/cric/ OFFICIAL INDIA v NEW ZEALAND GAMETHREAD #1

Well we may actually crack 200, what a shocker

>links the thread once 9 posts early
reckon you might be a bit dumb mate

halooo (i'm not kiwi)

LADS

400 on the cards

Fuck New Zealand tbqh, pakistan would've made this entertaining at least

>im glad we can both agree that new zealand ought to win this, user

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What happened to all of the cowards shit talking the run rate? Huh? Huh?

>Gamethread #1

Imagine a world where Nicholls was opening from the start of the tournament

>POONDYA
There's your chance NZ

hey now hey now

don't let them win

>dad is bascially pic related
>norf fc incarnate
>came into my room and saw me watching cricket on my laptop
>he called me a poof
>telling mum how much of a poof I am right now

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come back in 4 years lad

125 on the cards here lads

Why didn't Pakistan play Shaheen Afridi against India?

he's right, you are a poof

based
have a cry battyboy

*puts fingers to side of eyes and pulls them wide*

Is Pandya the one who got in trouble for saying something controversial?

i would like to offer you my humblest of apology

Yes

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he was just saying his name lad

Reckon we could have won with haris sohail and Shaheen in

>crying about it on the internet
he is right you fucking poofter

He probably watches soccer so how can he call anyone a poof?

You can't beat the /elite4/ ;)

>poondya
WHACK IT

You're our bitches

He got in trouble for accepting he's black.

more of an hoye country 2bh

imagine being a poo lmao

>Maximum possible in an ODI: 300 * 6 = 1800
So bearing in mind 350 is considered an excellent score - and it's less than 20% of the maximum you can get in an ODI - isn't cricket quite an inefficient sport?

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Come to poo peeland. Soccer is the poofter game here.

All of the good teams took our openers out within the first 5 overs. India confirmed shit in the streets and on the pitch

what if you hit all those sixes off no balls?

Based

FUCKING KEK

Lmao its the exact opposite.

kek

its time for

DLF MAXIMUM

Give me a basic gestalt on him. Is he the next big thing?

Why /cric/ acting like they lost the match already?

why is this mong still playing
do NZ really have no replacements?

>10 overs
>1 wicket
>Just 27 runs

OGRE. Well done India.

>27-1
so far so good lads

Imad my son

no seriously imagine being a poo lmao

the pitch will slow down so india will have 14 runs at 10 overs

Big fan of this

based norf

Ship == steadied

mate our openers have been in an absolute state for the past year or three

Let’s call the first ten overs a draw.

Poofer

got my cap on lads
getting in the spirit of the world cup

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Who is the most handsome cricket player?

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Oh yeah when's your semi

I never got the pijamas and now I fell sad

Business idea: first 10ov are warm-up, then real score starts

looks like englel is going next

Based. Move out if you dont want to be called a poof when youre watching cricket with your underpants around your ankles

nightclub software lads

Why do NZers look so odd?

/cric/ is mostly brown people who think if you are performing poorly in a fraction of an 8 hour contest that you have already lost.

GOTTEM

Based

CAN'T REVIEW AHAHAHHAHAA

HAHAHA BET YOU WISH YOU HADNT WASTED YOUR REVIEW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FOUR OFF YOUR FACE

into india's shit middle overs bowling now. many runs to be had

BASED US

*sweeps u*

KEK

Nicholls is trash

on fire tonight m8

Always looked like it was going leg side tttt

ah yes here come the poopeelanders streaming out of the woodwork
seen it all before lads

RUN RATE 3.0

*goes up*

I am Anglo Indian and not accepted by white people nor Indian people.

Lads how do I hit on a girl in academy? Can't really talk to her, how to know if she is looking at me?

going to bed 2bh

Where the Poondian posters at?

lawncunt you here m8?

Reminder hawkeye is not accurate

sounds grim

solid

filthy mutt

x
seriously though, India will do well with another wicket or three here

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>nzers come out when nz is playing
elite analysis itt

Grim stuff

>Anglo Indian
dont believe you

>tttt

What does this mean, is it to tell the truth?

I'd tell you but you were pretty rude to NZ.
not for long

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Handsome: Smith
QT: Rooty

new zealand will have to deal with a hardik here

yeah good call freshcazz

Why does the Indian commentator keep saying bitch?

Hot take: 90% of all wickets are pure luck.

COMD ON HARDIK

>Just took a quick gander at the India team
>1 out of 14 of their 2019 squad is from a rural area: Karthik
>All the rest of them are urban as fuck
>Tendulkar was from Mumbai

if you're born in the countryside do you just not play cricket or something?
It's weird because A LOT of India's population is considered rural.

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swatted like a streamer

Don't take it personally m8

Also I clean shaved today and some girls were giggling what does that mean

said NO Anglo
>Indians revere fair skin
>blends well with whities
perfect crime

who are pakistanis supporting in this match?

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Cumgod desu

How’s stat?!
This is the most pathetic display after ten overs this World Cup

probably just there to explain to people why they should be there and not new zealand

>6 thumbs down

lol i wonder who did that

williamson is a mental midget and won't go the distance lads
wicket any over now

sanjay's a fucking faggot

Broad, no doubt about it.

India as they’re still seething over losing the oye hoye cup

Business proposal: Have another bowler at the batters end for the other guy

could use a slight increase in the run rate

They were all me lad

>home game for India
BIG yikes England

why the fuck do you niggers split into different threads?
can't keep it to a single one?

Reckon another Hillsborough is on the cards lad

Might not sleep tonight. Feel bad for anyone who tries to call IT support here tomorrow.

you now remember nathan coulter-nile

I guess a couple of the players were from a small towns but their parents moved in order to avail better facilities.

bet shami has a niiggle or sommit
NO way he would've been "rested" for this match otherwise

>caring about NRR before 40 overs

*unscrews crucial bolt on temporary stand*

watch sport please

we just run through the threads quickly because of our muscular and thriving community
p.s. Please watch our sport

shut your fucking mouth

devilish

because the dumbcunt OP that made this one doesn't link it properly in the other thread so most people don't see it

cringe and racistpiled

>if you're born in the countryside do you just not play cricket or something?

they probably do but without access to proper coaching and shit they never make it anywhere. there's a reason most of the english team come from fancy private schools, because they tend to have the coaching and the ties to county clubs and stuff

this but for

m8 they're all from India. It's grim whatever part of it you're from

time to mute

>yfw we only have one world-class batsman

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>mumbai
>not rural

guha is unironically a superb commentator

why is this racket permitted

Do I watch Pawn Stars at 7pm or keep watching the cricket?

Shut your racist mouth

kek, i see tarrant missed a few faggots here
also, increase your run rate cucks, give us something to chase

prefer storage wars tb h

Taylor was world class a year ago
Does that count

Gand dho le thik se

BLASTED

GONE
FAK OFF

I just made the post

>greasy TEFLer being rude

Just remember everyone who knows you are lmaoing at you IRL

for me, it's daryl

>A female commentator
>AND Simon Doull
Grim, yikes, oof

for me its the big soft spoken black lad and the slightly cringy but endearing white girl

pajeets using water/bidets to clean their asses compared to other faggots using tissues.
hmm, wonder which is cleaner?

She only gets to commentate cos she stups doully and all the other commentators

not your shitskin lmao

reckon we recovered quite well there lads

imagine if we fucking played munpoo here

we'd be into the all rounders by now

Again, Gand dho le thik se

nightclub software

Is PEPE any good bongs?

Reckon I could beat the absolute shit out of most of the indian team

What do they drink at drinks?

>implying he wouldn't be on 108 (41)

reckon dhoni could handle himself

170 on the cards here

Imagine if he didn't exist
Nicholls could have had some games before the ass end of the tourney and found his form

I could do with some tendies right now

Drinks

lmao
>disrespecting the country that bought nightclub software to 90%* of venues worldwide
*about

lads
do you think Indians are basically white people with brown skin?
I mean if you gave white skin to a black person or an oriental - you could tell straight away
but give white skin to an Indian - and they actually look pretty white

just a random thought

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yeah it's a decent frog mate

SEETHING,huh getting destroyed by aus everyday does that to you I guess

stop building mosques

GAMON GED ZAM FAGIN WIKEDS

That's a bit gay tbqh

Is the score predictor too generous?

Is this what an indian who uses toilet paper looks like?

lmao shitskin lmao

Wonder how much a room at the Hilton Old Trafford goes for

Are the pajeets going to win this

Nicholls is the only player in the tournament that looks like his 3D model

OK Martin.

>nightclub software
KEK

damn

Unless Nicholls and Kane stay in til the 20th over, yes.

she didnt use enough mate

Poos getting flushed lads

watched that ashes program on c4 the other night
its amazing how much nicer all the grounds are now compared to back then
they used to be such shitholes

>Score predictor: 288
what fucking retards calculate this shit?

Traktor > Serato

SEETHING
oh little one, are you going to do a useless maori gay dance now?
beat your neighbors first kek

The New Zealnd flag looks exactly like the Australian flag.

Clutching my cock tbqh

i was watching this the other day, he's a poopeelander

true.
few fours and a couple sixes and the algorithm gets fucked.

x-1 (15.2)
WICKETS IN THE BANK

widedik

indian posters are so bad lol

probably lying to keep people interested in the match

what I love about the score predictor is that it goes up as a partnership develops and then goes down when there is a wicket
what a great piece of technology, I would never known that losing a wicket potentially lowers what score you can make

>oh little one, are you going to do a useless maori gay dance now?

lol imagine if they did it before a cricket match

How?

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what are australia going to have their flag referendum?

imagine kane going KAMATE in his nasally kiwi accent

Do they use a linear extrapolation of the current run rate or is there more autism involved

going to bed
will wake up early

We're probably gonna get cucked into having an Abo flag soon.

you now remember jacob oram

just doxxed my dad

kek

What's his name and address lad?

can we win?

You now remember the Marshall brothers

you'll never convince me jadeja is a good cricketer

just woke up

oh nononononono

Jadeja is a good cricketer.

a cricket haka makes more sense than arugby one

Bit gay

i'm not convinced

kohli reaching for that hardik

do new zealand know that they need to score runs?

> i cant wake up

Meme Zealand going along quite nicely, bowler injured, Meme-dia getting nervous. They got handily beaten by them in the practice match btw.

The one the wogs love getting tats of is actually p.gud

haha imagine just like walking up to your mate and grabbing his dick

well it's rather easy to extrapolate the current run rate

Total overs divided by current overs x Current Total

(50/16) * 57 = 178
Which is 110 less than what they're predicting
Mental

Is the lyrics to the haka don't dream it's over but in Maori?

It was Karthik

Predicting all the NZ posters will leave soon under the guise of "going to bed".

This is the post

>play 5 bowlers
>one is cooked after 4 overs
300 on the cards

CAN WE WIN??

hes trying way too hard

lmao remember everytime any one us is down we remember we are not a poo and feel better.

better try next time subhuman

honestly need to go to bed here

25% chance imo

are NZ actually on top in this game now?

Why don't NZ have two good batsmen?

Nice to see Guptill is maintaining his consistency.

oh nooooo not hard dick panda, oh nooo india's hopes are ruined how will they cope without 'global superstar' pandya

haha, tell me about this, seems fun haha

Wouldn’t be fair on the other teams

What happens when a semi final ends in a tie?
Do you have an extra time over or something?

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We went with specialist fielders instead

>Nicholls is STILL not out
Lads, is it, dare I say, ON?

Will Brendan McCullum cheer for India in their final against Australia?

He plays cricket well you see.

is 11pm and some of us have jobs so is a very valid point

australia goes through for no reason
dont you remember 1999

whoever finished higher in the round robin

if they're tied then NRR

higher placed team in the group stage goes through

both teams are eliminated and Pakistan goes into the final

Noone plays cricket in NZ. It's a bit of a niche sport.

this nicholls bloke is not a bad 8 or 9 in the batting card

"It's James Anderson's day it's not Jacob Oram's, he's gone for 7"
kino spell

imagine comparing yourself to pajeets
pathetic

In the event of a tie Pakistan goes through

What's your job?

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in bed.

>run rate under 4
>people asking if we're on top

fucking casuals i swear

poolal

Gupshit should have stayed in bed this morning

Thunder only happens when it's raining.

James Neesham made fun of me on twitter so now I don't like him

in the same room as bed.

dhoni's cooked

This will probably appear on on Twitter. Pakis praying for the draw. THERES STILL HOPE SPIRIT OF 1992

reckon neesham should throw guptills gloves out the window for the banter

Coles brand apple pie

post the screenshot?

Screencaps plz

Australia, New Zealand, England should not win cricket world cup. Nobody gives a fuck about cricket in those countries.
Only Indian sub continent countries should cycle world cup the trophy each tournament. Because cricket in the only unifying thing in those countries.

Key for new zealand will be to start accelerating the run rate without losing wickets. India, however, will not want new zealand to do that.

I'm in bed and might get sleepy at any moment

Cheers tubbs.

office admin for a small tourist company

I do jack shit but I still need to be there

share la. i posted a webm of warnie making fun of me.

I don't mean to bring politics into this but the team we are are playing is...

In a room adjacent to the room with my bed

How does it compare to maccas? I actually like the maccas one tbqh.

>no one gives a fuck about cricket in australia
perplexing post, literally not even India gets crowds for test cricket like we do.

Jake??

to taste the sweetest victory you must first taste defeat

NZ are on top here.

thinkin 'bout bed

please continue your insightful analysis. thx

hey that's it lads that's the end of the game cya in 4 years

OH NO NO NO NO

GONE

PISS OFF

BACK TO THE NEW ZEALAND

>two substitutes

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B E D
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thanks for that FUCK HEAD

Good, need to bring in a slogger.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YIKES

bed just called lads

>shitcolls

OH NONONONONONONONO

Surprisingly good knock from nipples

See you all in 2021.

this is entirely your fault and im asking for you to be banned

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nz are so grim

lel

FINALLY get some good batsmen out there

WORLD CUP DREAMS CRUSHED

Now Taylor will make a small cameo before getting run out leaving Williamson to bat for a while before running out of partners leaving NZ with a sub par total which India will easily chase down. Good night.

stop posting please

Getting sleepy lads

NZ are now even further on top.

still in this with a sniff here lads but im going to bed because i am tired

meataxe

GONE

GOTTEM

COOK THE MAN SOME FUCKEN EGGS BITCH

huh, they're doing that reverse mortgage shit in the UK as well?

boring desu

Unironically have never had a maccas apple pie and never will now that I've retired myself from eating it.

me with the lads the other day

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B E D T I M E
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nations I wish would STOP playing cricket :
Bangladesh
Sri Lanka
Nations I wish would gain Test status soon :
Japan
Germany
Scotland(soon as they get rid of the Paki)
Nations I wish would go back to their glory days :
England
NZ
Nations which need to remember their place:
GRIMdia

Taylors going to run someone out isn't he

ngl, the 'say something incredibly obvious' gimmick like 'NZ will want runs here' is beginning to wear a bit thin

why do i believe you?

Where did you buy that checkered shirt? Isn't it a bit warm for long sleeves?

>POO POO PEE PEE LAND >POO POO PEE PEE LAND >POO POO PEE PEE LAND >POO POO PEE PEE LAND >POO POO PEE PEE LAND >POO POO PEE PEE LAND >POO POO PEE PEE LAND >POO POO PEE PEE LAND >POO POO PEE PEE LAND >POO POO PEE PEE LAND >POO POO PEE PEE LAND >POO POO PEE PEE LAND >POO POO PEE PEE LAND >POO POO PEE PEE LAND >POO POO PEE PEE LAND >POO POO PEE PEE LAND >POO POO PEE PEE LAND >POO POO PEE PEE LAND >POO POO PEE PEE LAND >POO POO PEE PEE LAND >POO POO PEE PEE LAND >POO POO PEE PEE LAND >POO POO PEE PEE LAND >POO POO PEE PEE LAND >POO POO PEE PEE LAND >POO POO PEE PEE LAND >POO POO PEE PEE LAND >POO POO PEE PEE LAND >POO POO PEE PEE LAND >POO POO PEE PEE LAND >POO POO PEE PEE LAND >POO POO PEE PEE LAND >POO POO PEE PEE LAND >POO POO PEE PEE LAND >POO POO PEE PEE LAND >POO POO PEE PEE LAND >POO POO PEE PEE LAND >POO POO PEE PEE LAND >POO POO PEE PEE LAND >POO POO PEE PEE LAND >POO POO PEE PEE LAND >POO POO PEE PEE LAND >POO POO PEE PEE LAND >POO POO PEE PEE LAND >POO POO PEE PEE LAND >POO POO PEE PEE LAND >POO POO PEE PEE LAND

>shit player gets bowled
>LE FUG LE BED
cowards

based
hope a seething wog seethes at this

dont get why they are allowed to scrape the pitch up with their spikes

This

Is very important to have 8 hours of bed guys, /fit/ told me so

hold on a second
why the fuck does Kohli have Virat on his back instead of Kohli?

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elite subcontinental comments on the latest elyse perry facebook post lads

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That Asian bloke on the left looks a bit lost.

90% of the shit said here is wearing thin

Jokes on you, I was only pretending to go bed

a lot going on in this one

>he doesnt know
hmmmm

Kohli is too close to Poohli

NZ won't even last long enough to take advantage of the missing bowler.

what about Myanmar

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Funny that’s what Laura said as well.

Suza is a veritable Shakespeare

>Wake up tomorrow morning
>India destroyed by Boult who tries leg spin instead
>It was all a dream
>In reality Aus vs India final

TURN AND
B
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wish i was as confident at suza

>Those Australians who expected to finish 1st
OH NONONONONONONO

wicketed twice in a row
grim

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tbounce? fucking awful post mate

god i wish that were me

you now remember Rana Naved

taylor more like failor lmao

love this sport

BASED MONTY

clean shaved today and some girls were giggling what does that mean

Also giving one the side eye treatment can't tell if she likes me

is it wrong to not be racist towards smelly indians?

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yes

they werent giggling, they were shivering from being chained together lad

what an anti climax

they were laughing because you're going to get 40 lashes for shaving your muslim terrorist beard

Goat bowling from warne in that match

>3.48

Maybe someone should tell Kiwicels that batting first doesn't automatically win you the game if you bat like a test match.

based nip

>21 overs gone
>still got 8 wickets in the bank

thinking nz has this one desu lads

I play this game on my phone called disc pool and basically all my games are against Indians.

Isn't all of those like h a r a m bro? But who cares, you're just larping here... How does it feel to miss the semi despite getting same amounts of points desu?

it would be rude if you did not

Looking for advice from my cric bros...

ganguly looks like he's seething next to swaugh

Cazzie detected

/pajeet/ here but it's racist to not call out faggots for being faggots imo

I don't remember anyone called Moody.

WHY ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT AUSTRALIA

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Lol at the aussies in the crowd who bought semifinal tickets prematurely

120/2 or even 3 would be just fine at 30 overs, nothing spectacular but a good enough platform to post something hard to chase

>2/13 off 9
based tbqh

>australians have a great affinity towards india
what the fuck are these commentators on? We all want nz to win

Why is David Waughners brother allowed to commentate

HOWLING

they ARE the world cup

It is I guess, can't stop love. And I'm still seething.

>doesn't remember based long tom

Finally watching Stranger Thigns and is utter shit

Yes, I have the cricket in the laptop cuz no housemate cares about it

steve smith knows how important sucking indian cock is for his career

beemaar adivasi si shakl ka apaahij 'Chuck'preet Bumrash
hate him more than that fat Dravidoid Madrasi Ravichucker Pitchwin

yea it's shit

what about 100/5?

>winning the world cup final with 30 overs to spare
What an absolute fucking unit! God bless basedtralia.

Can't wait to hear these arrogant Indian commentators who keep claiming that Aus would love to play India start crying like little babies when the BSKs are done with their "cricket" "team.

wait where has ashwin been this whole campaign

now we are 22 overs into NZ innings and have seen the decision to bat first is not going very well, should they have bowled first? I reckon I'm pretty smart for asking this question. I may even subtly imply that I knew it was the right decision right from the start to bowl even though I am only expressing it now. I'm just really smart is what I'm trying to say

Condescending asshole here. NZ to be bowled out for 168 in over 42

kuch bhi bhadve
>le unit hehe XD meme padha to chep dega
hatt bc Kangla bandar

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>We'll have a bat

serious question. if NZ wins today will the final even happen? or will they just scrap that game and make Aus v Eng the decider?

playing county cricket for notts cazzie scum

Will NZ score a century?

smoking a huge copper hookah my grandad brought over from egypt during the war lads.

WTF IS WITH NZ RUN RATE???

no, the winner will still have to play india, then NZ

bloody hell lads, 3.4 RR? bit slow innit??

Winner of Aus vs Eng wins the world cup

fuck up daniel

kek awful decision. should've chased. we are awful batting first compared to chasing

You're just buttmad about the 2003 final, aren't you? Admit it, Aussies are just superior.

Imagine based Taylor running out Williamson here

SLOW &
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NZ were never going to chase an Indian total
Batting first was the right call, but pointless if we're not going to get runs on the board

thinking about wagner 7 (107)

You would have thought NZ would at least put up a fight

this. kohli alone averages like 90 in chases kek
why the FUCK would you not send them in to bat

Brilliant test match batting

What the fuck New Zealand?

we have runs on the board, a whopping eighty three of them.

that was a kino innings

Old Zealand would have.

abe gandu meme samajh na aaye to apne kaale haath keyboard pe daalne se pehle do dafa soch. sirf lurk hi kar bkl, uske baad mera bathroom saaf kar aake

latham looks like a cloning experiment between james anderson and a goblin

One of the great innings

not me lad (the BASED anglo-indian fifth column)

I hope eng dont embarrass themselves like nz

>I want my chocolate back

Halfway through the innings lads
Muscular 83-2 on the board

Why don't they just do more cricket?

this is so fucking grim
fuck you kiwis

taylor mate what the fuck are you doing

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

this is actually terrible batting from Ross here, think he's feeling the pressure a bit

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What’s a par score here?

>Viraht Chokli

>Imagine being this buttmad
Keep seething poo

> India decide against a review.
> India decide against a review.
> India decide against a review.

Not far off m8

275

HOW CAN WE BE SO TRASH?

275

300, its already over

Heads up lad, a seppo copied your post

no reviews left mr. brainlet

The table topping New Zealand

They don't have any review left. Wasted it in the very first over. Just India Things.

anything over 220

No shit you absolute waste of dustman’s semen.

im feeling more and more sleepy lads

hate septics me

will NZ reach 100 before the 30th over? that would be a small victory

based new zealand not allowing shartma to get the consecutive century record because there is not enough runs needed

mum asked how dinner was and i said "bit grim" lol

Another wishy washy performance from her? Maybe things will improve if your dad comes back home.

Based Kane and Ross anchoring each other

what the fuck happened to NZ being a beast at hitting and getting 300 regularly?
was hoping for a good total to make it interesting but, this is pathetic.
atleast one of them should go hitting.
we made the same mistake against england initially during the chase and fucked it up and learnt from it.
Went berserk next match while chasing in the start.

get tae fucking hitting you haka fags

is there anything more grim than boomer commentators ranting about stuff that happened 30 years ago
just drop dead you old mongs

ITT: Brainlets who don't realise 240 is a winning score on this pitch, with I haven't seen, as I don't actually watch cricket

kiwis looking to play out the day here

Anchoring in a sea of dots

kiwis will be thinking about declaring at this stage

Guptill is the only possible slogger in the top 5.

hard to put up the really big totals when you don't have any openers, an old man at 4 and memes all the rest of the way down

Tendulkar looks coked up

They were wondering where did yousuf youhana disappear.

HUGE over that

reckon we could get away with bringing Guppy in next? no one's actually seen him do any batting yet, i doubt the umpires would remember he's already had a go

Mccullum would usually score a 50 ball century before Kane got to the crease

harbajan wasn't the least bit interested in what he was saying

just had a google alert that NZ have brought the 100 up in the 28th over, I assume that's meant to be the 18th?

Hard to forget someone so laughably bad

I feel sorry for him. Hes the most successful pajeet of all time but cannot go on a life of hookers and blow because literally 1 billion subhumans look up to him

haha might be against the rules

8th, match was delayed due to rain

Waste of a wicket lad

>28 overs to reach 100
Are Poo Peeland, DARE I say it, FINISHED?

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2 even

>nz might look to double the score from here to 200 KEK

Reminder that Ronchi was a first choice opener at the last CT.

Chris Martin should have opened the batting instead of guppy

Shall be cheering for our brothers Australia in the final lads.

also i'm seeing the age of your squad now and most are over 30 years and its arguably an old team desu
don't you have any younger all rounders?

Reckon you're right

double-no TRIPLE the score after 30

youtube.com/watch?v=4_NsFh-Z4aE

imagine how well we could have done if we had a team of 11 professional cricketers, rather than just Kane/Lockie

Bizarrely, he was an absolute batting demon in the CPL and PSL once he retired from international cricket.

Tell me about Kane, why does he put his stats above his team?

Amazing I’ve never seen that before mate, got any others to share? Have you seen Robelinda2’s channel at all?

What song did they just play? Sounded fucking cool.

>Hundred and 30 overs

TIME TO GO HAM BUOYS

>17 overs of dot balls
KEK

can you sing it?

land down under

Because his team is shit

nice fifty bane

BASED fucking nossy

50 for Kane, a boundary for Ross, things are looking up

There are cazzies in this thread right now who think this is a bad score

BASED 50 from KaneGOD

YOUR taxpayer dollars are funding this lads

>Abolish Aus

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el boulto and the kiwi bowling lineup will annihilate poohit and poohli

i hope they go over 300 desu, else it'd be a dull affair

I remember sri lanka sneaking to about 260 a few days ago and everyone said that it could be a tricky chase for india because the pitch was a little two-paced and it was a very competitive total
189/0 after 30 overs in the chase

>even oven chips ads have gay couples now
grim
glad i hardly watch tv

Heart in mouth stuff

>Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander viewers are advised that this website may contain images and voices of people who have died.
What's the story here?

give Guppy a bowl, he's about due to make some kind of impact on a game

Work just signed me out lads.

Match is a bit grim lads

All of the T20 brainlets ITT make me depressed to be a cricket fan in this modern era.

tbf it was shit lankan bowling

reminder that after this match kiwis will be seething as usual over per capita stats and saying that they shouldn't have made it this far anyway
part and parcel

Need some fireworks

>what is maintaing RR?
keep coping

probably shove em up each others arses amirite

The abc is worse than the bbc
Fuck all actual ozzies even agree with them

was that nescafe one a gay couple or was he just bringing coffee to an indian mate

Seriously, Stranger Things is so shit. Cant believe people went crazy about this shit

score prediction lads?

Season one was good. Kinda flogging the dead horse now

245

based grig lazy cunts not making a new thread
700 not out incoming

Why would he walk down the street to bring coffee for his partner assuming it was their baby?

BBC has too many clickbait articles on the front page
ABC is actually good outside that cherrypicked NAIDOC shit

The ABC are unironically running a taxpayer-funded campaign for an Abo treaty, that literally no one other than the ABC and The Greens want. Even most Abos dont want it kek.

haven't taken notice of that ad yet

flogged my horse to Uma Thurman’s daughter plenty of times during season 3.

the cringe acting doesn't help either

278
queefam and charles de gaulle to go big

we've made it exactly as far as we should have. 4th best team going in, going out as losing semi finalists, everything is as it should be

I actually quite enjoyed the first series, it worked fine as a piece of 80s nostalgia bait but I didn't think it would have the legs to sustain multiple series
I mean the 2nd one was just the 1st series again really, havent watched 3 but assuming very much the same

not really

>ABC is actually good outside that cherrypicked NAIDOC shit

How is it cherrypicked? It's literally plastered all over their website RIGHT NOW

HOLY FUCK! HAHAHAAHAHAHAA

I am laughing at people who thought NZ is a good team. What a waste of a WORLD CUP SEMIFINAL!

NEW>??????

this

what happened to winona? i only watched the first season and never see her in marketing for the rest

abc has actually good journalism outside of the muh abo shit

Why is the ABC still government funded

we're here till the end lad

HOLY FUCK

Imagine having a billion people and still struggling at every sport bar cricket

DROPPED THE CUP

new

only caught the ad halfway through, maybe he'd been to the shops or something

what a SIX. holy shit.

>t. Greens voter

pathetic thread. fuck off

imagine having a run rate of under 4 in a world cup semi final

fucking kek didn't realise that's the front page because it's so ridiculous
grim just grim

WALLOP

really hate fake pre comentary

for me it's low scoring thrillers

If NZ don't score more runs than India they will lose.