Would they survive CONMEBOL?

be respectful to Paraguay

>Would they survive CONMEBOL?
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Would that mean we could survive it as well? We are somewhere between Mexico and Jamaica lol. Could we beat Chile? Or Peru? Or Paraguay? With a little luck, yes?

Milton Caraglio wanted to play in brazil. But he can't with a name like that. So he opted for Mexico instead.

La generación dorada

money

This basically, despite being overall shit at fútbol, our league is the Best paying one in the continent

I think it could be great for them in the long run, they'd finally have to work in order to be decent. They wouldn't win tournaments, but I could imagine them memeing their way into the semifinals a few times.

>1-0 the fucking USA

I'm just joking

They beat them 2-0 in a friendly some time before the 7-0, though.

But you're not better than Bolivia.
You'd be rekt in La Paz

USA is Bolivia tier
Mexico is mid tier

Because mid tier players here become rich and top scorers there.
Pic related.

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Not really chicanon.
Bolivia is in a whole diferent league playing at 4000m over the sea.
>pic related

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ajajajaja el argentANO señores

They've made the finals twice, 93 and 01 as guests. They wouldn't be main staples like Arg/Br/Chile but they'd show flashes like Colombia/Peru/Paraguay.

They’d have won a WC if they played in CONMEBOL

no

>7-0 lose to Texas

Nah.

would probably struggle with Ecuador and Peru to get a WC spot

Why is it better paying than the Brazilian league?

same if you come to Toluca

Because Brazilians are poor as shit.

Yes. They have a good record in Copa América and to some extent in club competitions. Pachuca even won the Sulamericana. But they wouldn't qualify to every World Cup.

>friendlies mattering at all
kek

why are mexican kits so fucking awful, they are just wearable ads

They help pay the bills.

with the 48 teams WC format, they would m8

>chile
>main staples
its uruguay faggot

Europeans and burgers think Chilel is elite just because they cucked Messi twice

>Pachuca even won the Sulamericana
>Colo Colo 2006
>alexis, suazo, vidal, mati fernandez
I-i remember it like it was yesterday

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all you sudacas plater your kits with ads too, stop pretending you dont suck dick to keep the lights on too.

>chile
kek
sadly, this posts are correct, but to be fair in the last three copa americas we were 1st, 1st and 4th, so they have a reason to think like that, even if we are kill now

>Chile
>main staple

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>>alexis, suazo, vidal, mati fernandez
Why did they choke so hard? They even lost to them in fucking Santiago.

We would win it

Because they are retards, they were at the same time trying to win the local league so all of the first team players decided to play the local match on sunday and also the final in mid week.
That was the only bad thing out of Bichi's mentallity back in the day.

El AmericANO equalpays y señores jajaja

mexico against bolivia: 9 wins, 2 draws, 1 loss
The chart are the records of mexico againts conmebol teams ,we only have a bad record againts argentina and brazil.

when we could send our A team to copa america, we reach 2 finals and 3 third places(of 10 copas americas)), concacaf obligue us to send the A team to copa oro if both cups were being at the same time

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Do Mexican girls from Mexico really look like this or are people just cherry picking the cute ones?

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>Do people in social media cherry pick and edit images?

I don't know, you tell me

I know what you mean but I've seen alot of cute Mexican girls in California, but then not so attractive ones in parts of California, so I'm wondering if Mexican girls from Mexico are cuter.

They all peak in highschool mate

Testing

every woman peaks in high school, latinas just fall off harder and faster than higher quality races

Go to Mexico and see it by yourself.
There's 1-2 good looking girls every 1000 people.

All mexican women are goddesses. Even the fat and indío ones. Theres is nothing finer than a beautiful dark azteca ready to rip your heart out after sex.

i don't know, i barely leave my room

RARE
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I'm on vacation senpai
just posting for the flag

most can't even survive mexico they're such subhuman animals

>Implying mexican women have more than 50% aztec blood

They've more negro blood and rapist yuropoor blood

Imagine the BrasilxMexico derby

Loser team gets beheaded

already had your flag
Is it a good vacation place anyways?

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