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Ben won the story
1 finnish vs 10 refugee
>Ben is humble in defeat: wins the story
>Jorge just wants more money: loses the story
>Apply on Amazon to work warehouse
>show 3 different shifts
>none of them are available
Why do they have to get my hopes up so much bros...
People watched Askren video to see if he had CTE.
GADDOOOOOOOOSH
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>H-he clearly wasn't that badly injured
>H-h-h-h-he was still throwing kicks soooooo....
The fuck is her problem? Female fighters are disgusting.
No honor.
oh no no no no no
Sleepy Ben is applying the old mantra of "use it as a shield and they cant hurt you with it" as damage control.
>For sure my man it was a skillful knee
>Oh the extra shots while I was unconscious? Heh that's cool my guy, I deserved it XD
>Victim of the fastest knockout in history? Heh at least I got a record bro! XD
Based.
blacked(dot)com
Reminder that you're wife's are save with me
Can you beat a mma female fighter?
yeah but usually it is a passive-aggressive mantra and we only see the first part.Be patient
*scores 4 rounds for cantos*
Its better than whining about it or ignoring it. I don't really understand what else you'd expect him to say?
No, Holly, battered from a losing war with Nunes gets a knock at her hotel door. It's Jon. She figured he'd be celebrating at an after party considering he dismantled Santos inside 6 minutes. She quickly wipes her face, embarrassed at the bruises and possible tears. He grabs her hand and leads her to the bed...
how is this sport even scored?
like what do you have to do to win at wrestling other than get your opponent down?
Whoever has their penis near the other guys butthole for the longest wins, extra points for crotch sniffing and oil checks
Meanwhile Jeff watches in the corner
>Knees exploded
>60% of core fans think you one
Oh no no no no no
This.
*wins the story*
he whooped jones with one knee
he should be fighting cormier next. he will smash that bum, too.
>muh muay thai black belt
>muh legs conditioned to heavy kicks
Lel what a joke
If you do have friends to help you in fight, you don't deserve to win, alhambdulillah
Daily reminder that nunes is a fraud.
Her entire run is based on beating strikers.
Dern chokes her out in a round.
What was mighty mouse’s reaction to Askren getting heem’d
definitely she can choke something but not Nunes if you know what i mean
source?
Tiffany Watson. Check her DogFart profile
>Her baby is white! Hahaha... see, she's not really a coalburner, guys... honest!
Finn poster is P4P worst heem poster.
cheers.
not an argument. keep seething.
What if she doesn't choke on it though...
I invented Bum Roasted yesterday, I think it's quite clever actually.
One of us
Hey Jan. Great Knock out. For sure.
I see this shitpost in my dreams
you just KNOW
Based Jan
>Thiago Santos tore every ligament in left knee at UFC 239, sidelined at least eight months
>The results are finally in for Thiago Santos’ knee injuries suffered during his five-round battle against Jon Jones at UFC 239, and it’s worse than what anyone could have imagined. According to Combate, ‘Marreta’’s MRI exam results showed tears in all of the Brazilian’s left knee’s ligaments and meniscus.
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Following KO win over Holly Holm, Dana White interested in booking Nunes vs. Cyborg II
>“I thought Amanda looked incredible,” White said to ESPN’s Brett Okamoto backstage at T-Mobile Arena (transcript via BJPenn.com’s Adam D Martin). “When I talk about her being the greatest ever, it’s about not only who you fought and who you beat, but how you beat them. If you look at all the greats, she’s fought all the greats now. Holly was the last one. If you look at how she performed against Holly, you can’t deny it now. If you were ever in denial, it’s over. (She’s the best female fighter) ever.”
>“The numbers tonight were off the charts and she was part of that,” White continued. “It was a great card and a card that a lot of people were excited about. She’s the co-main event. I tell you guys this all the time. I don’t listen to this stupidness about anyone who says she isn’t a star. They don’t have any idea what they’re talking about. I don’t listen to that stuff.
>“Nunes wants the rematch with Cyborg next. We’ll see if Cyborg is up for that and if she wants to do that. If not, there will be somebody else, there’s always somebody else.”
Nunes, who now holds wins over Holm, Cyborg, Ronda Rousey and Valentina Shevchenko, will likely crack the top-five pound-for-pound rankings after the UFC updates its official website.
The war goes on.
Who is going to heem Poones? She can't keep getting away with it, brehs.
early stoppage wtf
They taught us the wrong side of history
Right so what should he do instead?
not lose
Lineker signs with ONE championship.
instagram.com
Well done John,take their money,them fools
HOLY FUCK YES. FINALLY BOOKING HIM WITH OTHER STAND AND BANGERS
Why does masvidal hate asskren so much?
Askren is peak basedcope
the most legendary heem of 2019.
It's Mandela effect.
Dern will subheem her. nunes has never defeated an elite BJJ master like Dern.
>Retard when used as a noun is a pejorative word used to refer to people with mental disabilities. The word retard was widely accepted in the late-1900s to refer to people with mental disabilities;
>not headbutting the opponent's knee
do you even trane?
Zoomers get theirs kicked by miesha tate
dilon danis got smacked by some dudebro faggot in a tank top lmao
>I'm sorry
stop spamming this french literally-who on all boards you cunt
Connard.
Ben "chunky" Askren
Khabib is undefeated
Butt Assfart haha
Dillon Danis is undefeated
shhhh ben only dreams now
Bj penn vs artem in bareknuckle seems like a real possibility.
(1:30) youtube.com
-How many times you've watched it?
-one,twice....
lol i bet Askren have watched Masvidal Flying knee at least 34.587 times
I'm not so sure.
Why would anyone watch themselves getting emasculated over and over again?
I invented target for cuban missles.
I’m 5’7 and can heem everyone in here
Bisping is on twitter saying parroting AOC talking points about Americans should be ashamed of themselves for not treating the illegal invaders better. He's aiding and abetting an invading force.
Is he serious?
He is an insane faggot Polish Marxist.
Fucking pussies kek. Jumping in as soon as their nigger gets heemed
Marxism will save the world
if you have lost in 5 seconds,would you watch how you lost only 2 times? This is the biggest lie i ever heard this week.
Why did she take the fight? It hasn't even been two months since her last fight where she took a lot of brain damage.
And she showed she has zero head movement, which is pretty bad against GDR.
>When anime goes wrong
youtu.be
@16:23
It’s tough
why are you so obsessed
lol ben askren getting knocked out is on drudge report
Big titted polish scarecrow gets anally heemed
Literally my first post about her my dog.
Hard to care about either fighter
she will sit on gdr's face and let out a nice BRAAAAAAPPPPPPP, securing an early tko victory
aight, god bless then, because there is some fool posting this every day.
>ywn get bullied and dominated in bed by Miesha Tate
Fuck
Holy shit this is pathetic, I won't be able to sit through the whole thing for context but is she saying she's jealous of her husband for succeeding in BJJ and she wanted to be the one with the cameras on her? Jesus christ what an insufferable twat
>I've been doing jiu jitsu 10 years and I'm just now getting into the whole belting system, I understand there's a process but
this guy understands
>chimpvz.jpg
cHEEMpvz
make it meta
And people in the comments are fully supporting her. It's sad more than anything.
Based and Brappilled. Aspen "Big Braps" Ladd gets the win
the looks like a middleweight
glad we can all agree this was peak Amanda Nunes aesthetics right here
Why don't you just say she dummy thicc like the zoomer you are?
Tony bless
It looked like Sean Shelby has his fist on Amanda.
>The incident occurred on Sunday at The Box, a trendy burlesque club in the city. Video obtained by the Dail Mail appears to show a shirtless man jumping over a group of people to punch Danis. The Bellator MMA fighter attempts to retaliate but falls to the floor during the melee
L
I feel him. Imagine wanting to heem a nigga and the goof just takes the easy way out and medically taps mid rounds.
Wow, gained a whole new level of respect for Askren. War Funky Ben! Like him or not, it takes a big man to suffer one of the most humiliating losses in UFC history and then go on Ariel's show a day or two later and make self deprecating jokes about it, or go on Twitter and say "I probably deserve it lol" in response to the tens of thousands of neckbeard trolls terrorizing him and his wife's social media pages. Dude wasn't even made about the extra punches Jorge landed.
It's so rare to see someone being so open and honest about a big loss like that, let alone someone who was undefeated and beaten by a bitter rival. Ben is a strong dude mentally.
Yes, I didn’t watch the whole video just clicked through it to see what kind of content they had and randomly landed on her saying that lol
Wow, gained a whole new level of respect for Askren. War Funky Ben! Like him or not, it takes a big man to suffer one of the most humiliating losses in UFC history and then go on Ariel's show a day or two later and make self deprecating jokes about it, or go on Twitter and say "I probably deserve it lol" in response to the tens of thousands of neck beard trolls terrorizing him and his wife's social media pages. Dude wasn't even made about the extra punches Jorge landed.
It's so rare to see someone being so open and honest about a big loss like that, let alone someone who was undefeated and beaten by a bitter rival. Ben is a strong dude mentally.
Aa a ben hater i agree.
"Fight until the ref stops it" and other dumb parroted lines Every time there is unnecessary follow up on unconscious fighters all the low IQ heemtards repeat this phrase ad nauseam as if it's some justification for punching a clearly unconscious fighter. Just because you're not technically breaking the rules doesn't mean you aren't a scumbag for doing this shit. And just because people think this shit is unnecessary doesn't mean they should "watch soccer" or are pussies or whatever dumb tough guy virtue signaling the first 10 responses in this thread will be.
It's as bad as the stupid fucking "don't let it go to the judges" and "to be the champ you gotta beat the champ" excuses for shitty decisions.
You're an idiot and what's wrong with MMA fans if you think Masvidal is more "real" for this
Wow, gained a whole new level of respect for Askren. War Funky Ben! Like him or not, it takes a big man to suffer one of the most humiliating losses in UFC history and then go on Ariel's show a day or two later and make self deprecating jokes about it, or go on Twitter and say "I probably deserve it lol" in response to the tens of thousands of neck beard trolls terrorizing him and his wife's social media pages. Dude wasn't even made about the extra punches Jorge landed.
It's so rare to see someone being so open and honest about a big loss like that, let alone someone who was undefeated and beaten by a bitter rival. Ben is a strong dude mentally.
Wow, gained a whole new level of respect for CM Punk. War CM! Like him or not, it takes a big man to suffer one of the most humiliating losses in UFC history and then go on Ariel's show a day or two later and make self deprecating jokes about it, or go on Twitter and say "I probably deserve it lol" in response to the tens of thousands of neck beard trolls terrorizing him and his wife's social media pages. Dude wasn't even made about the extra punches MIckey landed.
It's so rare to see someone being so open and honest about a big loss like that, let alone someone who was undefeated and beaten by a bitter rival. CM is a strong dude mentally.
"I'm the freaking referee" Ben Askren
The first known use of the term "Mixed Martial Arts" was by some bloke doing a review of ufc 1. Pure chance. In another dimension it could have been given any other name.
What would it be called in your dimension /heem/?
>ARF: All Round Fighting
three piece and a soda
Fighting Entertainment
cope
>when you realize Whittaker is younger than Adesanya
freestyle martial arts
whittaker vs. shitondicker
there's something funny about masvidal sitting there eating during the interview.
Adesanya is NOT gay
BumBash
Honestly what happens if your plastic tits get hit? That doesn't seem safe
:-( I just want to cuddle her and tell her she's special.
Adesanya IS gay
Wow, gained a whole new level of respect for Jessica Eye. War Evil Eye! Like her or not, it takes a big woman to suffer one of the most humiliating losses in UFC history and then go on Ariel's show a day or two later and make self deprecating jokes about it, or go on Twitter and say "I probably been an idiot lol" in response to the tens of thousands of neck beard trolls terrorizing her and her dog's social media pages. Eye was made about the head kick Shevchenko landed
It's so rare to see someone being so open and honest about a big loss like that, let alone someone who was heavy defeated and beaten by a better rival. Eye is strong mentally retarded
>first death in the UFC is from a punctured titty.
What if Ben got up and choked Masvidal out?
*checks your oil*
*sniffs*
Hmm no sweetie. It looks like YOU are gay
>sometimes they're sleeping on the canvas
lol imagine to be such retard as she is
based
brain damage from when she got hit by a car
Dogfart makes some funny shit
Jesse Wallace vs. Joe Solecki
Kenneth Bergh vs. Antonio Trocoli
Christian Ocon vs. Hunter Azure
Maki Pitolo vs. Justin Sumter
Jonathan Pearce vs. Jacob Rosales
her poor father picked her from the local bars when she was 14.Go figure
Jason Herzog teabagging Cain afterwards, guy can't catch a break
>0 impressive wins in last 4 years
>at least two embarrassing losses in that time
>"yeah imma boutta finna beat the feemail goat for sure 100%"
What did Holly mean by this?
The way her left eye is always semi closed really concerns me
I predict all the contracts will go to Ali Abdel Aziz fighters
If you had a wrestling match with cain velasquez how well do you think you'd do?
I think you'd be surprised
Her only problem is that she is not currently bouncing on my dick while suffocating me with those wonderful fake bazoombas
I just simulated it, and I was in fact surprised at how you managed to get knocked the fuck out in a wrestling match.
for some time I miss-remembered that exchange as joe asking him
>how well do you think you do in an mma match against cain velasquez
And it was funny even like that, with joe implying skleb cant hang with top 5 heavyweights and has no change for a title
rewatching it a year or so back and hearing "wrestling match" and branko thinking that he has a chance in a wrestling match against cain made it so much funnier
She looks 20 years older than she actually is. Yikes.
Schaub unironically heems Cain
Brendan "Big Brown" Schaub beats Cain "Cheese Knee" Velasquez.
Mathematical proof:
>Brendan Schaub beat Gabriel Gonzaga
>Gabriel Gonzaga beat Ednaldo Oliveira
>Ednaldo Oliveira beat Joaquim Ferreira
>Joaquim Ferreira beat Junior dos Santos
>Junior dos Santos beat Cain Velasquez
Scientifically proven, cheeto fingered haters.
Just target the knees and his bird legs LMAO
Joe Solecki
Kenneth Bergh
Hunter Azure
Maki Pitolo
Jacob Rosales
He unironically does heem the current cain
Crabcock
Absolutely redpilled post
Both in their prime, Schaub murks him
nobody knows what a gazelle is..... this is america motherfucker, get it right
Lads does this place look legit for BJJ and/or Muay Thai or is it a McDojo
itcblackpool.co.uk
Just hire Dwayne Ludwig, he's been out of a job for some time.
Those dudes seem pretty accredited i'd say try it out
When people knock people out [in MMA], it's by accident. And then they go crazy. Have you ever seen me knock somebody out and make a big scene? Hell no. I threw my hands up and walk around pissed off because, fuck, that could have been me.
watching mma makes you forget just how important grabbing clothes are for range control, position control, accuracy and parrying in irl fights
Nobody has any idea who these people are just stop
>living in a timeline when mma isn't globally known as pankration
Hahaha he got dropped as well
Kek
Thanks
Not to mention the feminine slap afterwards that completely missed
Dillon lost the story of the fight that night
no he didn't he was kneeling on the seat and got off it
how the FUCK does everyone keep talking about him winning with one knee and NO ONE gives Jon any credit for i dont know... KICKING HIS FUCKING KNEE THAT LED TO THE INJURY. Yeah he landed on that one kick funny after he whiffed but Jon landed a few kicks on that knee right before too so maybe just maybe give the fucking p4p #1 fighter in the world credit for once instead of talking about how much of a piece of shit he is you fucking pieces of human trash. God i fucking hate all of you.
He even said that he didn't watch the 2 follow up shots kek
Blatant lie, so he just quickly turned his phone off as soon as he saw the knee land
FINALLY someone has the smarts and courage to say what needed to be said. THANK YOU.
Tony Ferguson is currently the number one rated lightweight across all organisations. Say something nice about him
>his is already out of retirement
Feels like a return at HW vs Ngannou would be a good welcome back
You could have made it less obvious you're samefagging by not using the same mentally ill overused caps lock
Khabib is smart to be ducking him.
HOLY SHIT BE CAREFUL TONY, WATCH OUT!
Masvidal could still fail his post fight drug test. I wouldn’t count Ben out yet.
OMG guys I ran into Rockhold at the Orlando airport!!!
His jaw was a bit swollen still so he didn't talk much and had shades on to hide a black eye. But he was sweet enough to let me take a pic still
*number one ranked contender
Actually, Holly is the champ by DQ due to illegal strikes.
>be a successful model
>your hobby is getting your face beat
Bad choices.
>Gets flushed by memes
Israel is so shaken. Rob is going to end his fucking life
sweetie, you can very clearly see the exact moment in the fight where he fucks his knee, he throws a leg kick, it doesnt land, and his knee buckles on the extension
jones didnt cause it
Also Askren won due to DQ for unsportsmanlike conduct.
>giving yourself dementia before you reach 65 for a 600k a year job (if you’re good enough to fight in Vegas and on TV, i.e. be top 20 in the world in your weight class)
>that job unironically peaks about 2-4 years before you get flushed
Imagine how fucking stupid you have to be to try to make a career in this shit
Glad for you bro, reminds me of that time when I met Kanye
oh no oh no oh no!! Please tell me you didn't hurt yourself! FUCK
Just told a debt collector to fuck off lmao
Could I get another opinion on whether this place looks okay
Rob is a chinlet though, it's a coin toss between two chinlets. If it was against Romero, it would be a safe bet, but this is too risky. Rob has better striking, but he leaves his chin out too much.
wtf i'm in shock now
Good job, you finna get those Cain Velasquez knees by friday.
What do you expect, he’s a bjj faggot, of course he would get absolutely starched in a street fight. If he tried to pull guard/go for a leg lock, he’d have a group of guys stomping his head in.
she still loooks like lenah dunhams daughter
this is 3 years apart wtf man she looks like 30-35
Is that the chick from Big?
Why would you call yourself Shovelface? That doesn't seem really self flattering, to say the least
Get out with your boomer references, /heem/ is zoomer-only space.
Human Cockfighting
Schaub has said good things about Izzy's style... of dress.
What are you in debt for, user?
Not samefagging asshole it's a valid point that closet redditors like you can't comprehend
wrong
Which ones are managed by Ali? Doesn’t matter if they win nor lose, the will get signed.
DC is a honorary zoomer, he calls others nigger.
NOT samefagging ASSHOLE it's a valid point that closet redditors like YOU can't comprehend
*puts on american accent* HE MAKE MEMES. MY MAN MAKE MEMES.
ahem
Fuck off
Look at this dood
Based
Wasn't that guy Jewish as well?
If I was samefagging it would show up as (you) twice. I would knock the FUCK out of each and every one you on this board if I could I swear to god
More like Dustin Poorier lmao
delete this sweaty
daniel cormier is generation x
THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF KEKBIB LMAO
I'm hearing more and more people say that his record is padded. The audience is becoming redpilled to his cutbabbery and his faggotry
For all intents and purposes Dustin is the actual champ. Winning your title off a real estate agent ranked 11 does not count. El Goduy is flushing them both regardless.
the first gamer ufc champ
Cutbib is the biggest fraud in heemworld
I hate 98% of people. Dogs are my only friend.
-Aspen Ladd
Who hurt her?
I'm hungry for more heems after last weekend.
Fatpiss Man
signs of autism
Schaub today could get off his couch, no camp, and dab all over Knee Level Cain
>Dogs are my only friend.
Lesbian confirmed.
KNOTTED
inshallah i'm gonna heem all of you, just give me little bit water and lets go
this made me break my nofap.
It felt good
Can't wait until the day Khabib DILLASHAWS himself with the weight cut and gets absolutely humiliated in seconds
OHHHH
JUST. LIKE. THAT.
TONY FERGUSON BY KNOCKOUT (knee to skull)
KHABIB IS OUT
THAT WAS RIGHT ON THE BUTTON JOE
IN ONLY 4 SECONDS
Tony ferguson would put khabib in a darce from his back.
bro khabib is a beast bro he beat all these no name dagestanis bro they are no joke bro he's a different breed bro he mauls people bro
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Looks like the same dude, I'd say it's worth a try. If it doesn't work out it's not the end of the world unless you sign a long-term deal
To be fair, Tony cuts even more weight. They're all cheating, therefore no one cheats
bro wtf are you talking about. Magomedabib magomedovapovitch was a MUNSTER with his 0-0 record
this how he got aids that dumbass
>Alitanigger
>in MY heem
>what's more is he is a Duckbib apologist
Go back to your /trash/ general you faggot tranny
Why? She put all that work in and it's been ruined by her arm. Anyone would be jealous to have their dream ripped away like that. You're an idiot.
*attends his funeral*
why she grows up ugly and bald?
joanna entering the porn industry are the news of the day i think
Thanks mang
Stop projecting you incest island fag , i'm not defending anyone. And whats wrong with Alita? That was a great movie nigger
Won't be that impressive since at that point Dustin has beat them both and is headlining MSG against Mcgregor while Tony and Khabib are the co-main to a Valentina fight.
In many ways it would be a bit of a waste for them to do a big whole MSG show only for Gooby to knock Dustin out in 2 minutes again.
Not really though because that's what everyone would want.
I train there not even kidding.
One time I made Coral Springs look like he was samefagging by editing a screen shot to make it look like it was badly edited to hide a (you) and the. Deleted the post after a couple minutes. Probably my greatest prank.
Have sex
Take your meds spammy
Get a dog bro
Do you like it?
How does a lesbian have a child?
*cringes*
Major cringe bro
I want Conor come back mainly just to see how he reacts to the Schmo. I reckon he completely spergs out and tells him to fuck off
walkout songs
youtube.com
Post YouTube links nobody will click or respond to please. Thanks.
>Chalawan Poon Nut
Looks like I found a new boy.
youtube.com
This is the song that plays when I walk out to the cage that Joe Benavidez is waiting in for me to come in, brutally heem him in front of Megan Olivi, then ask her out while Joe interviews me
For Khabib
m.youtube.com
much deeper with Dana White on vocals
you mind if i use this for a walkout song?
based
yoel romero walkout song
dagestani tripping acid while listening alltogether in the sauna
Based Poon
Ellie > Jade
BTFO
Okay valbong.
6 fighters removed from this week's card due to injury. This is USADA's fault.
I just have one question: WHY couldn’t Jon finish a middleweight who had an exploded knee over 5 rounds of fighting?
For maximum stewing from his detractors.
Nile has a lot of good songs for walkouts
m.youtube.com
He was afraid of marretas power
literally nothing matters but keeping the belt and championship pay. if you don't see the finish you don't force it.
He created dramatic storyline and set the foundations for a hyped rematch in which he humilliates marreta like he did to cucktafsson
thank you this is much better than billie eilish and post malone
Loren Grey is so fucking hot lads
life is a heem
*makes a meme*
Israel is going to oil check Bobby sooo hard in that cage.
Should have held the RN choke for longer.
what do you exactly mean by that
He’s gonna stick his fingers up his bum
Jon is done, he's lost his killer instinct.
Should have transitioned to ashi garami
I would rock you with vicious body shots you manlet, you wouldn't be able to breathe
Do you guys realize that if Khabib doesn't beat Dustin, then Conor will immediately fight Dustin for the belt? The UFC will give Conor any fight he wants and given how the fight went last time he would fight Peahead in a heartbeat. Khabib is basically defending the belt from Conor for the second fight in a row.
>if Khabib doesn't beat Dustin
he's Canbib's hardest fight yet
Doesnt matter, connor would have to rematch khabib if he gets the belt from dustin, but it would make for some super entertaining promos
Police Academy 4 was in '87!?
Jesus
>thinking Khabib will do well against anyone with the faintest resemblance of ground game
Reminder that Raging Bum completely negated Khabib's GnP with mere wrist control
Time moves fast
Because if he catered to you fucks and risked getting ko’d you’d criticize and laugh at him either way. He’s forever in a lose lose situation so might as well play it safe.
>that victim mentality
Michael Johnson was one of the top college wrestlers in the US.
>I would knock the FUCK out of each and every one you on this board if I could I swear to god
But you couldn't, especially me
my girl looks so happy, shes just a pure soul
And like I said, a lose lose situation.
Do you have some kind of special protection status from being a muslim in Germany?
This isn't Khabib's wife just so you all know.
He has only himself to thank for it.
Jesus, best thing was he said fuck it and still threw kicks with his injured knee. Fuck y'all he won 1,2 and 5
He married a blanket.
based brookeposter
You just copied that word for word from his Wikipedia article. He was a junior college wrestler. And these are the sources for that claim
web.archive.org
web.archive.org
>couldn't knock the manlet out the first 3 punches
he deserved it tbqh
Diaz bless
Khabib is ducking Nick
In many ways Askren wasnt even out
seems legit, the bjj coach got his BB from an actual Brazilian so thats good
Shut the fuck up, nigger
when was this?
lawler cracked his chin and masvidal fully deleted it. asscan is finished
Cope harder
He was in a sticky situation for sure but guys like frankie edgar have gone through worse and still won, early stoppage imo
yes its called my razor sharp elbows and crisp punches
what would i need to cope with. he lost lol
>He unironically rated Chinlethold
blibooshe
Did he? I’d say he pretty clearly won the story of the fight. Blowgay and his three piece with a soiboi fanboys are seething hard still
Perhaps you should be using them on Bulgarian teenagers rather than wasting your time here.
Lost the battle? Maybe
Won the story of the fight, the game of life and the war? Yes indeed
in many ways
Still waiting on that Joanna/Claudia sex tape, I know it exists
youtu.be
The UFC need to start recognizing delayed blow KOs from Dim Mak. Askren won that fight.
>I-I sure h-hope I taught him a l-lesson!
Blowgay in shambles
Cope harder
Damn, Whos next for Till after this stunning KO?
Perhaps you should unite your own "country" rather than wasting your time here.
Can someone make a meme I need to get angry
I got u israel
How does Tony fair at Welter?
mmajunkie.com
someone needs to take dustin out
Askren won. I’m fine.
times up khabitch
What can be more based than cucking an army boy?
sorry for what?
Is pro-wrestling a good base for MMA?
Could this ever work at the elite level
your thawlts?
Would you guy still be interested in seeing Puke give light-heavyweight another chance?
Imagine typing that out unironically
wtf I love Jorge now
I'd be interested in seeming him get heem'd again for sure
I’d be interested in seeing him pursue a career in porn
a lot of Yea Forums nerds talk the same way whenever a white person gets dunked on. Same sanctimonious bullshit.
Yeah I'm thinking CHADvidal is /ourguy/ now. Based three piece and the soda.
Rockhold vs. Rumble would be a great matchup
Compound
Unarmed
Competition till
Knockout
Book the trilogy
Give him stosic
why are white people so fragile?
Jamal is that you?
THREE
Years of shitting on the rest of the world has built an ego for them. Fortunately its the other way around now. I take joy that minorities are getting white roles lol
I think I need to go on TRT to compensate for the testosterone I lost by reading this post.
War Funky Ben!
I didn't even realise Felder was a fighter until I saw his backfist knockout. Why does he do so much media? Is he a subpar fighter with a big brain? Is he crippled like Cruz?
Why is this snapshot of his special so commonly used?
What joke is he telling at that moment?
he's 100% right but heem will never admit it because everyone here is an edgelord
Both guys talked shit. One guy one and one guy lost. It's really not that deep, but people can't help but overanalyze it.
He's doing a stereotypical impersonation of an Asian doctor even though the irl doctor speaks perfect English with an American accent
none of those, he can still fight and string together sentences
Did Joe Hogan comment on Schweb's special?
Simulated nigger deathmatch
Diego's new coach seems pretty legit..
he's only 30 years old
looks so much older
is it the irish genes?
mad
>Zoomers get theirs kicked by miesha tate
>youtube.com
Based Priscilla poster
Being genetic trash is one peach of a beast, for sure.
Who is that? Looks more like a lookalike than the real McGregor
Cope
Just seems strange that a decent, fighter would choose to do media. Bisping, Chael and DC are obviously looking for a career after fighting and Cruz is crippled, probably looking for a career for contingency. I feel like Felder knows he isn't going to be a champion so he's looking for success in media instead. I mean he's 35 and lost to Perry
He looks the same on this one
Will UFC ever see successful heavyweight giants like Fury or Wilder?
Coke ages you twice as fast, Conor has the body of a 40 year old
Becca is sick.She's been diagnosed with PCOS(POLYCYSTIC OVARY SYNDROME).A hormonal disorder(weight,gain,acne,depression.etc),exactly the same disorder that Cyborg suffered from and when the last time she was found positive she admitted that she used this drug for her PCOS.Many fighters suffer from PCOS.
Pray for Becca to be fine again and for all the women in wmma that have the same disorder
You are sick
Anterior pelvic tilt
Elias theodoru is a bbbbbeast
BOOOOOOOMB ZQUAD!
>Anterior pelvic tilt
its the disorder.she will be back again with exersise
I can't think of another time when there was just one dud in the corner. Bizarre
no
UFC will never pander to fighters like boxing does
>"Monday, an MRI revealed a torn ACL, MCL and PCL on Santos’ left knee as well as a meniscus tear. Doctors suspect he may also have reinjured his right knee, which was surgically operated on prior to his gutsy performance against Jones at UFC 239."
Holy fuck lads
Nah I don't like rich autistic wankers
Can someone explain this three piece and the soda meme?
MUAY THAI BLACK BELT
>three piece and the soda meme
three guys piss each other,each one holding a soda
He hit the guy four times during the interview. It's a reference to KFC. Three pieces of chicken and a soda. Because he hit him four times, each punch increasing the scope of what happened, with the soda to finish it off. And the soda is basically him saying he didn't need to him 4 times but he did anyway because Fuck you, I'm a big dog. It's a reference of popular culture vs dominance over another person
The funny thing is is that for all the 3 piece hype Edwards would probably just wrestlefuck masvidal to a decision
took much charlie n tanning
dude he knows,he just trolling
>mounted by Gunnar Nelson
He knows he is just trolling, he is just trolling
Yes Anglos and Irish are genetically dispositioned to be ugly and bald from early 20's.
And what interview did this originate from?
that was a killer fight with perry, and he broke his arm. But yeah hes prob not winning a title and is clearly transitioning into media
Bisping still looks good though
> Edwards
> Wrestling
> Masvidal
> Wrestlefucked
You have the IQ of a fucking biscuit lad
i know that he knows he just trolling Podemos
not even close.
Anglos age greacefully and particularly look more dashing an elegant the older they get, the irish only become uglier and uglier
idk i think its an american spic term for heeming black people
Your mums interview with social services when she gave you up for adoption
No you didn't
dont listen to this bong hes clearly CTE'd
dude he knows,he just trolling
only reason i watched it was to see of he could talk
yes he did
yes I am
How would he do in the UFC?
Five rounder with Mini Khabib would be quite something
I don't even think it's trolling
ben is the type of feminine, passive aggressive, onions creature that's considered alpha today
No because when the best fight each other in the UFC somebody loses
In boxing, the best fight each other once every five years and then they are given a shitty draw so that both can keep making money.
Ruiz Jr already exposed the biggest “heavyweight champ”
>Anglos age greacefully
Please go to benidorm and check again.
Bisping is the fucking man though. Former world champion, legit funny as fuck, good podcast, handsome, beautiful wife and kids.
PLEASE LET ME MARRY ELLIE BISGOAT
I wanted to marry Ellie... not because she's cute but I just want to be closer to her dad
LET ME TRY MY FUNKY REDDITOR WRESTLING STYLE
My thawlts are that its gay as fuck to go to reddit and bring back content to 'the cool secret club' to try and get people to say 'hahaha cringe, don't we have the best opinions!'
I genuinely wouldn’t be surprised if Holly has Jon fantasies.
I know I sound like a mandrama sperg when I say that but the way she acts around him is genuinely suspect. And she is a 40 year old woman who isn’t married.
DUDE CONSPIRACIES N SHEEEEIIIIIIT
If anything PVZ should've gotten a reduction if she was actually serious about mma
Yadong
Rob has wrestling in his back pocket though
There should only be an Amanda Nunes division, scrap every other female division. She fights 3 times a year and anyone can have a go.
He has a rematch booked with Barboza. He's a good fighter, its just Lightweight is stacked so he slips under the radar
Khabib beats Poirier but loses to Tony.
Screencap this
Dustin is going to knee Khabib the same way Jorge knee'd Ben, but obviously not in the first 5 seconds. He's going to bait and setup Khabib to go for a TD by being aggro with his stand up. Once that happens, the knee will end Khabib.
not really
That does look pretty easy tbf..
Thought that was gonna be Nunes
>24 likes
;(
do me a personal favor and stay there
Why does khabib hold guys down better than other wrestlers ?
Sounds like Russians.
what do you call this type of heem?
I can proove that Holly and Jon had sex after (1:35)
youtube.com
In hi culture homosexualiy doesn't exist so tricks like checking the oil or the nut grab are not considered strange
Jorge is the biggest drawl at 170 now besides GSPee
he literally wrestled BEARS dude
Oh No #2
>0 seconds
who is your favorite female fighter?
The UFC could not find Drakkar Klose a short-notice opponent for UFC Sacramento and he has announced he is off the card.
i'm such a brainlet
What is your favorite UFC sponsor brand?
None of you are as /strongmind/ as me on UFC 3, I am Randy Couture-tier.
>I GET KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN, YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN
reebok
Why, Reebok of course
TRT and HGH
ufc.com
the prince returns
Diego is a gullible moron and the brain damage he’s suffering isn’t helping.
Not surprised he’s falling for this quack medicine as he got swindled out of $150k after leaving Jackson Wink and got tricked into raising a kid that wasn’t his. The absolute state of Diego Sanchez.
>brutally HEEM that guy I love it
>dont celebrate your win though, that's messed up
Shut up fairy
Toyo tyres
Askren wasnt even out
me on the right
At this point literally who do you have Amanda Nunes fight next?
Should you just give Cat Zingano a shot so Nunes can avenge that one loss? It'd be a mismatch
this
Why does tony look like Werdum there?
FIVE WMMA FIGHTS ON BELLATOR THIS WEEK
your mom
>Assvirgins are literal redditors confirmed
wgaf it's fucking wmma lmao
More importantly, WGAF?
lol no he's fine only Conor looks like Zukerberg
Drug abuse fer sure b. Jon looks like my grandpa
mmm ahhh i hope Dustbin flatlines Khabib. wrestleniggers would never ever recover
Is this real? This is the least flattering picture of anyone I've seen in months.
You now remember Ketlen Vieira
Also Pena is back
>Oh no, Miesha! You triangled me again! How does this keep happening haha
instagram.com
jessica andrade
Not a lot of difference there...motivdated Conor heems Romero
saved wmma
He only fights strikers.
>Romero: 6ft
>McGregor: 5ft 9
Really makes you think
Pena walkout song
youtube.com
yup and fatass ladd
germain is fighting ladd, might be the #1 contender
dana white is an extremely unintelligent and uneducated individual. he can't even do algebra. he hasn't read a book since he was a child,.
Did they all decide to put their worst card this week?
Really Tito? You're gonna do this right here on /heem/?
poorfag coping
...
>race white
Based policemen fighting against racism
fuck i wish that was me
...
>Not surprised he’s falling for this quack medicine as he got swindled out of $150k after leaving Jackson Wink and got tricked into raising a kid that wasn’t his. The absolute state of Diego Sanchez.
story?
We already knew Jorge was our guy and Asskren was reddit