/CL/ Champions League qualification general

So it begins...

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Some Europa League games today already, most are Friday though!!

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For me it's Cluj, AIK, Nomme Kalju, HJK, Crvena Zvezda, DUDElange, The New Saints and Celtic for today!!!

Here it's St Joseph's, Hajduk Split, and CSKA Sofia

3-1
0-2
1-2
2-0
1-4
3-0
1-1
0-2
3-1
3-1
2-0
2-3
1-0
2-0
3-0
4-1

Cluj
AIK
Shkendija
HJK
based red star boys
Dudelange (I BELIEVE)
TNS
Partizani
Saburtalo
BATE
Slovan
Rosenborg
Dundalk
Ludogorets
Maribor
Sarajevo

Cam on st Joesph

For me its Futbal klub Suduba

nobody cares about your league lol

DUDE LANGE LMAO

For me, it's Ararat Armenia.

They are currently leading 1-0 against AIK who just got red carded.

CAM ON ASSTANA OR POOJ SCORE SUM FAKKIN GOALS

>FC Astana
Did you mean FC Nursultan?

The absolute state of Swedish football

ARARAT

Can Piast Gliwice make it lads?

I think you meant Nur-Sultan.

>AIK being beaten by a team younger than trumps presidency

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No

2-1

Based

Ararat was Soviet Supreme League champion in 1973

For me, it's Borisov Automobile and Tractor Electronics, the batterers of ARSEnal.

>Celtic

what went wrong?

For the amount of excuses Petrescu was preparing before the match 1-0 isn't that bad.

This is not that club though.

>AIK

Wasnt Ararat the place where some ice-age flood survivors landed according to some myths

Yes, that's the mountain where Noah's Ark landed.

>losing to the survivors of Atlantis or something

I was hoping Torshavn will make it so we can play against them in some kino comfy stadium on Faroe Islands.

what in the flying fuck is this shit? where is real madrid, juventus or fucking bayern?

I will bite. That are the early stages of qualifications

Based Ararat

*Sips*
Odin... Yup, now that was a god

Armeniabro I am visiting your country in a couple of weeks, anything I should know?

>literally stand still
>opponent runs into you
>second yellow
uefa refereeing, ladies and gentlemen

why not?
i believe

lol
Why is BATE playing against the polish champion or Astana vs Cluj while matches like TNS - Kosovo exist

BASED

remember when celtic used to get to the round if 16

rangers were better

rangers had a decent uefa cup run a while back. but that's it.

Leave your phone in your room and don't walk underneath balconies on the 28th of July, vardavar day. It's pure memery, you can hang around the republic square fountain or the swan lake with normies (infinite water supply) or you can do the smarter thing by getting a water gun and catching dry people offguard in other parts of the city. Unless they're elderly, driving or visibly frustrated it's fine to water them. Always water the youth though, regardless of their reaction.
youtube.com/watch?v=PB39C3HHJ8I
Consider going to the symphony of stones and Geghard if you're visiting Garni
People say Agdam is really fun, it's a ghost town in Artsakh
You can get seeded just by getting the free points from winning your league every year (TNS, Dundalk)
Piast never played in europe and Cluj does it rarely so no points for them

>Agdam
>really fun

You can't be fucking serious

Have a feeling that we will get dabbed on by Lithuanian part time basketball players

Is Tomané playing?

Probably not vs Suduva but he will play vs Helsinki

>a cup competition that takes almost 11 months

and it's a good thing

CAM ON AL JAZEERA OR GAYDUCK SHIT SCORE SUM FAKKIN GOALS

I want to believe

>Boli Bolingoli Mbombo

Goli means naked people on serbian
Pretty cool

tell your sister i want to see her goli hehehe

We got this one.

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does Boli mean 'sick' in Serbian?

For me it's Titograd

It means "it hurts"

>Implying that this team can even make it to the play off of Europa League
We are shit man

there, are you happy now?

how’s Marin?

Hes weird
He had some insane moves in UCL group stage and sometimes he gets stopped in Serbian league
Overall our best player

The first-leg tie will get under way at 6:45pm UK time on Tuesday, July 9 and is being held at the 35,000 capacity Asim Ferhatovic Hase Stadium in Sarajevo.

Full commentary will be live on talkSPORT 2, with our coverage getting underway after the conclusion of the Europa League tie between St Joseph’s and Rangers.

Alex Crook and David Connolly will bring you all the build-up and commentary

he’s had such a strange career, glad he’s doing well with red star

>We are shit man
Cringe, only Ajax can stop us.
He is elite, best player we had in years.

do the team that get knocked out here got into the europa league qualifiers?

yes

oh no no no celtshit ahahah

Whats that banner serevejo have? something about a shamrock

Inshallah

>Celtic

lithuania looks comfy in july tbhwy, i'd play there for 5000 euros per month without doubt and id be a football legend there the best goalscorer in the history etc etc

Not even a shamrock will bring you luck here.

>sarajevo
oh nonono hahaha m*slimshits on life support, only Zeljeznicar the based Yugo club

montenigger team is dirty asf

s-stop laughing at my team

Mikey johnston proving me wrong

thought he could only do it in meaningless games

Suduva niggers getting away with no yellows
Im pretty sure we will choke

They're the basedest team in Montenegro, still holding old Tito name of the city of Podgorica.

Cska must beat Titograd, can't wait to see butthurt in Croatia when Ljupko do an ultimate revenge to his old croRat team.

fuck those mountain inbreads, fuckers don't even have names or sponsors on their shits. /Our/ gang of Ngubus and macacos is gonna dab on them

CAM ON BANANINHO SCORE SAM FAKIN GOALS!
ref is a Portuguese as well, we got this, go home mountainniggers

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Damn cant even score a goal vs suduva
Guess we wont reach group stage 3rd time in a row

good day my fellow eastern europeans. let's hope for some upsets and money flowing to our shithole.

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wtf is wrong with Celtic?

>shitograd
its over for those shiptars,
ngubus>Balkannigger monkeys

Neil Lennon

based

Based 3-0 already, Rooting for CSKA because of the Penev-Ljupko boomer partnership on the bench.

Would MLS even make it through early CL qualification? Or would they be relegated to Europa League qualification?

based celtic fans

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glad they got rid of that faggot "el maestro"

he's the most cringe person in football
theguardian.com/football/blog/2018/apr/29/nestor-el-maestro-serbia-spartak-trnava

>First, he chose a British name. “I felt British, so I changed my name to something like John Smith. A few years later, when I was about 18, I felt a little bit fake and stupid with a name like John Smith. My parents were foreign and spoke with an accent. I did not know what to do, so I went back to my original name which I always liked, Nestor, and in a moment of teenage madness, I changed my surname to El Maestro, because it sounded very cool. Now, I have been El Maestro for longer than I was Jevtic. It is a part of me and I have learnt to live with it.”

What's with the scottish obsesion with muslims? Celtic is pro Palestine, Dundee fans are called Arabs (for what reason?)...

what a fucking cringelord lol

CHAMPIONS AGAIN CHAMPIONS AGAIN

early, if they get lucky draw, maybe. not a chance to reach group stages tho.

There's protests in Sudan and these guys are supporting it.

Guess you guys are too integrated in the muslim community since reading news is not exactly a goat-fucker thing to do.

You were saying? LMAO

Dundee United are called arabs apparantly because they had a new pitch made out of sand or something. And they were said to have taken to the sand like arabs.

Vukanovic IN - Boakye OUT!

celtic isn't really caring that they're muslim. they just take sides with anyone has a similar experience as the irish

dundee nickname has nowt to do with politics as far as i know

Won some cute NEET cash thanks to Sarajevo and Celtic with my grandma's pension money :')

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Based.

Based. Putting all my chips on Sturm Graz winning EL this season

scottish people are pretty based, several of them gave their lives defending us from you lot, they're basically always on the right side of history and are pretty good at distinguishing good from evil and right from wrong

Ah that's why. I was afraid to ask when I used to live in Tayport-On-Tay, thought they were real Arabs.

shots fired

well they obviously missed in that case, I know that cause my mom is Scottish and her parents thought my dad is a terrorist or something when she decided to marry him, just because of BBC propaganda

serbians are evil though

sounds hella unbased to me

But we're not, we suffered the most from our literally evil neighbors. Got bombed two times because of muslim and albanian terrorists, smfh.

Here we go...

guy on the bottom left with the beard looks like my doppelganger

>iznadprosjechni_smrdin.jpg

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>sinclair is shi...

maybe you should have treated them fairly under yugoslavia

what a lad
and he gets to fuck Helen Flanagan

>iznadprosjechni_smrdin.jpg
aka hrvat?

YES TNS

Compare the market values on transfermarkt

>it's a all my bets are winning episode
Can't wait to see them all lose within the remaining 10 minutes

SARAJEVOS GREEN AND WHITE

So do you go into EL qualifiers if you lose in the first CL round?

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fc onions

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fucking Luxembourgian chokers
I hate you and I wish your country would go up in flames

We beat Liverpool in the group stage last season, you know

yes :3

Did you look to see the players they lost this summer? Bad bet desu.

it's fucking Valletta for crying out loud
and they were 2-0 up, bad bet my left foot

>naming a non-Croatian city after a Croat

based

>DUDE
These faggots were in the EL groups last year, the fuck happened

ffs New Saints

>TNS bottles it in the 93rd
Thanks

bad bet m8