>Previous Thread: >FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism: Passcode: 12481614
>WDC Standings L. Hamilton 197 V. Bottas 166 M. Verstappen 126 S. Vettel 123 C. Leclerc 105
>WCC Standings Mercedes 363 Ferrari 228 Red Bull 169 McLaren 52 Renault 32
>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium: 165 (167 entries)
>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position: 90
>Hund status: Das Silberstein iz very power demanding track, ve think ze Rotes Auto und ze Rotes Stier Honda vill take ze win there.
>News: Strulovich blames everything except himself for being shit "I've been fast but not on Saturday and Sunday" t. Gasly Unterhunder think they can be Uberhunder in Silberstein Toto says Ferrari could have won 4 or 5 GPs by now "Following other cars is just as bad as before" t. Hulkenberg
The /f1/ 2019 F1 2019 League will be run every Sunday at 20:00 UTC/GMT (21:00 BST/16:00 EDT) from 21 July (Sunday after British GP) to 20 October (Sunday before Mexican GP). There will be 14 races, so the following poll is to determine which 7 tracks to eliminate from the calendar. The end of the schedule was chosen because it would conflict with the Mexican, US, and Brazilian GPs. The invite code will be created at the end of the next thread after this, and hopefully included in that following OP.
daily reminder that since 2016, so in the last 71 races, out of 213 podium positions, only 5 were taken by drivers not in a mercedes, ferrari or red bull
hate the resurfaced silverstone. the more bumpy tracks the better. this is motor racing, not pool.
Daniel Allen
no one likes you and you’ll die alone.
Gabriel Young
Bumpy tracks are just old surfaces. The problem is that when they get too old they need resurfacing, so the process starts all over again. They just resurfaced part of the Nordschleife at the beginning of the year and people were complaining that they got rid of a jump in the latter part of the circuit that had actually formed because the foundation for the road there had buckled a bit, so they had to fix it to ensure the longevity of the course. It's unfortunate that you can't preserve the exact character of a track but they constantly are changing, and there's nothing you can do to stop it, only to slow it with new paving technologies.
Dylan Taylor
No they shaved the bump before Schwedenkreuz because they're bad people and they should feel bad.
Brody Evans
Seth BTFO
Samuel Foster
Yes.
Adrian White
Imagine projecting and thinking that other people are sensitive like you are, and will get sad about the mean thing someone said on the internet.
Austin Gomez
Has the sun damaged your brain or what
Gavin Long
Love to Hanna
Bentley Anderson
Pregnancy to Carrie
Luke Jackson
Fertility to Carrie
Lincoln Turner
Unemployment to Crofty
Jonathan Davis
Death to Karun Chandhok
Leo Ortiz
Based
Wyatt Cox
Wtf is this real?
Angel Jones
>oogabooga muh bumps t. Hamilel *silverstone resurfaced for next year*
Juan White
My comment or the resurface? They smoothed out the bumps on the entry and to the left of the entry so you can actually carry a bit more speed through there, if you're know what you're doing, but if like me you're a hack, that bump was one of the places you could get a little airborne or at least top out the suspension and giggle.
Brody Davis
finally organised all of my gimi content into one folder.
Thomas Gonzalez
Post it
Jordan Parker
Yeah about the resurface
Sebastian Ortiz
i don't want to
Dominic Garcia
Ask Belgo user, he might have been there since they've done it, he might think it's an improvement. I haven't been there this year so I'm only bitching for sport until I go back again, but the locals are pretty happy because it makes Schwedenkreuz faster and you can pass on the entry now.
Justin Perry
I told you boys months ago it was going to happen, and this is where my longbow arrow will be shot through.
I just drove 20 miles to the nearest Tesco to buy 9x6 Pellegrino lemonade, and on my way back I went to my local Morrisons and they had 9!!! packs of the lemonade for the EXACT SAME PRICE!!!
Leo Richardson
>Ham gets Pole >Merc break a seal on one of the drivetrain components to get a Grid penalty >Ham Still wins >Toto transforms into a litteral Dog
What the hell is this, when is it from? Did I miss it because I take a month off /f1/ after the season ends recently because of dissalousimhent with the sport.
And how could I forget: wtf1.com/post/formula-1-is-getting-an-official-mascot/ >Called ‘Axel’, apparently the mascot “will elevate the atmosphere of the F1 Festivals through edgy entertainment and impressive urban dance skills to engage with the audience.
>edgy entertainment and impressive urban dance skills
Justin Ramirez
fucking zoomers
Logan James
Unfortunately I can't really say if you notice the shaved off bump at Schwedenkreuz, as they were waving yellow flags in that section, so I was paying attention for stopped cars and/or oil. And of course I was going slow at that point too.
Julian Taylor
I don't.
>edgy entertainment What does he do, make racist jokes?
Logan Davis
Oh shit I remember asking you, now, actually.
Cooper Turner
yes indeed, we talked about it a couple of weeks ago
F1 should have the equivalent of a "Champions League final" outside of the normal season.
Lincoln Garcia
>2 Hour Race under floodlights in Bahrain on New Years Eve >Race Starts a 10 PM >Race Finishes with Fireworks Feels like the Final Race in Ridge Racer R4
Nolan Cruz
From 2057 to 2078, when gimi rejoins, ending when he leaves for Sauber again.
Make it an invitational so if a normal F1 driver declines to participate, a driver from another series (Alex Rossi, Kobayashi, Loeb) can step in and take their place.
And give them all a standard chassis (based around the previous years' rule set), engine, and gearbox to make things interesting.
it's literally the same photo but edited and with the pores airbrushed out but okay
Lincoln Barnes
i think all F1 drivers are on the autism spectrum somewhere
Justin Thompson
Ah, like the old non-championship races with one car designed just for the event? That'd be kino but very, very expensive. Also very few drivers would be able to step in and cover for a regular driver. Half the charm of RoC is seeing boomers like DC turn up and show they still have raw speed.
Oh they're two photos that have both been posted? My mistake, Finland - I thought perhaps the gif was showing a "correction" back from one photo that had been posted. My apologies.
Asher Sanders
vettel has the biggest spergouts
Josiah Peterson
sainz has a monotone autist voice.
Dominic Cook
Fuck Kubshit
Easton Mitchell
nice proxy, mexico.
Angel Taylor
Only when he speaks English.
Connor Gonzalez
When did Hamilton become such a fake guy, I remember when he was just a normal cunt.
Gabriel Phillips
nice proxy, mexico.
Isaiah Brown
>you now remember the early Hamilton era where his Dad hung around like a bad smell.
The one with the watermark was uploaded by the photographer to gettyimages. The one without the watermark was the one Vivien facetuned and posted on her instagram and her website.
Jayden Phillips
Yeah that makes sense, I honestly didn't pay enough attention. That's a bit retarded of Viv.
Eli Perry
Completely honest and unbiased team principal ranking.
God tier: >F.Vasseur >A.Seidl >F.Tost
Average tier >T.Wolff >M.Binotto >G.Steiner >C.Horner
Shit tier >C.Abiteboul >O,Szafnauer
Claire WIlliams -tier >C.Williams
Joseph Davis
Toto is unironically a damn good team principle tbdesu. He has some really phenomenal leadership traits.
Hudson Walker
very based&redpilled list
Christian Sanchez
He can't be God tier because then he wouldn't be ein Unterhund
yes. unironically a very good move from zac brown. there's a decent chance they'll finish ahead of renno this year.
Jayden Jones
that's more down to the state of renault
Levi Torres
Well yeah, but look how awful McLel were last year from the second half of the season onwards. They were racing >Williams at the end of the year.
Oliver Wilson
hanna's about to make me vote for trump lads...
Noah Cruz
true, McLel have made significant progress, but still, Renault should have been much, much better than they are now
Ryan Long
yeah desu Mclel are going to be sitting quite pretty when the cost cap comes into force. If the Bahrainis are willing to match the $175 million budget cap, they might have the right setup in terms of cost effectiveness to run with the top teams. Obviously there will be concerns about the top teams having an entrenched advantage due to the increased investment they can put forth before the cap goes into effect, but in operational terms Mclaren, Renault, and to a lesser extent Alfa and Racing Point could have a hefty advantage organizationally having already been working to maximize their cost effectiveness. Ve- zat is, Mercedes, vill be at a not unbeträchtlich disadvantage after being so rudely gezwungen to cut what might be even up to neunzig percent of ze belegschaft to meet zhe extremely strict regulation. Zhey vill wirklich be zhe underhunden.
Gavin Kelly
But they're not. Makes McLel's progress look even better against the works team. I'm not a McLel fan but will give them their due for this year.
Jaxon Scott
Good post until the Merc shit. God I hate them.
Evan Campbell
ask him how many championships he has
Aiden Evans
Bernie Echsenstein und Pedo Diniz stehen in Eppkenstiens blackbook.
Toto and unterhunden posting is the past, present, and future of F1 and /f1/.
Eli King
>$175m budget cap >Merc splits into 2 teams >They share staff, facilities and as much of the car as allowed (plus a little bit extra because FIAMG) >Four drivers working together now >MWL for all eternity
Mason Russell
I hate it. Fuck Merc, """Toto"", Toto posting, Hamilton and Betass. Bring back Rosberg.
Jaxson Young
Reminder that no champion will ever be put into the "GOAT Absolute Legend" category unless they; A.) Die B.) Beat Shoemaker's record
Christopher Howard
I want yhe budget cap to work but you just know there is gonna be some loophole shit for the first few years
Jason Robinson
>cost effectiveness speaking of this, why is the most cost effective team for a decade suddenly so shit? did the jews fire a lot of Force India management when they took over?
Justin Johnson
It's quite literally an embarrassment of riches.
Easton Gray
HAHAHA just been through 8600+ images that accidentally got uploaded to icloud, deleting the ones that are NOT PC FUNNY MAY MAYS. It took me 4 hours yesterday, and 4 hours today.
maybe. some may have left during the administration mess.
Grayson Ross
I think it's a combination of two things: First, is that Force India had a lot of financial troubles in the last year and a half of their operation before they were bought by Stroll. That would have hurt their development pace because they couldn't afford to build and bring new parts to grands prix for testing, and they had to scale back their development to compensate. Second, every other team except Williams has had either an increase in investment or seen long term plans begin to come to fruition, or both. Sauber got Alfa Romeo money, Toro Rosso got Honda money, Renault's five year plan finally saw results last year, and McLaren have had an injection of money and a major restructuring last year. Meanwhile, Racing Point are still recovering from nearly going bankrupt not even a year ago.
Parker Wood
Of course! The Ferrari is absolutely dominant and they always employ the best strategies. They surely will win every remaining race this season.
lads, just imagine mercedes don't win this weekend either.
Joshua Richardson
Brace yourself for none stop HAHA YOU SAID FORMULA 1 WAS BORING BUT LOOK AT LAST RACE by Croft.
Cameron Gomez
if that happens toto will change his narrative from Unterhund to backmarkers
Bentley Barnes
Silverstone will be a good race. Germany and Hungary will be awful. Spa and Monza will be good. Singapore, Russia, Japan will be awful. Mexico will be awful but at least it will be VWL and Gasly's first and only podium. USA, Brazil and Abu Dhabi will be awful.
Noah Myers
Brazil and USA are often fun.
Jason Gutierrez
>One more sleep and I'm coming for you @SilverstoneUK I can't wait!!#TeamLH #StillWeRise #WeWinAndLoseTogether #44Forever #Hammertime #Silverstone #SilverstoneWoodlands #F1 #BritishGP
He truly attracts fans just stupid and pompous as himself, doesn't he?
Gabriel Wright
Often, but not this year. They suit too well the Mercedes package. Only Silverstone, Spa, Monza, and Mexico have a chance of negating some of Merc's advantages. Unless Red Bull can manage some magic in Brazil like last year.
Samuel Bennett
White Brit Hamilton fans are so stupid, he hates them and wishes he was AMerican, why can't they see this?
Lmfao someone voted Monza in the tracks poll. Their response has been summarily deleted.
Asher Gomez
Probably that guy from /ovg/ who complained about that
Brandon Wright
Yeah likely. I didn't want to delete any responses but I couldn't let that stand. Hopefully Baku doesn't get voted out. I can understand Monaco but Baku would be too meme even if it kinda sucks to drive.
It's just contact list of Epstein the king nonce, so obviously they are all nonces by association.
Michael Nelson
I went through the whole thing, there's some seriously sketchy shit in it that are long blocks of "Massage (Location)" with a bunch of female first names and local phone numbers. As far as /f1/ is concerned, there's >Bernie Ecclestone >Flavio Briatore >Eddie Irvine >Jacques Villeneuve >Lawrence Stroll
Samuel Hill
motorsport.com/f1/news/racing-point-force-india-crisis/4489453/ >The car has got some balance issues that we started the season with and really I think that’s a bit of a legacy of where we finished off last year and where we were as a company, position-wise. Force India's fault.
Gabriel Reyes
you think Frank is on the list? he was going to expose them so ''they'' broke his back and blame it on the driver himself
Joshua Morris
Tony Blair and Peter Mandelson are in there, i would sacrifice Bernie and Irvine if it meant those cunts were exposed.
Cameron Moore
I went through all of it. No Williamses other than Serena and her dad lel
Who is that Sheikh and why does he look like he's Hamilton's little brother.
That'd be the only sensible interpretation. But Twitter users are rarely sensible.
Xavier Myers
Actually Gimi but it should be Sharlz
Robert Collins
>should be Sharlz Nah, nothing wrong about the Verstappen win. And I'm saying that as someone who likes Ferrari and dislikes Verstappen (and his aggressive racing). The last Ferrari win should've been Vettel's in Canada. In a way, it was.
Haas and Red Bull are the two most chad teams in F1, change my mind
Benjamin Lopez
Alfa literally has Alfa in name and true Alfas driving for them
Ian Evans
>hASS >chad pick one
Christian Scott
the most american opinion one can have
Wyatt Butler
>no rain forecasted even on friday THE ONLY VARIABLE THAT CAN MAKE THINGS FUN NEVER FUCKING SHOWS UP FUCK MERCEDES AND ITS HAARP AND CLOUD SEEDING HOTLINE
Joseph Bennett
business idea: shift the entire calendar 3 months forward or backwards
Not even rain makes it fun anymore as they don't ever let them race lately because it's "too dangerous". In all honesty, the only variables making f1 exciting nowadays are Baku and Max
>The Williams driver believes that what he has done looks less impressive because he is at the back of the grid at every Grand Prix.
>"All in all, in these last months, unfortunately, this difficult situation puts a lot of shadow on what I achieved and how big [an] achievement it was for me to be back here.
>"You forget that in the end, I achieved something which I was working on for many years."
>yeah right, said the reporter, which made the Pole furious and ended the interview abruptly.
You don't need to look at her face while smashing from behind, Fritz.
Bentley Stewart
Literally a CGI model made for those weird porn games by some Ruskie who doesn't know the correct proportions of a human neck so accidentally gave her a giraffe's
Were she a blonde she would look like one of those bitches with the Sten guns in RTCW, leather and all. Maybe we're onto something.
Jason Peterson
is that a zipper on her buttcrack lads?
Evan Gutierrez
Well, at least Hamilton can borrow some headwear from her to hide his excuse of an hairdo under. It's not even worse than what he tends to wear most of the time, though maybe a bit less appropriate for funerals.
Nicholas Thompson
Just how can Hamilton & Bottas think to compete alongside this guy after he strolls into Mercedes?
desu I don't really care much for Hamilton. He has the John Cena/New England Patriots problem. He's damn good at what he does and is a pretty nice guy, but he's so incredibly boring because he never actually has to fight for his victories.
Eli Bell
Well I guess that decides it. Valtteri has retreated to somewhere near Zurich. Hope he can recover from this one
>Tyre war nowadays is not doable >Monaghan, RB chief engineer: "We can't test the cars so with multiple tyre suppliers each team would have less data to work on" >"Also tyres aren't the prime performance differentiator" >RP's Andrew Green: "It would spread out the field even more" >Seidl: "Let.s be real, MWL would continue even wirh multiple suppliers"
Honestly he's no less a diva than half the grid, so I think he'd be a good fit. Seeing him spin out Hamilton on purpose would be fun since it'd make a total shitshow.
Leo Gonzalez
No
Caleb Gray
Yup
Josiah Johnson
Does Yea Forums consider f1 to be a masculine sport?
well lets review >19 of the current 20 drivers are near-infantile bodied twinks >sport involves sitting down for an hour >drivers whine and moan and complain constantly >the rulebook is longer than most tracks >arbitrary judgements handed out with no actual sportsmanship involved, the sport is rigged to generate the maximum amount of money possible >arbitrary limits placed on the whole sport what do you think
John Watson
I think playing with balls and falling to the ground like you've been shot is much less manly than driving 1000hp beasts and wrenching them around race courses at over 180 mph. While it's got more than its fair share of divas and complaining, I think Kimi is more high-t than most soccer players.
in theory the downforce from an F1 car could account for that, and with a big enough front tire they would probably just have to have heavily reinforced front left and front right floor paneling, possibly skids
Matthew Green
see this makes way more sense, if you could channel all of an F1 car's power into a single tire you could in theory cut a ton of weight from the car
you'd still have a lot of work to do on handling but it would be a lot better than a one-front-wheel design
Christian Bell
ZOOM! ENHANCE!!!
Jonathan Mitchell
why not have one rear tyre but it is the width for the rear axle?
Owen Perry
the weight required to make the car turn that thing would cost more time than the handling would make up for it id bet
Samuel Kelly
Have the rear axle turn as well
Hunter Rodriguez
It will never be that. My question was just about whether or not it can still be considered masculine. I think it is mostly sterile, now that technology has got to the point where f1 no longer has the ability to truly innovate while keeping driver skill and compatibility with the human body in place.
Maybe masculinity can one day return if the teams start growing alpha men in test tubes who are capable of withstanding 30G turning. But alas!
