Official MLB All Star Game Gamethread 2019 #3: WORLD SERIES RING EDITION

should be thread 4. but okay.

digits confirm AL wins

>27th
oh nonononono

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>33 pitches

what the FUCK is Francona thinking

Post a ring from this century OP, if the yankees can do it then so can you

JAMES MC MOTHERFUCKING CAN!

Torres only making the game interesting, since Scary Gary scored a run earlier.

Brantley drove in the first run.

>Mexicans in charge of counting

If the Dodgers lose the World Series, its because ____

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>francona
what?

Sorry sir

Who is the John Rocker of todays MLB?

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>fielding percentage
Go to bed grandpa

Manlet and His Crew

anime

Apologize Yankee haters

>kershit

>PHAILIES ONLY REP IS A CATCHER HITTING .270

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Hader

Yeah, Gary hit a double and scored a run

Also, Gleb as fuck Torres

Alright since the game is wrapping up and a lot of the rude shitposters are gone, i think i can finally ask this question:

I joined a 25+ mens hardball league recently, and they do a draft before every game to switch teams around.
Problem is i get picked last every time.

Im batting .240, but my OBP is around .400 (i work counts well), and im a great fielder. Im 5'4, really fast, and have, as they say, high baseball iq.
Why wont they pick me, guys?

What is wrong with me? Arent my stats decent for beer league?

>Implying a suicide bomber run to eliminate your division rivals in the playoffs isn't worth it.
Also 2016.

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Im feelin a walkoff boys

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GLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBBY

pilates boy

whitley

Dave Roberts went with the next pitcher in the rotation instead of the pitcher that's playing well in game 7

>What am I supposed to do now?
>OH SHIT THROW TO FIRST

unfortunately nobody is as based as this man in today's nu mlb

AJ Minter b/c he can't throw a strike. Josh Hader b/c he hates niggers

>ynr remember Carlos Martinez' Twitter feed consisting entirely of hundreds of porn links

Why the fuck are the Marlins still a team? Are they designed to give the Yankees and Dodgers free wins?

Who /OOTP/?

Shoo shoo retarded nazi frog

Dodgers Pitching vs Yankees Fielding, Who wins? I say the astros

>AL is the home team
what did he mean by this

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tiddies

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no just to give them free players

Please don't DP Abreu

Will Chapmeme close?

>When are you retiring Blackmon?

You wanna wrestle bud? I aint goin nowhere til we settle this in the ring

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>beard
More bacteria than a crotch.

welp

Jesus Christ, Joe Buck is a fucking retard

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>abroooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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>abroo

nuts

Nice

Fucking fuck

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did anyone forget that he CHOKED his girlfriend then fired eight shots from a GUN?

Rather than giving this guy millions of dollars to throw a ball he should be in jail like the psychopath he is. I've been a Yankee fan my whole life but I'm very disappointed to see them acquire him. There are things bigger than the game and I cannot root for the Yankees if they condone this.

The Dodgers made a smart and ethical decision in passing him up. It hurts me to do, but I have thrown out all my Yankee gear and decided to become a Red Sox or Mets fan (whichever one does better this year)

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Ah fuck
>chapmeme to close
AH FUCKING SHIT

I raise

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This reminded me of The Best Dan Sports Show Period.

>Rhiannon
FOX's music selection is drunk

Also 3rd most err- KEK MEMEINERS KEK

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>Blackmon signs 6 year extension
>Joe Buck: "So you ready to retire bro?"

Abreu is an Alexei regen, is Cuban, hits homeruns, can’t get on base

These in-game interviews are pretty cool, except for the fact that Joe Buck is a massive faggot

as a whos fan, Abreu is garbage. eloy should have made it

I'd watch this series if it had visible nipples

Why does it have to be the Yankees to blow this? Why fucking Chapmeme? Cora, you forgetting how Devers hit a 100+ MPH pitch from him for a home run?

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>team leading 21 homers 62 rbis
>garbage

>Actually managing to get arrested in Grovetucky
Shit, that takes some doing

Lion King is going to age like shit in 5 years

she deserved it

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The new lion king look bad

Errors are meaningless. A decently fast outfielder who almost reaches a ball and has it bounce off the tip of his glove is penalized while a slow outfielder who is ten feet short of the ball when it lands isn't given shit

I'm trying my best, okay? Give me a break.

>CGI Lion King remake
why does this exist

way to denounce your only good player during the rebuild to show that you just started watching them this year

>le home run or strike out man that's going to be destroyed in his sophomore season when the league figures him out.
Really faggot?

What if she has inverted nipples?

Who's responsible for the NL losing the ASG?

based

>using rbi in 2019

la creatura...

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New Lion King is not money.

Hey Rags see you this thursday, Everyone else i guess you have to wait til friday

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We're chanting raji davis

Look at the size of those god damned diamonds

NON YANKEES FANS:

Go get your deoderant NOW
Chapman will make you panic sweat this entire inning. Prepare.

this year they are (barely) watchable, can't blame me for missing the whole 'rebuild' garbage that they put on for a decade

"He can light up a radar gun"

And a real one too

>94124908
Why do illies fans like nazis so much?
And why are their players so shit?

why didn't the Phillies send someone who's playing well?

>lead off guy strikes out
So far, so good

>5’4
There’s your problem m8y

The fuck was that Blackmon mic up. Ask fun easy questions, not "Hey how long you got left old man" and "Doesn't your wife hate your beard"

An error indicates a player gained a base, dumbass. Learn a little baseball before you try to be a metrics-meming fuckstick.

Oh fuck ChadMan

SOMEBODY POST THE PASTA AND START GETTING HIM SWEATY

>x is meaningless because my cherry picked example says so

kek

dave roberts

He was based on Survivor too then someone recognized him and told everyone to vote him out because he was a racist...wtf

Bedtime for me, gg boys

work at 5am

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The manager for letting that Gnats reliever throw a meatball to Gallo.

kek

Muncy bout to do work

aight.

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So where's Hader?

you know that's cubic zirconia. if that was real it would be some insanity level shit pricetag.

Whats wrong with being 5'4

X is meaningless because it penalizes a very slim portion of the possible outcomes that are actually negative to the player's team

Tick tock

it's almost time for number 7 :)

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GO YAKS

Imagine striking out against Aroldis Shatman

Nah, Dodgers going into mid season slump.

>I'll take "posts that aged poorly" for $200, Alex

THIS IS WHERE AMAZING HAPPENS!

...but nobody is clapping for CC

More like Number 3

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see

Lol west coaster dictating our play times. I'm not gettin home from Cleveland till 1

based cc

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Is Dan Haren not gonna pitch tonight?

sabathia is a fat faggot

yankees are unbeatable this year

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These “fans” acted like they didn’t even know who he was

did CC just randomly walk across the field or was that from earlier?

yeah you can be blamed for that, kys

If only Schwarber in an all star, he'd have hit 2 home runs and the NL would be leading 5-4

Underrated post.

youtube.com/watch?v=J2bpQUAnQWg
Still not sure how the Sox got the better of Chapman

Does Chapman still have plate in his head?

Based

Can we (AL Chads) play another team next year? Maybe the World All Stars or something? This is boring.

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Kay getting a fucking shout out. Jesus christ.

just now

he hasnt played for the since 2007. Never won a thing there. Who gives a fuck

but who's gut would win, cc or bartolo?

sniff for the AL

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They literally didn't let Means pitch an inning. Fuck this bullshit

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>Boors choke
>Again
Just give the the Cubs the Central

Not sure why Joe Buck thinks Cleveland cares about a guy who singlehandedly choked away the 2007 ALCS like it was a bucket of ribs

AMERICAN LEAGUE WIN. THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. AMERICAN LEAGUE. WIN!

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lel
"gg" Nlel

>NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL >NL

NL fucking sucks lmao

lol who is that

fuck

gg AL.

CHAPMAN HATERS BTFO

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this so hard!!!!!!!!!!!!

PIIIIIIIIINGAAAAAAA

AND DIS GAME IS OVAH

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JOEY GALLIE WON ALL STAR GAME MVP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GAME WINNING HOME RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They playin cleveland rocks

AL WINS!

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American League winning? Maybe next year

PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Why does the NL even try to compete? Fucking state of their """"""""""true"""""""""" baseball

the absolute state of the NL
>mfw

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WINNAH
Good game NL

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AL WINNAH

GG NL

based gio and mccann
>abroo

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Who gets the loss?

>not a single Android phone
Such chads

>Kershaw L

Nice pitching Doyers

>kershit gets the loss
LMAO

Tanaka winning pitcher
Chapman save

Apologize

START SPREADIN THE NEW

AL Wins Again.

Post your reaction when the AL has won for the 7th straight year.

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>LP: C. Kershaw
>LP: C. Kershaw
>LP: C. Kershaw
>LP: C. Kershaw
>LP: C. Kershaw
>LP: C. Kershaw

CITO SUCKS

See you in the World Series, Dodgers. Let's make it 3

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What did he mean by this

This will probably be Tanaka's last win of the season too.

>LP: C. Kershaw
oh no no no

WHERE ARE MY /AL/PHAS AT

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Don't blame the Dodgers. We were the reason the NL got 3 runs

I like Shortstop better then Whataburger.

>losing pitcher kershaw
kek

They're just making a reference to the time the Orioles had the best pitcher in baseball and decided not to use him in a one game playoff.

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Bros point in the standings where this loss matters for Kershaw

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Yea Forumsstros here yes we exposed kershit again

For me nothing, but when playing sports people tend to pick the taller guys ooor maybe you're just an asshole and no one likes you

WP: Tanaka
SV: Chapman
You're welcome, AL.

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Are the Dodgers in the NL faggot?

>kershit
>broors hitters

fuck the al

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Bieber getting mvp for striking our the side

>NL haven't won an All-Star game in 7 years
>Yankees haven't won a World Series in 10
lmfao

NIce to see Gio and McCann doing well. Abreu always looks so nervous during the all star games hes been in so it doesn't surprise me.

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*points to "non-regular season" standings*

How is brantley the MVP and not fucking Gallo?

No wonder NL pitchers have it easier, lol. Nobody there can fucking hit the ball

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you think dever watch his brother at home

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Astros winning again?

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>B-BUT MUH TRUE BASEBALL
fucking faggot camp league. get rid of the pitcher batting, damnit. shit is garbage

raffy is a beast and would have repped the Sox if third base wasn't so stacked this year

S E E T H I N G

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Reminder NLbabbys cried to Manfred to make the All-Star game irrelevant since they lose every year.

we didnt even get the opportunity to blow it

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reminder that the AL hasn't truly won since schwarber wasn't in the lineup. If schwarber was there it would've been 7-4 NL

thank you /AL/phas, as an Angels fan, its always nice to know I have a guarenteed win at least once a year.

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So the final score was 4-3 with only 2 home runs.
And people still think the ball is juiced. Are conspiritards just mentally ill?

it was also pitched by the most elite pitchers in the game you autist

Kershaw adds yet another entry

Here's to another World Series /AL/ Bros

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No problem, man. Now go win the pennant so my dad will come home.

t. conspiritard reaching for excuses

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Called it. Beiber

beat manfred to death with that fucking award

Gallo robbed

>Pitcher wins MVP
>Gets a bat trophy

He called it

...did bieber even get a hit lmao wtf

i still never got what it even had to do with hitting. unless juicing slows down time to make you better on the plate.

How bad must it have been to have a name like Bieber

because you can definitely decide this based on one game where the best pitchers in each league pitch as opposed to the 1200+ already played this year
idiot

why is there a car on the field

they also may have used non juiced balls this game. Manfred said that shit will vary season to season. they prob used the 2019 standars juice balls tn tho

bieber gets it as a prize

Gallie robbed

I'm tired of people always saying MUH JUICED BALLS but tonight finally shut them up.

because thats how we roll on the lake coast
lake erie bois rise up!

good call

What did he do?

Who was the least valuable player of the ASG?

It plays a better SS than your SS.

>but tonight finally shut them up.
>1 off game proves the data and literal MLB players who feel a difference wrong.
wow this better be a troll

>american league pitcher gets a crystal BAT as a trophy
cringe

Doyers

Kershaw or Hand

trout

Hand, anyone in a dodger uniform

Chapman also struck out the side in a 1 run game in the bottom of the 9th. Who the fuck even cares about some twink named Bieber.

>24 years old
>ASG MVP

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>Tfw Reds fan
Thanks bro, you're alright.

why does the nl lose every year what is their problem

Yanks are going to the series!

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>yfw manfred instructed for the juiced balls to not be put into play today because yesterday already had people raising suspicion

What if it was filled with alcohol?

>actually thinking the NL had a chance

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based

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Never let Dave Roberts manage another team......someone tell that to the dodgers

What would you give to make your team as consistent as the dodgers?

>yfw they juiced all the pitchers arms

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how can I seethe when the rule will be enforced like the rest of the world? you're time is up

Shiiiit

If you just sit there any compare yourself to other people your age and not do anything to better yourself, you deserve it.

Do something about it and git gud. Start with something small and doable, and go from there. Build upon it.

GIVE IT TO GALLO COWARDS

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Hey Theo! Want to buy some magic beans?

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Nothing, because I don't want my team to be consistent WS losers.

never understood these charts, what the hell is their point?

Hand

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SEETHING YAKS

doyer cope. Twas Kershaw. Hand was also bad, but Kershits gets the L:

its a cope chart

He's right though

>you live to see NGE end in your lifetime
fucking finally

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>Rockies hit a solo shot and get a run in
>DODGERS DID IT ALL

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>hit the game winning run
>don't win mvp
but pitchers always strike out players desu

oh yeah 4.0 was just re announced wasn't it.

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16 NL strikeouts LMAO

Tatis and renfroe should of made the team

as much as i would have liked to see them there and do think tatis should have been there, they would have gotten utterly annihilated by the AL pitchers.

sneed

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