Official MLB All Star Game Gamethread 2019 #1

NL All Stars

1. Christian Yelich (L) LF
2. Javier Baez (R) SS
3. Freddie Freeman (L) 1B
4. Cody Bellinger (L) RF
5. Nolan Arenado (R) 3B
6. Josh Bell (S) DH
7. Willson Contreras (R) C
8. Ketel Marte (S) 2B
9. Ronald Acuna Jr. (R) CF


AL All Stars

1. George Springer (R) RF
2. DJ LeMahieu (R) 2B
3. Mike Trout (R) CF
4. Carlos Santana (S) 1B
5. J.D. Martinez (R) DH
6. Alex Bregman (R) 3B
7. Gary Sanchez (R) C
8. Michael Brantley (L) LF
9. Jorge Polanco (S) SS


as usual, the lineup will change during the game. LETS HAVE A GAME BOYO'S.

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first for best fans in baseball

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>for the cutest team in baseball

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How do you guys think the Dodger All Stars will do?

>Game start time 7:30
ahh so 8:30

All teams check in

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fuck. I never realized Max Scherzer has SHARINGAN

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World Series champion dodgers checkin in

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fuck. i didn't think of that. game time said 7:30 so i made thread. oh well, at least thread is here ahead of time.

Cringe

not at the bottom of the AL standings Royals checking in

my red sock would booty blast both these teams

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LETS GO METS

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alex

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That's the Dodgers butt girl actually.

ROLL CALL DODGERBROS WW@

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Why isn’t there more talk about the Dodgers?

Doyers checking in
Don't feed the troll lads

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/

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Is there a bigger crybaby in all of sports other than Verlander?

Acuna should be leading off

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wtf is this real

she's hispanic too, isn't she? goddamn

i can't tell if that's a trap or a chola. c'mon doyers, you guys have some of the hottest female fans. what are you doing.

This is, in fact, the Dodgers girl butt.

For me its the Angels and Tommy LaStella

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cubs fan here

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madison bumgarner

CC fatassia

>>>>>>>>>joe buck
i sleep

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go trout

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>cubs fan here
well hello there

this is a false statement

Dodgers lost the battle of the butts and their claim to butt girl

holy shit, i don't think i've ever seen that pic before. the whole time the bosox beach butt girl has been a shoop!?

i'll make a mets version off that one when i have time.

Do you guys believe Verlander’s juiced ball claims?

the ball is juiced you subversive shill

CC is not a crybaby and one of the best sportsman in the league

reporting for duty

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problems?

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wow i got drunk last night

>why yes, we are dodgers fans. how could you tell?

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>the whole time the bosox beach butt girl has been a shoop!?
thats why they post it incessantly, because it's a "joke" that its shopped

>bunt on him
>he literally CRIES

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>SONNY GRAY
LMAO MY LIFE

>One Republic
Is it 2008 again?
>Little River Band
Fucking who?

>for me, it's the chicago cubs

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Joe Buck is a goat

Oh look, a picture of the roiding adulterer

officially /dadrock/

josh bell

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where is christian yelich

Bravos!

LAYLA

go whine about it somewhere else CC fatassia

Angels. Pls get good pitchers in the trade deadline or offseason. Pls hear my prayers.

>Sonny Gray is an all star
Has to be a mistake

Which AL teams are going to get booed the most during the starting lineups

>"adulterer"
alright john proctor

Why no Alonso starting

tito

even worse, it's nu/faux dadrock

twisn
hoping to see some cool plays from jorge

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yankees

catering to boomers is killing the sport

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>Dodgers fans
>white
pick one

>his name is bieber
I'm shocked he hasn't killed himself

dont care about this stupid game its going to be 20-21 by the end of it because the league still thinks everybody wants the juiciest balls despite it ruining the sport

manfred is catering to ADHD prozac neets

I don't mind the music but why do we have half the sceen on them?

>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

most are pretty good jams they're playing. not a bad cover band, whoever they are. although there is no drummer to be seen so this might be all backing track shit and they're not really plugged in.

also topkek AL is getting booed so hard.

let's not have any problems, user. we are the most attractive fanbase—submit

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>and haroldis chapman
>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
kek

>chapman gets loudest boos of all
>laughs
based

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do you think chapmans teammate knew they were booing him because he assaulted and tried to murder his girlfriend??? Is that why he was smiling?

based WHIT

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>cheating on your wife with a drug kingpins girl is A-OK
bombston fans everyone

>Tanaka gets mega boo'ed
kek

who are your favorite dadrock bands?
for me it's the foo fighters and white stripes

boomers do ruin everything but they dont even know whats going on, its not them calling for shorter games/seasons and juiced baseballs that cheapen every stat prior to mlb purchasing rawlings

Did they show Baker Mayfield up in stands?!

Why boo Chapman he let you guys back in the game in 17.

>booroldis chapman

juiced balls are based. get over it boomer

LOL Stroman

>haha i fired a gun at my wife lol

exactly i am anti boomer but you are 100% correct

>BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm from Iowa though

>booing the cubs
Stay mad Cleveland

>cubs and yaks get booed the most
Based Cleveland

confirmed fake band.

they went from def leppard photograph to michael jackson beat it, they are in completely different tunings. this is not live audio.

what did mlb mean by this

>muh STEM muh wimmen
jesus christ MLB you cucks surprised Mendoza isn't calling this game

booing my cubs D:

we only talk about that when he's about to close

>Indians fans booing Cusb players

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What's for dinner bros

>women
>baseball
they have their own sport, why they have to shit up ours?

GET EM RYU

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based bring in the fences to 300 ft and give the hitters 4 strikes, we want offense

Males absolutely BTFO

would honestly be kind of funny if every yankees player had a major injury this game lol

Do you guys think Alex Cora actually managed that stacked Red Sox team last year

Why don’t they let the players in out with their own kids or family members and not some random kid ?

have sex incels

contreras is better than sanchez

did they boo Brantley? I missed it

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too busy thinking about puerto rico

based "would honestly be kind of funny if every yankees player had a major injury this game lol" poster

no it was harvard and MIT nerds from across the river

No. He got cheered.

But the women refuse to get married and have children, so what's the point?

iVamos!

lol gay
dont at me

well somebody has to write names in the lineup

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>Sanchez catching
great

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you're definitely impotent. don't worry about it

Cleveland is full of low IQ rural and suburban retards.

>trout standing o... in cleveland

harper btfo

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¡VAMOS MIEN FUER!

Go Mariners

holy shit did this actually happen LOL

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yeah it happened last year when he couldn't run because of a muscle strain he was hiding. he's elite when not injured.

>cleveland
>suburban and rural
user, I...

have children roastie

Yea Forumsstros!

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>players wearing 45 patches
FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK MLB

>when he drops his pants

Chris sale has been tremendous, I give you that. But that's one guy. Sale still has a 32% K rate after his rough first 4 starts. If you delete those starts he has a 40% K rate, which would be 2nd in the league behind Gerrit Cole

just a reminder we run this league

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Max ?

>having a spic sing the anthem
id kneel if i was there desu

chris sale didnt even pitch that well

this blind guy is terrible.

lol gay

Skaggs

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RIP Skaggs
F

/hoc/ reporting in because the allstar game is based

What's the over/under on number of Stand Up To Cancer commercials tonight?

how much will the ninny league lose by this time?

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>fireworks during the anthem
ok based

based Yea Forumsstros! poster has posted

I'm knelling during the anthem and no one can stop me.

8

Let's go my Houston Astros

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The fuck is this

Flyovers are a waste of money but they are so based

>fireworks
>jets
would have been awesome if the singer wasn't a queer

Yanks desu lads

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who /proud to be american/ here?

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3dpd kek 3dpd!!!

god bless usa

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Why can’t anybody just sing the damn anthem without filtering it through their truth?

Oh shit top kek thought ppl forgot

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>One Republic
>Little River Band
>"Max"

Wow, Cleveland is really pulling out all the stops for this momentous occasion

yeah jeets

>want to watch Yankees baseball and relax
>police come and take my sister to the hospital after my mom and other family members are scared she might harm her kids
>she is showing signs of paranoid schizophrenia after her son told her his dad touched his penis
>don't know what's going to happen to my nephews
>Tanaka is pitching and for a moment I'm life is normal

I'm sorry I posted this. I don't have any friends and I'm scared as shit

Mike Trout gonna hit another leadoff homerun

The National League, that is. Problem comes when you have to face an AL team in late October.

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America!

America

kek

Air strike comin in hot

2/3 I take it, could be a lot worse

Delete this shop now

DJ LeMahieu is the AL MVP. Any other answer is just wrong.

lol nah im not a gay tranny mexican so i dont have a country

It's a Dodger Pitcher so you know he's gonna finish badly

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based mom

based
>gets shot

can confirm. been there quite alot.

Couldn’t be me

Honestly though, do Dodgers fans sedoku if they lose the world series three years in a row? Clearly the NL is fucking garbage if they cruise through the playoffs every year only to get raped in the World Series by AL chads.....

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WHY THE FUCK IS THIS NOT STICKIED

yup

God help the National League.

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Muh freedom!!!

MA MA MERICA!!!

simply lol

fuck amerikkk...i only love the blacks people of america...you wypipo tried everything to keep them down yet they still rise to the top

this is fucking psychotic

the flyovers think they're relevant this game LOL!!!

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I miss Tyler Skaggs. I wanna thanks MLB for putting Skaggs’ number on their jersey. God that Fox theme song and Joe Bucks really pumps me up. Makes me excited for NFL and CFB season.

>home of the Rock and Roll HOF
>pop artist "Max"

what was meant by this action?

I don't know but it would be hilarious watching dodgers/lakers fans losing

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PNC is a better park than the Jake, or whatever they call it now.

do girls wear cups when they play softball

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cringe falseflagging.

uncle buck and sleepy dude are during the game...very fukken boring indeed

Please
>don’t.

>joe buck pumps me up
kys

This teams player will lose their league’s all star game. It is the _____

nah...

JOE BUCK!!!

who halftime faptime?

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DELETE THIS NOW RED SOX ARE NOT THE BEST FANS YANKEES FANS ARE

Anyone here like girls

who else here Tribe fan since Dick Howser was at short?

you think those few buildings you call a city isn't completely anything but suburban sprawl everywhere else?

you best be joking.

boreder cafe

Get in that ass, larry

doyers

3 D P D !!! kek!!!!

>every time a cubs player appears on the TV screen

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lol

Broorsfan reporting for duty!

if they did I'd get a job at the stadiums just so I could steal them

Source? I loves these kind of white women.

WE WUZ KANZ!!!!

Real afirkan KANGZ

So /mlb/ are you smooth and have swagger?

Rays here

er i mean expos

i dont fucking know anymore

>New York virgins

tv program same 8pm the game wont start until 8:45pm why

The demographics is anything but suburban or rural

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Which NL team will end their WS drought against the Tribe this year?

My money is on the Doyers.

checking

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This Mike Trout commercial is pure kino

not the ones with dicks and strap ons

i know this is pasta but im autistic so i have to defend myself
the yankees are off tonight and i have nothing better to do than watch the sox and shitpost.
i usually never come to these threads.
ok thanks.

PNC it's literally just a Jake knockoff.

Trout is unironically based desu

The Chicago Cubs will win the 2019 World Series in __ games.

>the best player of our generation is a pure, respectable, honorable white man
Truly blessed

they could make the same commercial about any of the other baseball robots

Mike Trout has a fat neck, but how's his nuts and balls?

I love that Mike Trout commercial. Don’t worry Trout, the Angels will let you play hard and enjoy baseball and win WS.

Alright let's go george let's hit some springer dingers

Hey Faggots,

My name is Zack, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any baseballs? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you're probably too scared to step foot into a ballpark. This is even worse than watching your baseball games on a stream in some random
virus aids ridden ass website.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the baseball collecting team, and I've snagged over 10000 baseballs. What hobby do you have, other than "watching drawn japanese baseball cartoons KEK"? I also fucked max scherzer's wife (left the cumrag to the side but that's another story entirely), and have this new banging fort bragg commemorative baseball (Just fuckin snatched it; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.

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>Asian male, biracial-negro mutt female commercial
lmao what

Pretty shrunkEn if you unDerstand what im Saying

Rhys Hoskins didn’t get in? Yikes, guy can actually get on base unlike 90% of today’s MLB

CAN SOMEONE POINT ME TO BRICE HIRPER IN THIS INTRO PLEASE

What is the connection with Cleveland and rock music? Is there some famous rock band from Cleveland or did they just decide to put the hall of fame there?

There are 0 (zero) Japanese players in the all star game.

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Barry Bonds?

Eat em up tigers, eat em up!

Jesus fuck we get it, Cleveland likes rock music

r8 my betting prowess

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So before we get this thing started what's everyone eating/drinking?

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6!

based

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uhh there's one starting for the national league idiot

>hey guys
>did you know that the rock and roll hall of fame is in Cleveland

the shittiest posts in these threads always come from R*d Sox fans. They're inane and worthless and nothing would be lost if they were all removed.
I hate Red Sox fans so god damn much

330 million dollary doodley doo doos

Tanaka is on the roster, isn't he?

>they put Harper on the promo posters
I'm still laughing, he was front and center and he's not even here

a local DJ first used the term Rock n Roll.

video

>boomer promos

Gonna make some burgs later

has anyone here even ever been to the rock and roll hall of fame?

redpill me on it

not a bad bet. I think NL will win.

Ayy

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Um, Tanaka?

>who is Tanaka

Gambling is a sin, user.

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only if you lose

Oh uh Yea Forumsstros here let's play ball and booo dodgers

Cringelander

yes ama

african kings sold my people to the jews than the jewish ships brought my people here to jewish plantations to pick cotton and rice and sugar and built america...but wypipo than when to war where 260,000 wypipo are kill to keep the jew property in the hands of jews...

260,000 dead wypipo die for jewish slaves...why

Fun Fact: The Rock Hall of Fame induction ceremonies are held in New York City.

I can’t help but think that Yelich is Mexican.

What are Verlander's cleats?

Holy shit can the game start already

ryu is korean

JUSTIN "I NUTTED ON KATE UPTON AND YOU CALL SAW IT" VERLANDER

That's so stupid but I can honestly believe that this is what Cleveland clings to

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Who?

Based retard

Half a handle of vodka. Like every night.

what are you doing here neger

Not voting Denver’s is a crime
87 378 346 69 112 25 2 16 62 8 5 28 60 .324 .377 .546 .923 137 189

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Jews

...

any oldfags remember the hr derby ties

Salaam brother welcöme

oh the snl guy is leading off neat

>Jorge polanco
La creatura

>Verlander

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*You all saw it

Lurk moar

Under way!

me voting chubby young dad dever to the TREADMILL

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>yelich sucks

Hitomi

Verlander has a better ass than Kate Upton

lol

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looooooooooooooooooooooool

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ohhh no

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Hang in there user. Are you a Yankees fan?

I can't get enough of this post

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No one tell Inspector Gaygers that the brewers still suck

BAEZ! Stop swinging for the fences.

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any oldf*gs remember when the All Star game actually mattered until NLbabbys got so butthurt getting btfo every year they cried to Manfred to make it completely irrelevant?

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Based

>implying Baez knows how to get on base

wtf freeman is giving away his strategy

>CUSB

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHA

Gayvier Gaez

Any old fags remember when the astros were in the best league the American League

burgerweekcleveland.com/

really don't like the running commentary here

No gambling, whether you win or lose, is a sin.
Know you not that the unjust shall not possess the kingdom of God? Do not err: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, Nor the effeminate, nor liers with mankind, nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor railers, nor extortioners, shall possess the kingdom of God.
Corinthians 6:9-10
Hope this helps. I'll pray for you.

Scuba dooba doo!!!

Team at .500 here

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dumbass

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lmao based Freddie

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Báez is literally based retard: the player

You mean the National League and yes the American League is better

What’s your least favorite Spic country, /mlb/?

wtf trash talk

Does Gary speak English? Honest to god idk if he's ever had to, >our starters (Yankees) are
>Dominican
>Japanese
>Canadian
>Dominican again
So Gary has never actually needed to use English to communicate with his pitchers

I'm enjoying this

>trashional league

no that's puig

who?

Mexico

Freddie!! Lol

>"I fucked KAtes ass"
wtf Freeman chill

usa

>Freddie Freeman
>a Canadian
>has played for Team Canada
>has a US flag beside his name

united states

Chicago

yikes

California

Tell me the truth /mlb/, is this game going to feature the juiced ball and have home runs everywhere?

Argentina

LOS

Puig is just insane

What network is Freeman mic’d up for, FOX?

I wonder if Yelich's mom is there.

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Los Angeles

California

>gives minimal effort on the field
>expecting him to put any effort into learning English
lmao retard

California

Yea Forumserlander spewing tinfoil bant to try to outwit the jew overlords

based

>
that was cringe.. pure fuckin cringe...un adulterated cringe..ugh cringe....

Freddie Freeman is just based

Just stood up to cancer, lads

doesnt say anything about gambling tho

>“I’ve seen your wife’s tits.”

Holy fuck Freddie Freeman is my new favorite player

JV is throwing so yes

God bless you

Hey bro don't worry everything gonna be ok it all work out brotha man

They just assumed because he is white lmao

Happens a lot in baseball. Like half of the Dominican roster is US-born dudes.

no he's just a SEETHING bitch

kek

fuck off verlander

DUDE LE KEK XD FREEMAN LOL LMAOOOOO KEKKKK

you fucking faggot nerd losers. that was fucking CRINGE

united states

>facing down Justin Verlander with Joe Cuck slobbering in yer ear

He never had a chance

just stood up FOR cancer here totally canceled out your stand up sorry

yeah he talking to joe buck

Always darkers before the dawn....

Impressive that Gary was able to learn Canadian, Paxton only just joined the team

WOAH BRUCE JUST CAUSE YOURE NOT AN ALLSTAR MAN COME ON THIS IS UNCALLED FOR YOURE OUTTA HERE

You good?

HUNG YUNG RYU

Based cancer eliminating thousands of boomers every day

DJ LeMaheiu? WTF

>national "league" "defense"

Ryu is throwing a 90mph 4-seamer and is somehow an all-star, fucking how

dodgers btfo

Based Springer

>marte

Have sex you little bitch

Christ, they’re really pissing on the midsummer classic after removing the home field thing aren’t they

>Ryu

Lmao preview of the world series

>NL can't get on base
>AL gets on first at bat
IT'S OVER

I don't understand baseball player who refuse or don't give a fuck about learning English. I mean you are playing in the USA, the MLB of all places and you can't even try to learn the language? I see it happening a lot with latinos and some Asians.

why the HELL doesnt the MLB have a home run derby with metal bats and golf balls and racquetballs lmao

i mean come on 700 foot moonshots WHEN

>peeu

SPRINGER LEAD OFF HIT
ALL ABOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>nl

lmao mic'd up Freddie Freeman is awesome

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The covetous. Wanting something that someone else has, such as wealth.
Enjoy hell.

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Polanco starting instead of Lindor or Bogaerts?

this is a sad display of stupidity.

WHOA... language

Springle single!

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speed isn't even half of pitching dumbass

the bats would get dented idiot waste of good bats

>dogger pitching already choking vs AL
What a waste

>dj lamathjew

Wow, i like that theyre all wearing 45 for trump.

Finally theres a sport that likes our president.
Baseball is BACK lads

Fuck soccer lmfao

Should have been Albies

the kids in the outfield would die

>houspie

alright guys abandon thread

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H-h-holy digits

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DJ has literally been better than Machado and Harper combined this season, such a shockingly good pickup for >us. Plus he can play any infield position, even first because he's so fucking tall. Dude's a beast.

MLB rosters often have tons of latino players, and honestly in cities like NY, LA, and Miami you can live your entire life without needing English. My grandparents came to NY in the 1960s, they still don't speak English, live pretty comfortable middle-class lives regardless.

Drum time!

just gimme some time... i can solve the enigma

I can’t stop eating blue Doritos lads

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ok i voluneterr

Even Trout's outs are god like. Feels good to have the GOAT on our team for his whole career.

Kojie Uehara's vFA in 2013 was 90.1, pitching objectively one of the best seasons ever for a closer.

>godgers Oh No!! kekkies

don't see schwarbie in the lineup....

>getting gut punched

Yaks ALDS exit confirmed

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checked
seeth

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what isn't funny is that Trump and his moronic followers will probably tweet this

Velocity still matters as a baseline...how many all-star caliber pitchers have fastballs that slow? Soroka throws a low 90s sinker, Tanaka is lower-mid 90s with his fastball...and that's basically it.

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Based Ryu giving the AL false hope.

>only springer can get a base hit
sounds about right

Why is Tito managing the AL

>my new player freeman
Baez BTFO

>trash ryu
>gets out of it
Dodger haters BTFO

DJ was a 3 time all star even before this year. Always been a stud

god if the red sox right now had '13 Koji they'd be in first

ranch?

Because pitching is more about location than it is speed you normie.

Kershaw's fb is about the same as ryu's now. lowest ERA in the league isn't a fluke.

I will say that Ryu's command is actually fucking insane

>but never win a World Series

You're wrong, shit like that is hilarious

daily reminder the NL are getting PERFECT GAMED by AL chads

alex cora has urgent hurricane relief plane to puerto rico

>get through one shaky inning
>brag like you won the ws
faveLA fags aren't human

and it's looking shakier than usual. he's pitch mix and location is godlike this year

>Ryu
>doyers

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weird bodywash ad

Cora is too busy blaming Trump for Puerto Rico's politicians being a bunch of lazy, incompetent faggots.

>king
>no ring

Gambling is not only frowned upon, but it is considered a sin. To obtain wealth through the losses of others is covetousness.
>But fornication, and all uncleanness, or covetousness, let it not so much as be named among you, as becometh saints
Ephesians 5:3

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That’s the joke

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mad

cuck

Old spice is the reddit of mens deodorant

Clearly that's not the case or else the average velocity wouldn't keep going up and up. The league would be full of Kyle Hendricks types throwing flawlessly located high 80s fastballs/high 70s changeups, but it's not. It's full of guys touching triple digits.

Why are FOX's green screens so shit? It looks like the players are cell shaded

Even as a Yankees fan Tanaka as the second pitcher seems not right

Who should be?

Baack at the waall it is

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>Kershaw
NL stat paddingbabby

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here's my ASG setup, bois. what's yours?

he'll just be a whiter, wayyy better version of Ernie Banks then. there's still something to be said for team loyalty.

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Yankees btfo of the dodgers but anyone in the AL can desu

this. he's going to give up a single home run sometime sooner or later

>doyers

>Strikes you out

>books

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based Verlander

>that jew weeb
lel

as verlander said....we need to work together... to try to figure this stuff out....

ordered by manfred to get the japanese guy into the game

this is the first time Ive heard verlander speak, I didn't realize he had a beta boy voice

have the midges descended on Progressive Field yet?

Angels have a world series you simp

JV's voice sounds higher than it should be.

Strike? we gonna have a Strike? no baseball in 2021?

what if we just worked togehter to end cancer

was thinking this

he's from the east coast

when is joe cuck gonna retire and fuck off

before Trout, you moron

>but doesn't mean there's a conspiracy

UUUHH HUH

LMFAO this COPE by the announcers

The balls are juiced.
>b-but...its about the DRAG COEFFICIENT!

no.

ready for Verlander to set up his own Alex Jones tier radio show for conspiracies about the commish office

Can the AL play the NPB all stars next year or something? I'm bored of seeing them stomp the NL year after year.....

>yfw you realize Kershaw is just Greg Maddux in a different uni

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my dick dangles into the toilet water.

wut do?

with based bauer

LOL THAT UMP IS BLIND AS FUCK

nice call blue

>GARBAGE CALL

Slow ass Lamathue

>for a big man he can run
he's black

They put him in a such a bad spot, basically goading him to shit on MLB at such a high-profile event. The fuck do they want him to say?

Ace

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is this john smoltz in the booth?

ROBOT UMPS NOW

>Joe buck says it was close
>baseball is a good 5 inches away

Lmao

Let's not forget that gambling is based on superstition and luck, which is a form of idolatry. This is also a sin.
>And you, that have forsaken the Lord, that have forgotten my holy mount, that set a table for fortune, and offer libations upon it,
Isaiah 65:11

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Yes? What's your point?

this

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>that ump

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Why does the first base coach have a flask on his helmet?

It is

was he a potential football player

>midges
That’s not a very progressive comment they like to be called little people

When do we get 2D anime Umps? for professionalism

>cub is at bat

inning over, he will strike out

whats with the helmet cam and why are we not seeing any of it?

How do you miss that call when you're looking right at the fucking play

>Look people, it's not just me, I was talking with Kate last night and she agreed,home runs are way up and something is going on-
>CLIMATE CHANGE ISN'T REAL BUSH DID 9/11 OBAMA IS FROM KENYA
>...ok, thanks Trevor. Like I was saying-
>LOL 69 GET IT I TWEETED ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT'S THE SEX NUMBER

Var Sinson in an all star game

The NL was a mistake

>even in the ASG there are appeals over plays at first

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if we work together we can solve the juiced balls and cancer. we just gotta do this logically

Based Tanaka

HR at record pace
>juiced balls

SO at record pace
>uhhh ...

NIPPED

blame NFL, they ushered VAR into sport

Stay mad

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retard motherfucker!

someone say VAR? man sawker is boring

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>no-no mommy my no hitter is gone!!!

>Var Sinson
literally who

I think it's a combination of launch angles and juiced balls. Batters are either laying off of low pitches that usually lead to grounders, or they're taking these ridiculous uppercut swings that either miss by a mile or send the ball way up into the air. Then on top of that, MLB has been fucking with the balls so there's less drag and those high fly balls are more likely to make it over the fence.

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Do people actually celebrate the anniversary of the moon landing

Eat my Shorts Puto JAJAJAJA

Because coaches think that’s the way to go, but get pissed when their pitcher cannot locate. Trust me, anyone can hit a fastball in the majors even if it’s 100

NEW THREAD WHERE

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Some beaner in the baseball thread

NEW BREAD

No just an excuse for a stupid beer

These caps are trash

I'm not trying to make a political point, I just think Bauer is a dork

I think there are more kooks who celebrate the anniversary of "the greatest conspiracy ever" than normies who celebrate the moon landing

the players know it's juiced, so they uppercut it

>trashional league pitching

>Someone go get that
Oh Joe.