Dingers, long-balls, homers, yard-trippers, out-of-the-parkers, and four-baggers
>Matt Chapman (OAK, 3B)
vs.
>Vladimir Guerrero, Jr. (TOR, 3B)
>Alex Bregman (HOU, 3B)
vs.
>Joc Pederson (LAD, OF)
>Pete Alonso (NYM, 1B)
vs.
>Carlos Santana (CLE, 1B)
>Josh Bell (PIT, 1B)
vs.
>Ronald Acuña, Jr. (ATL, OF)
This guy cannot fuckin sing
Thanks leaf.
Damn this guy can sing
that guy can't sing
>pyrotechnics
>Top 40 DJ
>that fucking stage
I love baseball but fuck Major League Baseball
racist
BASED CANADA
Singles and Alonso wins
>assumes it's about race
Speak for yourself, nigger.
Who has got this?
all those theatrics and it could not have been less hype in that stadium lmao
>joc
>no belly
Okay, what? I like Joc and all but Belly is the home run dude.
Thoughts?
If I were a betting man I'd bet on the wild card Chapman
I never saw this picture of Serena Williams before
dumb boomers
this filed is disgusting why bother to watch
Do me proud Yung Joc
I wonder if there's chocolate milk in those
32A, or thereabouts.
>DJ trying to get the crowd hyped up
>ESPN pans to a crowd shot of everyone sitting down
trips for alonso
the dj is lousy...play all of the worst music i cant jam to this shit music
I have to shit. Is Vladdie up first?
> your age
> the last baseball game you went to
> your favorite team
I'll start
>25
>rays vs blue jays last season
>rays
legit breakout season
HR Derby Stream link
mlb.com
FUCK THE ASTROS
I do certainly agree with that
nah it's joc/bregman first
me too, just ate, bad choice should've waited
is this the best baseball can offer so sad indeed
>25
>Yankees vs White Sox in May, got rained out in the 6th
>Mets
alonso sucks desu
>40
>Mets @ Barves last season
>Barves
you're stupid
cause its not theatrical in the right way
why wont players enter with their ASG teammates cheering them on?
we need Fladdy hitting flaming balls
we need Joc rocking the dumbest LA logo chain
why is Santana not riding out on a horse???
and the music...let the players choose, at least then they'll be hyped
>23
>MIL @ PIT yesterday afternoon
>Pirates
15 minutes afterward and still no HR...espn is awful
>Ronald Acuña, Jr.
when i see him, always i have flashbacks of him get BFTOed by jap players in Japan no matter how much harder he tried to play
>23
>sneks @ doyers this past tuesday
>doyers
how tf does this nigger not speak english
>can’t even speak English
Go back to Mexico vladdy
I SEE TANAKA
wtf how does Vlad Jr not speak English lmao
He's a big guy
program start at 8pm its 830 still no hr
>26
>Doyers Dbacks
>broors
Bregm/a/n!
He's puerto rican buddy
Probably got shipped to the island as a young'n
Go start a family already,Boomer.
only boomerswatch boreball...cant wait until they all die off and this shitty sport die with them
>6'2', 250
what a unit
How does Vlad jr not speak a lick of English
Based ABG. You ready for summer koshien next month?
Kikefight coming up, lets go Joc desu
32
Yankees Indians in the Bronx like 3 years ago
Yankees
joc the jew will win this one for israel
>shorter than everyone
Do it for the retard joc
i am
i was posting about it on /mlb/ early today
Joc's shitting the bed
based pete naming the (juiced) balls
>"I feel like the balls are juiced today"
PETE NO
SHUT IT DOWN
thats was jews do...watch him play victim
>dad is rich as fuck
>doesnt send you to elite private school to learn english and spanish
what the fuck is Vlad Sr.'s problem
ops i forgot
He could understand it perfectly so he can probably speak it
Maybe he just has a really thick accent
why is the retard on the field...
Not looking good for Joc
why no judge?
Did I tune into the Ground Ball Derby by mistake?
i don't like jews
why is there always some MEMER in the derby who is a total waste of space
8 people is a lot
The guy who played like 6 games this season? It’s a disgrace he’s even in the ASG, let alone the derby.
judge fucked up his oblique when he won his rookie year and said he's never doing it again
Pederson is ass just like the doyers
Anyone else think ESPN's graphics and camera work is confusing as fuck
I don't know where to look
Probably didn't want to do it. The derby is MLB's version of the dunk contest.
this story sucks
>seething red sox fan
he always bombs it, even in london
It's very, very busy. MLB needs to get away from ESPN and Fox for its national stuff.
Not really are you sure you aren’t retarded?
Anyone watching the statcast version?
Mad comfy lads.
Also all balls after the timeout are juiced.
he's not in the ASG genius. welcome to your second season of fandom
nvm he looks good now
>literal who homerun derby
Ye, I was thinking the same. Just keep the camera on the batter and the other on the ball.
i didn't know where the HR count was until a couple of seconds ago
is their not an alternative feed on MB network?
Welp, that’s Joc back to hitting .210 for the rest of the season
Why am I not surprised he has a mongol brother
Thank you, Joc, you are my greatest ally.
this timed format is stupid
>tfw no NBC baseball at the national level
Lmfao I’m a mets fan. I’m sure that if judge had a full half season he’d deserve it, and he’s a great guy. Unfortunately, he was hurt and doesn’t deserve it. Tough shit.
>ESPN showing a liquor commercial
I thought liquor commercials were illegal - that you could only advertise beer
>Wearing the actual game jerseys than the bp ones
This is throwing me off way more than it should
agreed waay too busy. mlb should try fox next year
>that's gonna go
>doesn't even come close to going out
>bregmeme
So long bregman, you just got JOC'd
no it isn't, buzzer beater dingers are fucking hype compared to what we had
The balls are juiced its super obvious.
FUCK THE ASTROS
FAG TEAM
Is it just a pure coincidence they put the two Jews to face each other in the first round?
The overlay for the statcast feed looks similar.
MLB needs to figure it out. NBC had baseball for a long time.
Yes not bad Joc, not bad
HOWEVER
It was the deepest part of the park and hit off the wall, shut the fuck up
the problem isnt the number of players
is the choose, they always go trendy in derby instead of get the better guys in HR at moment
i would love see Ohtani, Trout, Yelich hit dingers, they would be perfect in this type of event
Miss me yet?
Joc beating bregman is like winning the world series for the doyers
The All-Star game tomorrow is on Fox, don't know why MLB let shitty ESPN have the derby
And what’s your team lol
idk mate bryce harper's rally to win in the last round was pretty cool last year
Liquor of any type is fine just so long as you dont show someone drinking it
Unironically yes
No and you murdered your wife
go take a walk, jesus
ESPN2 but it's the same camera and graphics
>Bregman vs. Pederson
hold up
this is an all-Jewish matchup! mazel tov
>mr bogandoff...
>this is our new heat seaking bleacher targetting jet propelled ball technology.
>we will activate it in the second half of Bregman's at bat.
Bregman is cheating.
No, you're annoying as fuck. Pls leave my thread.
having a bad day?
Idk how pederson even did that it looked like he was struggling
why are base player boring af...both the white boy and the spics...I see why baseball is after soccer in the usa
>implying asstros fans won't bring up the world series if bregman wins
I always disliked Bregman, now I know why. Thank you.
>ads during timeout
oh fuck off
Canada made the thread bro
based bauer
Manlets bout to be BTFO.
the players are so fukken fake and unreal...its like the really dont have personalities
All it takes is a timeout then they get swinging
If something is off and you don't know why. It's most likely because they are jewish.
>I believe great things happen when you smack the sh!t out of the ball. Like metaphorically and stuff.
-Joc
OP here, thanks for posting everybody
Oy vey, buy an Audi today
>baseball is after soccer in the usa
*citation needed*
>the pooston manlets
why is he gone btw?
Bye bregman, thanks for playing.
Who is everyone rooting for?
Bell here :3
RIP Bregman
jews
this jew's already gassed
i wish they advertise the TT more
Audi TT is so underated
I swear to god, they have some air about them
Fuck off zoomers
who will suffer from the derby curse this year?
FUCK THE DODGERS AND FUCK JOC PEDERSON
V L A D
>Bregman wants to be Lebron
>Bregman wants MLB to be like the NBA
FUCK OFF
I always wanted a TT Quattro as a teenager, then I grew up and realized they’re a waste of money
BASED JOC
>shit music in the background
>shit announcers
>annoying ass Mendoza
>shit camera work and angles/graphics
Seriously, fuck this shit. Hallmark could have put on a better show.
based
Why do you guys hate on Israel so much?
football
basketball
soccer
baseball
their your citation...
Did you move your abuela to a safe house for when the raids start?
wow bregman is such a nigger
It wouldn't be an ESPN broadcast without fucking Mendoza
nah...the fix is in for the jew to win...
MLB PLAYERS DON'T SWING LEVEL. STOP THIS FUCKING MEME, GODDAMNIT.
THEY SWING SLIGHTLY UP ON THE PLANE OF THE BALL. THEY DON'T DROP THEIR BAT ON IT.
damn wtf i love soccer now
why does bregman talk so mcuh when he sucks
>16
Still 16 better than Inge
Bregman hopefully
Also Pederson will hit near the Mendoza line now
>ywn fuck a baseball slag on those comfy white low rise couches
agreed. espn is cancer
Watch ESPN2 instead
>4D replay used on broadcast
BASED
whats a abuela
>couldn't even hit one 440ft homer
>bregmang
vlad jr is a bust
>mr. Manfred...
>stick to the plan.
>vlad hits 20+ here. No less.
>activate it.
I'd like to fuck Mendoza, if you know what I mean ;)
>be pooston lastros
>lose
i know rite
>hits 16
>still loses
oy vey...
you now remember when they had Pitbull perform before the ASG
Indeed. Bring him back, Hans.
friendly reminder that jackie bradley jr has more homeruns than vlad jr
>This manlet
>all 15 homers hit was in the first row.
>Being tired after 15 pop flies
baseball players never have personalities. MLB still tries to give them ones though. Always trying to force shit
this dj suck rocks...
VIVA LA VLAD
GOOD GOD THIS FAT NIGGERSPIC CAN HIT
VLADITO THICC
So who's winning this thing?
ABSOLUTE DESTRUCTION
>taking your break after 7
Mendoza is better than Arod. Arod is autistic as fuck on the air.
even Arod wouldn't stick his dick in her
vladdy should get 2 time outs because he thicc
hes a big guy
Vlad is already exhausted after like 10 swings.
fuck these ads ESPN
show the players
Guerrero Jr. is a typical lazy immigrant child, his family is loaded so he can half ass everything
>doesn’t work on his body
>can’t speak English even though he grew up in Canada and the USA
Those sounds of the bat hitting the ball are glorious
he's heaving out there
what your fukken problem m8 you want a piece of me
holy shit vlad jr is going to win tonight - I mean it's scripted but the kid is monster
literal baseball nepotism
only 9 hr from vlad why
Vladi is gonna be the highlight of the derby. doesnt even matter if he wins
apparently he speaks english fairly well but he doesn't have the confidence to speak it in interviews. just what i heard. might be wrong.
this fat nigger is firebombing london wtf
holy shit this fatass is BASED
lol Chapman is fucked
>no one follows the can’t pitch until the ball lands rule
Every single year
End this timed crap or enforce the rule
>his family is loaded so he can half ass everything
He isn't half assing these moon shots. Guy is fucking killing it!
VLADIGOD
too bad the mf dont speak no english...
>being this fat at 20
DH by 28
pls don't have a heart attack vladman
How does Joc stop bleached dreadlock bbc?
Bye chapman
BIG MAN HIT HARD
This dude's out of breath already. Get him some oxygen and a couple big macs stat.
What's going through his mind right now.
VLAD JUNIOR IS PURE TALENT LMAO
EASY GOAT HITTER IF HE WANTS TO
chapman is shittin' in his drawers lmao
He’s so fat
Vlad Jr is going to hit maybe 5 home runs in the next round, dude is already worn out
why wont he just end his round early?
there no way Chapman is hitting 20...
I'm glad peru isn't here to shit up the place
go to the stream that someone posted in here
Like Josh Hamilton 10 years ago
Chapman on suicide watch
Yankees about to sign this guy
Stop trying to summon him
who gives a fuck
his job is to dance monkey dance
He’s gonna get moved from 3B to LF in the next three years to ultimately full time DH
Fucking Dominicans
I knew Vlad Jr. would win the first round but the fatty is completely gassed now
okay ill see you in 30 minutes
Doesn’t have to ruin his swing and can get 30/30 his season
>TWENTY
>NINE
>DONGS
where was the crowd for that wtf
Swinging that fast fucking sucks. Even batting cages don't serve them up that fast.
looks like acuna
What a fucking unit
i'm thinking vlad jr. and gurriel jr. are the next bash bros
ok see you at dairy witch you buy ok
>when am i getting out of oakland so i can get a monster contract?
I thought the pitcher was supposed to wait until they hit the ground
magenta (((bonus))) balls
Learn English commie fuck
they never do
>can't even speak English
HOW
LET HIM CATCH HIS FUCKING BREATH YOU FRIKKIN POLTERGEIST
the guy is an machine
just scrap all other guys and make him do 100HRs under an hour, it will be more fun
theres also technically pitch clock in the majors that has never been enforced
Spoilt, homeschooled commies
5
Chapman has prtty good power for how compact his swing is
There's an ump off to the side who directs them so they know when they can pitch. Bregman's pitcher was really slow, he wasn't pitching as fast as he could have.
who /nesn/ here
Seriously. His dad played in America and Canada his entire life and this fucker can't speak English.
>intern....
>Alert mr. Bogandoff that the balls here are cement-filled.
>we will ensure that vlad makes it to the next round
chapman's dad not doing him any favors
me middle glasses
Wait, do their dads pitch for them? Cute
Chapman's dad is trying to strike him out or something
>you and your dad will never be a Home Run Derby team
Chapmans dad is an AWFUL pitcher lmao
my mans hitting him with that high heat
sometimes
Chapman, Harper, Cano, and Bryant have all done it
RIP Chapman
chaps dad should bean him
Yeah I'm thinking Chapman is dead
he just keeps busting him inside
Judge would bootyblast everybody here
>when your dad is so jealous of you he deliberately derails your home run derby experience
this pitching is not good
Imagine having your father throw to you for $1million and he can't even hit the plate
>choose your dad to be your HRD pitcher for epic emotional father/son moment
>dad sucks at pitching
woops
is that zach hample?
>This is what you get for being more successful than me, son
kek
Chap is hitting well but his dad isnt serving meatballs
>ywn be a kid in the outfield catching fly balls
>back back back back back back backbackbackbackback
cringe but redpilled
lol
Didn’t Cano hit 0 homers? I remember it being a meme
>throwing your son knuckle curves in the derby
Or maybe he's good but he's bad at being bad at pitching.
I don't miss him
>Slider, just outside for a ball
lmao this
In KC cuz they boo'd him the entire time
NEVER STOP GOING INSIDE
Chapman Dad could pitch for my Jays desu
hes crying
“How many graphics should we put on the screen boss?”
His dad sucks
>ywn be the kid bringing Gatorade and a towel to the players when they call their timeout
I miss him
poor chapman :(
Chapman's dad out here throwin curves and sliders hahahaha
Yelich avoided that assraped from Vlad Jr.
bust out the eephus, chapman
No wonder Yelich pussied out against Vlad
they took the counter away cuz this guy sucks so bad
whats the point of oakland lmao get rid of this Athletics thing
KB also sucked with his dad pitching
I'm thinking exactly the same based on watching two games this season. Both seem very good hitters. I put a little bet Vladimir to win this all. So far looking pretty promising.
Fuck their shit up senpai
>white player
>garbage pitching
Typical tricks shlomo
vlad jr gonna be the most overrated player in the mlb after tonight
Chapman Sr sucks
Hit me with the call of duty HUD boss
This.
>brushing your son off the plate in the Home Run Derby
>yfw Cano's Dad thought it was a strikeout derby in 2011
What is an "A"?
All the other teams are actual things
But wtf is that
Vlad will be too gassed for the final round screencap this post
Bell or big meat pete
fucking dad jealous of son fame finally got his change to piss on the son
I'm thinking vlad JR can perform in BP and clearly not in the regular season
The polar bear Paul Varelans??
AElephants
Jim Thome once hit a ball 511 ft in Cleveland
He already was
How do I get a babyface like Joc? My eyes are already similar.
Ever notice that both Alabama and Oakland have A as their primary logo and then an elephant for some reason as their other logo
A elephant
yeah well he has a lot of career left unless he goes the prince fielder route
*snap*
>Roll Tide vs. Roll Pride
Harper would booty blast everyone in this derby with walk off bombs and pure swagger
Fuck you Manfred
Have a retard brother and have the slightly retarded genes in your genetic makeup
Can someone tell me why /mlb/ isn't talking more about the Dodgers? They're literally the best team with the best players and pitchers in the MLB with no flaws
They're like the Patriots and Warriors
i love me some alabama...my sister and i got married there
Because they're actually a joke and will never win a World Series lmao
whoa.........
Because New York will always be more attractive
NL babbies
The A's should've never left KC
>west coast
literally who cares lmao
they gotta win a WS first to be like them, right now they're the doyers
kek
Because Boston is going to cuck them.
You mean Philadelphia.
first half never count...around the end of july is when the doyers get non stop talk about...hopefully football dont take too much away
>doyers
lol nice meme retard
>They're like the Patriots and warriors
So, no reason to actually doubt the Dodgers except >muh past. The only teams they've ever lost to are teams that got hot at the right time
But top to bottom, the Dodgers are the closest thing to a dynasty the MLB has
why are launch angle manlets in this instead of fat roided out pieces of wifebeating shit?
no
who else is watching this with the sound down to zero
*gets exposed by the padres*
They have trying to move the A's to Fremont for years. New name: Afghani A's.
Acuna time
that's the shittiest gig in the Derby, I'd rather be the catcher
1. They just got exposed by the Chadres
2.>they're like the warriors and Patriots
Except the winning a championship in the 21st century part
>the Dodgers are the closest thing to a dynasty the MLB has
laughs in 27 rings
>Can someone tell me why /mlb/ isn't talking more about the Dodgers?
SC wouldn't shut up about them last night. We're only half way through the season.
It's a cheap (You), but I hope you enjoy your baseball, friend :)
Love it
>Braves fan
has anyone hit the tmoible sign yet
>A-holes
lmoa
Acuna's swing is beautiful, it's like he's not even trying. Sneaky powerful
Does anyone have the pasta on how long its been since the Dodgers last won the WS?
Lets name some events that have happened since they last won
>dynasty
>one ring in the 21st century
hmmmmm
any time launch angle is mention take 3 drinks
Compared to 0 for the Dodgers
You know an analyst has never played baseball if they talk about launch angle like something a player possesses. (Ravech)
furry porn game came out
T-Mobile park is 2400 miles away
Dodgers living rent-free in this thread
Aren't the Dodgers one of the biggest brands in baseball next to the Yankees?
The entire life of every participant in the Home Run Derby
Soviet Union was limping along
Watch Stranger Things to see what life was like when the Dodgers last won the WS
i dont see whats your problem...fuck off or else i find you and thrown you 2400 miles
shit I wasnt even watching, how did this manlet hit so many?
>won 3 WS champions in a row, 4 in 5 years
name any other team that has done that in the last 25 years
good lord he's blowing bubbles while hitting 448' dongs
hitting it to all fields
the kid barely crack a sweat...fuck you roid fuck you
The Dodgers are about to 3 peat as NL champions. Apologize.
Acuna confirmed for not a pull babby
This is going to be a NL year I can feel it in my bones!
3 time losers why
THIS FORMAT SUCKS ASS
Redsox, Cubs, Cardinals, then maybe dodgers or giants
but when do they win a world series?
Even digit at the end of post confirms Dodgers win the 2019 World Series
anger at being a manlet
lmao
The red sox have had a better 21st century
yankees have won 5 out of the last 23 WS championships matey
ESPN just said Cleveland is a baseball town lmfao
the cincinnati format had it the right way
How the fuck does this happen every single time? Literally a 50% possibility and it goes the other way every single time
Acuna Jr. versus Josh Bell is about to be the most exciting first round
Highlight so far dad trying to strike son out.
My dad just told me it was a ghostown during the 70s
lol
Mendoza's wet for Bellinger wtf
even when cleveland is good, the fans rarely show up. They like basketball and football
fuck your dad and fuck you
mendoza will drain the cum out of any professional ball player's balls
Why does Mendoza have a glove? I'm sure those kids have better fielding skills
Same
90s indians set a record for consecutive sellouts
Mendoza gushing over Bellinger
except they sold out 455 games in a row
professional professional ball player ball player
Where are those fans now?
Why isn’t Bell waiting for the ball to land>
At the last day of the MLB season, the Los Angeles Dodgers will be __ the World Series
they had no football team when the Indians were great, so of course people showed up
I'd like to give her my Mendoza line
Most the top teams have a won world series in the last century too.
suicide idk
They like football
Lebron doesn’t count
Bell's got a really pretty swing.
what said
watching
>chadres unironically win a world series before the doyers do
Lmao even digit confirms this
>White Sox in the middle third
MY DICK
Pirates bros why is your announcer so fucking calm about everything?
hoping they some day in the distant future win
Because nobody follows that rule
Cleveland has lost like 20% of its population in the last 25 years.
i blame dwid hellion
you know blacks never follow the rules
The bell tows for thee, Bell!
Odd last digit contain the Dodgers will Win the WS before the Padres
They always choke in November
We need to go back to the 10 outs rule
Bell's 17th dinger was after the buzzer
most people who attend live sporting events are from the surrounding burbs. The city of cleveland actually plays a part in why people dont show up. There's so little to do there. Ghost town
the dodgers won the WS in my season in road to the show. think it's 2026.
Evens confirm the Astros win another Series against the Dodgers
this layout looks worse than a AAA rain delay
that fool is out of the batters box
Bell fucking sucks
>Venezuela beats USA
Hmmm
So was Acuna’s 25th
How are the Dodgers like the Patriots and Warriors?
PETE TIME PETE TIME
Alonso vs Santana reminds me of Judge vs Stanton back in 2017
When players talk about juiced balls Manfred makes sure the media calls it launch angle
The dodgers are consistently good for long periods of time
who else
>/team alonso/
The Dodgers are more like the Trail Blazers of the MLB
>0 home runs
>21
>Giants vs Dodgers last year
>Oakland A's
why tf this old ass nigga in the derby lmao
santana about to hit 3 home runs all round
has anyone ever accidentally killed one of the kids
Santana doesnt have a homerun swing. He's a line drive guy
Almora isn't good enough to be here
How can they make a competition for actual prize money and not have it be completely fair to all participants by having a neutral pitcher like a machine??
I hope so. I was thinking that, all this talk about netting and you're putting literal children in the line of fire for the sports biggest power hitters
no, sadly
they havent shown them running into each other/the wall either
>24
> Jays vs Red Sox at Fenway last month
>Tigers
Grandpa is dying out there
what is lindor saying to him right now
this fag should stick to guitar
>28
>Tigers vs. Toyo Carp
>A’s
> 23
> Twins v Tigers in September 2015
> Tigers
A few years back I definitely remember collisions.
Except in October
>Judge turned down for this
Kershaw fits well with the dodgers
nobody likes judge
22
Kansas state vs TCU
Red Sox
Did Alonso just drop his bat
Spaghetti everywhere
Based Polar Bear gonna break Vlad Jr's record
>pete only has to hit 14 and then he can rest
Only in Boston
SHUT IT DOWN
Based Vlad
These kids have gloves, are paying attention and expect the ball to come their way plus they are farther away than the seats behind the dugout. These aren't kids screwing around with their phone and not paying any attention to anything going on around them.
>Alonso's pitcher is going to cuck him
NO NO NO NO NO NO
Why the fuck is Alonso's pitcher so shitty
C'mon Pete
How far is that Lite sign
Jeeeeesus
Come on Pete
are the hecklers throwing pool balls at them
>mests
lmao who are these bunch of whos???
>Alolnso
>Mest
pete's cousin shitting the bed
His pitcher can’t even throw strikes
is this pitcher kidding throw pete a fucking strike
his cousin is using this as a showcase lmao
LMAO ALONSO GETTING KEKED
Nacho Fries are so fucking overrated. Not worth it at all.
Are they playing Greta Van Fleet or actual LED Zeppelin
>I need to change. Go make a new thread or something.
>Out.
ARE THESE HITTERS ALL PITCHERLETS
literally if you have a good pitcher you win EZ lmao
MORE K'S MORE K'S
AARON JUDGE WOULD NEVAH
I'm not even a mets fan and I'm rooting for Pete. Is this what being a mets fan is like?
>can't tell the difference
Pathetic
>13 might win
NEW
plunk em
Lol he sux
That guy is growing 85-mph cutters
>LOSEDIANS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Vlad > Joc
Acuña > Alonso
Vlad > Acuña
>juice the balls
>guy hits a lot of homeruns
>announcers: *sluuuuurp*
imagine vlad gurerro jr. fucking a 90 pound platinum blonde girl that he met at el furniture warehouse
>muh arbitrary line
If you're going to count the past, count all of the past. You don't get to cut it off right after the Yankees' latest stretch of WS dominance. The other choice is to say the past doesn't matter, it's only about the current year, in which case the Yankees are also owning the Red Sox.
>the kitchen