/cric/

das ist die post

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For me, it’s the TDI

Pretty funny you were all laughing when you were top of the table and praising the rain for free points.
Nek minute you're out of the cup, an absolute shame considering the pedigree of batsmen Kane is.
If I could describe NZ's world cup campaign it would have to be one word
JUST

India could only remove one of our openers in the first over, and they've only been able to take 5 wickets.

India are absolute garbage. The winner of the other semi will win the final and it wont even be close.

Please tell me there is a webm of that long shot zooming into Guptill in the stands after he got out

instant classic

i don't remember anybody praising rain for free points, the mood at the time was that they avoided us as much as we avoided them. paki revisionism turned that game into free points for nz.

lot of free points lad, easy games to start, lot of boasting and dreams of winning the cup.
Then suddenly you all jump ship because you're playing India?
Very very shameful supporter base to be quite honest.

Struggling to see anything negative in what you're saying

Big reason you're out of the cup lad.
See you in 4 years.

>you're out of the cup
I was never in the cup. And NZ is playing later today so I think they're still in it

I haven't jumped ship, I've been saying this whole time we have done a fair enough job with the bat and I think we do have it in us to bring it home, we're on the back foot though and I have noticed a shameful amount of casuals saying things like "pakistan would've at least put up a fight". that's blackcaps casuals in a nutshell really. I'm literally always optimistic with our team, they're not anywhere near as useless as people like to say they are.

Guptill is useless though

you now remember Patrick Patterson
x

They went from table-topping to losing 3 matches in a row and still got through the semis

>medal rounds rained out
>finals rained out
>trophy is shared
Nice “sport,” retards. You shitskin thirdies are an embarrassment. Get the fuck off of my board. /hoc/ runs this bitch

*farts*

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imagine the smell

he fell out of form but he's not useless, he was our best batsman last world cup along with bmac and he's one of the major reasons we went into this world cup with any hope at all. I guess it's just sport in general, but I hate how people turn on our players so fast and forget how much they've done. now munro on the other hand, he should be kept out of the odi side from now because he is useless, he's a T20 player.

>I hate how people turn on our players so fast and forget how much they've done
based true supporter

what happened to Boult? He was lethal last world cup and looked like every ball he bowled was a potential wicket.
The swing and bounce he was generating last world cup was scary and he was easily up there with Ruiz and Starc

*riaz

hes still our most consistently good bowler

the rest was bowling at home + shane bond coaching

>off of
Based ESL brainlet

heraldsun.com.au/sport/cricket/australia-set-to-axe-glenn-maxwell-amid-multiple-semifinal-changes/news-story/027cbf0b1d5e4a7234d8dc12f410dfed

he's had some great spells this wc but I think in general not having an equally dangerous new ball partner has hurt (southee was great last time) so in general batsmen have more or less just been seeing him off, he hasn't had much pressure to work with at all. he's also been brought back into the attack earlier on more occasions to salvage the run rate when defending totals.

[spoiler] how do I get around paywalls lad [/spoiler]

Yeah mate I look forward to guptill being selected for the next 3 world cups. Can't forget all he's done for us

I am trying to watch your weird sport, but I have not figured out exactly how yet.

Any streams?

>Southee and Boult
terrifying lad, would have been unreal to have them both playing in all games.

Yeah mate *pisses in your monkey faggot mouth*

just stick to the wogball and mma.
Dont really need Brazilians setting off flares and throwing chairs around stadiums lad.

he's been dropped from the side so many times and had to earn his spot back, so it's not as if he's just a shoo in. he deserves to be in the team on merit, it's just not been a good tournament for him and it happens.

it worked when i followed the link from twitter
see if it is in the top news here twitter.com/search?q=Maxwell&src=tyah

May as well get Southee in there too. Heard he had a pretty good 2015

There are thousands of examples of “off of” in the Corpus of Contemporary American English, not just in spoken English, but in magazines, newspapers, and academic journals as well. “Off of” is well-established as standard in American English. Plain “off” may be stylistically preferable in many cases, but it is simply not a rule of English grammar that if a word could be removed it must be removed. Some people seem to think that such a rule exists. It does not.

Nigger.

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cringe

cheers lad worked
>Smith at number 3
based

think I literally just pointed out his situation is different from southees, who has been protected since 2015

don't mind these Kiwis and Australians la, they are bit of a drama queen. they THINK that they are having some cerebral discussion on cricket all the while it's just run of the mill bull plop ( if that)
also, notice how they have chosen to ignore posters from my country? they are just fragile touch-me-nots who just can't take any banter while they themselves go to town on beating us down with their innane chatter
stick around, I will fill you in with my antipoodean observations David Attenborough style as they run amok on this general x

>butchered English is standard
Very nice

cope

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You seem upset.

>LE GOBE XDDDXD

Indeed, my fellow. They are very strange creatures in what concerns this peculiar sport. I am not surprised, in particular, that it has not been successful here. The game is confusing, the score is confusing, the rating is confusing, and the simplest conversation on the topic becomes confusing. I understand, in a way, why become skittish about it. The simplest talk about throwing a ball at wooden sticks becomes a visceral argument - without much sense, of course.

reckon the feud with wade and maxwell is making selection a one or the other scenario

t. Low IQ

Go throw some monkey poo

Game starts in 6 hours

i hope the lad sticks around for 6 hours to watch rain fall on a cricket ground

so true

NZ were tipped as genuine contenders for the world cup at that stage and we're just off absolutely rolling India for score in the ball park of 150 in the warmups

Shane Bond quit as the bowling coach. The entire NZ bowling attack had a sudden and sharp decline once he left. Boult stayed good though while others like Southee turned into shitters.

hope it's Wade

boult hasnt been bad this world cup though. hes just been overshadowed by ferg who has been one of the better bowlers of the entire tourney

our bowling isnt the issue anyway

Google the current bowling coach for a laugh and pls no bully.

bro it is shakib

Imagine a Fleming-Vettori-Bond coaching staff

make beefcake mcmillan the bowling coach

pakistan deserve to be in the semis.

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What’s Graham Henry up to?

*imagines*

imagine if shakib played for australia

Thank your "countryman" [REDACTED].

*Has a negative NRR*

>pakis living in the past
Move on

He would never be picked. He probably wouldn't be coached at high School level Because Australians are racist

better than Dimitri Macherwhatever

just need to blast 80 runs in 4 overs lads and we're right in this

rules 1-3

Need to get santGOD out there to save us

who was in when they stopped play?

Taylor and Latham

a Mark Chapman selection would turn this tournament on its head

who are you talking about you dumb fuck. we're all still here. fuck I hope you lose to England

so can expect a solid 20 runs for the remaining 4ov then

HAAAAAAAA

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why do the poos have a 17-man squad? I thought it was limited to 15

Dhawan and Shankar have been replaced due to injury

fair enough then.
we should've "injured" Guptill and Munro

Who would replace them?

so true

Me and shitspouter

Based

so true

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> No luck on tinder
> Go on grindr for shits and giggles
> get a million horny blokes messaging me
might just go gay desu

You won't regret it. Good way to make money if you've got a good ass.

STATSGOD

Blundell

just woke up lads

grim

Pumpkin and leek soup on the cards.

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got $48 back in my tax return lads
planning a big night out

>stove shit will never be in one of these pictures
feels good man

They call you Unibreakbro

as I said in the previous thread, I've got the whole month off before semester 2 starts.
Honestly didn't find fluid mechanics or solid mechanics too difficult. Didn't take thermo as I'm a CivE so I can't speak to that

for me it's my first day back on the 22nd of july

For me, it's Week 6

for me it's not turning up to the first week anyways because no tutes/practicals are running and lectures are recorded

this is the post

feel a bit sorry for the lecturers though because I know they hate lecturing when barely any people turn up. I try and put my tutes on all different days so it forces me to go, even though I have a 70 minute commute each way

Anyone wanna stick their keys in my pitch?

I'm so fucking alone lads.

Have you tried being better looking? It helps tremendously.

Just write that you’re a homeowner in your tinder bio and watch the women flock to you.

katsu chicken sushi for lunch

you'll always have your omnipresent friend sebbesity

Couldn't deal with the shit my mates would give me if they ever saw it

What's wrong with your house?

>letting your mates use your tinder
bro that's pretty gay

It's too big and luxurious. They'll think I'm a rich capitalist poof

>out for beers with mates
>the WAGS of the group take over my tinder
>they have a girl join us inside 30 mins
The female mind is a mysterious beast lads

iktb

*buys out all their contracts for 10 years to coach IPL*

>Vettori

lol isnt that the nerd who wears glasses

No that’s Santner

im gonna make a new thread for the semi match today

make threads for your own semi you shitter, we need a BSK thread

Shall be posting there

I HOPE YOU KNOW
I HOPE YOU KNOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Sounds like this thread is about to get extremely based and handsome.

yeah I just opened it mate

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its almost ready
just putting the final touches to it now

spag bog

WHERE'D YOU GO?

hope we do get a result here boys. won't be too sore about getting knocked out due to rain but it'd still be frustrating/disappointing since I think we can still pull this off.

Want the 20 overs reduced innings tbqh

it's not popular anywhere, only brits, kiwis and ozzies watch that boring shit

Alexa, what's the weather in Manchester like?

youtube.com/watch?v=IESAMMv6VcY
youtube.com/watch?v=j-xs9buVEyA

They did a good job with these highlight reels.

had a look on twitter during the rain delay and the indian supporters are so clueless. they were all asking why india would have to chase 146 instead of 72 since that's where we were at 20 overs.

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who is this man?

Disgusting

>each captain not wearing the kit from that world cup

missed a trick there i rkn

Me AMA

more cazz than /cric/ s m h

yeah that's poor 2bh

India win this easily but I'll still watch and support the lads

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Siri. calculate the probability of Martin Guptill committing pooicide.

Wonder if Laura will leave him.

is michael jordan the cricket goat

might just be becoming a boomer but I feel as though there was something more likeable about teams from the 2000's. I could name ponting's whole team just like I can name the aus/nz/sa rugby teams the english/brazilian football teams and the big premier league sides and every player was known in their own way. now it's like the teams are so much more patchy and fragile so there's only ever a couple of players you care about. kieran reid has been captain of the AB's for years now and he's still a who to me.

icc should resell the ground out for today

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saying that they probably did for the cooperate becus they played more than enough overs yesterday

Don't give them any ideas

goats are farm animals. you are a tree dwelling animal

is shaving your chest gay

Not sure how fair it is to have teams batting on different days in different conditions.

A full strength attention seeking ape

farcial

Yes, but so is having a hairy chest.

when the fuck are the games starting lads i'm bored

yeah i feel like having a hairy chest is gayer

result would've been the same regardless

We've got no chance to win this.

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>mom I posted it again

Tonight I shall be dining on indian tears

who's this dude

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

disgusting.

only saw one curry in the thread last night. they gonna pull the classic crawl in once the victory is assured trick?

They're cowards no matter the situation

I hope NZ bowls the curries out so they can be their typical fairweather selves and leave the thread. Whenever they post here, the quality dips hard.

what's so bad about them

Dumb monkey loser

They occasionally beat Australia in cricket.

who's the best team in cricket lad

Pakistan.

indians struggle to talk shit at the best of times as they are still psychologically our property. if you visit indiachan, you'll see what I mean. they all speak in english and try to use our memes, it's all just sad imitation. anything more than "oh no no no" is frightening to them. only time you'll really see a lot of them is when they argue about how the Gubdudeep people are not true Poojipoopans.

lol wtf, fucking Pakistan? i thought it was Australia or England

He's just kidding, it's New Zealand

what about South Africa

Current best teams ranked:
1. India
2. Australia
3. England
4. Pakistan
5. New Zealand
6. Bangladesh
7. South Africa
8. West Indies
9. Afghanistan

Imad my son

fakhar zaman my son

have a feeling this type of post may come back up bite us.
soon.

thank you lad

I also hope NZ bowls the curries out. for different reasons I think.

Imad?
more like I'mmad
Haha

I am actually though.

bro it is shakib

cone and some stranger tings before cricky on the cards lads

Explain this meme to me

>England
constantly either the best team in the world or not far from it, always choke at big events.
>India
almost unbeatable at home, but they don't travel as well as they should.
>Australia
the best team in the world, a lot of scandals with cheating and dirty playing so they're kind of hated.
>New Zealand
meme underdog team, we have probably the best batsman in the world and he carries us.
>Pakistan
objectively the 5th best team in cricket right now. can beat anyone if they get their shit together but can also lose to anyone as their shit is often not together.
>South Africa
traditionally one of the best and most exciting teams, they have a habit of choking at world cups though. there's a quota system that limits teams to 5 white players now so they're dying.

For me, it's my vape

here m8

*spoonfeeds you faeces instead*

heh

>stranger tings
literally a show for teenage white girls. why the fuck do you people watch this shit

Don't do drugs.

Mate...

Is this a t20 rankings?

i decided that i'll be rooting for Australia because their kit looks nice and they produced Margot Robbie and Cate Blanchett

What is a cone anyway? I mean, I know it's related to weed, but how is it different from, say, a bong or a joint?

>objectively the 5th best team in cricket right now
Kek

Current t20 rankings:
1. Pakistan
2. England
3. West Indies
4. India
5. New Zealand
6. Australia
7. South Africa
8. Sri Lanka
9. Bangladesh
10. West Indies

it's too late. I've done them.

a cone is to weed as 1 bottle is to beer

they're a lot of fun :3 I support them whenever they're not playing us

tCazz ranking I think

>a lot of scandals with cheating
Besides the obvious one, what are some of the others?

Seems like your other rankings are a bit off.

Bullying New Zealand

you inject the contents of one "tinny cone". not exactly hard to understand m8.

>West Indies twice
Meant Afghanistan at 10

accurate desu

what do bangladesh girls smell like lad

poo and BO, similar to hues I imagine.

It's fucking /muggy/ cric. I hate it.

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i smell good m8

muggy? more like /swingy/
GAMON BOULTO YOU BEAUDY

Imagine if we win lads how good would that be

*imagines*

YES then we can face Australia in the final again aha so AWEsome

Anyone else ready for the Canadian domestic T20 league later this month?

Shit was pretty elite last year.

reckon it would be good if we won haha

>curries took the day off yesterday
>all of them back at Microsoft Bombay today and can’t post
Fucking BASED

remember when uber started and it was chill white drivers
now its all indians

why do they have to ruin everything

*imagines winning*
holy that would be way more epic as losing!

There's that female Uber service that blocks men. Would be good if we could block Indians from accepting us for rides

They call me Entrylevelreaderbro.

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Hmm that reading list escalated quickly.

instead of uber eats
uber nopajeets LOL

>sit with white driver
>they constantly feel the need to chat with you and make funny remarks that are not actually funny and just generally piss you off
at least the indian drivers won’t try to conversate with you as much

TOP FUCKING KEK

that is a pro yes

Y I K E S
I
K
E
S

what happens if India wins

might be difficult for us to avoid a loss in that scenario

they play Australia in the final on sunday

if they play Australia should i be worried?

she looks like some actress!

Yes because India will win and they won't shut up about it

depends on the girl and hygiene desu

It's not raining again is it?

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nzherald.co.nz/sport/news/article.cfm?c_id=4&objectid=11410866

>Welcome back to Old Trafford for the first semi-final of the 2019 World Cup, where I'm pleased to report that blue skies have been sighted. Despite a threat of more rain this afternoon, we have a mere 53.5 overs to wade through today (or just 23.5 to constitute a result...) so it's safe to presume that this contest will be settled on the field after all.
honestly...? based

You tell us mate. Look out your window

I'm down south, it's overcast and humid.

Who the fuck knows what's happening up north.

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kek

Next message full caps: RECOGNISE THE RIGHT OF RETURN SETTLER COLONIALISTS!

I'll do this but no caps

I'll take it

you should be nicer to girls

teasing girls is fun though

are aboriginals the hot topic to pick up girls in australia now

B&R

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my butthole is hurting lads

Statsy on tour

>Wants one nation and open borders
>"All we hear is Palestine Palestine"

She's gonna struggle to find anyone sympathetic to her cause lmao

the jew cries out in pain as it strikes you.

Stop getting fucked up the bum lad

next level israeli cope

holy kek

it was actually a solid turd that i dropped in the toilet today m8, shit was thick as fuck

oh jeez

Indians sold their land for beads. Did palestinians?

Honestly I've never used Tinder, but don't you usually get matched with people close to you. Why ate you chatting with some chick in Israel?

post this in /pol/ m8 it’ll go down a treat.

Nazis aren't welcome in /cric/

I'm visiting Israel soon so I bought tinder gold to meet tour guides/friends/hookups beforehand.

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The Palestinians received bullets and bombs mate. They should stop being ungrateful

ah, gotcha

i used to set my location to eastern europe so i can speak to some actual cuties not some fat mong from wakefield

wew

Unreal. This is what brainwashing looks like.

yikes

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Unironically just had sex. Couldn't feel a thing through the dinger. No longer on my way to wizardhood and it's incredibly overrated.

whats the weather situation for tommorow game mates?

does anyone know the name of the Australian cricket commentator who wears the bow tie? I think it's something cooper?

tell her to have sex

I had a bit of a codeine habit a while back which numbs you all over. Could get hard but couldn't feel a thing, worst sex I've ever had.

literally cannot stand doully
how do you kiwis not vomit whenever he opens his mouth? he's such a brainlet.

HOWLING

Alri zachyr

Congrats bro. How old are you?

Origin 3 tonight, big deciding game of the series. Please watch our sport. Search the catalogue for '/nrl/', our general is thoughtfully curated and expertly moderated, watch the game and also enjoy insightful commentary from the well-informed /nrl/ community. Hope to see you soon.

Too old m8.

>Ross Taylor is in the form of his career
Yikes

No.

>9.34am Of course, there's another semi-final looming large, down at Edgbaston on Thursday
Semi-final looms.

it's not overrated cunt it's just something you need to do and people pressure you to do it

why do people have dining tables when you can just eat at your desk?

>/nrlel/
LMAO SHAN'T

The NRL fan cries out in pain as interest in his competition dies in July

This is what I do tbqh.

>nightshit

this is the post

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What exact wording?

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Lost mine at 24 lad, shagged 8 since then. Is what it is

kek

Don't shit(post) where you eat
Don't eat where you shit(post)

come on poo peeland please btfo the poos

Until you learn how to fuck it's pretty shit lel.

what am I supposed to do while eating if not shitpost? just stare into space?

Good luck kiwi bros :o)

Day 3 of no fap. I'm struggling to get an erection. Is this normal?

Twerk m8

in awe of the size of this lad

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queer cunt

kek

god he'a a piece of shit

getting Eastlake vibes

lolno

Yeah Sanjays a cunt

Someone needs to karate chop Hasha Bogle in the throat.

For me, its the stream being offline with 15 minutes to go

I was talking about that faggot in the hi vis in the stands, does he think he's better than everyone else?

What’s the australian equivalent of Trademe for cars lads?

no early start wtf

fapped today after 11 days. feels bretty shit

For me, it's posting in /cric/ while getting occasional score updates online and doing more interesting things than watching cricket.

what happens if you keep fapping after you cum

Gumtree

Gumboot

that's what I did when I was 13 and first dicovered fapping. I didn't understand you were supposed to stop because it felt so good . used to orgasm like 50 times a fap sesh

Pavement

Just checked my UDLs and there's 30g of sugar in each can. Not sure how I feel about consuming 180g of sugar in one day

Disgusting

>UDL
Lad, you've got more issues than just the sugar.

you sound fat.

damn m8, doesn't it fuck your dick or something tho?

thanks lads gumboot.com.au is working a treat

going through my copecel phase

does rain loom?

Just get a haircut and buy some nice clothes

suns out.

'chabin bla, tisbeena minute innit! x

for me it's losing weight

can't decide which team i hate more

my porn addiction ruined sex for me

gone porn cold turkey for 2 weeks now

have new zealand ever not been the dark horse lads?

well you're an idiot then aren't you

I actually did that yesterday. been doing keto and now gonna do omad to try and looksmax. started praying and doing nofap but I failed nofap again

it's hard to not give up everytime I see my ugly mug

My dear bros.

turn down the racism a bit mate sheesh

My fellow fatcunts...

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MORE BLOCKS THAN A LEGO FACTORY

might have sex

hope you'll enjoy this
*bzzzzttttt*
*toot toot*
times 100 through the final lads.

>empty seats
India losing because of this

Score runs

this is the over

Business idea: Score more runs if you want to win

Stop coping, just improve for your sake and women will eventually follow (if you have money)
When you get to 30 some 7/10 Becky will settle for you brah :)

they say lose weight but they also say be yourself, and myself is a fat guy who loves pies so I don't know what to do

WALLOP IT

Anyone got a stream? >Reddit isn't pulling through and socolive is kill

How does one regrow their virginity?

Just got invited over to a girls house lads so sadly I won't be able to shitpost with you this evening

GONE

FUCK OFF

guns out

a tad expensive innit la x

*sniffs something*

good over but need some over the rope lads

Guests?

Finally, it's started.

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>choosing girls over cricket

dire

Big brain strategy: hit the ball to the boundary to score more runs

HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT SMITHY

should've punished that wtf

proud of you lad
don't discount the power of your consciousness
visualize what you want to become and believe that the steps you are taking will get you there
focused intent is truly half the battle

KEK

Big Brain Strategy: Take a run every ball

Kiwi batsmen might be birdbrained haha

Best method:
snew.notabug.io/r/InsectsEnthusiasts/
Check the comment section of the match and wait for the deleted comments to load. Advantage of learning to do it this way is this'll work for all matches and not just this one.

Nah, my Centrelink covers it.

Just me. Might let mum have a slice and some chips.

>india too unathletic to prevent every hit being a 2

kek

you now remember that NZ didn't score a single run until the 7th over

SCOAR SUM FUCKING TWOS

yes we did

>snew.notabug.io/r/InsectsEnthusiasts/

Cheers lad, appreciate it

You now remember that it has been 48 overs and India still haven't scored a run.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NONONONOONONONONONOON

KEK

>TAYLOR
>RUN OUT
PICK TWO

*runs you out*

I don’t like cricket.

SLOW
CUNT

GONE GOTTEM

BACK TO THE SHEEP STATION CUNT

insane throw from that angle tbf

All part of the plan to get santwallop out there

Twinkner

Based Poodeja

TIME

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It's a strategy to bring someone who will hit boundaries to the crease.

batting looking pretty simple. i'm thinking india knock these off in about 32 overs

Who cares

I'm sorry, which position are you in the XI lad?

Imagine not batting out the overs.

new cringeland

That would have been a six in Eden park

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fuck I hate poos

NEED Southee in this situation

Oh ahahahahaha

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Missed this to be honest lad

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*GASP

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LOOK AT DIS DOOD!!!!!

just hit the six lads

i don't understand anything lads, is New Zealand getting BTFO?

the jadeja show

Whack it Santgod

The soon to be eliminated from the world cup New Zealand

But what does Sanjay Manjrekar think about this?

Just pee lol

gonna go rob some dairies now.

the part timer tradies new zealand
the professional cricketing powerhouse india

pakis on smug watch

So what's the weather situation?

still don't rate jadeja
he is a clown

>cowardly curries crawl in

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i thought New Zealand was the best team

redpill me on NZs total
is this unironically enough?

SANTGOD

Pretty much
When's smoko cunt?

he's a shitter

this Brazilian seems a little obsessed with BSK’s lads. Wonder what landlocked state he’s really from?

dont know mate, perhaps search manchester weather on a search engine

rohit has to go within 5 overs

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GAMON

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one of you cunts literally said NZ is the best team

OH NONONONONONONONONONONONO

Matt Henry shill you here m8?

t. Manjrekar

just called work lads

What did Sanjay Manjrekar said about Jadeja that got him so mad at him?

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at least he went for it. did better than Guptill

grim end to the innings
grim start to the innings
grim middle of the innings
grim innings

HENSHIT

Either the pitch is fucked or were really that shit

sheesh should've stuck to singles only

*be’s off to bed*

el boulto to score 36 off the last over

>4 overs left
>Thinking we're not going to take risks

are they gonna do a short turnaround?

reminder this is simply efficient use of wickets in hand

cannot put into words how disgusting the action of jaspit bumrah really is
it's like the death of romance

El Boulto 6 time

New Zealand comeback when

based boult

BASED boult

hope Virat pulls one of these along with an extra smug picture of himself

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How tf New Memeland end up in the semis?

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jesus NZ is getting meme'd on

pakis

The table topping new zealand

cang help but feel this total is not very competitive

Why don't batsmen face the delivery while doing a handstand to ensure their legs are out of the line of the stumps, thereby removing one possible mode of dismissal?

a muscular and competitive 240
india on damage control watch

>239

hit a six

Hate to admit it, but this match would be 10x more exciting with pakis in it.

why even bother watching the second innings? this is why ODI is a poor format, the VAST majority of the time you know exactly who will win at the half way point if not earlier

Feed me more of your tears you subhuman subcontinentals.

>couldn't even bowl out poo peeland

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

INDIA ARE FINISHED

>India need 240 to win

reckon the kiwis have a sniff here

>7 in the last over
Based Bumrah

Agreed, India are done

India are psychologically cooked here lads

The dropping out of the table New Zealand

are they usually this trash? they're ranked like third in the rankings lol

Rain

Heard a rumour that Boult will be taking a hat trick today.

*sniffs*

something over here lads

*loses to 4 of the top 5 consecutively*

based new zilland

"240 is the most dangerous lead" - Donny Bradmahn

When is your semi final m8?

Is it his birthday?

How long is the changearound?

why aren't bowlers good at facing bowlers?

loving this butthurt Paki

Imagine that were bothered enough to care about what third world not in the semis countries think

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Lads

Based braindead poster.

dont know why you're laughing

>Australia is going to win the world cup again
How does one deal with Australian menace?

Based skateneet getting a tattoo.

reckon kiwis need 4 in the first 10 overs or it's ogre

love /cric/

love getting double digits to put a stamp on my statement of loving /cric/

india are literally twice as good as we are right now
they're the new supervillains of cricket, mark my words

;)

rain
>pakis get one point against shit lanka where they would've got two
>NZ gets one point against India where they would've got zero

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>losing yet another semi
What is New Zealand's goal here?

I had a birthday this year

per capita supremacy

cuz pakis can't into semis

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they always go down once they get a semi

based, i'm rooting for them

new

tend to agree. complete top order collapse.

Rain's Google history, it's bloody rain's Google history!
>can you please tell me when poo peeland are playing thank you

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The script says New Zealand need to lose 7 semifinals in a row to win the World Cup.