these things.
>This is why I'm thrilled with my 2018 RS7 Audi from Capilano Audi.
>All of the performance I demand from myself on the ice is here in the RS7.
>The RS7 handles all of my needs in dynamic fashion.
>Be sure to come visit the team at Capilano Audi.
>I'm Elias Pettersson and this is my Audi.
absolute kino
>So user, no gf, depression, no job. Talk us trough what happened.
>your family died? that's terrible, user
>did you know shea weber played for the kelowna rockets?
there are rumors that the reddithawks were actually targeting bulju but ken holland wasnt budging so they had to settle for alex nylander
Based Ken
Alex is a bust
Listening to David Bowie "Heroes" album
based
Good morning frens.
*sips*
Come to /cric/ to make fun of India
Only caught one fish today lads
Good morning Norge
He’s ready for the pan now
Alone abbore in a pan, thats just sad
This kills the abborre
is he kil?
post tackle and fav lure, pls
oops nvm
god morgen fren
sip music
youtube.com
chowder was good
my fellow finns are shit talking bulju on ylis again
why are all fins finophobic
beautiful ahven
bulju thread ylilauta.org
good job
I'm going to make a thread why sven cant into fishing
Yeah, but a man has got to eat
:(
These have worked well for me. The popper on the ledt is what I caught this one on
;^)
Thanks friends
Okay
for me its low hanging fruit
youtube.com
just watched midsommar, is there any place like that in north Sweden still?
>alex nylander
Isn’t he even worse than his big bro
That was Hälsingland, in the middle of Sweden.
And yes.
lmao yes
thats cool, are they open to outsiders or do they keep to themselves?
Alex Nylander will take the Dylan Strome route
fuck you pierre, I have a job
can't deny the other two tho
Oh, you meant cults. I don't know about cults existing, sorry
People won't come talk to you no matter where you are in the nordics.
which route should bulju take?
Listening to David Bowie "lodger" album and sipping vichy
That album is pretty fucking gay
Listen to diamond dogs or the man who sold the world which is the only 10/10 Bowie made
I can believe this about binland
this guy is retarded
listen to low and station to station
the one that leads to barkie and salvation
Er det en abbor, Sven?
Jajamän! Eller abborre som vi kallar dem här
Im listening every album chronologically.
>low
>good
It’s not actual Bowie dude
Station to station is great
But real Bowie is 1969-1976
Thinking about getting one of those new ford ranger Lariats with technology package off road package, and 22inch alloys then I’m gonna lift it 3 inches and put 33 inch wheels on it
Thinking about speed. Agility. Power. I'm a big fan of these things.
Oh hi Jeremy clarkson
Nice. Thinking about doing the same and then only driving it around my suburban neighborhood to and from work and never actually hauling anything or going above 35 mph.
It’s a based truck I’m gonna be making it a grocery getter
why are americans so proud of flaunting their excess?
Thinking about getting vespa
The truck i want is only $40000, and I actually use it for work and hauling
Because it's the american dream, excess
Thinking about elite New Jersey
Buffalo Sabers with both nylander and eichel in the lineup
>1-8-1
only won because of shootout
>-22 goal differencial
>20 goals for
>92.7 PDO
Alex Nylander (linemates: Sheary, Rodrigues)
>2 goals
>2 assists
>0 powerplay points
>20% of all offence on the team
>-4
>56.3% corsi
>66% faceoff wins
>12 minutes ice time
Eichel (linemates: Skinner, Reinhart)
>2 goals
>3 assists
>3 powerplay points
>25% of all offence on the team
>-11
>51% corsi
>40% faceoff wins
>21 minutes ice time
Buffalo also has really fucking bad prospect development and their lockerroom is so cancerous you actually have players terminating their own contracts and going to europe because they lost the love of the game playing for buffalo.
Now imagine Nylander on a line with Toews and Saad where he is likely to project. This is what Chicago sees.
God I love Columbus bluejackets
grim
thinking about >finnish goaltending
Seattle Niggers
didnt you give up one of your most promising young d men?
Damn, binland looks like that?
That's a boy
theres 5 more
there's a reason why she didn't show her mongolian face
She is pure aryan beaty
you have 5 more under 20 d men averaging 19 mins a night?
can confirm
bitch looks like megamind
i mean i dont like trading jokiharju and i wouldnt do it but im explaining what they see in nylander
you are framing it like hes better than eichel
My cock is fucking rock hard
nylander could be a dominating 75+ point guy
That’s the price of a college degree lad
i don't believe you
what do you think about the hocpixelzone hangout?
not if hes playing as toews winger
chicago's wet dream
toews had 81 points
toews gets 1st pp time
Where can I get a good breakfast burrito
yo mama house
Kind of wish I understood cricket right now
try shitting in the street, maybe you'll have an epiphany
At some point you drive a moped across the field. Not sure why though
if i moved to canada what city should i live in
me in the back
winnipeg
Finland, Ontario
yellowknife is the best city in canada
you should move there
Saskatoon
looks pretty comfy desu
til you freeze your balls off in january
/hoc/ is objectively better than /cric/
its a real place lol looks kinda shit though
isnt that basically everywhere in canada except vancouver
For me its Sachs Harbour, Canada.
AND I OWE IT ALL TO YOOOOOOOOUUHOOOHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAA
>its a real place lol looks kinda shit though
For me, it's Suomi, Minnesota
>isnt that basically everywhere in canada except vancouver
naw, southern ontario has a mild winter
why do you think its the most populated area
>the absolute STATE of India
You tryna kill him?
do they drink olvi there?
i thought it probably had something to do with the lakes and the st lawrence and commerce. anyway what do you recommend? vancouver is too expensive and too many chinks anyway. toronto seems to big for me. montreal too french and communist. i was thinking maybe calgary or ottawa
do you have any education/training? if so what is it
Thanks!
What rod are you using?
What's the CW?
Your baits look rather light, but I guess they are perfect for perch.
Love light/perch fishing desu!
finishing up a double major in economics and finance. long term gf is getting her masters in education, wants to be a school teacher
They have a euroshopper in Suomi, Minnesota and i picked up some euroshopper energy drinks there
gunna crack open one of these bad boys right now
calgary would be one of your best choices
lots of corporate offices that could employ you, plenty to do in nature with the mountains next door and a relatively mild winter thanks the shelter from those mountains
do i have to larp as a cowboy?
yes
the entire city does
which is which /hoc/?
only during the stampede weekend
Fug finland and fug buffinlo
boq on the left
thinking about looking for a new job
>Yankees
Cringe
Seattle _______
i ate too much and now i feel sick
does Calgary have the best puck bunnies on the NHL?
they give the habs a run for their money
Roger you have a match starting soon
i want to lift a giant rock
huomenta early birds
Lift these giant rocks
*unzips pants*
could this be the first team to go 0-82?
Seattle Skiklub
those girls are 7s and that's being generous
huomenta
Fernie, half the population is Kiwis/Roos anyway
and?
I'm thinking about dinner
feeling gay
you should move to Churchill Manitoba
home of the finest beaches Manitoba has to offer. you'll feel right at home
>36% visible minority
lol ok cunt i would have thought youd want more white people but i will take my business elsewhere
thinking about fresh beets
are you trying to bamboozle me user
Josi, please
no no it's great you'll love it there
The Jackie’s are a playoff team still
twitter.com
That third line holy fucking shit
I dedicate this runny poo to you, /hoc/
That guy's work looks like absolute shit.
those lineup projections are retarded
i am honoured that sam saved one of jets slags
Beat India in the cricket lads
what the fuck kind of line projection is
Anisimov - Strome - Saad
just about to wake up before 9am, lads
thinking about jr a season tickets
only $7 a game
just memeing ya m8 I don't care if you move here
Doesn’t Kunitz have like 6 Stanley Cup rings? lmao
g-got any more onii-chan
plenty
boner gone
For me, it's the ZT3L
Any OC, lads?
can non leafs tell that this guy is part native?
I think the AHL app notifications are broken
yeah because he looks like a retard
are you stewart?
You're fucked Stew
Whats up Stew
pay up mr zimmel
I THINK STEWART ZIMMEL SUCKS
how many cup rings does bettman have?
lundqvist has 0 (zero) by my count
Pay the money Stew
>the absolute state of the AHL
actual bush league
LAINATION LOCK IN
looks like a pile of trash in this one
huh?
coffee time, lads
that is a poor way to express your respect for elvis
have a lot of work to do today, think i'll watch uhf instead
those are some nice jugs
you have to pay stewie
IM COMING FOR YA STEWIE
>hey stew give me your fuckin money
>NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T TAKE MY MONEY AND THREATEN TO PUNCH MY UGLY FACE, WE'RE COWORKERS
>I-I'M REPORTING THIS TO HR
got a couple left
>rags
4 inch gain of what?
What a pussy. I hope Stew kicks his fucking ass again
Cock
+4inch Girth
-1inch Length
100% guaranteed to work in seconds
Do you still take it?
more layers of irony in one photo than an onion
Hell yeah bitch that thing will destroy vaginas
woodberry
That looks like a very shitty shape of glass to drink out of
huomenta muh niggas
No shit you wood
>
and im spent
who wins one first, St Paul or the Peg
clean your grill you caveman
Ohio
clean your grill cavman
Playing with my cock and posting on /hoc/ while I drive 75 on the highway
A fellow patrician I see
post more fat titties
i never clean my grill and only wash my pans with warm water. its where all the flavour is
>tattoo
THOT
shoot your goo my dude
these videos are for high IQ individuals
i love this dude's videos
its the perfect blend of unfathomable stupidity and captivating curiosity
What the fuck was that trade even. You don’t trade a top4 dman prospect for some winger chump ever.
if you insist
I’m pretty sure I know that naked guy from years ago.
Great now I have cum on the windshield
why do you reckon bowman let /hoc/ gm that trade?
going to lose joki to expansion draft.
expecting boqvist or mitchell to make the lineup if any of the prospects make the NHL at all this year with De Haan and Maatta
nylander likely to be another mismanaged prospect that hates the team he was playing for and could be turned into an elite winger on the first line with toews
I never brush my teeth so when I order fish and chips I never need tartar sauce because I have plenty of homegrown tartar on my teeth
mommy
not the same thing
that's where all the flavour is fella
no
The Pacific I’m doing right now is putting me to tears lads
wouldnt joki be protected since he'll be an RFA during the draft?
should I go to the all you can eat chinese place or to the all you can eat at the indian casino?
Bro ur gonna get a tape worm no matter what
Coffee was good, lads. Had a strudel as well and now going to take my morning Tavares
I’ve got IBS so I poop 5 times a day
no.
only exempt are no movement clauses and players with 2 years experience or less.
protect 7 forwards
protect 3 defencemen
protect 1 goalie
Boqvist, Mitchell, Beaudin are all automatically protected. Jokiharju would be exposed and you would have to choose between Gustafsson, Jokiharju, Murphy, De Haan, Maata, Koekoek, and Dahlstrom on who to protect and the blackhawks cup window is closing so you dont want to get rid of those more experienced guys
i dont like the trade and wouldnt do it, but you can see what the blackhawks were thinking.
fair point. I guess I'll go to the indian casino because they let you smoke in there
you are missing the crucial point that players must be under contract in order to be exposed
plus, slots...
have fun, Canada
thinking about how we are a small part in the internet hate machine known as Yea Forums
thank god i only post on 4channel
spread love not hate
Imagine the smell
Fake and gay
vegas only needed 20/30 players to be under contract and its the same rules
what are you talking about? I only post on 4channel. it's safe for work and advertiser friendly™
Ive never posted anything racist, homophobic, sexist, etc, and thats a GOOD thing
#ChangeTheChannel
except that is false
I'm going to say the n word
good post
moved from bc to nb
much more neet friendly here
not sure if I should get a new team
" At least twenty of the thirty players selected by Vegas had to be under contract for the 2017–18 season, and they were required to select a minimum of fourteen forwards, nine defensemen and three goaltenders.[7] Vegas was granted a 48-hour window prior to the draft to sign any pending free agent (RFA or UFA, one per team) that was left unprotected. If a team lost a player to Vegas during this signing window they did not have a player selected from their roster during this draft.[8]"
Chicago have 3 defencemen they can protect and Keith and Seabrook have NMC so they are automatically used for 2 of those spots
the blackhawks wouldve had to protect:
Gustafsson
Murphy
DeHaan
Maata
Jokiharju
Dahlstrom
Koekoek
with only 1 available protected slot
welcome to Channel 4 news. Top story tonight, Stewie needs to pay. More at 8
bet all the locals think you're some loser that moved from BC to be a neet loser in NB, which is true
I already beat ya to it, fen =D
be sure to smile at your Postman today!!
they sure work hard to delivery our collective Amazon purchases
>you’ll never be a local NB Chad
Feels bad
THE OCHO
Gonna work on some more OC today, lads
how is that not a too much man penalty
bawston controlled the puck
chad requirements are pretty low here
>have a truck
>have a 70k usd house
>be under 300 lbs
who here /mildalcoholwithdrawal/
Only one solution for that, la
That's it. Enough is enough. I'm going to say the n word right now.
It’s time then
vape is heating up for that lunchtime special
you dont have the balls to say the n word
Nectar
Nitwit
ahem...
...
...
"nigger"
Neeno Neederider
MRS OBAMA GET DOWN
N'wah
what are you autistic retards posting now
moin moin
neighborly things
I’m gonna say the n word if this thread doesn’t hit the bump limit soon
neekeri
Pretty crazy
pleas think of the advertisers before you consider such a vicious action
saved thx fren
me and the boys in the locker room between periods
R.I.P. Harambe
whens the new thread to be up I have some really good posts Im saving for >(you)s
2019-2020newjerseydevils.gif
New thread when?
enjoy your new glass brawler
These bulbs are gayest
what did he mean by this?
Would have a 5 inch penis with a 9 inch girth. Holy shit what a chode.
he played 71 games last season
Ewwww
boomqvuist on right, kneelander left
check em :D
Hey fuck you buddy you got a license for those repeating integers?
Why won't Sweden release Rocky and why are they sending wild hogs over to Norway to destroy their agriculture business?
Can a singular nigger leave the thread
I'm trying to warn you, he's fragile.
impressive. very nice.
Sounds like it's time for Norway and Binland to invade
he's also an actual chug
Check
Em
Honestly? If i'm being real for a second?
This is epicly based
getting spooked now
:0
witnessed
rogers is next to the downtown eastside, he'll fit right in
natives still love odjick, it would be a good signing
dreadful
M-M-M-MONSTER BASED
Loser
Now that Vancoucer signed Ferland, who offer sheets Boeser?
yikes
Stop getting dubs
please sir may i have some dubs
based
Looks like just anybody can get dubs. I dont want any now
Vegas Golden Raiders fan spotted
go now my son and spread the good word
can someone spot me some dubs? I have (you)s to give in exchange
I rooted for the canes because they had ferland but I'll be damned before I root for the cantpucks. sorry ferly
Ferland's from somewhere in Manitoba. Why not just root for the Jets?
woah haha based
Dubs
cringe
Hahaha based checks
probably a calgary fan
Everyone who got dubs is gay
I rooted for him because I liked him when he was a flame
not me
t. big dicked chad
does this mean the canes gave up hanafin and lindholm for just dougie?
Imagine being a grown ass man named dougie
shamelessly reposting for our amusement
dougie
dookie hamilton lol
yeah but hanifin hasn't panned out well so I still see the trade as pretty even
Dub
I don't think that the Canes trusted Hanifin's development anymore, and apparently Lindholm was shitty to them and difficult to work with.
Hamilton finally seems like a really good fit (after shitting himself for the first half of last season), and they at least turned Fox into a few draft picks. It's not like the Canes are the first team who owned Fox's rights that he cucked.
God post is me
>double dubs
holy moly based
doogie the zoomer hamilton
comfy is just a code word for boring desu
dont mind me
seething rent-free copecringed and yikes pilled
have sex and dilate
>Lindholm was shitty to them
meh, what are you gonna do
wow look at this haha
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
whoa haha did you mean to do that
/HOC/ OWNS >>>Yea Forums
/cric/ is our bitch
it was one of those trades where both clubs got better after.
*beep beep* Shipment of dubs for /hoc/ coming through, where should I park?
Hoc owns Yea Forums
Can Bob get digits for >my kitties?
Yeah, I don't mind it.
In the rear
Imagine being a cultured hockey player that likes going to museums, is introverted personality and likes dining alone in fine restaurants when all the other people around you are turbo normie hockey chad manchildren that like snus, bitches, working out, pop culture and video games.
not there you dimwit
you gotta park on the otherside
right here sir
are you referring to barkie?
grim
Hoc owns the internet
Hoc is the internet
Dougie was a stuck up cunt lol
I am the internet, ama
Dougie
Big fat cocks dubs
i own /hoc/
t. /hoc/ owner
Canada won't win a cup for another 20 years
can i have some digits mommy
LOCK HIM UP
Here you go, lad
Dubs are ded but hoc isn’t
looks like the digits have dried up folks come back later in the next thread
thinking about pigs swimming in pools
based mommy
this is are year
I THINK /hoc/ SUCKS
Claiming these digits for the Free Bulju Fund™
>are
Dubs are declined due to poor grammar
Ummmmmmmm sweety?
Snake: /hoc/
Croc: /cric/
TWO /HOC/S????
hello newfriend I hope you enjoy your stay and don't trust the finns :DDD
dubs and we all get GF's by 2020
what's a /hoc/
please trust finns
checked
dubs and we all get gfs
welp til to an hero
Need a tendie and a D4
:'(
here's we go
Remember the old Finnish proverb. Trust but verify.
singles and I get a gf
>wild about children
Digits and sam finally gets some cute boipucci to snuggle up with for Jets games
g-guess you won't be needing us any m-more lad
@HOCBobMcKenzie
Per @Dubs, GF off to Chad. Seven years, 7 blowjobs AAV.
that looks so comfy
Hogs? Ohhhhh, we thought they were danes..
i got a two month n word pass from my nigger jaquan down at the liquor. he asked to bum a smoke but i wasnt going to give it to him for nothing
@Nalle_Puh29 4m
Just had a victory royale, also check out my digits
>posting in the last /hoc/ ever
From here on out we /dub/z
Just had a thought.
Also had a thought but it was about digits
more like /yikes/
hmmmmm
these ones?
same
:O
>smart signing of fantasy land
$4x4 for a slightly injured Ferland to Vancouver
>actual signing to induce suicide
$6.5x5 being reported now
:O
Don't worry guys I've got this
Your speeds, your agilities, your powers
your skeletons
thinking about Nuckies/Avies & Debbies/Tampies for the finals this year /hoc/, any suggestions?
t. Garrence "Gary" Bettman
This thread is freakin' epic, how do I give gold to the OP?
Edit: Wasn't expecting gold for myself. Thank you, kind stranger!
i'm taking those dubs from ya
Nice try, gomer
Next thread better be bulju edition or I'm telling the jannies
yeah get bent, garry
Seattle Dubstown
Who's got next thread? I dont have the necessary ingredients to bake a new one
This picture is scary as fuck gonna steal it and post it on /x/
>$4x4 for a player with concussion problems and is only going to get slower
Ferland should only get a 1-2 year contract at max 3mil. I'm certain it will be that or less given how nobody is jumping to sign him yet.
Based
Oh you’re gonna regret that bucko. Now I’m thinking it’s gonna be a lockout season.
>ty rattie going to KHL
How are you the oilers with center depth of McDavid, Draisaitl, and Nugent Hopkins, and your wingers decide to leave to the KHL?
Even bulju wants out
Embarrassing!
based garry supporting european leagues
that pic = me when i drop a hot mixtape
for me its rice cakes and protein shake
Surprised mcgaykid hasn’t requested a trade too desu
mcgaykid is stuck there but what reason does draisaitl have to stick around especially now since hes a 50 goal scorer on a steal of a contract?
They weren't going to resign him anyways. He's a good skater and works hard but he suffers from tunnel vision and a low iq. He'd be good if he had more mass and through his body around a bit, but he still thinks he's a skilled scorer. The KHL is the right place for him.
You guys remember that time buffalo signed "goal scorer" jeff skinner to 9 mil when Draisaitl, an elite playmaking center who is a confirmed 50 goal scorer, signed for 8.5?
with these gay hyperinflated contracts, McZoomer will force his way out within 3 years if he doesn't get to the playoffs
Remember when Buffalo signed the Finnish bull Ville Leino?
>remember Buffalo
words never spoken by anyone ever
Draisaitl wasn't even a 40 goal scorer when signed his contract, though he did put up a good playoff performance. Buffalo suffers from the same thing as Edmonton: they need to overpay to keep good players around in their depressing cities.
>67 posters
manhating dykegrass gets more discussion than this
>no digits
Cringe
Equal pay now #ImWithHer
I think it's less about the depressing cities and more about the depressing franchises
literally could not guess Arizona's 1st line from last year for $100
Give it 20 days, no one will be talking about them after that. Unless the say some political shit to extend their 15 minutes of fame
#imwithher but instead i show my solidarity with stroking my hard-ass dick and busting nuts
nu
They aren't mutually exclusive.
Shant
new
galchenyuk, stepan, keller
That's easy casual
I feel so bad for both of them. Can you imagine what they could accomplish in real hockey team ?