Just imagine if it actually came home. What would the scenes be like?

I can name 4 players and I'm american

yeah, no one understands your reference, virgin. have sex

Britpop returns to the charts.

are you a grill?

Literally a week of unplanned national holiday, previously unseen levels of banter, public indecency and mass drunkenness.

I cannot begin to imagine the absolute scenes.

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Your country will burn before it comes home

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No one would have even noticed Pricne Charles has become King.

I really don't know

There would have to be some sort of official holiday or even holiday week because I would literally probably just not go to work and I wouldn't be alone

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If you played that shit tier game past Morrowind you're a brainlet.

Yea Forums would unironically have to commit mass sudoku

>recession
We'd sustain our economy on Carling sales alone

We wouldn't loot shit like France that's for sure. Fucking nigs

3 days of celebration with a lot of deaths in the UK

Yeah, you leave the looting to when Jamaica wins it

I just remembered that time last summer when there were carbon dioxide shortages because of a few factory closures and the sheer amount of beer being consumed.

Take me back, fucking class

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just breathe lmao
how is carbon dioxide shortages even real lmao

we'd start using dark fruits instead of holy water at christenings

>how is carbon dioxide shortages even real lmao

>manufacturing plants closed down for maintenence
>increased natural gas prices fucking everyone's plans up
>unexpected heatwave causing a surge in demand for shit that relies on CO2

How could it come home when the UK never fields a national team?
>They'd have won a few by now if they stopped handicapping themselves by only fielding territory/state teams and combined their talent onto 1 team

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>They'd have won a few by now if they stopped handicapping themselves by only fielding territory/state teams and combined their talent onto 1 team

lolno. literally the only semi decent player we'd add is bale

why berserk?

>94101465
Andrew Robertson?

>countries like the US and England never win the cup
>soulless countries like France always win

Sports are not fair lads.

In a week England will be the only "country" to have a world cup in football, rugby and cricket.

>literally the only semi decent player we'd add is bale

So the team would be improved
>Then the answer is yes, UK needs to field a national team in international football

Bale would have scored against Croatia

You're not wrong, but replacing our national team just so we can add one or MAYBE two players and then calling it a UK squad isn't worth it.
It's the oly way the Scots would ever be able to say they got past a group stage too, so it's unnacceptable.

>2514▶
>
"Scot fails to qualify for UK team" could be the new meme

>Scot fails to qualify for UK team
That might indeed be tolerable.
You can bet they'd force some kind of quota bullshit though.

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>Scotland men and womens combined have played in 12 major tournaments and never ever played a single knock-out match
I almost died laughing when Argentina knocked them out of the this womens world cup

Imagine if George Best played for a 1970 World Cup team

I remember people were really talking about a crumpet shortage because they couldn't vaccum pack them.

wont happen. yanks fix it.

kek

Country closed the next day, literally ground to a standstill.
But things would return to normality surprisingly quickly, I feel.
It's because soon after football was invented and the rules formalised, Britain was the only place it was played, so if a UK team was formed it would A) be way better than anyone it might play against, and B) have nobody to play against in the first place.
England and Scotland had to play against each other because of this.
Once this precedent had been set, the two couldn't join again later, and it meant that Wales needed a separate team later too.
So despite contrary belief, inventing football actually made us less successful in the long run due to dividing the team up. If football had been invented in Spain, I guarantee you would be able to see UK vs. Castille at the World Cup.

oasis would be blasting through the streets while many drunk northern englishmen fuck their birds

so a big win would improve the brit genes significantly since that will result in lots of darwin award winners.

What if they won the Euro?

I hope they win

>Use this as excuse to cancel Brexit
Why would this happen, you fucking retard?

>Brits still claiming to handle "banter"

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wut?

Yea mate it's coming home in 5 days time

Westminer will use any excuse to stop Brexit

Brexit badddd
Trump badddd

literally no-one complained about this

>tfw our celebration was shit and nobody give a fuck 2 days after

Implying the England England squad wouldn't be replaced by the entire northern Ireland squad plus Robinson

Reminder that they cheated to win the rugby world cup

Trust a Northern Irishman to be drunk at this time

Stop thinking you have any idea what you're talking about, you silly fat fuck

2intelligent4football

like modern art

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Any body with a brain can se Theresa May is anti Brexit.

Every member of the UK uses it as an excuse to add a star to their jerseys

Ewan McGregor, that lad got 2 world wars and 2 world cups

Harry Kane would literally be knighted, as would Gareth (RIP)

Stalingrad with plastic chairs and beer instead of vodka.

haha

Good thing she's not the PM anymore then, isn't it.

She was during the 2018 World Cup.

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This thread is about if England won the world cup.

During the last world cup Theresa May was PM.

>if it actually came home. What would the scenes be like?
>would the scenes be like?
>would
>be
Are you an ESL? Grammatical tense seems to be beyond you.

This Yank is so fucking thick he's giving me cancer.

She is as of July 11 2019

What is this, modern art for ants?

greggs after party would be the dogs bollocks

>tfw a yankoid enters your thread

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This was always an American thread

He's right you know.

was chaos for semi, even just a final would see a complete collapse of law and order

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The end of humanity as we know it.

England is the protagonist of humanity and when they have 2 world wars 2 world cups the story is over.

America is the best country in the world. I hate sharing a flag with people who don't accept this fact. God bless America.

When did UK invade Switzerland and Japan?

shitholes like Sheffield rejoice

Same time you did for Japan.
Switzerand probably when it was part of the HRE, which seems disingenuous, but then lots of cunts on that list are

Japan was never under British occupation?

Prior to surrender we didn't invade them just nuke them

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japan–United_Kingdom_relations
>1945-1951. Japan is under allied occupation. The British Commonwealth Force occupy the western prefectures of Shimane, Yamaguchi, Tottori, Okayama and Hiroshima and the territory of Shikoku Island. In 1951, this becomes British British Commonwealth Forces Korea with the commencement of the Korean war.

Well shit man. You got me there!

Why withdraw troops though? Ours are still there.

Sheffield is one of the nicer cities lad (says a lot about England)

What are the best English cities?

I don't remember being invaded by Britain

:thinking:

I only know from the full monty desu

literally every person in this image is balding
FUCK anglo genetics for this this.

It's NICER, not nice

the uk would probably collapse

Smaller whiter ones.

>by the entire northern Ireland squad
we want to at least give them a chance against us, that's a bit much

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The true way to tell if somebody has integrated into your country is if they wear your team's shirt or not.

nothing wrong with this

any man who wears the saint george's cross with pride is an englishman

This
If you're proud to be English then I don't care where your ancestors came from

This is the proper view on immigration.

I don't know why /pol/ is always so butthurt about migrants and immigrants in general, desu. If your country has a viable and defined culture, it will absolutely integrate ANYONE from even the most fundamental of cultural/religious backgrounds. A pervasive culture will eventually chip away at even the most stalwart immigrant. People make fun of America for having a lack of culture and yet wherever we put down our roots, or a military base, or even lightly brush up against other countries, you'll see a McDonalds popping up in no time.

Cultures of convenience are a powerful mother fucking drug, particularly to people moving in from poorer countries/areas.

pretty sure they just dont like blacks because they bring crime

So you have plenty of englishmen living in the middle east and asia.

this

but also this

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Who supports the English national team in Asia?

Every chinese, indian and malay

Pretty sure they bandwagoned Brazil until 7-1

That was one village in india. That shithole has a billion nigs tho, so it seemed quite a lot of people

A billion people yet still less muder than your country

You sound upset. Sorry i mocked your people

I'm black, like you.

Are you joking? They despise us lad.

I was but the yank took it a bit too far

And Germany will bring the shit to Europe for the fourth time after 1914, 1918 and 2009