/cric/ INDIA vs NEW ZEALAND #4

rip off
build your own bucket and you could get more than that for probably $50

rate this match, lads.

for me 3/10

(((Who))) thought it was a good idea to host the world cup in England?
with no reserve day
no stadium with roofs

2/10

>getting consent
get a load of this fag

wait so if it gets called off india wins on run rate?

I reckon it would have to be performed through a financial transaction desu

So what happens now?

WHICH IS THE THREAD???

i rate india a number 2

gee gee en zee no re

bed.

there is a reserve day you dumb muzzie
why talk shit when you don't have the knowledge

going to bed I think

i'd rate it 211/5 desu

An hour or so until you start losing overs

we wait

nah as if I'd be able to keep a stiffy while evaluating if the time was worth the 140 an hour or whatever

england is not the problem
the north west of england is the problem

Have sunlight

>zee
>not zed

>bat slow with intent to launch at the end
>rains at the end
elite strategy

yeh its fucking humid down here in bristol

Pavement

ah we got a joke here. hasha. bit of a funny man over here. Smart guy in the house. hehehheh. You're alright funny guy.

of course there's reserve day for semis you dumb cunt. there was no reserve day in the group matches

shame that you suffer from shrinking finances.

reckon you are all getting ahead of yourselves desu, not a terrible innings

based curry speaking better english than whites

im just a husk of a man who only cares about about attention

>yfw DLS will require India to score 300 in 40 overs
.

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it doesn't matter how much money i have i'll always think about it

And that's a good thing

BASED

If the match is pushed to the reserve day, does it start over or carry on from today?

well of course there werent reserve days for group matches, when has that ever happened

There are people will claim NZ are more deserving of the semi final spot than Pakistan. Even after this dumpster fire we just witnessed.

taxi

carry on

this is the post

>pakistan loses more games than new zealand
>it's everyone else's fault but ours

No, i was commenting on your limp financial package not taking advantage of her profit margin bud

Actually Pakistan lost the same amount as NZ.

Let off some steam, Brydon.

what to do now lads? cheeky wank?

Start of a new rivalry I reckon

>there are people who are still crying about Pakistan being total shit and unable to maintain a positive NRR
Yawn

grim af

Imad my son

Thinking about getting some MRF tyres lads, what do you think?

>Brydon
Have you even seen Commando?

i really like those india flag brollies
where would you even buy something like that?

>25 overs of dot balls

NZ what the FUCK is your problem

They sell coke at KFC in NZ? Why don't we get it?

2007 World Cup

nobody gives a shit about your team you stupid paki loser, imagine watching a game your team isn't even participating in and being mad the whole time while complaining in a Yea Forums thread. the absolute fucking state of you.

interested as to how finishing 5th, behind new zealand, makes someone more deserving of a semi final spot (which is gained by finishing 1st-4th)

kane wiiyamson

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becus they are going to have to sit in the rain all day

wilyimsin

You’re going to be pacing about the room when you see the error you’ve made.

absolutely disgusting

What happens if against all odds, India loses this meme match?

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Sonny bill wee'ems

Looks like a total psycho

lad im not even being mad at nz, well i wasn’t initially because i was rooting for them. but seeing this fucking disgusting display from them is just making my blood boil. not even because pakistan deserved to be there, but because i just fucking want them to win. what i posted is an afterthought, after seething for 45 overs realizing that wait, this could have been pakistan and it would have actually been an interesting game

Winner of the second semifinal wins the World Cup

Didn't factor in enough beers for this lads

FYI if New Zealand dodn't bat again in their innings, India's 20-over score will be 148. And their DLS-adjusted target for 46 overs will be 237

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEhanna

then there will be even less interest in the final

We all go doopin' mental.

It's a recent change. Miss Pepsi though. Real nostalgic from when my dad would buy it for us as kids.

got time to go get some more now

cheers cricinfo.

disgusting slag but there's a 100% chance she'll let you stick it in her pooper so go for it desu lad

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i want to fuck her so badly

oof

>Phil Hughes
Haha

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manchester was a mistake

Everyone get on bumble and see what’s around while we wait for the rain.

God. What a fucking shame. Gorgeous face if she didn't have all that shit in it.

can't buy beer after 11

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You fucking MORON. Aussie changed Sully’s name to Hasha, so I changed Bennett’s to Brydon, as they’re both cricket commentators. FUCKS. SAKE.

>there's a 100% chance she'll let you stick it in her pooper so go for it desu lad
But this applies to every girl.

In Wellington there are places that have to stop selling at 10.

Looks like she makes questionable decisions.
You might be in here

>can't buy beer after 11
The rest of the world was a mistake.

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got a chub

BAH GAWD

Based lawncreep always got the camera out

>that webm

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What a bunch of shit rules. Just wait until the fucking sun comes through.

coconut coconuts
based

be lucky to find anywhere that sells alcohol after 9 on weekday here

what's the justification for not being able to buy alcohol past a certain time? is it a religious thing?

Fucking English weather

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anal is fucking disgusting do not understand the obsession

won't even eat a girl out because it puts my face too close to her bum

ok ok calm down m8....
holy cow some people just need an excuse to get mad

kayo showing highlights of the womens ashes in the break, pure cringe

Maori’s and islanders have no idea how to handle their piss, and limiting their access only exacerbates the problem.

The lads might need to look for real estate in London

natives will get a bit too rowdy

How else are you going to control the impulsive nature and lack of forethought of the antipodeans?

have sex

it feels good and its more degrading to the woman user, its not rocket science

is there a webm of the nicholls wicket?

Have to drink spirits after this lad
Shan't be contributing to the thread

>Yoshi ad on Kayo
Hmmmmmm

Had a little nap, m8s. I recommend it. I feel great.

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You are as weak as your cricket team

let's see the setup boys

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calling me out for lack of Commando knowledge is a pretty big insult m8

muh

Sharks m8...it's the sharks. They usually come out at night and attack people who have alcoholic breaths. It's a bonafide public safety issue. Read a book once in a while FFS.

FUCKING RAIN DELAYS....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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don't let your drink spill!

You would have been bundled out for 120 against bowling this accurate, now go rape a local eight-year old

Getting a little peckish, any fast food recommendations?

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really cannot believe how everyone (not just here) think nz have done terribly. the score is decent and more than defendable, india chose a team literally just to bowl kane out cheaply with the two spinners since he struggled with them in the bilateral, it didn't really come off. india are going to have to rely on their top order, so it's a lot closer than just "they should have scored 300 lol"

why are you sitting like that?

people who can't handle buying beer before 11 are the ones who you don't want buying beer after 11

nah it's usually a side effect of trying to reduce crime/ public nuisance by eventually forcing drunks to fuck off home.

what's the handicap mate

I agree but we'll still get PTFO and people will laugh at you

>Taylor and Dhoni will retire soon
grim

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Autism mate, wby?

autism

Based fucking rain

watching Garth Marenghi's Darkplace for the first time. Great watch. Would recommend it to any anons looking to kill some time.

They're not laughing at us they're laughing with us haha

Hawkeye VFT’s? Fucking based irons lad.

oh this is just off license
pubs don't have to close or anything

main thing i think is stopping pissed cunts doing liquor runs and crashing

If New Zealand's innings concludes on their current score of 211 for 5 in 46.1 overs, the 46-over target for India would be 237.

If India's innings is reduced to 20 overs, their target would be 148.

BASED FUCKING JATZ

yeah, it's great if you're in the mood for one of those comedies that isn't funny

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India dodging us right before they need to bat. Cowards

Rooftop stadiums should be compulsory for hosting cricket match.

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Reading Deleuze for the 5th time. Would not recommend this torture at all.

Snuff Box is better.

grim

>Kerry O'Keefe is the spookiest of panel talkers PROVE ME WRONG

>rain delay
Will India even get to bat? How’s the forecast

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I snuffed your mums box mate

they will tomorrow once the weather clears out and the pitch is pristine as the Virgin freak poopees here

What are you reading /split/?

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youtube.com/watch?v=T8wIgQB9GIA

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>And their DLS-adjusted target for 46 overs will be 237

lel

yikes m8 she’s been in there since 2015.

nice chebs on the right

Blood Meridian currently

just finished the comanche raid bit
>"A legion of horribles, hundreds in number, half naked or clad in costumes attic or biblical or wardrobed out of a fevered dream with the skins of animals and silk finery and pieces of uniform still tracked with the blood of prior owners, coats of slain dragoons, frogged and braided cavalry jackets, one in a stovepipe hat and one with an umbrella and one in white stockings and a bloodstained wedding veil and some in headgear or cranefeathers or rawhide helmets that bore the horns of bull or buffalo and one in a pigeontailed coat worn backwards and otherwise naked and one in the armor of a Spanish conquistador, the breastplate and pauldrons deeply dented with old blows of mace or sabre done in another country by men whose very bones were dust and many with their braids spliced up with the hair of other beasts until they trailed upon the ground and their horses' ears and tails worked with bits of brightly colored cloth and one whose horse's whole head was painted crimson red and all the horsemen's faces gaudy and grotesque with daubings like a company of mounted clowns, death hilarious, all howling in a barbarous tongue and riding down upon them like a horde from a hell more horrible yet than the brimstone land of Christian reckoning, screeching and yammering and clothed in smoke like those vaporous beings in regions beyond right knowing where the eye wanders and the lip jerks and drools."

yikes

extremely based literature

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great book

lel

have read one book since primary school tbqhwy

Same. Read them all in kindergarten anyway.

>rain not stopping for 3 hours

lmao

Kerry O'Keefe's a bit creepy lads

>those authors
you checked out Teachings of The Ancient Manchuria Spirit Dragon Legion by Dave?

we kinda know that already of that of the antipoodeans who post here

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>he didn't succeed in the premier's reading challenge
fucking STATE of /cric/

business idea: let’s have our World Cup for an outdoor sport in the most rainiest location in the world

the nag hammadi scriptures

>If New Zealand can't resume their innings and India have only 20 overs to face, they will need 148 to win.

odds on them fucking this up?

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When i look at you OOOO i don't know whats real

got tickets to see Meet the Robinsons out of it

wish I hadn't bothered

based Dazai

smart alec

I like it

The weather's quite pleasant in London right now.

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anyone got some Damo and Darren like shitty comedy? i kind of like it, on second thoughts

bit grim in leeds

mum told me to go to bed and i called her a bitch

based mbv, my fav from the album
WEEEOOOWEEEOOEWEEEEEEE (oooooooooohhh ooooooooohhh)

Indeed, been great for about a month now.
Fucking Manchester.

youtube.com/watch?v=v6yg4ImnYwA if you haven't already seen it

not much else like that out there

my bloody valentine = very gay name for a band

Thread is surprisingly comfy for a semifinal

We'll probably be getting their rain in a couple hours

g-grim

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Classic

raining hard here in south manchester brehs

the life and times of tim has a similar shitty art style but is actually a quality comedy

and one in which the poos are playing at that

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90 minutes to go before oxtail dinner is ready. will make mash potatoes as well. opening a bottle of kanonkop pinotage because i am worth it.

trying to git gud for a job interview next week.

Kiwis might not like this

stitched up

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what's been the best /cric/ meme this world cup lads

>cricket stops
>thread suddenly extremely comfy
non commonwealth will never understand this.

So true ;)

looool wypipo be like 'these upsidedown peas 2spicy'

England was a mistake

daniels ratty mujahideen beard.

God bless the /elite4/

think NZ would be happy with that

this not so much

sure you wouldn't like us to discuss our countries' politics and imply each other are subhuman despite looking the same

is that a discord tranny?

so untrue

for me its boomer guitar, used to annoy me but now it's just so shithouse I actually laugh irl when I see it

spooky

I unironically left those threads as soon as they kicked off tttt.

Is AFL shit lads?

how much longer is it expected to rain

Rain looms

Agree, this has got "2011 QF against South Africa" written all over it.

I think we're going to pull off a heist here.

No. It's actually the best sport to watch. Though it's only second best to play.

TITS OUT FOR THE BOIS, TITS OUT FOR THE BOIS

Based anime ad on Fox Sports

prognosis: wet

Temporary stands. Commentators love them.

HOW MUCH LONGER

no but this season has been dogshit

manchester summer time incharge of making this semi final slighty less of a dead rubber

wait so let's say we have to bowl 20 overs at india because of the rain, what happens with fielding restrictions and over restrictions? are they lifted after 4 overs/bowlers can only bowl 4 overs?

Morning bros
Don't know about you guys, but I was quite disappointed when I saw the score!

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bro it is shakib

New Zealand has as many Saffers in its team as us, but they never get called out for it like we do.
Thoughts?

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Footy would be nice to play if I wasn't worried about getting cleaned up and not being able to walk for a month

I dont know. I'm new to cricket. Round field?

>ICC chief executive Dave Richardson on TMS: "Like it or not, no matter how many people are watching, if you haven't got money you can't develop the game. The associate members programme is funded by the ICC and we do need money to fund it.

">We can't under appreciate the investment Sky have made with cricket in this country. It wouldn't be where it is without it."
and where is it, mr richardson? please tell me

Those cart things are cunts. Had some old bitch ram my ankles recently, I told her to fuck off.

>been sunny for all the dead rubbers featuring sub(human) continentals
>rains for the ko stages

hey now hey now

easily the best football code
shit league though

Love getting stoned and being super introspective and self critical as well as hyper-aware and appreciative of my surroundings

is this so common in america, nobody around even notices?

racist post

yeah I used to like that too but now I smoke to feel normal

You call this a cricket world cup semi final, despite the fact that neither team will bowl 50 overs and the pitch is rain affected halfway though?

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take lsd and take a bath with the lights out you pussy

Too many conjunctions but good post

have never gotten high off cannabis
given it a go maybe four times and it just never works

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>dissing rain when you wouldn't be in the semis without it
yikesorama

>select all the squares with boats
>they're clearly ships not boats
i don't trust this artificial intelligence meme, not one bit

try actually inhaling the smoke

Love taking MDMA and listening to some banging tunes x

anyone played kingdom come deliverance?
got a 970, reckon it'd run on that?

I heard gay people can't get high off cannabis

Unironically yes

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Brain chemistry is all fucked up from years of drug and alcohol abuse lads.

rain heavier than ever now - it aint stopping and the covers coming off within the hour

we're not gonna lose any overs unless it doesn't stop raining for one more hour

have sex

strange way to get sent to prison

for me it's stalking /cric/ poosonalities on linkedin

lads
LADS
big dic /cric/
smol coc /hoc/

>shutdown in wow in 3 minutes
>cricket still not on
FUCK

>Tfw MD will never feel as good as the first time again
Still fun tho

not a fan. sorry.

>Had some old bitch ram my ankles recently

>claim injury
>sue her
>bankrupt her coz she was probably too retarded to take out the insurance

there literally isnt going to be any moere play kek

>cruisers

Been getting into chapo trap house lately lads, and I’ve got to say it’s quite funny and humorous. I don’t mind socialism, but I think the tranny/woke left movement have sort of ruined its reputation. They’re more concerned with meaningless intersectionality rather than economic injustice. I don’t know how CTH managed cultivate such a cancerous fan base but the show itself is quite funny

What beer are you drinking lads?

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Results so far?

youtube.com/watch?v=FxKtZmQgxrI

emu export mate

This was OK, but i haven't seen Rick and Morty so i probably didn't get half the jokes.

Is this guy supposed to be an Indian? He sounds like an Arab.

i'll check it out ..Thanks.

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this is the post

I once did so much MDMA I had a seizure and smashed my head on the concrete. Now I exclusively browse Yea Forums.

lol cuck

Get better gear and stack 5-htp for a few weeks beforehand m8.

>tfw took MD for the first time with my gf
was pretty intense tbqhfam

based bush chooks

they're fucking chumps bro

richo is grim
poodam has a good career in front of him
daniel is now a "graduate acoustic engineer"

pitter patter pitter patter haha don't you just love the character of the english game

dire post, this

Sneed

>AFL ad with fidget spinners, flossing and planking
grim

...

For someone who is introverted and socially awkward, the feeling of being completely at ease and extroverted in social situations while on MDMA is one of life's great experiences

Have mentioned this before, but I NEED a webm of Walters flossing

For me it’s takikg shitloads of MDMA at music festivals, hugging and making out with random girls while shirtless, getting massages and then going home and looking in the mirror at what a degenerate you are

fuck tooheys is good

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yeah that's why I went through a period of doing it almost every weekend for many months, completely ruining it

how do I unsubscribe from this blog?

Didn't expect this from straffo

whenever im actually out of my shell i end up being a sperg
but normally im generally liked

*plip plop plip plop*

smash substance abuse for 6

Fuck mate that’s way too much, once every few months at the most. I try and keep it at 4 times a year max

doesn't it actually turn your brain to mush if you over do it. But just sometimes is completely fine.

Coke? thoughts?

honestly i think it's the worse drug. Just makes you a cunt and makes you feel like shit with out a decent high like other class a drugs.

Reckon it'll be a long one? Hoping for 15 minutes.

Smoke a shitload of indica and then take some sort of amphetamine and feel how it brings you up. Absolutely based

Much the same lad.
I solve this by not coming out of my shell, ever.
Thoroughly recommend it.

only ever done ket and weed

I'd like some opiates, 2bh

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DUDE DRUGS LMAO

well yeah I know it's too much now, but when you're an awkward sperg at university and you discover something that makes you effortlessly sociable and actually enjoy talking to people obviously I'm going to take it at every opportunity. think i probably caused myself some permanent damage honestly

Love it my favourite drug. You feel like a king for a few hours, feel terrible for an hour after a comedown but the next day you’re fine. After MD I feel awful for a few days. Coke also makes alcohol tastes a lot better for me too.

In saying that, it’s way too expensive here

Shit wrecks your heart. Lost a few friends from heart attacks because of coke. Buds were in their late 20s early 30s.

thats what i mostly done. It's very embedded. Can get the most drunk its possible to be and will never dance or sing.

based

Alcohol has a similar effect in terms of losing my insecurity, try that?

Aussie opinions on the Boonta Vista podcast?

basically just napoleonic wars in space

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This is the post. Nothing like a New Year’s Day dinner at the family beach house having not been to bed since the 30th.

love it when i'm on it desu

So it's an umpball incoming right? fuck a fair chase

the last time that happened I started crying at a club because I realised how much of life I was missing out on while being sober and cut through all my delusions and could see how normal people perceived me as a little creepy weirdo shutin

alco-hol? reckon I will be able to find a dealer for this substance I have never tried or heard of before?

Last time i did coke i did it on a Saturday night and stayed up to like 6am.Then i had to go to a first aid course on the Monday and the dude running it spent the whole of the first day speaking about hearts and heart attacks. Freaked me out and put me off it.

in a weird situation where I'm actually quite an extroverted person but insecure to the point where I won't typically initiate conversations with anyone

getting on the piss fixes it but drunk me is also a bit of a dickhead

introspection is cringe

literally everyone is like that

time for the grim walk down to the apartment bins where I pretend that my bin bag isn't entirely filled with empty alcohol bottles

any updates on when this shit restarts

thanks for answering im on phone

Done a bunch of it, but it doesn't last long enough to be worthwhile. Way too expensive here as well. Just get on the crystal pistol.

went to a club on the weekend because i live 10 mins walk away but somebody started crying because they found out my dog died but then i started crying because i thought about my dog having just died as well

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Someone send me a private message when the covers are off, thanks

reserve day

grim

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Remember lads,
Everything you gain is more that you can lose.
If you never gain, you can't lose.
You can thank me when you're still living with your parents aged 30.

>have to roll my recycling bin down a long flight of steps every 2 weeks to put it on the street
>filled to the brim with glass bottles
basically announces to the whole neighborhood that i have a problem

>recycling night
>have to find a bin that can fit two slab boxes at 12am
They probably here me coming every week with all the glass clinking.

doubt anyone cares
although I make sure to rotate the shops I buy alcohol from and tuck the empties down the side of the recycling bin and cover them so no-one in my flat can see because it is pretty shameful how much I get through (on my own)

can't get it here without paying out the arse

Based Pontingkino on ch9

that's me on weed lel

it's weird, when I'm sober I'm just normal. but if I fry my brain with chinese pcp analogs? it's like my behaviour becomes more "different"

the last time I took mdma I started lecturing these hipsters in the smoking section for an hour on US involvement in the arab spring

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literally me

literally me two weeks ago but with alcohol

yah, those strong stimulants are unforgiving.

imagine recycling anything
for me it's having an incinerator out back

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>rains for an hour
>/cric/ - insecurity and substance abuse discussion

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have sex, seriously
have sex, but ive done similar on the piss a couple of times

not lookin' good bois

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i pour every oil change in a hole by my fejoa tree

The US was involved in the Arab spring?

probably done for the day desu

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got blackout drunk and lost 3 hours of memory last saturday night lads, also drove my mate home in his mums car. Have no self control when im under the influence

if a country destabilises the US almost always did it

FUCKING HELL JUST FINISH THE GAME ALREADY AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

hate going in to the big smoke
love a piss up in a mate's backyard

REEEEEE

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this but unironically

I just use it in my waste oil burner forge.

Disappointed to see cric is full of druggies

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Fuck off you fucking shill nigger

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hope they reduce it to 20 overs and then get rained out and have to come back for 5 overs tomorrow
will teach them for scheduling a big event in such a shithole country

thank fuck the tennis is on. Im going to maccies, what should i get

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Business idea: wrap the ball in plastic and continue playing in the rain.

all the uprising movements spawned on facebook and US sent coordinates of leaders to rebel forces and hit gaddafi's convoy with a drone strike

But i wanted to have sex.

McFlurry

get sex

thankfully this will be the last time as cricket will fade into irrelevance in england

>what should i get
better taste in food

drugs are fun as fuck. stop being such a square, if you have nothing to live for what have you got to lose anyway

grand angus and two hamburgers

grim

Do you have any evidence to back that up?

rules 1-3

where can I buy weed on tor since dreammarket is ded?

Tendulkar's out!!!

just drank four beers and two wines at a family gathering i'm pissed lads

>being such a fucking autist you can't make a weed connection irl
don't fucking deserve drugs desu lad

empire seems to work ok

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not as bad as the poo politics posters, but fuck me dead this drug talk is cringe. just keep it to yourself boys, I'm not against drugs but going on about them is just a bit pathetic really.

Took a fairly massive, mentally introspective dump whilst reading all your drug posts lads. Hope you’re all doing okay.

that's why I need weed to cope with being so autistic I can't even buy weed

i live in perth. literally nothing else is open after 10 champ

the only reason you'd still buy street drugs in this day and age is the convenience of having them the same day
in terms of quality and price, if you havent been using the darknet you have been getting ripped off. simple as

>NZ plays like shit
>everyone starts talking about drugs
pottery

Business idea: Give the ball a tiny umbrella

Just find a black person.

>pakistan not in the competition
>still seething and following the game
what are you neglecting in your life in order to be doing this

>ywn be a 17 year old stoner in 2010 and listen to this for the first time again

youtube.com/watch?v=ypFY-lSyq_o

am i unironically the only non-addict, happy and healthy person on /cric/?

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Fuck off nigger, cannabis is the drug that unites the entire /cric/ world

yeah that's right go drink some water, fag

>tennis
>literally just women today
yeah nah

That sounds based and cute :3

based
cringe

come to the canning highway maccas near the leopold mate I'll shout you a big mac

yeah but, having a few nights on the good stuff is a good time. Why does everyone have to compare to having a mortal habit.

anyone wanna help me with my assignment lads

actually women receive equal prize money so women's tennis is equally as good

what's it on mate

I buy my drugs off my personal trainer.

this

right here, mate. my only creed is fucking prossies coz i can't be arsed chasing women normally.

settle down andy

Not to be grim or foreboding, but it usually ends at a mortal habit.

Imagine not blazing the sweet herb

youtube.com/watch?v=fUNTk5xsxk4

>at social event
>start talking
>mid sentence I just forget how to speak and finish what I was saying with gibberish
>people try to be polite and understand what I said

do I have weed and acid burn out?

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unironically the one im going to
watch for the white holden in the next 5-10 mins

project management la

>happy
Damn. Two out of three.

>receive equal pay
>don't do equal amounts of work
federer should go on strike about this injustice desu

>do I have weed and acid burn out?
that or autism. or both

Business idea:
A coin toss to decide who advances to the final

business idea: rain to decide who advances to the semifinals

shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life you'd like to

Hoping it gets rained out today. Better to get a full game in over two days than a DLS game in one day

business idea: a vote in /cric/ to decide who advances to the semifinals

You that curry at UNSW?

i am tired of this song because of the iphone commercial

you got something else?

>one day international
>takes place over two days

hit the weights
eat well
dress well
get a clue

But if theres something you'd like to try. Ask me, I won't say no, how could I?

this highlights package puts into perspective how grim the actual match is

youtube.com/watch?v=4s8m19c5MmI

have to go back to uni in 10 days lads
grim grim grim grim grim grim GRIM

reckon they should add more innings and use a red ball at that point

sounds like someone needs to take the tradiepill

I just have one question left lol

youtube.com/watch?v=MRNaKp0hUg8

they said they'd start reducing overs from 4pm

What if they need to extend to tomorrow? will it go the full distance?

This year yeah.

Low scoring and scrappy and kino games are few are far between.

Business idea: both teams participate in a massive soggy sao contest. ‘Winner’ advances to final

>curry
i'm at unsw tho yeah
yo send me the answers familia. are a lot of your answers just "House"? because so much shit comes under the actual construction part
also what's your answer for the calculation bit

COPE
O
P
E

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you would think if they don't play any more today then they will resume tomorrow as normal as a full 50 over match but I am frequently surprised by how stupid cricket administration is

Is it even possible for the match to be totally restarted? Or will it just be India batting 20 overs on another day

if there's no more play today it will resume as normal tomorrow. if there is play today at reduced overs, it will resume tomorrow at those reduced overs if there's further rain

VB because it was cheap at the bottle-o

UWA

Cant restart the match
If it keeps raining for 2 days india go to the final

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>send me the answers familia
Give me 10 minutes.
>answer for the calculation bit
Sill haven't done that. I'm working on the WBS right now.

business idea: play a game of brian lara 2005 to decide who advances

New years eve a few years back had tequilla with beer and weed.

I remember playing euro truck simulator 2 at like 10pm and listening to the final countdown at 11:55pm but cannot remember anything else from that night.

>Give me 10 minutes.
based

someone help me sum this up, is this rain a net positive or negative for NZ?

I don't know man, the amount of people to have done coke against the amount of people who have died as a result of coke. Pretty good odds

business idea: give up on cricket
it had a good run but I can recognise trends and this sport is toast, at least in its only meaningful form

Bit going on in this post.

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for me it's Shane Warne Cricket '99

fuck up josh

Driving a car is more dangerous

Kino game

twitter.com/PolishPatriotTM/status/1148352675320385537
/hoc/'s thoughts on this?

it's positive IMO. the DL target is 247 off 46 overs which is a pretty good target considering how they've batted and how Bumrah had two more overs to bowl still

christmas 2015 I got black out drunk on a bottle and a half of scotch at my grandparents house and apparently for an hour I was calling my brother and nigger faggot and insisting that Jack black invented google chrome

youtube.com/watch?v=NX16WQjIWxY
>tfw you will never be a based alpha tradie with anger issues
kill me lads

That's kinda cringe bro

For me, it's bowling a slower ball on the batsman's hip so that he tucks it onto his stumps

I'm sure

Glad you've been sober for 3.5 years.

>The UK is “sleepwalking into a crisis of childhood” with youngsters struggling to cope with the pressure to achieve at school, fit in with their peers and cope with wider anxieties over issues such as Brexit, poverty and the climate crisis.
simply don't believe kids at school are losing sleep about climate change

based

have you seen teachers in schools lad? they're batshit insane mate

mambo number 5? wut?

Reckon this violates the Unis plagiarism policies

holy... BASED

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funnily enough I used to go to school when I was younger

>Umang Vyas says: This is really frustrating. People have taken off from work and now we see rain instead of cricket. Hoping the ground staff does some excellent work for the match to happen today. My boss will not allow me to take another off tomorrow.

i mean nowadays lad, most of the teachers are people our age now who genuinely believe the world is going to end in 10 years

Umang? More like U-mong kek

I doubt that's most of them to be honest
I should note that's from a guardian article and they tend to use incredibly dramatic language when it comes to climate

this is modern "education"
youtube.com/watch?v=jEPo34LCss8
teachers telling children they will die in 10 years in order to use them as political props

off to the gym lads

dont like feinstein but she's so right, little rat kids telling her how to do her job when she's been in politics all her life kek

imagine living in this fucking country, no matter every yankee doodle shite's brain is so fucking rotten

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absolute state

>we're the people who voted for you, you have to listen to us!
>how old are you
>im 16
fucking howling

yeah, the kids are just repeating the mantras that have been trained into them though
the teachers should be sacked and never allowed in a position of authority again

Voting age should be raised to 25 and then capped at 60.

>16:00 Local Time, 15:00 GMT, 20:30 IST: Right, the rain has gotten lighter and it's a lot more brighter. The super-soppers are doing their work. We will start losing overs from 4:31 pm local

yeah thats what i was saying to this brit saying he doesnt think kids are losing sleep over climate change. you genuinely have teachers like this telling these kids theyre going to die in 10 years and of course they're going to start believing it.

please start soon im so bored im watching videos about american politics

I bet you're about 40

youtube.com/watch?v=MNH0bmYT7os
is this true?

kek zoomers aren't losing sleep over climate change
they're losing sleep about their snap score and dad finding out about their donations to twitch streamers

28 last month, but let me know how the next grey power rally goes lad.

...

my zoomer brother says all the girls in his class cry about climate change constantly. obviously just one example but i wouldn't be surprised if it was more wide spread.

you get mad about this but didn’t have a problem when conservative teachers refused to teach about evolution and shit, and pushed all kinds of their religious beliefs onto kids

india are going to have some target like 110 runs in 20 overs arent they

bollocks

wear a fucking sweater and drink some coffee holy shit how fucking lazy can you be?

90 in 17

has to be at least 20 overs for a completed match cazzie

will it change depending on each wicket that falls?

teachers shouldn't be pushing any of their dogmatic beliefs on students
if, however, it's a religious school, the parents have made the decision for it to be part of the curriculum

148 if they get 20 overs

Whatever happened to old zealand