/cric/ - World Cup

Who /scared/ here?

you can get off /cric/ right now tbeh

not me, it's just a game at the end if the day

mass collective consciousness lad
YOU can literally help them win. Shall be giving energy to PooPealand all day lad. You should too.

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ok here goes hhnngghh \o/

>tenor (1).gif
you can go too m8

fuckit
hate curries
hate septics
love cricket
love NZ

go the fucking black caps

>tfw defender of Seb getting shut down by Seb
dont breh, I like you :(

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;_;

alright, you can stay m8

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best part of tonight's game is it'll start at 3am in Tucson kek kys fatguts

E tō mātou Matua i te rangi
Kia tapu tōu ingoa
Kia tae mai tōu rangatiratanga
Kia meatia tāu e pai ai
Ki runga ki te whenua
Kia rite anō ki to te rangi
Homai ki a mātou āianei
He taro mā mātou mō tēnei rā
Murua o mātou hara
Me mātou hoki e muru nei
I o te hunga e hara ana ki a mātou
Aua hoki mātou e kawea
Kia whakawaia
Engari whakaorangia mātou
I te kino
Nou hoki te rangatiratanga
Te Kaha me te kōroria
Ake ake
Amine

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Sending the Black Caps my energy lads.

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>being this much of a brainlet

where did you get my picture

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someone post the /cric/ boomer vs zoomer memes

AND WHO WOULD HAVE EVER THOUGHT INDIA WOULD COLLAPSE FOR A TOTAL OF 110
IM ABSOLUTELY SPEECHLESS

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>110
Wasn't it 92?

>best part of tonight's game is it'll start at 3am in Tucson kek kys fatguts

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We're long lost twins m8.

Davis and Travis Lomu

bro it is shakib

\o/

\o/

~~~~~~

DON'T JINX IT

B&R

Looks like Shaheen Afridi

highly recommend filtering american flags lads it improves the experience of /cric/ immeasurably

New Zealand will win

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shan't be clicking on the + lads

Based

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one of my favorites if i'm elite honest

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Ok, this is based

bump, courtesy of /hoc/

Fuck up sebbo you piece of shit, go to bed already you cunt

>alchy locks and zachy are the same person
HOWLING at this freshie

Yawn. Let me know when the t20s start

true story.

imagine thinking they aren't

one of my favorite memes

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depriving him of attention really got under his skin lads

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>freshie still thinks they are the same
Based

semi finals looms

yep, definitely smells like vaseline itt

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>l-look at me! i filtered the americans haha! why isn’t anyone laughing yet?
state of that cunt

Wonder if this will get a 6 panel yawn fest or an unfunny greentext? Not that I'll ever see it.

nannied by Yea Forums ahahahahahaahahahahahahah

>i-i-i'm really not looking at his posts lads
>and this d-d-definitely isn't a shadow (you) either!
based me

>get ignored
>spazz out
love this episode.
Josh-esque in its patheticness.

interesting how one man saying he filtered americans triggered this meltdown

reckon I might take the filterpill too

hope we lose via rain.
fitting end.

gonna preemptively post this one lads

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just got 4chanx and filtered US too. feels good.

>get ignored
>spazz out
>love this episode.
>Josh-esque in its patheticness.

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What did ⊞Anonymous∨ mean by this?

>just got 4chanx and filtered US too. feels good.

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half and half here lads, just calling in from /heem/
you better be supporting eachother cunts, we're basically bros separated by a ditch.
Go you PooPealanders

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Do it

/heem/ who?

>half and half here lads, just calling in from /heem/
>you better be supporting eachother cunts, we're basically bros separated by a ditch.
>Go you PooPealanders

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>/heem/

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>crux tattoo
do austrarians really do this?

hah hah cricket like chirp chirp amirite

post more screenshots, everyone forgot that you filtered us. eventually someone’s gonna find it funny, right?

bogans all have one

yeah m8 go the ANZACs

grim

/heem/ (You)

*heems you*
heh

whatever happens, it'd be nice if the kiwis, Aussies, poms and curries could just enjoy the semis together and be good sports and mates for a couple if days. fuck non-cricketing nations, stop feeding it attention.

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kidding arent you cunt
you curries all put that fuckin dot on your foreheads lmao
based southern cross hijacked by bogans will never lose its place in the sky

EASY WIN LADS

my plan

sorry
*Englishmen and Indians

yikes

No idea mate, didn't open it.

wallop racism for a whopper m8

>bogan lingo
Grim stuff

might pop down to hjs and grab a whopper

See you ill in the nzcric whatsapp, this thread is fucking grim.

Don't care who wins now desu

mid-sleep linky bla x
bbc.com/news/av/world-asia-india-48672328/is-this-south-korea-s-sachin-tendulkar

I had BK on Sat night and it was fucking awful

yeah m8 nice meme posted in there earlier, had some laughs

be there later m8

haven't been for years hoping it's as good as I remember

predicting it'll be garbage. Carls Jr is where it's at m8. although ideally burger fuel.

youtube.com/watch?v=zVch_PK7SOY

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DONT MESS WITH ME BLAD I MIGHT STING YA

The semi-final winning new zealand

God won't let us win because we let that Aussie lad shoot all those Indians in Chch

youtube.com/watch?v=wmin5WkOuPw

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predicting a result tonight

THE TABLE TOPPING, POOPEE CRUSHING HINDUSTANIS!

THE TABLE BOTTOMING, FOREVER CHOKING, QUALIFYING BY TECHNICALITY POOPPEEELANDIANS

NZ's chances deader than based Keith

Does rain loom?

looming for Australia v England

maybe with that attitude

UPDATE| "Cloudy with outbreaks of rain through much of the day. During the afternoon, there is a chance that the rain will ease of for a time, but will likely intensify again later."

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here cop this attitude

*farts*

oh nononononono

>light rain forecasted throughout the day
yikes

exposed curries
Hows Sydney today lads?

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Pretty good actually

espncricinfo.com/video/clip?id=27148971

>good
>train stations filled with browns and yellows
>streets filled with browns and yellows
>2 degrees at midday
>nobody is friendly
yeah thinking that's a big one m8

Which Sydneysider bullied you lad?

yikes

yikesing at your yikes

love sydney
love melbourne
love perth
love adelaide
love hobart
hate brisbane

simple as that

Used to live there mate, slowly saw browns and yellows taking over everything and bringing along with it their subhuman morals and ways.
Bloke used to help someone who fell over, subhumans just walk all over each other.
high rise, shitty infrastructure and a government hellbent on cheap labour for their biggest donaters are ensuring the trend continues.
Sydneys a shithole bud, the only people who like it are subhumans used to living on top of each other and north shore whites hiding in their (soon to be exposed) bubble.
shame

Hi, newcomers to /cric/! It seems you have stumbled upon our nifty old sport.
You're probably wondering: what the hell are these guys in whites doing? Why are they playing with a paddle? Is this a new meme? But did you know that cricket has been played for over 200 years? Wow! That's really something. Here's something that might help you understand the game more:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laws_for_Big_Strong_Americans

And while you're here, it's best if we introduce you to some of /cric/'s finest memes so you don't feel left out :) Here are a few of the classics:

>Is David Warner related to Shane Warner?
Referring to 2 famous Australian cricketers, this is a humorous play on words of current Australian batsman David Warner and Australian spin legend Shane Warne (spin is a form of bowling that you'll come to know and love).
The similar personalities of the two players also makes this amusing, as it's likely that they are probably related!

>Will Smith score a century?
Another delightful play on words. Here we're referring to current Australian captain Steven Smith, and the question is whether he'll score a century. However, this question is always answered with "Will Smith is an actor m8", a reference to popular African-American actor Will Smith, someone I'm sure you're familiar with!

>Daniel
Daniel is a cricket fan from New Zealand well known for his idiosyncrasies, such as his worship of progressive rock, the English County Championship and infatuation with average Slavic girls (surely a step down from the babes you have in Europe or America, haha).
It is common to reply to New Zealander posts with "hi daniel", as a reference to /cric/'s most popular Kiwi.

>Holly or Ellyse?
This is an ongoing debate as to who is the better looking female cricketer: Australia's Holly Ferling and Ellyse Perry (who represents Australia in both cricket and soccer - wow!)

There's so much more in /cric/ to offer! Stick around!

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>loving poodney
>loving poobourne
>loving poorth
>loving poodelaide
>loving poofart
>hating GODsbane
cringe

hi daniel

based sydney lads

*curries/chinks/mudslimes

almost did my PhD at UNSW
not even kidding

Where do you live?

Really needs updating

love sydney

BASED contrarian mong

regardless of the outcome of this match cricket will be the ultimate winner lads

based sebbo
proud of you for not going there desu

Australia, guest.

big brained bla x

Nah itll be bad if india win

So true

bro it is shakib

Nice

It is my college

tabla x

Just here to re-state that it's going to be terribly one sided match.

NZ will either bowled out under 200 and lose by 7 wickets or they'll chase 350 and lose by 70 runs.

fucking english

^a terribly one sided
^be bowled out

shouldn't shitpost while reading German philosophy

They can't rely on Kane again

I read his interview he says he still regrets because it was against spirit of the game.

>they

Guppy's getting a double tonne lads.

>unironically might rain again
okay this is frickin epic lads

youtube.com/watch?v=-qj1u_4sfoI
youtube.com/watch?v=f8zEEM2hE-k
Match looms

if nz win tonight, aus have to go through
literally nobody wants to watch a nz vs eng final

India dodging us again. Total cowards

Reckon kiwis and English will

Indian's love dodging getting wet

ian chappell seemed pretty unrepentant in the channel 7 doco

or greg chappell, whichever one of those fuckers it was

are ya nervous lads ;)

anyone got the starting XI?

A bit

how did we get stuck with this fatcunt sebbo? i missed that chapter of /cric/ where people started giving a fuck about /hoc/

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feeds off attention
gets constant attention here

he's not from /hoc/
came about a year back

don't reckon i ever posted in /hoc/ before coming here la. i'm a /cric/ original.

been here about 18 months already la
gonna give daniel a run for his money
soon the copypasta will only talk about me, and the general will be known as /seb/
will be a muscular and elite timeline

fatguts is from heem

yeah that's it, just keep feeding the cunt attention. fantastic stuff. great thread.

After India wins this WC all you white boys should just stick to rugby or whatever the fuck you play.

Game looms

Really not a fan of this racism right here. Please stop.

LOVE these shadow (you)'s if i'm really honest lad
have gotten to the point that i enjoy them more than direct (you)'s given they're always so fucking salty

fucking this. And you dumb cunts wonder why 90% of us stopped posting here for 6 months.

based idea

or, NZ and Aus could just win the rugby and cricket world cups respectively and leave you seething in your own filth.

what beer should i get lads

more likely it's because your ISPs have blocked the site kek

Coopers, the red one

emersons pilsner

if you're a virgin: stella artois
if you're a chad: vic

was drinking that on sat.
good drop.

Bit racist

It is not racism if it is against whites.
Not this time.

me?? only been posting somewhat regularly since last year. it was by accident that discovered this place too -- noticed someone posting about the Disintegration album by The Cure and I mistook it for the Disintegration Loops album by William Basinski!! silly me innit bla
but the rest is history, as they say x

little creatures pale ale

hit india for six lads

>nz india game rained out twice in the tournament
what did they mean by this?

mfw dagganoth kings task and then watching the BLACKCAPS win the cricky
cosy evening on the cards

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water mate

only pilsner i like tb h

thicc

with Asian gf?

soup.

...

no its a snorlax plushy

sebbo on the news lads

grim

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why isn't shakib the captain?

kiwi is right
everyone should ignore him
shan't mention him ever again

bro

what channel la

rules 1-3 were established for a reason and summarily ignored.

it is shakib bro

kane is cute in an autistic kind of way, virat looks like he sat next to you in math and showed you family guy clips on his phone

Virat the incel

bro....shakib it is

cwc
ashes
rwc
aussie rules
wimbledon

good bit of sport on lads

glad i preemptively posted it:

meta posting is the worst thing about generals.

why isn't shakib the captain bros?

>cwc
cringe
>ashes
based
>rwc
yikes
>aussie rules
yuck
>wimbledon
have sex

why isn't shakib the captain bros?

why isn't shakib the captain bros?

trying to discuss shakib in here feels like trying to start a simpsons thread on Yea Forums

Ashes in England or Oz?

but bro it is shakib

bro it is shakib

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isn't mashrafe an elected politician now lmao

Ashes on the moon

always perplexing as to why Symonds took the monkey insults so badly considering literally every Indian player looks far more like a monkey than he ever will.

englel

wish there was an R symbol in cricket so this could be byes R dot ball (bRO)

ah cool, the 10pm starts and rain will be amazing

Business idea: R for run outs

since we unironically started pandering to 'big strong americans'

please watch aussie rules football

fuck up macaulayputra

even better here, 3:30pm starts can watch 2 sessions everyday

he browses a million generals across Yea Forums and they all hate him

dogshit WC
2015 was the best

Who?

1 2 3

This

agree except for the grim final.

haven't posted on or browsed Yea Forums since the split m8
for me it's 4channel for life

fuck Americans in Commonwealth threads. ignore them. start now.

2011 desu

seething

youtube.com/watch?v=7ivYdEIa220

This match was way better than the final even though >we lost. Too bad I can't find the full highlights for it.

absolute banger.
nothing like it this WC.

...

based me living in the antipoodeans' heads rent free for over 18 months
just try to evict me boys

BASED BANE tbeh

that NZ v RSA semi was a blinder too

at maccas
can't afford a shout sorry boys

great world cup
2011 too
remember broad going for six sizes and Ireland win jng

Do McDonald's in Australia do bacon rolls

Yes, but they call it a Royale wi bacon

What about pies? Royale with pastry?

Get that prmitive nigger crap off this thread

>act like a nigger
>call others primitive
lul

Royale wi steak n' cheese

cool it with the racism

WOAH
show racial discrimination the full face of the bat m8

Madoka WILL save /cric/.

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for me it's the cheesy bacon fries

shouldnt you be on nauru or manus island?

I'm in based melbourne mate

>poobourne
>thinks banter is racism
checks out

shut the FUCK up

ooooooo a direct(you)
just came a bit lads

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Sheeeeiiit

i dont think i will leave the house today or get out of my payamas

Is this a pulp fiction reference?

more like 183

emailing this garbage to jacky lads

No I just made it up.

Nice plan, I'm stealing it for tomorrow

more like 1,2,pee

pleasantly surprised 9 gem has this game on tonight lads
was expecting them to be full cazzie and not show even finals if australia aren't involved

love cricket
hate shitty, low bandwidth streams

after your country's WC effort, you should never leave your home again.

This is on the cards lads
espncricinfo.com/series/8039/scorecard/65281/india-vs-new-zealand-7th-super-icc-world-cup-2002-03

ah good

here's a stream m8

*shits on you*
oops wrong one

got stitched up lads

what's a good recent album lads, something from the last few months

>wanked twice in two hours
grim

If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.

state

rain looming or what?

i dont care. we beat australia and aus is gonna win the cup so logically we are the actual winners

*puts extra pressure on guptill*

>"Cloudy, overcast, but not cold, not much breeze,"

Fair.

where the FUCK can I see the teams ffs

toss in an hour lad

nah just had one cheers

not official until after the toss i think

shall be supporting my indians friends today

same
seething peewee fucked it up for his side by offending me

grim

glad theres no fat cunts jinxing our team by bandwagoning them lads

glad our Aussie cuzzies support us though

rules

lads

LADS

nowt against you kiwis like, but i have to show love for the indian lads at work

three tins down
getting on the piss tonight

Hello yes I am here now.

BANE top kiwi run scorer paying 3.20 lads, book the limosuine.

Nothing, it’s been a grim year for music so far

father of the bride by vampire weekend is solid if you like that genre
harmony hall and stranger are the best ones lad

just saying in general, if there were any fat irrelevant cazzies around, really would want them against us not for us

supporting kiwis all the way lad, like actually unironically :)

based

Is it true that Pakistan can still qualify for the semi finals?

yes

weather updates lads?

Trying to limit my drinking, but really wouldn't mind getting munted tonight.

oooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>match snacks
for me it's masala foxnuts

Yes. Decided at the toss.

making a pancake stack with sweetened french toast and icing sugar is pretty elite

>our cricket team is not very good and it annoys everyone
>our rugby team is good and it annoys everyone
honestly, it hurts my feelings sometimes. we just can't win.

grim

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I am here boyos!!!!!!
bring me up to date...

all those grim as fuck nu-male beards trying to hide their complete lack of jawline.

kinda glad the wallabias get BTFO regularly 2bh

*looms*

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you sound fat.

oxtail is in the slow cooker. there is almost nothing that beats oxtail stew on a cold day

It's because Kohli grew one and now everyone else has to fall in line.

oh nonononononono

Reckon actual food might beat that tttt.

the word loom is thrown around a lot these days, but boy, that rain is looming. just look at those figures.

Having oxtail and mash for dinner in a few days too m8.

>78% humidity
>90% cloud cover
swing also looms

more like they're all gay for him

reckon that might be of aid to our swing bowlers

yes maybe they could swing the ball around that fact that it will bd raining.

We have more than one?

>we'll have a bowl thanks

that'd be a joy to behold

>ha-haha lads we'll not lose that badly then haha

Haha yes silly
no.

ah yes the world cup winning nathan hauritz

>the virgin richo-seething kiwi cellmate circlejerk
>the chad sebbo-blabla-spouter-joshy alliance

why are you being impolite? we are just here to watch cricket and you interject with your vulgarities and bad faith posting... just leave if you are going to conduct yourself with such a lack of proper decorum.

what times the toss lads

well said m8

translation: [seething intensifies]

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 17 minutes my duder

18 mins

16 minutes

WELL FUCKING WHICH IS IT

Love cricket
simple as

>"The pitch is now under the hover cover," updates Nagraj from Old Trafford.
*inhales*
AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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its back lads
3rd last game

gg India

*stares wistfully at cartoonkiwinzflag.png*
let's hope you've not seen the last of your use, old buddy...

H Y P E

predicting big things ahead for new zealand lads

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GAMON KIWI

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H
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Y
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>The pitch is now under the hover cover

go kiwis

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Calm down doul

this image hasn't aged well

Quote me when the toss happens with the OYEHOYE webm thanks lads

in what way

>rained out semifinal

just grimgland things

controversial statement really, some might beg to differ

>Serves up a 70+ average

rather poorly for multiple reasons tb h

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we still hold the coveted Oye Hoye cup, it's more relevant than ever

Looking forward to losing, should be fun

shall be forwarding this to jacky

So what happens if the match is abandoned?

noone knows

has mummy arden's media blackout purged all memory of "the incident" in your country?

always love a good bit of cricket humiliation

what happened

india nukes ICC headquarters

That's my fetish

yeah
swing your ass back to the land downer underer

it's three times more likely to develop a drug habit in adolescence

>poojeets already got the peewees on the ropes
poothetic honestly. speaks volumes about the kiwis and their defeatist mindset, that’s why you never do well in world tournaments, as opposed to your aussie brothers who thrive in these moments. what went wrong?

we've got this lads

Morning /cric/

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ALMOST TIME

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DARE TO BELIEVE

>we'll have a bowl

WE GOT THIS LADS

>thanks

working tmrw fml

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toss time boys

>we'll have a bat thanks
oh no

fats are just a country of wannabe bloomers, they will never understand

NZ WIN

waey fuck off india

>Daniel Vettori, Ajit Agarkar, Murali Kartik and Graeme Swann are in da house for our flagship show Match Day Live
Yikesing hard at that lineup.

why are kiwis already chimping out?

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having a bat is on the cards

reckon indian batsmen are a bunch of frauds who are going to fold in these conditions

we'll have a bat

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cringedia on already lost watch

Wait you're the paki aint ya

WHAT ARE YOU DOING KANE

Guptill triple incoming

Whats everyone drinking tonight

cum

WINNING

for me it's an NZ v ENG final

t20 is the chase format
odi is the bat first format

yo

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Good lineup.

just a touch of mum's leftover chardonnay. watching my figure

WARNIE! MY MATE!

Morning boobs mcgee

GIN

tea.

Box of rogue hop's and a bottle of bourbon in case they run out

yep

where's pakistan?

how many kiwibros are staying up through the night?

Guppy due a big one
Latham due a big one

Based

Smitty is fucking HYPED lads

covfefe

Kane due a duck

>"good luck to nz batsmen"
>warnie laughs
what did he mean by this?

work tomorrow but if it's kino i'll do my best

Reading /his/ books in his room

POTCH IS A BELTER

suspect many will be taking nightshifts soon

Gin.

Me due a carton of piss to myself

PITCH I MEAN FUCK

So long as I can pace the liquor alright

RARE

not sure though
could be a fucking Afghani

are the covers still on lads?

rob key has done well to get on a job on sky

batsmen that are due:
guptill
nicholls
taylor
latham

im at the ground, covers coming back on

Toil tomorrow so we’ll see.

this is not the game lad

warne's looking rough.

reckon its just one of the lads from /hoc/

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what do you lads reckon would be par score here?

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bit of a power move having a bat first

270

india can chase anything under 300 without breaking a sweat
NZ need 320 imo

odd team for us desu

dont trust anything below 300

need 400

500 is par I'm afraid

Lads put all your money on NZ. This was decided weeks ago. NZ play Eng in the final. got a really high source but can't reveal any details because i could get in BIG trouble.. but trust me put as much money you have on NZ.

getting rid of those wickets early so I can go to bed, based kane

hope Munro is on a plane.
hope he had to buy the ticket. what a bust.

300 would be enough desu

are you lads forgetting this which happened just a few weeks ago?

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was a bit of a joke m8

just had a moment lads
saw Boult finding his 2015 form and destroying India with vicious swing.
probably just a moment

Smiddy LOVES Kane

are india playing in orange today? if so they will lose

>warmup
yikes
what next, simulations on don bradman cricket?

Doully looking dapper af

booting up.

*boots up don bradman cricket*

>no shami
it's like they hate winning.

too bad he's a rank tosser

bradman mind

>god in the dressing room
thats kinda gay ngl

indian selectors are cooked

god is everywhere mate

What should be the gameplan for India and New Zealand lads

what happened to the Cricket19 game that EA were making?

pyjarmy army

i think india should try to take wickets without giving up too many runs and i think new zealand should try score runs without losing wickets

For NZ, score as many runs as possible then stop India from scoring a higher total.

reckon india need to score more runs than nz if they want a chance

so who’s the other opening partner for New Zealand, Henry or Nicholls
And is there any difference between them

sharp analysis lads.

win the toss
since this game is decided, i'm off to bed

STILL haven’t won my pjarmys lads

Na those don't count

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Gin and tonic. Malfy blood orange

I don't understand how Kerry O Keefe is allowed on TV, he legit looks like a corpse and it's quite scary.

What time does this shit start?

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woah I’m seeing double! four tubs!

when it stops raining.

pretty economical from mcshittagan tb h

Anthems on now

thicc

all my firewood’s wet, can’t get warm ffs

she cute and 6 mins

What are we drinking tonight?

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convinced new zealand will want to extend a healthy lead during their innings and prevent india from reaching their total during the subsequent innings

FUCKING KEK

>national anthem in maori
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

which cunts conceded the remaining runs from both teams?

Boult has elite posture

can already feel the on call phone itching

>cruisers

grim

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Non Event

fuck i gotta cum to the nz national anthem

it's too GOAT sorry lads

>kiwi

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new

the old score more runs tactic, might be on the cards given the circumstances

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obese maori paws typed this post

weird

Believe me, I hate myself.

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