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>Lucky shot
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>Dana: Bye, Luke
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>Santos had surgery
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>Nate being Nate
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previous:
fuck england
How is Grease holding up?
Who is CANner mcgyver
high effort thankyou OP
have a (You) for actually making a good OP
He won the war
jan heem's jon
If Kebab is the actual LW champ then why is he getting bullied by Nate?
pic related is the actual LW champ and LW GOAT
nice
He did an hero,
rip sweet prince
Thinking which punch broke his jaw, 1st or 2nd, i think it might be 2nd when his jaw got a bit dislocated
whos this spic?
>play ufc 3 as bobby knuckles
>go up against 3 izzy players in a row
>they all ragequit after getting knocked stone cold after catching an overhand because they spammed meme kicks
I think henri was wrong guys
check how much shampoo she uses now that she's the champ when at the same time there are homeless people everywhere who dont have the opportunity to wash themselves
Disgusting and Not my champ
Haha sounds pretty based
Hes not wrong, Lukes just a brainlet
Nate probably doesn't like him for ducking people and bringing the sport into disrepute? Based on what we know about him. The fact he beat Connor probably annoys him as well.
he's elite at everything except boxing
and the worst part is that he THINKS he's competent at boxing, so puts himself into dangerous situations and inevitably gets knocked out
if only he recognised his weakness, he could easily be champ again.
his ego is massively holding him back
Khabib is the definition of paper champ. The only person who got the belt in easier than him was Ronda Rousey. They have a lot in common.
And for the cherry on top. The man who ended his career. The Natty GOAT. The UFC Hall of Famer. MICHAEL "THE COUNT" BISPING
Cockhold should have won by DQ for this late kick. Jan is a dirty fighter and Herb a terrible ref. With that being said, how can you be so hesitant in the box? If I was training Luke, he would be the GOAT today.
When I saw he was keeping his hands low, the same way he did in the Bisping fight, I just stopped caring about him and hoped for a juicey heem.
So which MMA fighters are confirmed to not be dicklets? Hardmode: no black guys.
Second hand confirmed BDE:
Gregard Mouse, fattest hog in the UFC reportedly
Joey B, 16oz beer can
Ryan Hall, a literal third leg I heard from guys that train with him
What else we got?
Wake up, Jon...
Askren got hit by only three shots in that fight. That's incredible striking defence.
Hold on, I forgot my image which I feel really completes my post. Pretend that this pic is in the above post, please.
Based polaki
KURWAAAAA MAC
me
why is it that everyone praises Tyson Fury for turning his life around after struggling with drugs and depression, but they don't do the same for Jon Jones?
What should I wank to next, /heem/?
Haha, great post user and I love the vintage Stern pic.
Why are u so gay and cucked canada
Its not funny anymore, please stop
So fucking sick of the benavidez dick meme. He definitely fucking made it up himself. Fuck off you actual faggot
shemales
whos more cazzie?
the people who picked rockhold or the people who picked askren?
Literally who?
Tyson doesn't eyepoke people or duck rematches.
Rockhold cucks, Ben had never lost. Rockhold is a known turbo chinlet
t. Didn't say a word when Tony got his belt from Kevin Lee
You fags are still seething after months of onions posting huh?
>FRIGGEN BEARS DUDE XD
>who?
Jon Jones - the greatest fighter of all time
I'm gonna get Masvidal haircut to support my favourite male fighter
Cos tyson was honest about it and is not a fake person like jbj
Thanks lad
Did he get so skinny because he had to stop taking roids?
fat broad
as if JBJ was ever depressed or had a drug problem, he's just a twat that does coke on a night out
Just draw a few cornbraids on ur bald head no ones gonna notice anyway
why do they call him beefcake?
Appreciate the effort posting, twitchy
People think that USADA ruined Hendricks... Juiceless Jones is a joke.
Lee was in the top 10
Ignore my first reply, I think it's honestly because it's easier to see if someone is truly at the peak of the sport in boxing. Tyson is objectively one of the greatest to ever live, so people forgive his past.
MMA is different. There are so many ways you can take a guy down, that when a fighter who could beat him on paper gets heemed people get angry. The reason he is so dominant is that his fight IQ is so high and people would rather paint the narrative that he's a cheat and bum, because they don't understand why their boy got gadooshed.
>bailey
always a good choice
It's unironically the fat loss. Jon never gained 150 lbs only to lose it for a return fight against the Jon Jones of boxing
Why do people have Santos winning? He did nothing, all his punches missed. Jones had the aggressio, the press and the hits.
Keep that in mind as this is how I scored it.
Jones - Santos
1. 9-10
2. 9-9
3. 10-9
4. 10-9
5. 10-9
He has one of the best left legs in MMA, great ground game just useless at keeping his guard up
You'd think he'd have learned from the last two fights where he got sparked by a left hook lmao
Colby on Helwani show right now
Bum Askren
colbys on the jew show
He also won that fight, which is practically superhuman.
Watching the fight now
Will get back to you
retard
God damn, who is this absolute milk truck?
Severe lack of Bailey getting the rod though
Who gives a shit
If it aint schmo I say no
A hot bish named Bailey Jay
Colby just said Ben has aspergers
guys i'm starting to think that askren didn't really deserve brain damage for being a bit of a dick
feels kinda bad now
Fuck off zoomer
>Colby greets Helwani with a cheeky "Shalom"
so based
>mocks askrens asbergers
holy shit
Quick glance at this thread confirmed by initial suspicion that MMA is gay
You're all a bunch of fruits and that's all I have to say
you disgust me
regards
user
I didn't see the build up, did he say anything bad?
He has and it was known before
Halle Berry, official MILF of the UFC, presented to you by Modello
>He can go back to Asia with the rest of the inferior products.
>BABY BURRITO AND A SALAD
Where have you been? Did you attend UFC 239?
he genuinely didn't
Masvidal was getting worked up over nothing
>a bit of a dick
He laughed at Darren after Masvidal heem'd him and shit on any fighter ranked above him. Fuck Ben, he deserves more CTE
youtu.be
Muh fucking penis lads
Wish I could find the full versions of these
Describe his diet
/our guy/ is live on Jewani
walkout songs
youtube.com
relentless annoying trash talk
wait what I thought it was just a joke
Askren on Ariel in 40 bings
Wow, that's super disrespectful of ATT if this story Colby is telling is true.
ATT put up a picture of Woodley getting his hand raised after KOing Robbie in the gym that Robbie trains at.
Yeah he said it himself in an interview
"Deserves" is a meaningless word. He made the decision to fight for a living. He made the decision to come out of retirement. He didn't have to, he could easily have supported himself coaching. He was even doing seminars with Danaher recently. Nobody made him get under the skin of a hothead like Masvidal. Ben was just doing his job and trying to sell the fight, but Masvidal honestly has a screw loose and I'm not sure how he's avoided jail time with his temperament. Nobody made Askren refuse to adjust his game after BJJ Scout pointed out a glaring weakness.
Ben seems like a pretty cool guy and I hated to see him get KOed like that. But it was all his fault.
breakfast: 6 sausage, egg and cheese mcmuffins
pre-lunch snack: 3-4 medium sized bags of chips
lunch: yogurt with fruit
afternoon snack: 2 snickers and one 100 grand bar
dinner: filet mignon with 1-2 liters of orange fanta
t. beta JV bitch
You could easily make a case that he was winning until he got hit with that lucky knee.
mini_khabib
UFC 239 was amazing and such a blast ! From the hall of fame to all the fan interaction as a fan I couldn’t ask for more . International fight week was beyond incredible . It was awesome to meet so many fellow fight fans who traveled from all over the world just for this event . I know this sounds silly but right after the fight I was standing in the ufc octagon looking into the seats at the T-Mobile arena imagining there would one day be an audience when I fight and it really made my passion for the sport so much stronger . I hope I can make you all proud one day like the amazing fighters did at #UFC239
>"Deserves" is a meaningless word.
then why is it in the dictionary?
Askren had octagon control for 2 whole seconds. That counts for something.
i cant understand all the reddit indignation, Masvidal is such a nice guy in this photo you can clearly see his concern for his opponent health
Interim belt isn't a real belt.
masvidal being a hothead doesn't change the nature of the sport. you can fight a nice guy and still end up in hospital. what i meant was that at first i was happy to see him get KO'd because he wouldn't stop talking shit and sometimes it's nice to see a shit talker get punched in the face, but seeing an attempted murder isn't all that entertaining in hindsight.
>robbie loses to askren
>gets a title shot
Wow that's super inspiring.
It's a word for kids that don't know how the world works.
Redditurds so pissed their Bum Askren got BTFO
Rim Asscan will never be a UFC champion and I am so happy.
Based. By that time we will be seeing the golden ages of WMMA. I'm looking forward to the future.
Colby inviting the American Royal family to his fight. 100% based.
We need to keep adding to this till its nothing but heem husks
"Marty Fakenewsman" will never not be funny
ΤRAITOR!!!
Is jorge masvidal the REAL peoples champion?
add Rockhold and Holm.. or do only cold kills count here?
I went 1/5 with my picks but I wasn't dumb enough to pick Askren over Jorge
>but seeing an attempted murder isn't all that entertaining in hindsight.
Was it really that bad, cans get heemed stiff all the time and no one cares.
yeah it's a good one
they count. as long as it's a big name getting ko'd
fuck this rare pepe
F-ck yes! Askren vs Usman for the belt!
how were the fights in person, my main man?
We're in the Gamebred Chaos era
how many got them all right? not to brag hehe but I got all but the main fight, which was a burglary
TELL ME ABOUT JAMAAAAAL
Post ONE good fighters.
For me? It's Aung La N Sang. Might not be the best ever but he stands in the pocket, gets into wars but never gets rocked, and slugs it with hard hitting dudes. Modern legend
>Everytime cracks me up lol
Fabricio Werdum throws boomerang at Colby Covington in street altercation
twitter.com
Before Usman, Masvidal need to heem Colby
Nah only shadow realm heems. Adding everything just cheapens it and makes it a low tier forced meme
People have suggested the Aljo dab heem which isn't a bad one, but I looked and coudn't seem to find a good angle to cap and add in
kek
They're best mates
has queefington talked any shit about lawler yet? or is he shook?
Lewis and browne?
Toilet Till?
I invented that
Manuwa
he just did
Pretty sure they both said theyd love to fight each other
Demetrious Johnson, he would wreck the UFC midget division
Rakic vs Manuwa maybe if there's a good view
Yeah they'll fight but I doubt they'd fight eachother when they're both next in line for a title shot just by sitting out
what did he say?
>tfw ywn bang sluts in vegas with masvidal and colby
youtube.com
Dankest timeline
>usman popped by usada and gets stripped of the title
>jorge and colby fight for the vacant ww belt at ufc 244:Gamebred 4 Chaos
Two guys, running full speed at each other, one launches a knee and the other ducks into the knee. The impact speed was like 20mph and the impact force of a flying knee is like 200lbs plus the guys weight.
He hit him flush on the forehead, which could mean his brain sloshed in his skull and was abraded on the rough surface of the inside of his forehead. The impact compressed his neck, which is what kills people in car crashes, and then he took 2 full power shots flush to the chin.
Usman is not ready yet, Dana was clear in the post con. since Masvidal figth for 5 seconds and is ready to figth again soon, they need to let some time pass and a Colby - Masvidal would be a good card
Covington will get heemed by a knee and the age of the wrestlefucker will finally be over.
these vids are so comfy
Marty is kind of a stain in the division
>wanting Colby and Jorge to fight
Anyone that wants this is a fag
fuck u Helwani
why is nunes being such a whore recently?
agreed
>colby is a bobby lashley fan
based
he wrestles BEARS dude
he fights in BACKYARDS dude
dominick reyes at ariel now
what a boring man
jones is now also a boring fighter
who the hell wants to see these two fight?
seems to be doing ok at dinner afterwards
weeeeew lad what a cuck
im hard
wake up jon
dana really wants to see the female champs naked
I want Askren vs Maia on early prelims sometime before the year ends
>trying to smile but it's just a less sad frown
almost feel bad for the lad
God why
what a horrible fight that would be, two pure grapplers trying to punch eachother for 15 minutes
I just wanna be completely transparent
he thanks god after a win DUDE
Asscan vs Toilet Till is the fight to make.
Make it 5 rounds so we have a better chance of someone getting flushed to levels we've never seen before.
Does anyone think Masvidal has a legitimate chance of winning the title
nah, he's gastelum 2.0
He'll get outclassed soon
yes because usman is never fighting ever again
no
2 good KO's against unproven bums? oozeman would 50-45 him
Frontal lobe brain damage doesn't manifest as dribbling or CTE, it completely kills your sense of empathy and you can't control your temper. It's where emotions are processed.
He might have whiplash from the knee, but if he did I doubt he'd wear the brace in public.
100%
Poosman is getting flushed.
I only have Thiago 1 round. Jon via decision was always the bet to make. I don't know why but he seems really content to win decisions in fight where he can easily get finishes
He has already beaten the only ones that he could in the top10, he gave us good memes and heems but it's over now.
how can you sit at the dinner table after almost getting killed, the guy needs to be in the hospital under strong supervision
Just do the ones that happen after eye vs valentina to make it more cohesive
>he can easily get finishes
Because he literally can't.
This true and has been confirmed. props to you Canada user
if you condone masvidal's actions you're a brainlet
if you accidentally bumped into him on the streets he'd HEEM you
I invented Whoregay Assbiteall
Ben won the story
Pure hyperbole, Askren was walking to the center and then ducked into the knee which struck the side of his head/neck, extra shots were bad but theres been worse. Speaking of worse Weidman shooting on Romero and getting his head caved in by a turbo roid knee counter at a higher weight class was worse than that.
nah poosman is too juiced and wont eat a flying knee 2 seconds in
these are masvidals wife and kids now
i was just offering my opinion but i think people have started thinking i made it lmao
you now remember MVP vs Cyborg, yikes.
Me? heh I wish a nigga would
how many bings until asscream?
shit post
can someone post the pick results from this weekend?
ariel just heem'd joe rogan
5 seconds
what actions? the follow up shots? ape-tier shit but it is what it is. not every cagefighter is some nice honorable guy, surprise surprise
Kek
like 30 bongs
you really find such brainlet jokes funny?
Imagine thinking you're the GOAT and then you get heem'd to oblivion in three seconds by some goof who probably couldn't beat anyone in top 5.
hunnerd percent
Maia at least made efforts to be a complete fighter. He did bloody Colby's face with punches. Keep in mind, he's literally in his 40's. He did evolve and make an effort to learn new skills throughout his career.
Not like Askren who is the same exact fighter he was on day 1.
im a little casual
run it down for me which fighters are based and which ones are cringe
i've seen ben askrens postfight tweets and that guy seems to be the embodiment of reddit
KO we've all ben askren for
the ones i like are based
the one i don't like are cringe
Weidman didnt get put to sleep though
LOL
colby n nick hein are based, fuck the rest
Yes, you tend to take a more positive attitude towards life when you are not a bitter incel
Based and kekked.
this
what does being reddit mean? I don't you their services
Alright so most people have a Smartphone these days and most of them have pretty decent quality cameras
Why is it whenever we see footage uploaded anywhere it's 240p potato quality? And on Ariel's show, these guys doing video interviews and the quality is just ass, is it because of poor WiFi? Shouldn't there be much better quality than this in 2019?
>Manuwa might fight again
bruh your chinlet is Rockhold tier
Stuff happens, anyone can get knocked in a fight and that was a freak incident. Still, very dumb move all around on Askren's part - lowering your head against someone sprint charging at you.
Al was Rank 11 when Khabib won the belt off of him, and then went on defend against a undeserved title fight against someone who is now currently 1-1 in LW fights. Khabib is the very definition of a Paper Champ who yet to fight any proper Top 10 competition in actual years now.
darren till is the king of /heem/
okay sweaty
wish I was a simple brainlet like you
He beat Edson, MJ and RDA who were all ranked in the top 10 my guy
nunes is the biggest can crusher
I don't understand how he's not learning that he needs better defense, it's his one massive glaring flaw. You'd think everyone in his camp would be telling him to keep his fucking hands up if he's going to try and brawl.
Anyone else unironically like Chiesa now? I thought he was a soiboi until the Condit fight but he's growing on me.
being a cuck
Al beat Lee, who Tony won his belt off. You fags were talking all that shit about Al and MUH REAL ESTATE AGENT XDDDDD but never said a word about Lee.
The rankings are bollocks anyway kek. Imagine unironically using them as a measure of how good someone is
I love how much Holm is flinching during all of this.
>this woman was somehow a boxing champion
you really find such brainlet jokes funny?
yeah Ive grown to like him, especially now since hes blatantly fucking halle berry
Till vs Askren
Chiesa vs Maia
She was biting very hard on feints, she did get tagged a bit earlier, but I imagine once Amanda saw how easily she could make her react, she felt she had it in the bag
actually would be kino
are you saying everyone there has a partner who they're willing to let a stranger fuck while watching?
I mean you either get hit in the neck/jaw and get perma-heemed or get it head on and get your shit all compressed and your head cracked open. I'll take the former.
never really had anything against him but watching pettis flush him was funny
Again, actual YEARS now (2017) since he fought any sort of actual competition.
don't be jelly
I had a bad feeling when I saw that selfie
Keep moving the goal post my guy
>wmma
kek
Edson and MJ were already on a downward spiral. Khabib's only impressive win was against RDJ, t b h. I find him extremely, extremely overrated. He beat on some literally who cans in Russia who should never count in his record. His real streak in the UFC is 11 and most of the people he beat were cans or fighters way past their prime.
So now we know why has Jones been ducking Rumble so hard, since Santos is basically a mini version of Rumble, and he gave Jon a pretty hard time.
yes Tuuka
see
Wish I had the mental strength to seethe on Yea Forums all day
who at LW has a better resume?
i'm stating to feel bad for luke
Ben in 5 bongs allegedly
It's a meme you dip.
Based. Khabib is basically in the same situation Lombard/Askren were. It's easy to look impressive against bums, but when you get to top fighters, it's whole different league. And Khabib hasn't fought a single top 5 fighter yet.
and you know this because you are part of it, right?
Askren is about to come on Helwani's show, watch it with me lads
Bum roasted
if you think my mental strength is impressive, you should experience my physical strength. unless you're too much of a bitch to throw hands. we can meet up halfway in hamburg.
yea
Rumble would have gassed after the 1st round so Santos actually did better
Masvidal tapped
no
keep me posted if he sounds like Forest Gump though
Thanks for the heads up but if he doesn't show up soon I'll be coming to your house wanting an explanation
ben time
Ben Askren coming up now
Masvidal will be on the jew show after ben
You can here the CTE in Bens voice
Nobody is moving the goal post, Khabib just hasn't fought anyone impressive.
Tony. Easily. Poirier you could argue also has had way more quality opponents. Cerrone, as well (not resume, but he has actually fought some competition).
HE'S ON
I've always known Jones was afraid of Rumble based on his reactions to him:
Anyone else in his division:
>mocks them or is at best indifferent to their existence
Rumble:
>Hey, it's my buddy Rumble! I love this guy. How you doing AJ? Man, I loved you in Warrior (2011).
Weidman's is arguably more disturbing since he let out a little yelp/scream before his lights went out a half-second later.
He sounds normal lad
damn its true
ben came to in hospital
>strategically eating to hide the slurs
cheers
We all got worked, it's WWE all over again. Rematch incoming
Add Jimi Mannure to the image please.
Fights to make
>Jones vs. Stipe/DC winner
>Nunesh vs Cyborg 2
>Masvidal vs RDA
>Jan vs Smif
>Chiesa vs Maia
with Rumble's fight IQ and he's heart a severely dout Rumble could pass round 3, at some time in the fight eventally gonna give up, like he did agaisnt DC/Belfort
>Poirier
Not even gonna mention him because he's Khabib's next fight
>Tony
The other guy said Khabib fought over tue hill fighters, Tony's last 2 fights were against Cowboy and Pettis, both of whom have been flushed for years. Other than that, Tony's best win is RDA (whom Khabib beat without eyepoking him unlike Tony) and K. Lee (who's proven to be a bum).
No problem m8
Kek
>Ariel: did you suffer a concussion?
mmm
I prefer Masvidal vs Woodley
ben is so normal and humble right now
literally nothing remotely interestin about him anymore
crazy how one loss can change everything
he's done bros
based Askren being more chill about his loss than Masvid*l being about his win
do they also have the tism?
Why didnt he just not headbutt the knee
Tony Beats a Cowboy that's coming of a win over Al, and he beat pettis in a fight that hes coming back from the biggest injury of his career.
BTW pettis beat the rank 3 WW
will dana cut him or will gift him one more run at the strap?
Yeah it's actually boring and pissing me off
thx, senpai
GOD THIS ASKREN INTERVIEW SUCKS
based askren being humble like my boy whittaker
No problem m88
this jew needs to ask some better questions
>he believes it was a fluke ko
lol
Tony had to pull out because his lungs were filling with blood and his knee blew the fuck up.
Khabib had a booboo on his ribs and likes cake.
he's a can, simple as. i still can't believe that he didnt just step to the side or do literally anything except shoot for the takedown
MJ had just beaten Dustin in 1 round going into this fight and his loss to beneil was very close
Ben is not even flushed lol
Pettis and Cowoy. And if you want to talk about injustices, how about the fact that Khabib lost to Tibau?
>gets busted for coke
>I'm a new man!
>gets busted for dui
>I'm a new man!
>runs over a pregnant woman
>I'm a new man!
>gets busted for steroids
>I'm a new man!
>etc.
askren is the fluke ko poster
Imagine being triggered by Ben. He's a goofy wrestler who has never said anything that crossed the line. Meanwhile bitter, viscous weak losers are celebrating his loss like he's their estranged step-dad who fucks their mom on the regular.
I mean, that's kind of true
yeah but who doesn't like cake? idiot
5 seconds
he literally siad it wasnt
he's almost crying
fuck
Askren wins the rematch, stays undefeated for the rest of his career and wins the belt. Getting caught with a fluke knee literally means nothing.
this, the Funky era marches on
Nah, it was a hard read.
Tony was losing until he eyepoked RDA and kicked a downed opponnent in Barboza. Your boy tripped on a cable and had to fight two bums. My boy got the title and set a PPV record.
Cope harder kid.
Barboza was on a three fight winning streak. MJ is gatekeeper city though
looks like the funky meme is dead
Grinding at people with "innocent" insults for 8 weeks is just as bad as calling someone a nigger.
You're obviously a Khabib nuthugger. At the end of the day, whether Tony was losing before winning due to your delusions doesn't matter. What matters is that Khabib literally lost against Thibau and was given the victory.
>Askren totally fine with Masvidal's post fight antics and trash talk
he has more balls than his fans do. you can all shut up now.
that shit was legit scary
Did you not see what he said about Darren Till after his KO? That shit was uncalled for
5 seconds
Dont forget Jorge is a can and an all around ignorant cunt... Ben wins the rematch
I want to be femdommed by Amanda and her wife. I want them to dress me up in girl clothes, make fun of me and make me clean their house and serve them.
Ben unironically won the story. Jorge is gonna look like an idiot when he comes in shittalking Ben who's taking the loss well
1 year ahead and we all all be witnessing the funky resurrection
Khabib's daddy/coach wants Nate Diaz after Poirier
>BITCHES, I'M HERE WITH NEW WORLD CHAMPION, REPRESENTING 10TH PLANET JIUJITSU, FUCKING UP MOTHERFUCKERS, UNBELIVABLE, I FEEL BAD FOR THAT DOGSHITSTAINI, HE BETTER WORK ON HIS WRASLIN' SHIT, HE'S GONNA GET MEXICAN FUCKING FOREARM RIGHT IN HIS HEAD! CHAMP SHIT ONLY LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER! EDDIE BRAVO, HE TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS MOTHERFUCKER! THIS IS FEAR OF EL CUCUY!
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What matters is that my boy is 27-0, an LW title holder, a PPV record holder while your boy is back to fighting bums, is mentally ill, almost lost his wife and kid (where his kid at?) and is earning $150k + $5k for his fight.
I don't need to cope. Reality has a Khabib-bias. You're a coper.
ben is high iq
Not like he had a choice lmao
based and harsh truthpilled
these blind tony cocksuckers are such retarded faggots. he'd be slated to fight khabib if he just went and took the easy work against max
>bbbbbut the interim!
verifiably meaningless and won from beating kevin pee
no bully
>I didn't watch Jorge's post fight comments
>One of the stupid comments Jorge made was that I deserved to get punched [after the KO] for talking all that trash
OH NO NO NO
And Tony got gifted a decision against Danny
khabib is a white cave dog caucasoid
Ben askren is on Ariel's show and he definitely won the story
Of course he is, he does book reviews with mike chernovich
CTE
cuck askren looking like a simp right now
big oof
Based Ben not even remotely flushed and CTE'd
Nice to see him solidify his win of the Story right now
>askren saw the knee coming
LMAO
>join BJJ gym
>several years later, after surviving the cazzie filtering, I'm in 'the insider network'
>contacts in every trade, police, firefighters, military, government, lawyers, doctors, mechanics
Lads, this is unironically fucking based. I feel like a Free Mason. I see how Secret Societies cropped up, the power and access is fucking incredible.
I don't plan on using my newfound reach for anything, but it's a good feeling to finally have a network. I didn't expect anything like this to happen, I just wanted to trane UFC.
I don't know if you live under a rock or something but the normies have been gushing over Asspeedoll.
something to do with going on a loss-streak?
I'm not a big Askren fan, I'm just surprised at the extreme disdain for him.
lets be honest, he was getting that anyways. jorge is just one of those types of fighters that punches until thr stoppage, even if the guy is a shadowrealmed husk. till was ded from the first shot and got buried after he bounced off the canvas
>a PPV record holder
Not on his own accord. Let's get real here.
lol... no
It doesn't matter when he is the beneficiary. It could have been your boy but he tripped on a cable.
Askren's new run for the strap
> vs Till
> vs Lawler
> vs Colby (belt)
Meanwhile Lawler and Poosman will have lost to Colby and Masvidal will lose to Woodley or wtv other bum in the division. Askren will lose to our guy tho.
>It could have been your boy but he tripped on a cable
Tony fought on the same card though.
>ugh i lost to that guy
>not even remotely flushed and CTE'd
Which makes it even worse. It could have been him yet he got $155k for his fight. Subtract his camp and medical costs and he's earning minimum wage.
>voluntarily climbs horizontally on opponents back
>shoots for takedown when the opponent is sprinting towards him
That's some galaxy brain shit mayn.
How do I achieve such consistent kino in my life like this man
>buzzcut Masvidal is a gatekeeper
>longhair Masvidal is elite
You can really be a whole new man with a fresh style.
Why do people hate Askren so much?
cte or nah?
aMANda
i like when ariel speaks french :)
Based Askren lost to give a life lesson to his kids. Great guy
What does that have to do with anything? Point is, Tony could have fought Khabib in Conor's place. And we all know that didn't happen is because of Dana. You act like his injury prevented him from fighting Khabib, similiar to Khabib eating a tiramisu, which is simply not the case.
cte
Just mudslimes bro
I’m sure he did, it hit him in the side of the head.
Can anyone beat burning car chael?
he didn't say that you fucking lying brainlet...
Why is it high IQ people like Askren and Chael, often have low fight IQs? Meanwhile, Floyd is barely literate and is the greatest mind in combat sport history.
Born: August 14, 1966 (age 52 years), Cleveland, OH
Height: 5 5
disgusting
Different parts of the brain.
Lucky. The only gym convenient for me has a bunch of hard as nails Thai guys, who are really cool, but are also poor with little instrumental value to my life outside their grappling prowess.
19/20 successful 1st takedown attempts in mma is a high success rate. statistically intelligent to continue using especially when 19/19
>fight iq=/=iq
Fucking kek, it's a fight, not some rocket science. You're either good at it or not. It doesn't require any great mental capacity.
halle has been flushed for a while, unimpressed by chiesa and roidtega plowing her
mfw I'll never fuck a 50+ year old nigger
Worst post of the thread, kindly heem yourself.
>19/20 successful 1st takedown attempts in mma
0/2 in UFC. Dropped on his head by Lawler and Kneed into a living death by Masvidal
>halle has been flushed for a while
well who flushed her then.
nuff said
I honestly don't know
I rather heem you. Give me your address.
If Nate is bullying Khaboob imagine what Tony would do to him
It's just laughable seeing Tony fanboys diminishing Khabib's records while the reverse doesn't really take place. Neither of them have a record that clearly stands out. When looking at their shared opponnents, Tony clearly did better against Tibau but Khabib clearly did better against Johnson. Both did well against Barboza and RDA, but Tony's victories in those fights are marred by illegal moves.
Khabib haters are just coping hard, that's it. Poirier has an insanely impressive streak going on and Khabib will finish it soon. Then you'll have to cope some more, saying Poirier was never good.
certainly not with that attitude
billy bob thornton
>khabib isn;y whi-
It'd be too expensive to get here, they don't do direct flights from Istanbul ;)
Ben was insanely lucky the knee didn't hit him straight in the face
High iq people tend to think they know more than they do. Also low iq people are used to living in chaos because less stuff makes sense to them, while high iq people need clarity.
Looks better with a more normal beard than that ridiculous chin strap he usually has
>mfw people doubted whether khabib was white or not
Just a threadly heeminder that Ben is a BUM
Regardless, it is still an effective approach as evidenced by his record prior to the UFC. His arrogance in the masvidal fight was a mistake like he said in assuming he'd have enough time be able to react to the flying knee. The reality is if the fight had gone to the ground he would most likely dominate and that is his only route to win anyways.
Ben Askren unironically won the story today. Masvidal got him good but all that shit about teaching him a lesson doesn't work if he didn't remember it and he doesn't even hurt from it lol
Why is every Khapedo faggot such an angry smelly mudslime?
Who is this white guy
You have been visited by sleeping asscream
good sleep and cool nights will come to you only if you reply
>sleep tight asscream
gadooshed but remains unflushed
Ben just said he remembered right away he lost to "that guy"
>Hey wyboi, how come you don't eat bacon?
>sleep tight asscream
Prior record doesn't matter. I can beat nerds in my local chess club, I couldn't beat #100 worldwide.
We have seen this over and over again in UFC.
sleep tight asscream
watch out you gonna revv the “german” khabisexual
Sleep tights asscrem
I'm a white male from the northeast and Khabib is my favorite fighter. I would like to think I smell pretty inoffensive, I have good hygiene.
brainlet post
I love this gif so much
sleep tight Asscream
Dumbass didn’t even watch the interview
I've been telling everyone for years that Khabib would look like a regular white guy if he dropped the terrorist beard. I was called all sorts of names.
If anyone reading this would like to apologize, me and Good Credit Khabib are right here. Literally looks like my little bro in this pic.
UFC fighters can't fight.
If they were fighting for real, fights wouldn't last longer than 4 seconds and they'd end with eyes and throats ripped out
Internal iron palm techniques literally rupture internal organs and drop people in 1 shot, regardless of the size or weight of the fighters. Yet we never see this in the UFC.
This is because UFC external martial artists don't know how to fight.
I so want to fingerblast this cutie
He still doesnt look white. Looks like a Turk/former SSR mongoloid still
Name a single good fighter who is good at this moment. No joking.
Khabib looks whiter than 70% of Americans.
I believe i can heem Ben Askren.Ok the guy will wrestlefuck me for sure but what if I attack him first with a flying knee?
lol nice b8
Name a single good fighter who is white at this moment. No joking.
Askren still went home to his beautiful white milf wife and children jorge ended the night with some aids filled hooker that anyone could fuck if they got the money so ya Askren unironically won the story
you start, buddeh
After the interview we can all agree that Askren won the story of the fight.
>fluke knee
>lost to give a life lesson to his children
>no cte
>no visible injuries
>went party afterwards
>still has his bloodline
>comes up as funny and humble after an humiliating lost
>still in the run for the strap
Still my boi
fuck off
If Khabib fights like he did vs Conor in the 3rd round against Tony in the 3rd he is getting murdered. He better hope he finishes Tony on the ground before then
Can't.
Is that epsteins pick up?
Triple C
>epsteins
who is that?
That isnt saying much
No bait.
There is nothing in the laws of physics that render internal iron palm impossible, and the hundreds of examples of masters using it to break brick walls and rupture organs only proves it.
If you weigh, say, 150 pounds, and can move your hand at 30 feet per second, then if you actually knew how to fight and strike properly (with internal iron palm), then the kinetic energy transfer is the equivalent of taking a 150 pound weigh and flinging it 30 feet per second into someones body.
No matter how big or strong you are, if a 150 pound weight flies into your body at 30 feet per second, it will rupture your organs and drop you and you will die.
The fact that we don't see this happening in the UFC means that these guys don't know how to strike properly. A solid internal martial artist would plow through the heavyweight division, undefeated, ending every fight in less than 30 seconds.
Well known child trafficker for politicians, just got done for it
Israel will get Luke'd when he moves to light heavyweight
>literally has dilated pupils in the pic
He's flushed.
Sleep tite Bum Askren
dat nigga has makeup on lmao
>tfw you duck the Robbie rematch only to get shafowrealmed in 3 seconds by a skinny nigga
jesus
This, way better than Ortega loss. Ben is a man, but Brian is still just a boy...
>one day we'll be 70 year old flushed grandpa's
how do you cope with this feel?
they are like that when it's dark
I'm heeming myself the minute my son can flush me
He should thank god for not getting injured worse
HNNNG
Imagine Amanda drilling her pussy into Ninas face
I am 25 and my dad is nearing 70 and he can still flush me
then again he is a former boxer and still runs MARATHONS dude
>Ariel starting beef between JJ and Israel
Cheeky hebrew
the way he awkwardly spins around makes me laugh
Just take the old nigga down, his bones are brittle
>Askren loses in the most humiliating way possible
>brushes it off like nothing
>still makes the non-white racists eternally seethe
How is it possible to be this based?
They have had their "beef" dumbass
Suck my yadong
Must suck being asian, my apologies
Ive been trying to figure out what Luke looking so sluggish reminded me of, with the tape and all, hunched over almost too big of a frame. He looked like Dadbod Kelly out there
and youre a kickboxer so you can heem him
>beating my own father
who am I, cannor?
That room doesn't look dark.
id heem that old fag
I'd end your bloodline before you could even reach him you fat mutt
Anyone here want Askren to retire and play disc golf professionally?
He's been going on disc golf podcasts.
Is he good enough to keep up with the best discers though?
I doubt he could even beat erik oakley.
Any update on Ben Askren's condition?
Israel's boyfriend is kinda cute
>gamebread is on
but would you be laughing if ben had suffered from a stroke and actually ended up paraplegic or something?
Hope your dad lives a long healthy life, my dad suffered a stroke a year ago and mom let us know she has had kidney failiure. I'm scared to be alone, love your parents.
in all sincerity, who is your favorite female ufc fighter?
>double legs your gay old father
>ground and pounds
>submits with anaconda for the fuck of it
nothing personal kid
here buddy
The fact you don't see this means the fighters are too good to let meme shit happen to them (except for Asscream ofc)
>tfw I'm 6' 205lbs, but my dad is 6'3" 235lbs and all my uncles and male cousins are absolute units that mog me in any family picture
Being the runt of the family is suffering.
Still pretty much unheemable with a small asterisk for fluke knees
Masvidal is losing the story badly atm.
your mom
thanks brotha, will do let
*gets countered kneed and wailed on after getting heemd*
i'd make some jokes about it online, but in reality i wouldn't care
Ben is too old to unlearn his bad habits.
Yan Xiaonan. so cute watching her grunt while fighting
Why is Izzy with that old guy though
I finally figured it out, after all this time, it makes so much sense. Jon isn't fighting for glory or records or any of that shit. He's doing all this, planning it all out, so that he can make marks seethe. Running over the pregnant lady? Staged like McMahon's exploding limo. Pulsing? Him and Novitsky came up with all that at the UFC PI bathhouse. Never getting a point deducted? Jon has had the entire MMA reffing community blackmailed on their gambling. And you know what the cherry on top is going to be? He's gonna take a dive against Adesanya because he knows that seeing that weeb faggot get belted is the only way to send us marks over the edge.
>pulls out your dads false teeth and uses it as knuckles to beat his son
>use his belt also
you need a lesson kiddo
trust me it is I'm behind the camera
u found this on reddit?
how kino would a fight between colby and masvidal be? best friends to rivals
Round 1: Santos
Round 2: Santos
Round 3: Jones
Round 4: Jones
Round 5: Santos
he pays for his crunchyroll subscription
Santos and Gus didn’t win one (1) round against the GOAT, Jon Jones. Prove me wrong.
Is it that hard to eat after the interview? I hate those fuckin guys
In many ways I *am* reddit
sorry lad, be strong
keep talkin shit
You need to follow Gracie's example and hype your dad while he is not dad. Your dad could be a next big thing
>whines about muh manners on 4channel
It's call being profesionnal you fucking mongoloïd
book it dana
They are on their free time, the old wise one.
>07/28 - Rizin 17
Holly, Rockhold and Askren need to retire
if you havent already you should watch masvidal's in-studio appearances on the mmahour, classics
>Jew leaking all the numbers
kek
You don't have to be so picky though. Why does something like even bother you
uh oh
cool it with the antisemitism mate
especially coming from a pole that is SHOCKING, take a short trip to Oświęcim to get some perspective
That's that high quality ESPN brings to the table.
I like how everybody, even Colby, calls Snoozeman Marty now kek
which one is izzy
As a BOSS I have high standard for my employees.
Do you make as much money as the American user that buys every ppv
lmao he just leaked all these numbers?
How do you even manage that
i can use 3 asterisks.look. 8===)***
i'm not so sure about this thread
im still amazed you autists did this
but what did he expect, he was asking for it
3055630208
based
...
sleep tight asscream
>cool it with the antisemitism mate
this, its not funny jewish people have been through it all and still endure hardships
Of all time? Gina Carano, solely for the fact she got me rock hard.
lel, all the hate i see is from spics
Oooooohhhhh
His chin is holding him back more than anything. He'd have to win 3 LHW fights to get a title shot. He doesn't have 3 brain cells left
Askren lost on a massive fluke KO. If Masvidal misses that knee he spends 15 minutes on his back getting wrestlefucked
too bad youre in canada
Pteradactyl porn
VICIOUS!
How will Luke recover? Would love to see Manuwa come back for one more fight against him.
Why didn't he have his left hand on his chin?
Literal WWE belts. Why the fuck can’t the UFC just design a decent belt?
6`8``
37 inch vertical leap
Absolute maniac all about violence, speed, and momentum
G-fueled out of his mind
On all the steroids from Guadalajara
Vaselined from head to tippy toe
I think he has a good chance.
but
can he take a punch