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>It was pretty bad
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>10000 times
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>A lightweight fight between Beneil Dariush and Drakkar Klose has been scrapped from the upcoming UFC Fight Night card in Sacramento on Saturday night
Who here is going to the Sacramento card?
Klose was a slight underdog too
>The greatest rematch in kickboxing history headlines ONE Championship’s epic return to Malaysia at ONE: MASTERS OF DESTINY!
>In the main event, three-time Muay Thai World Champion Petchmorakot Petchyindee Academy faces legendary five-time kickboxing World Champion Giorgio Petrosyan once again in a ONE Featherweight World Grand Prix quarter-final
this gonna be good
>Bisbong still winning fights years after having retired
Jon lost 3 rounds to 2.
No, Holly, battered from a losing war with Nunes gets a knock at her hotel door. It's Jon. She figured he'd be celebrating at an after party considering he dismantled Santos inside 6 minutes. She quickly wipes her face, embarrassed at the bruises and possible tears. He grabs her hand and leads her to the bed...
*GADOOSH*
Paulie won
first for ladds armpit
*GADOOSH*
What does NSA mean/stand for? I've seen it written on a belt behind airfield Helwani and on fighters gloves.
nevada state athletics?
NO
SOYS
ALLOWED
*wins*
*wins*
anstill
NSA is a govt branch, NSAC is Nevada state athletic comission
ig?
my mistake, I looked it up and the belt says NWO. not sure if i also misread the gloves, or the gloves still said nwa and they're unrelated. it was written in marker on the wrists
Ariel is fucking based and is a wrestling mark
Ellie > Jade
Douglas Lima is giving these gloves away.
...where he sits her down and explains to her that everything is going to be alright. "In life, there are many mountains and valleys. When you are at the lowest point, it just means you're about to climb that next mountain. You're a true friend, Holly... don't let this loss define you, let it shape you... shape you in to a better person."
"Thank you, Jon... I've been through a lot lately, I'm glad I have a friend like you."
"Don't worry about it. Hey, breakfast buffet at Flamingo's, 9 AM... my treat?"
"Sounds like a great time," Holly wipes away the last of her tears and gives Jon a smile, "I'll be there!"
"Goodnight, Holly."
Jon leaves the room with a wave, the steel door of the hotel room gently clicking closed. Holly gets up and looks at herself in the vanity mirror.
"Tomorrow's another day, champ." She gives herself a wink and heads to sleep, the promise of a brighter future (and all you can eat waffles!) filling her dreams.
> not knowing of the nWo
If not Usman who do you want to see him fight?
>STOP! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! YOU CAN'T HIT HIM, HE'S UNCONSCIOUS!!!!
Tyron Woodley
That would be good. I don't know how they're going to work out the division because you've got Usman out right now, Colby and Masvidal both deserving of a title shot and then if Edwards beats RDA him as well. I feel like they'd love for Lawler to beat Colby so they could do Masvidal vs Lawler. And I don't know what's going on with Ponzinibbio.
nice feet
Jawmawl was Asian!
>Ponzinibbio
that's a name i haven't heard from a long time
that will just stall the division even further. Usman is out until November and TWood is recovering from a hand injury and won't be back until November or December. Dana needs to decide after Lawler vs Colby
I remember watching the redditors lose their minds when Jon Jones dropped Machida after choking him unconscious.
if colby wins he gets the title shot
if colby loses mas-woodley gets the title shot
i think Colby deserves more, he's on the race for a very long time, but i can see Dana cucking him again even if he wins and giving the title shot to Masvidal
he didn't help himself by going on a "Fuck You Dana Tour" and exposing Uncle Dana with his Asian Call Girl. Unless he knocks out Robbie he, ain't getting the nod
post her feet
I knew Bisping was a handsome guy but wow.
Need to see these two fight at some point.
Mm. Quite.
After Asspeelol gets flushed by Colby, Poosman, or RDA he'll get Edwards.
would you guys shag Karyn Bryant?
I don't know whose side to take here, originally I thought Masvidal didn't really do anything wrong, he was by himself and Edwards had his brother and team with him which was probably to try intimidate, but it's not like Edwards was being massively disrespectful by wanting to fight Masvidal, and Masvidal never gave Edwards a fair chance he jumped back and waited for security to get in between.
I'm almost 30 and a virgin. I would bang a 300lb deformed woman at this point just to get it over with.
MISTAH SHAB, YO LEEP
does askren fight till now? or does he need someone even worse
Imagine if Till won and did that to Edwards afterwards, Edwards would be dead.
asskren penn is the fight to make
Nunes heems post knee askren
the champ champ does what the fook he wants
i fucking forgot about the contender series because there wasnt one last week. worth going back to watch?
Old belt so much nicer.
Which two human beings would you breed to create the UFC (the ultimate fighting champion)?
Kevin Lee.
yes
LeBron and Laila Ali
me and your mom
Dude my mom is like 60. She isn’t having anymore kids.
TOP 5 WORST PRESIDENTS OF ALL TIME POWER RANKINGS
1. LBJ (Civil Rights Act/Immigration Act.)
2. WILSON (Federal Reserve/Income Tax/Womens suffrage)
POWAH GAP
POWAHGAP
POWAH GAP
3. REAGAN (Amnesty Act.)
4. LINCOLN (850,000+ mostly whites killed for virtually nothing/central Federal government)
5.FDR (war with germany)
The finishes are on the UFC instagrams page, the bodyshot one was great.
Have been struggling with insomnia. Literally lied in bed completely awake, but not moving for six hours. Got like 2 hours of sleep. My Fitbit thought I was sleeping for like 8 i was so still. Exact same thing happening again. Why bros? Somebody Heem me for the night please
you hi
1. garfield
2. taft
3. Trump
4. reagan
5. polk
I hope that Urijah doesn't get beaten too badly.
Have you ever had the choke IRL, /heem/?
>go to sleep when tired
>fall asleep in 2 minutes
not hard
my cousin nearly put me to sleep one time
>Bush not making the lists
are you guys just going to forget all those pointless wars his administration started that the US is still in and the fact that his administration is the reason why Russia turned aggressive towards the US?
>Russia!
where can i watch the contender series for free?
Maybe your cousin could help our insomnianon
vipbox
after the fact allwrestling org
was that meant to be an argument?
Putin got along well with the Bush administrations until Bush invade his allies in the middle east.
So we all agree he is the worst MW "champ" in history?
That's Bisping
Bisping ducked Whittaker and Romero.
>more active as a champ than GSP, Rob, and Luke
Lmao check out this brianlet. Don't (You) me.
i would say Bisping, but this dude lost to Bisping so he's a close one
funny how he kind of loses similar to stipe against dc where he keeps his hands down breaking from a clinch. More proof that training is irrelevant.
I just don't get where he gets his cocky attitude from. His last win was also a shitty performance too.
My life. Nothing works.
Whats happening in the timeline where Weidman beat Luke?
Luke fought all and ducked nobody unlike Bispiss
WW was better when Tyron was running it.
I'd take anyone of you to a split decision and you fucking know it
my mom heems everyone in this thread
No, it's Bisping. Bisping's """""title defense""""" of getting beat up and medically suspended by 50 year old Hendo is the most pathetic title reign in MMA history.
A lot of people say Till but he really shouldn't be at welterweight anymore. It's just not his weightclass.
She's getting ZHANGED
He'd probably do well at MW desu. WWs have been cucking MWs by entering their division.
Damn that left hook ko was so clean
Ikr?
Ben won the story
Compared to Lukes reign of getting immediately heemed by bisping in the rematch?
That was also pathetic. But at least Luke didn't blatantly duck the entire division and hold the belt hostage after getting beat up by a guy in his late 40's.
Is AKA the worst camp out there?
>destroyed Cain's body to the point where he fought once a year
>destroyed Luke's body to the point where he was fighting once a year
>Khabib was a notorious pull out merchant until recently
Lets be honest the only saving grace for AKA and Jacksonwink are Jones and DC. Everyone else there isn't that great and whatever talent AKA had was destroyed by that retarded personal trainer they had.
Don't forget Jacare and Moose. It was so bad Moose decided to leave to Bellator to finally get a title shot and earn money. Bisping singe handedly ruined the MW divisions top fighters by ducking them until they cleaned each other out or father time caught up with them
maybe in your dreams buddy
Mousasi is a bitch lmao
>loses
>s-steroids!
AKA has more than just those guys lad. Most of their fighters were either top contenders or champs in different organizations.
The problem is all the best fighters go to the hottest camp there is until they realize eventually they have to fight their training partners because there's no one left. ATT is king right now but so many of their fighters will have to fight each other. It's already starting to show only a matter of time before the inner fighting destroys them like it did Jackson Wink
bro AKA have 2 fighters in the p4p top 5 how are they bad
Never would have happened if Luke didn’t fluke his way into a belt.
it's a hue and Bellator it could be steroids but either way he shouldn't of lost. He would've still Heem'd Bisping easily tho
This is the truth all Rockhold haters don't understand
"ooh Bisping took his sole"
"he got knocked the fuck out by Bisping"
"Bisping broke his chin"
None of these nerds realize that Bisping ruined the entire division. The reason we have an autistic weeb and a fat Mexican as top 3 middleweights is because the division is so thin. What used to be one of the most stacked divisions in the UFC is now shallow as fuck while LHW is getting stacked. Its not all Bisping's fault though. The steroid fuck Romero also had a hand in ruining the division.
Khabib has been training his entire life in Dagestan and still does. He and wasn't made by AKA and ever did their stupid strength and conditioning. DC is about to retire and Khabib will be the only one left
I'm just saying that everyone who goes there fights once a year. Meanwhile guys like Izzy are fighting 4 times a year. There's a clear issue with their camp destroying people's spines and knees while ATT doesn't have that problem
>bisping ruined mw
Silva self heemed against Chris and then Chris self heemed against Luke. Luke got flushed by bisping. This all goes back to Silva and Yoel getting robbed against jacare.
Colby is a retard. This nigga fights once in a blue moon and expects to get a title shot. RDA is the real number one contender.
Silva and Weidman would always fight the top contenders. Silva also did it while taking meme fights at LHW.
Weidman is truly the last great MW champ to fight consistently and top contenders.
Proofs?
t. Honaldo Hamirez
*jogs around the octagon*
dos nachos is now an eternal gatekeeper fighting rank 12 britbong niggas, deal with it
huh?
> you're going to fight Woodley in December
> cool
> Actually, Woodley's pretending to be hurt and the fight will happen early 2019 now
> cool
> actually, woodley now refuses to fight you and will fight Usman instead and you'll fight Usman after that
> okay...
> Usman is now hurt indefinitely and will probably forfeit the belt before ever fighting again so how about a fight with robbie lawler
> fine
this is where we are.
The MW belt is cursed. The second you lose it, you automatically become a flushed retard.
>Silva
>Weidman
>Rockhold
>Bisping
Never have been the same since losing the belt. I fear its taking into effect with Robert too early.
kek, how tf did he lost by Warlley fucking Alves of all people
I sleep
because he had injured ribs but did the ufc a favour and still fought which was stupid since doing the ufc favours never gets you anywhere
He fights like a coward who likes to duck his face into dude's crotches, good thing warlley has a sick guillotine
His attempt at the showtime thing is funnier than the run itself. He was reading everything people said about him online. This was the moment it would all change. Knock out Brunson with the Showtime kick and have an actual highlight reel with just 1 kick. 1 kick to change it all and he would be on his way to everyone calling him an exciting fighter. Midway through his grand plan he decides to say fuck it and does a leg kick jumping off the cage.
>These excuses
He was offered to fight Usman at least 5 different times. He was scheduled to fight Woodley but he refused cause his nose was hurt and he wanted it to be at MSG, Dana went with Till instead, Till got mogged and Woodley broke his hand, Canby then came out of the woodwork asking to fight knowing full well Woodley was injured, he was offered Usman and refused...again. Usman beat RDA convincingly and got the title shot. Usman then proceeded to humiliate Woodley.
Marty is obviously faking injuries.
>assaults the champ who was just trying to get some crab legs with the filthy animal that's his manager
>spars with Rockhold
>corners Francis
>at UFC 239 without wear a brace or anything
>The moment Colby signs to fight Robbie he does an interview saying he's sad because now he can't fight Colby
found the nerd, shouldn't you be watching star war or something
shouldn't you be ducking your face into some dude's crotch and watching mandrama or something?
you seem to have gay shit on the mind, my man, might wanna slow down on the edamame
>gay
im not a colby fan
Marty Dodgeman and Colby Dodgington. Fuck these clowns. Give Barberena a title shot off back to back losses, at least he fights.
JBJ vs DC in the heavyweight, who wins and why bonnie is such a poopypants when it comes to upgrade?
This is the guy who keeps saying that Ralphie Dos Nachos beat Colby on reddit
>Jon will lose....t-t-this time!
>He was offered to fight Usman at least 5 different times.
All of those being after Usman defeated Woodley, all of those declined by Usman.
I don't own a tamogotchi, that's something else we don't have in common
>MMA fighters trying to box
>This colby loser admitting he's a redditer
Yikes
>after Usman defeated Woodley
No actually it was before. Usman beat the exact same people Colby beat before fighting Woodley and didn't get a plastic belt for it. It was only fitting that both of them fought and the winner got Woodley. Colby refused and faked injury multiple times, he must have run out of money to hire his fake strippers to be taking a fight against Lawler after not fighting for over a year, mostly due to ducking.
>/box/ nigger reveals himself
Childhood is thinking DC is the good guy, adulthood is realizing Jones is the good guy.
>Boxers trying to fight
>No actually it was before
nope.
And Usman has retired from Mixed Martial Arts, maybe find a new fighter to support.
BASED CANELO POSTER
>faked injury multiple times
he got 1 nasal surgery after he was told Woodley was out for a hand injury but then once Colby got cleared for it, Woodley's hand was suddenly ready and he couldn't wait another month so Till got the shot.
Why would he fight Marty Fakexcuseman when he was the undisputed champ and Marty was trying to get a #1 contender match against Tyqil Woodley.
I just go on it when Colby is in the news to see you post "I still think RDA beat Colby. Wrestling shouldn't count unless the person is effectively doing damage"
So you're saying Colby was never offered Usman last year? Are you seriously that demented man?
Never happened.
Usman has retired, so you should stop talking about him anyway.
*laughs at lightweight kantenders*
smif is an absolute madman
>once Colby got cleared for it
He got cleared AFTER Woodley broke his hand on Till's coconut head. Get your facts straight jabroni. He turned down the Usman fight at least 5 times ever since.
Bonnie is only waiting DC retirement before going to the heavyweight, because he's a diaperbabby poopypants
This time Smif will get the DQ win
he'll be demolished again lmao
but full knee santos starches jon
lol no thanks
>Walker
>Reyes
>Rakic
>Blachowicz
LHW is actually sorta interesting again
He thought he was gonna get a 3 piece but he got the full buffet all over his face
All cans
Why was everyone praising Smiff after the Jones fight? Literally lost every single round. Thiago did a much better job than Smiff or Gus(the second time) got even close to doing.
The wife is getting BLACKED as we speak and the children will follow.
because muh lionhearth and didn't take the dq win, its funny cause now everyone is calling jones awful instead of praising santos
Seems like Jon was coasting, during the Smith fight he actually attempted to finish it.
i didn't saw much people praising him but i would say the ones that did was because of the reddit "lionheart xddddd" narrative and maybe because he didn't want to win by DQ, in reality that bum got beaten like a fucking kid for 5 rounds and his only merit was to have not died in the octagon
>the children will follow.
Are you saying the children are going to get fucked by black men? What the fuck is wrong with you?
Sounds like Kron Gracie and Cub Swanson after going to fight in October
Is Cub about to drop a 5th one in a row?
Cuckposters are degenerates. Would you expect anything less? These guys "ironically" watch interracial pornography.
Nobody praised the joke smith, you're trying to gaslight.
Bro I remember how everyone was he had "le lionheart" for not taking the DQ win.
this, i understand that maybe Jones isn't on his prime anymore but Marreta did much more than what everyone expected and with only one knee, i started like "why tf am i watching this fight" got to "he can actually win this"
>Nobody praised the joke smith
Yeah heem is full of nobodies...where do you think "smiff posting" came from?
Askren wins the rematch
Name a fighter with more heart
smif posting existed before the fight
>Jones isn't on his prime anymore
You got absolutely worked by Jon who was treating the fight like a sparring session.
Nah I think he loses to Lawler again.
this guy but I forgot his name
how did i get "worked", i expected Marreta to get finished in like 3 rounds at maximum, his "sparring session" nearly cost him his belt tho lol
People in sparring do more than teeps and front leg side kicks.
As opposed to you watching it unironically?
Jon only finishes elite fighters. When he's fighting cans he always cruises
Kevin Randleman
I invented bathroom ben
this guy but I forgot his name
dc and gus are cans
Seek help.
it wasn't a cruising at all, he nearly lost the fight to a dude with one knee, he himself said that when he heard it in the octagon that it was a split decision he couldn't believe that it was happening lol
lmao
I was talking about Machida and Vitor
two more cans, especially vitor.
If you pay more attention to the color of the dick than the vagina getting fucked, you're gay
Thawts on Schaub's asian doctor joke?
I think the real problem is that Jon is actually a bum that has strung together a bunch of fluke wins over elite fighters. In all reality, Shogun wins 9/10 times.
Split decision was ludicrous but there was no doubt that he was cruising. He never attempted to wrestle even once. He was just kicking Thiago's knee hoping it would give out but Thiago had lots of heart to keep fighting
> for sure watch bestiality porn. who cares if it's a dog's dick? if you care about the dick you're gay.
End yourself
>Australian intellectuals
>These losers trying to act superior over which porn they watch
If you watch any kind of porn you're a cuckold. You're literally watching two people have sex and touching yourself to it imagining yourself as the guy.
Whites are so insecure lol
Having sex is for cuckolds. Literally pleasuring someone else to “pleasure” yourself.
Smif would unironically be the LHW champion right now if he was a heartlet.
> "insecure"
tranny detected
Nice false equivalence you addict.
Is smif a cuckold?
Go cry about Ariel becoming black
*gulp gulp gulp*
I’d tell you to have sex, but I don’t encourage cuckoldry.
>He thinks watching porn is like having sex
Wowzies
In many ways this is true
He's a warrior and becomes champ by heel hooking Jones and then knocking him out a split second after the bell while Jon violently taps only to win by a unanimous decision.
what if you just watch it without touching yourself?
>having sex
Cuck spotted
Patricians choice
I don't find a single female UFC fighter attractive. The men look much more aesthetic. I'm not gay, just stating facts.
Will you stop seething soon cause I made fun of your porn watching habits?
fugin based. He would be the type to offer Jon a rematch in his post fight interview too
I don’t watch porn you fucking nerd. What am I, a cuck?
>Jackson wink mma
how is that not gay as fuck? what's next? will you say Rockhold needs to retire because he's too pretty to be fighting?
He is
one more run at the strap brother
we know
ONE is WSOF 2.0. There are no new ideas
Leon Edwards if he wins against RDA.
I mean honestly? Pretty epic.
Did he shit himself
In many ways, he did
They probably don't teach you to keep your hands up at Ralph Lauren.
18+
lose weight
take a shower
seek sunlight
have sex
Ufc 240 sucks lmao. Fuck Edmonton
I wanna say give him Dominick Reyes but Reyes didn't do too well against Oezdemir.
bunch of bums
aka is the reason why khabib's boxing is getting better
he is definitely a more wellrounded and less onedimensional fighter now
is Zabit vs Ortega on UFC 240?
yeah even his coaches said he lost that fight lol, blachowicz could be next but they will probably end up giving the shot to reyes
3 piece with the soda!
no, ortega will be fighting on the mexico card 21. sept don't know about zabit
Schaub thinks male models make millions of dollars.
cute
Ariel>>>>>>>>>>Puke Thomas
*GADOOSH*
that's why people fucking hate asscream
This is not the review he deserves.
>all the cheeto-fingered /heem/ haters going on rt to give it bad reviews
doesnt count b
pic related is a wmma fighter making her debut next month
how will she do, lads?
CHINKED.COM
Remember when we thought Jorge Masvidal was a title contender?
what's her name?
>0-3 and soon 0-4 in the UFC
>23 years old
>non-invicta fc fighter
what went wrong?
rrrrrrrrRUTHLESS
ROBBIE...
LAAAAAAAAAAWWLERRRRRR!!!
I just realized reddit's fighter was Ben Askren and now it's Masvidal. Reddit's fighter is just a flavor of the month.
Rika :3
hope hooft gets him a boxing coach, he is so much better when he throws straights and jabs
and kicks, but that is dependent on the opponent
t. Jamal
>tfw rejected twice for a sales associate position at Ralph Lauren
Glad Luke got heemed
This card just went from a 3 to a 2/10
she a can
I have a question. Did Ben Askrin ever talk about Masvidals ethnicity?
Alyson Tyler
Do it in the toilet
Flushed AND gaddoshed
Gooch is fighting Kai Asakura
Do Spain and Coral still post here?
thx lad, i'll do.
>wmma main event
OH NONONO
Thicc DC in the clinch is nighty night for Jones
black belt in bj for sure
hotcan
>pic
everytime
>Schaub can't fight
>Schaub can't be a sports analyst
>Schaub can't do comedy
What the fuck can he do?
hater troll
Walker is one or two quick finishes away from a title shot. He might actually make it to december if he doesn't self heem like a retard again
he a can
He would obliterate nu-bones
>th-this time
*wins the rematch*
*manages to survive the opening 5 seconds in the rematch*
wonder what a punch from nunes would feel like
Cat Zingano said she hits like a truck
Toilet Askren?
Yep, I started that meme
Hot take:
JBJ only sucked against Santos to make DC think that he (DC) could win a fight against JBJ now. So DC will make DC/JBJ 3 his retirement fight, but alas, it was a ruse all along and JBJ is actually still elite and much better than he showed against Santos and JBJ will beat him a third time.
He's the only person I've ever even given a chance against Bones let alone seeing him have the advantage
Miesha Tate said she hits like a drunk
>LHW cans put on one decent performance
>OMG HE'S THE ONE TO KILL JONES!!!!!!!
You faggots did the same thing with Reyes. Nobody ever talked about him until OSP, and then his shit performance against Volcan proved he's another shitter.
what a strange card, Faber could easily be the main event too
ryan hall should main event
YIKES
So lets go through these.
1. GdR/Ladd
Not for me.
2. Faber/Simone.
Very tough fight for Faber. I think Simone takes it!
3. Emmett/Bektic
I'll go Emmett, though apparently he is the underdog
4. Roberson/Turman
Expect a KO
5. Ferreira/Vettori
I like the Italian Stallion so this is okay with me. Vettori gets it done easily.
6. Villante/Rodriguez
Expect a KO, likely from Rodriguez
7. Fili/Moraes
Eh.
9. Hall/Elkins
That's alright. Fun to see what Hall does
12. Lopez/Morales
Could be a fun swingfest
I'll put a parlay on all 12 fights and watch until it fails. then sleep.
doesn't matter, the non elite LHW were so shitty these young guys will build a better base then the old one that made ozedemir and osp fight for a belt
18+ ya mark
unironically this, who gives a fuck about this hunchback Ladd
caption this pic
conor justed 1
ryan hall is the luxury UFC cant afford
prepping the bull
>prepping the bull
lol she's not a cuckold
her bf is the bull
conor justed 2
Looks like Mickey Rourke.
these shorts are so gay
conor justed 3
Did Faber used to draw numbers back in the day like the (((UFC))) always glorifies him to?
conor justed 4
very poor posture.
I'm not enjoying Conor's "50 year old man" arc.
jesus christ... and i used to watch wwe when i was a kid...
conor justed 5
They probably cost more than you're house
it's the hairstyle and the beard m8
conor justed 6
>have vanilla opinion
>OMFG SO I GUESS YOU THINK THIS RIDICULOUS THING
good talk
>you're
nice english fatty
When a silly cuckhold invites a deliciously hung black man (bull) into his bedroom to beastfuck his wife. However, before the ceremonies can begin, the silly cuckhold must "prep" the bull, meaning service him orally until he is ready for insertion into the young and ready wife.
conor justed 7
this isn't the 50s huebro, whenever you see an american flag just assume they speak chicano as a first language.
ah, forgot that, Spaniardbro
>shaving your beard makes you look older
that doesn't make any sense bro
his "new" beard makes him look older to me, maybe it's just the million of filters in those pics tho
Nigga looks like a GTA NPC lmao
youtube.com
Rener confirmed /heem/ster
he looks like Popaye the sailor man
Anyone got the webm of Song Yadong's heem from 239 prelims?
How did he beat a man trained in the streets?
street people can't fight
Jorge Masvidal
jorge was a good street fighter
and took nearly a decade to actually be good at mma
> thinks masvidal's larp is real
he's a nerd who had a couple of backyard fights.
What's his gang affiliation? what's his criminal record?
>beat crocop, an mma legend
>predicts multiple main events and calls out ufc on their bs regularly
>sells out comedy theatres everywhere he goes and hosts 2 of the most popular comedy podcasts on youtube
what cant he do you mean
why would you fight a guy who has a gun?
What's this move called?
It's called The Johnny Sleeper.webm
Actually Luke was offered Jacare or bisping on short notice. Jacare was the much higher ranked and deserving contender, but Luke took bisping for the “easy fight”. Bisping called him out for it before the fight.
jacare was injured
luke kinda tried to pretend that he chose bisping to try and intimidate bisping but he didn't really
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I disagree. Luke chose bisping before jacare declines the fight.
“I was going to say yes [and fight at UFC 199], but the MRI was done. I couldn’t just ignore the results. Healthy first. I’m a Christian man, so I prayed. Whatever was in the MRI results would determine my future, if I would take the fight or not. The doctor told me ‘you fought Belfort for five minutes and can’t walk now. Imagine yourself fighting Rockhold for 25 minutes. You’ll lose your leg.’ I decided not to fight because of my health.”
Uh... sweaty... you know they reach out to multiple fighters when looking for a short replacement? That doesn’t mean all offered are getting the fight.
>smoking before a fight
Is the McGregor era over?
It's been over since 2016 swettie
Has anybody told paulie?
Who's the Tony of MMA
Tim boetsch
We have to go back.
johnny hendricks is such a fucking weird person
he is a cage fighter
sometimes he looks like a dork
other times he looks like an out of shape dad
he appears to be pretty intelligent
but says the dumbest shit sometimes
Dana
prime hendricks is one of my favorite fighters
what do you guys think of my new routine
basically every day i try to do
1 leg exercise
1 push exercise
1 pull exercise
for example
monday: squats, bench presses, pullups
wednesday: deadlifts, dips, chinups
friday: front squats, shoulder press, rows
kek based ugly non white person
stop doing the leg thing they're strong enough as they are. Focus on biceps shoulders chest and abs.
Nothing else matters ( see JBJ)
>basically every day i try to do 1 leg exercise
t-rex mode activated. make sure to update us with pics of your juicy ass and thighs m8
>What's his gang affiliation? what's his criminal record?
latin king and a couple AnBs
That's a good routine.
>had the belt
>is universally hated
>loses the belt
>goes back into obscurity
>has no pull whatsoever
>no one wants to see him fight
the belt is literally a life line for most of these fighters
i didn't consider that this might be his shemale routine.
based if so.
Underrated post. I'm a big Khabib fan, but to state that he learned everything he showcases in the octagon from his father in Dagestan is delusion. Khabib has developed both as a striker AND as a wrestler in AKA. Remember that the version of Khabib that fought Tibau hasn't even started training at AKA yet, now look how much Khabib has progressed as an MMA fighter since that time.
AKA is the GOAT camp. Tristar shitters and ATT manlets need not apply.
Pretty sure he'll be remembered as the GOAT welterweight as he planned
>Woodley
>GOAT welterweight
to add to your heem training right?
woodley better pray that poosman doesn't get flushed by some meme welterweight now
>Origato, gosaimass! Watashi wa Floyd desu~
Now that the dust has settled, was it a fixed fight?
which one is jamal
Say his name.
Say his FUCKING name, now.
>beats stipe in the rematch
>beats jon at heavyweight
>beats ngannou
>retires as the greatest fighter of all time!
what a timeline that would be!
I don't see why he is fightig Stipe again. It does nothing for him. He should fight Jones or Ngannou
The fact that Jones looked not so great on Saturday will make DC want to take that fight more.
>beats stipe in a rematch
>loses to jones at lhw, cries (again)
>goes back to hw against ngannou and gets knocked out stiffer than le funky askren
>retires as a loser who will only be remembered because he cried after losing to Jon "Bones" Jones
what a timeline that would be!
Who's your favorite WMMA fighter?
cringe
based
He wanted Bork and that fell through and because boring Stupie Mipooshit was sitting there waiting for a rematch for so long he just got it and DC took it because he'll toilet him again easily.
I hope Duner gets out his checkbook and pays Jones and DC extremely well to make them do the fight at HW before DC retires
of the jones rematch happens, it happens at heavyweight
dana knows it's the only way to sell that fight again
jon won at least 4 rounds
what kind of a weirdo would put that picture together
based post
btw Askren be stiffy DC be stiffy
who's next?
If you think about it, it's really impressive to be 1-1 against the top 10 fighters in the world with zero strikes thrown.
he has the same record as cm punk if you think about it
HEEM needs a maia vs askren
Should Germaine just back out of the fight?
While Wrestling IS the best foundation for mma, I love it when a wrestler with a holier-than-thou attitude about wrestling gets fucking heemed like Asscream
Thoughts on Connor "Boxer Puncher" Ruebusch?
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imagine Ben Askren to earn 220K for 5 seconds that means in a fight of 3 5-minute rounds he could earn 39,6M Amazing ha?
Who is the most intelligent MMA fighter of all time?
i want this furry autist to get bloodied up by based goatmaine
b. "the hybrid" schaub
GDR odds:
wins +158
wins inside the distance +275
wins by decision +375
damn, bet he regrets getting knocked out so early now! he-he, L-O-L :-)
jorge vs winner of pettis/nate is the fight to make
Whats WMMA?
>be Joe Rogan
>wake up to the sound of my wife and daughters fighting
>have a protein shake and leave for work
>speak into a microphone for several hours about chimpanzees and internet videos
>interview Rodrigo Duterte
>come home
>wife and daughters still fighting
>call Eddie Bravo and ask if he wants to get high
>he says no
>drive over to his house anyway
>we get blazed and roll
>we puts me in a rear naked choke
>wake up on the couch
>my wife drives me home
For the 170lb toughest spic Title
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ladd got completely exposed and boxed up for 2 rounds in one of the worst decisions in recent memory, against a certified can
german de randyman is going to put her in a coma
Colby has a better chance against Fakenewsman than Jorge does. Fact. Jorge will just get taken down
What happened to the Nigzillian fight camp?
>Rencountre beat that Chechen guy who thrashed Prazeres
What the fuck. I missed that fight. So my delayed reaction is what you're getting. And it is: What the fuck. That's my reaction. That's a big upset.
place your bet on germaine she's the betting underdog
gdr is the underdog?
wuuuut?maybe the bookies think a wrestlefuck is gonna happen
Aspen Ladd was never /ourguy/
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>30-26
he must be judging again
shut up Luke
Emmett/Bektic is the true main event. Hall/Elkins should give us another nice sub.
Tony Ferguson is still technically the champ and has already defended his title twice. once Pettis and then cowboy.
He's still not wrong about them costing more than your house though.
Lul
somebody please edit the heem smile on them
A 100 years ago, Ladd would've been one of those unconventional stories of a strong woman doing good work on her family farm.
If Askren goes on a win streak how many fights away from the title is he? 2? 3?
this guy has actual fighting knowledge nd wmma expertise
bet the house on de randamie
Muslims on suicide watch.
His quickest path to the title is woodley gets booked to rematch usman, and Usman wins again, masvidal fights and loses to the winner of edwards/RDA and lawler beats Colby, Askren then rematches lawler and wins and then fights Usman.
This won't happen though.
Rencountre looked good. Showed nice judo and a decent top game as well as an excellent chin and unflappable mentality. He's also huge for the weight class.
Naurdiev seems to have cardio issues, which makes sense given his explosive striking. I am surprised Prazeres had more trouble controlling him than Rencountre did but I suppose Prazeres has cardio issues of his own and was even more tired than Naurdiev.
At least Edmen Shahbazyan looked great, eh?
suicide bombings will spike once based poirier knees cutbib out in 4 seconds
is kevin lee vs. ben askren the fight to make
Bumvidal Edwards would be great for the memes
You guys know that luke already beat jacare when in strikeforce right?
Fucken cazzies i swear
What did he mean by this?
Why is a frog trying so hard to larp as an mma fan?
ngannow BLACKS him
I actually forget he is even in the division most of the time lol
bones was supposedly nu-bones after the OSP dec too. just shut the fuck up faggot,
>Jones wins, but not in a super dominant and amazing fashion
>"LOL jones fucking SUCKS now ahahaha"
based retards
whats up with Ladds mum, Lads? Kinda hot but something seems a little off
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> wins
he got whooped and smashed, santos won 1,2,4,5
Santos won 1 and 3, that's it.
>instagram.com
It's simple, she's soulless.
he arguably won 3, he won the rest unequivocally and jones ducks a rematch
Crazy eyes
every single person that watched it had 1, 2 and 5 for santos
everyone else is fishing for (You)'s
jon won every round, john morgan literally confirmed this
According to who? You, faggot?
Dernfag on a proxy gets no (You)'s
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She went a bit overboard with filters in a few pictures, but she's definitely a milf
Who else come out of this liking Askren and Masvidal both
so? reyes supposedly won against volcan too, despite losing every aspect of the fight
I didn't see Edmen either. He didn't impress me all that much against Stewart. He's a ~15 rank guy.
It'd be better if she didn't drink so much during her pregnancies.
>hurdur
Why are you getting defensive, faggot? I posted that because of the absurdity of the judges.
Great division at the moment.
>when your mother looks better than you
oof, how looks the father? must be an utter goblin.
Worth a watch desu, he was impressive this time around.
Is she a meth addict? Why does she have 5 kids with no father in sight?
He'll get to the top 8 I reckon. Hard to say after that.
Aspen "No Dadd" Ladd
>absurdity
majority of sites had it for jones too, only people arguing are rebbitmma DCfags, which this shithole seems to be an extension of
hasn't tito had enough cte? for those who think this is a walkover del rio fought cro crop in pride and "lost" a worked fight
weak up jonny.... i did it for the natural fighters..... easy work just like oezdemir....
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Ok, wtf is this? Any NorCal/ PNW fags understand this?
Average "Swedish" man
>tito
>CTE
Are you retarded? he may be old but he's perfectly fine. That rio fight wasn't a work btw, lame pro wrestler got legitimately heemed, even got a nice love tap from cro cop after.
wme zoomers fuck off
Germany isn't much better off, Mustafa
I'm a newfag and decided to watch Fedor's biggest fights and Cain's biggest fights. Am I missing something? Because Fedor looked like a complete beast and Cain doesn't come anywhere close technically speaking, especially in striking
Why are you nerds so aggressive? The absurdity comes from the inconsistencies among the three judges.
I could heem every single dweeb doing the bottle cap challenge
how would you know Deontae/ Jose?
blagoy ivanov here
AMA u fucking cunts
your own leader throws your flag away and keeps enforcing immigration on all EU nations. beat it loser.
I've been there and have German friends. Don't be sad. Most of the first world is 56%ers now
Neither are you
Who's the GOAT sprawl n brawl fighter? Bonus points for Kino photo
I could heem you in 5 seconds fatso, gimme your address
I think he should fight Till or Wonderboy next and then after that any of the following as long as they aren't the champ at the time Woodley/Masvidal/Colby or Snoozeman.
Robbery.
That's fine. My family is 100% purebred but I'm not racist and don't care who my neighbors or wife is as long as they're good people
>My family is 100% purebred
I'll bet they are, Tyrese
Believe what you want, Chen. Or is it Afuema? Samoan names get so creative these days
It's Mikael.
do another shoey n smoke some ice upside down lad
Right on, Mikey
ew
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she has six kids, and here's aspen's dad's instagram
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Id heem you both so easily, I'm erect just at the thought
K I N O
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Relax Mikey
Relax, Karim
how the fuck do you have six kids with someone and then divorce them? Did he pedoheem aspen?
def was fucking ladds mom at 12 when he was 30
Make a new thread or things will get ugly.
>I'm 4'' sandnigger erect at the thought of flailing my brown noodle arms at the kind of person i imagine you to be
neat
I'm relaxed.
>I've been there and have German friends
literally why lol
based bong voice of reason
aspen is dating her coach who has an 8 year old daughter
...
Because it's a cool country.
mma gyms have a real quick creepy underbelly
(and that's a GOOD thing)