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This is Khabib after having a dirty filthy hard sex with your sweet Mother
this is the thread
Has she always looked like Matt Hughes?
can calling out another can
Embarrassing, even Cockhold would beat bum Smif
>Smith
>Can
hes half black have some respect
Nate would heem Khabib
>Jon Bones Jones is still the GOAT
That is Haram he would not do this
See the thing is I really wanted to make the next thread but I have over 400 tabs open right now so opening a new one takes like 5 minutes.
wake up khabib
Guys I just came up with the best gameplan ever
At the start of every round, for 3 minutes fight careful and smart, then all of a sudden go retarded and start throwing the biggest, the most hay producing bombs you can.
The opponent will be too shocked and wont be able to dodge
prime me would heem any brit posting in /heem/
Aspen heems Nunes
Ah the Cody Garbrandt
You're thinking of Cody Garbrandt. He's a total can loser.
> santos dominates jones
Mousasi dominates jones
Rebook
>being scared of black p3opl3
CAnthony Shit loses next 2 fights screencap this
Smif literally wins the rematch against Jon
Rate my ufc card
Jon Jones vs Daniel Cormier III
Amanda Nunes vs Valentina Shevchenko III
Conor Mcgregor vs Nate Diaz III
Joanna Jedrzejczyk vs Claudia Gadelha III
Tyron Woodley vs Stephen Thompson III
now that jons been exposed. How quickly does henry heem him?
Hey I would like to fight you
*lunges at you while my boys hold me back*
Which fighter am I?
santos heems ngannou
Henry would wheel kick Bones in the dick
Reminder to Filter German posts.
3/10 the turbo can card
>no Tony
Surrry b. Trie ahgain
The Jiu Jitsu Breakdown/JBB! on How Ben Askren _______________.
he flushs luke unironically
If you are juiced to the gills, when you are getting pieced up you can literally just walk forward and spam haymakers like a barfight and win like Paulo does.
Cody is far too natty and CTE'd to pull that off
I wish ufc would do a megacard or some shit
khabob or marty usmonkey
Romero heems Costa. He's on better juice. Both Rockhold and Whittaker said hitting him was like hitting steel
subbed Jorge
HOLD ONTO YOUR UNDERWEARS.
I GANNA FACK YOU.
havent eaten in 30 hours
For the fans that be great, but businesswise that be the worst idea ever
keep going, see what happens
I used to fuck guys like you in highschool
Congrats you might make weight for our fight. Can't wait to heem you.
you brits keep talking shit why dont we just meet up, I can get tickets to london for 50 euros tomorrow
lets go prick
Luke rockhold is retired bro and even if he fought against smith it wouldn't matter because they're both cans at this point. If he fights someone like johnny walker a prospect then id consider him a semi can
> If he fights someone like johnny walker a prospect then id consider him a semi can
lets not get carried away now
>being this proudy
knock him out holländer
stream it
Lucky you are too poor to afford the flight to the US or I would heem you myself
>Makes memes
Hey DS. Who in your opinion is the best fighter to come out of Hawaii who isn't a cutbabby?
Daily reminder that nunes entire run is based on beating strikers. She's not the goat.
Dern chokes her out in the 1st round.
Suck my dick if you disagree.
Jorge beats Khabib
What meme was Adesanya referring to?
Poo Fight League
BJ
*TS not DS that wouldn't make any sense.
Good choice and the correct one.
i can afford it, lad and Ive about had it w your shit
I hope it wasn't this if it was Adesanya is the biggest bitch ever
Gay
thats what I thought british bitches keep silent
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This is the only meme rob has put up in recent memory. Imagine getting that revved by this
you hanging in there buddeh?
based fuck these nerds
who do you guys shea is next for jorge "gamebred" masvidal?
literally laughed out loud.
Heem'd by Woodley or Usman and back to can status.
>Bender
>Reaper
Uh okay pissrael. No wonder whittaker was so confused
*see as next
can tony ferguson beat him at 155 or 170?
elessdee really just needs to give up grappling before he starts
With arms like that he is going to get armbarred and kimura'd by stocky manlets every day for the rest of his life
Oh yeah? Well I'm a 6ft 130lbs twink and I would probably wrestle as hard as I could in your strong embrace to no effect, and when I'm too tired to move my arms anymore I would kiss you as a last attack, and then you would kiss back and stare lovingly into my eyes
Thats not even a meme, more like a riddle
I don't want to envision a future without any more comfy Luke heems. H-he's coming back, right?
>implying luke wouldn't heem him stiff
what a mutt
Nunes doesn’t have a half-black baby, so she wins.
you are five feet flat with a net worth of $100,000, never won a title
...what
The Luke chapter is over, his name will be sealed in the heem annals forever.
cazz
Nearly 9 times the view count, yeah me thinks “Street Jesus” is gonna fade back in to obscurity after he’s heemed by Woodley, Covington or Usman
holy fuckin casual
cazzie
Is that guy who used to post join the team still around? Thoughts on Weidman moving to 205?
what the fuck is wrong with ma niggas hair
Can Whittaker become a middleweight GOAT contender?
Smif trashes Luke 10/10 times
Id love to see it
lmao top cazz
ever heard of the fuckin SPIDER bro
literally confirms jorge masvidal's point about racists who watch MMA.
I'm new to heem pls no bully
If you was at a UFC event would you try and touch the fighters as they walkout like everyone else does?
Well yeah, but Whittaker has time on his side
only if he never gets injured again and spends his prime wrecking house as active champ
Who is everyone's favorite fighter?
he should. people were really pushing hard for arlovski to retire after Kharitonov in strikeforce and he had plenty of fights after that and could have won the world title if they gave him his deserved shot after going 4-0 in his return to the UFC. There's no reason for Luke to retire.
Corey Anderson will Heem JBJ for me, dilly, and gyno nips everywhere.
No. I don't yell at events either. No one came there to hear you attention whore.
Empirically it's Conor "Gooby" McGregor
No, I don't want to be seen doing anything that could be considered embarassing on camera. That includes cheering and booing. I would sit with correct posture and an interested facial expression the whole time
Responding to the action isn't embarrassing.
he has time but he doesnt even have 1/10th of silva's skill
btw now that I think about it he doesnt even have time
get out
Yoelito would have shadowrealmed prime Anderson. Andy would have attempted to take the piss and his jaw would have been sent into the stratosphere because of it
>pre-usada fighter
>goat
Dont be scared homie.
Unironically did this when I went live, I did enjoy it but I just wished I was watching at home instead.
never called him the GOAT
Silva was 31 when he won the title, Whittaker is still only 28
Silva was on steroids, Whittaker isn't
cans
did you even read the post you were replying to ayoub al hashish
Heem is a dog general
>Talks shit about Whitaker going to a decision with "old man" Yoel
>Has a 29-28 against 44 year old Silva
The state of Adesanya's trash talking lmao
since you're a self-admitted cazzie i'll forgive you for this simplistic view on the situation
silva fought like 6 times in a year, whittaker fights once a year, no way will whittaker ever achieve silva status
I would've said no but I was lucky enough to get seats right at the side for Werdum vs Volkov in London and I high fived a few that stuck their arms out. Felt cool and everyone was doing it.
someone post the grainy selfie of nate and nick where they are both clearly high as a kite and nick has an amusingly retarded look on his face
Yeah I was meme-ing but it's definitely what I'd do. Rogaine says it's best to watch at home anyway
you should be castrated
Viper
Kill your self my man
why isn't she hanging out with people her age ?
no
What are Jorge's path to victory over Khabib?
who is she
Never been a fan of Rockhold, enjoyed him getting heemed by BisGod and Yoel. That Jan KO was more sad than anything. Based, but sad.
By being the first fighter that is actually the same size as Cutbabib and no-selling his shitty takedown shots
I still laugh when I see this
ben is such a fuckin can
>Interview of a guy who got KTFO, who hasn't said anything other than a single sentence on twitter has more views than the guy who has been interviewed 9 billion times since Saturday night about his knockout
>Pulls race card and a fucking moron user defends it
You are a fucking moron
Without resorting to low brow humor who is your favorite woman mixed martial artist?
silva is the MW goat
you? you suck cock
Khabib
lol got ya
based he's my favourite fighter as well
What did he post?
the girl wearing khabib's blonde wig
You're correct, now who's this
Hey I would like to fight you
*punches you while security hold you back*
Which fighter am I?
MMMM WHATCHA SAYYYYYYY
MMMMM THAT YOU ONLY MEANT WELLLLLLL
posted lewds about mini khabib
Askren wins the rematch
Prove me wrong
Thinking about getting into MMA and doing some amateur fights, any advice?
I dont think he even beats smif at this point
>4AM
yep
im thinkin im finna jack the fuck off right now
I wish Luke could have gotten his shit together desu
What kind of guy gets knocked out 5 times and never makes any adjustments?
Eating magic mushrooms reverses CTE.
How much of Askren's chin do you think is left?
I doubt it's what it once was, and at his age it's hard to say if he can alter his style enough to make up for it.
Schaub is getting exposed
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he might be a bigger brainlet than cody
askren is definitely deleted
Watch Schaub's special
Then realize that you will make 50x more money being an unfunny hack withiut having to get CTE and drop the mma
why would tyron fight stephen again he beat him twice
All comedians lie to make their stories funnier but that cut to the perfect english likeable asian doctor is brutal
It's tawlf, b. A lot of good memories that I have to let go now that Luke is probably gone for good. What do you do when you reach the end but you can't move on?
was Askren out? i saw a thumbs up
yeah but can he last in the bathhouse with joe that's the real test b
this was beyond based
i thought the standup was forgettable but didnt realize the extent of his lies
Heard from somebody in the know that Nunes is on TRT, USADA has accepted it as 'medically necessary', which is just bewildering to me since they cracked the whip on men using test.
Smif would nuke Rockhold
Askren said on Helwani that this was the first heem in his whole life. If people like Gaycheese are still fine and fighting, he should be fine too
schaub is a retard but he's our retard
yooooooo we havent heard about gaethje in a HELLA long time
what is he doin? he should fight el cringeuy
Schaub only made it as a calmedian because of Rogan's CIA connections.
she's all natty
who the fuck cares nigger, Tony has to fight Kebab next, put him against Gooby
>liking Assfeetall
Fencer's response is always worrying, and he took a lot of damage.
I'm not saying he's done, but for both his career and his children he would be better off coming up with a better gameplan than "walk forward and hope for the best".
> wah wah racism
based schaub. Seems his critics were hoping for him to pull a rogan and talk about having sex with blacks for 2 hours straight.
>gooby
retired
>kebab
fighting poorier
who can gaycheese fight next? only el cringuy. the rest of LW is a step down
tony is a retard anyway he would probably accept that fight too even tho he shouldnt
Luke can make money modeling. There's no reason to continue to get CTE and have knee problems for the $250k a year he's making from MMA
yeah and i heard from somebody in the know that your mom is a nigger
What's your most disliked rogan-ism?
For me it's when he slightly squints his eyes and lightly smiles while talking.
I've only seen women and rogan do this
it's not about money it's about dignity
Don't you talk shit about us, you UK fags have no champions.
took a lot of damage against Robbie*
Just checked Reddit so I know my stance on Ben/Jorge
At first I was Pro-Askren because of the three piece meme, but Askren became Reddit's boy after his interview with Helwani today, and they've all decided they hate Masvisal now, so Masvidal is officially based and redpilled, and was ALWAYS my boy.
when he condescendingly talks down on somebody's opinion, especially since he's always wrong
One fluke flying knee doesn't change the fact askren had octagon control the whole fight
Askren wins the rematch,original match and trilogy fight don't @ me
based, leaf BTFO
i doubt he knows better than to be the predictable one trick pony he is, he'll come back fighting the same way, smug faggot got what he deserved
>nudges mic with chin before he delivers a stupid take
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH HE HURT EM
Ben will always be my boy, reddit or not
You niggers have no boy-loyalty
his walking forward strategy works well once he's in kickboxing range. It appears that his problem is the very start of the rounds when they are so far away. This is why I think he should just circle around the octagon for the first 20 seconds until they are close enough that they can't run at him.
>It's entirely possible
I swear he thinks this phrase makes him an intellectual
I guarantee you didn't even watch his fights before he got signed to the UFC fuck off georges u gay fag
I think Jorge just doesn't like spergs to be honest
>lose 3-2 to man with one leg
>GOAT
fuck off, /fraud/
That's right, I didn't. Why would I watch smellator or BUM?
i need to shave my beard, starting to look like street jesus
didn't that fucking moron think Rousey could throw with Mayweather
When he starts talking about how comedy is an art form
Which I don't necessarily disagree, hes definitely jerking himself off so fucking much. And especially anyone in his circle of comedian friends that he rolls with are definitely not even close to creating "art"
That or people hate street trash no matter their color. Browns just happen to be street trash more often.
his gay
>wooooooOOOOOOoooo!!!!!
when a fighter lands a significant strike
conceive, believe, achieve.
is jones a can?
dana is never lettting woodley touch the belt
Every time he says that comedy is a craft to be honed as a skill not dissimilar to a martial art, I just flash back to him pretending to be Brock Lesnar fucking joe in the ass on stage and shouting BROCK SMASH
I wish I could shave but my facial hair is so coarse, ingrown hairs out the ass and they look nasty
Conceive, believe, get BLACHED.com by jan
selling snake oil or bringing other people on like peterson so they can sell snake oil
rogans commentary in general is annoying as fuck
i invented john jones
boom roasted
>mfw Ben redeems himself by ending George's career
gonna be good lads
being called a comedian instead of ufc commentator
I've never actually heard him say that to be honest
hey guys. New invention here.
Jon "Pwns" Jones.
You'll only get it if ur 1337 like me aha
>One time I robbed a hooker and pissed my pants
AHAHAHAH, now THIS is art. His clique are the CM Punk of standup
If jon gave away a lot of money he'd be jon 'loans' jones hehe
When he's having sex he's jon 'moans' jones haha
Wmma is a joke
>literally talks like brown trash the whole time
>starts to eat on camera
Didn't even make it boyz. This guy is shit tier.
is Ben "Funky" Askren flushed? what's next for his career?
i actually find Schulz to be pretty funny
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>if you was at
>you was at
Stop talking like that.
everyone was tuning in hoping for CTE, don't play yourself
this, we all heard Masvidal talk already, his interviews have millions of views
>has the hottest wife
>is the best at standup
>genuinely the most likable
>is the best at fighting
>secure in himself, doesn't try to be something he's not
>open minded and redpilled
How can the other Roganfags even compete?
He murks Khabib
eddie is the only reason I watch JRE
One banger of a redemption arc
Screencap this
Are you under the age of 12? No, then you're too old.
Colby unironically is a better fighter than Jorge. Look at both their fights with Maia
>married a porn star
Yeah, quite "redpilled"
i honestly don't mind the black and grey tats tbqh
Can't believe Schmo dropped Ben so fast and jumped to George after they were so tight. Ruthless insectoid Jew.
youtube.com
he gave Ben the 3 dip and a soda
she did lesbian stuff. Still gonna be a based from me
Maia was flushed like shit in the Tyron fight and took the Colby fight only 3 months after.
You forgot
>the most alpha
>youtube.com
>"Ben was talking so much shit"
like what? he just said his beard was bad and his muscles weren't that big wtf is this narrative they're trying to push
It's the normie cazzie narrative. We cannot change it we can only observe
Ben talked about beating George in training, which was a pretty shithead move in all fairness but that was it.
I think George just instinctively picked up on his asperger's couldn't stand it.
Eddie must be on cloud nine right now with today's news
tfw usman is going to blueball colby and jorge so that they have to fight eachother
youtube.com
>post-239 episode discussing the events of the show including what will go down as one of the greatest KO's of all time, the jaw breaking of Luke, Amanda heeming all other champs, controversial Jones decision, Yadong heem, Shahbazyan looking like a munster, talking about Izzy seething about Bobby's meme, etc
>brings on some rando strongman who doesn't know shit about mma
Literally worse than Schaub. Eddie was the best case scenario but i would still have rathered Schaub than this.
>one fight ends a lifelong friendship
imagine being a friendlet
>someone makes obvious joke
>Rogan: "That would never work, you would die. You have to take the stuff seriously man."
I like Rogan and most of his interviews but holy shit he's the dude that can never just play out a fake situation for the fun of a conversation.
>wouldn't it be cool if we all had wheels for feet?
>Rogan: "That would be super dangerous. WHe I lived in Colorado there was snow, you could slip and die. Human feet are perfect evolutionary designs. Jamie pull up a gorilla fishing with a stick."
They likely wouldn't fight each other unless a title is involved
I unironically think they'll try to block Colby with Askren or Till first. WME is saving Jorge as his last roadblock
they're going to be told to fight for an interim belt
>Till
Will likely move up if he has any sense.
Can someone explain how masvidal isn't reddit? Literally all I see posted over there is le epic 3 piece and soda meme
I could unironically see this. Colby is Tony 2.0
caring about what reddit likes/dislikes is the most reddit thing you can do
Colby ALREADY took a shot at Jorge in his helwani interview today with the "he's on a little win streak right now, 2 wins in his last 4" shit
Colby will sell Jorge down the river when it comes to it just like he's started laying hard into his old teammate Robbie
Hopefully Spergvidal takes it seriously and unfriends him and heems him
He is p4p #1 the most reddit MMA fighter of all time post three piece
Reddit turned on him after he took the two extra shots on Askren and is still talking shit about him post-heem
He's come full circle and became /ourguy/ again
>Literally all I see posted over there is le epic 3 piece and soda meme
because he just won, and stay there, faggot
This is what I thought
My guy is still Ben askren
DC will never be usurped from his position as king of reddit fighters. Khabib will stay number 2 forever.
masvidal wouldn't even heem max griffin
Why can't Colby draw?
me on the left
racism against white people
He does. shitskins and soibois hate watch him like yhite people with Floyd
Here's the video of Jorge drilling the knee 48 hours before the fight
because art school's for faggots
His number's aren't anything impressive to be honest, I just don't see him doing good business for the UFC
Why would you ever,ever, ever go to that shit ass site?
because hes a bum
If the cazzie mma fan knows your name then you are doing good business for the ufc
askren wins the rematch
nobody knows who colby is
jorge will never have a reason to give that bum a rematch
this is considered a double knee right?
Seethe harder kikegerian cuckmare marty fakenewsman
Wheres your picture with Nigbama huh?
the president does
>13 losses
>calling someone else a bum
KEK.
Yes indeedy. I heard twitchy call it that earlier.
trump probably forget about that bum as soon as he walked out of the office
utterly based
>not knowing trump is a longtime heemer
stay caz
Trump built MMA
trump only fucks with true heemers. Not wrestleniggers into fallout cosplay
Fucking cringe. Lil Donny is a true fight fan and ambassador of the sport
twitter.com
Without him we are nothing
>tito
>heemer
tito was the original wrestlefucker
>ohhh look at me i have to be special and different from what everybody else did lol!
kys yourself Bug Rose
tito wasn't afraid to STAND AND BANG unlike colby canington who literally was outstruck by maia
Out of Tito's 20 wins, only 6 are decisions
>t. fucking punk
what am I supposed to give him a heem participation trophy for getting heemed so many times fuck off commie
it was funny, stop being such a sperg. it'd be shitty if she did what everyone else did
I seriously doubt that.
*tips singlet*
I'm so happy for Luke Thomas, he'll be covering boxing and mma on showtime
He should be a rocket scientist for NASA like his brother.
i'm happy with him just being arrogant and pissing people off with his opinions
schaub said luke is a hall of famer. Thoughts on this?
I mean they let bisping in and rockhold had a marginally lesser career so why not
Luke Rockhulled?
cringe
Askren unironically won the story of the fight.
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TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
I NEED A MINUTE TO MYSELF
SO I CAN DRIFT AWAY
YOU WILL NEVER GET TO ME
WHAT CAN'T BE DONE I'LL DO MYSELF
SO I CAN SLIP AWAY
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLL NOW IM SEEING REDDDDDDDDDDDD
FAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL WAR INSIDE MY HEEAAAAAAAAAAA-EEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAD
Greatest MMA journalist of all time
mma is reddit
based
Can someone explain Schaub’s “Jamal was Asian” bit to me? It went a little over my head.
>martial artist that moonlights as a male model who's ultimately brought down by his own arrogance
Luke Rockhold is like an anime villain. Sad to see him so thoroughly flushed.
brendan the racist was expecting jamal to be a nigger but he was in fact a chink
>Ping was a NIGGER
It wasn't during the goobster era, but the three piece era is pure reddit
>walks away from interview
>starts punching hater in the background
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why is he so fucking based?
I don't get it either. Its a common name in the urban Filipino population
How smug do you think he feels knowing that he flushed luke
To Brokeback Scarab's credit, it really is unheard of for an Asian man to be named Jamal. Nobody would have assumed that he wakes up on the chopstick side of the bed in the mornings instead of the fork side
Looking back his talk about walking with his hands behind his back was bullshit, he went up there fully intending to heem Pisswards
Well theres a doctor who is asian who works for the ufc and speaks better english than schaub, and in his act schaub gives him a heavy chinese accent and furthermore acts as though the doctor completely ignored his pain , yet the doctor seems to have a good repuatuon and relationship with all the fighters. Not sure how awkward it must be for schaub to see him in the hall when he goes to ufc fights to watch knowing how much he twists how he actually is
>Smif sits down in front of Jones and eats kicks and punches for 5 rounds
>calls out Cockhold for being absent
haha, used to like this cunt. Whats the use of hanging around when you are too scared to take the title or even attempt it?
List of fighters who MUST retire after 239
Asscream
Holly 'Its maam' Holme
Cockhold
Diego
Smiff
Toilet Till (although unhinged gatekeeper Till could be entertaining)
Shitboy Shitrone
Given the chance, would you switch your life for Schaub's
Schaub asked him before the special if it was cool. He said yes so there is no problem
Smif will take the belt from Jon
he had his chance and he decided to lay down
Y-Yakasami ain't no ailzhin b. how you have the name Mario and not be jumping in pilpes. Saving the princess from cheeto fingers browlser
So I go the the doctor and he's all like "ching chong ching chong ching chong me love you long time" and sticks a needle in me the size of utah. ahh man I'm never goin back there again
Walker isnt afraid of Jones hype
Cant wait for the crazy eyed happy man to smash can selectors face into the mat
that's what UFC needs, a champ belted for feigning injury
who is more /our guy/ Tony or Colby?
Homeboy im GOOD do NOT stop this fight
I unironically have a greater net worth than Schaub
both in their own way
Askren taking the loss well. Should he retire /heem/?
youtube.com
Based
Hey Brendan, we gotta talk about your comedy special. Have you considered getting back in the octagon?
*checks your oil*
Joe's standup is barely better than Schaub's
Thanks, b
>It begins...
what's wrong with his lips?
More importantly, how does it feel knowing that Bisping's win was not a fluke?
>when a shitty meme match ruins your picks
can we all agree israel adesanya is the goat?
>beats anderson silva
>beats kevin gastelum
>will beat whitaker
like seriously, send him in the hall of fame already
Mt rushmore, b
He probably wrote part of Schaub's special
isn't mma hof filled with bums? its not like its hard to get in so probably
Bowtolx, b. Shlub needs to fire his plastic surlgeon asap.
he will flush Poobert Peetaker and then flush Jones then retire.
jamal was asian and antonina shevchenko is married to pavel fedotov
Does Schaub know?
>inb4 you're called a cuck for not open mouth kissing your mother for 5 mississippis
Askren was winning until he lost
Schaubs comedy is only funny if you know him and realize how hard he is trying and how it still is complete shit lol
Jorge tapped
Jorge heems Khabib
thiago got damn robbed I tell you
Khabitch the cutbabby would never move up. He’d get marked by anyone in the top 5 at welterweight
Diaz heems Khabib
based
RDA beats woodley
Conor heems Khabib in the rematch
The look on Jon's face says it all.
Does anyone honestly think Stipe wins the rematch? He was doing 0 damage to DC and all it took was a tiny punch to drop him.
Ferguson and Holloway heems Khabib
i heem you
>tfw have to wait another whole year for heem day
What are some fights where the loser won the story of the fight?
Anyone have the /heem/ wall of shame?
How would he that
nah, DC has his number and he's been out for too long.
kek
Holy fuck, Stipe did tap to Overeem. Fuck the UFC for playing doctored footage
Joe Rogan discussing Masvidal's KO on today's podcast,
Why Overeem went for the Guillotine, we'll never know
NC (drug failure)
when i watched it live i thought he did, but when they replayed you could see he didn't
but live it definitely looked like it
the tap was clear as day
I'm watching Dana White's Contender Series. It's actually pretty good.
I think Stipe was trying hard to recreate the kick Jones did.
he was knocked out by robbie at least 4 times
You can see Stipe's heemed face for a few seconds before he returns to normal
Jon Jones is the GOAT. Do you guys understand he took on a muay thai BLACK BELT and held his own? He could have taken it to the ground, but he refused to because he was in control.
constant coughing into the mic as a desperate beta attempt to assert dominance and at the same time exhibit his total contempt for listeners
Based calaca
Does he browse heem?
>Wanting Diego to retire
The man has gone on record to say he wants to die in the octagon and Dana says he will continue to let him fight. Let the man die happy.
So is "Disrespected Jorge" a new meme fighter like "Sea Level Cain"?
Loses 3-2 wrestlefuck to poosman
Based. A true student of The Natty GOAT.
if eddie answered the JQ correctly he would officially be god
it's possible he's already there and keeping his power level hidden but i dont think he's capable of being circumspect
Name a fighter you think about daily
go back to r/jre faggot
amanda the cuddle-monster nunes
Robbie woke him back up with punches.
tony ferguson
Faber’s in there and he literally never held a ufc belt.
top 50
Jon Jones is a good person. He's made mistakes in the past, but what person doesn't. He's a changed man and his Christian faith keeps him stronger and closer to God every day.
basado
I would assume he does because the best way to study would be to watch the webms posted on here on loop
>destroys a undefeated can in front of his people
cant wait
Reminder Shias HATE Sunnis and want to see Khabib get heemed. He has my support. Inshallah, Dustin kills the goat fucker
> tfw Ferg finally beats the shit out of this Muslim sexist pig
based
all of you lads
life is a fight and we're all doing our best to win.
r8 my video bros
Bro...
this guy, fuckin clown makin memes now
because his gimmick would only work in the 80s
shut your mouth you filthy animal
*throws a coke can on you*
More importantly, why can't Max Holloway draw? It looks like the UFC has been pushing him should be one of the faces of the company, but his pay-per-views do shit numbers.
shouldnt you be like eating monkeys or something??
i don't want to be fat like you
Absolute goddess.
he plays fortnite
His stupidity in general, I mean, watching him speak to guys like Danaher or Musk was just plain painful, Rogan should had always a third guy on the mic that is on his side but also a knowledgeable guy that is aware of the topics that his guest will get in
I have to say, in hindsight, ducking face first into a full run up flying knee was a bad idea
i really felt like cruz should have commentated the card
joe rogan was dominating the commentary and it was kinda shit
the weird ass mexican accent doesnt help
>Max main
ID EEZ WHAD EED EEEEEEEZZZZ
(times 50 thousand)
this kills the wrestlefuckers
look how he freezes attempting the takedown
its so fucking beautiful
IT IZ WHAT IT IZ XD
3 piece and a soda
He's not conventionally handsome.
>Disdain for plebs
Everyone is checking to see if Ben's speech is fucked up from that brutal knock out
Yeah, I'm thinking you're a fag
this means more than nearly anything else
they're not watching because they like him buddeh
One more run at the strap brotha
It has 909,000 views now.
I hated her during her last fight, now I love her. What is happening to me?
Id say he’s actively ugly. He also sounds like a retard, but it is what it issss
>SO BIZAAARRE
dope reddit spacing bro
he didnt tap so its all good
Who should Diego fight next?
Been laughing all day at Masvidal's manager getting that stupid comic texted to him LOL holy shit
is that actually
reddit spacing
i thought this was reddit spacing
What?
darth vader since he's a jedi
nice 4channel spacing big guy
If you could suck any MMA fighter's dick and swallowing their load would transfer all of their combat knowledge and skills to you, who would be your boy?
Unironically BJPenn.com at flushed weight
Of course you wouldn't post it, you giant homo
...
Jon Jones
Darren THE GORILLA Till
For the last time, I gave up sucking dick years ago.
Jessica Andrade
I was gonna say this but I'm not as tall as him so his skills wouldn't work as well, maybe its better to suck someone your own size
Imagine if after the fight masvidal and ben started kissing lol like what if they sucked eachother after lol jk
I already have decent standup, so I'd probably suck off a top-level jiu-jitsu guy
maybe one of the Gracie fellas, not sure
Ngannou. Not because he's the best necessarily, I just think he'd have a nice, big, juicy black dick that would be enjoyable to suck. The fighting abilities would just be icing on the cake.
You don't have to be tall as Jon. Just be his length in proportion to the weight class you fight at. I'm a pretty tall and lanky guy for FW so Jon would be great for me
brooooo haha imagine if Masdival checking on Ben's oil to wake him up haha
Fag
Like he beat the shit out of Castillo?
kek
I fear you've been duped. Note the way the sent image is on the left side. That image was generated on a fake text message website.
actually got a scoff out of me
Can we sign a petition to give Romero a USADA exemption? I want to see him go as long as possible
Romero is an idiot if he wants to continue fighting. He's a beast, but he got $27 million from a lawsuit. Nigga should realize the CTE is not worth the relaxing and luxurious life he could spend until death.
just open your mum's door, la
i just wanna watch HUNGRY CONOR fight again
as soon as he made his big money, he stopped caring
I wanna see the 60K BABY Conor come back
8^(
You wanna go? Don't do this
lmaoooooooo
lotta pro fighters really have nothing better to do with their time when they retire
wouldn't be surprised if Romero comes back just for the hell of it
>You coming to bed, user?
He hasn't been showing any deterioration like most fighters do especially at his age. PEDs or not, he is still impressive for his age. I hope we at least see him end Costa and Israel before he goes.
>CRACK THE COCONUT
I got banned for asking this once. So fair warning.
Do African women posses the warrior genes?
she brings out a primal urge in me...
Do you think she could heem your mom?
3 piece with the soda!
imagine not being racist in 2019
>warrior genes
youtube.com
Is there any gamer that could heem based LTG
Isn't Joe Lauzon a gamer?
Viscant
Samoans are honestly scarier than blacks
they're the only ethnic group with a higher bone density than blacks, look into it
fershur
He’s currently roaming Toilet Till Land. Formerly known as the shadow realm.
After the Santos fight, I have to say Adesanya heems Jones
>tfw no gf is hurting extra hard today
bro its tough b
overrated desu
My old neighbor used to have a crush on me back in my high school days. She's 3 years younger than me but she's 21 now. Just saw her IG and she's hot as fuck.
do they do it /heem/?
of course they did
its so blatant
they seem really close. if I had to guess, people in the gym gossip about it, haha.
It's the zhangpill
Why do you guys like this spic?
he's pretty good, nay, pretty great, at this fighting business
why are you cooking juan?
literally only to spite khabibfags after Conor lost
did they do it heem?
First thoughts?
peanut butter and jelly sandwich
what hapoened to her back
Who's that 50 years old lady
*Flying knees you 5 seconds in*
Not so fast Van Der Cuck
juicy
Champions with no legacy
TJ
I'd be surprised if Askren could even bench 2 plate.
Me
umm so are we starting a new thread or what?
NEW THREAD
she's garbage
Imagine retarded ass adesanya vs Yoel.
I put it over your bathroom mirror.