Four days and seven hours ago, our father Kawhi brought forth unto this league, a new trade, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all teams are created equal. Now we are engaged in a great shitpost war, testing whether the sanities of Lakersfags, or any delusional fag, so autistic and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great shitpost field of that war. We have come today to dedicate a portion of this thread to those who who are so eternally butthurt so that they spam single words at a time, so that our own gloating might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. But in a larger sense we cannot humiliate, we cannot further repudiate those dipshits more than they already have done to themselves. Their retardation, smugness and self assured delusions juxtaposed with their utter failure have humiliated them far more than our poor shitposting powers could ever hope to add or detract - but we must try. The world will little note, nor remember what they reply to this, but it must always remember their failure. It is for us, rather, the non-Lakersfags, to be dedicated to continuing the work that they started with their arrogant, self assured shitposting. We must accept the great task at hand before us and belittle them at every given opportunity and from their butthurt and salty tears derive increased devotion to our own shitposting. That we here highly resolve that these anons shall not have shitposted in vain, and that this General, under the Clippers, by the Clippers and for the Clippers shall have a new birth of shitposting, and that WE GON GET KAWHI posts shall never perish from the threads.
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Most of yall niggas dont know the real Shaq fr. Nigga is a psycho
fuck kawhi leonard
EGANGEGUWAH
W'JAJA POOO
Kawhi Leonard
SUPER MEGA ULTRA
what thread is it laddettes?
this is the thread
FUCK CP3
sorry this is the thread
>bring 3 starters to summer league
>still can't win
Ill definitely give this a based
Who is the Kershaw of The NBA?
Guys um how do i into a big three
tired of having to solve like 6 captchas just to post bros...
why does everyone hate cp3
Toronto ironically looks to be the only stable team next season
Kawhi hasnt signed yet, and people are STILL claiming hes with the clippers. how many times has Kawhi proven that the media cant track him?? HE STAY NIGGA
i said he could have colluded earlier like kd and kyrie, who had been colluding for months
Harden.
I lie down in the dust just under your eye
A scrap of paper, thin as vapor
Filling my clothes like smoke
A couple of the wires in my heart are broke
Quit being a bitch and fork over the money for a Yea Forums gold pass
The Indiana Pacers and the Sacramento Kings will play two preseason games at the NSCI Dome in Mumbai, India on October 4 and 5, 2019.[21]
The Toronto Raptors and the Houston Rockets will play two preseason games at the Saitama Super Arena in Saitama City, Japan on October 8 and 10, 2019.[22]
The Los Angeles Lakers and the Brooklyn Nets will play two preseason games in China, in Shanghai on October 10 and in Shenzhen on October 12.[23]
fantano is right, DAMN. was nothing special
damn is that some new bars from gowiz's new kawhi disstrack? that shit was fire
cop or not
>KAWHI HAS JUST LANDED. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE ARE SENDING NEWS CHOPPER 4 TO FOLLOW HIM
How does he get away with calling everyone niggers?
DAMN thematically >>> his discography
DAMN musically
not his MO, honestly.
his brain works like this:
reg season: practice time, practice time
playoffs: basketball time, basketball time
awarding ceremony: champagne time, champagne time
free agency: colluding time, colluding time
real offseason: family time, family time
I didn't even know CP24 even had a helicopter and I've been watching them them for 21 years.
I miss the LD bros....
cant believe we disbanded....
nah, there's a pile of shit right on the chest
>memeriors could fuck with this team
“We choose to go get Kawhi! (dramatic pause) We choose to go get Kawhi in this Free Agency and do the other things like sign Dudley, not because they are easy, but because they are hard! Because that goal will serve to organize the best of our inept front office’s skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, except for until Kawhi says we can stop waiting, and one we intend to win, especially against the Clippers and the others, too.” - Jeanie “Cum Receptacle” Buss
don't mind if I do!
> hey reddit... so uh.. kawhi just had a meeting with my moms sister so hes basically confirmed to be staying
hes coming home lads
how much cum does Jeanie's ass have leaking out of it
yeah, stable and shitty
>Kawhi just fucked my girlfriend
>HeStAy
cop
SHE LOVES HIM AS A MAN!
We're still an NBA team, right?
nah, if you're gonna get anything Hornets it's gotta be retro
great I can't wait to see the amount of bitching the coaches challenge will cause
Lets see, 2 TBLS from Lebron, 1 TBLS from AD and about 5 TBLS from Dudley, so about 1/2 cup.
>AD
that nigga is gay
paul george wasnt even close to worth that many picks, and SGA, he's injury prone and a playoff choker
>Memelo
he is the embodiment of the NY nigga who shoot too damn much
Jared Dudley is unironically the "locker room veteran" for the Lakers.
He's 5 years younger than LeBoob LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
jeanie has a nice bush in this photo shoot
our current era will be retro soon enough my nigga
>WHAT THE FUCK BRRO HE SHOYLDVE CHALLENED IT!!!!
>WHAT THE FUCCK BRO WHY DID HE CHALLENGE THAT!!!!
>tfw Sexton wins another for da land
Bro hes from New Zealand and he reposts all of my shitty edits so hes beyond based
W'GOGO GOOGOOO
damn nigga I'd like to Buss a fat nut inside that sweet poonani
True. You know he and bron sucking eachother's dicks right now.
>WHAT DA FUQ I CAN'T BELIEVE HE WASTED THE CHALLENGE EARLIER!!1
this new PG is such an alpha. You can tell he is gonna drive Sexton straight out of Cleveland.
ya the new new zealand guy is pretty fucking based not gonna lie desu
i dunno bout all dat
you're nothing more than a collection of future welfare bunnies
naruto is trash, can't believe yall niggas like it
Thoughts on these jerseys?
we all kno AD is a bottom. But maybe him and Bron Bron switch off. I wonder if Bron says his lines from that Amy Schumer movie when he's getting pozzed by dat Browdick
and my original question was why lelkers fans believe a conspiracy when his piss-poor planning has led him to ruin the clippers' future more than it ended up hurting the lelkers
>implying i'm not just working you fags for every teardrop you have
SGA is better than Sexton
You now remember Frank Vogel is the Lakers coach.
>i highly recommend baruto
WIGOGEGAWI
JAGEHJOOGEON
Shut the fuck up bitch. If you can't appreciate the Rock Lee vs Gaara fight then we can't be best /nba/ friends anymore.
>i highly recommend baruto
i highly recommend haganai
As a Clippers fan I am legitimately saddened by SGA leaving and I dont give a fuck what anyone says, hes gonna be a star
Based suns. We gonna make the playoffs.
Was Tim Duncan as good as they say he is (top 3 of all time)? I never watched the spurs, I was always a Celtics fan.
the dialect that lakers fans use is quite interesting! i wonder what continent it originated on... saving many posts from this thread for future research.
WE CHACHA BIG COCK
I know you understand that theres a Cavs fag (me) lurking, but you're not gonna piss me off today. Sexton will always be a better scorer and more athletic than that string bean boy from the Clippers (now Oklahoma). I like SGA, but Sexton's shooting and ability to draw defenses in is why I would take Sexton over SGA.
not even entertaining that claim. i responded to the part about collusion because i myself am still wondering when exactly did kawhi and pg start talking and what leverage pg had to convince presti to enter an unscheduled rebuild
read it in his voice
If the Clips get a chip, all the picks will have been worth it. People will sign just to play with Whi
kawhi could have scooped someone months ago with all the superstar collusion going around, this is like when you wait until the last minute to write your papers
who did they even sign besides Rubio, i thought Dlo was going there
skip was right. you might not like this but he was right.
They'll have a good time in hollyweird i'm sure. Maybe the next time bron has a mysterious "groin injury," AD will go easy on him. I'm sure he thinks Kuzma is cute.
>Did Masai think Kawhi was upfront with them throughout the process?
>Ujiri: "I think he was... (pause) Kawhi was."
>Was anybody not?
>MU: "I know what we're dealing with here and I appreciate what the process was."
I’m not saying I want somebody to curb stomp that fucking nigger uncle Dennis but maybe someone will consider it
This is my new favorite meme
All superstars/big contract players have leverage. If they pout, it looks bad for the team and other players won't want to sign there. And Presti knew that the Westbrook/George combo would never win so he was all too happy to trade him
reminder that Perkins opinions are all biased, he said Kritaps Porzingis is a diva.
Why are you mad if you just won the chip?
“WE GON” appears to be a phrase expressing an absolutely certain assertion, beyond all reasonable doubt. Its a claim made with the certainty that would warrant you betting your entire families lives that such a thing is going to happen. If such a thing were to not happen, the results would be devastating in the mind of the person stating it. State it more than once and be proven wrong? They’ll be reduced to a brain damaged cripple.
pretty shit
I believe this since he knows basketball and is a really good basketball player
sorry saltlord, he was never gonna stay. he won you faggots a chip and you're still whining like a bitch
Perkins is a fucking moron and should not be taken seriously EVER after literally naming Kawahi to every team in the league.
He started out awful and then completely turned around his year after the ASB. Like 2 different players turn around. He shot over 40% from 3 on 6 attempts per game.
that's not how it works, the warriors won constantly and they still couldn't get any good roleplayers after the payroll bloated with too much money spent on the core team. the warriors were also way better and a healthy warriors team could beat anybody, a guaranteed chip and their bench was still shit
HE
>why u mad u just won the chip
>why call refball when u win
I think he's biased but he's still plugged in to certain ppl like KD.
sup bitches
>yet he posts his picture on fucking Yea Forums
>Presti knew that the Westbrook/George combo would never win so he was all too happy to trade him
i think this is the key of it. presti is just as huge a nerd as morey and any of the other armchair gms on the internet. they see picks as toys, they're fixated on potential more than actualization. but pg doesn't know that, how would he know how to exploit that aspect of presti's psyche? pg's just a meathead.
pg and the clippers didnt have any leverage, that's why they had to pay more for pg than the lakers did for AD.
presti would rather rebuild with 7 picks + SGA than hope they make it to the 2nd round.
ihwakteg we nuggun ew getkawhi
Where do you think the WE GON GET KAWHI guy is now?
I'm sure hes lurking here
Grizzlies are the next one...
BITCH DAB
this, garland will be the best player from this draft.
>they still couldn't get any good roleplayers
They got Boogie, genius. And the year before they got Nick Young and Javale
Good players sign via MLE and vets minimums every year, two contracts literally designed for bloated rosters. And the Clips roster only has Kawhi and PG as big contracts, they can make a bunch of moves with the other guys on their roster. The fuck are you smoking lol
WE GE GLAW
maybe they'll sign vince carter when he gets bought out in february
WE GONNA GET GIANNIS
2 YEAR DEALS IT'S A LOCK IN FREE AGENCY
I don't think there was any exploitation. It just so happened that this was a mutually beneficial trade that was actualized. I'm sure this happens a lot and we just never hear about it because the trade never gets made.
New Zealand user. You couldn't be more based than this. I love you, man.
Laker fans don't look like that......They're too white.
Porzingis is a diva
Sexton replacement lmao
fuck i didn't think about that. GIANNIS ON THE WAY
>boogie
made them worse
>nick young
he was a meme
>javale
he was dogshit back then and barely played
>Sexton: Hahaa I didn't think you would do it, Koby, but you drafted a point guard to come off the bench for me.
>I'm still starting right?
what if the laker hater kiwi is also the brady hater kiwi from /nfl/
GIANNIS ON THE WAY
who? oh brady that guy that gets carried harder than lebron
Goddamn you're so fucking retarded.
WE GON GET GIANNIS
so when will you start watching basketball?
>pg and the clippers didnt have any leverage, that's why they had to pay more for pg than the lakers did for AD
this is the real reason why the lakers and the raptors had to be involved in a bidding war, and to think they were in a bidding war. jerry west needed to drive down presti's asking price for it not to be pure highway robbery.
pg was in his first year of his max deal. then he gets to enjoy the rest of that deal for his home team, another team. i don't see how oklahoma ownership could not have stepped in and vetoed this trade. i guess they really were lukewarm on westbrook's contract and was just looking for the first excuse to spark the rebuild.
WE GOT GET AKSGASGAJSDGKf
WEGEU GIUNAUS
Remember when Snoop Dogg sang a song to try and convince Kawhi to come? Even Kawhi probably cringed at that shit, fucking stupid skinny ass chihuahua lookin ass faggot ass bitch Snoop Dogg.
S E E T H I N G
giannis doesn't like big cities. None of the typical american hooper bullshit applies to him
it wasn't even a real produced song, it was a stupid 45 second snap
Just you wait snoop is now a clippers fan come next season
dude you're a dumbass. Keep pushing your epic "Kawhi fucked up" story. Nobody else is saying that because it's fucking braindead. You don't know how the mid-level exception works, you don't know how vets minimums work. Can't wait until Kawhi is holding the trophy again and you're still crying that he fucked up. You're hopeless
cloppers are going after iguodala now, lol talk about desperate.
>muh greatest defensive team in the league, possibly a historic defensive team
please.
you said javale mcgee, nick young, and cousins were good you stupid fuck, the clippers' future was gutted for playoff pee
WRR GNN GTT KWWW
Does lebron even play defense anymore? actually no one they signed does
Arent the Lakers going after him too?
I dont think the Clippers will get him because Jerry West needs a center, I predict he will trade Harkless, Robinson and a second round pick for someone good, aka fleece some motherfuckers AGAIN
Yeah just take a look at Kyrie. He had two years left in Cleveland and still got out. Players can go wherever they want these days, bitching and moaning is a legitimate strategy.
AD, GIANNIS, AND LEBRON ON A TEAM FRIENDLY OLD MAN DEAL
Ok but who get's the ball?
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saw a report saying 2 randoms and a 2nd rounder.
avery bradley, AD, mcgee
fuck no, don't you remember that play where Kuzma literally PUSHED his lazy ass to defend?
revenge for the yankees bitch
Why did they sign bradley? he's buttcheeks
GON GET OBAMA
maybe at 2.99 if you can turn it inside out to hide the team colors
you're such a dumb fucking nigger. Cousins had a freak injury and you are using that to make your point? When he signed, people literally said he broke the league. Javale was a good ROLE PLAYER, just check his per 36 stats. And Nick Young was also thought to be a good player when he signed.
You're a dumb nigger, they wouldn't have gotten Kawhi without PG so it was worth it. Any GM would make that trade. You. Dumb. Cunt.
to piss off bostonia and the clops, he played for both.
Lakers are gonna be a meme team. Bron and AD are gonna get hurt and they are gonna get a shitty seed. They'll get BTFO by a team that defends and shoots 3s.
it's not like they had many choices, Kawhi cucked them
caboclo is 1 year away
Caboclo is RIGHT NOW my guy
this general without larry is boring af
You laughed at me when I posted this. who's laughing now. 15mpg, 15/8/3, you mad nerds?
bro where the fuck did you get this ugly ass weed
You laughed at me when I posted this. who's laughing now. 15mpg, 15/8/3, you mad nerds??
>retards thought a 7 footer would return 100% from an achilles injury
>hurr durr people said he broke the league
that was just retards like you being retards.
>javale was a good roleplayer
he was shit before the warriors
>look at his per 36 stats
oh, you're one of those idiots who fellate niggers over stats that don't exist
>nick young was thought to be a good player
nick young was a meme player on the lakers and it was seen as a meme signing, not that it really mattered when the warriors had kd
>they couldn't have gotten kawhi without pg
if kawhi had been conspiring like every other uppity city switching coon during the season, he could have wooed a free agent to la and they wouldn't have had to give up anything. it's because of his poor planning that the clippers were down to paul george or bradley beal
Not enough of my own
we still laughing at you LMAOOOOOOOO
fuck how did your dumb nigger ass even get to a computer? did you break into the public library or some shit?
you have literally NO IDEA what players are saying behind the scenes. And you literally have NO IDEA what Kawhi was doing behind the scenes. These are all fantasies you've invented in your shriveled little peabrain. You are a nigger with monkey genes. Ooh Ooh Ahh Ahh!!!!
how is it nothing but highway robbery? 7 picks and a really good young player?
bros i thought rj barret was an explosive player but he kinda slow...
autism
7 picks over like 10 years and a good prospect for 2 mvp candidates in their prime is a deal every single competent gm would take. The billy king rule guarantees that no team can completely fuck themselves anymore so the picks aren't a huge deal and won't even really matter until PG13/Kawhi's next contracts 3-4 years from now
Reminder that this is an Anti-KaSnake board and we 100% support LeBron and his upcoming legendary season.
excellent argument. now back away from the keyboard and shut the fuck up, babe :)
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no we don't fuck both of those snakes
I love how they're sending some of the least relevant franchises to pooinlooland and sending the big time bois to get some fresh asian-tang
a gm always wants all the picks. kawhi is 28, pg is 29, they'll be contending for the next 4 years minimum. only the 2026 pick would be worth anything for them. and if they win 2 rings in that 4 year span, it would already be worth it. actualization not potential.
If they win one chip, it'll all be worth it. Just ask Cleveland or Toronto.
you are as retarded as you are autistic
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keep going, faggot. Are you still embarrassed that I exposed the fantasy you made up in your head about Kawhi not talking to other people? this is an anonymous imageboard, just slink away like every other retard that gets exposed
>breaks his ankle on the way down
This is a /nets/ general
Who else /comfy/ playing old NBA Live?
NBA Live 07 is fun when you’re trying to put a 2nd star on LAL, build a super team with LAC’s pieces, or signing LeBron, Wade, and/or Bosh in FA to build a team like Charlotte, Orlando, Cleveland
Damn bro you sure taught him. now what?
epic samefag. kill yourself
Damn i guess i lost this fight oh well.
No one is samefagging
maybe i'm samefagging, maybe that argument was just me all along.
Damn, his gf is soo fucking hot. It's unfair bros.
nah kid you lost when you invented the fact that Kawhi wasn't talking to other players when you literally know jack shit. Your only source is your autistic fantasies
I'm not the same user you were talking to user, you just played yourself. Cute tho
I'm sure, babe ;)
Sure user whatever makes you happy. Also calling other niggas babe is sorta gay i think that's why the other user left
Can we make a voice discord and talk sports bros
No because then i have to hear your corny ass white boy ass speak little nigga
cute that you've resorted to referring to yourself in the 3rd person. whatever floats your boat, babe :)
>discord
last time i used that app i didn't go offline for like 5 weeks. Yea Forums is bad enough
So, how badly are the owners going to try to fuck over the players in the next CBA? The last three years have probably pissed at LEAST half of them off, if not more than half. There's going to be a bloodbath the next time there's a negotiation. There's probably going to be a lockout, too.
Hey you user that was killing this faggot on why kawhi was looning you're alright. this dude is tripping
we had one for the elites of /nba/ called the locked discord or LD for short
newfriends dont know about who controls /nba/ behind the scenes...
>2-26
Damn that's sad
BANNGGG!! LAKERS GO UP BY THREE!!! WITH 00:05 SECONDS LEFT ON THE CLOCK!!! WHAT AN AMAZING SHOT!!! THE NBA CONFERENCE FINALS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!! CLOPPERS HAVE NO TIME OUTS LEFT AN KAWHI IS LITERALLY CRYING FOR HIS MOTHER!!!
every single post last thread was me you faggots fell off
STAY
Every post in this thread was all me even that faggot yeah that was me. These leafs? all me
SUNNIES GONNA BE 2020 CHAMPS
and don't call me babe.......me
LD = larry discord?
Fuck you larry go fuck yourself
WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEYYYYYYYYYYYY ON A MAX
>tfw Spurs fan
I miss Danny. He always got hot at the right time. He STILL gets hot at the right time. He's fucking invaluable. At least he's been paid what he deserves.
>proxy for canadian IP
>did all the shops
>spammed WE GON GET KAWHI nonstop
>played the part of the assblasted lakers fans including desperate HE STAY knockoff counter memes
>got mad at my own posts
>replied to my own posts five times each on average
>mfw i orchestrated 100% of the raptors/lakers shitposting
>mfw i don't even watch the NBA i just came here from Yea Forums because i got bored
WE GO GEB AANNIS
our franchises are connected now user, soo many battles in nba history and now we've both been back-stabbed by kawhi. Don't worry though, we'll stop him from winning a title. lakers in 0.5.
what anime you watching right now bro?
But then who's the brazilian poster? are you me?
my favorite of all time, Golden Boy
Yes i'm the kiwi poster too, you got me. Fuck Brady and Fuck Lebron
Clippers have never made to the WCF before and I fully expect that to be the same case when playoff poison and kneewhy crumble in front of point god lebrons monster dunk jams.
>tfw this post was literally me shitposting about myself shitposting about my past shitposting antics
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みんながもしスキップをして
もしあの街の真ん中で
手をつないで空を見上げたら
もしもあの街のどこかで
チャンスがつかみたいのなら
まだ泣くのには早いよね
ただ前に進むしかないわいやいや
PONPON 出して しまえばいいの
ぜんぜん しないの
つまらないでしょ
ヘッドフォンかけて
リズムに乗せて
WAYWAY 空けて あたしの道を
Kawhi Leonard
How did Toronto fans feel about this Kawhi situation?
lebron has never won anything without being carried by another superstar
with just him the lakers aren't even making the playoffs
It's alright Larry it's ok i'm gonna keep posting. Warriors are gonna win and win and win curry isn't overrated and keeps dancing on these niggers. I can't believe i create 40 proxies
based
Lebron is 3-6 and sucks, the lakers haven't been shit since shaw carried kobe and magic is a little bitch. LA is a shitty city. AD can't carry shit either
So you guys don't wanna discord
Lakers in prime position for Giannis sweepstakes
I whisper "My Lakies" into her ear
no fuck off
Are you stupid? No Paul George, No kawhi. The trade is effectively for George AND kawhi. Fucking retard
LA won't win and all the spics posting on their phones in here can fucking kill themselves in their lebron cavs jerseys
>mfw both LAs get cucked
i want to rip my hair out
EY ESE IT WAS CHEAPER DAT WAY FOO HE STILL A LAKER
WE DON'T REBUILD WE RETOOL. GIANNIS ON THE WAY
So when the lakers lose and lebron jumps ship, will you follow him? who am i kidding of course you will. You do eat his Nuts for breakfast
My rockshits are winning it all, just you watch when the lakers win and get injured my rockshits will be there to sweep them
post yfw Beal and Rui on the way
is that amy schumer?
rockets are a first round exit to denver
based af, Rockets are the smooth operators of the league rn
First round exit this time around
What's it like to win a championship bros
don't CP3 and Harden actually really like each other?
and all that feud shit was BS? also why does everyone hate CP3? sorry I don't know that much lore.
like licking a salty coin
bruh this bitch has nothing on Amy Schumer, Amy at least was fuckable for a certain time
to who? blazers? KEK Lakers? HELL NO Clippers? no they would be in the WCF, JAZZ? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
*has a heart attack on the bench*
nobody in the league, except lebron, likes cp3. He's like a nagging wife and doesn't know when to stop
Celtics are winning it all. Trust i saw the script. No spoilers
>youtube.com
lol ok, yeah we're real scared.
I wouldn't know. I was only seventeen when my Spurs won in 2014. Championships don't count unless you're 18
didn't lebron choke 6 times in the finals? but he's the GOAT? really dude a GOAT doesn't lose
basically an orgasm but over the course of 2 weeks, after the 2 week and the climax, the girl tells u she had gay aids and life ending crabs, so now u are waiting for it all to be over and u just want a pillow to cry into while u take a shit in your mundane office jobs washroom stall
digits say rapties repeat
cheked as fuck!!! we did it bros!!!!!
digits say they get relocated and become the Mexico Tacos
oops pardon me the Raptors are now the New Mexico Tacos
>4 6s
>4-6
lebron winning it all confirmed cap this post
How is steve nash RJ Barrett's godfather
>lebron winning it all
That implies the lakers even make the finals or playoffs
my rapshits are fucking frauds just like we said all of last season!
smoothie king arena will become 5x more coveted than MSG after this season. checkem
youtu.be
brehs...
I saw Silver's script. Blazers are winning it all. The Gang Rush Lebron and Davis in Moda center than proceed to rape the fuck out of the lakers bench and Dame Hits a Dagger in front of Cousins to win in 6
canada is like 1000 people . we all know eachother mate
even when they're mad as fuck raptor fans are based
Like bags of sand
Pfft Goat More like a scrub who got carried by better players. couldn't even beat nowitzki and the jet
Ahhhhhh where does westbrook go? That's all that matters right now.
when the eagles won the super bowl it felt like i was on molly for a month afterwards
>Lakers News: Andre Iguodala Has High Praise For Rob Pelinka
To the Heat to become Riley's puppet and to bully spoel everytime he forces him to play defense.
Margot Robbie is not even that hot, bitch looks like a skeleton
>lelkers
NEVER EVER
Iguodala and we're set.
Iggy never ever lakies
Lakers and Dodgers are bothing fucking ass. My Cowboys will Beat both of them in 4
The dinosty lasted only 1 season but it was a hell of a ride bros.
Looking forward to shitposting as a treadmill team now. Hornet bros where you @?
>drake has a ring
That's more than Jay Z and Justin Timberlake and Beyonce and Spike Lee
That's more than Steve Ballmer a literal Billionaire
Imagine being Spike Lee. Talking shit during the 90s for a short time when the Knicks were decent. Now he literally has to keep being a Knicks fan or else people will clown him. You can never change teams after all that lmao
>Treadmill team
>Hornets
The Hornets will be the worst team in the east for a very long time
will pic related ever be good?
Even Mike Epps dabbed on that bitch and the pacers fucking suck
Yes the Real Goat of the past two eras and following era. Lebron was just a Fake
no, too tall, and drafted to a shit franchise.
Tacko is MJ, The Dream, Duncan and Greg Oden all rolled into one
Terry Rozier is the new Victor Oladipo, we're making the playoffs next season
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF BUCKS FANS
tmj4.com
rebounds and lobs for days
Why is it always Blacks and niggers and coons? oh i just answered my own question
>all those fadeaways
he think he kobe
maybe he loves her, user
I still remember when Brazilian KD was 2 years away from being 2 years away...
Fuck, Grizzlies are gonna be great
if you could run like a black guy, you would steal as well
not to mention they can avoid conviction with 'muh racism'
why would they do that, like they just straight up robbed the fucking clothes??? lmao
I hope so. It was fun rooting for him in college
They seem to do fine
>Kendall Jenner Is 'Enjoying Being Single' Amid Kyle Kuzma Romance Rumors
CAN'T BRUISE THE KUZ
Who the fuck is Kendall Jenner?
the league mattress
lol this is baste
thank god, i was worried kuz would become really bad instead of just bad
Isnt this bitch dating Ben Simmons?
based
they still fucking though.
BLACKED
imagine being the wagie behind the register
wtf bros i want free clothes too
are the knicks good?
she was, these Kardashian bitches switch niggas more than panties
>George reportedly could have had surgery on his right shoulder at the time of the injury but elected to play through it and push surgery off until the end of the season. He told reporters the injury was so severe that he couldn’t lift his arm after the game against the Rockets.
Good luck Clippers!
they have three starters on the summer league roster and havent won a game...
>CBS Sports: We hear about tendinitis or a torn tendon, but what do they mean by tendinopathy? That's one we don't hear about as much.
>Jeff Stotts: Well, the problem with tendinopathy is it can kind of be a catch-all term. A lot of times it just refers to anything that's wrong with the tendon itself. It can be anything from tendinitis to an actual disease of the tendon, like a degenerative disease. It can be two extremes. It can be something mild like a tendinitis, or something a little bit more chronic, where it's more problematic. And even sometimes you can either reference tendon tears and include them in the tendinopathy category because they involve a tendon, though there's been no indication that Kawhi ruptured or tore his patella like Tony Parker did around the same time last season.
Good luck Clippers!
they're actually doing this to help the homeless people from the cold
did they get melo? i heard he was looking to win a ring and he's looking pretty good.
Clippers don't have Alex Mckechnie
Wish you guys the best of luck keeping PG and Kawhi alive and well into the finals but I just don't really see it happening
how to her sister?
they're horrible, as usual, honestly they should just go all in on Westbrook
When people look back at 2020, they'll view the Paul George trade as the sinking ship trade that finally brought Seattle a new team. They'll also talk about how much of a massive success Spam Jam 2 turned out to be.
So what do these thots do? do they act? come you can't tell they do fuck all.
kill me
What about D rose? or KD
kendall is a runway model and kylie is a ceo of a billion dollar company
they used their fortune and fame from Kim by proxy to start their own individual business ventures.
pretty smart for dumb thots desu
Oh cool how did they get all that? i never did watch that stupid ass show, but women love that shit. isn't their dad really rich?
basically kawhi is a hypochondriac
the family literally got famous because one of the thots had a sex tape with Ray J leak and now they are like murrika's royalty
such trash
she's with Travis Scott isn't it? their relationship seems fake af tho, like they look like they barely know each other or even care about each other lol, it looks like just for status
Now you can call them trash. I call them forgetable in about 20 years,
Nepotism and black people in America. Kardashians know if you can tap into the black market it's easy money because blacks love the lavish lifestyle and they love throwing money and big booty women.
Bio father was a trial lawyer for celebrities, was OJ's lawyer
Father is an olympic runner turned transgender
Kim Kardashian was personal assistant to Paris Hilton when she was what Kim and family is now.
Basically they are a family of insanely good social climbers
these people make americans look so bad
even the poor black people? wait why don't the rich black people help the poor black people. Don't they own everything no one wants?
did she inherit an old geezer "husband"?
Watching him try to make free throws was sad.
Literally too tall make an arc
>someone watched this to make this
and it's only 3 minutes
they're social influencers lmao
Do they influence in a positive way? I don't follow reality literal whos.
she started a makeup company and marketed it through her Instagram
they got the president to change some sentencing laws
idk exactly, they're like "symbols" for twitter/instagram girls and shit, like when you hear a girl scream "yaaaaaaasss queen slay" they're probably Kardashian fans
Alright, time for bed old man.
Just because you're poor don't mean you can't throw 20 dolla at one of the bullshit products they sell.
is there a noticeable difference?
so it was for instagram thots
if you think getting ass implants is positive then ye
>americans
Basketball
I can be moderately wealthy and not buy that shit. Isn't there a Instagrammer selling her bathwater?
If you’re popular on social media, companies can also pay you to promote stuff. But since they already have their own businesses, they only need to be attractive and make their daily lives look interesting and enviable. Again there are many kinds of tastes in entertainment, and they fill a need for a bunch of people
bruh
it became worth a billion dollars? impressive.
It's offseason and no one watches summer league, it's not even on right now
he’s black
it was for soccer moms too, she got it in macys and other department stores as a high quality low cost alternative to brands like lancome
yuh
post bucci
just like my bimbofication rule34!
I am getting sick and tired of seeing the same plastic duck face of every woman walking around LA. Good thing out in Irvine they are all genetically superior and only need surgery after they turn 40.
But really who gives a fuck what these hoes do post nudes HAHA I GOT YA'LL
patrick beverley is overrated as fuck and I don't really know why /nbgay/ sucks his dick so much
>Westbrook gets traded to Miami
>Skip forward to the ECFs game 7
>Heat vs Nets
>KD pushes himself and will be making his first start of the year
>Game tied 99-99 with 8 seconds left KD dribbles up to the free throw line and pulls up on Butler
>Westbrook blocks it out of nowhere
>Ball last touched by KD
>Pic related happens again
>Westbrook to KD "What happens when a unmovable object meets a unstoppable force? It seems we're destined to do this forever, right brother?"
Would it be kino?
Because he almost went to the lakers but then cockblocked lebron.
The left looks better. That shit they inject their face just doesn't feel right looking at.
he's the zoomers tony allen
Miami doesn't make it past the first round if they even manage to take 8th seed
but also no it wouldn't be kino
>That shit they inject their face just doesn't feel right looking at.
yeah, but she was never really that pretty imo
So does anyone watch summer league? no one gives a fuck about the knicks or the suns
a little insulting to Tony Allen but I get what you mean
I tried but other than zion, i don't really like the prospects, i saw that herro guy play a little today. Might catch the lakers knicks game tomorrow. anyone else worth watching?
What's it like being in rebuilding mode immediately after winning a championship?
i only watch games where there's actual good prospects
it was cool 2 years ago and now it's shit again
Zion is just Randle now i guess not even the hops did you see him limping?
Feels fine, literally won a championship and we were going into rebuild mode this year regardless lmao
Day of the rake when?
God I fucking hate Canada.
continued
this draft class just sucks big ol dick. It was cooling watching Zion and then he clashed knees with a prawn and was taken out. The only other prospects I care about are Darius Garland (Cavs aren't playing him) and Rui Hachimura. Other than that, this draft class is so damn depressing.
Derozan would've stayed.........
who did they even sign?
I watched the Grizz games, team is a dynasty in the making
i dono, ask the Mavs lmaooo
we 2peat bitch
*is the best player in the summer league*
Guess it's time to jerk off.
>N-no, Kawhi! I-I'm breaking up with you!
OH NO NO NO NO!
Stanley Johnson AKA the kawhistopper
>inject
you mean nose job, cheek bone alteration, jaw shaving, hip shaving, ass implants, boob implants?
>already 3 am here
time fucking flies jesus, gonna watch that Eva Lovia special i expected so much to see
*Blocks your path*
That's not Tyler Herro, or him in blackface
>tracy morgan espys
why
Because there are no more funny people just people
idk why they force this unfunny piece of shit so much
>espys
please be good next season.
tracy morgan is funny but this will probably be terrible
him and rachel nichols fucking on the dl
He is easy to work with
Oh shit nevermind Tracy is based as fuck.
It's hard to make athletes show emotion
>espys
Night losers
Drake should unironically host every year, he's already done it twice and did a pretty good job, and he's a fan of every team
MAN FUCK THE EAGLES THOSE FUCKING IDIOTS HOW ARE YOU GONNA TRADE THE DRAGON FOR PEANUTS MAN FUCK PHILLY I HOPE MY HEART DOESNT EXPLODE FROM ALL THE SHIT I CONSUME AT EAGLES GAMES THAT INCLUDES WATCHING THE EAGLES THOSE SHITTY FUCKING LOSERS.
that shit is fucking horrible, how the fuck do americans watch this
>What if I told you a team risked it all and hit the jackpot......and lost it overnight?
>*Shows Kawhi sprinting down the court in slow mo*
>This is 30 for 30: The Runaway Raptor.
>Presented by ESPN
>not called coming home
He never wanted to be in that smelly country. He wanted to be in his smelly country in his shitty city playing for a team not run by leGM
well at least he won them a chip, if leafs hate him after that then they're just a bunch of ungrateful fucks
But they are
I truly believe the warriors are going back to the finals
Is this the most autistic general on /spuh/
It amazes me the metoo movement hasn’t gotten EDP the fuck up outta here
The man literally says fuck gays weekly at this point
When games arent on we dont know what to do.
he's already cancelled for shooting a dog
Bro he has not miss a beat
He uploads 15 sec vids and they get over 100k views
it's happening guys
based and juicepilled
youtube.com
I will WE post until the day I leave these threads
based
>Type "rachel nichols" into Youtube searchbar
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
>These are some of the 1st few results
Is it kino?
>rachel nichols cleavage ultimate fap tribute
of all the women alive and you choose this
baka nigra
I love her too but anons here get mad us posting her so only once in awhile
because shes entry level trash
god DAMN Iggy has some big lips
>entry level
I don’t know if you guys are memeing but Rachel Nichols is not attractive in anyway.
She literally has the physique of a Subaru hatchback
>entry level
Bros I literally saw ted bundys daughter at the gas station.
you guys still have hope for the future. hornets fans have NOTHING
did you ask for an autograph?
I think he can be useful to teams, if for nothing other than absurd rebounding and blocks, like an even more specialized Drummond. In any case I really hope he stays in the league --he seems cool and is pretty fun to watch
>implying some whore on a sports show isn't entry level
I literally don’t know what entry level even means
anfernee simons out of portland is looking real good, young player to watch next year
Read it out loud dumbass. You can guess if you have 2 brain cells.
bitch might as well be on basic cable you poor fucks
first take needs to replace molly with lavar
we all know why she's there, eye candy and shit, but adding lavar or something would make it 10x funnier
can this anti-rachel nichols incel stop samefagging
>I literally don’t know what entry level even means
earlier right before his game I said he's gonna be MIP and then he went 5/5 from three in the first quarter. I know it's memeing but still lol
KAAAAATE HAVE MY FUCKING CHILDREN PLEASE
It doesn't make sense describing a person
Kuz still hitting that though
yes it does in this context you retard
what, is the person "kanye west" not entry level?
this, they use this shit to rate animes or movies lol
I don't care enough to Google it, but when I was in line at the grocery store this afternoon one of the magazines' cover stories was that she got knocked up and he's leaving her
fuck off, don't insult kanye like that.
you could say his music or fashion or whatever is but not the person, that sounds fucking stupid
well obviously in context the guy is saying rachel nichols is entry level fap material you obstinate pinecone
i'm a huge kanye fan, i'm just saying.
it's the devil trips speaking, just ignore
typical for america
if you check my trips you agree with me
skieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuup
I still fucking hate Michael Jordan and Mitch Kupchak. Why can't we have nice things?
Kawhi Leonard
Ah yes, the man WE GON GET
WE GON GET DANNY GREEN
DANNY FUCKING GREEN BROS
NBA CHAMPION
it's the only one I browse but yes, I can almost guarantee it
Spiderman 2 >= Spiderman 1 > Spiderman 3 >> Homecoming >>>> Amazing Spiderman >>> that fuckshit i didn't watch
this. I hope to god you guys are joking
Good man
Why yes, I do think the Lakers have tremendous depth in their 2019 - 2020 lineup!
rachel nichols? nah, give me that 2ktv girl
rachel nichols is fine as shit ya'll white boys crazy
how the fuck can the vector j equal scalar y? you can't make an equality comparison on the two m Delete this image and never post it again
we gon get him bros
dudes arguing over leftover pieces of baloney while Joy Taylor is on the table
>fat
>flat
holy brainlet.
based
W'G'G'Kuh
>2ktv girl
Yeah boi
>all this WE GOT GET KAWHI spam
>no HE GON STAY spam
I have a feeling this is /nba/'s irrational hatred of LeBron at work again
don't >> me
>3D women
good taste
basic white girl you can find at your local starbucks
Yeah man its intentional.
>first derivative of 2x^3 is (2x)^3 and not 6x^2
if you don't hate lebron, you don't really love him
prove me wrong. there are no lines around vector j to indicate that the magnitude is equal to y
Lakerbros, we all know who the true hottest girl in basketball is.
gon gon gon gon get get get get
just popped a boner
1v1: Jordan is the GOAT
5v5: Lebron is the GOAT
The 90s and current nba are completely different. They need to be split into different categories.
>thinking he's solving for it and not declaring it
feel real good about my LAKERS
we DONT NEED kawhi
Good thing her dad had good taste in escorts cause his troll face does not match her face.
y would have to have an arrow over the top to denote that it's a vector as well to be consistent
kawhi goo goo geett
stop counting anything pre-warriors
not if he was writing very quickly
The Lakers are a solid team front to back. Only team that can realistically compete with them are the Clippers for a title, and the Lakers have a bit more firepower. I'm really looking forward to contending while the haters are forced to wipe their smiles off their faces and go back to hating us cuz they ain't us.
indeed
interestingly they get it right up and to the right of the original equation
how can you just assume that he's declaring y when that's only even possible given that it is written incorrectly (which was my point anyway)
...
>declaring it
highly unlikely
Convince me why I should post in either thread.
And dont use logic as im a very emotional person
