/mlb/ thicc edition

>when she takes her batting gloves off

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when did Anthony Recker become black?

EEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>when did Anthony Recker become black?
What race IS Recker?

cubs fan here

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>cubs fan here
Well hello there.

hello hello there poster

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Cringe

Of course le epic women has this shit opinion. Over compensate more.

>hello hello there poster
How’s not hibernating going for you?

He deserved it

Dodgers

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I honestly didn't know the balls were pink

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Love what schwarbie's doing this year

what kind of performance is this?

b-b-based

twitter.com/RealMajorStar/status/1148388894393675777

>mest

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/ourguy/ zack gets pussy!

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Our guy does it again with no end in sight

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o i fuck her
call me ya wife's connoisseur
leave ya heartbroken
ya may as well be softspoken
ya beg me to stop
cant hear ya under her top
oh show me the waterworks
not you, but ya wife's as she jerks

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Should the all star game be counted among the Yankees' wins and losses? About 60% or the American league all stars every year are Yankees after all.

fans shouldn't vote

p/a/dres

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prove it

how?

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based

Team salary rankings:
1. Boston Red Sox $225,463,226
2. New York Yankees $218,120,940
3. Chicago Cubs $211,108,462
4. Los Angeles Dodgers $198,000,308
27. Pittsburgh Pirates $77,252,702
28. Miami Marlins $75,248,677
29. Baltimore Orioles $73,886,510
30. Tampa Bay Rays $62,857,663

Top 4 payrolls: 209-141 (.597)
Bottom 4 payrolls: 150-198 (.431)

Reminder that until MLB has a salary cap, no championships count for anything.

The Cy Young Award is more prestigious than the MVP

The Cy Young Award is more prestigious than a ring

Well pitching is an artform
The world series is mostly "I happened to be drafted by/traded to a good team and we won a few games in october"

>los doyers

Hey Faggots,

My name is Zack, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any baseballs? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you're probably too scared to step foot into a ballpark. This is even worse than watching your baseball games on a stream in some random
virus aids ridden ass website.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the baseball collecting team, and I've snagged over 10000 baseballs. What hobby do you have, other than "watching drawn japanese baseball cartoons KEK"? I also fucked max scherzer's wife (left the cumrag to the side but that's another story entirely), and have this new banging fort commemorative baseball (Just fuckin snatched it; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.

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Sorry...

i crunched the numbers and the numbers were wrong... all i can do is apologize... *gets on knees*

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I messed up

I thought I held all the cards but in the end I was left up a creek without a paddle. I apologize for the self assurance I showed

o i kek ya
then i wheeze ya

Mm.. take the day.. go up that there creek... lose the paddle and pick up the fishin' rod.. sixer of something good and cold... oh i must be dreamin'...

That damn bitch Barbara always yap yap yappin about this or the other... I swear she spawned of the devil himself

ballgame on in the background...barb's in the water....ohhohoh happy days!.. her undergarments are floatin!

My Cubbies ;)

Honestly I had no idea

I honestly didn't know. I really gotta fortify this knowledge in my head. Just give me another chance. Again, I am so sorry for my ignorance.

Just give me some time

I'll solve the wheeze kek

Finally an enigma worthy of my talents

hm I'm performing these calculations...the answers seem quite clear...mmm...quite indeed...just gimme some time... I'll solve the permutation that's been boggling us....

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sick em aj

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What did Manny Machado of the San Diego Padres mean by this?

youtu.be/ALo2LR1mQxI

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Astros desu

He means that the San Diego Padres will win the World Series before the Los Angeles Dodgers will and he's so sure of it that he'll bet the whole value of his 300M contract. This means to say he sees more value in the future of the San Diego Padres than the Los Angeles Dodgers, which is worth mentioning that the San Diego Padres just won 3 games in a series against the Los Angeles Dodgers at their home park, Dodger Stadium.

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Who is going to stop the dodgers from getting back to the world series? The braves seem like a likely candidate but their pitching is awful. The cubs could but they're can't hit. The Brewers have a similar problem to the braves plus their once formidable bullpen is falling apart. Fringe teams like the padres, reds, phillies and rockies face a challenge in just getting that far. Are they going to win 3 pennants in a row with nothing to show again? Will they even win the pennant?

themselves :)

I wasn't expecting a well written response at this time of day. Thank you very much

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kill this psychopath

It's hot. I'm sweating. Guardians of the Galaxy 2 sucked ass and there's no baseball.

i noticied during slow mothion
i would be better if was all magenta with the red detais white

there is NPB and KBO going on

NPB you can see at hibox3612.blogspot.com/
and KBO at
sports.news.naver.com/tv/index.nhn?category=kbo (slect tthe game on side bar)

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>nip ball
Thanks. But no thanks.

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what? are you afraid to see the high IQ plays that make MLB players piss thier pants?

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Low IQ? Oh. You mean the American League. I'm an NL guy.

most players in game were NL players

>fatboy hit ball long way
baseball is such a meme

>Guardians of the Galaxy 2 sucked ass
pleb, literally the only good capeshit other than the 1st one

Looks like a lot of fun but I'm never awake when the games are on.

what timezone you are in? ET?
Summer Koshien games start around 8am
but NPB is really bad beacuse the games are 1AM on weekends and 5am on Weeks

>It's hot. I'm sweating. Guardians of the Galaxy 2 sucked ass and there's no baseball.
Have you tried reading the Lord of the Ring trilogy and The Hobbit (fun summer reading) or at least watching the films?

I can’t really watch baseball anymore because of the juiced ball era. I don’t want to watch a once proud game inhabited by real men like Mark McGwire devolve into lanklet twinks named Christian Yelich. It just doesn’t feel right. It doesn’t feel like baseball.

>what? are you afraid to see the high IQ plays that make MLB players piss thier pants?
My based Huebro! My huefriend. Where have you been? Good to see you posting again.

if you like ground plays you can try watch asian baseseball, they are more focused on ground plays and base running

i had been good, now that best part of year is coming for baseball, with tournament each month until the end of year it will be comfy to enjoy the year

that is the essence of baseball
fat guy hitters are treasures

The hero we need

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Is manfred going to slightly unjuice the balls now that the cat is out of the bag or will the home run rates keep spiking

I hate this bitch more and more every time I see this picture.

He's going to have to buy next year or we'll have two guys hit 80 home runs.

Good morning lads.

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Him, Acuña, and Joc were the most impressive last night. Vlad is a juiced ball pull babby

Joc pulled every homer too.

>wanting a salary cap
hmmm yikes.

MLB used extra juiced balls in the home run derby, they tested them during the london series. There are rumors among officials that those balls will be used next season or a season soon in the future.

Thoughts on the MLB changing the game so much without so much as a vote or letting fans know at all?

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juice the balls, give pitchers all the pine tar they want. Let it all burn.

Dude I don't know. Vlad was literally born and bred to hit and hit for power. He was going to grow up to be a masher no matter what. The fact that he was called up during the juiced ball era just makes the homers go further. It's not like he's just getting them over the wall, he's fucking belting those things.
It's the other guys that might fall off if the ball weren't juiced,exceot Joc. He's got a little tard in him so he has that retard strength and mentality.

You don't think theres an issue with throwing out over a hundred years of stats in a sport that revolves around stats?

we already have a schism with dead ball/live ball era. and roiders already fucked with batting stats.

roiders are nothing compared to the juiced ball era. roiders were GOOD for the league because it created superstars. juiced ball just means everybody hits home runs with just a lucky wrist flick. it cheapens every part of the game besides maybe fielding

find me these juiced balls mr detective.

Verlander are going to flip his shit even more

>American League All-Star Game starter Justin Verlander told ESPN on Monday that the balls used in Major League Baseball games this season are "a f---ing joke" and that he believes "100 percent" that the league has implemented juiced balls to increase offense.

>Major League Baseball's turning this game into a joke. They own Rawlings, and you've got Manfred up here saying it might be the way they center the pill. They own the f---ing company. If any other $40 billion company bought out a $400 million company and the product changed dramatically, it's not a guess as to what happened. We all know what happened. Manfred the first time he came in, what'd he say? He said we want more offense. All of a sudden he comes in, the balls are juiced? It's not coincidence. We're not idiots.

>Asked if he believed the balls were intentionally juiced by the league, Verlander said: "Yes. 100 percent. They've been using juiced balls in the Home Run Derby forever. They know how to do it. It's not coincidence. I find it really hard to believe that Major League Baseball owns Rawlings and just coincidentally the balls become juiced."
espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/27149029/verlander-mlb-juicing-balls-more-offense

Major League Baseball's turning this game into a joke. They own Rawlings, and you've got Manfred up here saying it might be the way they center the pill. They own the f---ing company. If any other $40 billion company bought out a $400 million company and the product changed dramatically, it's not a guess as to what happened. We all know what happened. Manfred the first time he came in, what'd he say? He said we want more offense. All of a sudden he comes in, the balls are juiced? It's not coincidence. We're not idiots.

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fivethirtyeight.com/features/juiced-baseballs/

I would be willing to bet they have been juicing and unjuicing the balls throughout all of the game's history, and people are only just taking note of it now.

pink hat

Ah, well then fuck him too

Good to hear. I’m looking forward to based Koshien.

i dont bother much but clearly manfreid want makes the game more dynamic and with more action so people can turn in to the games and please the zoomers

i like when an game is lot offensive but not when its not an brutall assasination of pitcher´s reputation

>fivethirtyeight.com/features/juiced-baseballs/

It sounds like Rawlins tried to cheap out on materials and now it's a big conspiracy that MLB is mandating secret baseball changes to increase home runs.

If you want some late-night jap baseball actionSartuday starts Inter-City Tournament, its the main of two industrial baseball tournaments in the year

i am hyping beacuse two teams with Hue Players qualifiqued

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it would be if there isnt the fact that MLB brought up Rawlins and now they are the ones that modify the balls as seems fit

and what verlander says only confirms that Manfreid is jucing the balls beacuse he wants more HRs and batting action

i dont find it wrong, but some people dont like the fact that manfreid is making the game more fast paced

>Your team
>your hopes for the second half

Phillies
Finish above .500

red sox
yankees miss thee wildcard

White Sox
Players stay healthy and callups don't bust

>Dads
Same as it was before Opening Day.

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More home runs doesn't even make the games more fast paced. It extends 3 hour games to 4 hour games. As runs go up, so do full counts and pitching changes. The game even becomes less varied. Instead of manufacturing runs with base running and contact it's now all whiff or dinger.
Im basically going to watch baseball no matter what. eventually it'll get out of hand, they'll roll back the changes, and I like most people will just treat these records as i treat the PED era stats.

Angels
My hope would be that they squeak in on the wild card but I know it's not happening.

Pretty ironic that the best players the Cardinals have developed recently are on other teams while they are strapped to huge cash commitments for painfully mediocre players.

Guess we can kill the myth that the Cardinals have one of the best front offices in baseball. Jeff Lunhow was their source of success and now that he's gone, they are floundering.

The Cardinals have quite a few interesting players in the minor league system and some others that they have graduated and acquired since Luhnow left. They've just made some very short-sighted moves in order to keep breathing life into the 2011/2013 core leftovers.

looks like mr. comish is going to finally fold and turn the babby league into a man's league with a universal DH

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If the universal DH is implemented, JD is opting out in Boston.

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Man he's turning into a straight up tyrant

Astros desu

Cringe

Astros

yankees

Cuh

Riiinge

Astros desu desu desu

Purist fags bout to seethe

WE PLAYOFF HOME BATTLE ERA AGAIN BOIS

*interrupts your World Series at-bat with an ad*

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Braves are based tbdesu

>see mlb twitter posting pics of Verlander and Upton
is justin verlander the only MLB player who has a dick pic online? also the cum shot pic on kates back is big - I've only cum that much a couple times in my life

I got a fat hog but I only cum a lil

before people say that Memefreid cant do the DH rule, he can due the CBA rules that say that league have the right to change the rule if thye comunicate the players before

>Notwithstanding the foregoing paragraph, if during the term of this
Agreement any playing or scoring rule is proposed to be changed, the
Clubs agree that they shall give the Association notice thereof, and
shall negotiate the proposed change with the Association, provided that
the obligation to negotiate with the Association shall apply only to
changes which significantly affect terms and conditions of employment. Such proposals to change playing or scoring rules shall normally
be made only during the off-season. If the Clubs and the Association
fail to reach agreement on a proposed change which is subject to negotiation, the proposed change shall not be put into effect until the completion of the next complete succeeding season (including the Wild
Card Game, Division Series, League Championship Series and World
Series) following the date the change was proposed.

The first one was great. The 2nd one was tepid at best

I'm a scared of the Orcs.

One of us is going to have to assassinate this asshole.

show no mercy for him

It's about time someone took this asshole out to a nice dinner, maybe see a movie

Hey me too, man. Is it a diet thing or ami just cranking too often?

Go Cubs.

It's probably just nutting too often, but I'm not going on nofap like some manlet scrambling for a life preserver. Low volume cumsies for THIS blessed Cubyals centralbro

146th for The Washington Baseball Eagles

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based cubyals with the cummies..

Is he woke or tinfoil?

>buying the no nut bullshit

Do any she'd if research from actual doctors, your body just starts absorbing semen storage after 3 days, after 30 it realizes that you don't need to waste calories producing it anymore. If you want bigger "nuts", drink more fluid, lose weight, eat more fiber. But most importantly, have sex, incel

>If you want bigger "nuts"
I don't want bigger nuts, that's the whole point of that post

for me? it's big nuts

Bigg nutt attained by researching medical journal.. fat hogg physician

Breaking Alert: Recker is on Baseball Night in New York on SNY now.

Well you see,

Verlander is a FAGGOT
>WAAAAHH DEY HITTIN MY BALLS!

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What a pussy

>segment with some latino faggot interviewing josh bell and measuring his shoulders
what is this shit

bellinger just said "shit" on television

I bet I have the fattest hog in this thread

My Twins :)

Flash in the pan, pal. Sorry.

Does the All-Star game start at 7:30 or 8:00 ET? I've seen conflicting answers. I don't care about the pre-game time, just the first pitch.

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Retard alert

Thanks, which is it?

My guess is the Fox broadcast starts at 7:30
Watch the game not start until 8:30 or some shit because they keep padding it with stupid fillers

Thanks, that's what I was assuming as well.

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is the MLB network guy doing the field interviews the male equivalent of mendoza

Cute

Gross

Why aren’t more people talking about how dominant the Dodgers are? They’re the Warriors and Patriots combined

More like the 90s Bills

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ESSSSS TIEMPO MII NIGGEERRRSSSSSS

It's not until 8

>dominant
I know it's bait, but in what regard

Hitting
Pitching
Defense

where's the gamethread?

hey you
go here:

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you're the man

>samefagging
>slowpokenews
>defending the juiced balls because OMG OFFENSE IS BEST THING IN BASEBALL

I really don't give a flying fuck about the All Star game.

Noted

I have it on in the background, kind of neat to hear the players talking on mic casually but that's really it. I do wish it determined home-field advantage still for the WS, or at least had some purpose other than solely exhibition.

Doyer pitching is a joke, it's no wonder they won't win a world series in my lifetime

Dodger literally losing the game by themselves

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Well, I'm glad that silliness is over.

>grandal strikeout to end the game
sounds about right

Does the National League need to start every inning with bases loaded to make it fair against such overwhelmingly superior competition?

I got cancer from watching that shit. means deserved a chance to pitch

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>ninny "league" ""baseball""

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Who?

NL: 6 teams below .500
AL: 7 tearms below .500

HMMMMM....FAGGOT

>LP: C. Kershaw

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Assuming you're a yankees fan, he has a lower ERA than every single pitcher on your team besides Chapman and Ottavino.

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how can one man choke this much?

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Here's to Another World Series Win /AL/ Chads

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>H-he has a lower ERA than everyone except Jones, Smith, Williams, Jackson, Shaw, Clark, Lee, Walker and Martinez asshole!!!
huge, huge think

Just need to not let Roberts manage
Ryu was on pace for a complete game shutout, but he took him out after TWELVE pitches

Gallo got robbed he had the winning run

So baseball isn’t dying?

Gallo and schwarber would've put up their own home run derby in extra innings

Manfred usually just lets the hometown guy cheat in the HR derby but Santana was a bust, so he had to make up for it

Is there a bigger choke than kershit or dave roberts?

I know you're baiting, but there are people who actually think like this

Means owns ya faggot seeth lmao

The Los Angeles Dodgers will be ___ the 2019 World Series in ___ games

>watching Pedro recap his start in the 1999 ASG pitch by pitch on NESN
why is he so fuckin based, las?

>no schwarber
nice. You beat the nl with a handicap

Losing in 5 games to any team in the AL

He was a charity pick.

not playing in
0

Like sanchez and torres?

losing
4 1/2

>kershit
>bellinshit
>max munshit
>buehlshit

>your back-to-back-to-back world series-losing los doyers

it's actually funny how much better Trey Mancini has been than Luke Voit

better OBP, adjusted WrC+, expected wOBA, bWAR, fWAr, and a much better glove at 1st

The bills got a mini-movie after losing 4 in a row, i hope the dodgers get a movie after losing 4 in a row

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non-/mlb/ poster here, what is this "schwarber" autism I saw in the ASG threads?

really hope this guy contracts ass cancer

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>He's not wrong

HR-Velo Era
see: disparity between MLB vs. AAA ball

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SWHARBIE OWNS YA

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Mancini is a really good player. It's too bad he's on the Orioles.

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Who's schwarber? is that a baseball player? no that would imply the cubs are a professional baseball team

How would you fix the Dodgers?

Cause they dodge rings lol

Change they're name to winners or some that doesn't dodge. Or just move them back to brooklyn

Don't worry dodgerbros, we'll win one for ya

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something*

Make sure they don't dodge the trolley this time.

>watching
>70

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They do NOT dodge choking

>kershit

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Guys, I've got to say it - this general is actually shit. There are no funny memes. It's the same braindead shit over and over again. I say that as a die-hard MLB fan.

I'm sorry, but you should all kill yourselves, especially the over-represented NL establishment fans. It had to be said.

:(

/mlb/ is only good when you already got your daily redpill on mlbtraderumors

t. a doyers lover, a doyers hater, or a seething stankees fan

Based

Neither. Is there anything legitimately funny in this thread? Are there routine posts that make you do a big think, or a big haha? No? I rest my case. The general is shit, and you're fucking retarded.

BAJP hates kyle schwarber because he hits big home runs against the white sox and cardinals and how he is fat but able to play professional baseball unlike himself and now the cubs fans are extra vocal about him here

TAKE HIM OUT TO DINNER!!!! MAKE IT A MEAL TO DIE FOR!!!!!!!

yahoo.com/sports/jake-arrieta-could-face-discipline-194912310.html

youtube.com/watch?v=DyxCQ5kaJmw

Stop posting in this thread post in mine, yes i'm everyone in this thread it's all me

Ignoring what you think of the teams themselves, which MLB team has the best looking cap?

I've always liked the look of detroit's, and the stankees and doyers both also have very nice looking ones (they're iconic for a reason).

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houspie has been spotted!!!!!

why did i reply to myself? this is insane.....lunacy!!!!!

Brewers glove logo was pretty cool. I always liked the white sox retro aesthetic for some reason. Of the ones right now I'd say boston's and unironically MIami's hats are pretty cool.

hey come to my thread

no come to my thread

have to agree on yankees. clean logo and undisputably iconic
I personally really like the Diamondbacks hats. I like that they have a way to integrate the design of their team's name without getting too contrived.

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As a Stankees fan, ofc I like the design.

That being said 99.9999% of people who wear Stankees ballcaps have either never been to NYC, are aware of the Yankees/NYC/what teh cap means, or a combination of both and wear it purely for it's $W466Y purposes.

thats a good hat too (me)

Dodgies kekkies Cusbies Scubbie kekkies Stinkees KEKKIES

*aren't aware

>Brewers glove logo
Based. It was one of the best in the league when it was around, no idea why they changed it to the shitty M.

Yeah, I live in Jersey where most people where Yankees hats just because they're fans of the team; had a bit of a rude awakening when I went abroad and realized everyone I saw in them didn't even know it was a sports thing

gimme some wheeze kek

this hat is pretty based

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>oriolels

Shitting on the Dodgers is always fun

Twins, lads

bold yet simple.

The Astros and Brewers are tied for last, impo.

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was this nigga too ahead of his time

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btw I’m drunk enough to buy a Twins hat if someone posts a non-meme Twins hat. Ideally not that flat brimmed Jamal shit

Honestly it could be a meme Twins hat.
Will also provide proof of purchase

No gay pride shit tho

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holy fuck lol i member i member!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This means you
You get to choose likely hatanon

Chief Wahoo looked so much better desu. Astros are definite shit

>teams are so shit the only thing they can talk about is their caps

*spits*
scumbag!

>indians, tigers, dbacks, marlins
just throw in the dodgers, cubs and yankees and you have a bunch of shit

why's houspie seething so hard at baseball hat discussion?

>Ideally not that flat brimmed Jamal shit
Why did people start wearing hats like that anyway, it looks retarded

Why are the ASTROS SO GOOOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAA Eeries is ours again

Man the NL is a joke. Comedy Central won a series but the best team in the NL can't? LMAO

not big on the Twins, but I think these three are fine.

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So why do the twins use the reds logo LOL shouldn't it just be a T haha

TC = Twin Cities

No idea why they literally used the Reds exact C tho

Twin Cities

what are you talking about? this decade the cubs giants and cardinals have combined for 5/9 world series'.

you just can't pull it off simp stick to your grandpa hat.

But the dodgers are the best team in baseball right now. are they doing fine? surely they've won at least one right?

Saved thanks mate

>trashional league

Wait you got a link for that?

The Yankees, Red Sox, White Sox, Nationals, Braves, Mets, Phillies, Reds and Dodgers are the only good caps/logos. Everyone else is gay lol.

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>The impact of the juiced ball might be felt most by Triple-A pitchers, as the level switched to the big-league ball this season. Coming into Sunday, the International League had already launched 1,172 home runs this season -- they'd hit 1,555 all last eason. On a per-game basis, that's the difference between 1.26 homers and 0.80. Predictably, teams are scoring substantially more runs per game: from 4.16 last year to 5.26 this year.

nothing suspicious here

Replace Nats/Walgreens with Detroit, and the current White Sox with Cubs, and this is a very based opinion

The worst part about this is how does it affect offensively bad teams from years ago? Shit teams that just hit dingers for their runs are going to have a boost where teams that actually could do both are left behind. Literally changing the game

Do you guys think Anthony Recker juices his balls?

Come on ReckerPoster that's not cool talk about baseball come on dude

Seriously what the actual fuck is wrong with you? You're a sick fucking man. Just to put this into perspective it has been 4 years, four fucking years. Now this is normal for one year maybe even two years you commit to the meme but it's not even a meme anymore!!! It's fucking psychotic right now! What the hell possesses someone to dedicate posts on the daily to one single person just because of his ass. Honestly it's fucking scary. It's scary knowing that someone like you exists. Someone that hops onto a sports image board into a general where people come to discuss BASEBALL and not men's asses and proceeds to post the latter constantly and persistently and quite literally never fucking ending is not in good mental health whatsoever. I wonder what your family thinks of you, I wonder what people around you think of you? I wonder if you're completely open about your psychopathy and say "oh hey I'm the one who posts anthony recker on Yea Forums." Do you think they'd view you like a normal person? No. You're fucking crazy. It's literally psychotic. Just fuck off with this shit already!!

Hey it's me Anthony Recker yeah it's totally me, get some help man this isn't cool man. Gonna sick AJ on you not cool bro

There’s more the one reckerposter. If Godgers or you knock one of out commission, others will rise to take his place. I’ve identified three thus far that are unique.

Where is Godgers? We need him now more than ever.

>Where is Godgers? We need him now more than ever.
Godgers was posting earlier on Tuesday.

Two best from each division:
>Yankees
>Blue Jays
>White Sox
>Tigers
>Astros
>Athletics
>Mets
>(no one else in the NL East, the rest are all kind of shitty)
>Cardinals
>Pirates
>Dodgers
>Giants

so is it possible manfred is juicing the balls for one team on one side of the plate and then not juicing them on the other side to fix games in a much easier way?

kek

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330 million

Philthies kek

It's hot. I'm sweating. Jennifer Aniston can't find true love and there's no baseball.

Addison Russell choking out Julianna Zobrist as he inseminates her!

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He's dark, but he's not nearly dark enough for her tastes

>t's hot. I'm sweating. Jennifer Aniston can't find true love and there's no baseball.
Have you tried watching a season of Friends or at least watching one of Jennifer Aniston’s romantic comedies?

Are there Orcs? Maybe I'll just sit here patiently and wait for baseball to come back.

see: New York Yankees

I'd rather not.

>mfw waiting for baseball to come back

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It fucking hurts

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>t. Quintavius DeShawn LeShaun KeSean Brown

>no one else in the NL East, the rest are all kind of shitty
I kinda like Philly's

>no baseball at all
this is an outrage. manfred can't keep getting away with this

bros we get nintendo switch lite

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>flat brim bad

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>kershit

>FLAT BRIMS!!!

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newmannnn

Jerry.

Yo Jerry check this out it's a shower head i found from some russians. Man Kramer is a busta i remember when he was being chastised for being right.

>flat brim hat bad

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America was better off before.

extremely low effort oc for my /cubs/ bros

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Is that AOC?

>Implying most MLB teams are prepared for a pinch hit pitcher attempting a walk off bunt

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yahoo.com/sports/jeff-mc-neils-first-all-star-game-was-spoiled-by-scoreboards-baffling-error-045309008.html

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left
can't
meme

Based

>he still follows the cringe left right dichotomy
big yikes

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my baseball bros, what am I supposed to watch tonight todistract from the pain

Baez numbers at any count: 289/.324/.556/.880, .361 wOBA, 123 wRC+

Baez numbers at 0-2:.309/.325/.753/1.078, .433 wOBA, 170 wRC+

>make a shit leftist joke
>get called out for it being shit
>yikes from me

oof

Cubby wubby can haz baez?

cuh-ringe

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Wait til he sees the windy city

Urg..

>>>/reddit/

>Jon Lester, who sets an MLB Record by going Hitless in 1st 58 At-Bats because he spent 9 years in the baby league before coming to the national league
>Managed to get his shit together and learned how to hit and bunt.
>All this talk of a universal DH
Fuck that shit

He also has more HR in a 0-2 or 1-2 count than the combined lineups of any other team.

The right is to stupid to know what a meme is.
Also, Trump is a pussy for not throwing a first pitch since becoming president.
Can the man baby not handle a few boos?

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Now look at his career splits instead of 38 plate appearances.

???
He has 4 0-2 and 2 1-2 homers
The twins have 12 and 11 respectively
I think someone fed you some bullshit and you took it at face value.

Cubs fans are retarded, don't bother reading their posts

???
twitter.com/MLBRandomStats/status/1142899413817462785
twitter.com/MLBRandomStats/status/1142900551539142658
Quick find a technicality for your damage control.

After falling behind 0-2 is not the same as "in a 0-2 or 1-2 count." You misspoke.

what did you mean by this?

they should eliminate gloves

schwarbie!!!!!!!!!!!

Pirates

based and dubs

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And there's the damage control.

>tell a lie
>get corrected
>DAMAGE CONTROL!!!
Okay.

>Nitpick a technicality
>Goes into damage control when called out
>Needs to use caplocks because he's cornered
Okay

It's not a technicality, it's completely different stats. He has 38 plate appearances on an 0-2 count, but 83 AFTER an 0-2 count. That's a huge difference. Also 9 teams is not the same as 29 teams.

Nice technicality you got there, but it doesn't change the facts.

>LP: C. Kershaw

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Why can't we have hockey style fights? Rushing the mound just isn't enough for me.

go yankees

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I honestly had no idea

We might get one in the next Cubs and Pirates game after the Pirates kept throwing at the Cubs and tried tor maim their best player and then tried to kill one of their young guys.
youtube.com/watch?v=OyQPdFgm40c

If there's going to be a benches clearing brawl, it's going to be a pirate hitter charging the mound.

Thanks for reminding me. I gotta watch that match.

Musgrove is a big boy. I wouldn't want to be in his way.

>a yellow p
>yellow pee
>Pissburgh

Astros desu

>cusb

Does this team still exist? I swear I haven't seen their name mentioned anywhere in the last year

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You must not have been here when they way over paid for a non hustling 3rd baseman with a short fuse who swears he's a SS.

where were you during Paddackmania?

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Every April, there's a metric fuckton of >mest fans on /mlb/ planning their WS parade but by June they're all >yaks fans,
That's some sad but funny shit right there.

mad at machaddy? lol seethe lil guy.

lies. no mest fan would ever pretend to be a yankees fan and vice versa. mest backup team is the red cux. gain a clue nigga.

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syndergaard to the daddies!!!!!
@kenrosenthal

Cough cough
Ahem
Cough

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And this abomination?

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I just crunched the numbers, and with 2 strikes during night games on Tuesdays Baez hits more home runs than any other currently active Puerto Rican utility player.

Just woke up how are my dodgers doing?

By my calculations , on track to lose a third straight World Series

thanks

>me gusta beisbol. doyers. doyers.

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>LP: C. Kershaw

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has there ever been a pitcher as anti-clutch as Kershaw? every big game he shits himself, it's very pathetic to see

>literally such a casual that he didnt hear about at the time the largest FA signing in north American sports history

Dont let the autism hit you on the way out

He's like Lucas Giolito, but with actual pitching talent.

No, he's the least clutch player of all time, including position players

I'm not going to make it for two more days of no baseball bros

Go Yea Forumsstros see you tomorrow rags

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You can watch the AAA allstar game in like 10 minutes on MLBN

Reminder that the NL manager for the asg is a hack that sent out his own pitchers instead of more deserving all stars and they all got btfo (3 IP 5 hits 2ER)

Good for an ERA of 6 and a WHIP of 1.66

Add this to the fact that the Dodgers have a pedestrian record away from Dodger Stadium, I don't see any way that theu win the NL this year. It's just unfeasable

Wow. An Error-athon.

Apologize to Gallie.

Bow down on your knees and beg for forgiveness.

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F

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Based Gallie

Gallie gang is 2 sick

these twisted motherfuckers!!

F

This is fucked up

>didnt even pitch kirby Yates

If Andy green was a good manager he'd use this as motivation to wreak havoc in the 2nd half. Too bad hes garbage

photoshop schwarbie in as gallie's sidekick
also hample

hample and schwarbie are the two most notable members of the gallie gang

There's baseball on right now you nerds. AAA all star game.

lmao this, but put angel hernandez in there as an in-joke for old old oldfags

fuck off retard

put NYAN CAT in this pic for the win & lulz

B&R

youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4

>Orioles
>Hope Mancini or Means don’t get hurt

My bad

My bad dogg

I messed up

The Los Angeles Dodgers got their name from their days in Brooklyn, where people would often have to dodge train cars. Their name soon mutated into the "Doyers" after the move, as local Chicanos did not know how to pronoune "dge" sounds.

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Dodgers piss me off

SODGERS

kek

schwarbie owns ya

Yes seethe at my astros yes pls oh gallo? what about him?

there goes old Joey Gallie going home say HEY gallie gallie gallie OHH gallie gallie gallie WHOA gallie HEY gallie GO gallie GO HOME Joey Gallo GO!

Post moar thickk

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SCHWARBED.us.gov

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Nurse Ratched's coming around with our dope soon bros, we're gonna get dosed and play some grab ass before lights out

Joey gallo sucks scharber sucks bauer sucks

Kchem... uhm... Bauer is based

here you go based gallie ganger

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I mean it

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Alright, this is based.

omigosh

satania is in a seeth!

>be houston
>lose

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they keep thinking they have a bright future, but they will always be shit

>be /mlb/
>seethe

Houspie is run amok

A classic

Can't wait til the Cowboys win the Series

sorry I'll calm down

I just gotta cool it

I don't know about you but i like having baseball a day before everyone else. Like tomorrow

im here but not often in this genny. yall just suck with memes compared to /hoc/

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youtube.com/watch?v=81B7mgFJRyE

why do all baseball players have fat asses is it because they do no cardio

/hoc/ kek mest

Which player specifically has a fat ass, in your opinion?

baseball

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about half of them, i suspect they have big asses because of the juice

What do you suspect this player in particular is taking? Where, and why?

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juice up the butt so he can hit yams

Which players do you personally suspect take juice up the butt?

A "pull" hitter?

these vocaroo assholes

t. knows nothing about new york sports
mest fans would never flip flop and become yankees fans most of them hate the yankees more than teams in their own division

*blocks your path*

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kiss the rings!!!!!!!!

I had no idea

give em the kissies already!

This. In basically every case, fans of one NYC team detest the counterpart; yankees and mets don't like each other, jets and giants don't either, etc. Also, if people like one team, you can also usually guess who they like in the other sports - it's almost always either yankeesgiants/rangers/knicks, or mets/jets/islanders/nets (with devils usually replacing isles if the fan is in NJ)

t. grew up in Jersey, currently live on Long Island

t. mets fans in april before the collapse

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>mest

mest?

im a yankees fan dumb nigger

Yeah now

nobody does that though. you chose the mets you stay with the mets. you chose the yankees you stay with the yankees. those people who switch are spineless. i'll stay a mets fan even if they find a way to constantly kick me in the dick

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I'm actually a fan of DA OREOOOOOS

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>mets collapse all fans disappear
>yankees fans suddenly out of nowhere
This is not a coincidence.

t. mest fan since 2015 october

because mets fans dont post here that often and yankee fans just come in and want to wave their dicks? rocket science! nobody complains when angels fans evaporate and doyers fans are everywhere
lifelong mets fan since I was born. never switched and I stayed faithful. been through shit since the 2006 NLCS

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>NY metro
>Baltimore fan
nigga what

can't argue with my trips,2015 mest fan

now this is quality original content creation

My dad is from Baltimore and he's the guy that got me into baseball. People do move, user.

your trips mean shit retard

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neither does your terrible taste

Cuh

RIIIINGE

holy based!

>angels fans

Stay strong fellow O's bro. Orioles are going to win the World Series in 2023.

Clayton go to bed

yeah they exist I know.

>I enjoy watching both teams get 4-6 free outs every game
>ITS SO EXCITING

>free outs
>he'd rather have some fat fuck stay on the roster just to be le big home run man

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I was in California this past week to visit family - specifically Long Beach and Orange County - and I was a little struck by how many people were wearing Angels merch. Think I saw more than Dodgers, weirdly enough. Maybe it was just because of proximity to Anaheim?

omg its gallie and schwarbie im so happy

yay

Got an excellent OP cooked up for the next thread lads

New Yorkers look like THIS?

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Just beat it to some hentai, what did I miss?

I thoroughly enjoyed this
Thank you for the nostalgia user

My threesome with Meredith and Guerin

This, make the fat man play defense

This girl is still a blue ball cock tease, isn't she?

>This girl
Gonna need a sauce user

New thread claimed for the fatherland.

She hasn't done nudes, it's not worth it user.

>early
shant, this is the real one

>Doyers lose to the Cubs again

>cusb blow their load too early
every time

>Cubs have a ring, and the dodgers don't
Hope you enjoy getting BTFO in the playoffs, again.

>no one posted in the cusb thread
l o l

kek probably exactly what happens when he's in the box

based

>Replying to the bait image and not the baseball part of the post
Everyone is so god danged cringe these days.

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