Enjoy an easy win, I'll watch it, I got nothing better to do.
Isaac Anderson
Fuck a.nal and fuck cariocas
Christian Martinez
>Police have carried out an Warrant of search and apprehension on Cruzeiro's President and Vice-President houses, as well as the club headquarters over the Money Launder accusations
This is killing me inside and will kill us against fucking Ronaldinho's team. I can't believe my team is dying AND losing to that shitty atletico comp
Also Mano won't be able to deal with the pressure he's on and once Cruzeiro loses to both Atlético and River Plate, he's gone.
Carson Taylor
Easy road to the final for Grêmio.
Oliver Wilson
Some of those flags are kino
Bentley Thompson
fuck a.nal
Carter Collins
didn't one guy of Cruzeiro's management get caught in helicopter with 300kg of cocaine?
Evan Wood
>Atletico Tucuman will never play in the copalib and bring glory to greatest province in Argentina, and I will never travel to the home land to see them on the world stage Just kill me mow
Perrella's a know coke head, best friend of Aecio Neves and was present in all his corruption schemes as Senator,he is easily one of the biggest leeches the club has ever had. I don't know a single fan who likes him, but he basically owns the club due to his 90-00s runs as president/vice, prob won't go away till he dies
I always thought alfajores were one of those dumb things we claim as "ours" even though they exist in every country with different names
Brody Adams
- Hoy son los partidos de la Copa Chile pendientes - Los Octavos de Final este fin de semana y el siguiente. - El 27 de Julio vuelve la Liga que tiene a Universidad Católica, Colo-Colo y la Unión Española peleando el campeonato. La U. de Chile se está salvando del descenso sólo por diferencia de goles.
>Copa Chile
>Ronda 32 Cobresal vs Vallenar (Ganó Vallenar 1-0 en la ida) Universidad Católica vs La Serena (Ganó 1-0 La Serena en la ida) Unión Española vs Melipilla (0-0 en la ida)
>Octavos de Final Universidad de Chile vs Deportes Temuco (Vallenar/Cobresal) vs Iquique Valdivia vs (U. Española/Melipilla) Unión San Felipe vs Audax Italiano Barnechea vs Colo-Colo O'Higgins vs Everton Ñublense vs La Calera (La Serena/Católica) vs Santiago Morning
Oliver Edwards
The police just took a lot of documents from my club "headquarters". We face our biggest rival in two days and River in two weeks.
Those alfajors we had sold here were made in Uruguay though. I don't think Alfajores are as popular anywhere than they are in Argentina. Tourists always come back with some.
Jaxson Peterson
>La U. de Chile se está salvando del descenso sólo por diferencia de goles.
Most of the alfajors i had growing up were home made by people trying to complement earnings and shit, nowadays they just have been replaced by whatever Powder Milk and Nutella diabhetes bomb is trending
Zachary Phillips
Biscoito Maria, doce de leite de lata and chocolate?
This is so easy to predict it's not even funny >semi finals >bahia vs athletico >palmeiras vs atletico At least we're getting the classic of the Atleticos in the final
Josiah Thomas
We need a third competition.
Caleb Barnes
They have been underperforming the whole year, completely ran out of meme magic fuel
Noah Martinez
> he doesn't have a designated puto team
Lincoln Watson
copa mbrrrrrrrappe today at 19:00 local time, olimpia vs sportivo limpeño in case you're starving for futbol, it's finally back
When I see that "Melgar" name, it always comes to my mind the thought of a majestic Uruk Hai Football Association just messing around in some sort of Middle Earth League.
Hi /copalib/, any /g/ anons here. i want a free porn internet and have little will. any extensions, ways to block lewd content or images altogether?? also what are you going to eat?? i already have my lentejas en remojo
Grayson Cook
not after what you did in 2015
Oliver Gomez
>lentejas en remojo based. I cook guiso at least 3 days a week, every time better than the last time
>Paredes I like him a lot, but he fucked up big time against Brazil and it costed Argentina the tournament
Christian Nguyen
Not his fault, you should blame the system or that the defense didn't stop anyone
A creative double #5 should be allowed to fuck up every now and them and the team cover him, his strong suit isn't defending
Shame Kranevitter and Ascacibar moved to shit clubs, they could have made a great pair with Paredes
John Bailey
...
Connor Cox
>(((conmebol))) well gee what a fucking surprise >jamemez huehue
Sebastian Ross
yeah I know, he was put in the wrong position/role. Are kranevitter and ascacibar actually good at defending? >we need a proper nº5, an argentine Chicho Serna. Can they do it?
Christian Garcia
Ascacibar broke the record of more yellow cards in one Bundesliga season IIRC, he's the classic murerer #5. Kranevitter can defend and his best role is as double 5, could work with Paredes
I heard Ascacibar will move to the Premier League, maybe he gets better there, he's still quite young
Chase Clark
> veneco teams are still alive
Jack Lopez
Football fans always decide what a team's real name is for no apparent reason. pex: why people translate "munchen" but not "Bayern"
Dylan Sanchez
>Kranevitter he is not good, too slow. i prefer ascacibar whats some other option ??
The other option is playing Paredes alongside Zaracho and Palacios, both are u21 and are good box to box midfielders. Missed Copa America due injuries but are ready to play in the NT
I think Palacios is an 8, he only plays well on the right side
there is a kid called Santiago Caceres in Villareal, he was their 5 most of the year, the 2 months Funes Mori had to play as 5 there, was because Caceres was injured Since Kranevitter eats bench, and Ascacibar's team was relegated, Caceres is probably the Argentine defensive midfielder that is doing better in Europe.
Levi Turner
noice, first leg?
Ryder Murphy
I don't think there are many people dedicated to only cartography anymore, unless we're talking Cartography Engineers. Most geographers and engineers use GIS and cartography as tools instead of having it as their main job.
they make him play on the left a lot these days because Nacho Fernandez plays on the right. He isnt that good on the left. And Nacho has been on a very high level lately so he is kinda screwed.
Imo the only River kid that seems great to me is Cristian Ferreira, I don't know how good Palacios or the other ones really are. Perhaps the defensive 5 that will play with Paredes in the next world cup (if we qualify) will be a kid who played in the sub 20 this year.
I might have downloaded some shapefiles with argentinian cities and provinces for future use. Do you have any ideas?
Jack Allen
I buy Havana's every month. Every large Saraiva here in River of January has one.
Oliver Anderson
Are they worth their price? I want to buy some this week.
Luke Harris
it might be that idk, i kinda r8 but its like i said. the kid that played number 5 a few games in racing is good (i liked how he played) but he isnt defensive neither
Bentley Adams
O TIME CHAMA JORGE
Cooper Miller
JORGE É O NOME DO MEU TIO BÊBADO Did this user ever came back?
Jose Rogers
no, atleast here you can get something equally good much more cheaper but idk about brazil
Kayden Watson
parabens!
Christian Wood
>I'm a cartographer this is probably the most interesting job anyone has mentioned in /copalib/
David Russell
sorry user, i lack imagination maybe someone else can help. i was thinking about the other countries with altitude
David Richardson
>came back As far as we know he was never from here
Wyatt Cruz
Funny you say that considering Royal Pari are literally nicknamed los inmobiliarios.
Cameron Russell
...
Jeremiah Lewis
pilas tan malas
John Jones
I'm trying to find data on the Buenos Aires province so I can extend my Platense autismos but so far I've only found shapefiles for Buenos Aires (ciudad).
Ethan Martinez
what data?
Ian Green
> Best Guay
Angel Fisher
Based, the patrician format
Jordan Sullivan
I'll try to get land parcels and streets but I'm not sure if Florida releases this data the same way Buenos Aires (ciudad) does. I wanted to learn artistic cartography and I thought I could meme my way into it anyway, but takes some effort to find shit.
la equidad, nobody believe in them and they're now doing playoffs.
Ethan Peterson
"Can't pick a team? Always go for the meme"
Jacob Cruz
>ordered something from ifood >food left the restaurant like 50 minutes ago >restaurant is at most a 10 minute drive away
holy fucking shit food delivery "people" deserve to fucking hang
Chase Lopez
he could have literally died, happened to my order one time
Levi Flores
he ded mano
Robert Jones
I should fucking hope so
Brayden Phillips
Yes, your order is most likely the only one they have to deliver and obviously the most important one. They probably are walking to your house on their knees.
Carson Phillips
RIP
Anthony Jackson
t. motoqueiro
Alexander Diaz
>food left the restaurant like 50 minutes ago F delivery boy, we hardly knew ya
Josiah Williams
You have to keep us updated now user
Dylan Martin
What you do is order again but modify the order slightly, if the original guy shows up refuse to pay and he'll get dicked
Jonathan Price
Kkkkkk
Christopher Price
If Alt. Mineiro doesn't win Sudamericana this season they are the third biggest team in Belo Horizonte. What a shit show.
Joseph Powell
>Slipping to Criciuma kek, never change CoritiBBBBBa
todo bien socio, no me vaya a hacer nada que no traigo nada
Hudson Flores
>eat some sandwiches >guy arrives >doesn't apologize or anything >tell him to fuck off and enjoy his 30 esfihas
eat a dick nigger
Lucas Thompson
yeah right
Samuel Richardson
Would rob something with you bro
Jacob Hughes
deserve it
Luis Sanders
I'd pay up and get the esfihas (probably eat some tomorrow) if he was like "yeah dude you know traffic and shit" or some kind of excuse but he didn't even bother. Fuck him.
James Moore
damn time for a tension-relieving punheta
Ethan Fisher
>30 esfihas How fat are you?
Caleb Rivera
With Uber eats I refuse the order and ask for a refund on the app. They never verify if I'm telling the truth and give me my money back.
Charles Perry
>ynr the obesso category on the copa america seating
yes please, mine ended yesterday and it's fucking cold here
Joseph Myers
Is it an acquired taste? I can't seem to like it, but I live in a coffee state anyway.
Angel Russell
Drink terere instead
Austin Clark
born and raised in MG, i drink about 6 cups of black coffee a day, which actually helps, granted you don't dump half a kilo of sugar in your coffee. It really depends on the person, but it can certainly be an acquired taste. Personally i've always liked black coffee and bitter tea, so i liked it from the get go
When i was living in Mendoza a lot of argies recommended to some of my US friends who didn't like it to put some sugar in diminishing amounts to slowly get used to it. The first 3-5 refills are the bitterest, so maybe just don't drink those, since the herb's just been soaked and the taste's stronger. Also i recommend removing some of the herb powder before filling with water, as it helps reduce the bitterness. This can be done by shaking the cuia with your hand or a plate over the mouth, a lot of the powder will stick to the surface of your hand and the top of the Cuia, so you can clean it off. Also buy the herb Sin Palo, which is also less bitter.
William Allen
My family made me try it when I was a kid and I didn't like it Haven't tried since tho
Lucas Ross
I started reading this like if it was that song from the fresh prince of Bel air
Colton Stewart
You're drinking from memes too old.
Christian Garcia
Who can stop us? You just watch and seethe! El sabale papá
youtube.com/watch?v=d8dffFFerQo How does anyone watch this shit? This guy is trying to report on Gimnasia (LP)'s board and the others keep cutting him off. Jfc.
Maybe use the COLD maps for us, since most of your countries seem not to be used to play in winter here. At least I got told by several latino foreigners that they have never experienced cold as here, and they were not even in Patagonia.
Jace Phillips
I'm going to need Messi's location then because his pecho is so frío it represents a cold island. I'll see if I can compile some temperature data and relate to first division clubs but I hate working with satellite thermal bands.
Hudson Wilson
>top qt matches with you on tinder >but you're too lazy to talk to her
Colton Brown
Spot the perro
Jordan Rodriguez
>top qt matches with you on tinder >ignores your messages but doesn't undo the match
didn't know he played on platense heck i even forgot he existed
Oliver Reed
wtf i knew he played for river but i never knew he played for /ourguys/
Connor Brown
Trezeguet is unironically one of the blackest Argentines Ive ever seen (although most people see him as only French), he looks like an Egyptian to me.
I remember he had problems with Ramon Diaz, and Ramon said something like "I know where I am from" implying Trezeguet doesnt know if he is from here or from there. The only reason why Trezeguet didnt retire at River is Cavenaghi is/was a very insecure bitch, who felt tiny next to a world cup champion who played many years for Juventus like Trezeguet.
Juan Bennett
>blackest Argentines That's the most random bit on information I could have got today.
i do that all the time why haven't i made the news?
Dominic Anderson
Guys I need help.
I'm the one who brought a qt3.14 to a Ferroviário game.
I'll try to keep it short:
1) It's been 2 days since I last talked to her. I went to her house and asked for her CV because I have contacts and I wanted to get her a job.
2) She hasn't been online for a few weeks. Neither on Whatsapp, Facebook, Badoo, and Instagram. She doesn't show any activity. It makes sense because she told me her young kid bite so hard her mobile it has broken and she couldn't afford a new one. I have a disposable phone she doesn't know of and I tried to call her but her number is out of reach (so her story makes sense, she could have been ignoring me). She also unliked her WhatsApp from her number today.
3) The last time I went there she told me she found out her ex-husband (who was abusive and used to beat her up) made some purchases using her data without her consent and now she received a letter from the companies (probably just to scare her and make her pay). I didn't see it.
4) Everyday I pass by her house on my way to and from work, and everything was closed. Later I'm going to pass by again since I'm going to play football with some former school friends. Should I check if everything is alright?
I'm quite worried because every time I pass by and I call her to talk, her kids are always playing in the front garage. I usually make some silly excuse, like one time I brought her a pack with 1kg of green beans to give to her.
>she found out her ex-husband (who was abusive and used to beat her up) Damaged goods, leave and never look back.
Noah Foster
it looks like she had to get the fuck out of there, user maybe scared of her ex, maybe scared of those bills do you know anyone related to her at all? but one thing is for sure, if she really likes you, she will contact you one day
Austin Roberts
imagine willingly trying to tie yourself to THAT
Liam Ross
better love story than twilight
Isaiah Perry
Reminder you shouldn't ever date single moms or girls who had an abusive relationship.
Christian Reyes
I don't want to derail this thread, I think I'll make a /r9k/ post and link it here.
Sorry!
It's not stalking. She's the one that knew my routine, the first contact. Every once in a while I stop there, sweating as shit, trying to fight my shyness to talk to her in person.
I wish I could control my heart. ;_______;
Maybe I'm panicking already. Since she's live on the main road I cannot avoid going through her house. In 2 bongs I'll leave home and maybe get a final answer or more doubts.
Does Jacob win in the end?
Logan Garcia
>In 2 bongs I'll leave home and maybe get a final answer or more doubts. Before you go, think if you really want that problem to be yours. Also, think about learning she had to run away and how you'd feel about it. Because, in your place, I'd get the fuck out of this situation before you're into trouble that I'm not even sure it's worth it.
Zachary Butler
>I'll leave home and maybe get a final answer or more doubts.
or get shot by a jealous ex-husband, which honestly seem very likely. Run away as fast as you can my dude
Landon Campbell
This. Abused women are extremely fucked up and single moms are whores
Eli Long
i know it's wrong to blame the victims and i really mean it but why can i look at a scumbag and notice he's a scumbag but women can't?
If I got /copalib/ mentioned in football shows would you watch them?
William Jones
Didn't work before
Owen Morales
When did this happen?
Bentley Sullivan
i do, laddie i wouldn't, and pls don't
Logan Gutierrez
ok, I'm getting a /copalib/ flag for the next game I go to the cancha.
Benjamin Garcia
okay, that would be funny i guess
Joshua Rogers
how much would a flag cost? which parts of vila belmiro are filmed the most?
Kevin Campbell
depends on the size of the flag obviously from the games at vila i've watch on tv, the lowest part is visible for the most park, try watching a recent highlight video to pick a good spot
Justin Ward
most part*
Robert Flores
Behind goals and near corners are always filmed in every stadium, also mid field on the opposite side of the TV cabins
David Flores
> Torcedor autista é morto a tiros antes da partida contra Ferroviario(p.14)
isso, já tô puto de pagar 50 conto na meia entrada, espero que tenha um dogão por perto
Mason Powell
>ignoring /copalib/ tradition
Tyler Garcia
based Mineiro
Xavier Lopez
Just fapped after a long streak of no fap
Jeremiah Walker
just lost your super powers lad
Thomas Ross
I'm more excited about América's game this saturday because of tropeirão than beating Figueirense. I will post shitty pics from my 200 reais cellphone (bought in 2016).
Joshua Perry
Did it just to prove that it's bullshit and not worth it at all
Luke Phillips
you sure about that?
Liam Nelson
tropeirão is exclusive to big miner and independence arena
Lucas Brooks
100%
Luis Garcia
Anything good happened in GO BAY MY CUM x Guild so far?
VOCÊ PENSA QUE O FLAMENGO É TIME? O FLAMENGO É UMA GALERA QUE SE REÚNE PRA BATER BOLA NUM CLUBE DE CAMPO
Lucas Turner
time de macaco é foda, é por isso que eles nunca mais ganharão título internacional
Logan Price
i hope memelec wrecks them hard trips confirm
Jayden Evans
Cavenaghi ended up being far more useful, m8. Trezeguet only scored 1 goal in the first division with River and had to fuck off to Newell’s. Even there, he managed to be an average player. The guy was done, god bless him for coming, but he was so far past his prime
Angel Sanders
Você pensa que o Flamengo é time ??? WALLACE
Grayson Nelson
Flamengo não é time não... Time é o Vasco da Gama...... O Flamengo é seleção poarrrr ((((Flamengo Flamengo Mengo Flamengo Flamengo Mengo))))
It's a matter of regulation. You need to set up a bed time routine (like a kid) and stick to it for a few days. No electronics, comfy bedroom, nice bath and light food.
Gavin Martin
> drawing ads into your furry art Thats some dedication
Caleb Garcia
El Loco signed with Boston River and is debuting against Quemar this saturday Will /copalib/ support the ultimate boomer?
what do you think it would take tactically speaking for a sudaca team to win the club world cup again?
Evan Williams
missionary and doggy position?
Zachary Carter
Bahia in 2020 shall make it
bamo bahéa mi leche
Isaiah Rodriguez
I don't think the outlook for Sudaca teams is specially good. While I do appreciate clubs like Corinthians with a very strong and defensive profile (which makes it easier for the club to buy and develop good players for that), I don't think the level of European clubs is something that we can match. Not even River, Boca, Palmeiras or Flamengo can achieve that. But that's my opinion, I guess, and we'll never know when a shitty club like Chelsea will win the CL again.
Also Cowboy, both regular and reverse.
Ryan Smith
Nice position m8.
Aiden Scott
how big was his dick?
Andrew King
Took you long to start the gay jokes hehehe
Hudson Morales
Cowboy is gay desu. You lack power
Cameron Gonzalez
how big was her dick?
Elijah Nguyen
powerbottom is a thing that exists, y'know?
Mason Garcia
It's literally the losing position of Martial arts
Matthew Martin
He's probably going to do it eventually
Daniel Bennett
> copa sudamericana final: la equidad vs montevideo guanders @ assunçao > att: 237 souls and 2 journalists > csf goes bankrupt
He's been playing for while now for a 1999 zoomer. I hope doesn't get burned and wasted, he is a 9 so money is going to come looking for him like he is the new Alario and shit.
