/cric/ket World Cup - NZ vs India Matchthread #1

Why are the Indians standing so far apart and look like they got sticks up they arses

Honestly, wish Munro was playing.

Holy shit the Indian anthem is appalling

which thread?

>poonjabis forced to sing jai hind
grim

go to the other one, cheers.

94108378
fuck off smelly

it's been decided by majority vote that this is the thread

BAW GAWD THAT’S BMAC’S MUSIC! HE’S HERE!

Reminder that Israel Folau did NOTHING wrong.

Non event, who cares

New Zealand

firing up the kettle lads

Indians be like:
youtube.com/watch?v=g9fIjYnPazc

so true

*glass shatters*

looking forward to ian smith talking up the nz players only to watch them shit the bed

spongeboi me bob I accidentally put all my money on india and now I'm going bankrupt agagagagaga

fuck off sheddy.

reckon I have been traumatized by this team and have forgotten what it is like to not drop a wicket in the first over so I'm nervous

who is he supporting?

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fartin guptill

The Cricket has commenced

Bye.

GONE

FUCK OFF

Biscuits.

KEK

Real semis tmrw bla

OH NO NO NO NO

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OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

lmao out

Appealing and reviewing is basically cheating

le appeal every ball fuck off shitbags

work's calling lads

>timer said 00
THE FIX IS IN BOYS

WASTED REVIEW ON THE PITCH BALL

>using DRS on the first ball

>ducktill

FUCK

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NOT OUT

200ipoo review

OH NONONONONONONO

>wasted appeal
OH NO NO NO NO

losers.

REVIEW LOST OH NO

I thought the ball would in swing more.

*inhales*

LOST THE TOSS
LOST THEIR REVIEW

>blowing your review

GET FUCKED

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO 49.5 OVERS FOR GRIMDIA TO SEETHE ABOUT BSKS NOT WALKING.

the pooview

Guptill is so shit.

OH NONONONONONONO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

kek, it only gets worse lads

Wow if they're not careful this appealing could get excessive

cazz squads here

Grim runrate

grimtill

will we score a run before we lose a wicket?

Shubtill

new grimland

anyone think neesham's moustache is grim

Dad keeps saying OUT loudly in the lounge room.

*monkey noises*

the grim adventures of poo peeland and india

OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

*filters the word grim*

Wallop it.

brown hands typed this.

on my stream the game hasn't even started
they're literally just about to throw the first ball

how far behind am I?

even the west indies could get a fucking wicket against us first over

lmaoing at this utter disgrace of an indian team

>0 rr
nz's finished

>no wickets lost
off to a flyer lads

first over gone on mine

Utter cowards blocking it
Just fucking twat it

Only 49 overs left

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not sure india can chase this total lads

Just starting the second over now

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Wanna see my hands?

reckon nz need to score runs lads

>bumrash
get injured u chucker

have a crack Nichs

grim.

please note that "grim" has been cancelled, please use "grem" instead.

I like this new no scoring strategy from nz

game's over, we got bowled out for 8, India won by 10 wickets

cucktill on imminently out watch

Why is poovaneshwar playing

here come the fucking horns
FUCK these monkey shits

grum

execute air horn blowers

no thanks. can already smell them from here

>BAAAAAALL!

really fucking grim lad

Isn't it on prime time television in NZ?

On call at work, could be called in at any time

lmao poo peeland shook as fuck from the noise curries are making

*honks my horn for 8 hour staight at the cricket*

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So true

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at least 1 would be nice

both these clowns out on single figures

>/cric/ discussing the actual game
Not a fan of this lads

frens I am laffin

business idea: white people version of cricinfo and cricbuzz that at least attempts to be neutral.

grim
r
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Excellent test batting this

The virgin monkey noises
The Chad haka

the chad 0 RR

might have another beer

dot, dot, dot, dot, and dot

I'm talking about the women in the crowd, not the balls being bowled

LADS

fuck up josh

Will Zealand score a run

>2 maidens
going really well

for me they are batting out too many maidens

Gotta remember to pace myself with the posts tonight because the capcthpa fucks you up if you post too much, can't waste a single one.

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Who knows, I'd rather stay in my room

NZ should just start slogging it, even if they nick it to slips it's not out because India can't review anymore

Reminder that we smashed both these cunts

>2 overs gone, not even one wicket
gram

What’s the pitch supposed to be doing tomorrow?

haha

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>haven't taken a wicket yet
It's over, India are finished

post faster josh

Runs are required I'd say

hahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA
mind if I save this?

>2 maidens
>India wastes review
Even matchup

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nice runrate poopee

some wallops are needed I reckon

Sure mate

always knew guppy was a decent test opener

0.0 RR is the ultimate cazz filter

On fire m8

at this rate we'll still have wickets in hand to really launch in the last 10 overs lads, looking good

>0-0

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predicting guptill to hit a four next

the kiwi batting strategy

dabbing on these shit tier bowlers right now

Business idea: Get off the mark

just jotta block out the first 10ov

haha fuuuuck me

Sweet as post bro

convinced this is the game

Reminder that Aus were three maidens in and still smashed us like Beth Heke.

>STILL can't get the nz openers out
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

a run would be good

hey

The virgin flutter outside off
The Chad forward defence

doubt there's a single maiden left in england really

kiwis on the ropes. its over. they were psychologically cooked before the first ball was even bowled. oh nonono

>batting pitch
>cant score a run

bit greedy

>win toss
>choose to bat
>don't hit runs
a daring tactic if I do say so myself

is this the first zero runs cricket match in history? new zealand breaking all the records

how kino would a six to get off the mark be

Yeah no way is India chasing this total

Business idea: a single run

>1-0
ruined.

0 (10)

what is this a test?

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This is a comfy test match

INDIA COOKED

So good to only see commonwealth posts now.

IT

IS

OVER

GUPPY
U
P
P
Y

HOLY FUCK THEY SCORED A RUN

bloody bunch of wogs the lot of ‘em

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WAHEY

WALLOP IT YOU WEAK GINGER FAGGOT

R U N
U
N

Please watch our sport.

>1 run
its fucking over for india. if i were them id just start walking towards the dressing room and start packing my shit

oye hoye on the cards

I want to marry this woman

>0.33 RR
BASED

comfortably won that over there

Would be kino if it finished 0-0

based NZ playing for the draw lads

Fuck I wish Rigour was up in the box. He'd be creaming himself right about now.

kindly be civil in this thread

F I N A L L Y

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Absolutely kino match already better than the previous games combined

kiwis had a chat with Gavaskar before the game

For me, it's the 0.333 run rate

This is a 50 par pitch

the most dangerous run rate

>1-0 (3)
it should have been pakistan in the semi final

30 is still on the cards here

>marrying a whore
yikes

Have a spare (You) as that gave me a chuckle

reckon india can chase anything under 25

muscular post this

wicket coming

I think New Zealand need to up the run rate here.

FUCK FUCK FUCK

just get out and let someone else have a go ffs

GONE FUCK OFF BACK TO THE NEW ZEALAND

will Guppy ever play cricket again?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH NONONONONONONO NONONONONONONO NONONONONONONO NONONONONONONO NONONONONONONO NONONONONONONO NONONONONONONO NONONONONONONO NONONONONONONO NONONONONONONO NONONONONONONO NONONONONONONO NONONONONONONO NONONONONONONO NONONONONONONO NONONONONONONO NONONONONONONO NONONONONONONO NONONONONONONO NONONONONONONO NONONONONONONO

based

>block for 3 overs
>get out anyway

gonna have to see how this strat pays off

>1-1

Fuck

GONE
GOTTEM
SCORE SOME RUNS BACK IN NZ YOU CUNT

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do you lads actually spell out O.D.I or you do say it as if it's a word like "Oh-Dee"?

fucking loser

*dabs to work*

GONE FUCK OFF

Off to bed

...

>141 km/hr
>Good
is gangooly retarded

Are you talking to me or your dad?

OUT
OUT
OUT
OUT
OUT
FUCK OFF
GET OFF THE FUCKING PITCH WHITEY
NZ BTFO
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1-0 in 3 overs is gut no?

Just drop him down the order, Guppy is cooked

calling work lads

*phone rings*

>1-1 after 3.3 overs
MY FUCKING SIDES

one dayers

>1-1
>3.3 overs

really good plan to save your wickets for that

SCORE SOME FACKING RUNS

>TREMENDOUS CATCH from the captain
it's a regulation slips catch mate

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guppy seething lads

BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD BUMGOD

why were the kiwis allowed in the semi final anyways.

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Did we expect anything less?

>not even a duck
fair to say india's bowlers are shook

why are we doomed to this humiliation

>cucktill

throw him into a volcano

Called someone a paki twice in my life. The first time he just started going ‘WHAT DID YOU CALL ME’ over and over again, I just started laughing because his voice was hilarious. The second time was on a night out and he attacked me as soon as I said it. Which again just started to make me laugh.

DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK

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Reckon NZ have them right where they want them.

Yeah in test cricket

>or you do say it as if it's a word like "Oh-Dee"?

now why the dickens would you do that?

oof guppy SHOOK

What the fuck was he even thinking with that shot

>we'll have a bat thanks

FUCK sake nz

Say what you want about him, but McCuck wouldn't have meekly surrendered like this

All the Paki's in the world must be seething so this is all worth it desu

>We'll have a bat

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Not very nice mate

guptill is complete shit, is there nobody else who can open the batting?

KANE?

>shit yo mamma insult
I expected better from you kiwi

for the team not batting, yes

-G-R-I-M-

No

marrying that halfcast minge fucked him

Bet he'd getting a bj right now.

Apologies

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i have arrived

>Randiputra poojeet seething
Kek

2 syllables vs 3 syllables
time is of a virtue

Na she'll dump him for this

this is so fucking grim

>RR 0.50
GAME ON LADS

200 on the cards lads

>2-1
based kane getting the scoreboard ticking

what went wrong lads

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Go grope some women on a train

Call me when day two of this test match starts

small victory: not getting bullied like we did in 2015 across the board by aussies.

despite the wicket our rr is creeping up

I'm up all night to get lucky

Kane's wicket could seal the deal here

>0.5 rr
NZ starting to get things going, good to see

>Kohlis hand cooked

OH NONONONONO

>mfw wageslaving today
Should have called in sick.

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just wanted nz to win for fuck sake

racism is not allowed here poope

>Run Rate: 0.5

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should be getting a rope ready

i think New Zealand missed a trick here

>kohli hand injury
thinking this could be a development in several overs

Surely you can find a Sunday cricketer who I capable of watching the ball?

Can't stand gangooly on commentary

already brought her home mate

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>its happening again

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>3
WE'RE RACING ALONG NOW, 2 RUNS IN AS MANY BALLS

>Run Rate 0.72

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Kane double century should do the trick

Honest question, did sucktill even managed to score more runs than he has toes?

india will literally score more runs than this with 1 ball

Lads, how do I get residual fart stink out of a desk chair?

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Wouldn’t that have been obvious

What do you do for a job?

>poo peeland batting

theoretically, a batsman could score 4 off a single ball

NO RUN

same method you got the garbage stink out of the car daniel.

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Manual scavenging

That was guppies game plan

>kicking the ball
should be a 800 run penalty

Grim

Southee could've opened 2bh

>SEETHEtill

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disgusting bit of ball tampering from India there

fart stink does not hang around

>guppy's face

guppy looking out of the rooms looks like that pic of Kohli in the champions trophy

Nothing, just buy a new chair, m8

I've never seen fielding/bowling this good
NZ can't do shit
Why doesn't every team do this?

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based nicholls

taking bets on the score at the 10 over mark
i'm going with 22/2

just sell it m8
I'll take it off your hands

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TWO RUNS!?!?

What is that?

progressive start here from new zealand

business idea: New Zealand is removed from the ICC; Williamson plays for Australia

most teams have actual batsman instead of the shit New Zealand has pulled out

Starting to become a bit t20ish not a fan

we'll have a bat thanks

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>hello darkness my old friend

india have lost all control, this is ours to lose at this point

based

the face of a broken man

>we'd be playing these shitters if we'd just beaten south africa

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Boult can hand the drinks out too

Reminder that TauranGODS are the only reason why NZ made it to the semis.

run rate skyrocketing

>kiwis go on to win this
>australia win their game
>mcgollum agrees to come back for the final
>bowled first ball
yfw

>6th over
>only 1 wicket
1 billion poos on pooicide watch

>this is the lowest score by any team in the first 5 overs this World Cup

>record scratch
>freeze frame
You’re probably wondering how on earth I got selected for this tournament

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Manual scavenging is a caste-based occupation involving the removal of untreated human excreta from bucket toilets or pit latrines, that has been officially abolished by law in India as a dehumanizing practice.

22/2

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30-1

Yeah, they already gave us a warning but still around 5 guys haven't showed up today.

Work for an Ad firm.

i thought that was a 'tactical loss'

>neesham has more fucking runs than guptill

howling at this stat

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>score predictor 279

Ah yes

stop complaining about run rate you brainlets, they are keeping wickets in hand to blitz towards that 150 total in the last 10 overs

Taurens are pretty based, but what does WoW have to do with cricket

>8-1
>6 overs

TauranGODS are the only reason /cric/ is running

b-but the pitch is good lads

For me, it's the Triple Stacker from KFC

NZ's opening partnership has averaged 20 this tournament, which is a lot better than I expected

might have a cone

120 on the cards here

Not sure if 158 is a competitive score desu

umm..wat was the pitch report like bla, can't watch the game rn and all
x

bumGOD

23-1

hey there's no tennis on

SHUT THE FUCK UP

don't count your chickens mate

It's been 8-2 at this stage in every other game so I'm feeling good

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Take out the 137/0 against pee lanka and it drops a fair bit.

that temporary stand looks big, is it the biggest in the world?

good job

runs

20/1

no cricket on either

If NZ keep up this pace they'll end up on (50/6)*8 = 67 runs.

holy shit a TWO

I'm a brainlet, didn't fully read your comment

strange amount of empty seats
guess australia are to blame

hey I drew this. neat.

HOLY FUCK TWO RUNS LADS

what exactly is preventing them from scoring right now? bumrah is good but you can still hit the ball past the fielders every so often

This is a 50 par pitch

Based

>the amir show was cancelled for this
grim

Atleast your not Indian

Something to bowl at

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they're playing the long game
india won't expect it when the run waterfall bursts from the dam

At least guptill is a good fielder

you mean the shaheen show

TELL ME ABOUT KANE

>needing off side and leg side to be labeled
brainlets

Good strategy playing a specialist fielder

can these 2 bat the session out and salvage a draw?

shockingly grim start from the kiwis

>10-1
>7 overs

the table topping new zealand

>bugs
we're fucked lads

He's a demon and a mayor

*drops you on naught*

not sure this strategy is working for new zealand

wickets in hand la

Classic Black Craps choking going on.

WINDIA

LOSE ZEALAND

>windia
>lose zealand

/cric/ poster spotted in the crowd

NZ are waiting for the 30th over, then they are going to play a t20

India won't see it coming

so basically jadega

>bharat army
grimdia

>10-1 after 7 fucking overs
god this is pathetic

its called "shitting yourself under pressure"

a wicket in hand is worth two on the plane ride home

18-2

WINDIA vs LOSE ZEALAND

and is the ball swinging? coming on to the bat and all? tabla x

>Lose Zealand

Shit why didn't we think of that

based
i tell them to give me the stacker sauces on the original zinger too lad

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the run waterfall has burst from the dam lads

bumrash is a good bowler but his action is absolutely disgusting to watch
a thing of pure ugliness, janky, limbs pointing out all over the place, runup that looks like he's about to have a stroke. Awful

did anyone expect nz to do anything other than this when they made the semis? This could have been an elite pak vs ind game but no, this shit is what we get

Do you think New Zillands Prime Minister is watching?

This game proves that if NZ/India game hadn't been washed out in the group stage, NZ would have lost and thus would have finished below Pakistan.

They are FRAUDSTERS who do not DESERVE this spot.

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the gf

brilliant bla
x

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that qt is laughing at us lads

the mercenary

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going to the boundaries store, lads want anything?

I’m just happy it makes you seethe plebby.

I imagine the tears are welling up already

1 'run' thanks mate

i don't think sharia allows it mate

mate she's in the members stand

Just tiring out the bowlers.

at this point, itd be better for NZ if Nicholls was out

>275 score predictor

The boundaries store is closed lad

nz settling in? partnership developing?

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ardern is busy blowing muzzie refugees in a mosque somewhere

im developing a partnership with your mum mate

in between prayers to mecca

that'll be one wicket, cheers

cricket is a Muslim sport mate

Are kids gonna start trying to bowl like bumrah now?

turning into a really costly over for the indians. 4 runs and there are still 2 more balls left.

Nicholls SHOOK

bong lads
If you put £30 on India you can win TEN POUNDS back
that's exactly what I'm doing tonight and when it comes through I'm going to have a Chinese and it will be like it was for free

Singapore Fried Rice, Curry Sauce and Chips if you must know

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ummm..care to explain bla x

Also helps that NZ didn't get blown the fuck out by worst shitties

wtf is going on Jesus

Too busy having more kids to the Chinese overlords while her husband gets cucked while building another deck

Please ask your family to watch our sport

I reckon Bumrah bowls like a cunt. Something about his action screams cunt

holy shit was that a boundary?

Just grab me a 14 ball 1 thanks mate

8 overs in and the RR is yet to exceed 2 at any time. i'm loving this exhibition of solid batting

APOLOGISE

seething

>first boundary 8 overs in
india will literally hit one first ball

NZ are playing for the tactical loss

new zealand are in a world of trouble here

>first boundary in the eighth over

GET FUCKED CURRY SHITS

NICKY MY BOY

HOLY FUCK
A BOUNDARY

>you

>eight runs in an over
holy fuck is this T20?

8 off the over

Bumshitter is cooked

ONE FOUR THANKS

so are oppressing women and banning fun

we got oneee

I haven't had chinese is so long, fuck.

is this the partnership?

RR 2+
BASED

I believe they have finally surpassed the total scored in south africa's first over against aus

Made that post after I saw the sign

based kane

x

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OH NONONONONONONONO

KANE
A
N
E

They're opening it up boys!

outfield is FLYING

Hamish?

*drives straight down the ground for four*

Fucking hell lads save some runs for the lower order

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Williamson seems super twitchy

...

>this is a 10/10 in grimdia

I dont want to post in the pom thread

meth

take it to /pol/ my butthurt friend

600 on the cards here.

do any of the players in these teams use the number 23?

chaldeannumber.blogspot.com/2016/12/23-royal-star-of-lion.html
you now know it's the number of the royal star, regulus, in the leo constellation

Tenner on poopeeland at 4.5?

NO

taylor about to cry lmao

what caste is hardik

doesnt matter mate we're all the same

>Thinking it would go any other way.