/cric/ OFFICIAL INDIA v NEW ZEALAND GAMETHREAD 2

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GONE

FUCK OFF

At least (((they))) can't ruin cricket user

Shan't be posting in this trainwreck of a thread.

Gell-Mann amnesia effect

Nah people wont come

ah yes muh jews

Reminder that the ABC """Chief Economics Correspondent""" has a BA in Italian who literally and unironically does not understand the difference between revenue and income: afr.com/news/policy/tax/emma-alberici-antitax-cut-article-contained-nine-errors-20180410-h0ykfs

Because the Senate crossbench wont let the based Liberal party privatise it

GOTTEM

thinking of having a cheeky want to a Wynona Ryder porn lookalike lad

Why don't NZ do the haka and see if that helps?

lads why won't nz score runs?

its mermaid not mermAIDS

thinking about a cheeky dilmah

What do they drink at drinks?

picture in the OP is fucking shithouse lads
feels like a hoc joke on grig

Just need a couple of cheeky boult hat tricks lads

Anyone got a good stream? mssev shit the bed

drinks

drinks

Bit of turn and bounce here lads

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>22 (50)
>Blocks

the fucking state of new zealand

Both see themselves as the ships captain and expect the other to smack it
Also Taylors too old

is it cowardly to pray for rain?

monster zero

they drink drinks, thats why it's called 'drinks'

yeah mate, I've been on the waters all night, open up wide

*pisses on you*

>LOSEZEALAND

I'm thinking a mediocre 250 that gets BTFO in 40 overs

mmm nice milks

oh

donating plasma tomorrow, gonna ask the qt girl there for her number :3

post slags

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hate how the whole alberici thing was spun as some government vs the media thing
she was and is a fucking shocker and should've been sacked

yeah

Ask her if she takes semen donations

they're gonna score at 36 rpo in the death overs. Everything's under control ;)

Will Kane get knighted when NZ win this tournament?

umm no mate actually to be a brainy cricket patrician you have to pretend obviously sub-par scores are actually competitive and that the adhd t20 zoomer plebs simply aren't reading the conditions/don't appreciate a forward defensive etc

tfw you will never have a qt gf that worships you even though you push her awat

How does Bumrash get so much speed from that run up?

He'll become a maori chief

did anyone REALLY expect nz to be competitive in this semi?
scraping past poongladesh and the worst cringedies doesn't bode well

As long as they decapitate guptill after I'm happy

New Zealand shocked, Indian rocks!

grim casting

hyperextension ;)

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>see the needle
>cry and pass out during
>c-can I get your number...please m'am'

can

My prediction is that India are going to win this match. This is based on the fact that NZ are terrible and India are slightly less terrible.

Although I hope everyone on Sky gets hit by a car, Laura Jayes makes my dick tingle

>rain looms
>nz get DLS'd

ok I've never seen this cunt before in my life but today alone I've seen her in 4 threads on 3 different boards

Who is she?

Run rate's looking a bit grim lads

i'm not a faggot, i'm a fucking MAN

>she

you work for sky sport then?

Kek

why don't nz just hit 6 6's every over?

Australia: I am Australian
England: I am English
India: I am Indian
New Zealand: I am ________

???

amber ales

a New Zeawegian

>lose zealand
KEK

based sole kiwi in the crowd

japan being absolutely based tonight

"Kiwi"

all the best, lad
go and get it. you got this
just dont try to be a friend, most sluts hate it, try to be upfront and say you want to go on dates etc

cooked

That's like asking why you couldn't just win the emu war. Shit is complicated lad.

a cuck

Table topping

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*states some obvious analysis*

he’s a britshit ravi m8.

NZ is playing is batting like double Dhoni

gay LOL

New South Welshman

poopee hahahahaha

kek

in the semis and you’re not.

based blow in

grim

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thanks mate. i'm universal blood type which means they need me to donate as much as possible. so if she says no, im gonna tell her im not donating anymore

Kane having to play the anchor and the aggressor at the same time because Ross is useless

Australian

most Kiwis i know are bottoms

SLOGGED

>so if she says no, im gonna tell her im not donating anymore
Solid plan, good luck m8

Tea unless Australians are playing because they're fucking americanised FAGGOTS

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Has anyone ever got stumped from a fast bowler?

Power bottoms

easy 300 lads

HOW THE FUCK DID THEY MISS????

>cofee is american
'no'
we drink more coffee than any country on earth and its entirely because of our greek influence.

depends how fast you mean by fast

Grim map m8, who knew Australians were so septic

Now it's probably a tad optimistic but I really think we can win this match.

CRASHING THIS KANE

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Um, lads

it would be extremely painful

based retard

it's the european model we follow american coffee is different

I'm sure the Greeks had a huge influence on the ten Starbucks on every block in Melbourne

PLEASE NOT LATHAM

>smelly indians in the final
feel a bit sick lads

getting grimmer

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i guess they never miss ....huh?

grim

*inhales*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Neesham lads

OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

what takeaway should i get for state of origin tomorrow lads?

YOU AGAIN

Dont know but Warneys bouncers used to be based

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Reckon they need a quick fire hundo from the Neesh here

based retard

starbucks is famously unprofitable in Australia, they've lost ridiculous amounts of money trying to open up here

stop the influx of muzzies in your country first, lad.

unleash the neesh

This map is a bit confusing as I am colour blind.

Gilly got one from McGrath

Will New Zealand reach 183?

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Just leave Latham in the sheds. Dire cunt

go to the pub and get a schnitzel cunt

kek. he just keeps on doing it.
2/2
will be waiting for the nexr hopeful NZ post

well get better eyes then you spacker

Just

based blow in

Try 283 and NZ will face England in the final.

mmmmmm

>The word b*sed has only been said 8 times ITT
I think our vernacular is far more varied and diverse compared to the rest of Yea Forums
I think we should all be proud of that chaps

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lmao

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grim

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what does that have to do with not wanting india in the world cup final

KEK

I know whats going to happen next. Taylor, in frustration, is going to attempt a no-chance pull shot and get out.

Declaring that I am going to bed during the innings break. I am not a coward.

*chokeslams you*

sbs.com.au/news/thefeed/story/why-starbucks-just-cant-crack-australian-market
try again sweaty x

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One more drink to nurse to the break then bed.

It's OK Williamson has done his part as long as the other lads play well 300+ is on the cards.

give dhoni a spell

based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based based

is this the power of white people

There are about 3 Starbucks in Melbourne, and the only reason they’re viable is because chink international students don’t know good coffee. Melbourne coffee culture is undeniably GOAT and is a product of Greek and Italian migrants. Based multiculturalism again

steak and kidney pie with tomato sauce and chips

u mad bro?

We literally don't even have starbucks in australia you dumbcunt. our coffee culture is quintessentially greek. melbourne is world famous for actually good coffee

Australia would still be in this
Stop being so negative Poo Pealand, have faith cunts

that your life sucks

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HIDE IN YOUR HOBBIT ISLAND PLAYING ON BABBY MEME GROUNDS AND NEVER USING PROPER TACTICS

BLOWN. THE. FUCK. OUT

GET FUCKED KIWIS. FUCK OFF.

>POOLT
>KEKTILL
>3/137(36.2)
>MUH MEMEDEN PARK
>BLOWN
>THE
>FUCK
>OUT
>LE FUGG LE PIG 3 XDDD
>THE ANAL RAVAGED HOVEL ALSO KNOWN AS POO PEELAND

FUCK OFF POO PEELAND. GET FUCKED

It's because you already have a shitload of coffee chains in your country la, the market is already saturated

don't have a single starbucks in perth I don't think

All of the white people teams made the semis. The only reason India made it is for quotas

this
our cricket team are the archetypical aussie battlers with a dash of true blue larrikinism, they just won't give up

>137 dot balls

holy moly lads grim

>Try 283 and NZ will face England in the final.

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>smelly indians in the final
me: stop the influx of muzzies in your country first, lad.
at this point, there is no difference between muzzied UK and pajeet land.
so that's what i was wondering when you said "smelly"
you have sitskins in majority and a mayor who is a shitskin
lel so, it's your post which didnt make sense in the beginning

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Virat really is a phenominal player but even better captain.

>and there's still 84 balls to go
major yikes

more like moss taylor with this run rate

except we don't

coffee club, dome and gloria jeans are populated exclusively by boomers, no one under 50 will ever go to one and they're also closing down shops all around the country

here in freo there's one dome and probably about 30 independent cafes

Stop being so negative. All it takes is two overs a wicket a ball and India will be out just like that.

chup kar ja maa ke laude

Our team is not white anymore that’s why we did absolute shit

based blow ins

>england
>white

heh

Ok is past midnight here. Good night

>we don't have coffee chains - we just have a lot of coffee shops!
grim analysis m8

>moss taylor
Not bad criminal scum. Not bad.

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grim
r
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he's doing the white people look
pakis confirmed for aryans?

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Is this halal?

This
Would hate to bat second on this

MIRG
I
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>kill whites so they leave the country
How could everything fall apart.

stop saying grim you fat cunts

It's the complete opposite actually. Starbucks partially failed because we don't like coffee chains and will always go to smaller cafes instead.

Looks like Paz Vega.

do you know what a chain is mate?

Bleak

grim post for a grim game, tdghwy (to be grimly honest with you)

200 is a par total for this ground so NZ are definitely on top.

dire post la

Kek

JUST DROPPED THE WORLD CUP CUNT

Why do black Africans kill the white people? Why don't they make them slaves? You see this is why they have such shitty lives. They don't know how to exploit.

we are so gay

kek what kind of shot was that

>poo peeland on top

yikes

>going into the death with a sub-200 score

come to the Leo for a parmy ya cunt

see, this is where the fun is
if you were an actual indian muzzie, you wouldn't be offended by what I said because, indian muzzies hate ISIS cucks and paki muzzies.

so, when I see you triggered, it tells me how the fuck did you get into our country? dont worry, modi will weed you out.

also stick to cricket? because if you cant take what you dish I'm afraid staying on topic is more needed for you.

Whats the temporary stand situation at the stadium like?

she's the daughter of uma thurman and ethan hawke

good absolutely nothing wrong with being gay I have many gay friends

You would've thought they'd learned by now

Can we get a bruh chain going?

imminent collapse

BASED

leopold? on canning highway you mean?

more of a sail and anchor man tttt

This has to be one of the worst innings I've seen and I've watched Australia get bowled out for 30 odd.

so oceanianons do Aussies and Kiwis like eachother or is there some legendary animosity between the two?

behen chod kisne ghusne diya iss chutiye ko japan aur /cric/ mei

similar to how you got in

>batting pitch
>poor shot selection

yes chief. 6157 represent

a sea of black then?

quite like them, they're basically the same as us but a little less bogan

think they view us as more of a sporting rival though while we don't really give a fuck

Why would anyone from NZ stay up for this?

we're like two peas in a pod x

Blacks lack critical thinking and planning skills. They are slaves to their emotions and primal instincts.

we could have had an India vs Pakistan match leading into a nuclear exchange

instead we got this...

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bit gay

>Run rate below 4

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two pees in a poo

this one?
thefappeningblog.com/maya-hawke-nude-sexy-13-photos/#more-586296

I hate myself.

based, 6163 man here

this run rate is a bruh moment

NZ is Australia's Wales m8

kiwis have annoying accents and maori are subhuman baboons

Aussies are generally good cunts, especially when compared to the rest of the world

so who wants to make a serious case for this actually being a competitive total so I can quote the post and laugh at you later when india polish these off in an hour

how do we get them interested in cricket lads
I've seen Brazilians and Chileans and even Argentinians popping in, feigning interest.

How do we get them to commit?

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still remember first seeing that pic in like 1997.

a boundary a boundary my kingdom for a boundary

Does NZ still like rugby?

Australian living in the UK here. not a fan of kiwis at all, think they're all nonces

yes nice tidds

it's a meme animosity because our countries are so based that we don't have any real problems so we have to invent ones

I'll bite. If Boult goes well and de grandhomme picks up Kohli >we're still in it.

argentinia used to play a bit back in the day but the based Imperial Cricket Council ignored them because they weren't part of the British Empire

Aussies have annoying accents and abos are even less human than baboons

Based Spearwood.
Did you go to school with Cam McCarthy lad?

BASED JAY FROM NEWCASTLE LADS

>Living is WA is probably as bad as NZ odds

nah, Brandon Matera went to mine though

kissed his sister when I was 5

FUCK OFF WE’RE BOTH FULL

can confirm

Shan't be granting this with a response
Based. Fuck Ross Lyon outta here

someone needs to remind new zealand it's not a test match haha they need to score more runs hahaha

kiwis confidence shot to pieces after losing back to back games

I imagine it's similar to the England-Wales rivalry. England/Australia are better at pretty much every sport aside from rugby.

promise them american citizenship once they win a world cup

>155-3
>40 overs

You're still less fucked than anyone else in the anglosphere or cricket world

>Aussies have annoying accents
you literally sound exactly the same

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Is the Kiwi masterplan to bowl the shit out of India? Cause I dont think thats a very good plan

ALRIGHT lads 10 0vers left.

score predictions?

The power play isn't nearly as exciting as it sounds.

>155-3 after 40 overs
>7 wickets in the shed and still not trying to accelerate
what the fuck

not at all. it'd be like saying everyone from england sounds the same

you think so?

200 give or take

remember about an hour and a half ago where the predicted run rate was 288 and I said it was retarded but the entirety of /cric/ laughed at me

you're not laughing now, are you?

NZers say fush and chups but that's about the only difference

250-300

You lads sound similar to Aussies to us too, but a bit gayer

India will get spanked by England or Australia. They can't even finish off our crap batting line up

Sorry we can’t all live in the rich diaspora that is the western subcontinent.

rohit will score 155 by himself

not very many
is my prediction

Sub 190

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Powerplay 3. Best situation to increase the run rate.

but i wanna go make a cup of tea

australia once again bringing the rest of the antipodes over the line
grim

unironically completely distinct accents, vowel sounds are completely different

Never laughed at you m8

There’s no right side of the bed with a body like mine and a mind like mine

predicted run rate was 288? that was always going to be optimistic, that would mean a score of 14400

nah kiwis sound pretty different to aussies, you thicko

solid 180 on the cards here lads

Fuck off Guptill

I forgot Ross Taylor was still out there 2bh.

Shan't be replying to the ex even though she keeps messaging me

ahh yes the elite hook shot to silly mid off

make your tea not like you'll miss anything

For me? It's

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ace of spades on the cards here lads

ZERO WALLOPS IN THE FIRST 40 OVERS KEK

i can tell aus/nz accents apart but let's not pretend they aren't very similar

so did he.

me too

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HOW MANY DUDES YOU KNOW ROLL LIKE THIS
HOW MANY DUDES YOU KNOW FLOW LIKE THIS
NOT MANY
AN FINNY

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she?

more distinct than the non-norf english accents are from each other

>getting beat by people with paw print tattoos on their necks.

Holy moly lads, that's a yikes from me

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>neeshdumb

Selfish toss gaylor plodding along to New Zealand decimation

Commentators struggling to turn this frown of a match upside down

nice

At least neesham had a crack

CDG next then Matt Henry for a few WALLOPS

OUT
>taylor still there

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Did NZ really expect a better showing than this though, I'd say they've at least not completely embarrassed themselves. That'll be happening on Thursday and I refuse to say which side will be doing it.

>a 4

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shaping up for an easily defendable total this

dare I say it, in the bag

India? Hardly knewia.

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The difference between Aus and NZ is greater than the difference between General American and Canadian

I will take a kiwi over any dirty fucking muzzie goat fucking indian any day, also poms can get fucked

DE GRAND DESIGNS

Would rather get Boult out there instead of Latham

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business idea: marmite milk

Who let these dossers get 4th honestly it’s like watching school kids

How come Aussies are such chads but New Zealand keeps choking despite being essentially the same people?

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Tell me about de Grandhomme. Is he a big guy?

fuck this is so grim

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I made a funny post but then a wicket fall and my post was subsequently ignored.

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implying ross taylor wont go beast mode here
all you NZ haters need to get fucked

Having Jacinda as PM has poisoned the national mindset

>Colin of Big-guy

Based Robelinda. Doing it all for free.

nz as a country and society, is cucked

how far behind is your stream m8?

there have been 6 teams worse than this.

good and bad in both countries lad
youtube.com/watch?v=ao4ypfXWRlI

happens to the best of us, lad. what's your post?

guess he’ll have to keep playing in a shitty cruise ship covers band and trying to score drunk widows.

this is fuckin terrible bros, my bet is fucking fucked

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What an embarrassment.
New Zealand are only in the semi because of washed out matches.
Kill yourselves New Zealand

De Grimruns

The best posts get a shit return

when are you gonna get that embarrassment out of ottawa?

Cash out lad

better cash out now

It would have been India vs Pakistan today

you on vindicated watch when cringedia goes all out for 150

What was it. I'll give it a (you) mate

Leave it in, pussy.

double down m8

espncricinfo.com/series/19134/game/1173348/india-vs-new-zealand-world-cup-warm-up-2019
reminder anythng can happen lads

Same. I only stuck a tenner on though.

no they're not 'very similar'. they're quite different
very similar would be like two different regions in ireland

>DJ Jacinda in the housseee
Oh No No No No

Cashing out is for jews, I go down with my ship with honour

absolutely kino stats in this match tbqhwy lads

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just waiting for the next election

just ordered a chicken on rice with hummus and satay from kebab sensation
you lads want anything

RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS RAIN LOOMS

rain coming lads

>r a i n l o o m s

Chase your losses with FC Astana to win @ evens.
Kicks off in 20 bings

Keen for some rain and claiming the Moral Victory.

what do you lads think of Isa Guha?

rain on the horizon

hsp mate with bbq chilli and garlic sauce ta

Because our entire population is the same size as your family

>RAIN LOOMS

you wish, kike

DlelS imminent

RAIN IN 5

(only 90s kids will get this reference)

what happens if its rained out?

Mix works combo thanks m8

me on the right

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Do they just delay? What happens if it doesn't stop for a long time?

What's a pint worth in PP?
Bottle of coke?
Pack of darts etc.?

>BBQ sauce
mate..

Gand dho le thik se

Lmao imagine playing with stick cheek to cheek with smelly pakis and indians as national sports

What happens if a SF game gets rained off?

nice digits

also, yeah but australia isn't that populated either afaik

so are kiwis just playing for duckworth lewis

600iq

...

SUPER OVER (unironically)

hate the skin colour
love the voice and accent
love the shape of her hips and thighs in the tight dresses she wears

quite simple

smelly looking bich

Indians finally having a wash

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India in final

holy trinity of sauces lad, the three together is incredible

goes to the reserve day, if it's washed out on the reserve day too india go through because they had more points in the group stage

is the pitch actually slow af or is NZ just playing shit?

FIRST WALLOP OF THE INNINGS

Is that you Jaidyn?

Racemixers should be whipped

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TAYLWALLOP

WALLOP
A
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O
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>both these teams in a contest of who can be more shit
Kek

want her to rub tumeric on my penis

thinking about bk tomorrow for lunch

both

you seem like a stand up bloke mate, I'm trying that next time, just for you

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fit for colonisation by some average looking bugger

>noooooooooooo

Thats incredibly grim

230 on the cards

both

25 million now isn't too small. And to be fair basically all subcontinent cricketers would be at least middle class. Except for bumrah and a few exceptions.

This is the over.

I wish we had BK and Wendy's over here

about FUCKING time taylor

where is he lads?

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turmeric is the worst spice, barely tastes of anything and stains the fuck out of everything

Wendy’s is now dogshit sadly.

Bro it is Shakib

based spicelad dropping the truthies

it is still shakib bro fantasy game my bro

cunts massive

when he gets a century he should do a Floss Tayler

>poohal

Career ending mouthbreathing related injury

300 on the cards LETS GO

it is shakib bro

Poos love it because they can't afford saffron

Will rain save NZ?

Salt
Thyme
Basil (c)
Oregano
Celery salt
Black pepper
Dried mustard (wk)
Garlic salt
Ground ginger
White pepper
Paprika

Time for GOLLIN to sock some dingers.

oooo.... ooooo 600 / 11

post a stream

20 RPO here and it's all on

kek
k e k
K E K

that primo ad is giving subtle society altering hints by the way the 20 something manual labourer still lives at home

are you being racist to Queenslanders mate?

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Turmeric is a root you dumb bong

OUT

KEK
FUCK OFF

imagine the absolute state you must be in to be getting bullied by the fucking bbc

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poovineshwar poomar

>FAILOR

For me, it’s garam masala in at 3

c-can you go to front on.... pleas.e.......

biggest and most bustling state people

O U T
U
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

APOLOGIZE

not out
taylor on should have been out 25 overs ago watch to save the game

lmao

criminal of the selectors to leave out cajun

Why the long face pal

Oh no no no no no no no no

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mums making roast pork tonight based

NOT GONE STAY IN FOR A BIT MORE

dumb new zealnd sluts

no one post them

Lmao

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which i had a 3rd monitor so i could also work on my runescape

Getting sick of rejection emails.

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God dammmmmmmmmmm

>white pepper
put chickensalt in instead

Ni hao

just need one to land mate

probably better not to hit on girls through email

DE GRAND SHIT

Prediction is on track lads

FUCK SAKE

Currently slaying wyrms on os and camping vyres on rs3 with just one monitor while still following the grig, sort your shit mate.

>de bigfragrance

>nz

Fucking hell hahahahaha

Ouch

>LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE >LE BIG HOUSE

If you have no experience getting a job anywhere is brutal, try applying to large chains doing literally whatever because even if you start on shit pay you can progress rapidly and it’s experience if nothing

deSLAMhomme gone for chips, fuck off twat

homme means man lad

>LE BIG LAD >LE BIG LAD >LE BIG LAD >LE BIG LAD >LE BIG LAD >LE BIG LAD >LE BIG LAD >LE BIG LAD >LE BIG LAD >LE BIG LAD >LE BIG LAD >LE BIG LAD >LE BIG LAD >LE BIG LAD

Reminder: Taylor still there

>let's let er rip boys
>almost lbw
>2
>dismissed
Hahahahahahaha

>LE BIG GUY >LE BIG GUY >LE BIG GUY >LE BIG GUY >LE BIG GUY >LE BIG GUY >LE BIG GUY >LE BIG GUY >LE BIG GUY >LE BIG GUY >LE BIG GUY >LE BIG GUY >LE BIG GUY >LE BIG GUY >LE BIG GUY >LE BIG GUY >LE BIG GUY >LE BIG GUY >LE BIG GUY >LE BIG GUY >LE BIG GUY >LE BIG GUY >LE BIG GUY >LE BIG GUY >LE BIG GUY >LE BIG GUY >LE BIG GUY >LE BIG GUY >LE BIG GUY >LE BIG GUY >LE BIG GUY >LE BIG GUY >LE BIG GUY >LE BIG GUY >LE BIG GUY >LE BIG GUY >LE BIG GUY >LE BIG GUY >LE BIG GUY >LE BIG GUY >LE BIG GUY >LE BIG GUY >LE BIG GUY >LE BIG GUY >LE BIG GUY >LE BIG GUY >LE BIG GUY

sebbo on the right

grandhomme means big guy

god this is dogshit

...

4

is Lynn a descendant of the Great Ones lads

the key component in this mans name is the word bum

BUM RAWR XD

these indian boys are cute

u

Kiwi batsmen are like American tourists. Only good for a tip.

>FIELDING

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kek two overthrows

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liquid fielding

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What happens if the game gets rained out?

God what I would give to see that faggot smile wiped off kholis face

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i am low on beer and vodka lads. think i should ring the liquor shop and get some delivered before 5

Rain will save the BlackCraps

Not again

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I'm not ready for bed yet.