/hoc/

For me, it's Jarkko Ruutu.

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go knights

kek what a fat shit how is this guy a professional athlete

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phil's gonna need a mobility scooter on the rink soon

go knights

huomenta

No, it isn't morning yet.

more like white knights because only low test betas like them

more like black knights because I love bbc

oh fuck almost missed rph

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it is for Finland. timezones knigga

go ducks
go yotes
go nucks
go knights
go kings
go oilers
go flames

officially spooked buds

Phill the trill plays with his brain not his brawn

Bulju rock is in the house tonight
Buljujarvi says have a good time
Now he gon go and bulge de twine
He just wanna see you have a good time

Bulju rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And he gon' make you lose your mind

He just wanna see you.....

*wakes up*

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Morning is when the sun rises, and in July the sun isn't setting over in kalevala so it can't rise.

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ur mum makes my dick rise lmao

based

but it's 10:30 AM in Hell-stinky (the capital city of Finland)

weird al polka medleys are pretty addicting

sometimes i touch my penus and it goes from small to big lol

impossible mine goes from a microcosm to receding inside my body. babies come from fingerbanging your favorite babe

Going to bed soon lads, it is getting close to 4am.

absolutely based

wow rude

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Was just about to make this exact post

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almost 3 am but i've got the whole day ahead of me. might start on that 2 1/2 word essay due in 3 months

Same

Nuckies today
Nuckies yesterday
Nuckies tomorrow
Fuck you

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The next time Canada wins the 'tanley 'up grown men will cry

I already cry myself to sleep every night

I'm pretty sure even Americans will enjoy the moment

>there are canadian hockey fans born in 94 who are dead and never witnessed their country win a stanley cup
sad! my heart weeps for them

>rags over oilers
lol

got blocked for 15 mins, so i think i'm finna boutta get banned lads

kill yaself

wtf for? i've seen your posts and you're one of the best on this site

for posting kippers ass probably

i bet /cric/ was the cause of this

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is that poop water

cricket gamer poo water

youtube.com/watch?v=3wRv7wxpn2w

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youtube.com/watch?v=j9u_QJ5F3mY

most of it is still up
pixelzone.io/?p=3163,-2173

youtube.com/watch?v=6ZPToXstS8M

>nazi larpers overtook the top left spot after binlan erased most of it
grim

but the tranny section was removed so it evens out

that was a pretty tiny section though. i wonder if yilauta posters did all of it or if it was finns from somewhere else

just btfo baal with my amazon lads

The fins messed up when the split into spurdo nonspurdo factions

>someone has their computer running 24/7 just so the nazi flag doesn't get deleted
sad

eh, its reminiscent of old Yea Forums. getting together and making swastikas with black guys and closing pools

did he died?

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no it's just autistic /pol/tards who take playing nazi a little too seriously

if you think a flag on a pixel placing website is seriously playing nazi you need some help

slept away

based migrants being tactical in a fight

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Love /hoc/
Hate the failed state of /cr*c/
Simple

javazon?

That was all done in irony, m8

Aatu Räty desu

when done by /pol/tards, they're probably actually nazis. they'll tell you they are as well

yeah

yea? the pixel guys told you?
>muh /pol/ boogeyman

yeah? they had threads to set it up, dumbass

And they all typed "man I sure am glad im a real life nazi"?
You talk of /pol/ like they talk of jews.

you are they type of person the habbo raids were made to piss off

>imblying pol isnt full of nazis larping as ironic nazis

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>implying it bothers me
it's a fucking obscure pixel website, i couldn't care less. i just think it's sad they'd go through all that trouble

>pool's closed
>bixnood
bruh it was funny 13 years ago, grow the fuck up

I think its sad you need to bring it up.

i'm baffled as to why calling them nazi larpers bothers you so much

It doesn't. you complained about it and I addressed that complaint. I think its stupid to bitch about /pol/ in a thread that would never mention them if you didn't

Copped a fanta and bonaqua from a hospital lads. Thought about bulju while taking that bonaqua bottle.

someone posted the pixel site link and i made a comment how they made the effort to delete the massive finnish flag that was on display. calm down you clown

yes that's what I just said, good job.

/hoc/ needs some Hootie
youtube.com/watch?v=1aVHLL5egRY

why were you at the hospital

Based Marty usually gets /hoc/ going
youtube.com/watch?v=999RqGZatPs

had to get a new hormone pill prescription

Cheer me up hoc
Im at work and am hungry as heck

here ya go

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do you prefer yours chloe sized or clinton sized?

chloe sized

huomenta

i.ylilauta.org/ac/7e441d10.mp4

cringe video

i.ylilauta.org/00/ee1677ce.mp4

huomenta

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whats wrong with being a nazi

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have a feeling colorado are going to let a lot of people down this year lads

Randy Rantanen wont let us down

what do you make of this chad?
eliteprospects.com/player/395520/marcus-kallionkieli

relative to your skill level, would you rather
>huge salary but never win a cup
>low salary but win a cup

huge salary for sure. cup wins are overrated

if you dont win a cup youre a cuck

this needs to be updated user, the new canuck jerseys dont have the wordmark anymore.

how was ireland bud

huh?

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did you bash the (northern irish) fash?

think your confusing me with someone else

>rags

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head hurts from drinking. think i'm gonna stop that now

>never again

You'll be drinking in the evening again

nice trips homo

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just have 2-4 drinks per day mate

>he can stop drinking whenever he wants
how do i acquire this power

I'm so glad I didn't grow up with smart phone generation.

Day after day
They send my friends away
To mansions cold and grey
To the far side of town
Where the thin men stalk the streets
While the sane stay underground
Day after day
They tell me I can go
They tell me I can blow
To the far side of town
Where it's pointless to be high
'Cause it's such a long way down
So I tell them that
I can fly, I will scream, I will break my arm
I will do me harm
Here I stand, foot in hand, talking to my wall
I'm not quite right at all, am I?
Don't set me free, I'm as heavy as can be
Just my librium and me
And my E.S.T. makes three
'Cause I'd rather stay here
With all the madmen
Than perish with the sad men roaming free
And I'd rather play here
With all the madmen
For I'm quite content they're all as sane
As me
(Where can the horizon lie
When a nation hides
Its organic minds
In a cellar, dark and grim
They must be very dim)
Day after day
They take some brain away
Then turn my face around
To the far side of town
And tell me that it's real
Then ask me how I feel
Here I stand, foot in hand, talking to my wall
I'm not quite right at all
Don't set me free, I'm as helpless as can be
My libido's split on me
Gimme some good 'ole lobotomy
'Cause I'd rather stay here
With all the madmen
Than perish with the sad men
Roaming free
And I'd rather play here
With all the madmen
For I'm quite content
They're all as sane as me
Zane, zane, zane
Ouvre le chien
Zane, zane, zane
Ouvre le chien
Zane, zane, zane (ah ah ah)
Ouvre le chien
Zane, zane, zane (ah ah ah)
Ouvre le chien
Zane, zane, zane (ah ah ah)
Ouvre le chien
Zane, zane, zane (ah ah ah)
Ouvre le chien
Zane, zane, zane (ah ah ah)
Ouvre le chien
Zane, zane, zane (ah ah ah)
Ouvre le chien
Zane, zane, zane (ah ah ah)
Ouvre le chien
Zane, zane, zane (ah ah ah)
Ouvre le chien

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one day after almost ten years of abusing alcohol p much daily, i got sick of feeling like shit all the time desu.

I want big trades

Hello out there, were on the air
it's hockey night tonight!
The tension grows,
the whistle blows,
and the puck goes down the ice.
The goalie jumps,
and the players bump,
and the fans all go insane.
Someone roars:
"Bobby Scores!"
At the good old hockey game!

Oh!
The good old hockey game!
Its the best game you can name!
And the best game you can name,
is the good old hockey game!

Second Period.
Where players dash,
with skates a-flash,
the home team trails behind.
But they grab the puck,
and go bursting up,
and their down across the line.
They storm the crease,
like bumblebees,
and they travel like a burning flame.
We see them slide the puck inside,
its a one- one hockey game!

Oh!
The good old hockey game!
Its the best game you can name!
And the best game you can name,
is the good old hockey game!

Third Period.
Last game in the play-offs too.
Oh take me where the hockey players
face off down the rink,
And the Stanley Cup,
is all filled up,
for the champs who win the drink!
Now the final flick,
of a hockey stick,
and a one gigantic scream:
"THE PUCK IS IN! THE HOME TEAM WINS!"
At the good old hockey game

oh!
The good old hockey game!
Its the best game you can name!
And the best game you can name,
is the good old hockey game!

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i failed us /hoc/

we're still your friend, friend

/nhl/

thinking about pusy

my sleep schedule is more fucked up than ever lads.

PULJU IN THE PRESS BOX TONIGHT
WATCHING PIERRE LUC DUBOIS SCORE GOALS
PULJU HEALTHY SCRATCH TONIGHT
EVERYONE IS GONNA SCORE EXCEPT HIM

i hear ya lad, currently 1:30 am on a tueday. or wednesday i guess

Okay
Based

My new guilty pleasure song

youtube.com/watch?v=HrbHjsQC2zA

In the day we sweat it out on the streets of a runaway American dream
At night we ride through the mansions of glory in suicide machines
Sprung from cages out on highway nine,
Chrome wheeled, fuel injected, and steppin' out over the line
H-Oh, Baby this town rips the bones from your back
It's a death trap, it's a suicide rap
We gotta get out while we're young
'Cause tramps like us, baby we were born to run
Yes, girl we were
Wendy let me in I wanna be your friend
I want to guard your dreams and visions
Just wrap your legs 'round these velvet rims
And strap your hands 'cross my engines
Together we could break this trap
We'll run till we drop, baby we'll never go back
H-Oh, Will you walk with me out on the wire
'Cause baby I'm just a scared and lonely rider
But I gotta know how it feels
I want to know if love is wild
Babe I want to know if love is real
Oh, can you show me
Beyond the Palace hemi-powered drones scream down the boulevard
Girls comb their hair in rearview mirrors
And the boys try to look so hard
The amusement park rises bold and stark
Kids are huddled on the beach in a mist
I wanna die with you Wendy on the street tonight
In an everlasting kiss
One, two, three, four
The highway's jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive
Everybody's out on the run tonight
But there's no place left to hide
Together Wendy we can live with the sadness
I'll love you with all the madness in my soul
H-Oh, Someday girl I don't know when
We're gonna get to that place
Where we really wanna go
And we'll walk in the sun
But till then tramps like us
Baby we were born to run
Oh honey, tramps like us
Baby we were born to run
Come on with me, tramps like us
Baby we were born to run

>born to run
for me, it's born to die by lana del rey

>born to die
for me, its born to be wild
youtube.com/watch?v=rMbATaj7Il8

Their magic carpet ride song makes me seethe, I hate it so fucking much aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>born to be wild
for me, its born free
youtu.be/ISWOrI0WaLs

>born free
for me, it's born free
youtube.com/watch?v=bu3rsha1ZtI

does anyone have the ted from akron edit of this?

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Mine too, but mainly because some days I'm getting up at 3am for work, and other days I'm only getting home at 5am.

nothing lol

>born free
for me, its born to raise hell
youtube.com/watch?v=NbOCF9zYgHc

rip lemmy

Thinking about kysing myself in the bathroom at work

for me it's born ugly
youtube.com/watch?v=TALWkw3cWqA

i used to do that when i was a kid for practice but it was in my bathroom at home, mum would always be like wtf is all this on the mirror lol (it was lipstick)

Just huomenta'd

why

for me its Born a Ramblin' Man by the Allman Brothers

what a baller

Reasons

born in dissonance lads
youtube.com/watch?v=QMCRdGjp42s

don't do it bro you're too important to the /hoc/ community

for me it’s jason bourne of the bourne identity

kino

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Supremacy a best

Is that the second one?

Literally this -->

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sound advice

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Born in the USA by Bruce Springsteen for me

Going fishing tomorrow lads, I hope I get something to show my friends in /hoc/

Yeah

He's not your average mountain man
'Cause he was born with big ol' hands
There's adamantium in those bones
He's got a jaw that's made of stone
With his barbarian beliefs
It's no surprise that he can't be beat
He's not your average mountain man
'Cause he was born with big ol' hands

youtube.com/watch?v=eOS_VU8opUk

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JUST FUCKING SIGN RANTANEN ALREADY REEEEEE

He's going to Carolina. All the Finns are going there. By this time next year the roster will be completely Finnish

speaking of signings
LOCK
HIM
UP

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what do you think of the new jerseys?

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bla x

>50 years of pain

>stick in rink
gay as fuck, bring back johnny canuck

yup those are jerseys alright

removal of the vancouver over the logo was totally necessary on main sweaters
50th anniversary logo leaves something to be desired
new alternate looks awful, if you want to use a historic logo then dont fuck with it
flying skate is everything i hoped it would be

also hate that pinko we are all canucks stuff

Huomenta

Here hoc I made something
Took me like 30 seconds

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it will never happen again because they don't want to exclude non whites with a white guy as the logo

what if you say hes ftm transgender that way hes a minority

then he would represent seattle

>stick in rink
more like shit in dink
bring back the Flying V

god no

come on man, these sweaters were hardcore af

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You can't look at me and tell me with a straight face that that looks cool

koho is cool

it tells me exactly where the goods are

Post music you listen to while thinking about hockey

youtu.be/TU-MYe0SL9Q

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I don't think that is the reason. Senators use a white guy as the logo and nobody complains about it. I think the reason they didn't use Johnny Canuck was because it's a 50th anniversary collection and the stick in rink was the first jersey they ever wore

youtube.com/watch?v=bbLuRnk7qyE

youtube.com/watch?v=j_QLzthSkfM

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youtube.com/watch?v=Dkk9gvTmCXY

I think they look awesome

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gay

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calm down

if only bromely's statline was as scary as that mask

fags

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shade never made anybody less gay user

youtube.com/watch?v=EGikhmjTSZI

Just dropped pounds and pounds of Hongcouver down the terlet lads

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did it smell like chinese food ?

Yes it did but a bit worse

dabres

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I like this one, honors Canucks past but is also very contemporary

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rude

youtube.com/watch?v=ViP87WipSm0

This is the post

youtu.be/0IRjl3SWC2U

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>we suck
KEK

Fat fuck

Just heard from a /hoc/ insider that Ted and Ed are actually the same person

remember that time bracketnon dabbed all over /hoc/?

t. Ed

no i dont

no but i remember all the times you turned your trip off whenever you got bootyblasted

trying to block out those painful memories I see

cringe. just post your wifes fat brapper already

reminder that bracketcuck cheated to best randy at a gay dubs rolling game in Yea Forums
might legit be the saddest thing in 4chinks history

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BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

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pls Tallon save Bulju from Edmonton for a bag of pucks and unleash him

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welcome to the club. I'm done with getting hammered every night. So I'm on 2 days no drinking, followed up by a drinking day. I don't think I'm going to sleep at all today, and t's just my second round of it.

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULJU

I would love for him to send off pysyk(too costly for a 3rd liner) and bring in gusev desu

>Instagram now has anti-bullying features
Your move Hiroshimoot

I, too, am listening to the YouTube upload of today's Jim & Sam show.

currently in the process of thinking

Good thing he doesn't read anything but Yea Forums

what is the subject of your thoughts?

cock and finnish bulls and their cocks

youtube.com/watch?v=J0xe5DcnYSA

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When will we see the first tranny in the NHL?

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that's a lot of cocks

Can't think of a single good post I've seen all offseason

american obsession with penises and immgrants

Do finns really?

that question doesn't even make any sense

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>he can't stop thinking about americans

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Nah just reading the news

based ty

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You'd be more likely to see a MtF in a women's league. Noone would draft a FtM with a smaller frame and less endurance.

tekee finn todella siemennesteen lapsille?

But what about MtF pre-op that isn't taking any hormones so it's basically a fully fledged man that thinks he is a woman

That would be very progressive.

thinking about commie pinko nigger fag kike greasers

Anyone in particular?

Having a breakthrough

When will Oregon get a team?

dont let it break you down

based
go stamps go

Forget it, man and get with the countdown. Lets shake this square world and blast-off for kicksville

Sounds like a headcase I wouldn't want on my team. Maybe Edmonton will draft "her."

Going outside for a dude ted don’t post til I’m back

hockey?

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is that your gay crush?

No

dude dont post pics of me

Decided not to jerk off

I'm on nofap bro haven't jerked in 2 days

strong mind

I want more boomer posting

youtube.com/watch?v=xQBKUPwG_Gk&list=RDMMxQBKUPwG_Gk&start_radio=1

the Portland Black Bloc

youtube.com/watch?v=eBG7P-K-r1Y

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NHL 19 was a travesty

*SIPS*

Now NHL 2004, that was a good game. OH ELLIN

>yet another example of how relocane faggots do not understand Yea Forums culture

>Yea Forums culture

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lil' zoom knows it better under the term "meme"

youtube.com/watch?v=mS8LvHT_zcQ

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real boomers pronounce it may may

There are leaf fans that will die before seeing Toronto lift ol' Stanley. How sad

Ed, contain your autism.

I knew you were trouble when you walked in

you first randal

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

youtube.com/watch?v=q-KE9lvU810

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i see the IHDF has shown up

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There is no Ed stop trying to fit in and leave

youtube.com/watch?v=B_3TlrZLpQ0

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Ed and his buds were here yesterday.

free agent analyst, expected contract are based on evolving wild prediction. No goalie only skater.

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worst and best contract sign this summer

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they were certainly in your head at least

Hello, Ed.

t. Ed

rent free

hockey is literally wwe on ice

ayyy

Ah I remember hockey back when it was played how it was 'possed ta be be played. You didn't have players getting checked crying to the ref.

*SIPS*

Players knew how to handle themselves back then.

>I meant to be an obnoxious retard that everyone can recognize
>r-r-rent free...

take me to your dealer lol

aliens in /hoc/?

youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs

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Randy literally reaching for >n-no you
grim grim grim grim stuff lads

you claim anyone is ed who has a canadian flag and speaks ill of the hurricanes

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>Ariana Grande
>Isn't actually Grande
KEK

me spinning on my back on the roof of a car

>you
>he still thinks he's talking to them

wowwie user you sure showed me how to contain your autism

are you retarded?

Keep working on it.

no, are you?

grim times for /hoc/

i think finland would like this song

youtube.com/watch?v=gwVxXEYrgZk

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Ladies, ladies, you're both pretty

relocane posters ruining the thread once again

spergs who shit themselves when they see a particular team ruined the thread

youtube.com/watch?v=MroIfasT4_U

You need to go, too.

Seattle relocane posters ruining the thread once again's

thanks cutie :3

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Xheattle Dickgirls

I blame the Wild for this.

does defending them give you sexual gratification?
go where?

>no one talking about "them"
>suddenly someone mentions the Wild

>someone mentions wild
>nobody talking about them

what's up

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>damn E they tried to fade you on Dre day
BUT DRE DAY ONLY MAKE EAZY'S PAYDAY

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She's not "a rihanna" either

youtube.com/watch?v=hMrKtuilbDY

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Stfu nig

AH, 1989 WAS A GOOD YEAR. OUR FLAMES BEAT THE FROGS AND SECURED THE STANLEY FOR THE ALBERTA. DRIVING AROUND TOWN THAT NIGHT WAS A RIOT

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>why you dissin' Eazy?
CUZ THE BOY AIN'T SHIT
CHEW HIM WITH TOBACCO N SPIT HIM IN SHIT

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1989 was a good year since gary bettman was still ruining basketball instead of our glorious sport

youtube.com/watch?v=qRKNw477onU

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i bomb atomically

What's Gary's next stop after the 2021 lockout?

He is abolishing /hoc/ and replacing it with /nhl/

Like the Oilers franchise?

youtube.com/watch?v=GP9k1pn9Mo0

thinkin' about lynching the president of /hoc/ if we ever became /nhl/

*dabs on A$AP Rocky*

Who?

took some sedatives and made this Phil Kessel collage

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youtube.com/watch?v=VVJiOa_IkGo

Thoughts?

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nytimes.com/2019/07/05/arts/music/asap-rocky-sweden-assault-charge.html

A rapper of yours who currently is in a swedish jail on an assault charge, and is crying about it like a bitch (and so are his fans)

>lmao thanks for all the clicks retards we were just making shit up the whole time

>Him and his crew being followed
>tells them to bag the fuck up
>they get assaulted
Looks like Asap is innocent.

Geto Boys 4 life
youtube.com/watch?v=eF8c3BjFWsw

>tfw you'll never hurl your feces in prison at some nig while he bitches about living conditions in a swedish prison
why bother living

Swedish prison anything like American prisons or is he getting the Brevik treatment?

>public school

spezza shouldnt even going to crack the 3rd line
better off putting willy as 3rd c and using spezza on the 4th

I don't think willy is going to like that very much

Well you see, in a civilized world there is a point where self defence turns into assault.

If you and about 4 others beat a guy who is laying on the ground, including cutting him with a broken glass bottle, then it probably isn't self defence.

It's not full on Breivik. But closer to that than american jails.
He only complains because he's a spoiled brat

>better off putting willy as 3rd c
Are you referring to William "The Swedish Bust" Nylander?

babs gonna be running him on the 1st PP unit

the very same

[shudders]

sounds like a babs move

Free my nigga A$AP ASAP

my friend william is gonna have a HUGE comeback season, mock my words

last digits are the number of goals kneelander will score this season (spoiler: its a lot)

Yeah, a comeback to the SHL lmao

willy needs some fucking linemates under the age of 30 and he'll recover fine

Shant

*wins the Grey Cup*

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>ducks are making the playoffs

Shan't be buying Fjallraven or shopping at H&M until our boy is free.

*looks at record*
big yikes-a-roonie from this postie

You do what you need to do, and we'll do what we need to do

>tfw no nfl-cfl exhibition game where ruleset is determined where the home stadium is located
would love to watch an american player slam right into the goalposts

Shan't ever get involved in CFL stuff; you kiddos have fun with this.

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>shant be buying fjollröven or shopping at S&M until our nig is free
don't care even a bit my dude

shant be getting into anymore CTEball, I already have one CTEball team that breaks my spirits already

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I don't shop at H&M just because I walked in there once and saw the absolute shit that they have on their racks.

thinking we should arrest more rappers

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i find the material for h&m clothing is kind of shit

Just woke up

greetings fellow nfc norfer

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wtf i thought sweden was tolerant of black peoples?????????????????????????????????????

that would be pretty entertaining to watch a CFL-NFL game. I think the NFL team would easily win unless it was the Cardinals

that is not progressive at ALL sweden

Sweden confirm for worst Nordic nation. Shan't ever be consuming lingonberries ever again

>the CFL only has 9 teams
what the fuck kind of mickey mouse shit is this

come on user there's only 9 teams

yeah, the concept of the 4th down wouldnt even matter since all the nfl teams could easily run past any cfl d

just woke up

just got woke
now i'm broke

Super based and surprisingly redpilled
Sweden is new greatest ally

it's pretty early, we're only 2-1

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lost to ottawa who winnipeg handled easily
that said week 9 will determine it all

Noice.

Maybe Finland should arrest some Americans too.

Why aren't there any openly gay players?

lol nobody visits finland

he's the one not being progressive though

Good, more for me then.

Thank you great friend!

Thank you friend.

Yes, I would strongly suggest this cause of action

thinking about visiting my Scandinavian friends (Finland, Sweden, Norge, and Dankmark) :)

Fags get dragged

Except chinks and japs.

So maybe we should start arresting Canadians instead.

here's my template if you change your mind user

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>“What I now can feel myself, is that if I was gay, I would have quit playing hockey in my teens,” Anders Nillson said in a wide-ranging interview with the Swedish website Aftonbladet. His remarks were translated on >plebbit.

>“That’s why I think when people say there are three to four gay players on each [NHL] team, I say no, absolutely not. They quit when they were younger. There’s no one who would dare to or want to keep playing. Team sports are about the feeling of togetherness, it’s just as fun to go there to hang out and have someone to talk to as the actual sports, but if you have a hard time in the dressing room when you’re a teen it’s not as fun to play hockey on the field either.”

>Nilsson talked about how frequently the words “fag,” “faggot” and other gay slurs were used in youth leagues he played in. “ ‘Fag’ is used as an insult and the jargon is harsh toward anyone who stands out,” he said, adding that such language would not be tolerated in an NHL locker room.

>The NHL stands out in being the only major men’s U.S. pro sports league where there has never been a gay player, either active or retired.
nobody wants them

thinking you're very welcome :)

laine on fortnite rn

If they can't handle the word "fag" being tossed around then hockey is better off without them.

>¿Esos son Reebok o son Nike?

Reading some real nigga truth bombs on jatkoaika about bulju right now bros

Stamps have the best offense in the league user. nobody comes close

Where are the gay NBA/NFL/MLB players? It's not like there's tons of queers in any major sport.

thinking about life

>jatkoaika
you need to leave

e
if they had the best offense how did the redblacks hold them to 28 points when the bombers scored 29?
the results in regina arent the baseline

Don't need to pick a team, CFL is fun for the memes

except figure skating

What's with this new wave of white people trying talk Urban?

This has been a thing since the 90s

I would recommend against that

>flying skate jersey

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>new wave
new to you, maybe

they want to be like us because we are hip

The was one drafted by the Rams a few years ago in the 7th round but I think he was cut.

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When I went to Swedish prison I joined a fennoswede prison gang ama

damn kids and their hippity hops

whats up, young buck?

swedofinn you mean?

any sick tats?

the redblacks game was the season opener, they were rusty lol

Who is cutting onions in the thread right now?!?!?!?

Edit: Thank you for the gold, kind stranger!

wtf is a redblack

i like the way you work it
no diggity
i got to bag it BAG IT UP

shit homie, whatchoo talkin bout "urban" fo

What are we arguing about today, /hoc/?

just paid my water bill

It was a mixture desu
Yeah I got a sick back piece m8
Well done lad

youtube.com/watch?v=DI3yXg-sX5c

just over-charged someone for their water bill lol

pffft they have preseason games
stamps didnt even look great vs the lions

how do you eat your dumplings, /hoc/?
youtube.com/watch?v=GRHWu0Spq90

>It was a mixture desu
fennoswedes don't exist in sweden and swedofinns don't exist in finland bro.

>his team is named after two colors used as a compound word without a gay hyphen

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They do in prison lad you’re just too soft

Seattle Redblacks

hey now, bam was a big deal in 2004

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Want to go back to Norway
Considering going to Denmark
Not really thining about visiting Finland
SHANT be visiting the shantytown of Sweden

they used to be called the Rough Riders, but the Saskatchewan Roughriders didn't want to let them revive that name when Ottawa came back into the league in 2010. They had a fan vote for names and REDBLACKS won (yes they spell it all in caps)

Seattle Niggerlips

thinking about HIM's music now and also The Dudesons

I don't think you know what those terms mean.

that's because Bo Levi blew out his shoulder and is out for 6 games but I'm not worried because Arbuckle is looking elite. They play Hamilton next and they are kicking ass so we'll see what happens

bloo bombas are schedule babbies

F

:(

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>arbuckle
>elite
nigga jobs to Garfield erry week

Damn. Bam looking a lot like his father in this pic 2bh

F
long live the pizza arena

looks just like the rest of the city now

Is that the same one that some guy made for the AAF?

RIP in peace trough urinals

Whatever happened with the saddledome drama? Are the flames getting relocated?

ayo release my nigga Don Vito from the realm of hell his eternal soul is trapped in

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We don't want you anyway

Been a long time since we had some angry America vs Canada posting.

the city caved and is paying for the arena

I don't think about them at all.

no I made it because I couldn't find a football fsjal to use

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s-s-s-summetime
summertime sadness
s-s-s-summertime
summertime sadness

Canada will never experence a stanley cup parade again

some fuckin queer driving by just littered on my front lawn lads

LOVE QUEBEC
Love Maritimes
Hate Twinkronto
Tolerate rest of Ontario
Hate Manitoba
Don’t think about Saskatchewan
Hate Alberta
Hate British Columbia but love Will

pretty based

The eternal Swede, using a proxy, attempts once again to foster division where none exists.

get this: the new arena will be shaped like a cowboy hat

Ah. Well, good for you.
The first one seemed to turn out fine as far as I can tell, so I'll leave it to you to make the rest of them. I'm sure you're up to it.

still in early planning but the city agreed to negotiate terms with the flames ownership. it will probably be 5 or 10 years away

hate (you)

Canada sucks the next olympic games will be won by Americans.

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who needs a parade when we get this every season
nhl.com/blues/video/sasky-saturday/c-68623203

can't wait

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reminder that gary is blocking the nhl from going to the olympics because he already knows that mcmeme+crosby together will absolutely embarrass the rest of the world

nice

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Where is the new thread?

What the NHL needs is a sister league for professional bowling

we should have another brainstorming session for possible seattle team names next thread

Who even played on the canadian team last time?

sorry not sorry, eat dust sucker

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seattle "no"

not yet, dum dum

NICE FUCKING POST

I don't consider our Canada bros as foreigners.

Thanks, you do way cleaner work. I'll get around to the others eventually

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how about now?

Won’t be making the next thread lads I’m going to feed the birbs

youtube.com/watch?v=mFQG6OOQmh8&list=RDEMoLz2IWqM8slhSldiuYqgCQ&index=3

Don't worry, I've got a great /hoc/ milkers edition lined up.

Have the next thread in the catalog ready just waiting for this one to hit the bump limit to post the link.

Mason Raymond

Shan't

End of the thread reminder Tavares IS overrated shit

need khazar milkers in front of my face STAT

...

How does lying help anyone?

Jäk huus is prolly a fag but kaapo is bvll