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fuck england
Ben "Sleepy" Askren
shit well I guess use this thread after if it isn't deleted
B A S E D
The jew leaked all the fighters numbers kek
The first number is probably Masvidal
somebody call and make /heem/ history
i dont know how to do it with these strange numbers
*roams the dark realm*
305 is a Miami area code
Kek, p4p best general on Yea Forums
lmao
New Looking for a Fight is out
Just left Jorge a voicemail and told him it was a fluke and that Askren wins the rematch. Ha
Tell him that he is a pussy and that he would not face a real man like you, then ask him to drop his address.
Cringe
kek that's abe's number, masvidal's manager, brother of jj's manager
should i call or text him bros?
No, it means the fighters don't know how to strike properly. It isn't as though they "let" each other hit them in the head or body. It's that they when they DO connect, it isn't using proper internal power, it's using the "boxer style" external power, which is based on torque and hand weight.
Proper internal power is completely different and I have not yet seen a single UFC fighter use it in a fight.
Is it the shark episode?
Well boys I've finally done it. I took the conorpill and escaped the cult of islam. Coupled with this newfound freedom was the prescient knowledge that he wins the rematch decisively. Feels good to finally be free.
McGregor bless
*wins by the numbers*
Must suck seeing your boy get brutally heem'd
Why didn`t Holly do the ISH ISH ISH? Probably got sheemd because of that
time to order him a none pizza with left beef
text masvidal and tell him I invented toilet till
based & truthpilled
Somebody text him pretending to be yoel. Pretend that yoel is hiding from usada in his shed lol
Feels like a shitty show from 2007 mtv
is this spammy? what's your angle with this gimmick? i've already fapped to her twice btw
hahahahahahahhaha
Are you guys familiar with space? As in outer space? The whole idea is that we’re on some type of planet, and then there’s a whole bunch of nothing between here and the next place, e.g. the moon, the sun, mars, etc.
fuck off
based
Based
Absolute cringe
Based
are you fucking retarded?
Wait you didn’t let me finish
Space is flat
HAHA
what if that's not even Masvidals number
Also are those literally all the fighter numbers? How do you mess that shit up
Kekked
It seems like only the first 3 are guests numbers seeing those are from times where the show was airing
>we have the numbers of ngannou, israel, reyes, colby, chiesa, askren, masvidal now
go fuck yourself
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FRESH HEEMS LADS
How did the numbers leak?
Helwani show
why is it on the wrong side
ESPN production fucked it up Look at me, we the captain now
masvishit BTFO
Oh right, the others talked through skype right?
can some send this to izzy
I like it that way
I believe that’s correct
Oh I didn't know you could change it
send shitty robert whitaker memes to israel
>not a single decision in 6 main card fights
>mcgoober getting the title back
>woodley missing weight and beating gsp
>hunt knocking out cain in his last fight
is this the kino timeline?
The the frog one with suit
Ben's STILL my boy desu
The second number after masvidal probably isn't izzy, it's from florida
Yes
I wonder if this in America?
>Hi, this is gilbert melendez, please leave a message.
any message for this dood? Also another fighter picked up with the 59 number but i didn't recognize the voice, someone call him.
How are you going to beat Masvidal?
>In any way
>gets starched in record time
>CRACK THE COCONUT
ironic that jbj had the worst performance
yeah I think I know who he is
Somebody text Ben and tell him he's still my boy
Good observation. I hadnt thought about that.
jon was shook watching all the heems in the back. He didn't want to go out like askren. He already tempted fate once that week
sleep tight
lmao which one is gilberts number?
>talking shit to Robbie Lawler
Fuck Colby, how dare he
now that the dust has settled, in hindsight, looking back at it
was the askren-masvidal fight disappointing?
I don't think they're all fighter numbers, 1287 picked up but he sounded like a retarded dude weed bro
I'm disappointed
I was going to post all my smug anime girls after George lost
ruined my whole weekend
What is CTE, m8?
Feeling pretty good about my chances bros
I think you'll find most of them sound like that
im not finnish im german
Rogaine?
Lawler is a fucking glorified gatekeeper at this point, Colby would starch him in under 3 Rounds.
You’re not qualified, but I appreciate your moxy kid
you so in bro
It's rude
Robbie's a nice guy with a good attitude
colby is literally going to die
dont forget robbie is back on the gas
Robbie is such a diva. Imagine leaving the gym just cuz they hung up a picture of Woodley starching you lmao. He's an ATT champ, what were they supposed to do!
Lawler is a crybaby whiner.
Nice! O’Shitty’s number!
godspeed user
proud of you
Givenchy fittin' like it's gym clothes
We really gymstars, I'm like D. Rose
No D-League, I'm like this close
'88 Jordan, leapin' from the free throw
Ballers, I put numbers on the boards
Is that dude even still in the ufc? Talk about a career flushie
someone send izzy this
skullmogged, look at the size of dc's head.
What a chad move. The ring girls are dying to look at it
the balls on this guy, to have a small penis and still be alpha enough to show it in public
kek
How does Lawler get all these top matches? He's 2-3 in the last three years. Why does he get a number one contender match?
which one of you spergs did this
Holly Holm will probably get another title shot in her next 2 fights, anything is possible in the UFC.
He’s suspended for pictograms.
>sprawl and brawl fighter with the best TDD in the division
desperate attempt at derailing Colby like they tried to do with Askren
Masvidal leaked the numbers not helwani. Further proof masvidal is a literal 80 IQ brainlet who only knows how to swing his hands around.
This one has /heem/ written all over it
Why are you calling international numbers? Won't you get billed quite a bit?
HAHAHAHAHAHAA
>let's match our young number one contender, who has some amount of reputation against a 37 year old on his retirement tour
I like Robbie as much as the next guy but this match doesn't make sense. Does he get the titleshot if he takes Colbys soul? And why the fuck is Usman talking shit without even having a fight lined up and with zero defenses?
Free using some android app that gives you a free usa number
My literal sides
only you mentally ill retards would laugh at this. whoever sent that message is a fucking freak. he's the type of dude that killed John Lennon
Colby isn’t a drawl. All his cringey talking, and people still don’t give a fuck about him. Uncle Dana doesn’t want him anywhere near the belt.
Matt Sera is the cherry on top, that guy is antique
Did Jorge San Pedro retire just so he could do steroids and then come back
Oh fuck off. Blame the genius team of ESPN for this.
spammy does it again
sure if reddit means not being a homicidal loser. Yea Forums isn't a cool kid's club my man, it's widely considered the biggest shitstain on the internet
why are canor fans so mentally ill?
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Reminder to shut up
Damn Jorge has a nice plump ass jesus fuck
spammy is from atlanta. Who would have guessed
Ok so fuck off then, whats homicidal about laughing about some shit texting a ufc fighter whos number got leaked? Fuck, you must be a hit at parties
Also I'm not your man, bro
>drawls
Unless you're talking about Gooby, Bork and maybe Jones there are no drawls in the ufc anymore. That's why they're building the brand and not the fighters.
WALK. OUT. SONGS.
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1) You've never been to a party 2) That's a classic reddit line
Stay broken
GSP and Khabib are drawls
is there a single relevant Japanese fighter in the UFC right now?
keep crying bitch nigga
If Masvidal ran at me like that I'd throw the hardest overhand of all time and flatline him
Masvidal is a drawl now
Someone should send him that shoop of askren winning.
LOL imagine ur manlet ass actually in there with Jorge
If GSP fights again, sure. Have we seen Khabib draw on his own?
I just cannot imagine myself getting heemed. I'm too good.
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kek
What a disgusting mong. Is she Canadian or Australian?
me niether, I've been told I'm a natural at controlling distance
>tfw way taller than Masvidal
>girls are still disgusted by me
Nope but he stole a lot of Gooby's spotlight after his win. But since most of his fans are muslims in muslim countries I don't know if they can even buy a ppv, ufc is probably on a sports channel there.
that sucks r u fat?
Considering there are no good Dutch or German fighters I would easily heem both of you
So we don't really know the numbers he brings in on his own, which means he is not a draw yet.
Lol your boy got starched
No just ugly.
>Fighters who have one more run at the strap left in them
Nice get, uggo
Imagine if Askren had done that, but still got flattened himself. Both fighters dead in the center of the cage, would have been the GOAT MMA K.O.
THERE ARE SEVERAL 9'S
So what's the word on O'Pico? Will uncle Dana bail him out again or is he not worth the trouble?
The UFC is using Robbie to wreck Colby. Robbie is one of the last great sprawl and brawl guys. Colby got only ~60-40 striking with Maia. Robbie will stop the TDs and murder him, get a bonus, and likely a secret extra bonus. I like Colby, this is a bad matchup for him.
Does UFC have the same rule as boxing where the first man to get up wins?
Ugliest lad on Yea Forums confirmed.
>fighters you feel sorry for
wealth/clout > character > physical appearance (as long as you're not crippled in any way)
this is the tier list for women
Who are some UFC fighters on the horizon of greatness?
robbie lost to askren
Worked for Matt Hughes when he got choked out like a bitch against Carlos Newton.
Hang up a pic of Woodley with the belt. Duh.
You’re British, that was implied.
Henry Cejudo has no chance.
i remember gray maynard slammed rob emerson so hard that emerson tapped to it, but maynard also heemed himself unconscious by his own slam. It was a NC even though emerson was the only one conscious afterwards
Robbie couldn't handle the bantz
>as long as you’re not crippled in any way
Spammy cri every time
still pissed we not getting usman vs colby
its such a money fight
Si
>27 with a horribly bum knee
ima permaheem myself now
What a fucking faggot. Jesus. That's probably the most blue pulled shit I've read in a month.
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walk out songs ahoy
right can't wait to see you on the news buddeh
Has anyone gotten a response your texts yet? Masvidal is giving me the cold shoulder
Get wealthy uggo. You can make it.
>tfw it's oil check day at the gym again
I understand it's a valid technique, but why am I always made to stay at that station? I ache for days after
I think they respect me because I have my own nickname at the gym
He's so stiff.
he didn't. it's fake.
He saw the shadows living among us.
>Absolutely the GOAT!
>60% of core fan base thinks you got beat by a one legged can from the 185lb division
The absolute state of JJ.
abe?
If your number is not in his contacts it likely goes to spam. Sorry bro.
>lost
he apologized. that can't be /heem/. /heem/ is chad central.
Abraham Kawa. Masvidal was using his phone to facetime for the show
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Based uncle chael right as ever. No current pro wrestlefaggot could go into an actual fight and win like Saku did.
WWE is the lowest form of entertainment
Thoughts on Aspen Ladd's, this week's UFC card headliner, chances against Amanda Nunes?
thanks for the clarification. based helwani. he's once again /ourguy/
Jones has officially lost Hamill, Gus 1, and Santos. GSP only lost to 2 people. Who's your goat now reddit?
I like her but her striking is shit compared to GDR. I imagine a heem sleepy or a holmesque point fight decision.
holly was booked to fight aspen but agreed to fight amanda just to advance to stage 3 CTE
Damn, I got banned for just posting my text message to Masdival. Janitors are N_______
Imagine losing to Thiago CANtos
Was not aware sucking dick was a sport.
Santos didn't heem jon physically, but he heemed him figuratively. That was the true meaning of heem day
the true goat
probably gets a fluke ko in my opinion
>imagine thinking Santos didn't win
>imagine thinking JDS loss against NCANnou wasn't rigged
Reminder conor is 1-1 at lightweight and welterweight.
He also has asburd reach at featherweight and looked like death cutting the weight.
A cutbabby
it's only a matter of time before he gets matched up with one of these guys and his 0 goes my man
>Leonardo Santos
>pre knee to the face Dariush
>Ferreira
>prime Lombard
>non house arrested Alhassan
>Koreshkov
>Gunnar Nelson
>Demian Maia
>Justin
>lima
>Usman
>Tony
>GSP
>Taisumov
ben is such a nice and humble guy!!
he doesn't deserve the hate he's getting!!!
I'm just saying look into it
He is basically 1-0 at WW because he avenged his loss to the one guy.
He is 2-0 at LW because if you are a patrician you score the fights by the story, the battle and the war, NOT the decision or the match.
Elkins vs Hall is actually a pretty interesting fight desu lads
Paige the kinda girl to keep two hands on the shaft and bob up & down on the remaining head
>He is basically 1-0 at WW because he avenged his loss to the one guy.
Nigga wut? How does a win remove a loss? By your logic he is 0-0.
this he merely put Khabib over and passed the torch as the next big draw
Based Connor even winning at buisness
sad they keep throwing my boys in together
fuck jewfc
also Ryan hall by flying heel hook 4 seconds
This guy is so likeable tb.h
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Should add undefeated at press conferences
Anthony Armand "Tony" Ferguson Padilla is an American professional mixed martial artist currently competing in the lightweight division of the Ultimate Fighting Championship
Did anyone notice Dustin looking shaken at the presser?
>I-I don't get tired.....
why is it ok for me to say "I want the Brazilian to lose" but If I say "i want the Asian to win" I'm a a weeaboo yellow fever homer?
They're perennial underdogs, and everyone always counts out asians(for good reasons)
she looks so unfit for someone who is a pro fighter
>no good dutch fighters
wanna know how I know you're a cazzie?
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I was rooting for Ben but George just swung the story of the fight with this.
I wonder what shit happened backstage to piss him off
I don't think The Damage will get subbed
are you implying that you're rooting for weili cheng to beat jessica andrade?
Hues are fucking dogs so its okay to shit on them. Absolute worst crowd of all time.
There are lots of based asians like Choi, KZ, Horiguchi, Saku
heard she heemd 5 lads in HS, anyone care to confirm?
>4 years and 20 lbs ago
He's fighting Ryan Hall
He'll get subbed
joanna lucked out that she's a twig a lot of these women can't even cut to 115 by the time they're about 22
Admit it, this was based.
7 years ago actually
He still has one more run at the strap left in him if he gives up all pretensions of being a striker, learns some takedowns and focuses on his talents
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God imagine Yoel getting up in her. Mm can you imagine his B B C creampie her tight white pussy
thoughts on cody?
Ryan Hall has fought scrubs so far
For sure 5th degree black belt BJ is a scrub
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R8 my walkout
Should have gotten someone wholesome like Dee.
You have to be shitting me. BJ today is laughable.
Hold on I'm talking brotha
Ben is still undefeated imo
Plz webm it I can't see twatter for some retarded reason
As we saw in his bout with Bouncer-kun he has another W in his belt and is well on his way to the belt
Uncle Dana pls give us Joanna vs Claudia III
this is the last female money fight
There are numerous aspects of fights that are often overlooked by cazzies.
For example, the Conor/Khabib fight.
Many people think that Khabib bested Conor that day.
Many people are wrong.
Let's take stock of the events.
What did Khabib win?
>The fight
Okay, now what did Conor win?
>the standup of the fight
>the third round of the fight
>the overcoming adversity of the fight by fighting with a broken foot
>the minimising damage taken of the fight, came out unheemed
>the honour of the fight by Khabib chimping out and his teammates attacking poor defenceless Conor
>the money of the fight
>the family of the fight by having a big titted non-towel to return to after the fight
>the promo buildup of the fight by heeming the bus and ray borg and gave rose PTSD with the dolly while Khabib stayed inside
>the twitter war of the fight by verbally 10-8ing Khabib with the towel and goat comments
>the nobility of the fight by putting over Khabib as a big star due to khabib beating him
>the humility of the fight by not being rude afterwards, even when Khabib chimped out, and solely said "good knock. Looking forward to the rematch"
>the banter of the press conference of the fight by having a drink of Proper 12 with Dana while Redditbib refused to drink because muh relijin
>the world war of the fight by driving Russians into a frenzy with his comments about Putin and the chechens
So you see, after all of these things, can you really say that Khabib won? I think that all of these things add to Conor winning the story of the fight, and thus, pretty much winning him the fight.
Was it a fluke or not twitchy
Shev/Amanda 3 is the only one that has any wind in its sails after the brutal headkick heem
*Crouches in ur path*
Askren would win easily if he didn't lose.
Will the UFC allow trans women to fight in the UFC's women's divisions? The Olympics are doing it and there is a lot of social pressure against refusing to do so.
Why is usman dodging colby guys?
Utterly based.
What is this?
sleep tight Bumskren
GOAT fer sure
FUCK JONES FOR ROBBING THE DECISION!!!!!!!
If you didn't score all 5 rounds for Jon Jones you're helplessly biased. At least John Morgan knows how to score a fucking fight objectively.
Are Whittaker and Francis the only gentlemen fighters in the UFC currently?
should have been a draw
REMINDER
jon is just a can with a good record like gsp
jon didn't tap to strikes to jim norton on steroids
Usman is dodging everybody. I thank him for getting rid of Woodley but I feel like he's going to be even more boring.
What is the lowest weight class you could reach? I'm currently a WW, could easily reach LW if I cut some fat and FW after cutting water weight
However that's with very little muscle mass. If I also trained more I probably couldn't get lighter than LW because of my height and frame.
Thank god im not casual.
I love jorge’s street attitude
askren literally won the story, you virgins.
who does he have to fight to get the strap?
He tapped mentally
toilet till in the prelims
Has a fighter ever walked out to Face the Pain?
Germaine de Randamie vs. Aspen Ladd
Urijah Faber vs. Ricky Simon
Josh Emmett vs. Mirsad Bektić
TBA vs. Drakkar Klose
Karl Roberson vs. Wellington Turman
Marvin Vettori vs. Cezar Ferreira
Mike Rodriguez vs. John Allan
Andre Fili vs. Sheymon Moraes
Julianna Peña vs. Nicco Montaño
Darren Elkins vs. Ryan Hall
Livia Renata Souza vs. Brianna Van Buren
Pingyuan Liu vs. Jonathan Martinez
Benito Lopez vs. Vince Morales
rate this weekend's card
This is sad.
JJ haters absolutely seething he barely tried and got the split against a one legged Jewish thor
>/heem/
>being right
pick juan
He was about to get up just like he did against lawler. He lost the decision but would have won the fight no doubt
HEEM ME UP INSIDE
I'm 200 lbs right now, so with a tough camp I could probably reach WW without a max/khabib tier suicide cut?
At least Woodley had the strength to fire off a heem.
With marty fakenewsman doesinterviewsman there is just no possible hope of any excitement. Fuck that ducking pussy
Seriously though, how is askren not concussed?
This is the greatest knockout of all time.
Hopefully drakkar gets an opponent. The guy is 4-1 in the ufc and sucks at everything. He wins off of aggression and cardio.
*luckiest*
you get 10 cents a piece in michigan
I dont know how
Why’d you hate woodley? He was one of the only champs to actually defend his belt multiple times.
>gam ebred
Dafuq?
This is the first time I'm ever going to tune out of a UFC event before the main event. I'll watch old man Urijah get flushed yet again then I'll switch it off.
Also why is Hall still on fight night prelims? Dana is trying to bury him so badly. He is coming for Fagbib
>30lb cut
>Not Suicide
Try cutting to 185 and get back to me kid
cope
what an absolute fucking can
You're right about that, but holy fuck did Woodley have some of the worst title defenses i've watched. The Maia fight, 2nd Wonderboy fight. I'm just happy he lost but now Usman can go fuck himself too. 9 fights in the UFC with only one finish lmfao
Wonderboy and Aldo will be champions.
>not counting the fat loss in camp
Whiny Jamal, Good fighter
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you just post the twitter link to streamable, cazzie
1. He ended the Robbie era
2. His Maia and 2nd Wonderboy fight
3. Always talking about how people don't like him cause he's black
4. He's always complaining about some shit.
He said it's a concussion because he lost consciousness. He probably never had one and he doesn't cut much so his brain didn't get damaged.
The backstory makes it even better. Olympic wrestler vs. brash streetfighter. It was perfect.
Sorry Norway, I assumed you weren't fat like an American.
aldo lost his chance by just standing in the middle of the ring in brazil
Nobody get's slept like that where you're that stiff without brain damage.
Prove you’re not a cazzie.
Tfw Dan hardy flamed out before he achieved the hall of heem
most fighters lose fat in camp. walk around weight /= weight before cut.
wish we had a wrestling culture here in holland
it's the most based sport
Sorry but why is everyone so fat, what is this?
It could be that Askren's brain is even stronger than his chin and thus will never become a CTElet
florida, son
Not to mention this;
Getting brain damage from heeming is the chad move. You never become aware you’re old and shit. You will forever be a heemer in your prime.
Robbie era was overrated as fuck. Split Decision Champ. Both Condit and Johny were robbed.
As a Florida resident, this is true. Either you're in shape or you're fat here.
Same for Britain :(
You just know he fucked his shoulder a bit from collapsing straight onto it but it was worth it
Every hit to the head damages your brain. It's not about getting slept.
sand wrestling maybe. Not autistic freestyle or greco-roman.
Hendricks was such a pussy in both Robbie fights and then was an unprofessional bitch by never making weight. Robbie era is incredible man, we should praise the JBG for his run.
It was so perfect I still can't even believe it happened. If it were in a movie, you wouldn't believe it, like Rogan says.
Wressln is sick. One of my favorites is this guy named 'Undertaker', what a freakin badass!
Who is your favorite weight cuter?
No, it's not. Stop making things up about 20 million people bozo. Are you the one who went to Glory this weekend by the way?
actually its cali and dont steal my heempost
heem-flow-state
look into it
Jorge "inbred" Masvidal
Give me one reason Robert Whittaker isn't your boy
Imagine watching men in leather and tights and thinking its anything other than gay
So did any of you get any replies from the numbers Ariel leaked
How do you guys celebrate this time of week?
Injury baby who never fights.
Ya seethin
How do we define tranny here? Could I go heem ufc girls by just saying I'm a tranny?
h..he posts memes! >:(
I only like extremely aggressive individuals
the types of fighters to heem someone for looking at them too long
Be the change you wish to see in the world.
I will use this in a few days when everyone forgets about this post and then claim I invented it
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TORTURE MUTHAFUCKA
Its still sort of surreal that he did that and it worked
You see it now
Did you miss his two classics with Romero?
Excited to see butt chin Faber back in the game
Got to see Mersad fight back in a regional promotion when he wasn't known, always excited to see him fight since.
Hope to see Montano flushed by Pena so she disappears again
Cards with a bunch of lesser known fighters are hard to predict. Could be a snooze, could be a bunch of people trying to put on impressive performances and get noticed. Hopefully it's the latter.
Nope, fight was funny as fuck. Surprised that nobody has called him inbred yet, he'd be eternally revved
I just like to talk shit. Unfortunately not user, was out of town :/
Daily reminder: Ben was winning until the knee landed.
Adesanya has such wonderful West African features.
in many ways santos won the story of the fight
but if you looked at that objectively and thought he won you are an absolute mong
>gets headkicked by a 5'9 fridge manlet he had a 7 inch height advantage on
b-but MY MAN POST MEMES. HE P-POST MEMES
Yea those were fucking ages ago
what did he mean by this
What happened to this version of Jones?
Jon is officially a can.
on helwani he said he shouted "TALK THAT SHIT NOW"
Thoughts on the new meme that I invented yesterday(Toilet Askren)?
He literally tore everything in his knee, jeez
>Bones Jones
The way Ben waddles to the center is so innocent looking. He doesn't deserve all this
that shut up got me harder than poirier
I’m a tiny dicked virgin who gets triggered by memes
DUDE 420 WEED LMAO
>Jones toys with Santos so we all get distracted and forget about pressuring him into taking fights at heavyweight
are you guys really that slow on the uptake?
he just bought himself another 2 easy title defenses
Jfc his leg is done though
>has a very competitive fight with old man Silva
HE MAKE MEMES
Only person who might be able to heem Jon is walker
Hello guys I have been watching since Holloway-Ortega. Rate my boys so far
>Tony Sperguson
>Bangkok ready Rountree
I don't want to get ahead of myself and have too many boys. Then they're not boys at all
He is one of my boys, for sure.
rogan looks pissed
When is Joe's next fucking podcast? I want to watch the clips of all his UFC reactions while taking a shit
Wow
Ben won the story
Lineker and Condit are going to One. Didn’t even know condit was out of his contact. Guess it happened with his flushing.
IT'S BOBBY KNUCKLES AND EL CUCUY OR FUCK YOUR MOTHER!!!
i just hope he doesnt have schaub on the mma show again like he always does when he cant get someone good short notice.
who’s the fighter you dislike the most?
for me it’s isreal “the first openly furry ufc champion” adesanya
I think he's genuinely struggling to comprehend it, and froze up. Felder doesnt even say a word
I don't get how Rogan keeps his composer AT ALL, when he sees one of his friends getting heemed.
I'd be traumatised if that happened to one of my buddies
Is Adesanya a gay or is it meme?
Reminder that Childrael "Seethes At Memes" Zoomersanya is actually OLDER than Rob
any wmma fighter and mcgregor
LMAO @ blurring the tron
redpilled
nate diaz, and conor for making him famous
nick is alright since he had some skill but nate is a flushed retard
Probably bi, who cares.
Whittaker is an official heem boy like McGregor, Tony and Ngannou
*composure
Jon didn't want to end his career. He knew how hurt he was
That is a bit insane tb.h
Based Anik always the professional.
Flyweight - Who cares
Bantamweight - Lmao
Featherweight - Bryan Ortega
Lightweight - Tony Ferguson
Welterweight - still Ben Askren
Middleweight - Robert Whitaker, maybe Till when he moves up
light heavyweight - none since Gus left
Heavyweight - Daniel Cormier
Rate my boy team
Schaub is the guest, he said it on thenfoghter and the kid
Based Maretta. He'll probably never be the same after that, I tore ACL and meniscus and my physio said I'll never run at 100% again.
How fucking strong you need to kick to literally to torn your leg off during the kick
HES OUT
HES OUT
HES OUT
HES OUT
HES OUT
HES NOT OUT
OMG HE WASNT OUT
OH NO
FUCK AKA!!!! AYYEEEEEE THAS MY BOYYY!
stipe might beat dc but ngannou merks him in the rematch
not that strong. You just have to miss completely
Reddit/10
too easy not to take a crack at that one
Ok
Respect the Champ
Cringe
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Cringe
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Respect the Champ
DC is white
4/8 you can do better.
this, jones actually caused him to fuck up his knee by moving his leg out of the way
santos kicking leg was expecting to hit something and flew past it which is what torqued his knee on his plant leg
basically like walking down the steps when you expect another stair and there isnt one
Does anyone else find it weird that joe rogan is older than Dana? I keep thinking dana is like 60 but the dude is only 49.
>Jon barely tried
>needs two dudes to walk him out of the cage
Izzy looks like an old black grandmother
>DC us white
that's why he's my boy desu
>keith shillan
>shillan
yet another brain dead viewer who doesn't know what he's looking at jon won that fight with ease
"black people make me feel inferior" tier
He was pretending for sympathy, he was totally fine at the after party
You need psychological counseling if you hate jon so much you scored the fight for Thiago.
this is why all coaches tell people to open your hips while kicking
sure Santos know that and probably didnt want to telegraph the kick but you can fuck your support leg pretty bad if you dont open your hip especially when throwing legkicks where the weight goes very low
Dana is only five month older than Chuck Lidell.
somebody explain the psychology behind this post
FlW - nuke
BW - Cody
FW - Bektić
LW - Khabib
WW - Masvidal
MW - Romero
LHW - Jon
HW - Ngannou
my boys forever
Lmao what a fake ass
Cope
Black people make me feel sick*
he's projecting
He’s projecting
He does this all the time..
In his post fight interview he immediately tries to turn boos into cheers by giving Marreta credit.
Can’t wait for crowd’s reaction when he eventually loses.
In the past 6 months Jon Jones utterly embarrassed Gus and Smith and impotent manchildren are so fuming that they're clinging to a "near loss" over the weekend to hate on the guy. Get help.
Based burger hive cuckmind
Redpill: Always supporting the undefeated fighter because you want to believe you're living in the age of the best fighter of all time
>What if two undefeated fighters go against each other, hehe?
Support the fighter who has looked the most dominant during his fights
Seethe and cope
Cringe if you support anyone other than the underdog
i give santos all the credit in the world for making it a competitive fight and being the first guy in a dozen ufc fights to actually land some leg kicks on jones
but like dana said that judge who made it a split decision should be shot
Bigger redpill: supporting cans and gatekeepers for the moment they get their shit together and get that run at the strap
smif embarrassed himself when he feared jones didnt take the win when jones did the illegal knee
Jon will always be my boy.
RIGHT HERE, RIGHT HERE
THE HARDEST BETTING UNDERDOG DEGEN IN THE SPORT
>boying Jon
that's basically tier-whoring desu
>he doesn’t believe in armchair psychology
How good is Vincente Luque?
You couldn't even heem yourself
izzy sleeps jon in 3
i will probably make the thread.
Jon is on thin ice for me. If he doesn’t go up to heavyweight and KO DC again he’s out.
He couldn’t finish a guy who had an exploded knee in 5 rounds.
hey kids, remember me?
>I don't want to appreciate Michelangelo, his works are TOO aesthetic, he's SO much better than the rest, I'd rather be unique and support someone no one's heard of
I boy'd him after his fight with Stephan Bonnar at UFC 94 on January 31, 2009.
it looked fake to me too but so did paul daley vs nick diaz. you can never be 100% sure. so i'm going to enjoy this as the greatest moment in ufc history. beyond the showtime kick pettis is the most creative fighter to ever step into the octagon.
The missing link?!
the last airbender?
i always thought this one looked rigged because of how luke nod's at him like "ok now do it"
but that's just luke being luke
Drop the Jones lost nonsense now. This is reminiscent of Boxswede's denial. It's not healthy. Move on.
Israel makes me uncomfortable
he didn’t lose, he just barely scraped by with a split decision against a one-legged middleweight
Why would you possibly participate in a sham which revolves around you getting heel kicked to the head?
Why was he flossing, flossing wasn't even a thing yet.
...
Even after the gazillionth time i don't get it
You guys need to check Polyanas stories.
just found some hard asf hiphop but I wont post this because too many ytbois here
realistically, joe should be smiling in the 4th panel
Polyanus
>bottle cap challenge
Ytest thing I ever read, stfu u stupid azz krakkka
Two friends big bootie is the best shit rn
darkie music sucks lmao
Why don't you post the material? I don't have social media.
cope
yties by like good music too spicy, give me some mozart pls
>13 year old hears protect ya neck for the first time
>inferiority complex
Found luke
Someone explain this, google translate is giving me nothing
it is actually french rap str8 from the banlieues
When send bobs goes right
LET ME
MAKE
THE THREAD
Aspen Ladd is headlining a UFC card
Your thoughts?
Oh my fucking God I would literally heem every single one of you
*makes a meme about you*
DC HEEMS PAPER CHAMPION JON JONES
SANTOS WON THE FIGHT
british boys LITERALLY cannot stop kissing each othsr
It's about dang time. Good to see Bellator & ONE with women headlining this week too.
Nothing wrong with some kisses and a good game of soggy biscuit. Builds character
I have a lot of thoughts about her if you know what I mean
how does she run around in the woods all day barely clothed without getting ticks or rashes or even scratches
Jealousy will get you nowhere.
Entry themes
m.youtube.com
never noticed that before. that's a grade A work. vince mcmahon needs to sign him up.
you can't always fix fights with submissions, people would look into it
Would really love to starve her dogs for a week tie her to the floor naked and lock the dogs in with her
Bro I'm 6'1", 200lbs and live in Surrey. I have 0 experience wrestling but I think I'd be pretty good at it. If you're down, we should start a cool Yea Forums only wrestling club where we grab each other and roll around on the floor together, eventually ending up in heaps of laughter before maybe kissing if you're up for it.
Whats your reach and leg reach
what is wrong with you
Typical surrey poof
found this guy on instagram who looks like a ginger dillon danis lmao
damn
She's responsible for all of california's bigfoot sightings
I dislike WMMA
Imagine not being gay in the current year
yep, thats a cringe, alright
there's another thread up
holyshit dillon o'danis
We be out here suckin mafuggas dicks nawmsayn??
>only fighter to win after getting TKO'd
Obviously never heard of matt hughs who was rewarded a title for TKOing himself.
Shhheeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiitttttt...
BispKING also got shadow realmed by Anderson and won
I don't know about american ticks, but our european ones usually wait in tall grass, staying on a trail should keep you relatively safe therefore.
jon lost against (dq)
the belt is vacant
smif vs thiago is the fight to make
holy shit lol
It's her gay best friend, and Santos is such a cool guy he doesn't even care.
Dalroy Mac Annis
>staying on a trail should keep you relatively safe
you havent seen this girl's life
instagram.com
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dont copy my post kraut
literally looks nothing like him
>being a fag enabler is cool
sort yourself out
r u joking? he even has the same meme chink sleave tattoo
I find Amanda Nunes very likeable and didn't like seeing all the hate comments on that video of her and her wife.
>Dillon Danis inspired japanese style tattoos on white people
John Lineker has signed with ONE
How are combat sports hard? Cant you just swing haymakers and knock out 99% of your opponents cause no one prepares to dodge haymakers as wild as you're willing to throw them(we all know you're a wild lad come on)
based santos
not saying that you moron, but clearly they look the same... also dilon is white
So who's going to make the next thread?
you
...
AKA the Paulo Costa style
What hate comments, can you link what you mean?
gomi vs nick would be a good one too
i remember lon mccaren (the poker guy) losing his mind yelling "what is gomi doing right now???"
LOL no. That uppercut is what knocked him. Have sex.
This would have been epic
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