/hoc/

Things that never happened for 500 alex

just ate some doritos

The New York Rags really just fucked around and added Artemi Panarin, Kaapo Kakko, Jacob Trouba and Adam Fox this offseason

>adam fox
literal who tier manlet d

How could I forget?

bracket is a pretty cool guy. has a wife and doesnt afraid of anything

>no one bullies me, I just take the trip off because they're being hostile
Imagine being conceited AND stupid AND fat AND ethnik AND californian

lick the bench

Shall post here and not the Randy thread

>ducks are making the playoffs

and a cuckold

The thought of being Californian alone is horrifying

You cant bully the unbulliable.
My penis is the only penis to enter my wife thank you

Gonna smoke this weed and forget about this whole autistic affair

IT'S UP
youtube.com/watch?v=dcjeh9Fpt3Y

kipshit is unironically better

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guys be nice to bracket he's a cool dude

Doubt it does much entering when youre probly chiefin a fat pad that rivals my wallet and she's white in 2019

Who the fuck is labanc?

For me, it's long ago having learned to not take /hoc/ too seriously or get upset about random shit that strangers say on the internet.

Good night, /hoc/. Gonna go for a jog, take a shower, and then turn in early tonight.
Remember to always work on improving yourself and the things that you love, get lots of rest, and stay hydrated.

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try being a better poster then because you’re bad at it

>time for randy to cry himself to sleep (again)
based

Kippers was my nigga

Literally kill yourself. Bracket may have some bad days but kipshit literally had 0 good days and no one liked them at all. Plus they spent 0 time talking about hockey at all

reminder to advertisers hiroshimoot is a known nigger basher

No one cares you larping faggot, go to your games.

>

(you)

>Ed tries to bully other people so that he doesn't have to face his own sadness

truth hurts

Based posters

I bet you fat fucks can't even skate.

>tries to
judging by this post
i easily succeeded

based Randy getting worked into a seethe again

wings are makin the playoffs

mfw Nuckies

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my Checkies :)

shanny ranks his favourite teams

youtu.be/S8h07ngOLn8

Seattle lets start this agains

saved you a click

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wow rude

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Imaging being less liked than the rags lmao

Based and orcapilled

yeah but we dont know what the asterisks mean
so that means i still have to tune in

>Panthers
Fucking why

>sunbelt faggots think learning how to skate in a shopping mall is skating
>sunbelt faggots think "no stick" rules have a time and place
>sunbelt faggots think it's rude to hog the ice when you're playing a game if you're above the skill level or physicality of others at the rinks
Get outta here. You want to skate with the big dogs lace up or get to the fucking bench

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lets talk about binlan

Them niggas don't know me they just know the place I'm from

>an evil plot by the ducks

they are cool dudes

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Thank God this is the last /hoc/

pedophiles and alcohols

Yah but it could last another 6-12 hours easy

alot of streakers live there

If you can't skate you are a failed human being and your parents didn't love you enough to put you in hockey.

Or worse they could be poor hahaha

stranger danger

Does Sweden even make memes?

My mom and dad made sure to get me to the ice

Imagine being poor and bringing a child into this world lmao

what did they mean?

if they do it bound to be from fins living in Sweden

I'm a poorfag whose family couldn't afford hockey. What do ya want from me?

You have my condolences user.

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Make sure to thank your mom and dad

My parents don't care about hockey

im a kongs habs fan give me a (you)

don't feed the animals

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knights sabres fan here, here's your (you)

>he doesn't go to the park and feed breadcrumbs to ducks

bread is bad for the ducks

imagine a golden knight wielding a saber lmao

I shoot and eat ducks its best not to befriend them

blaze that shit up nigga

This gluten-free trend has gone too far.

You missed out on youth hockey.

it's not a trend at all, it's more like something we've discovered due to our further advanced understanding of food. we didn't evolve to eat so much grain, so in some people it makes them feel like shit. in most cases you'll find people whose gut biome has been completely fucked because the walls of the intestine is full of gluten. people eat way too much shit like pasta and bread and not enough vegetables

Is it safe to come back?

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do you think kippers has bush down there or nah

impossible because of the now gaping wound he has in there

Got DAMN

youtube.com/watch?v=HsGQdcNfSZI

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kippers is pre-op and forever pure

Go to bed gramps

Great music is timeless kiddo

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did you cum inside kippers?

I want to cum inside Kippers

based bracket dabbing on /hoc/ in the offseason

I want to cum on Kippers

yes

I just wanna bounce a looney off that sweet bootie

Loonie

>tfw everyone has cum inside kippers but you

Business idea: /hoc/ thread simulator

Soorry

how much on Steam?

>Randy creates Ed in his mind to try and fit in
grim

whom are you quoting?

>Ed from Edmonton
Couldn't he have thought of something better?

But this is a simulation?

hard as fucking DIAMONDS right now. Need to go jerk off. all this talk about cumming in girls is getting to me

MY LIFE IS A LIE!!!

tomorrow is the last day of the steam summer sale lads

Didn't buy a single game desu.

Anyone got the NHLers with the snapchat filter?

I dropped about $60

>girls

Just got in a nice workout time to get high

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shit i haven't bought anything. what did you get

He bought a dildo

Are we not gonna talk about Labanc getting signed to a 1x1 bridge deal? How does Doug Wilson keep getting away with this shit?
>inb4 >shorks

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why are you thinking about dildos? weirdo

I bought the room 3 for 1.49

who?

started thinking about how often the sharks choke and started chuckling

60 point RFA, more importantly sharks have a lot more cap space

>60 point
What the fuck? Why and how the fuck are the sharkies always finding these fucking players.

>don cherry not retiring
basedboys on suicide watch

To be fair he benefited from playing on a line with Jumbo, but still for a 6th rounder it's hard to complain

pavelski/jumbo babby

I am pretty sure you are all bots replying to yourself and I may be the only real poster. Wish my text came out as capcha.

>6th rounder
>getting feeds from jumbo
In classic shark fashion I guess. I bet they have more success in the 6th round than the first round.

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the plot thickens

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jumbo has basically made a career of turning 4th line grinders into a fleeting 20 goal scorer

Omar's right. Time for some younger white men to take over.

based Grapes

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>canes fans are rabid anti-white sjw soibois
No suprise

>fan since may 2019

can you be a hill billy and brown?

Don Cherry lives rent free inside the minds of non white hill billy retards

Eeyup

Let's be honest, Cherry just can't stand the thought of not bullying Ron every week

Man, this is the only faggot that could make me like Cherry

onions

sliced and fried in batter?

dipped in soilent

wouldn't pay more than buck fiddy

Raleigh was a fucking mistake

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we disavow all of the brown ones

Hello

>theres like one muslim and maybe half a dozen black guys in the NHL
>he thinks coach's corner should be hosted by his imam
darn those white people and their ice and pucks and racism

Imagine being able to post literally anything you want and then deciding to post in a "bracket tournament" dubs thread on Yea Forums and then arguing about it on /hoc/ for an hour.

Ed btfo

imagine even visiting Yea Forums in the year of our lord 2019

we're not suppose to talk to you

It was an ebin troll job from the getgo

Admirable

>i was only pretending to be retarded

Life's short, be a rebel

Anyone here play table top games? Just grabbed a few on recommendation and they’re all awesome

i like mousetrap

Me too user

Real niggas play Chutes and Ladders

I fucking hate games. I like scrabble but most people I hangout with are dyslexic

snakes and ladders

maybe they just suck at spelling

settler of catan is fun but kind of pricey
Scrabble, Risk, Monopoly are all fun too

I like to play guess who with progressive types and pick a black person

Wish I had a tin of smoked oysters right now

Hockey nowadays sucks

*SIPS*

Y'all don't know what you're missing. The Miracle in 1980, the super series with the Canadians and Russkies duking it out and the rise of a young Gretzky.

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I got Catan and a few others I spent over $100 in that shop but they were all fun

Catan is crazy fucking gay holy shit.

>risk
my dude

more like settlers of reddit

YOU BOYS SHOULDA SEEN HOCKEY BACK IN THE GOOD OL' DAYS. PLAYERS ACTUALLY SCORED ON THEIR SHOTS AND DIDN'T RELY ON NO DEFLECTIONS...NOT TO MENTION IT WAS A MANS GAME WITH THE FIGHTING AND HITTING. BETTER QUALITY IF YOU ASK ME :laugh emoji::laugh emoji::laugh emoji:

GONNA WATCH SOME OLD TAPE OF MY WHALERS IN THE WHA DAYS. THAT BLAINE STOUGHTON, WHAT A PLAYER.
----------------------------------------------
John Sutherland
1972-1997 Whalers
Hartford Born and Raised, Palm Beach FL

So baseball draft is middle of the season right. Are there rookie of the Year for only 3/4 of a season? The first full year? Does that award just stop in the middle of the year when new rookies come? Does it go the part year PLUS the following full year?
This has been pissing me off for like 2 years now. Please respond

RIP

>go to local game
>the announcers say silly things like "icing of the puck" and "attackers" instead of forwards
>explain what icing, offside, etc. is to the crowd when it happens
>the only penalties are for "unsportsmanlike conduct" for giving the ref shit
>nobody finishes their checks
>if they even check at all
>the goalie is unironically finnish and my team loses 7 - 0
i hate this country

I-Is this how I'm going to feel in 2040?

I think I could handle it. Getting out of this country would be nice.

At least you're not Australian. Or Greek.

L
H
U

You sound like a teenager on /int/. You hate yourself, not your country.

because the school year just finished so now they are getting drafted. its fairly rare for a freshly drafted player to step right into the major leagues. most of them have probably never really faced 90+ mph pitches. the development phase is a lot longer compared to the other leagues. they are usually at least a few seasons away.

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You guys know that's how other countries get national teams? They bring in big canadian bulls to come play in their bingo halls. That's what amerikwa did but because they have zog money they started paying more than canadia could match so now all the Canadians play for (and win) the Stanley Cup

this is the lamest thing I've read on this webzone today.

Want to join my web ring?

WHEN I USED TO WATCH HOCKEY THERE WASN'T SO MUCH DUMP THE PUCK CHASE GRIND AND TURN IT OVER. WHEN THEY WENT INTO THE BOARDS IT WAS A BATTLE BETWEEN MEN. LARRY ROBINSON, NOW THAT WAS A TOUGH SON A GUN.
YOU JUST DON'T SEE QUALITY HOCKEY NOWADAYS. YOU YOUNGSTERS NEED TO WATCH TAPE OF SOME REAL HOCKEY

youtube.com/watch?v=GAz3DL-CA6I

______________________________________
FOREVER THE BLACK AND GOLD

offseason reminder that the dodge™ ram 1500 is rated as motortrends most luxurious truck in its class

Fuck off shill

Tavares is overrated shit presented by Dodge™ Ram 1500 is rated as motortrends most luxurious truck in its class

*HONKS in disapproval

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miss me /hoc/?

Dodge is a good truck, tough, reliable just like the one my old man used to have. Grew up on a farm in plains (what'd you Canucks call prairies) learn how to drive it at age 12. Grew up in that truck going to travel to different cities for hockey tourneys. I'd tell ya those light jap trucks everyone is putting around in nowadays just don't cut.

I'll bet 5 dollars you're some young prick in some sort of toyota

Shut the fuck up Sam

Nigga who the fuck is you?

John Tavares is just like Mountain Dew Baja blast. Over rated shit

Anyone miss hockey from 2000 to 2009? Feels like the NHL had some soul was in such a rejuvenated state. Current year hockey just feels so copy paste.

if you only knew the truth ;)

You want to get fucked by me?

I didn't think /hoc/ would get touched by boomer posting.

sorry buds i just made boom boom, had undercooked eggs this morning

It's the oldest general on this board pipsqueak

I just falseflagged on Yea Forums, lads.

Congrats, you've really made something of yourself

RamLover69???

depends on how deep your vagina goes

thinking about onions

>going to Yea Forums
Why

It's an honor to be joined by men.... and not FAGGOT ASS CORNHOLIN /hoc/ POSTERS WHO RUIN MY BOARD.
THEY SHOULD FUCKIN DIE.

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Thinking about posting in this thread but not sure if it was early or not

2004-05 NHL was kino

>cornholin
you bet

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the gm mode during that era was amazing

based wheel man putting /hoc/aholics like me in their place

it was not, created at post 501 before the janny had at it
t. op

can confirm, was post #500 in the last thread

That's because the based Red Wings ran the league. The NHL will regain its primacy once our saviors return to their rightful position at the top. The league died when the pongs won in 09.

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>poo in loo

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*I was
we wuz
dey be
bip bapbiddily bo bop

youtube.com/watch?v=EO7XffhGFCY

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20 years being a /hoc/ poster and for what? I die and that animal cocksucing piece of shit janny doesn't give me a fucking sticky.
no more /hoc/ no more of this.

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for me it's getting completely naked before taking a shit

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Didn't get a sticky:
>Michael Cimino
>Agnes Varda
>Harold Ramis
>Dennis Hopper
>Chuckle Brother
>Bruno Ganz
>Bud Spencer
>Lauren Bacall
>Carol Channing
>Albert Finney
>Zsa Zsa Gábor
>Mike Nichols
>Milos Forman
>Seijun Suzuki
>Nicolas Roeg
>Jonathan Demme
>Jacques Rivette
>Andrzej Wajda
>Andrzej Zulawski
>Vilmos Szigmond
>Etore Scola
>Abbas Kiarostami
>Tobe Hooper
>Jeanne Moreau
>Sam Shepard
>Martin Landau
>Anne Wiazemsky
>Juraj Herz
>Vittorio Taviani
>Nelson Pereira dos Santos
>Ermanno Olmi
>Shinobu Hashimoto
>Neil Simon
>Scott Wilson
>John Singleton
>Stanley Donen
>Bernardo Bertolucci
>John Mahoney
>Doris Day
>Don Rickles
>Tim Conway
>Glen Campbell

Got a sticky:
>Gay nigger from HBO's vampire soap opera
>Gay nigger who made gaming reaction videos
>Mom from some old American sitcom
>Dad from some 80's kid comedy
>Dog from Bush's Baked Beans commercial
>Junkie retard only known for shoving a toy car up his ass
>Junkie retard only known for some faggy normie "musical" show
>Billy Crystal
>George Clooney
>Washed up old fart only famous for a 5 minutes meme role in Kubrick's worst movie
>Midget from Austin Powers
>Old Jew from the Battletoads show
>"pl0x dont spoil endgay or else"
>Logan Paul and KSI
>Some country redneck

Guys i played hockey tonight. With a dwindling white population, how much hockey do we actually have left

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as long as canada exists the hockey will flow

>Dont forget every single dlc character from smash gets his own sticky

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Guys with players so big and fast now, shouldnt we make hockey rinks a bigger , like maybe 4 feet larger radius. This would open up the game more

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hockey will be fully blacked epic nba style by 2040

Blah blah. Shut the fuck up. Bring back the rover. I want 6 on 6 and I want hits from behind and I want fighters foiled up.
Safety is stupid and gay

i want that blue light on the puck STAT

>furpuck

Who wants to join my squad?

I play warhammer and arkham horror from time to time

For me it's Carcassonne plus the red box expansion. Wish I didn't lose my copies ;(

Seems a bit gay lad

Who is this manlet and am I suppose to care?
>le give yourself dementia before 65 all for a 300k a year paycheck that lasts 2-4 years before you get flushed
Nice sport ya got there

any good seattle team names, lads?

seattle petrol sniffers

seattle cunnysseurs

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seattle /hoc/s

>with number one pick in spansiondraft, xheattle dickgirls take from binlan, kucko kuckold

Xheattle Dickgirls

what role does bulju play with the penisladies

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG SO FUCKING HILARIOUS

Franchise player

based

what do you think of shannons favourite teams /hoc/?

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>panturds & s*ns in top 5
o i am laffin

seattle jeremy spoke in class todays

Seattle freezin rest his head on a pillow made of concrete

>Panthers
Again, fucking why

seattle >rags

thinking about blooming onions

...

with the stankiest bleu cheese available, melting off a fondue fountain

Seattle Dylan Harris and Eric klebold

Does the blooming onion count as onion rings?

HUOMENTA

Finland eats reindeer and pancakes, and his favorite drink is milk. I learned this in college

I played like shit tonight lads, blocked several shots and picked up an assist but was still -3 I think

Hello fren

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>he actually plays hockey

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wtf i love sneed now?!?!?!?!?1

huomenta
i'm finishing this handle TONIGHT

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/hoc/ hockey team when

Was it just a regular sneed?

i call dibs on angry, yelling, boomer coach

this seattle posting is absolute /cric/ tier

seattle sublimeposting

Seattle Swedes

i call dibs on small, fast, goal scorer who completely disappears in the playoffs

it has to be
>50 procents Finnish
>20 procents Quebec
>10 procents snowbelt USA
>10 procents Halifax
>7 procents Sweden
>2 procents alberta
>1 procent Latvia
>-100 procents grease

ill be the teams subban

>snowbelt usa
oxymoron

For the record I call being captain and starting left wing
Sorry, no blacks.

This is 10% percent luck
20% percent skill
15% percent concentrated power of will
5% percent pleasure
50% percent pain
And a 100% percent reason to remember the name

And feed

he knows they fucked themselves big time

based and 2005pilled

>percent percent
can i get that in procents

I’ll give you 50 procent of my foot up your ass

my life is in ruins and i just want some hockey

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go rewatch the >laffs get dabbed on from any given year

>le epic Nazi mane tv show
Cringe

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94106175
>Le brainlet hates anything the media tells him to poster
youtu.be/D23XzeDSZ6I
Shits kino you dumb faggot

Nigga shoulda stuck with lp

Business idea: hostile communist takeover but the only reason why is to make stadium beer prices uniform across the continent and it's no more than 5$ a beer, 4$ for a hot dog, 3.50$ for onion rings

more like Million Dollar Foot up your faggot ass

I've watched the show a dozen times. Ya got worked by me kid

penis is quite swol rn

The Finland

4 dollars seems quite expensive for a hot dog, i would not pay this price

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youtube.com/watch?v=JEvy8mROAj0

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reminder costco sells a hotdog + 12 oz drink combo for $1.50, decent quality too

Based and Jesuspilled

I visited hfboards and found this

>Kind of off-topic but anyone watching Monday Night Raw? It's taking place in Newark and there's a very visible sign saying "Kakko over Hughes"

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The membership is almost worth it just for those fuckin hot dogs
Everything else is shit there unfortunately

>you now remember dykepuck poster

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good contribution, finland.

odd looking face holding that sign

he'll be back
a diamond in the rough

>hfboards
>mandrama
>poo jersey
A more irrelevant opinion there could not be

haven't forgotten him

got a diamond in my rought right now, lad

Can’t wait for everyone to leave so I can have /hoc/ all to myself

nobody else posts here user you are talking to ai

I am also ai

>you now remember the dykes are still on strike because they had too many fans so they had to shutdown one of the two 6 team professional women's leagues

more like youre GAY-i

Happy Nunavut day

why would you choose hughes over kakko? makes no fucking sense. hughes will be a ryan nugent-hopkins style bust. still talented but not a game changer

So will kakko though

don't talk to me or my son krappo kasserole ever again

Kaapo Stan Lee Cupcake :--D

who was in the wrong here

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>ayo FUCK ME daddy

The father for not raising his son proper

Questions for Finland:
How is Kaapo's english?
And does he seem like a normal person?

absolutely disgusting

i'm thinking these as a third.

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looks like hilary knight desu.

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Society

His english is ok and already better than Panarin's. He is as normal as a Finn can be.

I’ve been saying Hillary is a dude for years now finally someone else finally takes the red pill

hillary knight is a qt

they're called horsies you uncultured leafs

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Cool. Perhaps my view of finnish players has been wrongly skewed after guys like Barkov, Laine and pulju. When there are plenty of normal ones

delet

til you see her feet

just woke up what are we seething about today?

It’s already been decided
>have the ugliest logo in the league
>have the ugliest colours in the league
>your alternate jersey can be literally anything
>make it a minimalistic version of the same fucking logo

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i'm angry about helmets and can't shitpost more readily about bald spots

does he play sauna gollum?

Dirty pucks in shallow I reckon

reminder that bracketnig made a faggy dubs game in Yea Forums, then cheated and got exposed; and kept playing by himself against randy

yeah but i don't like her for her feet i like her for her cute face. and she likes hockey

trusting tripfags

Kakko, Rantanen and Aho are good examples of "normal finns"

She’s a god damn gorilla mate

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oh shit nigga damn edibles xD

Thought about mentioning Aho and Rantanen as examples actually

so is ur mom but i'd still fuck her. just don't let me see those ugly ass feet and i'm good

My mom is a lesbian

thinking about making a PBR hockey helmet for beer league

are you a test tube babby?

No she only became a lesbian after my dad cheated on her with her bff

out of a old case or painting something on an helmet?

/our guy/ confirmed

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that's not really a lesbian then

my ex wife is a lesbian

painting but i like the old case idea better

every girl i crushed on in HS was conveniently a lesbian

Well she’s been with the same lady for like 10 years now
Hi dad

there is potential there

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what are the stats on that armor setup here?

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
>lickalotapus

Could /hoc/ pass the turing test?

@TSNBobMcKenzie 2m ago
Multiple sources confirming Kaapo Kakko is a /hoc/ poster. Monitoring situation.

i couldn't pass a sobriety test

test

WATCHING RAW LADS

high test post

sounds more like she just really really really hates men so she forcibly opted for women instead

tested

munching on some blackberries lads. Anyone want some

hes gone full berserker
minimal at best

Where can I buy a breathalyzer? I’d like to be able to see what I’d blow should I get pulled over
Inb4 a suck cock joke

i got something for you to blow, lad

suck my cock bitch lmao

Shut the fuck up, Teds.

What’s the difference

irked that americans with duis can't go into canada yet drunk canadians with duis drive into new york to pick up liquor all the time. JUST LEMME LOOK AT THE MOOSE

well it's not like one day she discovered she liked poontang all of a sudden so she left your dad

what in the gay happened to the off season d&d

Is that true? I thought it worked both ways. Just sneak in brah

West coast west coast what is up my african americans

i say we expel every single last fucking euro from the NHL. when was the last time our league was free from the disgusting euro menace influence anyway? SICKENING

ted here
suck my fucking cock lmao

chillin chillin

i'm smoking pot lads

Chill the fuck out Don

i don't blame you guys, i wouldn't want drunk americans driving into my country all willy nilly and causing accidents with their shit driving. one day i'll slip in through alaska, check out the caribou

*GLURGH* *GLURGH* *GLURGH*

HOLD ON, I'M ABOUT TO DING-DONG DIDDLY CUM!!

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aight coo' coo'
I'm just hanging at the beach with some bitches (pic related it's me)

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You look like a twat hah

ALL OF A SUDDEN DR. DRE IS A G THANG
BUT ON HIS OLD ALBUM COVER HE WAS LOOKIN LIKE A SHE THANG

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You look like a fine gamer gentleman my friend

word up, me and my squad just posted up you know, doing thangz

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Let's start our own league. Fuck bettman.

Yeah but she’s been munching carpet now for 10 years I think if she wasn’t really gay she’d have gotten sick of it by now

>dre becomes a billionaire
>eazy e literally dies of AIDS
what did he mean by this?

suge knight stabbed him with an aids needle

maybe she was bi all along

i like tripfags

MOTHERFUCK DRE
MOTHERFUCK SNOOP
MOTHERFUCK DEATHROW

thanks dawg much appreciated
bitches be h8in cuz they aint us
i see youse reppin dem blues, respect

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FUCK finland

Woah...

eazy e was a pusy nobody and ice cube wrote his lines in nwa.

and FUCK wypipo

A good breathalyzer can be a bit expensive. Cheap ones should not be relied upon, they'll give you the wrong answer more often than not.
They're free to buy though, so a quick google search should give you options

>rags

AND YO HERE COMES MY LEFT BLOW

CUZ ITS THE EAZY-E N' THIS IS THE SEASON TO LET THE REAL MUTHA FUKKIN G'S IN

Tryna relax in bed and bugs be all crawlin up on me n shiet

Thinking I could wipe the floor with any of you scrubs 1v1

can't expect hard work from a dude who names himself eazy e

/hoc/ frens?

for me it's /east coast/
youtube.com/watch?v=izr8rxhdlAA

today was a good day

yes :)

gotta admit i prefer Niggaz4Life over Straight Outta Compton, dropping Ice Cube's political pretenses dumbed down the group to hilarious results

protect ya neck

Matthew Good > Rap

Sweden still has to apologize

For what? The "supposed" "war crimes"?

?

Yes
You know what you did

one of the greatest coontunes ever produced
youtube.com/watch?v=yOQGhC5nzus

Literally never happened and even if they did they had it coming.

no i don't

I only listen to white people music

for me, its Duel of The Iron Mic, 4th Chamber, Living in the World Today, and Gold

>australians
>white

hell yea pardnr
youtube.com/watch?v=-LI8X-GhFA8

Thinking about that beauty blonde burger with the bomb blue line blasts

for me it's
youtube.com/watch?v=YrpHzc-kBpw
beat starts at 0:53

swedebros apologize for nothing
/hoc/ has always been and always will be a strictly finnophobic general

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And it'll only be obscure cities that no one has ever heard of

Gonna heem the next finn I see

for me? its stompin tom connors

Based

Yuma and raleigh?

the only thing you'll heem is your dick for the 6th time today before crying yourself to sleep

3rd and I just drink myself to sleep you ass rapist

sounds like a saturday night

Yuma yes. Raleigh maybe.

watching some parks and reddit

>"Watch this man DESTROY LIBKEKS with FACTS and LOGIC"

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It's alright but has based aubrey plaza

#FreeMyNiggaVoynov

would pay to see anna kendrick get checked into the boards

vocaroo.com/i/s0EkDdSP8xuN

redpill is codeswitch for spoonfeed

thinking about onions

cringe and bluepilled

based reddit cringe

Wish I could be bothered to beat my meat that often
Half the time I just go to sleep with a boner cause I don’t feel like expending the effort

redpill me on bluepill
y'see?

redpill is just a buzzword

redpill me on buzzwords

buzzword is a buzzword

thinking about heeming my dick for the 6th time today

I'm sittin' in a bar on the inside, Waitin' for a ride on the outside.
She broke my heart in the trailer park
So I stole the keys to her fuckin' car
Crashed that piece of shit and then stepped away

its a mechanism brainlets and basedboys use in a futile effort to discredit powerful argumentation that they cannot hope to compete with

have secks

jokes on you im a gay bottom sex is easy to come by

be my gf?

sorry i dont date virgins lol

The Blues never won the Cup, r-right? Boston is the one getting the banner....right...ha ha....

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Real Pondering Hours because I spend lots of time pondering the universe and deep pucks at these hours

I've had sex with several life experiences
Have you even jumped off a boat?

wash your fucking pucks, user

real pusy hours cuz I'm gonna look at some pusy and beat my dick

yeah, your dads boat. its bigger

Wish I could be the puck washing boy for my team desu

real _________ hours

you're not the only boy he let's jump off his boat

oWo

cricket

every hour is a real /hoc/ hour

/hoc/ is not even real

reminder to get a full 8 hours sleep

just figured out that fat sebbo is the american poster in /cric/ lads

Stand up
You're out of luck like two dogs stuck
Iron Man be sippin' rum, out of Stanley Cups

5am to 1pm every day

real phrenship hours

Why didn't you tell me this two hours ago?

real loli hours

ooga booga where da wyte cunny @

Real Seattle Hours

Seattle Real Specific Hour's

bangoober ganugs

next thread better be a finnish OP

Seattle Closing Time You Don't Have To Go Home But You Can't Stay Here
I KNOW WHO I WANT TO TAKE ME HOME
I KNOW WHO I WANT TO TAKE ME HOME
I KNOW WHO I WANT TO TAKE ME HOME

Thinking about making an early thread

got a post I want to share in the next thread.

thinking about mental stuff, none of which are related to hockey

seattle new threads

2 MORE POSTS C'MON GUYS 2 MORE PSOTS

>rags

all you niggas sleeping and living your lives that's cool, i'll solitarypost

...

>youtube.com/watch?v=pqzPzR9OiuE

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>kerdasi amaq

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