/trans/ are Stevie edition

MLS is the "I give up, I'm retiring" league

Unironically Manure

VAMOS *claps*

Juve

What is even the context of that picture?
Why does he wear the costume?

His own bedroom. Where his sister is.

He has to get some extra work

I mean, who realistically could live on the pittance that a footballer earns?

It's not as bad as the Chinese league in that sense

Why do scousers rate him as a manager? He’s fucking shite, finished second behind a celtic team on their last legs and couldn’t win any silverware

Overshadowed by Lampard in his playing career and management career (heck, even Scholes is a better manager than him)

He’ll be on the dole again come Christmas and Liverpool might let him manage their under 9s team again if he’s lucky

No, the Chinese league is the "I like funding my cocaine habit more than I like my profession" league

Got a secret preview showing at my cinema in a bit lads, shall report back later tonight

Popsicle comercial from when he was just starting out, he wears a bunch of costumes

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They also think he is a good player when he single handedly cost them the league and got England knocked out of the world cup

Scousers don't know a thing about football

>it's not as bad as the Chinese League
*is your all-time top scorer*

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What movie, la?

Turkey is the "in denial" league

Don't find out until it starts la

Probably be a shitty horror movie about possession then

Charlton legend la'

why are his hands white?

He's a hologram and they didn't finish rendering

Because everyone has a little bit of good somewhere inside them

Bleach from doing the washing up

based, Andriy Lunin was always miles better

Hands against the wall when he was spraypainted

Just realized Sturridge is about to go John Wick on LA

very original

look the fact is that liverpool are going to win the league next season

Flamengo

Thanks, thought it up myself

how has #cowappreciationday passed me by?
my favourite animals apart from bears

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They produce the best meat

For me its Bears, then Squirrels

But cows are also based

i wouldn't know about that, but they do have pretty eyes

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>not having your favourite animal as an otter

Degenerates all around me

decent choice
concerningly, i don't appear to have any otter webms

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>Eriksen preparing to show up to Spurs preseason after Tottenham receive no official bids for the midfielder (Guardian)

>Celtic losing away in Europe again

Falcons >>>>> any shitty land animal

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pish football team with nothing going for them except a cauldron of a stadium

birds are too excitable; they need to learn to relax
flightless birds are fine

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state of you

>Breaking: Tom Heaton is closing in on a move to Aston Villa. [gregg evans]

>tfw starting to reach the point where there are some alright preseason friendlies and European qualifiers

villa are gonna finish top half

>#lufc #ALAW #MOT
No sign of Kalvin Phillips in any of the new kit launch video promotions, publicity shots or photo ops (despite him being a fan's favourite last year).

Lelds are ded

I'll take 17th

But I like the way you think

they're nowhere near as good as lesta wolves and everton

Yeah, but still could finish above united and Chelsea just below them

but they are better than man u and chelsea

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Definitely correct.

m8 Fwank is an easy 6 points for Villa. He lacks the IQ to solve Dean Smith

Don't forget Potter and Wilder's hangover from dropping a 3 goal lead to them

>He scored a league goal on average every 38 minutes, a better strike rate than Barcelona's Lionel Messi, Juventus' Cristiano Ronaldo and last season's Premier League top scorer Mohamed Salah.
Ah yes, Salah, the guy who shared it with Mane and Aubamayeng. Why is Salah always the one used? Why is Salah always the 'go to' guy even when it's not true? Aubamayeng played 3 fewer (or was it 5?) games than Salah and Mane and scored the same amount of goals. But the BBC always uses Salah even when there's plenty of alternatives.

because salah's the best/most celebrated player

probably because he won it the year before as well, breaking the record

Are Mane and Auba Muslims? If not, we have our answer.

I was under the impression that Frank Lampard solved football?

mane and aubameyang are not as good as salah

Hoffenheim, Bremen, Duesseldorf and Metz are looking at Assale

Name my band.

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they're going about buying half a squad a much better way than fulham did, but i reckon top half will be out of reach

var changed the rules though, so he has to solve it again now

frank solved how to finish in the exact same position as the previous season but with a better squad

MEOWING

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Frank did one match better

I just hope he finds his dog.

maximum lelds

Is this why he had to go?

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anyone selling shit players?

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>Sell Lindelof
>Bay Harry Maguire for £80 million
OLE'S AT THE WHEEL

yes i have a shit muslim cb available right now

that african player umtiti is better than lindelof. sounds like bollocks news to me

>Buy Maguire

Leicester don't sell average players to mid-low table teams anymore.

Mane definitely is, no idea about Auba

You didn't hear it from me, but I reckon Edu will do a good job at Arsenal if he's allowed to

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Based capybara poster.
King of all animals!

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Auba comes from a region of Africa were Islam isn't prevalent, so no unless he converted.

>mfw Man U get relegated

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isn't he actually from France though?

Icardi is supposedly pushing for a move to Liverpool. That transfer is unlikely to say the least. I also found this article:

blackwhitereadallover.com/2019/7/7/20683706/mauro-icardi-inter-milan-juventus-2019-serie-a-summer-transfer-rumors-analysis

>Mauro Icardi needs to not be a thing

>according to some reports, Juve Director of Football Fabio Paratici flew out to Ibiza to meet with Icardi and his wife/agent, Wanda Nara, about a deal, this one’s back on my mind.
>Let’s not mince any words here: Juventus should not sign Mauro Icardi under any circumstances.

>This has nothing to do with his talent. He is fantastically good at putting the ball into the goal — he’s scored 134 goals in 251 first-team games between Sampdoria and Inter since getting his debut with the Blucerchiati in Serie B in in 2012. He’s been a massive thorn in Juve’s side, developing a special knack for scoring against the Bianconeri.
>But Icardi is also a cancerous human being. On a team that is still in transition and in the middle of developing a new generation of leaders, having Icardi — and Nara — in the fold has every chance of producing the same kind of drama that is ending his time at Inter now.
The article talks about him cucking Maxi Lopez. Afterwards...

>Icardi’s time as Inter’s skipper has not been without incident. A year after being given the armband, he released an autobiography that recounted his version of a heated exchange between himself and Inter ultras following a 3-1 away loss to Sassuolo.

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>so no unless he converted
didnt he recently move to London?

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can't see Klopp wanting anything to do with Icardi or Wanda

>The self-aggrandizement of the passage was mind-blowing. He depicts himself as being greeted like a hero by his teammates when he arrived in the locker room, and brushed off the concerns of team officials who wondered if certain ultras would wait by his house to confront him. Pumping up the roughness of the neighborhood he grew up in, Icardi brushed off this fear, writing, “How many of them are there? Fifty? A hundred? Two hundred? OK, record my message and let them hear it. I will bring 100 criminals from Argentina who will kill them on the spot.”

>It’s small wonder, then, how swiftly and completely the Inter fan base turned on him after his petulant reaction to being stripped of the captaincy in February. It hadn’t helped that his wife, who had become his agent in the years since, had spent the season up to that point negotiating a potential contract extension through the media and publicly criticizing his teammates through her position as a talking head on the popular Mediaset program Tiki Taka (although what exactly qualifies her for such a role other than being good looking and married to one of the most controversial players in the league is difficult to determine).

>The dispute between the team and the Icardis took on almost comical levels of drama. Icardi claimed a knee injury, despite Inter’s medical staff deeming him completely fit after an examination, allegedly telling then-coach Luciano Spalletti “I’ll tell you when I’m ready to play.” He demanded the club publicly rehabilitate his image. The soap opera reached a crescendo when Beppe Marotta, newly hired as a director at Inter, called in to Tiki Taka and spoke directly to a tearful Nara offering support after a group of ultras threw projectiles at a car that she was driving with her children inside — an absolute no under all circumstances, obviously.

>>But Icardi is also a cancerous human being
feels unlikely that klopp would go for him then

>and his wife/agent
this is worse than Rabiot

>SBNation
and ignored

So he is, but his dad was playing football from the local team at the time
>mother is spanish
He's almost certainly catholic then

absolute mad lad

>606 episode at the end of the season
>"*Newly promoted team* (idk, maybe Brentford or something) should give us our place out of respect for all we've done
>"We're man united, we deserve to be in the prem"

The reverse Leicester will happen eventually. Remember Chelsea were once in a 'relegation battle' and finished 10th.

Based and Brentpilled

looking for neymar, you seen him?

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I think it's more likely to happen to Chelsea

>Absent owner
>Transfer ban
>Probably not going to spend money on the players they've sold after anyway

Reminding me a lot of villa about 5 years ago

newcastle, man u, and...?

>*Loses to South Africa*
>*does it in the same stadium that his own nation rigged*
MAGISTERIAL IMPERIAL PERFORMANCE FROM THE MUSLIM MAESTRO!

*smokes meth in your path*

Sheffield

Brighton

>why is the winner of the golden boot for the past two seasons always presented as the best forward
>must be because he is a muslim (even though Mane is also)
cope

Did they split last season's golden boot?

the new fulham aka aston villa

They both got one yeah

Does Neymar Jr have sex with his sister?

Whats the reasoning for doing that if so?

Yes, that's how it happens because there is no tie-breaker for amount of games played in which case Auba would have won. Hilarious, really. Playing with 10 men every time Ozil plays and still scoring the same amount.

Sheffield

But who got

THE

golden boot?

because it's hot? fucking fag

>Does Neymar Jr have sex with his sister?
How would we possibly know?
>Whats the reasoning for doing that if so?
She's hot, what other reason could you possibly need?

Except it specifically says 'last seasons', not the season before. Aguero is statistically the best striker.

Why are they so friendly?

Neither based nor transfer pilled

The penis (male) goes in the vagina (female)

>only with his sister
Step it up, become like the Japanese VN's.

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Gotta keep the bloodline pure

except the statistic of who scored the most goals

fucking based

>Inter officials are due in the UK this week as they step up talks with Manchester United over a deal for Romelu Lukaku, Sky Sports News understands.

In the last two seasons, yes, but in terms of PL history, in total, etc... Aguero is miles better.

get fucked knaresborough

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o-oh dear..

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sneed

What kind of dynamic would even produce that sort of shit?

This.

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>Aguero scored more PL goals than Salah during seasons that Salah wasn't even in the league
no shit

poorly-written weeb shite

Right, so thanks for your concession agreeing that Aguero is better. Cheers, blud.

Fucking Japan

>all this scouse delusion
Grim.

between 2007 and 2009 andriy voronin scored more premier league goals than sergio aguero
FACT

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Except Aguero has 164 in the PL and not 56. Will Salah beat Aguero? Possibly, but unlikely.

>Tomaru Sawagoe
imagine going at your great granddaughter

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Why aren't the BBC comparing players to Jimmy Greaves? He has way more goals in England than than Salah. Must be too white for them

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to scousers itt,

get jobs.

>implying your great-great-great grandaughter isn't pretty fine

Which is what is.

Right, so thanks for your concession agreeing that Voronin is better. Cheers, blurt.

>BBC? Having agendas? IMPOSSIBLE. TOTALLY FREE, IMPARTIAL AND COMPLETELY UNBIASED!!!!!!!! YOU'RE JUST ALT-RIGHT INCELS
I'm HOWLING at the SEETHING scouse.

to non-scousers itt

pay my dole

Except Voronin doesn't have more goals than Aguero in the PL. How are you this fucking retarded? If you wanna suck off Salah's cock because you fantasise about him ramming your arsehole whilst reciting the Qu'ran, fucking say so. Don't play the 'i'll ignore what you've been saying and hope people will not read and just follow what I say' shit.

definitely seems like the scousers are seething and not you

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slippy on suicide watch

anyone rec a website for laptops? looking for a top spec gaming macbook pro so I can play minecraft

>Three people win the Golden Boot last year
>Two of them played 38 games, one played 35 games
>They shared it
>BBC only mentions one of them
>This oddity is pointed out
>WELL IT'S BECAUSE OF THIS AND I'M GONNA GO OFF ON TANGENTS ABOUT LITERALLY WHO'S AND IGNORE THE FACT THE BBC COULD HAVE GONE 'Shared' OR SOMETHING SIMILAR.

Wahey

I'm watching Luzern play Crystal Palace and someone just yelled 'GO ON SON'.How do these people get everywhere?

BBC news is just a centre right mouthpiece now. They have literally been caught having actors come on as members of the public to support the government, warm Question Time audiences up with anti-left jokes, and refused to even cover Bannon outright admitting Boris Johnson lied about their connection because "hehe le epic quote have I got news for you politician ^__^"

hehehe

Lol, you think I pay enough tax for it to go on your dole? It all goes on the champers budget at the Tory Christmas party

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT RE YOUSES LADS MAS

i've shagged em

Why are United selling Lukaku?

it's a very common practice in brazil

>Why did they choose the guy who won the golden boot for a 2nd year in a row and is clearly the biggest star out of the 3

Hmmm really makes me think.

It's almost as if.... The media wants to maximise their clicks/attention... Woah

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theyre happy to keep him but Conte is obsessed for some reason

what the fuck is going on in this thread

BBC is a very right wing, brexit imposing left wing dominated remain media propaganda machine

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT RE MAD ABL

have six

Is this a weird opposite world or something, when the BBC has outright been caught doing the OPPOSITE? Fucking Christ.

I don't know, I'm too drunk to keep up

AH YES, the famous BBC, that requires ad revenue to operate and thus uses clickbait. Totally, specifically and completely unrelated to tax, grants and broadcast licenses paid by the public in the specific hope to avoid the need for clickbait. Nuh-uh.

some lad sperging out because the BBC dared to mention Salah without pointing out that Mane and Auba also won the golden boot.

abls foaming at the mouth

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express.co.uk/news/uk/1052289/bbc-newsnight-vicargate-lynn-marina-hayter-brexit

BBC hired an actor to shill for the Tories and their Brexit deal.

Laura cuntsberg is a massive Tory who literally refuses to mention Johnson/Bannon story.

Fuck BBC, Tory cunts who consistently give platforms to the far right with right wing hosts like Andrew Neill and Dimblebey. Hope based Jezza shuts the cunts down

t. lad 'sperging out' trying to become a meme

you're the 'HDMI boomer' user who does this to become an 'le epic' gimmick poster. Fuck off.

>He doesn't understand that the BBC profits off foreigners

LaughingWhores.jpg

Why do you think they let Jeremy Clarkson get away with his shit for years? Yanks gave the BBC money to watch him

mlelsoi is worse than the chink league.

>BBC caught censoring BoJo when he said anti-EU remarks
>Totally Brexit supporting right wing!
GRIM.

>andrew neil
>right wing
please in future add "im a total spastic but" at the beginning of your posts

>REEE WHY SALAH AND NOT BOOMERWANG :(((

The absolute state kek

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are you serious?

I know they do lad, but this meme they're some far right wing brexit supporting mastermind is a fucking lie. We all know all the 'diversity' shit they plop out is to sell to Yanks but this meme about it beinrg right wing needs to stop.

andrew neil is fairly right wing

Andrew Neil was literally an editor for the Spectator, don't try pull some no true scotsman bullshit. Neil has always been on the right and he'd say so himself

>Boomerwang
>thinks it's just about Boomerwang
Or the fact Mane wasn't mentioned either, you fucking nonce? You're the kind of guy who defended BBC for saying that Marta is the best world cup scorer of all time because she's score more goals that Klose at world cups.

please in future add "im a total spastic but" at the beginning of your posts

i'm thinking that if all the right wingers think the bbc are leftist and all the lefties think the bbc are facists then they're probably doing a decent job of being impartial

Who can stop >us?

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is this an instant argument winner?

>he'd say so himself
he has been questioned on it many times and denied it.
also been accused of being left wing. why talk about a subject you know nothing of?

The only people who think the BBC is right wing are left wingers
The only people who think the BBC is left wing are right wingers

>Marta is the best world cup scorer of all time
objectively true

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Ok so please explain to me what the conspiracy behind Salah over Mane is?

BBC news is centre right
BBC TV programming is liberal centre left

im a total spastic but andrew neil is fairly right wing

>Malexis not even better than Martial
Grim

I see, wonder who they will replace him with. Can't imagine them getting a big name striker and there's no way Ole will be able to handle Icardi and Wanda.

>9 July
>English Football League
Dion Donohue [Portsmouth - Mansfield] Free
Alex Gilliead [Shrewsbury - Scunthorpe] Undisclosed
Connor Mahoney [Bournemouth - Millwall] Undisclosed
Isaac Mbenza [Montpellier - Huddersfield] Undisclosed
Arijanet Muric [Man City - Nottingham Forest] Loan
Alex Pattison [Middlesbrough - Wycombe] Free
Nathan Ralph [Dundee - Southend] Undisclosed
Noah Smerdon [Gloucester City - Exeter] Undisclosed
Tom White [Gateshead - Blackburn] Undisclosed

>Scottish Premiership
Mohamed El Makrini [Roda JC - Kilmarnock] Free

>International
Alberto Moreno [Unattached - Villarreal] Free

>Women's Super League
Aoife Mannion [Birmingham - Man City] Free

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editor's note: the person who thinks andrew neil is left wing is likely a ben shapiro fanboy

>right wing
he considers non-whites human so no

>wonder who they will replace him with
probably no one

Yea, still haven't replaced Carrick.

>being a muslim brings this level of SEETHE
Salah is pretty based desu. Humble, religious, doesn't extravagantly spend or flash money. If he was Christian /pol/acks would worship him

Actual Africans are pretty based especially compared to ones born/raised in Europe

My favourite part about right wingers complaining about the BBC is how they complain they don't post any pro-brexit news compared to a lot of anti-brexit news

>Andrew Neil wrote that the Sunday Times had been vindicated in its coverage, "The Sunday Times was one of a handful of newspapers, perhaps the most prominent, which argued that heterosexual Aids was a myth. The figures are now in and this newspaper stands totally vindicated... The history of Aids is one of the great scandals of our time. I do not blame doctors and the Aids lobby for warning that everybody might be at risk in the early days, when ignorance was rife and reliable evidence scant." He criticised the "AIDS establishment" and said "Aids had become an industry, a job-creation scheme for the caring classes.

>Brit food is bad meme
>American as Apple Pie!
Grim. Hamburgers are English as well.

no more political discussions as of this post
no more liverpool/abl shitflinging as of this post

please

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That's because they still want to LARP as Crusaders or roaring lions on the internet, rather than living in the real world

It's a conspiracy by the BBC to promote Islam and Liverpool by promoting this one Muslim from Liverpool over the other

t. Seething ABL Scouse Right-Wing Liberal.

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Mane is a muslim to you shitposting /pol/ mong

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Das Is Mane is a lost cause. He's black. He'll never be accepted. But North Africans are considered white by all major world governing bodies. So showing that a white dude is a Muslim is a pro.

>abl
not sure what people who don't like leicester have to do with liverpool to be honest

See mate.

>North Africans are considered white by all major world governing bodies

this is an assault on scotland

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>Man Utd have been given permission to speak to Mario Lemina
he's shit wouldn't even bother

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banoffee pie is top tier minimum, cunt

>"White" refers to a person having origins in any of the original peoples of Europe, the Middle East or North Africa.
Yes?

>nik naks bottom
>fucking quavers mid

No sir, your list is shit and your life is meaningless

think the black pudding hate is purely psychological, it's just a strong sausage
also some rankings on this list just seem off, how are cottage and shepards pie ranked higher than steak and kidney pie

Paki hands

white refers to people who are white, where they're from is irrelevant

It's too, North Africans (plus Middle Easterners, which is a specific part of West Asia) are Aramaic people and therefore white by definition of the UN, G20 etc. This is where the 'Argentina is white' meme comes from because the people come from Aramaic origins.

Do you consider him white?

Salah would likely not appreciate you calling him white

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fucking britbongs ruining a perfectly good /trans/ thread

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Would black pudding chipolatas called something like "West Indies-Style Sausages" sell do you think?

See my point is Salah is white by all definitions of World Governing Bodies and I specifically used that to prevent you fucks arguing the toss.

I do not care either way but going by 'higher' authorities than me, headed by the most important nations on this planet, world government bodies and so on, yes. What I think is rather irrelevant. This is why I always chuckle when people 'reee' about the term 'Asians'. Pakis are South Asian, other Middle Easterners are Asian too (West Asian) but in terms of world wide recognition they are white and when Yanks 'laugh' the the term 'Asian' being some weird political propaganda thing they forget that their own government considers them white, which shuts them up quick smart. Asian Rape Gangs becomes White Rape Gangs and suddenly their tact changes.

Tough shit, he can take it up with the UN, USA, UK, France etc.

>Argies are actually Arabs

>le lift my shorts up footballer pic
hope his coffin is wrapped in pigskin

How did he concede that?

Salah outscored Kun in both of his PL seasons. He is the better forward.

Why does the English transfer window close so early compared to the rest of Europse?

if it's cooked up and you fed it to someone none the wiser, they'd like it
people just hate on black pudding because they're squeamish about the idea of a blood sausage

No, read Argentinians are from the native peoples of Europe. Actual native Argentinians are obviously not.

We decided to shoot ourselves in the foot

muslims credit their goals to allah, meaning salah did not score any of those himself

so what's the definition of a white person then instead of just saying the world governing bodies
whatever that means

Because otherwise you have shit like ox where he played for two different teams that faced each other within days.

Allah has blessed them with the opportunity to score, he didn't actually score the goal.

It depends on the person you're asking. Ask /pol/ who is 'white' and they'll probably stop at the borders of Eastern Germany and the borders of southern Austria and, possibly, borders of southern France, with a metaphorical Hadrian's Wall further north.

Liberalism of the variety you find in new labor under Blair and the guardian is a center right ideology. Liberals aren't leftist by definition

must be wack seeing the world through the lens of a victorian anthropologist 24/7

>those /pol/ austists who think white=Aryan

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>an american that actually understands the meaning of liberalism
wtf

the horror

blair's new labour is more centre left than right (just about) and the guardian is definitely centre left, but I agree with the definition

The guy would walk in in any starting XI in the world but they prefer spending 120m on non league "prospect".

I never liked Cottage / Shephards Pie.
t. Northern

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The only white people are anglo.

How the fuck do you not like Shepherd's Pie? It's lamb peas and mash

same

>let me leave, please
>no problem. 150m
>Raiola: it is not fair! he even went on the australian tour as a gesture of good will!! let him go !!!
what figure is mino expecting?

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people just go ott with the potato
mashed potato is fine when there isn't too much of it, but if you end up with one that's like 50% potato it's just boring

>Lancashire hotpot
>low tier
BY ECK IM GONNA FUCKING TWAT YOU

Its the mash I think. Roast Lamb with Roast potatoes? Yes. Shaphards Pie? Nope.

>However, the specific term "ploughman's lunch" is believed to date from the 1950s, when the Cheese Bureau, a marketing body, began promoting it in pubs as a way to increase the sales of cheese, which had recently ceased to be rationed. Its popularity increased as the Milk Marketing Board promoted the meal nationally throughout the 1960s.

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im with you
just ruins the stew and mash for no reason
a pie without pastry has no place on my plate

>tfw never liked yorkshire puddings at all

Try them american-style. He describes them as "grease-lined toasts"

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who /wigan/ ere?

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in old fifas i used to buy other teams best players the day before the match with them then sell them back at the same price the day after the match

be careful what you say lad
big milk has eyes and ears everywhere these days

proxy off, forener

jack is not welcome here

For that you deserve banishment to the northern regions of Canada. But still not as bad as people who have Puds as deserts.

Fair enough

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>tfw forest trying to pull a wolves again by signing 3 portuguese midfielders

They are just basically batter. Never liked pancakes either for similar reasons

>people who have Puds as deserts

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>still haven't eaten
>dindins will be ready in 10 mins
loving this, keep these webms coming, it's getting me in the mood

its a gravy transporter
if you dont like gravy dont bother replying

someone post the tranny surgery webm to ruin his appetite

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fresh pasta is a meme

>Laura cuntsberg is a massive Tory
Stopped reading right there

Born dead album coming soon

of course she is
i like her tbf, but she is a tory

No Pom-Bears?

If you like food, lemonparty.org has a ton of delicious recipes

the ronaldo of tennis

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To be fair she probably is.

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who the fuck is brannon

>those gloves
cant take anyone seriously wearing them. wouldn't see gordon ramsay wearing those kinky gloves

Who's the Messi of tennis?

guessing Steve Bannon, used to run Breitbart and was part of Trump's campaign

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Murray

Serena

definitely federer
serena is the ronaldo of tennis

Nick Kyrgios

Federer is obviously the Messi, Nadal is obviously the Ronaldo

>implying thats not Gaymar

Kyrgios is Balotelli

Sunni’s subscribe to Sufism which is a doctrine of implicit Arab supremacy due to the importance of the lineage to Mohammed and his son-in-law Ali.
A black Muslim is just a convert and can never represent the religion in it’s entirety.

Basado

Ronaldo > Messi
happy to change my mind once Messi wins carries a dogshit team like united.
end of discussion.

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Ture. I forgot about the bathroom terrorist

it's amazing how little I care about this debate.

Messi has been carrying a mediocre Barcelona and Argentina for years

it is extremely boring but i am fascinated by the mindset of someone who actually thinks ronaldo is anywhere near messi

this is pretty much how i feel about it too

>I find it so boring
>BUT MESSI IS SO MUCH BETTER
dry your eyes mate

Maybe he should hit the gym to get better at it lmao

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Roidovic

seething

Biggest British win in Gibraltar since 1988

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I just remembered that time the Royal Marines were conducting an exercise but missed Gibraltar and landed in Spain, technically invading and scaring the shit out of some tourists.

Good times.

Why is this thread called /trans/?

lets put the ronaldo/messi argument into perspective
which would you prefer your country faced right now? Portugal or Argentina?

I bought a pack of wine gums in that shop

for me, it's because i love /trans/ lads

Argentina

How is it possible to be this incompetent?

>tfw I just read the backstory of that petrol station
Holy fuck, I never even knew that.

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lets put the ronaldo/messi argument into perspective
which would you prefer to have on your team? messi or ronaldo?

if you answer was ronaldo you probably have limited brain functionality

Transfers
Transformers
Occasionally trains

It was supposed to be /trains/ but OP spelt in incorrectly
But boy do we love our trains

why were the ira in gibraltar?

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ronaldo because i am both a moron and a contrarian

By that logic, I wouldn't want my country to face France at this point in time. Would that make Giroud or Lloris the GOAT?

kek

>Not rating McTomiGOD and Fred the Red

Joking aside though, Matic is a better ball progresser than people give him credit for. If he can actually be consistent like in his first season they'll be fine until next summer at least. If Fernandes and a CB happen then I'll be happy.

It's one big UK military fort with tons of soldiers around, why wouldn't the SEETHING IRA be there.

what a left hook though

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sky sources indicate they were trying to shag the monkeys

WHAT A HIT SON
WHAT. A. HIT.

TAKE A BOO, SON

She's lucky as fuck, could have smashed her head on the bollard behind her

>that filename
top laffs

totally unnecessary to hit her there
bet he felt like a real man

>Live leak watermark

Uh oh

“Chat shit, get banged” does not discriminate, pansy

Violence against black women is BASED and REDPILLED

Nice to see you scum admit Gibraltar isnt British

Diego Costa allegedly on his way to Wolves

Everything is British

They're all just on temporary leave

Messi is weakmind, he would minimise your teams morale and therefore make you’re team worse overall
Ronaldo is strongmind and would spur my team towards trophies without even having to kick a ball

He’ll fit right in with the orcs that already reside there

Keep seething Patrick

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the nice part of your island is british

ireland is beautiful

Hope Sturridge finds his dug :(

I don't

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It’s LA. Probably been BBQ’d by homeless people by now

He's like a 14/10 in Wolverhampton

unironically juve would win the champions if they did that + sign pogba back

a correct recollection of the events
youtube.com/watch?v=Po-70BbWzV4

too late to be committing to a 45 minute heavy as fuck video

but from my very ill-informed perspective, it's bit grim that soldiers can just kill some unarmed citizens on their jollies and everyone's just like "well, these things happen"
i reckon that can't be a good thing

they had keys on them belonging to a car with over 50kg of semtex
at least one was a twat

The IRA were an enemy combatant, don't join a paramilitary and then go on holiday to the place that paramilitary is at war with.

they were unarmed but they weren't exactly 'on their jollies'

>Rashford 91
First transfer prices get inflated now player ratings in a video game? lel

sorry based british bro. Thanks for inventing footy for us though

I thought they came from Hamburg

Maybe but hot dogs in buns were invented by a brit (as well as baseball scorecards)

>he though this was some le ebin comeback in his head
die

Don’t go to what is essentially your enemy’s military base and plan to blow something up then ffs

We also invented the telephone but d trumpz took credit for America doing it

Didn't realize this storm area 51 meme was based on real events

chad move

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It's a special card.

the only white people are niggers honey 2019

>we're going to get pregnant boobs rachel episodes

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he's a feminist that believes in equality

>Tory united fan

She's not worth your time lads

She’s a remainer if it makes you feel any better

I'm not wanking over her personality

is she a tory? she's anti current labour, sure, but who isn't?

She's also Jewish

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Does a little bit actually

Maybe she'll join the masses in finally bringing us that lib dem majority we've always wanted

Huge tory

Your meds. Take them.

Check the opinion polls, bud. Next majority won't be labour or Tory

Every day I wake up and for 5 beautiful seconds I forget I'm a Newcastle fan.

I live for those 5 seconds of heaven

Here
Nice Wigan kebab lad

STEVE FUCKING BRUCE

PHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wakey wakey!

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I watched an Attenborough documentary that had a species of caterpillar that gets attacked by an insect that lays its eggs inside the caterpillar's skin. The eggs hatch and the young eat the still alive caterpillar from the inside out. I envy that caterpillar because at least he got to be on tv

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Your best years are still Infront of you, user

what’s a Tory?

Like a republican but with more offshore tax accounts and less fear of God

conservative

Posh middle englander

They hunt foxes and hate the poor

I hear that they eat the less vital organs first to keep the host alive for longer

Islam is fashion in parts of Paris

Black books is the greatest show ever made.

You mean go bankrupt and have Agnelli cruxified in front of Exor's HQ

I personally think it's wank
my most hated is the mighty boosh

>my most hated is the mighty boosh
still better than that time fielding went solo

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I'm genuinely amazed there are people that watched this and didn't think it was complete shite

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i quite like it but it's no father ted

I've never really liked him in much. He always seems to be trying too hard when he acts

He's great in the office but he seems like a smug prick in pretty much everything else

Morning glory

>we missed another get
Also, went on BBC article on the Ser-Murray win and it's full of seething Scots and Yanks. Why is this so prevalent? Why is Scottish culture seemingly being 'WAAAAH FUCK BRITAIN. FUCK ENGLAND. FUCK EVERYBODY'? Why do they go everywhere and shout this shit? Is it just shitposting? Do they really care THAT much about technicalities?

>I'M SCOTTISH NOT BRITISH
>No, you're not, you can identify as whatever the fuck you want, but you're legally British in the eyes of the world
>WAAAAAAAH

explain this pic pls

>As we all know from experience, in football, just as in everyday life, when people show you respect and affection and do everything they can to make things easier for you, life is much happier, even when you face difficult moments. I must say that I have had more meetings with the Chairman, the President and the General Manager this week, than I had in 3 years at Newcastle. They haven't just been work meetings, rather signs of respect in which we have been able to appreciate the differences and similarities in our cultures.

Norwich. They always do the same shit. Get promoted just to get relegated right back.

it's a reference to the nickolodeon tv series 'victorious'. the brits enjoyed it so much that they made a political party named after the main character.

>tfw I can see my 'supporters' banner in this still
feels appreciated and spurspilled

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Lads I just womped a big bug with my hat and now I’m posting on /trans/

>Chicago
>Baltimore
RIP in peace, user

;_;

nope, not them :)

Before the season Leicester won the league their manager's son and a couple other youth players filmed themselves having an orgy in Thailand and were racist towards the hookers. This lead to the manager being fired, Ranieri coming in and Leicester winning the league

I’ve lived in both those cities I’m the Hardest Cunt in /trans/

>Scunthorpe Spurs
Lmao why do they have their own fan group?

You think they'll ever do a film about this? It'd be amazing. Liverpool will get one done about muh 30 year anniversary of illsbreh CL win; but Lestahs is the actually important one. Think about it, it was touch and go when Arsenal beat them with a last min winner. Arsenal only team to beat them twice that year. Anyway it's the 'can they do it' then the downer of losing to Arsenal and then the Arsenal usual collapse and ta-da, we're at the end of the win.

Where has this post popped from? The closest I can think is when the SAS shot three IRA cunts 31 years ago.

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Women's football tier

I remember hearing talk of a Vardy film being made but I'm not sure if anything's actually become of it

Low Tory - globalist, neoliberal, fox hunting

High Tory - nationalists, pro-monarchy, conservative

Tory government is currently run by low Tory’s.

Its not that, the Tories menaced them over charter renewal and frankly the TV license was always bad but its becoming a joke in a world of streaming services.

Over time they tend bend to whoever the government of the day is because they are independent but they aren't that independent when it comes to money etc. They institutionally liberal but not actually left wing in any meaningful sense. The kind of people who worry about the environment but go on several holiday flights a year but recycle, are really bothered about inequality but send their kids to private schools anyway, that kind of deal.

Sweden got rid of their TV license and just made a flat Media Tax last year. TV licenses are at least optional if you don't own a TV. If it's a general tax, well, you're paying for shit you don't use.

>Police say anti-India banners over the cricket were 'free speech' (HAHAHAHA) and are not criminal or blockable
>1 Day Ago

>No-Flight Ban put over stadium
>14 Hours Ago

Okay, so there is no free speech? Police release a large statement saying they can protest, but now there is a ban in place for flying over? Why? I mean, I get it, fuck political shit in sport, but why did the police say it was OK and now it's not?

>Chief Supt Cotter added: “We are also satisfied that the disorder that occurred at the match between Pakistan and Afghanistan, which remains under investigation, was not linked to the flyovers. At the match between India and Sri Lanka officers in the ground noted that there was no discernible adverse reaction from the crowd to the flyovers that took place then.

>you will never be up to your knees in fenian blood
feels bad man

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>British sports commentators has sex
>"Get in there, you beauty!"

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>play like shit at Bournemouth
>might be our back-up rb
Any updates on the Clyne to anywhere else situation?

safe lads

Any news about USA u20 international Paxton Pomykal getting interest from Europe? Lad looked great at the u20 WC, has been dicking MLS, and we desperately need another young CM to push Bradley out of the starting lineup (if they'll even fucking do it).

Absolutely AWFUL name, that

Don’t you already have Adams for that

>british commentator has a poo
>"what a shit, son!"

#swag

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Paul Pogba transfer
>Man Utd pay £90m
>Mino received £26m of this
JJ were happy with this. Was it preagreed? Without Mino would JJ have accepted a lower fee?

I ask as its now a similar situation with De Ligt
>€85m Barcelona fee accepted
>all agreed but signed
>JJ come in
>Mino claims everything agreed and he "wants" to go to JJ
>Overmars states €50m is too low
Why say everything agreed when transfer figure is far out? I think its another JJ-Mino backhander. JJ pays 50-60m to Ajax, Mino pockets the rest

Conclusion: Mino is the reason the market is so over inflated

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Seething povvo

they're incredibly stupid

just someone who would rather see De Ligt at Barcelona because we all know every other club is just a stop point on his way there

He's 181cm tall, i'm sure the women keeper are taller than him.

Seething Fenian detected. Enjoy finishing second with old popcorn teeth

>replying to some lads 13 hour old post
I think we know who's seething

pretty sure jill scott is

just saw studge's dog in leeds station
punted the little shit in front of the 7.35 to kings cross

Yeah but we'll likely go to a midfield 3 when he's back from injury with Adams/Bradley/McKennie. I think if Pax progresses the way we think he can our boomer MLS coach might finally decide to bench him, and playing a 433 with Bradley replaced with Pax, Adams at DM, and Puligod on the wing is probably going to be the best way to play with the players we have.

masha'allah

>man utd reddit page allowed people to post "ITK" rumours
>people getting doxxed after telling bullshit rumours including a mod
>mod cries eyes out and deletes all his accounts
>reddit page now in North Korea mode
lmao fuck 'em. dont be a bullshit merchant if you cant handle abuse

also makes me cringe how the man utd reddit page is called 'reddevils'. americans for you

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we found him lads

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Hey.
I just want to let you know that I appreciated the joke even if no one else did.

I neither appreciated nor understood it

You're best to stay there with them lad

Shitbiscuit is a glow dating a dog

Liverpoop should get Lindelof
Could be unironically great

sounds expensive and pointless for another injury-prone centre-half who is worse than all four of their current ones

He's better than all except VD. Gomez could be better this year though.

IT'S A TRAP

gomez was better last year
and matip

quick /trans/!
my dog is dying and only a juicy transfer rumour can save him

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Based alpha male shit

>ree go back
Gayboy

Ok ok

Uh.....

Ashley Young to Old Boys

Llorente to Newcastle

Alan Hutton to Walsall

FUE transplant to your sister

Maradona to united

>Napoli are interested in signing James from Real Madrid, as well as Inter Milan's Argentine striker Mauro Icardi, 26.

When you think about it
>Insigne
>Mertens
>Manolas
>James
>Icardi
>Ancelotti

Unironically who will stop them?

Keep your dick away from Daisy, welshy

javi martinez to liverpool

Juventus again

Juve by ten points

What are you lads listening to?

youtube.com/watch?v=QDhwoZteZqA

I'm genuinely amazed there are people that like Ricky Gervais

>fenians
>rating lampard

any shitty fans rate ari muric, just signed him on loan at forest to play ahead of pantillimon who got goalie of the season last season

>sharma and kohli out after 3 overs
game on lads

The Virtue Signals

youtube.com/watch?v=sbQUdMbRBFE

He's from Grasshoppers academy, they've been doing a pretty good job at developing goalkeepers recently

based britaboo

Augsburg have submitted a bid for Omlin, but it's apparently about half what Basel are asking.

If he does leave, Basel are likely to get Lindner as his replacement

why should i care

>Scotch egg
>low tier

Looks like we've got another civil war on lads

Seabrooks?

>why should I care about transfer news in /trans/

>faggots in crap tier

informing the cyber police of this hate speech tbqh lad

>Jellied Eels
>crap
Wish squeamish people would fuck off

Icardi will destroy that team cohesion in 3 months and they won't even make CL

real insider here with real info:

italy has lowered player wages taxes so barcelona can't match the wages juve is offering de light, not even close

but juve are poorfags so they can't match the money barcelona is offering ajax. Remember wages are taxed but transfers aren't

but raiola wants de light to go to juve so in a couple of years he can move him to barcelona or another club and get another nice transfer bonus

and nobody cares what de light thinks or wants, most probably happy with whatever raiola decides as long as he gets big wages

Jellied Eels are class

absolute freaks

Neymar to Man U for me would be a no brainer signing.

Currently all the attention in England is on City and Liverpool, if United signed Neymar that would completely change that. Neymar is also one of the few truly world class players that would possibly be open to joining Man U, just because he desperately wants to leave PSG and the pathetic French league, the Premier League is an obvious step up from this.

Yeah he would probably hate living in Manchester, but still he would produce on the field, and would no doubt help Man U secure even bigger sponsorship deals which they currently are at risk of losing out on due to their decline over the past years.

They can afford him, and it's not like he would even skew their wage structure because they already have Sanchez on a ridiculous contract. They can sell Pogba to balance the books a bit as well.

Na, just cockneys

Everything is dough and meat. Try to squeeze in some veg and fish every now and then or learn to cope with bowel cancer.

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Tottenham open talks with Real Madrid over Dani Ceballos, but the Real Madrid midfielder would prefer a loan deal to a permanent one

Black tea or Coffee

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We do eat stupid amounts of fish, we just boil, fry and batter it to the point it's no longer good for you

>veg and fish
BOOOOOORINGGG

>we have signed an agreement with the global betting company 1XBET
Lads, we are turning into Manure.

Ban usury

>dodgy Russian betting company

Enjoy your random floodlight failures and own goals.

Coffee

Tea's for women and WWC viewers

Sturridge has his dog back

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Based, hope he finds a job soon.

>Militao got sick after being asked about Neymar and had to leave the press conference
TOP FUCKING KEK
as.com/futbol/2019/07/10/videos/1562763330_287464.html

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pogdab to liverpool when?

Here's a shortlist of players to fix Arsenal. These should be easy and reasonably prized or if the price for a specific player would inflate over the pain limit there are options.

Meunier
Veltman
Umtiti
Kimpembe
Kongolo
Perr Schuurs
Tierney
Johan Mojica
Höjbjerg
Ziyech
Bardhi
Fraser
Josef Martinez

Too bad we missed out on Rabiot even with the Unai connection. Filipe Luis is still available as a free agent, might be good for a season or too for depth.

Best case scenario would be if they managed to sign Meunier, Umtiti and Tierney, maybe a couple more bargain bin surprises like Martinelli too. Not sure what to think about the Özil situation, I think he needs to get fucked off but it seems it isn't happening, so let's hope he steps up or Unai chooses a formation without a number 10. It lookes like there ain't much movement this summer concerning the current squad, so the focus of business should be on defence. Also not sure what this 40m meme is about, as if the media or any other party outside the club would know how much they can spend. Thoughs?

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>militaids

>No Messi
Welcome to the relegation zone.

Ancelotti

One Brazilian goalkeeper.

Kongolo is a very underrated player, would be good alongside Sokratis and could provide cover for left back

Patético de Madrid gonna get Hames tho

The club told Ornstein, so that's what they will spend or they will spend a bit more and fans will be happy they spent over what they thought they would, Arse been at it for years

Reasonable list. Won't happen tho

lads, LADS:
>ESPN FC Verified account
>Monday: PSG release a statement accusing Neymar of failing to show for preseason.
>Tuesday: Neymar plays footvolley on a beach in Brazil.
>twitter.com/ESPNFC/status/1148921412985544704
LMAO
has nerman completely humiliated psg and islam once again?
yes haahahahhaHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

At the very least that list will cost you £200m

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why would anyone want this prick anywhere near their club?

Qatar is gonna rent some Irani ninjas to kiddnap him in Brazil

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I didn't mean buying all of them, 2 or 3 depending on the positions Emery feels they need the most, plus maybe some bargain for depth.

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When he actually tries (which he did in Barcelona, mostly), he's world class

They're just going to send him to their other club

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psg should offload him as soon as possible, even exchange him for any player offered, like for example coutinho or rakitic + umtiti

Moral of the story: Africans are natural Pentecostals

PSG front office doesn't post here. They're not going to fall for your shit you weirdo.

they actually do
nasser al paki was completely seething yesterday in Yea Forums while I was btfoing him with reason

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Feels like teams that want Neymar can't afford him and teams that can afford him don't want him.

who can afford him?

Madrid, Man City, Liverpool

Barcelona, Real, Juventus, City, Bayern, Liverpool to name a few.

There's also the rare case of United who both want him and can afford him but Neymar would never step foot there.

Kek

Man City

none of those teams can afford him and his wages
>madrid already 188m in red this summer
>city 90m in red and menaced with no european competition due to ffp investigation
>juventus can't even pay 80m for deligt
>bayern LMAO too busy looking for a 30m granaten
>liverpool are poor
>barcelona are only 6m in red this summer but have greaseman transfer pending
fellas pls get a clue about current club finances and their situation regarding ffp
nobody can afford a 200m transfer + 36m wages right now
and neymar and his glass ankle and rape charges are not worth than investment either

>liverpool are poor

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that money was already spent in a keeper and a defender la
accounting tricks are not reality

Wow

make a new thread

>>city 90m in red
lol, their legit budget for this transfer window is around 260m.

More like
>Madrid prefer spending 100m on Hazard and another 150m on Pogba instead of him
>City are full of forwards and don't want to ruin team chemistry
>Juventus can afford anyone but prefer to not have an ego clashing with Ronaldo
>Liverpool are only looking for backups for Mane-Firmino-Salah
>Barcelona prefered Griezmann
Bayern might be questionable but they spent 80m on Lucas Hernandez, I'm sure if they considered Neymar a priority, they would find the money.

They all could afford him, they just don't want him.

>that money was already spent in a keeper and a defender la
yes and then even more money was made this year. They earned over £250 million this year from TV alone

>man city
>legit budget
hehe

>They earned over £250 million this year from TV alone
are you one of those that thinks winning cl is like winning lottery big prize?
liverpool only earned ~20m more for winning the cl than any of the 4 semifinalists, which also earn similar amounts in tv money

>They all could afford him
now I understand greece's economy

they literally earned more TV money last season than any team ever has

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Nice one. Are you implying Real or Barcelona didn't have the funds for Neymar but prefered to spend them on different players?

~20m more than others, like I said, congratulations

neymar hasn't been on the market until a couple days ago when leonardo from psg said he was for sale
madrid paid 100m + average wages for hazard
barcelona will pay 120m + average wages for greasmann
quite far from the 200m + 36m wages they would have to spend on neymar

clubs have their plans before transfer window opens and an unexpected 270m transfer is difficult to front, or simply impossible

>20m more than others
>20m more than EVERY OTHER TEAM IN THE WORLD
how does that make them poor?

Stevie gs blue army

for the same reason barcelona having a 1000m budget for this season doesn't make them rich, you mongoloid
liverpool's tv income was already 95% expected and most probably already allocated and spent
clubs have financial plans ahead of time ffs

I fucking hate poor and clueless people talking about money

This the same lampard that shit himself on the last game against villa

...

>neymar hasn't been on the market until a couple days ago when leonardo from psg said he was for sale
Yeah, kind of like when Pique was se queda'ing but Neymar left a couple days later.
He spent half of last season out of action, it is well known that he has clashed with Cavani and the club already have a future star in Mbappe. He was always on the market.

basado

>tierney
>ziyech
>reasonably priced