American athletes would dominate football

We aren't Mexico

>Implying this has anything to do with divegrass
James Harden is an elite flopper and that's the only thing that matters in your """sport"""

yet

based fake mexican

We literally just won the World Cup two days ago.

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your clay is already ours. soon your DNA as well.

>drinking out the handle

What a retarted mutt

>”if our 7ft tall, 130kg giganiggas played soccer instead of playing in the NBA/NFL we’d dominate. Want proof? We literally won the women’s WC with average sized white women”

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Where's the lie?

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Fucking savage. Tell me he's not playing in the premier league any more please.

>This mong can't even play one touch one bounce
>the disgusting londonigger accent
deeply unsettling video

Give it about 30 years

Yeah so just imagine if we had a team of pic-related

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>nigger who has most likely never seen a soccer ball in his life doesn't know what to do with it
Yes, and?

I didn't know a bunch of evolutionary dead ends won the WORLD CHAMPEENSHIP in divegrass until my phone started blowing up with hard-coded "news alerts" that I had turned off.

>plays 1 summer league game
>blows up knee
Yes, knees are overrated in football anyway

Let's be honest, you basically are.

Let's be honest, you're bascially Pakistan

Unfortunately, Lamela is still at it. Benchwarming, that is.

*blocks your path*

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both are correct

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I think that he’s 6’4 or something like that

>Jogging on grass vs jumping on hardwood
Yeah sounds real rough on the knees

is that lukaku?

wide shoulders, body, legs

he's 6'5 i think

why are you using this retarded measure system?

196CM, carnaval.

Because we dominate the world despite your epic "lose weight" zingers
>inb4 lose weight

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have sex

>your monkey face when you realize that soccer measurements are still in the imperial system

Absolutely btfo.

arge players

>American women don't understand how a cup works.

So that's why the trophy isn't a Cup.

>b-but we're not using our full power yet I swear look at our w*men winning the world cup give her equal pay I didn't even like soccer anyways

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no it isn't
football-technology.fifa.com/media/1245/lotg_17_18_en.pdf

the imperial system is just easier to use, because it was actually designed for measuring things in everyday life.

You're basically Texas
Imagine Tacko Fall playing goalie though.

>it's not the 18-yard box!
>it's the 16.4592 meters box!

He's America's greatest flopper. He would dominate divegrass. As good as he is at diving onto a wooden court, just imagine if he had a soft grass field to dive into instead

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well, I guess american commentators speak like that

Genuinely interested in terms now.

What would a Brazilian say if he was at the top of the penalty box and wanted the ball? Americans just scream "eighteen!"

Again, genuinely curious.

i love this argument, it's just so hopelessly retarded

I love when they defend the Farenheit scale.

topkek

were two different countries fucking retard. go to bed.

>American athletes wouldn't dominate football

what did he mean by this?

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>using imperial system
>not losing weight
>not having sex

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pretty sure B/R also said this gigantic fucking crybaby could play in the NHL because of him shit talking hockey players last year

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your tears

>penalty spot is 10.97 meters not 12 yards

Name me a more hateable player in the prem. I despise this cunt

imagine the seethe if men were allowed to play soccer past age 11 here

Jlingz

>nooo don't use the imperial system it triggers me
cringe and yikes

obviously they got the wrong message

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*is a lanklet no. 10 in your path*

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Yes we are puto maricon. Meh chingo a tu madre

But he aint American. Lot of European, Latin American and African basketball players grew up playing football

THANK YOU BASED DENG

na entrada da área

Steve Nash could have been a pro footballer

LE DOORSTOP PEEPEE MAN

kek

>using autistic scientific measurements for everyday use because to stupid to remember ratios so everything needs to be broken in 10s for their pea brain

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Imagine this guy in divegrass. If you're not familiar with apehoop he plays the exact opposite way Messi does, in that he tries to dribble into players for foul calls instead of around them like Messi desu.

Would also be funny seeing him baiting the ref into giving his team several benulties a game desu

twitter.com/MarkkanenLauri/status/940339993087750145

americans are only ever the champions of sports that only they play
no other country cares about niggercrash or dykegrass

>James Harden
Literally never heard of this nogger

*Foul*

This, everyone knows whites have greatest footballing potential.

>women
>athletes
pick one

USA would dominate football if they cared not because they would have giga niggas playing it but because whites would take it seriously. If football was historically relevant in the USA and had the fans of the NFL white kids would play football in school instead of being outpaced by niggers in basketball and American Football and stop playing sports altogether as a result. In an alternate world where football is the most popular sport in the USA, Canada and Australia would all have won at least one World Cup by now.

its bogsi :DDD

Based

We would need 2-3 Ngubus and possibly a Hispanic murderball DM for peak performance tbqh