/cric/ INDIA vs NEW ZEALAND #5

I'll wager the climate crisis caused this rainfall

Why does Lyon hate the English?

the rivalry haha
get a brown dog up ya cunts!

who wouldn't?

Just want a girl to cuddle during the rain delay lads

You really don’t

Gay

wouldnt want this. personally would rather just have a prossie come over for a quick session during the delay

that same article about kids being btfo by neuroses also said 4 in 10 worried about sexism and/or racism
can't help but wonder if these are trained responses
these kids are fucking 11

two days of cricket
actually based

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i bet the indians are furious

can you tell this to your other kiwi brethren, they seem to get upset when i drop this truthie on them

>

shoo shoo poo poo

Dam guess I can't post crying emojis

Imagine if they restart tomorrow

lol pakis have a mental block against india in tournaments, ct final 2017 was a fluke

can that happen? like start all over again?

>it's raining so we'll leave the cricket for other programming
t. channel 9 at 1 o'clock in the morning

no. restart is impossible no matter what

so not that big a mental block then

They won't
Bcci made the call for cloud seeding

>like start all over again?
No, New Zealand resume batting

look at the record betweem em mate

imagine if a rain delay meant you had to start the game from 0-0 again when you came back on

>7-0
yeah not that big

dont see how matches from the 70s/80s/90s/00s are relevant to what happens today. the fact of the matter is the pakis won their last ICC tournament knockout match against india so clearly it is not some strange hocus-pocus

so what's the god damn verdict? how many overs are we losing ffs

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Riveting stuff

Pakistan should've qualified on merit.

Don't like English summer lads

>NZ comeback on the cards
>better turn on the cloud seeding machine
RIGGED

Let’s see em de lads

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so if we have to go to the reserve day tomorrow - do we start from scratch or just continue at 46 overs?

I say we should start from scratch.

ded thread
ded match
ded tournament
ded sport

fuck NRR. i have a strong feeling it will be abolished by the time the next tournament comes around, or probably the next world cup. stupidest way to put one team above the other.

First time it's rained in weeks mate.

Should I go to bed lads?

for me it's laughing at my wagiecuck mates who used their day off to go and watch this shit show even though they don't support either team

>Roy
Replace with Warner
>Woakes
Replace with Amir

ur mum is ded

Aussies have one of the weirdest chips on their shoulder desu.

cric: the lit sport
:)

tfw benching over my bodyweight for three reps

not a huge amount but feels good lads

not sure if I would prefer england losing to their arch rivals in the semis right before an ashes series, or losing to india in the final, in a 'home' world cup in front of a 90% indian crowd
both are funny in their own way but I think losing in the final is better because it will be on FTA and more people will get to see it. quite beautiful actually, the final stake being driven through the heart of english cricket, on FTA telly, to a soundtrack of incredibly annoying whooping subhuman indians, only to retreat back behind the sky paywall afterwards, forgotten instantly by all the casuals who happened to tune in
it's gonna be great

Why is it raining so much in summer? Why even call it summer?

yeah..I'm thinking based

>day off
what kind of fancy shmancy company are they working at?
my boss (paki) makes me work on xmas day

you're asking why is it raining in england?

>cricinfo hasn't posted an update in 20 minutes
what's going on lads

Yes I demand to know why you are ruining our ok sport.

freak weather in Europe as I understand

summer rains aren't uncommon in England though

Yeah, NRR is flawed and I'd like to see it replaced, but it was the agreed upon method that all teams were aware of at the start of the tournament.

>not a single NZ flag in this thread

cazzie as fuck

it has already been ruined in this country so we thought we would share the ruination around

Imad my son

>england

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rules 1-3

Can we find them lol

haha

>my boss (paki) makes me work on xmas day
pretend to be a hardcore catholic and say it's against your relgious beliefs

a)for the banter
b)throw all the other teams off their game

ROFL

Nice work
I’m trying to 1rm my weight in OHP, but it’s bloody tough

fuck cricket

cringket haha

Empire of the sun - alive

xD

Zedd remix

The post that saved not just /cric/, but cricket as a whole.

at least the tennis is on

boult allowed some extra rest in this rain delay will take a fiver in no time

Ahem

>tennis
>literally just women today
yeah nah

funny playlist

youtube.com/playlist?list=PLajfQxgROZgV0NJfZObf9-b7u6FUlZGLQ

fell asleep listening to it last night have been listening back to back all today

Wolfmother - Joker and the Thief

Sorry m8 was pretending I was Bonham during the break.

Big room is cancer

>Looks like we have an update (kind of): We understand that if the match fails to start by 1835 local time (for a 20-over game) then it will be deferred to tomorrow. And for that to happen the rain has to ideally stop by 1730.

rest from what? he hasn't done anything

enjoy watching them not the tennis

ALRIGHT LADS GAME HAS BEEN CALLED OFF SEE YOU TOMORROW

Should I order maccas or wait until bk opens

griget

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No.

mental rest, allowed more time to think about bowling rather than pressure from his team's shit batting if they were to come out with no delay

servers are back up on wow lads

based T20s dabbing on one gay matches

better not have been called off
im already one pint down

Pretty sure he’s scored more runs than Guptil m8 have some respect.

POGGERS

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the whole game or the start?

I agree but it's not a big room track. more of an electro house track

unlikely to get officially called off for a while

odds of continuing today? or go sleep

>the start
of what? if it doesn't stop raining in 30 minutes, this match will pick up tomorrow from where it was left off "today"

Electro house is cancer

why not just build an underwater bio dome?

*hype intensifies*

NEED A RESULT FOR FUCK SAKE

No longer raining here nearby so I reckon a T20 is likely

Electro Swing desu

doesn't sound very fair, conditions will be completely different

gonna have to disagree there. electro house is categorically based

no.

how good's the drainage on English pitches? reckon the outfield will be alright?

bleeps and bloops aren't music

B O U L T

for me, it's fleetwood mac

Pretty good at Old Trafford, some of the others are nowhere near as good

Yep, no play today

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cringe tbqh

For me, it’s trance music
Oh well lads, off to watch Tommykay on twitch

Play looms (tomorrow)

Fuck ICC. This is probably their last CWC here anyway

>5pm More bad news from Old Trafford:" And rain has picked up," says Sambit. "And that could be that." As we'd mentioned earlier the forecast isn't promising for tomorrow either.
that's it for today
disagree about the forecast bit though. the forecast is much better for tomorrow according to google

hate tommykay

Germans shouldn't try to be funny

fuck off are they playing it tomorrow

Literally who?

well, time to get some work done
last assignment then I'm done for the year
then it's the rat race to find a job hahahahahaha just fucking end it lads

mannys weather for tomorrow

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Most likely

German hoi4 streamer
Lowkey /his/ browser
Embrace the breadpill lad

bloke that plays paradox games

Looks like we have an update (kind of): We understand that if the match fails to start by 1835 local time (for a 20-over game) then it will be deferred to tomorrow. And for that to happen the rain has to ideally stop by 1730.

oh fuck off

thurs weather
they are unironically going to have to change venues kek

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Just be a fucking farmer. They fuck their stacked milf woman from 20 years young and produce 5 kids. Better than "focusing on career" 9-5 sitting at a desk saving up for one kid with a 35 year old used cunt with tattoos and love for alcohol

in half a mind to go down and get a pack of tailor mades from the servo

>breadpill
homosexual detected

literally me
done a dozen job applications this week, putting my resume out literally everywhere and fully expect to get nothing

based

I think the whole genre sounds incredibly samey but I do like some tunes

final is on sunday

For me, it’s wingsofredemption

Sultans of Swing desu

youtube.com/watch?v=usO5mD4765k

only thing that might work is if they continue the score as if is now early tomorrow

Does /cric/ like third world humor?

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Shit this is for these cucks

Look here
Look listen

LOOK HERE

LISTEN

Literally me (except for summer vac work)
I will literally go out and get a gun license so I can put a bullet in my head before I have to answer some ditzy HR cunt asking me about “a time I resolved conflict”
Go fuck your self

tomorrows weather for the england game

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Kek

I used to watch his videos during the MW2 and PKA days, can’t believe he’s become such a ubiquitous meme

bit esoteric for my taste mate

>thurs weather
irrelevant because tomorrow's the only reserve day. if they're unable to complete the match (even after DL method), India will qualify for the final

it wasn't supposed to end like this

big ups liquid richard

>stich
Is this part of the joke?

same, him and fps russia

just grim

do they carry on from the currant score or start again tho?

I like it

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To this day, Down to the Waterline blows my mind. Sultans is maybe the 7th best track on that record?

see

gonna get prestine conditions first and then squish this paltry "Target"

>fps russia
rip

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shout out sean ranklin

FPS Russia just got sentenced to 6 months probabtion, what a grim outcome for people who were kings of the early YouTube community

148 from 20 overs

He was a nazi

really gets the noggin joggin ngl bla x

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For real though those people who spend hours trolling him are just as pathetic, I feel sorry for him most of the time

stream has been exited lads
the "it will take a hour to clear the pitch once it stops" was the final straw for me

yikes really, what did he do?

it's so odd seeing how the guys who were in early managed. Nigahiga and that iJustine girl are apparently going strong still, but everyone else is pretty much deep in the shit

Wait till 1835 to say that you fool

HERR DERR WAIT FOR IT STOP BEFORE WE HAVE A LOOK THEN START DRYING MAYBE HERR DERR
wasnt even fucking raining that hard
fuck this rain obsession
fuck cricket

yeah I mean he's a pathetic idiotic and nasty human being whose problems are his own making but I do honestly feel bad for him

If they can't play by the end of the day I reckon they should just whip the covers off and do a quick super-over to decide the winner

?

fair

I'm off to bed myself I reckon

if india qualify for the final without winning this semi it would be the most scandalous thing ive ever witnessed in top tier english sport

Is feel sorry for him if he wasn't fat
Weens made it less funny tho

Ordered shitloads of THC oil to his house and he lives in Georgia (the state) where they come down hard on that stuff
Yeah, I think I remember Tobuscus got accused of rape or something
No idea where Ray William Johnson is
I used to enjoy KSIs FIFA content but he’s doing irl shit

Honestly don’t have a clue who the big YouTube gaming people are anymore

you're jumping the gun la
that's only if they can start at 1835

got busted with drugs and that takes your fun tickets away with guns.

Do you lads play for your local cricket team?

If it gets rained off for the rest of the day, would we all come back tomorrow just for India's innings?

Not anymore, after "the incident"

Sitting in the office all day with no ventilation, barely felt the sun rays or did any physical activity since a couple of weeks, don't even feel like eating, depressed for no reason at all.
And now this lack of cricket. Why is everything going to shits lads?

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cant remember the last time it rained in bristol

yes
but black teenagers come onto our pitch to play football and make us leave every time

Yeah I'm the guy that runs out with the drinks and extra bats

Except no one has an extra bat so I really just take out a bit of a sandpaper and sellotape and fix their current one a bit

ngl i prefer miss millie to kfc
chicken is much nicer

>shartma hits 19 off the over
>comes down to 6 needed off 1 ball
>de grandmeme goes for a thwack
>poondya runnig towards it
>slips on the wet outfield
>just about clears the boundary, kiwis win
would be scenes

>and that takes your fun tickets away with guns.

he could theoretically petition to have it restored

>man cricket seems pretty interesting and i hear there's a world cup on and today is one of the most important games, i might check it out
>

RWJ retired on his money I think

yes mate the proud CBC cricket club

G R I M
R
I
M

tomorrow looms

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>both days will rain out so nz can claim it was a shit batting pitch because we never saw india bat

LADS

5.25pm THE RAIN HAS STOPPED in Manchester. Oh it's true, it's damn true (in Kurt Angle's voice). But there are massive puddles of water on the field.

taylor to walk out tomorrow rejuvenated and take the kiwis to 265

Business idea: Put the teams on a bus over night and drive south to a pitch that is guaranteed good weather.

20 over game is on the cards

ICC literally afraid of the Big Black Caps, resorting to rigging the weather

FUCK
why
why
nooooooooooooo
why the fuck has the rain stopped now
fuck me we're getting a t20 match in this absolute JOKE of a world cup fucking hell

''But there are massive puddles of water on the field.''

why does this matter exactly?

RIP the pitch

T20 WORLD CUP LADS
LET'S GO

lewd

>Only one team actually gets to play like it's a t20
Riggedball

FUCK I just wanna go to bed

Oh no no no.....There will be an outrage and whining if India lose this

same

maybe your team shouldn't have batted like shit earlier making the target so low

So India need to chase 148 in 20 overs?

04:35am

We were just about to launch with wickets in hand lad

come from a family of farmers
grim life and not one that I want

>Play must resume by 18:36 BST for a chase of 20 overs to take place tonight.

>reee
Lol you guys are too cute!

too little too late

if play resuming tonight benefits india it will happen
if it doesn't it won't
simple as

kohli is about to make the call

Its what happens when you have a country of manlets without watches

To win the match?
Probably
For it to be turned into a limited overs score when there's a full day to play?
Na that's bullshit

i duno why if it is the figure that was mentioned think it is 144 i reckon nz have a good chance especially when their innings was so bad
id say 60/40 in india's favour

don't give a shit about the royal family
don't want to be a republic
simple as

so we want it to rain now so that we get a full game tom?

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>super sopper

bumrah still had two left, best you would have got is 230
plus limited overs is only if play resumes today, if the reserve day is used your innings restarts and india have 50 overs to chase

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> In case we manage a 25-over game, the target would be 172.
that's a bit too much desu. I mean required rate would be close to 7.

How do we circumvent rain lads

Why an hour? Would it take that long?!

get the fucking towels out lads

get a fucking blowdryer out or some shit ridiculous what we put up with in this sport

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>restarts
why the fuck are people repeating this shit over and over again
THERE IS NO RESTART

fucking hell, india going to cheat their way to another victory

just get a mop out. why does this matter anyway you poofters

play on a stadium-sized aircraft flying above the clouds

they should all have wet trainers similar to ice skates

have it on good authority that the match isn't going to resume today. good night bros

Hello again... and it may yet be goodbye before long, as the umpires have just gone into the India dressing room to relay their findings from out in the middle. Presumably they will then go and have a chat with New Zealand, but you can be pretty sure that Kohli and Co. would sooner sack this off and come back refreshed tomorrow. Any reduction of overs in these conditions eats into India's edge in the contest...

Sleep well Aussie bro, nini

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What a fucking glum shithole

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>hey kohli, feel like a bat?

I reckon the shorter game puts it more into NZs hands

This

it gives them a chance which i doubt they had before

wank then bed I reckon

I FUCKING HATE INDIANS

inspection at 10 past

shan't be sticking around with that

its a joke that they cant continue the game tomorrow

Thank god I’ve got fuck all to do this month because of uni holidays, getting up at 1pm on the cards

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Just want a cigarette reeeee

time to make a couple of coffees

>he gets up before 5pm
H
O
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L
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Was never in doubt

Wouldn't it be harder for India to chase 148 in 20

RAIN

FFS

LOOOL

rain
precipitation
moisture
wetness
dampness

miss my uni days
used to watch literally every ball of every game Australia played and followed every international game that was being played
even used to rock up at sheffield shield games

me too

We all do. Can we rangeban the poos please?

TOMORROW IT IS THEN

LETTTS GOOOO

had quite enough of fucking england lads

surely this is the worst world cup, even worse than 2007
just fucking hate it

EVEN THO THE RAIN IS AS BAD TOMORROW IF NOT WORSE

oh boi

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Ask your town to watch our sport

please

dear oh dear

>"The hover cover was removed for a few minutes, but back on..."

england is good to live in but would never recommend anyone to visit here on holiday unless you are like 40+ maybe

this is only the start
prepare for a botched ashes series with plenty of periods of fielding and batting side momentum interrupted by rain

enjoyed my holidays there quite a lot Tbh

Wouldn't be against the nuclear bombing of England

swear atleast 3 of the venues will be in the south

What was even the point of this tournament?
Could have just had the top 4 teams play somewhere dry instead of farting around like this

Who the FUCK thought it was a good idea to let england AND WALES host the fucking world cup

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Cloud seeding is real

>england

WILL WE HAVE A GAME TODAY??

fuck up plebbo

>india wins lol

atleast they are not showing highlights from 2008 one plus point

Do Australians have their academic year run from January-December as opposed to Europe and America's September-July?

rules 1-3

Well, it's probably the only way Arsenal can win the league again.

>game delayed til tomorrow
>new zealand goes nuts for 3 overs and scores a bunch
>india starts out slow like nz did
>rain comes back and rains the rest of the game out
>india lose vis DLS

is this the most kino outcome possible?

yeah, no idea why we split from how you lads do it but it's been like this for at least since 1900ish

more like feb - jun, jul - nov

>rains washes out tomorrow too
>india proceeds to semis
>all poopees seething
this is kino lad

>Pitch becomes favourable for batting tomorrow
>India chases down 250 in under 40 overs

Yes

The revolutionary idea of having your academic year follow the course of the actual year

It’s more March-November, but yeah.

Yep. It makes sense, none of this 19/20 champions shit either

>It's drizzling again ... This could be curtains ... I daresay we'll hear something definitive at 6.10pm... it'll take until beyond 6.35pm to make the ground playable.

Think about what hemisphere we’re in retard

I'd actually like to see not another ball bowled for the rest of the tournament due to rain just to see how much shit the ICC cops

>India - New Zealand a match made in heaven. That's probably the only reason they won't allow it to happen on earth

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As we continue to wait, here's some badminton wisdom from India's battle-hardened star Parupalli Kashyap: The former world no.7 has struggled with injuries in recent times, and knows qualifying for Tokyo 2020 is an uphill battle. It hasn't stopped him from competing though, and he hopes his determination to fight on inspires the next generation.

>none of this 19/20 champions shit either
the players want the summer off.
Who the fuck wants to have winter months off?

India and New Zealand seems a young bollywood love birds.

It starts raining when they meet.

What a shifty looking race

>World Cup-ending light drizzle

>yfw this happens in final too

IS IT STILL FUCKING RAINING

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If it rains when g_d pees, then what happens when he poos?

playing a pokemon ROM hack at the age of 28

Doesn't seem to make a difference in England, hence the current situation

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Based

>english weather
yeah nah

i suppose it's to give us the 'summer off'

>6.04pm Six minutes ... tick, tock, tick, tock ...

sky still showing highlights
its over lads

>zero /cric/ket
why even live lads

im playing fire emblem ROM and also 28

COVERS COMING BACK OFF

cricket is gay lol

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You have a summer?

looks like its a 20 over match lads

F

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>finally a day with cricket on
>it fucking rains
i'm livid.

noone this t20 doesnt get interupted again
its off back tomorrow for more rain and a no result farce finish to a farce world cup

>india in general
gonna be a no from me dawg

6.12pm Fernando speaks! "It's raining again. I think we're done for today."

Covers going on ..... Me as I go to bed

it literally never rains in london
I must have been in london for over a year of my life combined and I don't think I've ever seen it rain

My slags folder is absolutely bursting lads

>The covers are going back on
>The umpires remain in the middle. We're done, even if we have to wait for official confirmation. Which means NZ will resume at 10.30am tomorrow on 211 for five with 23 balls remaining of their innings.
over

So a proper 50 over continuation tomorrow, right?

youtube.com/watch?v=hBBZ2fb8ixY

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yes

Yes

No

No

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I assume that this rolls over to tomorrow as there's only a couple hours of daylight remaining.

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>implying tomorrow won't get rained out as well

Maybe

No, an improper 50 over continuation.

cancelling my non existed sky subscription after this shitshow

so if it gets rained out again tomorrow, india advances yes?

F

>6.15pm Right, here we go. This could be definitive.

Yes

if there's no play atll then yeah

ummm, it's going to rain tomorrow too sweetie xo

I still think they should drive the teams south all night to a ground with good conditions and good weather.

Goodnight boros, see you tomorrow:)

>the umpires are inspecting right now...

and what happens if it begins raining during india's inning?

continue from where they are at 10am tomorrow

THE UMPIRES ARE INSPECTING RIGHT NOW

don't remember when was the last time saw a match that went to reserve day

depends how much of it is played. if they've played enough overs then they'll use DLS to work out their adjusted target

NZ can't keep getting away with it.

its grim up north

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OFF
F
F

One Day International more like Two Day International

covers back on

>facing BUMGOD and bhuvi tomorrow in swinging condition

total time playing cricket is within a day

It's off lads

PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED! PLAY IS SUSPENDED!

>English Summer Time

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>BUM GOD

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too true lad

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asobi asoBASED

>facing 5 overs in swinging conditions vs 50 overs in swinging conditions

Good news for India.

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>OH NONONONONONONONO

more like
>One day, cricket.

night lads, see you tomorrow

time for wank and bed lads, see ya tomo

>literally working night shift tomorrow
rip

CAM ON PLAY SOME FACKIN GRICKET

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>tfw literally working nightshift when Australia play
Depending where I'm working I might be able to watch the game

literally the last season of anime i had the stomach to watch

Business idea:
Install underground freezers in the stadium so you can convert the match into an ice cricket game if it becomes too rainy

cricket sucks

>ice cricket

what are the rules? it sounds great

>New Zealand will be out batting again at 10:30 local | 15:00 IST. They'll have 23 balls. India will then have the full 50 overs to hunt down the 211 + whatever to progress. Also, also, again, in case the spoilsport aka the rain returns, we'll keep waiting all day before the DLS thing kicks in to have at least a 20-over contest. Plus, in case tomorrow turns into a today (as in things don't allow a match), India will go through to the finals on account of finishing at a higher spot in the league.

or just play hockey

le epic american banter

OH NO NO NO NO

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Wait, what?

Baste

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>the virgin ODI
>the chad TDI

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based weather working the poopeelians into a seething shoot

>qualify thanks to rain
>BTFO by rain

it will come down to duckworth lewis

>fully rested bumrah for 2 overs
HAHAHAHAHA

>5) "Tickets from today will be valid for the reserve day. Spectators to keep hold of the original tickets. Gates open at 8.30 am."

What if you tossed your ticket

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no it isnt, retard

>What if you tossed your ticket
you're shit outta luck. same if you can't make it tomorrow for whatever reason

this pic kills the pakistani

Why don't you just rape instead?

send ya mum, would do.

My mother would beat your beta shitskin arse

she's only have to beat my meat ;)

Hmmmm

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Why are you guys still awake?
It's OVER
Go to bed

Lol

rain reached the semis but pakistan didn't ;)

looking good m8

so what's the bottom line, lads? i have to waste more time tomorrow again?

Goodnight lads

Yes

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Yes but you won't have to waste anything after that at least, once NZ win the reduced 20 overs match

howling as i wake up lads

part and parcel

allah wouldn't have allowed this to haopen with pakistan

based rain

based rematch

based farcical world cup

Why the fuck did they dump the water that close to the pitch

NZ wins the rematch.

norf brainpower innit

wonder what angry rantbro's hot take on this downpour will be

So New Zealand are through? We have runs and India has zero

Man chokes on pie, dies during novelty event at rugby fundraiser

it is NOT A REMATCH

>india dodge nz in tests all summer
>have to play a test in the world cup

Just woke up lads, any word on what's happening?

yeah we won by 211 runs.

Match resumes tomorrow where it left off, with NZ 211/5 with 23 balls remaining in the innings. The India will play their full 50 overs. If rain happens again, DLS kicks in if possible.

>get through thanks to based rain in 2015
>2019

New Zealand rain is better

cool it with the elementist comments pls guys

cant stand weatherism

20% chance of rain tomorrow

everybody said a final against nz was a gift
didn't realise it would actually be a walk through because of rain

NZ would have beaten India twice by now if not for rain

100% chance of me being hungover tomorrow

100% chance of me missing the first hour of play due to being asleep

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Does anyone have a stream? The usual one is down due to the delay.

100% chance of me being hungover today

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100% chance of me being fat tomorrow

>we'll have a bat

*waves goodbye to the world stage*

>both sides get to bat first
haha what a fucking farce
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a full stength amir and shaheen shah afridi attack would have literally mogged the fuck out of this india ''''''batting line-up'''''
caspere knew this, thats why kohli threw the england game
luckily india aren't going to win this world cup anyway but pakistan might well have

against the spirit of the game to be quite honest.
Would have thought the Indian cricket board would suspend them for a year for basically cheating.
Same with the poms playing on the gear the other week when they had to win.
lot of cheating at this world cup to be quite honest, even Williamson not walking.

Reminder that kane did NOT know he hit the ball

even the keeper didnt know

>le batsmen should walk meme
bollocks, if the umpire does not raise his finger you are well within your rights to stand your ground

in the words of every decent batsmen who has ever played the game 'you know when youve hit it'

reminder in the groupstage match of this tournament shaheen shah afridi didn't even play and the shitter hasan ali did instead, shaheen shah afridi was only beginning to his groove at that stage. kohli knew pakistan would be unstoppable in the semis once shaheen shah afridi reached full strength, and so he lost on purpose to allow the absolute shitters new zealand to qualify

>justifying cheating
Im just going to take the high ground here and say nothing.

just ate all this and now going to bed

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Reminder that people thought it was a good idea that england host the world cup

If that was true then batsmen wouldn't erroneously review feather edges

so true

thinking a New Zealand Australia amalgamation playing under the ANZAC banner next WC lads.

he knew mate.

Compelling argument

india are truly cowards, like scientists tyring to manipluate a world cup victory in a lab
honestly can't wait for them to get completely dunked on in the final by either england or australia
also kohli is an ugly cunt

>cadbury
grim

just gonna throw away a couple hundred bucks on the horses today lads

>lost on purpose to let nz qualify
typical fucking braindead paki. we qualified by winning 5 games in a row and not getting bowled out for 100 by the west indies. england beating india actually made things worse for us, retard

not only worse for us but worse for pakistan as well

pakistan look a way better side than you this tournament though. new zealand havn't put in a single impressive perfomance, whereras pakistan have looked world class numerous times

i got a tip for ya

Yea it's a shame you couldn't get the points
Better luck next time lad

first race fleurgundy gets beat by an absolute nose

cazzie b

mate we absolutely monstered sri lanka

i dont think any team has been beaten as soundly as that in the entire tournament

new zealand havn't put in a single impressive perfomance

pakistan were literally cheated, just admit it and move on

more like cant handle the truthie b

white chocolate is basically vegetables

why is george bailey there, and wearing english colours?

pretty prescient post (ppp) if I may say so myself tbqh ngl bla x
also, check out what I copped on special
x

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>Zachy B suddenly reappearing when the cricket is over

Cazzie B

a feeling so grim

Seriously hope that alchy b gets denied an organ transplant

Impotency b

Kek what horseshit
This
Everyone who has played competitively knows when they nick a ball

>there are people who are still seething and crying about faggystan being too shit to make the semis

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guppy seething almost as much as that guy who got mankaded

Gonna be honest, if NZ loses I wont be watching the other semi or the final.

Pakis would have gotten dicked as well.

NEW

>yfw Taylor takes a brainy 3.5 overs (23 balls) to get his eye in after the break
x

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>Pissing down with rain
>He wants a stream
He's American so he probably doesn't understand what he's just said.

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They've also looked like a Sunday "B" side at times. At least the hateful kiwis have been consistent.

Child.

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