2019 HR Derby thread #2

top cake

I'm thinking alonso ain't getting past the next round

pete alonso is good? mest pls

losedian fans in a seeth...

>American League All-Star Game starter Justin Verlander told ESPN on Monday that the balls used in Major League Baseball games this season are "a f---ing joke" and that he believes "100 percent" that the league has implemented juiced balls to increase offense.

>Major League Baseball's turning this game into a joke. They own Rawlings, and you've got Manfred up here saying it might be the way they center the pill. They own the f---ing company. If any other $40 billion company bought out a $400 million company and the product changed dramatically, it's not a guess as to what happened. We all know what happened. Manfred the first time he came in, what'd he say? He said we want more offense. All of a sudden he comes in, the balls are juiced? It's not coincidence. We're not idiots.

espn.com/mlb/story/_/id/27149029/verlander-mlb-juicing-balls-more-offense

so what? vlad jr. has a giant womanly ASS

A full strength fat black man

>1 million dollar prize
>Jew competing
it’s already over goys

Joc vs Acuna final round

Of course they fucking are.

that's because he's dominican

LES GO BAYSEBALL BERDS

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Pete is hot, fuck off

based Verlander

Asses equal power, guts equal garbage

Trips of truth. RIP Alonso.

giant asses = huge power, scouting reports always go in depth on dudes butts

multiple players have said so, commentators have said so, I think coaches have too

its out there. thing is, Manfred doesnt give a fuck about the players opinions (until the strike happens)

I had that in my bracket

holy fucking BASED

I wish this commentating panel was Horatio Sanz, Colin Quinn and a drunk Charles Barkley, we need people to just say sick bizarre shit and make up all the home run metaphors and jokes possible.

JV gonna disappear mysteriously

Uhm excuse me, it’s called launch angles baby

>steps in your path

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>pete alonso rakes in the season
>cant hit shit in glorified batting practice
>vlad jr isnt even at double digit homeruns and sucks overall
>btfos everyone at hr derby
can someone explain this

the worst is that there is lot of proofs, even studies (pic) of it but still MLB seems dont care that people are mad with it

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B+R, naming the MLB Jew

CC is based but guys like him are the exception not the rule.

so if all the balls are juiced (and w/e the fuck coors field does to its balls), parity should still be even right?

Pete's pitcher sucked and they didn't practice together and Vlad practiced BP with his pitcher in toronto

Vlad Jr is a BP babby and Alonso is having his one good year of his career

Manfred is a fucking disaster.

Hitting for average is dead :( it was all a plot to get back at the royals after they boofed the 2015 ASG

Wtf was that interview

Demonstrate your style!

imagine Judge/Stanton with juiced balls

I know Acuna is young but what the fuck, how long has he been in the United States? Learn how to speak English you retard

Honestly should just be 2 rounds. This glorified batting practice gets really boring after a while.

only way they would care is if ratings dropped and they had protracted PR issues, both directly as a result of juiced balls. but they dont - people are willing to live with it, as they did with roids.
it'll be interesting if the MLBPA puts it on the table in the next few years

Pedro should be pitching.

Imagine...an absolute undeniable irresistible unit throwing leather-bound rocks at you.

fat piece of shit

2017 playoffs killed baseball for me a little bit, Astros were hitting solo homeruns like singles

Vladdy's pitcher is by far the best

Based Vlad

Joc's fucked

Muricans care nonstop about HRs more than technical baseball

no wonder manfraid pushed for it

I don't think it's something the MLBPA will address. Half their players hate the juiced balls (pitchers) while the other half love them (position players) so it's a wash.

one in every 20 pitches should be explosive

>twitter.com/Jacob_Resnick/status/1148383432378126336
why doesn't america appreciate bunting

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damn these base players are fake generics...

that whole "Contact" thing the royals had definitely had a big hand in manfred choosing to juice the balls. Cant have small markets dominate

V L A D I T O
L
A
D
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Good God

>ywn be a teenage derby ballboy and flirt with a tomboy loli and both of you masturbate to the thought of each other being interested

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Acuña's pitcher was good too

but the cores look the same, size and color

Holy shit

This. Home runs are literally the only reason people think Alonso is ROTY

The ball isn’t even coming close to landing before he gets pitched

God damn he doesn't stop

BASED VLAD KILLING ALL THESE PEOPLE GET THEM OFF THE FUCKING FIELD

VLAD EVERY ROUND OR ELSE IMPEACH MANFRED

>Scherzer: “I'm not going to cry about juiced baseballs”. Max Scherzer says he can't feel any difference in the baseball and explains that it doesn't matter to him if the balls are juiced or not.

the virgin verlander
the chad scherzer

that, and he plays in NY

VLADDIE VLADDIE VLADDIE VLADDIE VLADDIE VLADDIE

Kino

thicc niggas inc.

vladdie owns ya

Damn Vlad that was Based

that just means the jew got to scherzer

Is he really gonna fucking do it

didn't they get rid of that rule because everyone broke it

DOC MARTEN STOMP

VLADDIE ROCKING IT

This is going to be the high point of Vlad Jrs career lmao

Its frustrating because it was much better baseball than just watching them hit golf balls out of the stadium

Has a kid in the outfielder EVER caught a ball? All these years and I'm pretty sure I've never seen it once.

joc is totally fucked

I pray to god Vladdy isn't gassed in the finals and gets cucked like Hamilton did

Was going to say that too. Shits disgusting

They should also have tehse guys hit golf balls, racquetballs, tennis balls, etc

a fun thing on home run derby night, baseballs suck

FUCK

>Canadians are winning Hockey and the World Series

HE GOT KEKED BY THE WALL LOL

IRON
CLAD
VLAD

he's hitting it with the ball in the air still

Judge didn't get to do that

how are juiced balls even real nigga just strike me out lmao

JUST MISSED IT

How can whitebois even compete with this?

holy SHIT

Thank you Vlad this would have been dildos without you.

they should have a multiball round

But homeruns are fun! Don't you like fun user?

Shit would be lit

I agree. The royals played entertaining baseball, and I'm a yanks fan. Giants played the same type of style, and they werent moving the needle on a national level by 2014

>golf balls

that's how you hurt someone and get sued

the jew gonna hit 35 hrs

asians are masters of bunting art, even japs felt it

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Kid caught one of Acuna's in center first round

small ball is best ball

JOC IS GOING TO DO IT

So we're all in agreement that Vlad's on roids, right?

that kid got nailed

You guys think the players cork their bats too for the derby?

>baseballs suck
Baseballs own

>The Blue Jays are 24.5 games back and I just really obviously don't pay enough attention to baseball

the actual ones are darker
if i an not mistaken they had become less dense and lighter than old balls

JOC

JOC’D

Vlad Jr. getting palpitations

what about him being top 10 in WAR in baseball retard

Based af fuck Zoolander

when i was a kid is used to make pocket change by collecting golf balls in a cemetery that had been launched over the driving range fence and returning them to the range

that fucking range stayed open late
i still have nightmares

the golden jew might get close to Vladdy

joc on pace

Oh SHIT J O C MIGHT DO IT

Yung Joc: meet me at the park
It's going down

>mlb felt it
fixed

Based Joc not giving up

Vlad Jr looking nervous lmao

Your average dodgers fan is full of onions eh

vlad ball is juiced
joc ball is jewsed

Let's go JOC!

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the juiced balls robbed vlad of his 30

Roids + juiced balls, mlb is going out to try and recapture the hype of the 90s

>plays first base
>hits home runs

Wow dude ez WAR

You realize all the ballboys and girls are boys and girls clubs members and therefore have shitty lives

Joc to choke from ball 23 on, digits confirm

Scherzer can say that because he's better than Verlander

Umm wtf? Judge had to wait until the ball landed to bat again?

Joc’s homeruns are far more impressive

HERE COMES JOC

Holy fucking shit! He's going to get Vlady out

your average dodger fans on Yea Forums are avid twitch stream watchers, so yea

Joc's pitcher got tired

They didn’t count the foul pole homerun

imagine how many Joc would have if he wasn't getting pitched inside

In middle school my friends and I played dodge ball with golf balls.

HE'S GOING TO DO IT

JOC IS GONNA FUCKIN DO IT

IT MUST BE CLIMATE CHANGE

JOC'ED

JOC!

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why not just limit the ball amount instead of timer

HE'S GONNA DO IT

jooooocc

Holy shit this is awesome.

joc getting at least 30 boys

Anyone see that dodgers fan? yeah that's what they look like. Literally a virgin

i really hate this Satania poster

Nah they're full of beans :^)

JEWC WAS ROBBED

JOC’D

>joc and vlad gas themselves and hand the derby to fatty and junior from the NL Least

yeah its real easy to hit .280 AND hit for power in the first three months of your career lol
so many guys do it!

jews are the masterrace

Do it for Israel Joc.

Based retard.

TIED

FAKE AND GAY

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA FAGGOT

>the balls are a bit jumpy
REALLY NOW!?

I swear it used to be done by outs. Once you hit 10(?) in the park your turn was over. Do they not do that anymore or did I just imagine that?

HOLY SHIT

He lost

joc kinda choked there. Shouldve hit at least 3 with 30 seconds

SWING OFF

What a fucking round

BASED JOC!!!!!!

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Holy FUCK LADS

THIS IS CRAZY

way2go joc

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ROBBED THEY CUT HIM OFF SHORT

what happens if they tie?

they fight each other with bats in hand?

L'CHAIM

MEMERRO IS CANCELLED

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>rigging it for Vlad Jr. hype baby

IT'S A FUCKING TIE HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE BEST

MLB is the new WWE scripted and fake af

Yeah like I said all he does is hit HR's lmao

So what happens if the dodgers lose another world series? do we get rid of anime on Yea Forums?

mlb robbed the jew

what kind of jackass is running that scoreboard?

>that downy

>the fucking HR Derby is a top 3 sporting event of the year now WTF

they used to yeah. 10 outs and you're done. now it's 4 minutes plus bonus 30 seconds if you get two 440+ft dingers.

>jewing him out with a fake number so he thought he already won and stopped swinging

SUCK OUR DICKS

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Fixed

The script is to launch vlad jr into stardom

thats how it was. with the golden charity ball.

Reminder the Mets are primed for a 2nd half resurgence

Regardless of who wins, Josh Hamilton loses

That alone makes this HR Derby the GOAT Derby

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BASED JOC

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>espn trying to sell us on the dingerball meme
gross

That ball is really juicy.

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Redpill me on juiced balls and their relation to the absurd amount of home runs this season.

Is this another deflategate?

r i g g e d

whats the point of bonus time if everyone gets it besides manlets

>average_dodgers_fan.png

Vlad Jr is so fucking good

Shit’s rigged

BIG MAC ATTACK

MYA-NEE!!

>the balls aren't juiced

Vlad Goatrerro

Weeding manlets out

Number 6 will be special

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Swinging the bat that many times in rapid succession is fucking tiring.

The charity ball is the only thing they should've kept

Rigged for Vladfat

more like number 2 for my astros

how was it a tie when Joc had 30?

Nah, this is worse
This is like the NBA/MLS/NFL changing the mechanics of their ball completely because they like the """""most exciting""""" part of their sport

...he's good at the home run derby, yes. He still isnt a top 50 player in this league

nah

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Tie breaker should be one batter in each box, one pitch thrown. Good luck.

More like juiced players and everybody is playing dumb saying the balls are juiced, they played this same game in the late 90s

Yeah I thought he hit 30

laugh them back to brooklyn

cmon jew boy win for israel

youtube.com/watch?v=Rj-Q-cgG70I
BEISBOLL BIRDS!

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Cute desu

>kerchoke

well nfl eliminated defense so there's no need to change the football

wypipo love the salty taste

Cmon joc

So are they going to give Joc the same amount of time to rest that Vlad had?

Reminder Bust Jr. is sitting at 98 WRC+ while freddie fucking galvis is outslugging him on his own team

It was an (((accident))) goy

JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC JOC

ANOTHER TIE FUCK OFF

AGAIN?!

COME ON JEW DUDE

lol

he will be a mvp candidate one day. Just not this season

ANOTHER TIE

K I N O
I
N
O

BUZZER BEATER

JOC'D

HOLY FUCK WHAT IS HAPPENING

SWING OFF

SWING OFF LADS

Wew

Confirmed shootout based af

they're really milking this one

HAPPENING

HEROIC

ANCIENT SECRET JEW POWERS ACTIVATED

Someone's gonna blow out a should tonight

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

Holy fuck

K I N O
I
N
O

LADS THIS WAS DEFINITELY 38 WTF

ANOTHER TIE HOLY SHIT THIS IS HISTORICAL

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HOLY SHIT

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OH MY GOD

I fucking love you joc

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don't worry you will forget about this in 2 days

>revenge for the warriors and lakers

tay salty wypipo...stay salty

based NL dabbing on AL shitters

WEW LADS

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fatboy looks gassed can he do it

Each side has advantages. Vlad got more time to rest for OT, but he also didn't know a number of home runs he had to beat like the guy who goes second. That caused him to burn a ton of unnecessary energy in the first round when he ended up hitting a lot more home runs than the guy who went second.

HOLY SHIIIIIIIIT!!!11!!!

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AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

benuldies

I WONDER WHO IS BEHIND THIS 'MIRACLE' COMEBACK

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nah

not even white. puerto rican

CHOKE

this sucks ass why is baseball so soulless

JOCJOCJOCJOCJOCJOCJOCJOC

jews are winners spic gonna get loser

It's over

so what are you all eating for this thing?

Joc should just take 10 pitches right here so he can rest

Is Verlander SEETHING right now?

MAD VLAD

JOC IS SCHLOC

trump

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they already have 6 retard

>media jews trying to push the vlad meme
>vlad goes against their guy
>tie tie tie tie tie
Pure coinkydink

Wine and pizza

ANOTHER FUCKING TIE

NOOOOOOOOOO JOC SWUNG AT A SHIT PITCH

THREE FUCKING TIES

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

HOLY SHIT

HOLY COW BROS

JESUS CHRIST

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WTF

>staying up my past bedtime for a fucking hr derby
reeeeeeeeeeeee

FREE

BASEBALL

lol

ANOTHER ONE

lmao

foul

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Sweet bleeding Christ

IT NEVER ENDS

JESUS CHRIST

ROOOUUUUND TWO

>I rate championships won in a different city

FIRST BATTER TO DESTROY HIS SHOULDER LOSES

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
THIS IS THE BEST

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This makes the finals so anticlimactic

Joc blew it

Dodgers players really don't know how to finish shit FUCK

Is this HR derby GOAT?

VAMOS

more entertainment. yaaasss. plz keep failing. :^)

win this for the retard...let the retard win

youtube.com/watch?v=fYpx8oDMQBU

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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who ever wins this should just take the trophy.
goodness.

>raised on rice beans and plantains
Based

Alonso/Acuna confirmed winner, no way these guys aren't gassed as fuck

let the tards play

Nice

>being a relocation cuck

ok just end it after this

don't need anticlimax of the winner of these two being too tired to compete against the other semi winner

fuck you fro being right again

DODGERS LOSE AGAIN KEK KEK KEK KEK

WITH JEWS YOU LOSE

CANADA WINS AGAIN

remember fans this is all pure coincidence

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

it's ogre

He fucking choked

GET FUCKED JEWS

WAR GOD!

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lol another Dodger can't finish the job

wtf is on his neck, is that some matrix shit?

RIP

Whens the special HRB?

THEY EVEN CHOKE IN THE HRD AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

this script lmao, i bet y'all like wrestling too

My guy!

thats my little vladdy right there

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JUST LIKE THE WORLD SERIES KEK!!

Judge would bootyblast all these scrubs

that's basically the finals.

Proud of him desu
gg vlad

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Based Vlad

vlad is fat as fuck

Finally.

LET HIM BREATH

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>never seen a jerk off such ass this, let alone 2 of them !!! :000

CHOKE PEDERSON HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Aw fuck

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Based seeing Doyers and Meme Jr. go through all this just to lose

Acuna's gonna mash 28. Alonso is gonna hit 18

Joc choked the first swing off round

How the fuck doesn't he speak english didn't he grow up in the US?

Ronald Acuña Jr. is the winner

ITS RIGGED FOR VLADDY

vlad jr’s shoulder will be destroyed - just like judge’s after the derby

Didn’t Vlad Jr spend significant time in the US? How the fuck can he not speak English?

Good effort. Based jew.

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jewboy kept taking pitches to rest.

POST YFW VLAD LOSES OUT OF EXHAUSTION

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Judge can't even hit in the playoffs, please

That was fucking incredible

Based Nozomommy poster

as a mets fan, just let us have this.

Acuna is also a known cheater

lel

FUCKING MANFREDBALL

my team leads the division and is a lock for the eeries enjoy your meaningless pop event

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quit being racist

Joc tired him out so Ronald can win

>lose the HRD after hitting 39 home runs in a round
>have to talk to mendoza
why are we punishing the guy

He grew up in Montreal. Can he even speak French?

Yep

Why should I, as an Angeleno, give a shit about accomplishments won in Brooklyn, Minneapolis, and St. Louis?

Because English as a universal language left the building long ago in the States.

OH NO NO NO ITS NOT 1 CHOKE ITS NOT CHOKES BUT MAKE IT 3

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He is the undisputed HR derby GOAT and he will never do it again

he's dominican-canadian so it makes sense he doesn't speak english

lost back to back world series
lost back to back swing off

It's racist to learn or speak English in the USA

JOC GETS DOMMED

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If vlad loses it will be because of joc.

>lock
lol I wish mang

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One Dominican
One Venezuelan
One American
>ZERO japanese

hAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

fence gonna be 10 feet away

Anyone who competes in the HR Derby is one of the top 100 highest test males in these United States. Because they can injure themselves and never be quite the same.

Meanwhile the low test males of the NBA won't even dunk a basketball a few times for fun because they might "risk injury wahhhhh"

2*

So tell me again why the dodgers won’t win it all?

ROBBED
HE HAD 30

Let's just hope one of these guys gets injured

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*the Dominicanian Republic

because they're the dodgers

MLB wants to prop up Ohtani as an international star but didn’t even send him an invite baka

Because they don't have the drive, the passion, the will to win it all.

nah you got that all wrong...two spic against one mutt

>my team

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youtube.com/watch?v=UdyqIh4nJ3Y

>already got their first choke before the WS and are cooling off fast
Expect them choke and get eliminated a round early this year

HURRY THE FUCK UP

They messed up the counting so he thought he hit 30. Robbery.

they are experts at getting as close as possible to winning, but coming up short

see: the last two World Serie

ben wallace is a beast holy shit

THE SODGERS!!!

>juiced babseballs good
>me like big hits

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Vlad Jr. has hit more home runs tonight through 2 rounds than the Marlins have all season.

>hitting
>starting pitchers
>bullpen
>roberts
at least one of these will blow it for the doyers

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Alex Cora's daughter is fugly men

jew will always paly the victim

It’s past my bedtime

Don't even greentext me when you team is .500 at best

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imagine being a fan of the buffalo bills of the mlb

>Philly fag comes into the thread to make the most subhuman post yet
Imagine my shock

most spics are built like refrigerator

>doyers

ohtani bring great dishonor to glorious nippon

very long commerical break to give vlad time to win...baseball is rigged again

Acuna makes me mad. Stop with the fucking tilde

jackie bradley jr has more hrs than him in the regular season LMAO

the rest of the derby is going to be so boring

>triggered

>vlad busterrero
>cant even win a glorified BP HR Derby
>literally the only thing hes good at

LMAO enjoy your 16 home runs in the regular season

JBJESUS OWNS VALDY

This music is awful. leaveland stuck in the early 2000s

YOO BYE MEYE PAYNE REEREEF NAO

When The fuck are we calling up Bichette?

the music is always trash in every hr derby

What if he's a falseflagger posting as a Philly fag tho?

a couple weeks after the asg

This is bad for the sport

he isn't

ron artest good guy ok he find a good way to be oh wow try no thought withheld from thee

so this... is the power... of the derby winner... woah...

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>no harper in the home run derby

>mf need to play sum house music and mix in sum techo from germany...rock this mf house bitch get the head bobbing

who buzzed but not drunk yet here?

I'm waiting for the day when a fan falls over that big LF wall

Devers was robbed. he deserves be to starting over matt chapshit

Muh BP's though bro, you see how far he launch that shit man?

they should do 10 swings and furthest ball hit wins

i wanna see dudes spinning around tryna blast 520 bombs

harper and his dad cheat...fuck them both

Lmap

they should have Cudi out there performing

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This memeshit is our biggest baseball moment since 2016

How did he cheat exactly?

Oppo power

Stroman for Frazier and Florial, who says no?

>6-14 all time in the WS
LOL

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Is vlad jr a future dh

I don’t think it’s good that he’s already chubby at 20

Seems like a cool guy though

Vlad was called up too early. We can platoon Drury and Teoscar Hernandez at 3rd base.

>needing to false flag for phillies fans to be easily the worst posters on the board outside of maybe faveLA fags
hownew.ru

fuck you think you are question me bitch i will slap the shit out of you...step the fuck off or else

What exactly are the Dodgers dodging

>19
kek pussy

Stroman is shit you retard

>white guy is named dr rice

kek

rings

World Series and Manlets

trolleys in Brooklyn

No.

they're trying to squeeze so much commercial time out of this
we don't need or want a 3 hour event. the people there are bored..

4 minutes is way too long for rounds, they should go back to using outs to finish rounds. but if the batter takes 4 balls, he walks (and ends his round)
3 swing sudden death is fun though

winning the world series this century

Border patrol

Yankees

Is stroman not being a douchebag this year so good teams will trade for him?

He's thicc, not chubby. But yeah, he's definitely gonna end up as a DH at some point.

Acuna is clearly the best hitter here.

Yankees.

trolley dodgers was the original name

i am sure that they invited ohtani but beacuse he is still recovering his arm he couldnt play

also there is the fact that americans prefer meme shitty players just they have an nice name

Acuna is a fucking bitch lmao

Winning every year

He's a future triple bypass surgery recipient

Found the Cubs fag here boys, have a meme since you obviously enjoy those.

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Are we seriously still on this infomercial?

wait that one was gone wasn't it, hit off the wall behind center

Being a loser team like the Giants

Kershaw is a manlet you didnt hear it from me

Alonso being sabotaged again

god damn it his cousin is going to fuck over alonso

would pull

slot that negro into DH

victory

Brooklyn Trolley Dodgers
New York Metropolitans
New York Knickerbockers
New York Football Giants

Clayton Richard + Aaron Sanchez for Florial & German, who says no?

Wouldn't it be funny if Vlad and Tellez sumo wrestled in the showers heh heh...

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i hope you are enjoying this but 8 ball kids died to bring this to you tonight. how many more must die for a hr derby

You don't have to swing at everything retard

No

Why don't the dodgers move back to brooklyn?

This shit's on? Past my bedtime t b h, but i'll watch the final if it's any good

team names used to be cool

Alonso doing pretty bad

Man I have sudden urge to buy a new vehicle, life insurance and some batteries

That would be fun and would keep fence scraping shitters like todd frazier out of the derby Finals.

he's a really good defender. Is pablo sandoval a dh? no. I know he plays for an NL team, but still. Vlad jr is a 3rd basmen thru and thru

>Alonso already gassed

>Celebrity Softball Game
Ok which thot do you got?

Vlad is gonna cruise in the final round

Yankees
These Blue Jays trades are stupid

Which one should they have stuck with

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that could work actually. crooklyn gentrified as fuck.

rip SOB

>wild pitch

good question.

NO franmil reyes? No watch from me

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aha okay mf...ill see your puck ass in 30 minutes

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How does the Dodger name even apply to modern LA? What do most residents there Dodge?

superbas is pretty cool

>Chicago Orphans
>Boston Beaneaters
>Brooklyn Bridegrooms
>Cleveland Spiders

and
>St. Louis Browns
as they really are

SOMEONE STOP ALONSO WTF

Nice

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Robins is classy

Clutch af

Fucking great comeback

Big Meat Pete

san diego will never get respect from the national media

>acuna
lmfao

Being stabbed at the games

ALONSO OH MY GOD

bullets obviously

Bridegrooms

Police and Chicanos

We raped the dodgers at home, what else does it take?

ALONSO SHOULD GET JOCS PITCHER FOR THE FINAL

>handicapping yourself by using your retarded cousin as a pitcher
>still winning
elite pistol pete

Honestly the braves should've stuck with the Bees

I’m 60% sure polar bears don’t hibernate

la migra

new tred or just let this one ride

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ICE

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yip

Winner has to face this guy

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that was your triumphant moment. enjoy living at .500.

higher population

definitely gonna need a new one

You could also cover the Celebrity Softball Game to possibly fill another 500 posts.

dad is ranting about the '86 team again

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>hr derby
>two and a half plus hours
what went wrong here

The Polar Bear....Pedro Alonso

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>everybody acting like every chad wouldn’t sport a Brooklyn Trolley Dodgers jersey at the frat party

someone call making it i aint gonna be a tred splitting faggot

>Brooklyn Grays
ayy lmao

new thread
new thread
new thread

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The hour of ad breaks are a start

the juice

Manfred is seething

or i'll make one

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Grays

You can have Civil War night where the team dresses as Confederates and also remove the (R) night aka pride night

The homeless population flooding their streets

Puck ass, I dont watch Canadian sports salty boy. You made me laugh at you which is honestly easy.

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Imagine Pete Alonso on a good team like the yankees or rays..

>DUDE FOUR MINUTES ROUNDS LMAO
>players get tired
>overextended breaks for more adbux

why does he wear the mask
he doesn’t even have a chin to protect

NEW THREAD

This was comfy desu. Alright i'll watch some of the softball game and no baseball for a couple of days.

come to the new thread bitch ass nigga

>playoff jersey depicts a trolley going off the rails and crashing into all the other teams

>timeout every minute
ok this shit is officially unwatchable