Messi an autist confirmed?

>And speaking about the tactics, Alves admitted he would usually ignore Guardiola's pet-hate so that Messi would be involved in the match

>'Pep hates these full-back to winger passes because they don't offer progression,' he told Globo Esporte.

>'But I used to do them with Messi a lot and he'd be annoyed.

>'I told him if Messi doesn't touch the ball every two minutes, he disconnects and we need him connected so he can decide the game. He agreed.'

>And despite going against his manager's wishes, it appeared that Alves was right as Barcelona won 11 major trophies during this era - including three La Liga titles and two Champions Leagues.

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I don't understand which part of this article made you think that?

Guardiola you mean?

>Brazilian logical inference

>'I told him if Messi doesn't touch the ball every two minutes, he disconnects and we need him connected so he can decide the game. He agreed.'

Wew messi btfo

>>'I told him if Messi doesn't touch the ball every two minutes, HE DISCONNECTS and we need him connected so he can decide the game. He agreed.'
Who the hell "disconnects from the game" just because he doesn't touch the ball every 2 minutes?

Negative iq post

brainlets

Messi apparently and you don't want him disconnected

Messi apparently
What does that have to do with Autism though? A lot of GKs are better when they face a lot of shots and make mistakes when they are "cold"

He disconnects = he becomes a negative asset for barcelona, does nothing but walk on the pitch

Nothing to do with autism

I'm about to disconnect from this thread if I don't see something from a hue in the next 2 mins
Clock's ticking

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Is Alvez the biggest intellectual Brazil has ever developed?

Not even a picture of his oiled up shaven tranny pusy could save him from the embarrassment of this thread

That would be Mr. Catra.

Some goalies need the ball passed back to them for a kick for this exact reason

>i-i haven't touched the b-ball for over 3 minutes n-now..
>t-t-they are d-definitely laughing at me
>p-probably judging m-my bad performance
>i-i'm a failure
>s-stop l-looking at me guys
>b-better track b-back to get the ball
>"h-hey guys please p-pass the ball"
>finally, I have the ball
>better compensate for my bad performance
>I can definitely dribble on my own and score
>oh damn I'm only at the halfway line
>I'll try anyway
>g-god d-d-damn I lost the b-ball again
>I f-fucking suck
>c-can't wait f-for my sprite after the match
>*referee blows the whistle*
>h-how did we l-lose to roma
>antonella p-please help me
>I w-want to go home now please..

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he walks in the pitch to not waste energy and be full in the attack, you fucking brainlet. Not for nothing he is the greatest playmaker the world has seen

>Alves disobeyed the bald fraud to get the ball to the GOAT
>just like every brazilian full back has ever done in history
>they win a million trophies and trebles

fuck off
also 'disconnect' means you lose fire, like in basketball you get the ball to the guy with the hot hand. why would you want your best player cooling off.

His ping becomes too high.

>hot hand
Only in an american sport could anyone believe this

Big brain move from Alves desu

The real autist here is you you peasant hue ape

>Who the hell "disconnects from the game" just because he doesn't touch the ball every 2 minutes?

my boyfriend

bro just pick up the ball and throw it how hard is it

It's not autism, he has concentration problems like all of us genx millenials and zoom zooms.

>offered ignored
There is something in the water making everyone even stupider I know it

t. tsufag