/heem/ #streetjesus

card status: heemed into everflushing death

Alizée raped by niggers

archive.fo/QBXsT
archive.fo/eQIAk
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Name one fighters who could beat 10 niggers.

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Not looking good Conor.

You just knew that Twitch guy was going to create a second thread.

Horrible card gets worse.

>Tfw Conor's career got ended by a nerd

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thank you khabib.

Is conair the long lost bastard child of ray winstone?

Thanks homeboy, I had the posted qued up but tabbed our and lost it.

damn even ONE this week is headlined by women

Who else is hyped for Satuday? /ourgirl/ Ladd is about to dab on a can and based Faber is taking one more run at the strap brother

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i gotchu femme
where did you get the other two pics from?
look like they're from a video
link?

Ryan Hall is on this card and you didn't mention it?

Shameful desu

Lol I thought that was next week. Why the fuck wouldn't they put Elkins and Hall on the main card

This dudes IG
instagram.com/thenotorioustop/

Has a couple vida up. Conor looking stuck in the mud

looks like a fun card

Plus Ryan Hall kino, but I'm worried /ourguy/ is going to get flushed.

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what's your favorite thing about ryan hall?

my mom heems this whole thread.

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Where can I buy a pair of those shorts?

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youtube.com/watch?v=LB3ZigDHn-o
Based Uncle Chael with the high level analysis

they should let her roid like she used to

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yeesh

Triggers casuals

>It is only business Conor

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>getting excited for WMMA and arsechin boomer
shit card, probably switch it off after my boy Ryan shatters Elkins ankles and rips all the ligaments in his knee
Bektic Emmet is ok also maybe I'll watch that

After watching his instructionals I went from thinking he's a cocky ass to thinking he's an absolutely bro-tier nerd.

Faber bout to be added to the shadow realm mat

good opinions(facts).

He embraces the fact that BJJ is a meme and uses it in the memeiest way possible to great effect

>Faber

Shouldn't they kick this midget-sized fart out of the hall of fame if he decides to unretire?

I know what I’m eating for this Saturday’s fights

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What in the fuck

CTE?

probably h&m
i have like 6 pairs that look exactly like that
but mine are from 2014

Why would they do that?

boot BJ then also while they're at it

>LOL THIS IS SO LE EBIN FUGGIN RANDUMB LOL XDDDDD UPVOTE :DDD
Fuck off, retard

what the actual fuck

>ooey, gooey

>those arms
Is Conor off the juice? Not looking good t b h

Hey guys sorry I’m late to the thread. Looks like everyone has been cordial so far!

The Twitch streamer is fuming that we didn't use his thread.

he's flushed. artem would beat him.

I thought he got home invaded and murdered after the lads shagged his wife in front of him
and if not
why not?

good thread.We want more from fight artworks and if you have anything from Jackson Pollock mma it could be nice

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Based Chael saying Thiago won 1-2-5
youtube.com/watch?v=V84_tlhcFGQ

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jones won every round unironically

What are some unheemable fighters?

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Jon in shambles

Leg kicks dont count as significant strikes

Lord Chael has spoken
JBJ is finished

r8

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RIP Dillon you will always live in our hearts

18+ Dillon Danis ATTACKED at NYC Nightclub!! youtu.be/ReTbOqvji0w

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at least he still has his ground game

worse than fight night tier

this knockout was exactly what I Ben Askren for

Is he natty?

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what do you think about streetbeefs? who's your boy? for me it's A Train

Our boy Niko is going to get slept again by another part time fighter

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Unironically cringe that someone would dare lay their hands on dillon "the chosen one" dannis

what in the fuck, holy shit

Is it just me or is this basically a brawl?

jones confirmed a can

i grieve for conor, my lost king.

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Dude is 100% on drugs here

a 0/10 if i had to pay for it

Please be cosplaying a character from adams family

For me, Streetbeefs makes me think America is becoming as dystopian as the Soviet Union. Whenever I see the US, it just looks like a depressing shithole.

Maybe the temperance movement had the right idea. So many people around the world are just living in absolute squalor. Put the booze and meth down and clean up your living space.

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How many fighters do you know on this card /heem/?
For me it's 4

>t. jordan peterson

I-is that a woman (man)?

Who is the piece of shit who put his hands on my boy?

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0-2 in the streets

dillons mom has mob connections.
that boy is gonna get it.

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As a dedicated ben-bro, it'll be fun watching askren win the rematch

I want to have sex with dillon's mother if you know what I mean

Masvidal doesnt deserve the rematch

based.

could ben askren beat paulie in bkfc?

derrick lewis got the popeyes deal where's masvidals

10:0 in the sheets

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Are there any actual heemsters in the UFC?

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Chadskren absolutely obliterates the rematch and goes on to kill Khabib

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Robbie was not out, but it was the easy way out of the fight against the nightmare ben, thats why robbie wasnt dissapointed with herb "the nigger ape" dean's decision

The getting heemed game plan didn't work on masvidal like it did on Robbie. Ben just needs to make a few adjustments

>jennifer lopez is a few weeks shy of her 50th birthday
i feel old now

What are some of your favorite non fluke victories

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Would you be able to take this creature in an MMA match?

The fastest KO in the UFC

Better than any ufc in a long time.

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>UFC 196 was 16 years ago

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>go to friend's grad party
>introduces me to a bunch of his friends
>"This is user, he practices UFC"
>mfw

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Do you guys think dillon's mother enjoys sexual intercourse?

I don't get why the white shirted nigg punched that same woman before

I myself practice Rizin
*tips hat*

Who's the Mark Wiens of MMA?

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Would you guys be kicked out of your gyms if you started throwing down on the streets?

I run a gym that only allows street fighters

My gym is the streets

that was actually a sick jab tho

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At my gym I teach pure movement.

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relax guys he won the story

What race are they?

ew wtf is that thing?

stop posting his pics

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who fucking cares about a hall of fame for a fucking sport thats younger then most of the people competing in it?

FUCK CUBANS

Askren is the biggest drawl in the UFC

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Reminder that Bobby already won the story and will also win the fight.

>mfw Ben ends George's life in the rematch
gonna be good lads

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He dropped his left tho, making him unnecessarily vulnerabel for a slip counter

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Allow me to demonstrate my feather technique, great for healing the mind and restoring the chakra of the soul

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rip

there are ""people"" in this thread, RIGHT NOW, that thought Cockhold wasn't gonna get slept

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Khabib is undefeated

>Jorge goes into a losing streak by being dominated by Tyrone/Marty/Colby/Robbie
>Ben starts his redemption arc and makes the UFC cut Jorge after the rematch

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For me, it's Chris "MightyMouse" Yarborough, convicted sex offender
youtube.com/watch?v=fbH9tYUSdzY

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People have been bombarding me for my thoughts on Ben Askren. To save time, here is what I think:

1) Jorge's flying knee was not luck. He drilled it. He planned it. He executed it. Jorge Masvidal deserves all of the props for pulling off a super hard, gutsy technique. It takes huge balls to go for it the way Jorge did, especially at the start of a high stakes fight. I am now a huge Gamebred fan.

2) A flying knee is a high risk, low probability technique with KO consequences. It rarely lands clean. However, if you land it clean, it is good night.

3) Despite this spectacular flying knee KO, it does not mean Jorge is a better fighter than Ben. If they fought another 100 times, he would unlikely score a flying knee KO in 5 seconds ever again.

4) It is genuinely hard to say who is the better fighter. We never got to see their skills in action in any area of the game.

5) If Jorge had dominated Ben for 1-2 rounds and then scored a flying knee KO (or even won by decision), I would have agreed he is better than Ben.

It might sound counterintuitive, but I still believe Ben is the best welterweight on the planet today. This loss reminds me of the time GSP got KO'd by Matt Serra. It was a huge upset, but it did not necessarily mean that Serra was better than GSP. Their rematch emphatically proved this point.

Ben might look like he just got off a couch after eating a plateful of burgers and donuts, but do not be fooled. Ben is an absolute MONSTER. His wrestling is terrifying. And, his grappling IQ, man strength, and cardio are unparalleled. Above all though, Ben simply does not break. I will not reveal any names, but I have personally seen him destroy the highest level ONE & UFC champions many times in training (also inside stories of many other gym wars in the US). You can argue that training is not a real fight, but Ben has a history and reputation of delivering the same performance in both training and competition.

Don't count Ben out. He is just getting started.

Corbin wins next time

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its virginia lad who cares

Roidson lost the fight.

What do you mean?

Is this satire? Who wrote that?

In many ways, Ben has already won the rematch

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Khabib didn't get one takedown, Tibau did.

this

who?

cringe

Jesse Wallace vs. Joe Solecki
Kenneth Bergh vs. Antonio Trocoli
Christian Ocon vs. Hunter Azure
Maki Pitolo vs. Justin Sumter
Jonathan Pearce vs. Jacob Rosales

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Yasmin Anders, the lady of middleweight Eryk Anders.

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Why make picks when you don't know any of the fighters?

Julia Budd vs. Olga Rubin
Rafael Carvalho vs. Chidi Njokuani
Juliana Velasquez vs. Kristina Williams
Ed Ruth vs. Kiichi Kunimoto

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Id like some dirty street beef if you catch my drift

Wow, gained a whole new level of respect for Askren. War Funky Ben! Like him or not, it takes a big man to suffer one of the most humiliating losses in UFC history and then go on Ariel's show a day or two later and make self deprecating jokes about it, or go on Twitter and say "I probably deserve it lol" in response to the tens of thousands of neckbeard trolls terrorizing him and his wife's social media pages. Dude wasn't even made about the extra punches Jorge landed.

It's so rare to see someone being so open and honest about a big loss like that, let alone someone who was undefeated and beaten by a bitter rival. Ben is a strong dude mentally.

Looks like Bronn now

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Jason Statham heems Khabib

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>inside stories of many other gym wars

Sorry, spammy, I'm physically unable to give a fuck about any of those.

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>Rafael Carvalho vs. Chidi "CHIDI BANG BANG" Njokuani

great body, shame about the face tho

That shirt probably cost more than your rent money.

>mfw my given name is anders

Julia Budd
Rafael Carvalho
Juliana Velasquez
Ed Ruth

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watch him spamming the shit out of this general because of this post

this isn't a general

it's /heem/

scandinavia /heem/ tournament when

why is heem so dead right now?

He looks like Ewan McGregor in Trainspotting.

Gotta cool off after heem day

me in the blue shorts

wrestling fags getting BTFO by the minute

>this fighting clock is brought to you by mode-
>OOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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can white people travel to brazil without being street heemd? not even trolling im curious

>Greg Hardy got $150,000 for his last fight
What the fuck. Can Dana quit pushing this can ?

Henry Cejudo is the greatest champion of all time and there's literally nothing you can do about it

why'd the street heem get deleted?

Of course. There are large white communities in Brazil.

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>ADS ADS ADS WE'RE AMERICAN YOU MUST LISTEN TO OUR ADS FIRST

Official product of the UFC

why not, faggot, just don't be a dumbfuck and go to the street exposing your shit like everyone else unless you want to get robbed

Reasonable opinions. Too bad most of heem are non-whites so they're masvidalcan fans on principle.

Me and the lads reaction to Bens latest fight.
BTW thats me on coach :)
youtube.com/watch?v=xKz5a4DHjWQ

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in awe of the size of you

>why not, faggot
because its a third world country?

“I’m really happy to sign with ONE,” Lineker told Guilherme Cruz. “I believe I’ll be very welcome there. They love strikers over there in Asia, so it’s gonna be a great new home for me. I’m happy and excited. I’m a brawler, you know? I love this stuff. The more exciting, the better. It’s going to be really exciting to fight there.”

You know what i'm sniffin this saturday

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why havent dana white sign you already?

48 minutes of masvidal vs akren reaction
youtube.com/watch?v=IsIUfRAhbLI

>cope

Im not black or a dyke spic so why would he?

conor stopped caring about mma long before the khabib """fight"""

imagine thinking a vicious flying knockout is a fluke but laying on top smelling another man's crotch for 15 minutes is an honest well earned victory

ameriplastic

Budd
Rafael
Velasquez
Ruth

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reminder khabib beat raging al who defeated jorge masvidal who defeated askren

jorge beat al

>Tito Ortiz will reportedly fight former pro wrestler Alberto Del Rio in his Combate Americas debut.

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Sam Alvey

give it to me straight: can ladd get to that title fight?

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>khabib is a can crus-

Daily reminder that nunes is a fraud.
Her entire "goat" run is based on strikers.
Dern will choke her out in a round. Cope.

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if by title you mean chronic yeast infections? then yes, 100%

She has 0 head movement and is going to fight one of the best female strikers in mma. Yeah I'm thinking Ladd Champ in 2020

I thought the Aleberyo guy was the President of Combate America

Joe Rogan though Holly Holm beat GDR lmao.

I thought that was George St. Pierre.

Nunes vs Holm was extremely early. Goddard is trash.

gsp looking rough

Post the Blaydes stoppage

UFC is the only poomotion that does the ads every 5 seconds thing.

Just mute it

yes
shes undefeated

Ben
Wins
The
Rematch

You mean the first fight, right? In many ways, the bout at UFC 239 never actually happened

Wait. If i cum within 5 seconds did i even have sex?

derrick lewis beat cancis ngannou

The time for joking is over
It's time for us ben-bros to fight back against this despicable r*dditor masvi-bro menace

Current Story champs of the UFC
>HW: Jon Jones
>LHW: Santos, Interim: Blackovic
>MW: GSP, Interim: Yoel
>WW: Colby
>LW: Tony
>FW: vacant, interim: Zabit
>BW: Cody
>FlW: Benavidez

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youtube.com/watch?v=onjery3f5DE

Ben won the story with the jewani interview, Masvibum is flushed

>to fight back
How you gonna do that then? Diving for a single leg?

he looks so skinny. Legs still looking juicy though, he's always had powerful calves.

CTE is a false flag

you can fight back for 5 seconds if you want to

>regular WMMA bout is a snoozefest
>title fight WMMA is always a spicy head kick KO sheem
Why is this??

it's called benmature ejaculation

Masvinun loses his next two and quits. Ben retired Baby George.

I like how this has been proven to not be a fluke by Yoel and Jan, thereby further cementing Bisping's place in the pantheon of MMA elite as the Natty King.

I told the girl it was a fluke.

Mascan isn't good enough to beat RDA, Usman, or T wood. He gets rekt and goes back to being a can or getting pulled in as a gatekeeper for a few fights at best.

try also to explain it to her bff

depends, was his cock inside you?

People at WW who beat Masvidal
>Snoozeman
>Colby (if they ever fought)
>Woodley
>RDA
>Edwards
>Maia (Still)

People at WW who beat Askren
>Snoozeman
>Colby
>Masvidal
>Lawler
>Maia

They are roughly equal.

cream always raises to the top

Enlightened-about-flying-knees-askren will be champ

>m-masvisdal will l-lose...THIS TIME

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yup

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Looking at his 13 loss record, yea, he will. All he's done is beat Till which isn't anything special going by Tills record whose big wins were over other fighters in their decline.

Hows this for cream? *unleashes 3 long piping hot ropes of milky white cum all over your head*

Masvidal definitely heems stiff chinny wrestler Usman

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Happy to see the return of dernposting my friend

*raises paw*
Uhmmmmmm owo?
Here's a stream for you daddy
*pisses all over you*
How do you like that you little bitch azz nigguh?

Let's see the tale of the tape for this SUPER HEAVYWEIGHT bout between U.S "the greatest country on earth" A and Lith "toilet" pooania.

almost got fucked by a 4-2 in her last fight

*shitpisses on both you
heh nothin personal kiddos

BROUGHT TO YOU BY MODE-
*Flying knee america in the head*
OHHHHHHGHHHH HES OUT
YEAH DAS RITE Y FRAIL AZZ KRAKKKA

Why the fuck are you nerds wasting time breaking down some fat chicks career
who cares lol

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Sex, have it

i wont post a lot until she comes back. But i fully believe the Dern comeback arc will happen.

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Conor McGregor Official

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She looks like she has fucked niggers, is fucking niggers, and will fuck niggers

little whore

your mom.

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i miss them bros

Where the lie though?

KEK that baby is already turning black

Where does drilling your nuts rank in terms of ouchy ouch?

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How was gadelha a coach on TUF?
Was she teaching them how to be a bum?

dilate, do it

Why is he writing like he has a language impairment?

Kids, get them

no they had you for that

wtf happened to conor
is it the hair
the beard
coke?
he looks like a different and older man

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yeah i was there. when joanna said "kara boca" i got hard.

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Probably because he's on panadol, morphine and every other painkiller known to man

no beard is not canon conor

mirin that dong desu

how is colby winning anything these days?
his last fight was over a year ago and all he does these days is tryharding for drama with a MAGA hat.
can't wait for robert glenn lawler to heem that foo back into his tunnel

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Take note, lads. It's the shaved beard.

punished mcgregor.....

i'm not saying it as a colby fan. But right now he's winning the story. It's just a fact. Especially if he beats Lawler. Lawler has a shot at the story.

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Is he sick?

Haven't really had a boy at heavyweight for a long time. I'm thinking about making it Ngannou, I'm listening to recent interviews and he's a comfy lad with a lot of interesting things to say.

no its cuz hes from arkansas

Fighting Mayweather causes weight gain.

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He cucks dee and his non-wife's children again?

(checked)
oh shit i just figured it out.
gooby finna go up a weight class or two

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redpill me on drew dober

I'd imagine

*America

what's next for holly the husk holm?

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My inside source tells me: Corner vs GSP.
Is it based or cringe?

wonderful quads

conor's officially flushed
stick a fork in him, i guarantee he never fights again

hes a can, thats it

People praise double champions the way they should with one devision champs. We're in a state of title inflation, belts are less and less of worth. Soon triple champions will be the standard

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faceapp amanda

someone webm this

streamable.com/l3j6f

>Dat file name

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smooth

Nunes beats CANelo in 2 rounds under boxing rules

Deyz heeyah

Well deserved for limiting his personal space

JUST

#1 when I watched it this morning

are you guys watching dana white contender series or the all star game?

she looks hot af

canelo is a roider his accomplishments are literally the result of cheating and thus meaningless

Okay tell me this. Who's the best BJJ skilled fighter nunes has beat?

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alexis davis oh nevermind she got stopped by strikes to alexis fucking davis

ARMENIA

According to TBS News (via Tokyo Reporter) Kazuhiro Kusayanagi – a veteran of Japan’s early MMA scene – has been arrested by Tokyo Metropolitan Police under suspicion of having paid a child for sex.

TR claims that the 52-year-old is accused of paying 20,000 yen ($185 USD) in cash to a 14-year-old to, “engage in acts deemed obscene at a hotel in Sagamihara City, Kanagawa Prefecture” last September. Kusayanagi is also accused of knowing the girl was underage when engaging in this activity.

Kusayanagi was reportedly quoted as saying, “I like young girls. I’ve done this with two or three other girls,” while being questioned at a police station in Nakano City, Tokyo.

Police allege that Kusayanagi first met the 14-year-old through a social-networking site and that he used that site to find opportunities for what Japanese outlets are calling ‘compensated dating.’

A month after the incident reportedly took place, a division from Tokyo police’s cyber patrol took the girl into protective custody. It was then that Kusayanagi’s name surfaced and became part of their investigation.

Kusayanagi is currently reported to be the owner of a martial arts gym in Machida City. As an MMA fighter he competed almost exclusively in the Shooto promotion between 1989 and 1998. Over that time he amassed a professional record 9-17-3.

Kusayanagi also competed in Vale Tudo Japan 1994 and the Lumax Cup in 1994 and 1995. Notable opponents on Kusayanagi’s record include Yuki Sasaki, Akihiro Gono, Yuki Nakai, and Carlos Newton.

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is this guy even training any more?
he looks awful. unless he's moving back down to Featherweight to beat up more manlets

what a shame

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He was always just a cut babby manlet killer

She gets it done in the third.

Whoever convinced women it's 'empowering' to be a whore, you're a genius

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Diaz bless

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>juu going somwhere esse?

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Germaine de Randamie vs. Aspen Ladd
Urijah Faber vs. Ricky Simon
Josh Emmett vs. Mirsad Bektic
Beneil Dariush vs. Drakkar Klose
Karl Roberson vs. Wellington Turman
Marvin Vettori vs. Cezar Ferreira

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Germaine de Randamie vs. Aspen Ladd
Urijah Faber vs. Ricky Simon
Josh Emmett vs. Mirsad Bektic
Karl Roberson vs. Wellington Turman
Marvin Vettori vs. Cezar Ferreira

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I’d Heem any mic, him included

You know who.

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GDR
Chin
Emmett
Truman
Vettori

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Kamaru gets slept
Woodley is retired
RDAss is flushed
Edwards would be fun
Maia gets hit and falls down

Ben gets k.o. by kamaru
Colby k.o's that bum
Even flushed RDA could k.o. ben
Edwards gets wrestlefuxked all night
Maia fight ends in draw

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Ladd
Faber
Bektic
Roberson
Mutante

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>this post is still up but amateur heems get deleted in 2 mins

Imagine a composition of lets say, 100 heems, superimposed over an octagon canvas

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WHAT'S THIS? OH MY GOD HE'S NOT OUT OHAHHHHHOOHOOAHHAHHH! THE FIRST DEATH IN THE OCTAGON! LITHUANIA HAS BEEN SHOT DEAD IN THE FIRST ROUND

give me the heems, i'll shop it.

[Verse 1]
Said she tired of little money, need a big boy
Pull up 20 inch blades like I'm Lil’ Troy
Now it's everybody flockin', need a decoy
Shawty mixing up the vodka with the LaCroix, yeah
G-Wagen, G-Wagen, G-Wagen, G-Wagen
All the housewives pullin’ up (Up, up)
I got a lot of toys, 720S bumpin' Fall Out Boy
You was talkin' shit in the beginning (Mm-mm)
Back when I was feelin' more forgivin' (More forgivin')
I know it piss you off to see me winnin' (See me winnin')
See the igloo in my mouth when I be grinnin’ (I be grinnin’), yeah

[Chorus]
Hunnid bands in my pocket, it's on me
Hunnid deep when I roll like the army
Get more bottles, these bottles are lonely
It’s a moment when I show up, got 'em sayin', "Wow" (Wow, wow)
Hunnid bands in my pocket, it's on me (On me)
Yeah, your grandmama probably know me (Know me)
Get more bottles, these bottles are lonely
It’s a moment when I show up, got 'em sayin', "Wow" (Wow, wow)

[Verse 2]
Everywhere I go (Hey)
Catch me on the block like I'm Mutombo (Wow)
750 Lambo in the Utah snow (Skrrt)
Trunk in the front like that shit Dumbo, yeah
Cut the roof off like a nip-tuck
Pull up to the house with some big butts
Turn the kitchen counter to a strip-club (Yeah, wow)
Me and Dre came for the...
When I got guap, all of y'all just appeared (Wow)
Before I dropped Stoney, none of y'all really cared (Cared)
Now they always say, "Congratulations," to the kid (Kid)
And this is not a 40, but I'm pourin' out this shit (Yeah)
Used to have a lot, but I got more now (Yup)
Made another hit 'cause I got bored now (Yup)
Always goin' for it, never punt fourth down
Last call, Hail Mary, Prescott touchdown, ayy

[Chorus]
Hunnid bands in my pocket, it's on me (On me)
Hunnid deep when I roll like the army (Hey)
Get more bottles, these bottles are lonely
It's a moment when I show up, got 'em sayin', "Wow" (Wow, wow)
Hunnid bands in my pocket, it's on me (Yeah, yeah)
Yeah, your grandmama probably know me Yeah, yeah
Get more bottles, these bottles

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Damn, my AP goin' psycho, lil' mama bad like Michael
Can't really trust nobody with all this jewelry on you
My roof look like a no-show, got diamonds by the boatload
Come with the Tony Romo for clowns and all the bozos
My AP goin' psycho, lil' mama bad like Michael
Can't really trust nobody with all this jewelry on you
My roof look like a no-show, got diamonds by the boatload
Don't act like you my friend when I'm rollin' through my ends, though

[Verse 1: Post Malone]
You stuck in the friend zone, I tell that four-five the fifth, ayy
Hunnid bands inside my shorts, DeChino the shit, ayy
Try to stuff it all in, but it don't even fit, ayy
Know that I been with the shits ever since a jit, ayy
I made my first million, I'm like, "Shit, this is it," ayy
30 for a walkthrough, man, we had that bitch lit, ayy
Had so many bottles, gave ugly girl a sip
Out the window of the Benzo, we get seen in the rent'
And I'm like "Whoa, man, my neck so goddamn cold”
Diamonds wet, my t-shirt soaked
I got homies, let it go, oh
My money thick, won't ever fold
She said, "Can I have some to hold?"
And I can't ever tell you no

[Chorus: Post Malone]
Damn, my AP goin' psycho, lil' mama bad like Michael
Can't really trust nobody with all this jewelry on you
My roof look like a no-show, got diamonds by the boatload
Come with the Tony Romo for clowns and all the bozos
My AP goin' psycho, lil' mama bad like Michael
Can't really trust nobody with all this jewelry on you
My roof look like a no-show, got diamonds by the boatload
Don't act like you my friend when I'm rollin' through my ends, though

[Verse 2: Ty Dolla $ign]
The AP goin' psycho, my Rollie goin' brazy
I'm hittin' lil' mama, she wanna have my babies
It's fifty on the pinky, chain so stanky
You should see the whip, promise I can take yo' bitch
Dolla ridin' in an old school Chevy, it's a drop top
Boolin' with a thot-thot, she gon' give me top-top
Just one switch, I can make the ass drop (Hey)
Ayy, take you to the smoke shop

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Yoooooooooooo dis legless krakkka wildin out lmaoooooo

Double OT
I'm a new three

[Chorus]
Saucin', saucin', I'm saucin' on you
I'm swaggin', I'm swaggin', I'm swaggin', oh-ooh
I'm ballin', I'm ballin', Iverson on you (Swish, ooh, ayy)
Watch out, watch out, watch out, yeah
That's my shot, that's my shot, that's my shot, yeah
Spendin', I'm spendin' all my fuckin' pay

[Verse 1]
I got me some braids and I got me some hoes
Started rockin' the sleeve, I can't ball with no Joes
You know how I do it, Concords on my toes
(This shit is hard), ooh
I ain't rich yet, but you know I ain't broke, I
So if I see it, I like it, buy that from the store, I
I'm with some white girls and they lovin' the coca
Like they OT
Double OT like I'm KD, smokin' OG
And you know me, in my 2-3s and my gold teeth
Bitch, I'm smiling, bet you see me from the nosebleeds
I'm a new three and I change out to my new 3s

[Pre-Chorus]
White Iverson
When I started ballin', I was young
You gon' think about me when I'm gone
I need that money like the ring I never won, I won

[Chorus]
Saucin', saucin', I'm saucin' on you
I'm swaggin', I'm swaggin', I'm swaggin', oh-ooh
I'm ballin', I'm ballin', Iverson on you
Watch out, watch out, watch out, yeah
That's my shot, that's my shot, that's my shot, yeah
Spendin', I'm spendin' all my fuckin' pay

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Lighting stog after stog, I choke on the smoke
They tell me to quit, don't listen what I'm told
They help me forget that this world is so cold
I don't even know what I'm chasin' no more
Tell me what I want, just keep searchin' on
It's never enough, cup after cup
Blunt after blunt
I wouldn't give one if I could find a fuck, ha, ha, ha, uh
In the cut and I put that on my momma
And my bitch called talkin' 'bout some drama
I swear there ain't no time for women on the come up
It's either pussy or the commas

[Chorus]
Man, I just wanna go flex
Gold on my teeth and on my neck
And I'm stone cold with the flex
With my squad and I'm smokin' up a check
Man, I just wanna go flex
Gold on my teeth and on my neck
And I'm stone cold with the flex
With my squad and I'm smokin' up a check

[Verse 2]
Uh, yeah, push the gas, get a motherfuckin' nose bleed
She ain't never met a youngin' do it like me
She got a man but she says she really like me
She doin' things to excite me
She sendin' all her friends snaps of my new tracks
'Cause all these hoes know what's about to come next
I hit my plug up, got the paper connect
I drop a couple bands I just wanna go

[Chorus]
Man, I just wanna go flex
Gold on my teeth and on my neck
And I'm stone cold with the flex
With my squad and I'm smokin' up a check
Man, I just wanna go flex
Gold on my teeth and on my neck
And I'm stone cold with the flex
With my squad and I'm smokin' up a check

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...

To the wrestlefuck-weight or the cutting-not-to-fight-at-lightheavyweight-weight? Based in any case.

There are too many divisions. There should only be three S, M and L.

>He makes memes now, my man makes memes!

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Cute dress

I was so disappointed that he hates memes

That's the kind of stuff Tupac and Tyson wore in the '90s.

Is he gay or not?

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OH MY BASED

>those veins
im thinking roids

I don’t get it tho

ben won

Für sure meine Diggs

Who are the best mma guys without a wrestling background? GSP started late, Max Holloway?

Cerroney?

DWTNCS starts at the top of the hour

Good shout

Are flying knees going to become a meme used from now on?

Also... is this what California looks like now?

youtube.com/watch?v=7RBWuYFeg9Y

So what the fuck is happening with Ryan Hall? Guy is 34 and undefeated in the UFC, rarely fights and his next is against rank 15. What's the point? Does Dana hate him or does Ryan not care that much?

Are most black people like that?

I don’t think Dustin wrassled

Starting every round with a flying knee will be the new meta. Cazzies will think three piece started this, but it was Werdum.

>not training
>constantly drinking
>presumably drug use
Wow shocking that he is aging so quickly

Any Mexican in a killing spree

but only 2 rounds

He was refusing to take fights with bums or no names and it has taken him forever to get a top 15 fighter actually willing to fight him.

coked out.

Rogan sees his bum and likes it (thinking it’s a girl I guess?) then he realiazes it’s adesanya and is shocked or more intrigued. Not sure which.

HS wrassler, says wiki

Thought he was a 10 grade dropout?

This dudes chin is already deleted. Rosales is going to flush him

he's drinking way too much of his whiskey. he looks bloated.

crackstreams.com/mmastreams/watch-dana-white-contender-series-live-2019/

So 9th grade drop out
“I dropped out in the ninth grade. I went to juvenile detention around my freshman year and things just got complicated. But I’ve educated myself through the fight game. I’ve traveled the world and learned so much by paying attention to everything around me. I’ve been in the same room as people who are hugely successful in the world of business, and I’ve learned so much about the game just because I pay attention. I’m getting opportunities to meet people and be in rooms I otherwise never would have been able to experience had it not been for the things I’ve done in the fight game.”

>Gooby fighting people his height
kek
everyone at WW will eat his punches and murder him either by GnP or heem him to death

Dunno. It's been a while since I watched the doc about him and lafayette scene. Could be though.

Winder heems Jones

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The CTE is starting to kick in

twitter.com/Benaskren/status/1148748674920570880

thanks.

Seems to be struggling a bit to speak at the end...

dana whites cte series

Rim Asscan got KO'd in 5 seconds

Kron Gracie vs Cub Swanson October 12th

twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/1148749484723040257

1-1 with gatekeeper Diaz

Kabob heemd
Tony heems gooby
Dustin rematch Heems gooby
Al heems gooby
Cowboy prolly heems gooby
Mcgregor is flushed lads

*heems the LHW and HW division*

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Is this Max basically admitting to roids?

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don't forget Gaethje

Honestly, Conor looks alright for being 43.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>he

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su madre puta?

Good point , honestly if Kevin Pee still wants to make 155 that’d be a good fight to get his feet wet

Tu marto pro nada

Since when are you in heem Dominican bro i thought I was the only one

Gaethje would kill Lee

Why won't anyone give me (You)s?

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>its real
based jorge

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Für sure, meant gooby vs lee, wouldn’t happen but i wouldn’t mind it

pussy ever gonna fill in those rockers

Here you go! Heems been kinda slow Post Heem day

throughout the whole thing

sad!

Reminder

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is that that blacked.com nigga?

*makes a meme*

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Amid evil is a lot better than dusk lads

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She’s not a prostitute

HEEEEEEEEEEM

Here's a (you) out of pity, try stepping up your cawntent game b

lmao what the fuck

Maybe you aren't a drawl b

What a bodylet

Fersure he is blogbusser, love him like a brother

dana white gets the enjoyment of a roman emperor without any real threat of being assassinated

Dude why

pretty sure he just wants (You)s.
SAD

WHY DOES SANKO HAVE TO WEAR THESE SKIRTS EVERY TIME?

I can never pay attention to anything else

>without any real threat of being assassinated
I think you'd be surprised

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dang I just got unheem'd from a 7 day vacation, I would've submitted picks. Do it next week and you will have my submission for sure. Bless.

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fuckin hawaiins man they hit hard as fuck

Oh fersure 100%

i want to have doggystyle sex with her

What kind of goof post a link is read of a ss? Do you even want (you)s bro?

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soon

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>okamoron scored it for thiago santos

Could you heem Chris Ocon?

So she fucked that black dude for free?

I would heem Jon Jones

>twitter.com/Benaskren/status/1148748674920570880

Holy shit, around 14 second mark through the end of the video the CTE gets progressively worse. I thought it was just memes and kidding around, but I think Masvidal legit heemed Askren into brain damage.

Kron wins the story and the fight. Scrub Swanson should retire.

I like how they all have daggers, except that one guy has a sword, and the other dude’s like “what the fuck are you doing, Rick?”.

Based or cringe?

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Another submission defencelet for Kron. You wouldn't be surprised.

what an absolute can

Gonna be completely honest here boys, if you scored that fight for Thiago Santos you should probably fucking kill yourself

Can Swanson is just a jobber they feed to people they want to get over. 12 months from now we will be watching Modelo Commercials about Kron Gracie

is that xxxtentacion in Ocan's corner?

cope and seethe 1,2,5

Azure looks like the oldest 27 year old I've ever seen

based i hope these faggots murder eachother

Its post-flying-knee ben askren

this guy walks up and slaps your ass
what do

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hit the dab

Kron is getting flushed, Cub is bad news for Kron Gracie.

I have never watched bushleauge regional MMA before holy shit these guys suck

The 3 peach and a blowjob Schaub style

has sweden's own scrub swanson recovered from the aldo knees yet? it's gonna be a long road ahead for ben askren

I went to an ammy event at a casino in coconut creek once and saw these 2 chicks fight each other and it was literally a slapping match

HOW THE FUCK DID HE NOT COMPLETE THAT GUILLOTINE

hug his crotch

This is the equivalent of the NBA draft. You're looking at the athletic talent MMA attracts.

seething boxfag

10-9 Asshurt

shit you shouldve seen last weeks if you think this sucks, at least we've got some finishes here last week was all decisions

CUM punk should have fought on this shit

leg heem

My mma nickname is "the destroyer"

crackstreams.com/mmastreams/watch-dana-white-contender-series-live-2019/

keep punching him brainlet

This is so fucking pathetic how can you not sink a choke with an open neck like that

Post your sherdog profile you flaming faggot

WRESTLERS ARE SO FUCKING BORING

Never been on Sherdog a day in my life I'm a 239er

instagram.com/p/Bzji-j2ntwM/
cuxing cannot into kicks

>Ocan

How would I do in the contender series?

Is this the greatest knockout of all time

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If this manlet gets a contract I'm protesting outside the apex building.

dana didnt even look at that can, no contract

I will give Dana shit about it next time he comes to the high rollers table at the palms

the guy couldnt finish if he had 30 days of nofap. Dana is more likely to berate him for wasting his time

>playing ufc
>heem someone who picked till
>message them toilet till
Its the simple things.

For me it's Finnbro and Dutch poster

Yes.

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Was Chuck Liddell legit

Objectively /ourguys/
>Tony Ferguson
>Jon Jones
>Colby Covington

Objectively reddit
>Cuckmier
>Memebender
>le Ballsarehot Man

yeah he was a legit can

In the same way max holloway is currently legit, once the chin is remotely cracked its done

Can crusher no one beat was any good

>beat Prime Roided Vitor
>Heem'd Prime Mezger
>Heem'd Prime Randleman
>Heem'd Prime Babalu
>Heem'd Prime Tito
>Heem'd Prime Randy
>Heem'd Young Overeem
>Beat Semi-Flushed Wandy
Idk senpai you tell me?

cazzie pls go

*GADOOSH*

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Tito

prime chuck heems jon

>6'6
>202
does this mans have bird bones what the fuck?

Ellie > Jade

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rumor has it he has a tattoo for every minute he's stalled on against the cage

I would put my penis into them if you know what I mean

tappy

if rampage and all those other fags couldn't do it then chuck definitely could not have

watch it buddeh

is there anything less satisfying than a submission finish? literally couldnt give a fuck about em desu

Imagine bisping finding you balls-deep in his daughter

Webm of that jaw breaker RNC

less satisfying? a no contest due to a security concern

holy fuck his foot is broken as fuck

BRRRRR BRRRRRRRR
CAZZIE ALERT
KILL URSELF MY MAN

That's a negative my man 100% Anglo genes means she is going to look like absolute shit by 40 if not 30. Jade is also much smaller which adds to her cute factor

if you arent tabbing away from any fight that goes to the ground then you might be a homosexual my friend

Reading your post

did herb just kick that dude

Based Herb Dean

heeem sleepy

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based

what are you watching im not casual just out of the loop

RDA vs Masvidal is my dream fight, RDA's pressure would bring the best out of Masvidal, Masvidals boxing is better and RDA gets hit a lot. But with RDA being so hard to put away, Masvidal could start to drop rounds if he slows down.

i didnt know canelo fought kevin lee

Her mom still looks great at ~40. It's all to do whether you have inbred retard genes or not.

look at his quads, conor's never even making 155 again

Dana White's Tuesday Night Need To Fill Fight Night Prelim Slot Series

>im not casual
lel

EVERYBODY GETS A CONTRACT

>gave out 5 contracts
based dana

kek 5 contracts
fights were pretty good tho

the absolute mad man

Merciful Dana

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Rebecca does look good, however she's got a touch of DJ Mikey B in there too Buddeh and the stories he tells about his family lead me to believe that there might be some 'breedin in there

How do I achieve this levels of mustache aesthetic

Be 56%er

>however she's got a touch of DJ Mikey B
bisping looks great for his age too. not to mention he's a literal professional athlete at a world champion level.

Based Oprah Dana silencing all the Redditcucks with 5 Reebux contracts

FUCK YOU BRENDAN LOUGHNANE

youtu.be/gu4ZE1hlfEg
@10:06 they censor Schaub. What did he say?

>Brendan opens with anti-Asian racism

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So Ben was winning right before the flying kick! ?:^)

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New thread

New thread

cute canelo

young sefo had a cool look

>its another Cub Swanson proves his black belt in bjj is worthless
oh boy

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imagine not having an ad block

Khabib confirmed WHITE