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First for Paire meals
OH NO NO NO
3nd for WTA is a joke
4st for ZOMMERS GETTING BTFO
I really wanted to watch Serena vs. a girl who is young enough to be her daughter. Meh
Halep is the only one with a shot left
Brit(s), would you like to be Konta's bf? she is so damn cute
and post her HD screenshots
>someone starts coughing every time Raonic serves
lmao just lmao
>ZOMMERS
Damned newfangled computers
for me it's Kerber
Reminder that this is who Federer cheating on Mirka with.
8th for pellas gf
Raonic is having trouble closing his service games early on
Konta is not British.
A FUCKING LEAF
would absolutely destroy that dime!
>a fucking leaf
>RBA or Guido Pella unironically in the Wimbledon semis
>RBA or Guido Pella unironically in the Wimbledon semis
>RBA or Guido Pella unironically in the Wimbledon semis
>RBA or Guido Pella unironically in the Wimbledon semis
damn she looks good!!!
post cute nerdic argentinian STEM uni girls who looks like Sabatini with stunning lush dark hair, please
or Weaver-like girls.
Serving first is such a huge avantage in a no-tiebreak last set
is she a cheta or a rocha
She's whiter than you, Mohammed
Fuck off raonic
A FUCKING LEAF HAHAHAHAHAHA
Raonic should be the one crying. But he doesn't care enough.
Absolute chethot
Bautista doesn't surprise me, he reached quarter finals in Australian Open earlier this year, and has
>no moody gypsy gf
And she's not British.
they both made huge progress instead of stagnating in playing the role they have been put into by white society.
"slavery is a choice."
>She's known as the Lady Gaga of tennis
choose wisely
So what?
>I know her bf
no, bullshit.
More British than you, Romesh
>It could have been Paire had he not injured himself in doubles
I would be proud to be Argentinian.
NOLENOLENOLENOLENOLENOLE
the older guy wins again if only by a few months.
Goffin is the youngest quarter-finalist, at 28.5 years old
Why is djoko neck so long
Literally can never come here ever again.
how did he injur himself?
your shitty bets are of comical value, you are welcome
Rude, but what's more curious: why don't you sleep at late night?
boris, please take a look at this important post
>i'm made outta laffy taffy muhfukka
Who?
Pulled an abdominal muscle on a serve, he had a five-centimeter abdominal lesion that prevented him from training and forced him to change his serving mechanics
even more curious, why does your race drive more recklessly than drunken pajeets?
A FUCKING LEAF
anyone else tired of the Murray family?
When your love is right
When your love is right
You can't sleep at night
You've been sleeping just fine
But when your love is bad
When your love is bad
Don't know why you're so sad
But it's time to go
You already know!
I'm tired of you
don't pick on the special needs kids
>special needs
rude, they're just scottish
Who wins?
That's what childhood trauma does for you
when in question, always the older player.
b-Autista Agut looks stronger on this Wimbs, both his draw and the fact he did not lost a set
Pella from my beloved Argentina had hard matches on easier(?) draw, though 3-0 vs Anderson(but is he good this Wimbs?)
tfw did not seen a single game of anyone but Nadal Kyrg so far.... fuck eurosport
are there pics with teenage, like 13-19yo, Konta?
Why is she cutting off circulation to her arm
Can't wait for Federer to lose to Nadal so they're 2-2 on Grass and Fed fags have nothing
>they're just scottish
rude, they’re just hibernian fans
yeah bro that will totally destroy fed's legacy bro
>Nadal rapes Fed on clay
>basically equal on grass and hard
>this somehow means that Fed is better
>all this hate in your heart
F Djoko
M Federer
K Roidal
>all 8 men's quarterfinalists are boomers
Boomers grew up normal, without all the mentally deranged crap of the 21st century, especially starting with Web 2.0.
It's normal that old, physically weakening men are still stronger than zoomers, who are all mental nutcases.
And you too, Jamal.
RBA is by far the most consistent player out of the two, and seems to be super prepared physically. Pella knocked out two real contenders but they were both servebots and his backline game won't translate as well against Bautista.
hush, child
grim
>Not a single challenging opponent until Finals
How does he do it?
Is Djokovic winning all the way worth a bet? Don't see anyone stopping him
so many underrated low key waifus were playing today!
Strycova, Konta, Kvitova, Martic
and ZERO pics or screenshots...
I want to watch exciting players like Zverev and Tiafoe in the quarterfinals, not boring boomer players
>How does he do it
He enters the tournament as a first seed
>until the finals
Including the final.
Source? Who are they next to her and why don't they eat 'like a white people'? (russian idiom)
Why are clay courters doing so well at this year's Wimby.
Where from such HQ high-res pic?
>Web 2.0
btw press Shift+Esc and see how many memory sites eat nowadays! wow!
Look at the world rankings.
There is just fucking NOBODY there below the Top 3, all crap heads.
please explain this idiom
the grass is playing slow as fuck this year
forecast says rain on 3rd day of the week in London
Rafael vs Querrey will play on Court 1 with faster grass(?) (they say in comments) + roof will be closed.... they say he have almost no chance
The AdBlock extensions eats 200Mb alone...
I think so, Bautista Agut will be the perfect warming for to the final too.
Good enough player to test him, not good enough to defeat him in 5 sets
For someone who watches Tennis only a handful of times a year, who are the hottest female players atm?
Stephanie Tsitsipas
my eng skills and rus etimology knowings are not good enough
just a russian idiom, have nothing to do with american racial bussines btw
Alexandra Zverev
Kudermetova
Raphaela Nadalovic
Only 2 people in the top 16 have gained points at this tournament. They aren't just miles ahead but actually pulling further away.
Dominique Thiem
nice. thanks.
who is that tennis player?
Fanny Stollar. She used to date Michael Mmoh
Andrea Murray
I saw it and now unfortunately all of you have to see it too
Why must Raonic choke!?
Why can't zoomers play tennis?
We're finally seeing the true effects that cellular technology has on the development of the human brain.
Let's see your predictions
Djokovic N. (Srb) -- Goffin D. (Bel)
Nishikori K. (Jpn)-- Federer R. (Sui)
Pella G. (Arg) ----- Bautista-Agut R. (Esp)
Querrey S. (Usa) --- Nadal R. (Esp)
How do I convince Simona to have sex with me?
send her this
Djoker
Fed
Nadal
Whocares
Federer is skinnier than that these days.
they should just create a top league for tennis where only the big 3 take part, and then a massive second league where everybody else plays.
Katie Swan.
will Serena beat ms Wall?
yes
lol not expected that
Someone know name of that reported who asked Rafa about courts? Wanna see his retarted face
fuck, reporter*
>Steinberg
>The Guardian
this shit writes itself
When Fed plays Murray at Wimbledon who gets cheered more?
Bautista-Djoko
Nadal-Fed
Bautista-Nadal
Bautista
Federer
...
Thank you Simona for taking out the trash.
I want BEX and muchova in a 3 way desu
check your privilege swarthy wops
BASED
Ben really needs to shut the fuck up.
Did he really get DQs for misogynistic remarks?
>misogynistic remarks
What did he say? That Serena would lose to any top 100 man?
Think he called the umpire a white or something. That ban was actually justified.
Whore I mean
the "most based tennis player" title, for me, is a pretty dead heat between him and Krygios
>US swing of tennis coming up
>time zones are only good if they play at night
Bring on September already please
he verbally abused a female ump, calling her "troia” and “bocchinara”
Forgot to say, the troia means whore and bocchinara means cocksucker.
It actually happened after he lost his 1st round singles match, but they provisionally suspended him from the US Open, which disqualified him from his doubles match. The suspension was for future US Opens, too, but they let him return last year
based
>/tennis/
More like /pennis/. Cos its fuckin gay sport
Every year i forget how disgusting this 2nd week scheduling is.
>All WTA quarterfinals day
basque cunty
lyon
argentina(bariloche/patagonia)
>cunty
county
>Men's quarters
Big names but won't be remotely competitive
>Women's quarters
Just completely uninspiring
Grim.
but we have Simo
:c
Is Caro still at Wimbledon???????
She subscribed to Wimbledon food chief 24 hrs ago
you want a gf?
i really want to see boris and R2 fight against each other
he's too powerful for me i'll need help
youtube.com
boris lives in moscow he must be rich and jewish
bbc.co.uk
whats serenas problem?
I will present you to Caro if you give me 10 000 euros Boris
Trust me, I went in Lyon a day once
Me body is ready
so who are the hottest women in tennis now
Halep vs ChingChong?
Other match seems like a clear blowout
WTF is this fool talking about?
Something to do with racism.
>Halel
I like how they bring up Fognini's fine as if threats are the same as damaging property
Giorgi
Dart
Swan
Wozniacki
Kontaveit
Muguruza
Davis
mugu fired sumyk
Kudermetova
For me it's Danilovic
Halel gonna choke hard against the chink
These fucking returns, what the fuck Halep.
I can hear the German commentator breathe through his nose in the Halep match
Bex
Come on Halep my girl
*saves your sport*
Lmao Riske with the mind games?
How comes Serena can have massive tatas but Halep couldn't?
look at their shoulders my dude
Serena's are a disguise.
Alison riske has been printing me Money the whole tournament
Well, fuck nevermind
Yeah let me just not say sorry for the net bounce on break point, although my opponent just did that mere minutes ago
>expecting class from a gorilla.
I'm a huehue and she's more of an ape than me.
What are the odds of a chimpout coming?
she only tilts when she is losing
Damn, forgot breaks don't indicate losing when it's women playing
CUTE!
The absolute state of Riske's forehand.
*BANG BANG BANG*
CAM ON RISKE
HIT SOME FAKKIN FORE'ANDS
kek sadly true
It'd be funny after the whole wankfest Wimbledon/BBC dedicate to her.
And she launches he racquet at the stiff fuckers in the Royal Box and screams "are you not entertained?"
Remontada is on.
dammit riske
bigga nigga tiddies
Has Simona gone natty? I'm sure her arms were twice that size not long ago.
I hope Serena has another meltdown
hAlEp
hAlEp
hAlEp
damn, he must have taken that bait hand watch pic.
Me on the right
>Halep matches: I'm bad but it's ok because the opponent is worse
They have so little power, they play this like clay damnit
Serena must peg Mr. Reddit on the regular, there's nothing masculine about him.
is the umpire a lesbian?
That's WTA for you
CAM ON HALEP
...
>it's that fit trainer from the AO
dios mio
gorilliams on the ropes
>lelliams
>5-1
Better not choke this.
I want to see Riske shart on Serena’s face
chimpening soon
Williams about to get COLONISED
pretty solid from halep after a shaky start
Riske has a grim face, but her body is tite
CAM ON RISKE WIN SAM FACKIN POINTS
She's showing some mental strength she didn't use to.
Strycova vs Konta is the match of two ultimate cutes!
Is halep the best Romanian export?
>that shot was actually in
and she didn't challenge lmao
>7-6 6-1
WTA, everybody
>UGH
>WAI
>UGH
>WAI
>OOOOGH
>WAAAIIIIII
>aces
fun and engaging gameplay everyone! Sam querry is my favourite too!
Riske you stupid bitch, double faulting left and right
Riske's serve is actually hot garbage
What about big john?
Romanian teams are bretty gud at women's handball, with 7 top 4 presences in the last 11 seasons in the CL and one trophy in 2016.
Serena looks so unfit, straining around the court breathing heavily after every point
The absolute STATE of Riske's serve
>not liking the aesthetics of Karlovic
They both look like shit honestly, Riske is playing like she's poisoned
See how fresh you are after you squirt out a redditor's baby, mate
>be intimidating and hulkniggersmash the ball
wow, such grace, such elegant tennis...
True but I get that Riske has been playing all three-set matches up to this point at least. Serena's been breezing through and still seems in really bad shape.
Can't decide if that's a bigger condemnation of Serena or the women's game
It was almost 2 years ago man
She looks like she can run back to back marathons compared to last year. Amazingly she still made 2 slam finals in that state such is the lack of quality at the top of women's tennis.
imagine if the founding fathers of Wimbly saw this "match".
Just tuned in lads, what have I missed?
>bloody hell 'ol chap
>Playing to win
I shiggy diggy
>blinded by jingoism to see the point of the post
costanzaface.png
I say, who let the golly hold the raquet?
Riske's serve has gone to absolute shit
Props to the commentator for describing it as a 'risky' double-fault WAHEYYYYYYYY
I'd imagine they'd either laugh at the obvious comedy skit of having a savage on the court or accost security for letting a savage on the court shortly before suffering a stroke when someone tells them women are allowed to play.
Serena’s wig ponytail thing is about to fall off
Redpill me on Riske.
Disgusting. She has a kid. You can tell by the dark line from her pucci to her bellybutton. Federer should neck himself and find a better side-piece.
I wonder what Serena's testosterone levels are.
Imagine the number of slams Serena would have won if she didn't have that nappy ball of shit on her head. It's so counter-productive aerodynamically.
You're saying she should hit the ball a little softer so you feel less emasculated.
Wait what
No
fuck is wrong with her forehead?
Caster Semanya thinks it's a little high
>Disgusting. She has a kid. You can tell by the dark line from her pucci to her bellybutton
You don't have to have had a kid to have lines like that.
what percentage of black tennis spectators don't support Serena Williams when she plays?
wait did this actually happen wtf
it's gone
Sure thing
Egads they doth notte play with the racquets of honeste English wood, instead some devil-wrought alchemical compound, By god... they call upon the Hawk's Eye 'tis witchraft I say. Burne them all and moste reightouslie
Retarded hairstyle
>This is the greatest female tennis player ever
I don't think this is for me.
She tied it back. Funnily enough this user is right, she is moving better now
>Djokovic cheats on his wife
>Federer cheats on his wife
>Wawrinka cheats on his wife
>Based Nadal remains monogamous
Yeah, I think we know who the real GOAT is here.
he's fucking Bencic you mong
Eating home-made ice lollies
Wait Federer actually cheated on his wife? We got proof?
Mr. Reddit looks like the zoo handler in the chimp enclosure
SLIPPY SERENA
>Literal autistic who hides under the bed whenever it's stormy
Oh yeah, I wonder why he hasn't cheated
Can she stop damaging the courts
kek
did I just see shit stains while the ape was floundering?
>the city of Riske's serve
>the state of Serena's footwork
Imagine the earthquake when her thunderous thighs slap the ground
Riske's serve is so fucking bad it's hard to see how she's gonna win two consecutive games on it
wut
That's another 10'000 dollar fee right?
No, he just made it up. Legitimate rumours were around about Djokovic though.
Nadal is terrified of thunder and lightning and has a freakout whenever it's stormy. I'm not even making it up
>double faulting the match away
honestly Riske, you deserve this loss.
Yeah I heard the Djokovic ones
Federer would be disappointing
Apologize. Now.
only rumors that had any substance to them were Djokovic and that Badminton players daughter.
>ywn get any locker room motivation from bencic
Why bother living
I hate Riske for fucking up the chances of a chimp out
Wow with such a powerful serve Serena could honestly compete with most male players
>you can't cheat with more than one person
Riske deserves to lose this. Horrendous serving.
Nadal doesn't think about women at all, he has a girlfriend because his uncle told to.
It’s ogre my bracket is finished
Serena needs to get back to the gym
Fucking Serena. I put 50 quid on this match, should not have been that messy a win.
she's a cuter version of young Mirka, I couldn't say no. why bother living indeed.
You better be joking. Any male within the top 400 would dunk on her serving underarm.
Why are tennis women such uggos these days?
Riske would be a good player if her serve wasn't completely fucking shit
I've seen provincial, county-level players here in the UK with more reliable serves
Is Serena actually the greatest female tennis player of all time, or is the competition just shit in her era?
>Riske in charge of saving tennis
So in other words a homosexual
this gave me a good chuckle
Neither should go through, they both played like steaming refuse
>I put 50 quid
so you won 55 quid?
what flavour?
Who could have beaten her in her prime? Can't imagine anyone.
Reminder we never got to see that video
Yeah, basically a free pint for no risk. Instead she plays it like that, I'm not even going to enjoy my pint now desu
Can we see Kygrios v Serena just so he can start doing that on her?
Spiced apple
Posting to breake down 1/4 mental barrier
It was better in the late 2000s when she was actually challenged regularly by a variety of good players including her sister. It just so happens now that she's outlasted those players and dominates a weak era at 37 despite minimal match fitness and motivation
we're in a shit era. Serena of 2019 is barely 50% the Serena of 10 years ago. she waddles around the court, and still ends up winning matches, getting to the end of tournaments.
this version of Serena wouldn't be making the 2nd week 10/15 years ago
who else hates serena
Pliskova is now officially the Karlovic/Isner of WTA
pls save us Simona
She can reliably ace her opponents with her big gorilla physique so basically yeah she's the best female tennis player ever, but not the best one right now. There have been no female muscleheads to contest her.
Where are the good zoomer players Yea Forums?
Not when she's playing with Muzza
yeah m8, especially her pretty-girl-princess routine after acting like a juggnernaught niggerbeast for the last 90 minutes - fucking phony
i would really enjoy tenderly kissing and licking her inner thighs
sorry for saying this, i am taking some time away to reconsider my attitude
wta bo5 slams when
I would as well desu
Ross Perot died lads.
Playing other sports.
She's a really fucking bad loser and it's tiresome seeing her win with minimal effort but I can't blame her for still playing and dominating. She knows she doesn't have to work that hard to boss a weak era and clean up trophies and prize money. Her legacy is secure before she's even retired. It's a great position to be in.
No
*raises paw*
F
Good, now I can lick Konta's sweat on her glistening arm (through the screen, of course, haha!)
>Ashleigh Barty
Wait, literally who?
good, I hated that wrinkly old bird-faced cunt.
Watched a documentary about that election once. Shame he didn't win.
RIP
holy based
never. there's a better chance of men's matches changing to bo3 then women going to bo5
Potential 13-12 set happening in men's doubles if anyone cares....
There aren't any. Serena's gonna win the female singles and the men's last 16 was populated by over-30s
Hardly any of the zoomers except maybe Tsitsipas have a winning mentality, they're gonna have to wait for the Big 3 to retire before they start cleaning up Grand Slams
Not a fan of her but the american media circus around her is worse. Acting like she's the darling cause she's black, that any achievements is so unique (that fucking 'serena slam' thing from the other year) and if anything goes against her it is because of racism
It annoys me that she can beat Graf's and other players career stats and records by padding against garbage.
>wanting to watching 5 sets of garbage like the serena v riske match
oof ow
Meh. The umpire disrespect wasn't that bad, I tend to like players who make a bit of drama. If everyone was a nadalerer media trained to death NPC the sport would die. I wish people tried to look interesting or have a personality more like in football
>only man not to be broken yet about to serve
They've jinxed it
Non-existant
I can see muchova’s nips poking out
I'm betting Djoko will have a good 2 or 3 years of the same when Federer and Nadal step back
>more like in football
>like in football
Direct democracy is retarded look at brexit lmao
She'll never get close to Graf's golden year I bet though
I'd rather have bo3 in the ATP, at least during the first three rounds
>two american players
>ESPN highlights only show points won by Serena
what a bunch of dickriders
He could have saved America
There are a billion more interesting characters and renegades. As soon as tennis gets anyone with balls like Evans or kyrgios everyone calls them le no class brat because the most active fans are soulless retirees
>Shitolina
That's always the case with the winning team.
Is tennis dying bros?
t. remoaner
kys, tennis is a sport with some degree of class. I fucking hate seeing clowns like kyrios chimping out like a retard. This isn't a reality TV shows, it's a sport. If you want that shit go back to watching TOWIE.
>you on the right
clijsters looking fat
I heard she fucks black guys
Would you Clijsters?
Riske won a set tho, if you don't see her scoring at least a point, that's not a faithful recap. ESPN basketball highlights have both teams making shots.
Kyrgios is fun to watch. Even people that hate him still watch him so they can be angry at something.
Name a few top 50 players in the world like as renegade as Kyrgios
>females
>sports
HAHAHA
JUST HAHAHA
>Indians
>Toilets
HAHAHA
JUST HAHAHA
If they didn't show any points from Riske that's dumb yeah.
Looks like a top lad to me.
LEGGO MUCHY
It happened!
Kyrgios is just a walking cringe compilation. He's a novelty in the sport so people visit the zoo to laugh at him.
More like a balding-on-top lad
Muchova? More like Cute-ova!
the definition on Serena's delts is completely gone, either she's been forced to go natty or she can't juice/pulse as much as used to.
How many people who attend Centre Court do you think watch tennis outside of Wimbledon?
how come Muchova gets to have that red line around the neck of her dress? I thought Wimbledon didn't like that.
I LOVE YOU MUCHOVA!
I want to shoot my muchova her tits
fuck off Muchova
That thought always depresses me so I try not to think about it
Doesn't Konta have some weird lining too?
So you think brexit will improve the lives of most British people? Right now all it's done is retarded - car industry, Toyota jlr etc - and slowed - ai, look at Cambridge silicon Feb investment - growth and wasted valuable government attention. What it's probably leading to is international prestige tanking to the extent we lose the security council seat in 20 years, and a literal marxist tanking the economy after our new PM fails because of the impossible calculus in parliament.
This happened because direct democracy broke the Constitution and removed the interpretive power of MPs. If brexit had been done by a ukip Tory coalition after a general election in 2030 or something, then it could have worked.
So Ross Perot was always retarded
I'd say about 15%
So many square centimetres of non-white are allowed.
Simply getting into an argument or losing it a chair umpire isn't that big of a deal. It's more that she had a tantrum and claimed sexism after was rightfully punished.
SLIPPED
>international prestige tanking to the extent we lose the security council seat in 20 years,
Retard
if only you'd adopted that policy for sq. km in your country
Just like the crowd
Wahey!
How about you two fuck off
Brexit is retarded lmao.
This isn't /pol/ or /int/
It's called Whitby
Great taste, kerber looks so wholesome
Sparta?
stream?
Piss?
Come on muchypoo
THIS IS 2007
Great point!
Love this netplay from muchy
Going to stop cause this is improper to the board, but it's going to happen. We haven't wielded it unilaterally since the 70s, only in concert with France. You can justify Europe as a unit having a veto - but the UK? You can already see our sidelining - check out our justice being voted off the ICC for the first time ever - and when india/brazil ask for a veto and china/russia back them, the natural path is removing us. Only the US would oppose it now, and at that point they will have more important hills to die on.
Again that is my last brexit post, but there you go, that's what people mean when they talk about the weakening of British influence that is happening
>Muchova
>that heart
brexit posters PLEASE kill yourselves
Utter bollocks. Deary me.
Heart? More like shart!
:(
Fuck off, Nigel. :^)
i hope much doesn't lose her focus. she has a gameplan that can work
E B E S
B
E
S
Hope Nigel kicks the immigrant out
His wife too?
Muchy scored 1 more point too :/
Any chance we can deport her?
/tennis/ gonna cheere for everyone who plays against blacktolina even if it is czech goblin.
>we
He's divorced so maybe.
the groaning is making my willy tingle
I just don't like ukrainians.
wtf muchova is at least fun to watch, who cares if she's a bit funny looking
In awe at the size of this lineswoman. Absolute unit.
the girth on that line judge, my God.
YOU BEAUTY
Wasn't watching, please provide pictures.
Ok at least it sounds reasonable unlike that retard above.
Thanks
Muchova's all-court game makes my willy tingle..
Miscegenation is weird
>Ponytail
>Visor
>Unique collared dress
>Ellesse outfit
>Great legs
Konta is so aesthetic
Face like a horse tho
She has everything but a pretty face. But its not like its hard to improve on 12 years of andy murray as the face of british tennis
Have we ever seen a woman smash a bracket?
Andy's a handsome lad
racket* kek
Yeee Serena does it all the time
as is ms. konta!
Konta? More like Kunta!
>After the Open, I returned home to Florida. Every night, as I would try to go to sleep, unresolved questions ran through my mind in a never-ending loop: How can you take a game away from me in the final of a Grand Slam? Really, how can you take a game away from anyone at any stage of any tournament? I turn over, exhausted from lack of sleep, thoughts still spinning in my head. Why can’t I express my frustrations like everyone else? If I were a man, would I be in this situation? What makes me so different? Is it because I’m a woman?
harpersbazaar.com
Almost a year later and she still hasn't learned anything
Are the Brits still pretending this Australian-Hungarian is British? Anothet Mo Farah situation? Brits are so desperate to claim someone as 'one of their own'.
He said woman
Go home, Romesh
>HCJK
>/tennis/ gonna cheer for everyone who plays against blacktolina
Well, what do you expect? Coal burners are in the lowest tier of women just ahead of those who drown their own kids in bath tubs.
Yastremska will be better than Pusholina soon anyway.
Coco had a pretty decent chimp out
Muchova? More like Scantova!
Aw you salty cause Brits are shite at most sports so they have to claim foreigners as their own?
This reads like a parody. Fuck I hate Serena so goddamn much.
Bless you Simona. Serena has an absurdly unfair genetic advantage. It's nearly as bad as you having to face men.
You have to go back, lad
>Australian-Hungarian
Still haven't forgiven that lot for starting WW1
Mo was born in fucking Somalia, you expect he'd have had the resources and support to develop into a top athlete there?
how does a woman that huge get involved in tennis anyway
Well he'd be running away from lots of local militias so I think he'd have done pretty well.
Oooooooooooooooooooh Tommeh Tommeh
Tommeh Tommeh Tommeh Tommeh Wobensun
Not really like Farah At least Farah grew up here from a kid. Konta just exploited citizenship for funding.
Disliking people for something their ancesters did and they have no control over? Pretty silly bigotry imo but fair enough.
Motivation for players to not get fat.
OUR GIRL
Farah's a funny one, the same people cheering him on are the same ones who hate immigrants who come here from places like Somalia and don't speak a word of English, but love Mo? Lol.
She looks like that fella who presents The Last Leg.
No prizes for finishing second tho
I don't understand how the talent pool for women's tennis is so shallow
I just cry when I think about how much bloodshed could of been avoided if it wasn't for the warmongering of the Australian-Hungarian Empire
Are they? You have proofs of that?
Hitler was Australian too, they are truly a terrible people.
same, but for men's tennis.
lmao
>/pol/tards
Fuck off
I mean, it just changes every year besides like 2 people (serena, halep).
Look at the WTA finals of just last year and most of the girls have regressed or fallen off completely.
Make me.
Eastern Europeans oligarch's daughters is ceasing. It is no fun anymore.
Social media and people I know irl. Guy at work hates immigrants loves ukip etc but when Olmpyics is on he loves Farah cause 'he's British'. Kek
It's odd, seems like a few years ago there were too many up and comers to count and there was all the talk of the changing of the guard.
But they all seem to have dropped off and the big 3 are going nowhere.
have youth participation rates dropped this decade or something?
MUCHOVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ah yes, the made up stories.
Well its just a very strange era for tennis, having pretty much the three best players of all time in the game at once. Can't last for too much longer though I suppose Djokovic has several more years in him.
That's only a recent trend though. Women's tennis has been in a rut for ten years
cringe
I wouldn't say they've dropped off per se, I mean they're wildly inconsistent but they'd be winning slams if not for the Big 3. They're just too good and doped up for anyone to dethrone them.
I don't believe you
Based
Not really lol. Like my Dad is a massive racist, hates blacks, yet loves Anthony Joshua and always watched his fights cheering him on. I just laugh desu
I was watching Fed yesterday and he genuinely looked at or close to his very best. He ain't going nowhere anytime soon.
Muchova? More like Muchover!
don't count her out just yet. Muchova isn't a mental midget unlike the ATP zoomers.
>they'd be winning slams if not for the Big 3
Who's they? Only Thiem would at RG. Zverev wouldn't get near a slam big 3 or no big 3.
Eh. He has days like that but he's wildly inconsistent compared to before, and the gap is opening between him and a more tangible top 2 of Nadal and Djokovic
He tends to understandably look physically beaten if there's a mountain to climb
Until Zverev sorts his head out, he'll be his own worst enemy. Tsitsipas and Thiem will be the biggest threats of the new gen as things stand
New bread where
Tstipas AO? Thiem last years US?
Why is Strycova such a late bloomer?
s-shut up
He was smooth as fuck, classic Fed, but the other guy was no challenge.
>HCJK
holy shit she's fucked
First Barty, now Konta. How embarrassing this must be for Australia.
>letting Vondrousova make a RG final
>letting Strycova make the Wimbledon semis
Konta is so goddamn pathetic.
Who is this trying to imitate?
>hopefully I'm on centre court
How dumb is Svitolina?
>mfw no hungarian gf
Meanwhile Cirstea got bagel'd in Bastad. Why does WTA even bother with seeding.
Any more of these stories?
Laura Robson is Australian m8
I'm guessing Borg
>Justanna Konta
>ACJK
I always forget Konta is a mental midget, every grand slam
My wife is racist, always going on about how black guys are nothing but big, strong thugs with glistening muscles. Despite that she cheers every black athlete and bites her lip at the close up footage.
She even sees her urban dance instructor Jamal for hours every day and is sweaty and exhausted afterwards. It's quite funny really
>So close, yet so far
Story of her career. Is Jo Konta the new Tim Henman?
BEEZUS
This happens to most British athletes, user. It's a mentality thing. The only reason Muzza was successful is because he had enough people saying he's not British
No, Henman used to lose to good players.
My next door neighbour is an Islamcic fundamentalist, but he makes great curries and drinks Stella. Quite funny really
Piss off, you fucking paki
Pakis out reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Literally who is Strycova?
Lmao go free Tommeh, fat fucking gammon
Alright, just put a mad wee tenner on a Konta comeback.
>gammon
Literally white British, you silly cunt. It's true. The pressure and expectation is massive. I reckon Murray succeeded because the mass media, at the start of his career, didn't really give a shit if he succeeded or not
konta fags btfo
I'm an idiot
Made 6 GS semi finals, lost to the winner in 5 of them and the other did the biggest choke of all in a GS final
The girl that cost Murray an Olympic Gold medal
I thought that Halep thread was the new one lmaooo
Such a brave performance from Konta, she can be so proud of herself despite the result.
I can't believe she battled through Stephens and Kvitova to lose this match, in this way.
Serena will annihilate Strycova of course
Lauren Davis dabbed on Kerber, than went out with a whimper against Suarez Goblino. Women are silly.
Holy shit. Why is she so pathetic lads?
At this stage there's no one Serena can lose to even if she literally plays at 50% energy, MAYBE Halep
more like Murray didn't give a shit about the media or being liked
Strycova falls over more than Alex Morgan
Looool I remember wanting to hatefuck her very much that day
Really awful match from her but fugg she looked good in that Olympics outfit
konta will make the final, trust me
MILK TRUC
She is going to cry
*GASPS*
Well exactly. Either way, his mentality was just different to every almost-successful British player in the Open Era. Which is exactly why he won stuff
That's why he got into bed with Simon Fuller right?
i still love you konta
Well, she may have lost but she's done her country proud. What a brave, battling performance by the British number one. Something to build on for next year.
Budapest's Shameful Johanna
>slice almost hits the back fence
why is konta dog shit at tennis?
What an absolute Konta
>not following proper etiquette and waiting for her opponent at the net, instead shaking the umpire's hand first
a national embarrassment
NEW
>Isn't it refreshing to see skill return to the game
Fucking Savage