/hoc/

Where's the bulge?
What the fuck is this shit?

is ticketmaster the cheapest site to buy hockey tickets?
redpill me on the ticket buying process

Dude why didn't you just get some skills?

>snowing in July

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that is clearly a GT Snowracer™

>queers getting dabbed on
b&r

Based and brutally honest.

the cheapest place would be to go to a scalper as the game is starting and he is getting desperate to sell them

GO KNIGHTS

i'm not a good negotiator

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Because I was always one of the smallest kids there, had bad asthma, and was never coached right, I never had the motivation or people around me to get good.

Thinking about making a big sandwich lads

bet you're pretty good at vidya though

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Tell me about the Oilers do they have a good hardcore fanbase are they a cool team to support?

>fat
>garish lipstick
why, lad
why

FAT

I always suck dick for tickets

hell no

>I never had the motivation or people around me to get good.
basically me, the first 2-3 games of the season i would always score, after that i would put in minimal effort as the season dragged on and would dilly dally on the ice thinking about getting home to my GameBoy™

Subban looking hot in that bikini

>ywn get to track the veins on her boobs with your tongue
it hurts lads

whats wrong with them? they aint no bandwagon team are they?

they suck dick

i played as a meme dman who frequently rushed the puck up the ice. when i played AAA for a few years tho the coach had a system for getting pucks in deep, so i couldnt really carry it in.

Went to a meditation class at the crisis centre today. The bulletin board was filled with ads about transitioning and hormone replacement.

they draft generational players and develop them into generational busts

they are the team everybody likes to >DAE hate the soilers lmao

Only time I transition is when I'm going from offense to defense

Thinking about masturbating and then going to night walk

Unscrupulous doctors and "charities" are making absolute bank right now by pushing as many young, confused, impressionable people towards this as possible.
It's going to be looked back on the same way that we now look at lobotomies, if not worse.

hockey

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"no"

this is disappointing news, i'm moving to canada and the nearest team is the Oilers and I was going to put my full support behind them, what the Oilers NBA equivalent?

>what the Oilers NBA equivalent?
Why would we know this?

if you're near Edmonton, you're somewhat near Calgary so just cheer for the Flames who are much better

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lots of /hoc/ does. i hate the soilers too, but lots of /hoc/ anons push this idea that every player on their team is a 1st overall or top5 pick who busted, or that somehow a player that is a 20+ goal scorer is a >bust because he is on the soilers.

i remember when my cousin was a wee lad he enjoyed playing with polly pockets, if he had a more leftist mother he would 100% have had his cock chopped off by now

Give it a rest, Ed.

this to be perfectly honest
t. leafs fan

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She’s gross though?

wtf is an oiler

a 20 goal scorer is a bust when they were drafted 1st overall lmfao

For me, it was all about Mighty Max.

NFL equivalent EPL equivalent whatever you watch, I want to know what I'm getting myself into

long story short, the Oilers are a team that have been mismanaged over the last decade so badly that they've effectively ruined the career of the guy who should be the best player in last few decades, McDavid. They've had every opportunity to succeed and have found a way to fail consistently through it all.

same with the snes too. if the shorks end up regressing as badly as /hoc/ believes, they are possibly going to have 2 very high picks next draft. possibly 2 draft picks higher than what the avs had this year, but everybody still laughs at dorion while praising sakic.

nice

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That and Beast Wars.

>who should be the best player in last few decades
he still is tho.

mommy

ed let bulju free

When I was really young, I would play with my sister's barbies with her, just because there were no other kids in the neighborhood to play with.
We would come up with interesting storylines to act out with them, magic and sci-fi stories and stuff, not faggy shit. But if half of the parents today saw a boy holding a barbie, they'd go, "he clearly wants to transition, and yes, four or five years old is clearly old enough for him to decide, better start talking him into it when he doesn't know any better and put him on life-changing hormone blockers."

Thank god I started playing hockey not long after that. And thank god it was long enough ago that nobody tried to take the one girl on our team and get her to cut her tits off and start taking testosterone.

But where are the sexy Oilers fans?

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ed doesnt have any association with the oilers

need more Calgary qts

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he is from edmonton and that is enough

Ed is actually the back-up goalie for Bakersfield, but the organization puts a lot of stock in him for the future, so his word carries a lot of weight.

randy wants you to believe this, but it simply isnt true

hes too poor to afford season tickets tho so katz doesnt care about his opinions

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>that finale where everyone dies

>no one talking about them
>suddenly mentions him
Thanks a lot.

I didn't really watch the show, just had some of the toys.

you gave me a free mention afterall

youtube.com/watch?v=ZP69PLBqFUo

hello

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there are children loudly having fun outside and i dont like it

hmmm

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I'm the best poster here but you would never know it because I've never tripped or taken on an online persona.

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to be fair most of the pedos I've seen on /hoc/ were either leafs or finns

i want them to stfu i dont want to smell their undies

Same.
But at the same time, I've contributed so much to /hoc/. More than people will ever know. And I'm happy to just leave it at that. Wanting recognition is for faggots.

heh

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bullshit

For me, it’s having created numerous OC to /hoc/ taking no credit and just happy that people like them

I know who you are and you're a massive cunt

Nux. rip twins

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/hoc/ hasnt had OC in years you filthy liar

kek

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Okay, numerous edits and memes, happy now fag?

Thinking about getting a burger

Sure it has.

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post one

posting in le ebin OC thread xd

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>posts an edit
>claims its original content
yeah im aware you struggle with the concept of OC

everything about this webm is hilarious

I've missed this particular brand of autism.

yes, at least now you arent lying to us and yourself

get a trademark for that work if its original then

fresh off the presses lads

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I got u

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ha ha meow

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putting team logos on anime girls is not real OC

my not-OC btw

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just woke up

Is this OC?

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just bated to some 2d

You can't prove that

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nope

youtube.com/watch?v=mlgk5bL8aME

You're not OC

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based

OC hot off the press

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for me its some southern coontunes
youtube.com/watch?v=Qo2hlWLno5Y

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>>>(((they)))

Jokiharju for A. Nylander lol

lets say I accidentally ate 4 beans what would happen

devaluing OC by claiming edits are same is the exact reason we dont see OC here anymore

why would anyone spend the effort creating something from scratch when someone posts a lazily made anime edit and works /hoc/ into a shoot

>Alexander Maximiliam Michael Junior Nylander Altelius[1] (born 2 March 1998)

>alias is a flames fan
kek

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>by claiming edits are same
>are same
Why is your English so horrible?

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it'll be the last 4 beans you'll ever have in your life

what type of content do you want?

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remember to help make society a better place today

because there are no prizes for proper english on Yea Forums

I'm going to kill some noobs and then make rude gestures over their bodies

Other people taking you seriously and giving a fuck about what you have to say, for one.

this beaver is a rare exception in a sea of garbage

Like you would know.

look at that furry little beav

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I made OC once but I'm shit at photoshop so I don't think I posted it

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WHAT THE FUCK. WHY THE FUCK WOULD CHICAGO DO THIS???

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANT BUFFALO TO RUIN JOKIHARJU

FUCK BUFFALO AND THEIR STUPID SHIT

beavers are a shit forced meme just like onion rings and bulju

lol no they dont

pfff, only 6 names? like little baby

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if missing the word "the" invalidates my opinion for you, then i care not what your response would be
who are you to judge me

Who's your favorite player /hoc/? For me, it's Dynamo Moscow legend Nicklas Bäckström

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wow wtf lmao alex nylander is even a bigger bust than bulju

I'm Gary

agreed
but oc is oc

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Who wants to 1v1 me?

just spent a few hours on this

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On Rust?

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nvm forget I asked

delet this

.

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for me its davos HC legend joe thornton

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Yeah, that's what I thought, pussy.

I was gonna make some O.C but then I stuck my hand in a snow blower.

yet another classic /hoc/ meme ruined by the relocanes

Red Wings Legend Daniel "Alfie" Alfredsson

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/beav/ is for true proto-hoc not for newfriends like you

shant

you need to calm down

Keep telling yourself that cuck

How do you get worked into a shoot this easily?

*dabres

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ive just calmly made an observation
why are you getting confrontational?

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im gonnna beat the shit out of some nerds

This is excellent OC.

who was the meat and potatoes player you looked up to as a child?
for me it was adrian aucoin

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take it to north carolina

based sees relocanes poster everywhere poster

milan lucic

what the fuck are you talking about

Kinda feel bad for him at this point.

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We don't speak of this.

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You score game winning goal in stanley cup?

What celebration you do?

talking about you fathead

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the Brazilian legend Rob Regehr

I really can't believe my Rangers will be back in the playoffs so soon after that letter went out lads. You know Lundqvist is going to be a rock like always, and the team is really coming together around him. The defense looks solid and they have good forward depth. I easily can see them in the playoffs next year, especially considering David Quinn appears to be a very good coach.

>ha ha you can't get me, I'll just play dumb!
It's all so tiresome.

It's time to stop.

idk how you can interpret my statement of accusing of being a hurricanes fan
do you suffering from reading comprehension issues?

whip out my dick and do the helicopter

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looks like randy made a friend

Just ignore it.

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>ill just make shit up
>that will show him!
kay
stop what?

take all my gear off and leave the stadium to never be seen again

I do when you make posts because you never finished your grade 10 and your english SUCKS lmao

Thinking about falseflagging as a canes fan and getting this mental fella worked into a seethe.
Pretty cheeky huh?

>mad about inevitable relocation

hey wait a fucking minute

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ah, so you admit that you go around making baseless assumptions

breathing

absolutely devilish

Imagine this conversation but in real life.

I assume that you are gay
I based it off of your gayness

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you wouldnt be the first, nor the last

I would've thrown a punch already.

everybody would just be looking at their phones afraid to talk to each other

ha ha remember that time when we almost talked about hockey on /hoc/

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settle down you two

mmhhmm

redpill me on jokihaijru

Hockey

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fresh OC (original content)

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ITT: /hoc/ in the year 1995. I'll start

I love Mark Messier

this is the post

when will bracket and randy finally tie the knot?
they have be so gay for each other all season, and after yesterday fireworks are in the air

no way that happened

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shut up fatty only thing you're throwing is more fries into your mouth

Shut the fuck up

I knew that we could count on you, friend

kill yourself

Those are some big ass anime tiddies
seethe and copepilled

gary bettman taking the commissionaires office will be extremely positive for all the canadian franchises

Hearty chuckle

>lindros is GOAT!!

might have to unironically save this one

>have not done a single fucking lick of work today

this implies that canes posters are figments of my imagination
if this were true, then i wouldnt have to read their retarded post anymore

I love the Messiah right now even. The man is a legend (and he pisses off Canucks fans). I think he's the only player to captain 2 different teams to a Stanley Cup.

Did you even watch the movie?

Lucky, I've already put in my 8 hours and still have 4 more for school.

obviously not
or maybe he's just that stupid that he completely misunderstood it

yes, the dead people werent real user

I love rock n' roll, put another dime in the jukebox baby

It's been a while since I've seen it but I thought the dead people were definitely real but only he can see them.

Neither are most of your "canes posters". There's maybe 3

retard

for me, it's the Carolina-Obsessed Canadian Kid

>3
Who the fuck are you trying to kid?

ha ha that spells "cock"

this retard right here
is most definitely real

youtube.com/watch?v=xje-1sw3T0s

You can't prove that

There are way more than three.
Hell, there are at least three Finnish Carolina fans, not even counting the American ones.

Your mom

Gaaaay!

finns don't count

sadly i dont have to
he'll make another retarded post while shameless spamming his team, and ill call him out on it

>how dare he post
>time to seethe
How do you still not get that this is a personal problem?

90% of the american ones are falsflaggers just like me. Finns also dont count as NHL fans they just like aho.
>CANES

every finn counts

do you not understand what my original complaint was?

Threadly reminder /hoc/ is NOT a carolinigger relocanes general

to the age of 3-5
baZINGa

>how dare he post his team on /hoc/
Is there anything that doesnt make q lead seethe religiously?

yes they do fren

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>and ill call him out on it
Holy fuck, you really think you're some kind of hero.

You're right, he is.

>NORF CAROLINA

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Then why do we always talk about them?

we don’t just a handful of fatherless retards do

are there even any blose /hoc/ frens? hardly ever see any of them celebrating the cup here. probably see more people talking about the relocanes or mild on any day than the blose.

its not about posting his team, you clearly do not understand my complaint

You're talking about them right now retard

Because some people can't contain their fucking autism and have to seethe for hours at every post they see.

Literally none, same for the crapitals.

Yeah to tell you to stop you retarded homo

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not at all
one day, maybe, you'll understand my position

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Quick rundown on your complaint?

Yes your bitching about canes posts on /hoc/ because you are a seething bitchboi

thanks for the mention

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there was 1 in the beginning of the season

You brought them up though not me.

sure its right here

i have seen a few blues posts here and there, not common though and only when they win something

fresh oc coming through please do not steal

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>selects all the outdoor sunny pictures because nhl stadiums are all held to the same standard

thinking about some tasty waves and a cool buzz

I've seen a few

based

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this is why you don't engage randy or any sunbelt really

maybe you should breath through your nose for a second and try and understand user

thinking about kicking randy in the stomach then hitting him with a stunner

Sorry I don't follow

>try and understand
>not "try to understand"
based fucking hillbilly phrasing

one day, ill learn this lesson

Also I'd like to point out captchas only ever have 3 or 4 answers never 5

i bet randy goes to the YMCA

lurk more

>mandrama faggotry
grim

Hello fren

If you had an actual argument, this is the part where you'd be making it it.

how much more?

heading down to the dispensary

based

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worked

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Ed's too stupid for arguments.

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for me it would be a german suplex to a lumbar check

You bitched because one person posted a cane as their favorite player. You are the biggest faggot. Good bye.

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Been here this whole time.

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>filename
Is that actually a tranny?

what is more embarrassing, a grown man named dougie or a grown man following mandrama?

can't help but think about hockey in july

fresh oc I made please no steal

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>ruined the season
>ruining the offseason too
>everyone hates you
>still ruin every thread anyways
It’s all so tiresome

what if dougie follows mandrama

Imagine if Douglas "Dougie" Hamilton actually followed mandrama himself.

frig off avatarfag

literally none of this happened

alright randy, ill spoonfed you yet again
not that it will matter
this poster asked for people to name their favourite players followed by naming a team backstrom played a single season for

this is a /hoc/ meme where posters then proceed to post other players that spent short spurts with a team claiming that they were best known for that tenure
as seen here
and
meanwhile the hurricanes fan merely posted this
completely out of sync with the rest of the joke

situations like this are common among hurricanes posters since they do not care to understand the culture of this discussion board

spooky

This is advanced autism

takin my pet puck to the beach

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you don't know what that word means

same time stamp as well. whats going on

Who elected you boss of /hoc/?

and yet here you are reading every word of it

sunbelters btfo for all eternity

just made some stuff, please ask permission before sharing. thanks

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the council

so this whole autistic scenario stems from you thinking that you can read posters' minds
great

yes it's someone who attaches pictures of stone cold steve austin to their posts
now frig off stonecoldsteveaustin avatarfag

holy fucking autism
just fucking stop already

what?

I skimmed tbqh
Don't need to read every word to get the gist because I'm not a mouth breather

i think it's just a popular picture dude

>yesterday's autism
>now this
Gonna be a long off season

thanks for the (you), mate. alfie is one of our greatest to ever wear the winged wheel

check this out guys

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>popular
Not among normal people.

Just like the hurricanes are a "popular" franchise
Yah nah I'm not buying it cunt

Heh very epic

for me, it's vancouver canucks legend Mats Sundin

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/hoc/ will have these exact same conversations at least a few more times this week.

*german suplex's you*

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>Just like the hurricanes are a "popular" franchise
Hey, no need to demean >us to try to make your argument.

thanks I spent 30min on it

>he thinks there’s only one based stone cold poster

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just backtraced your IP, expect my lawyers to be knocking on your door shortly. You were warned

frig off randy

what type of boat do you have if you can afford to keep a lawyer on retainer

but user, I am user

>jumping at the opportunity to declare your love for mandrama

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hey wait a minute

big enough to jump off of

>he knows there are several stone cold avatar fags and tells them all to fuck off
Why do I have to be so god damn based all the time?

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/hoc/ calls a girl
youtube.com/watch?v=kVQI_LKVvw0

>is this the reebok or the nike?
youtube.com/watch?v=BQ4c54rCJ_k

if the user who posted irbe meant to follow the meme then they ignored including the text which completes the joke

also judging by the filename and image md5 id suggest that poster really does consider irbe to be his favorite player

this

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*saves your thread*
heh, don't mention it kiddo

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no No NO

well now, i'm not gonna talk about /hoc/
in fact, we're not gonna talk about /hoc/ at all

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Except it wasnt just the canes poster. He wasnt even the first to do it.

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Even if you were sure that you were right, why is your response to this to sperg out for an hour?

I've got the money

I'm going for that burger I mentioned earlier.
youtube.com/watch?v=bxO_wp0AQqY

why would you post a picture of an elf girl not being raped

He's still mad about the "bracket challenge".

wow i walked down to the store to get some doritos and you autists are still having the same argument

Few hours ago i said I was going to make a big sandwich and the time has arrived lads

heading to Timmy Ho's, want anything?

Based and based. Tattoos are disgusting. Keep a fucking diary for memories

the first response is just someone spamming their edits for attention
the second post follows the meme so well text isnt required
the third post doesnt follow the meme and attempts to satisfy the posters literal question
why am i not allowed to defend myself?

Or the memecup

>judging by the filename
It's just the player's last name, you goddamned autist. What the fuck is it supposed to be?
How are you reading this much into this?

are you aware that Yea Forums has an archive?

fresh OC, lads

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I remember being 12

A buffalo tendie pubsub?

That too. I used to think /hoc/ was cool. You guys don't do a good enough job bullying this guys off of here apparently.

>jokiharju for alex nylander
oh my god why

wasnt getting matta supposed to be an added bonus for jokiharju to learn from an older finn?
what the fuck.

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Based would save but it’s a bit gay

Just chill out /hoc/
youtube.com/watch?v=AKKqLl_ZEEY

>why am i not allowed to defend myself?
>throwing a shitfit and ruining the thread for an hour is just a normal defense
You need psychiatric help.

Hes more like herpes. We bully him all the time. But he just keeps coming back more retarded.

What part of make didn't you understand

calm down you turds holy guacamole you sound like children

yeah could you get me uhhhh fresh oc

lol i made one small complaint and everyone flips their shit
yet im the one ruining the thread

great perspective

The part where I misread it.
Sorry, user.

double double and some timbits please

>one less finn
good trade

/hoc/ music time
youtube.com/watch?v=WtVrDud1gZM

this video makes me angrier

>I'm still posting
>but I'm not responsible for my own posting, tee hee
Mentally ill.

that was a small complaint? you searched through the archive to analyze his post, and then wrote a 200 word essay about why he is wrong.

yes user, im still defending myself

What's a double double in leafland?

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me in the back naked

right here lad

2 cream 2 sugar

>that was a small complaint?
initially it was
> you searched through the archive to analyze his post, and then wrote a 200 word essay about why he is wrong.
i was goaded into explaining it thoroughly

Its post like these that are the only reason I dont hate all leafs indiscriminately.

double penetration

gonna take a break from making some OC, lads. gotta let the creative juices flow naturally and my tanks are depleted at the moment

>putting cream or sugar in coffee

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cause one jerk off agrees with you lol
you are so pathetic

half n half is a godsend if the quality of coffee you're dealing with is shit

you can't spell hoc without oc
just drew this nigger, what do you think?

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>triple triple, please.

Fair enough. I always prefer the 4x4
Because #notallleafs are retarded like you, retard.

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you're right not all of us will just go full contrarian and side with autism

Sorry been a rough day

based. good work, sven

Coffee tastes like shit. It's only good for caffeine

>go to burgerland
>like sugar and milk in my coffee instead of cream
>sit down at a Denny's, ask waitress for a coffee with 2 sugar 2 milks
>waitress comes back with one cup of coffee and 2 glasses of milk

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hispanics have to make a living

*dunks my balls in your creamer*

heh nothing personnelll

>ill take the light roast, please

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It's called cream m8

did she also get you the super fork?

I like a four by four with a couple darts first thing in the morning

>Be waitress
>Canadian comes in to Denny's
>SORREY can I get a coffee with 2 sugars, and 2 milks?
>ok
>bring him a coffee with 2 sugars and 2 milks
>he gets mad for some reason
>dumb tourist should have done his research on local names for food.

>Coffee tastes like shit

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pack of winnipeggers looted my mouthwash cabinet

youtube.com/watch?v=TzwR4YL25go&list=PL3721Tokv1EBSi4ZRwbHX-MDSuSmWuNwN&index=37
very good taste user

kek

>Go to dennys
>walk inside
>do a 360 degree spin
>walk out

sorry your milk didn't come in a bag you leaf freak

If you honestly like black coffee you either have no sense of taste or have simply drank enough to dumb down your sense. Coffee. Tastes. Like. Utter. Shit.

light roast is better because it has more caffeine in it. it makes your stecker peck up when your tired

coffee is disgusting. everybody knows this too. people just like to pretend its a mature persons drink to cope with the pathetic addiction.

...

why would you trade for nylander when you already just got another scoring winger in shaw, picked up Saarela, signed Kubalik, signed Carpenter, resigned Sikura, and could have Dach play right away?

what the fuck are the lines going to be?

Saad - Toews - Caggiula
Debrincat - Strome - Kane
Carpenter? - Anisimov - Shaw?
Kubalik - Kampf - Perlini?

Where does Nylander even fit in?
Where would Dach fit in?

What about Entwistle? What about Kurashev who was supposed to make the lineup? What about Brandon Hagel who led the WHL in scoring in his last year of junior? What about Barrett? what about Saarela?

What the fuck?

Keith is 35
Seabrook is 34

Joki played like shit in his last few NHL games but he was fucking 19 last season. Neither Boqvist, Beaudin, or Mitchell have even reached the AHL level yet

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quads are smalltime

the sorry thing is a meme. in fact most city people are assholes.

get a load of these 2 queers

ARENT RIGHT DMEN THE RAREST FUCKING COMMODITY IN THE NHL NOW? WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY TRADE THE ONLY NHL LEVEL RIGHT DEFENCE PROSPECT THEY HAD FOR FUCKING ALEX NYLANDER

Your opinions are disgusting

It really isnt a meme. You guys do say it alot but you dont usually mean it.
The 0s were a pretty good btfo of argentina

just came from night walk. Some Jonnes came to my spot and I had to leave.

Whats going on you big-dicked chads? Just checking in to see how youre doing this summer.

Just about to do round 3 with this instagram model i met last night

You're all great people making massive strides and improvement to your self, keep on trucking!

No need to delete your fap folders, we all need to unwind everynow and then.

PS you'll all get GFs by 2020

maybe the scouts and coaches dont like something about his game that """journalists""" havent caught on to yet.

>he isn't /coffee/
Just get the fuck out already retards

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>he wants 2 loads
>calls others queer
Coffee is only good as a laxitive

based

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he was on the finnish worlds team that won gold this year
he was on the finnish junior team that won gold this year

what the fuck is the thought process behind this? Nylander looks like a total fucking bust and is way behind where strome was, and joki is a much more valuable piece than schmaltz was.

>being such a brainlet you depend on a drink to wake up in the morning
yikes retard

Good thinking Finland

bin the finn, simple as

no talkey before coffee

Reminder /hoc/ is a drug free community. This includes caffeine

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what if he is like laine or juolevi, and addicted to fortnite or other vidyas, and that is hampering his progression. that wouldnt be obvious watching youtube videos of him.

Seattle's Best Coffee

only s.oyboys dislike coffee

/hoc/ - home of coffee

and is nylander any less of a fortnite addicted zoomer? Joki has played in more NHL games so far and if anything his progress has been much faster than nylanders

94120098
you're not the boss of me

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don't fucking test me or I'll burn your whitehouse down again

1. Didn't happen
2. That's what you get for not drinking it black like a fag

>burns down white house
>doesn't even stick around for a g'night kiss
pretty rude 2bh

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joki has only spent half the season in the nhl before being sent back to the farm. from an external view it seems like his progression seems to have stumbled a little bit and that he is more of a troubled prospect now, rather that a guaranteed thing. junior stats and achievements dont really mean anything when you cant play against men.

i eat ass

no. i do.

queers

>dont talk to me until i drink my coffee

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>mad
>at coffee

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>eating a girl's ass
>gay
the fucking state of off season /hoc/

fuck off, albert fish

i dont think its gay, lad

wow /hoc/'s post quality really improved while i was away
not

why do people just comment >oof
like you couldnt think of any actual words so you just typed out a sound instead?

you should go away for another 3 months til opening day

huh?

Haha the not really got me

offseason posting isnt the same without me apparently :)

> post frequency grinds to a halt because everyone thinks their next post will be so great that they won’t get enough (You)s unless they save it for the next thread

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big oof

@94120421

oof

Oof

>night time
i sleep

spam it with slags i say

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oof *shutters* yikes, this is cringe

>trips
oof

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woof

>mild

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auntie needs to chill with the snapchat filters

based slagposter

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the one on the right reminds me of a pornstar

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this any better?

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still humbled i was /hoc/s Most Valuable Poster last season

or perhaps this shot

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Sorry no women over 22 in /hoc/

8 posts to go

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yikes
there isnt anything natural about these slags

i thought this was a gilf general

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you are now reminded that the st louis blues won the two thousand and nineteen stanley cup

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i wanna breed jenna fischer

You thought wrong bucko

if you're trying to tell me you wouldn't fug both of them you're either a liar or a faggot

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good post

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next

"would you bang her" is a pretty low threshold
"how much effort would you be willing to expend to bang her" is a better metric
and the answer for those two is "not much"

new

based leaf

retards

dumbass

have sex

cringe

dilate

seething

yikes

obsessed

incels

volcel

ONIONS

Eager too see this Bennington contract lads. Go Notes.