Argentina haven't won a World Cup in 33 years

Basé

Is not like Argentina was far from winning one. I guess being second truly is worth nothing

Yes, twice

No. Maybe England can meme a Euro but not a world cup

kek based and tranny pilled

based

Have never won one, and will never win one. In fact, I don't think my shitty NT will win anything at all again.

Nah I don't think so.

>1 year
It hurts lads

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me

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Ask Hungary, they are the biggest proof of going from alpha to beta cuck in 5 years

>Argentina better than France

Thanks for the keks, enjoy your onions

winning the World Cup is no harder than winning the Euros at this point

We might get close again a few times but we will never actualy win a wc.

You're unironically winning in 2022.

Coming home, not even a question of if

It's possible but unlikely

So Greece could have won the WC and Wales got to semi finals?

>every world champion from the past 20 years (with the exception of Brazil) has been eliminated in the group stage of the World Cup posterior to the one in with they were champions
>France was literally the one who started this trend in 2002

You dipshits let the greek pigs stole an euro, what does that say for uefa

As is tradition

The only reason the World Cup is tougher to win than the Euro is because of the qualifying process, which (obviously) gives fewer spots to European teams. The quality of the opposition is the same or lower. If Wales could reliably qualify for the World Cup they'd do well and it's not in any way impossible to see a meme run like Greece's and Portugal's. It just hasn't happened yet. Therefore, the Euros are unironically at the same level of the World Cup.

Now they're gonna fuck up again by letting Northern Ireland win the Euros 2020 despite hosting the final

Frenkie de Jong and de Ligt will be world class tier players. Got some big talents like Brobby, Ake and Chong coming up but I doubt it will be enough for a wc.
France and Belgium are too strong atm. Also Germany will be a big threat.

Germany is a has been at this point. They're the new Italy.

You know by 'you' he didn't mean us specifically right, you fat nigger? He meant UEFA.
Fucking obsessed.

SEETHING

It's okay when NI wins it you can still add it to your union jack

>Belgium are too strong atm
once we finish euro 2020 not anymore , all our boomers will retire

What the fuck are you even trying to say here? Our Union Jack? Are you retarded?

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Northern Ireland, who is gonna win the Euros 2020, is part of UK. Therefore you can still add it to top British accomplishments.

We're talking about football, there are no 'British' accomplishments because there is no 'British' team.
Dumb cunt.

Argentina and Uruguay, no.
England possibly.

While Argentina and Uruguay can produce a single good player, they need a whole team of athletic monsters to compete. Their Spanaird mixed with Indio blood will not do it. Too short, too weak, too slow.

England on the other hand is in the verge of replacing their entire country with African genetics in our life time. England will soon have a team of 6'3 100kg monsters who are to fast to dribble by, and are too tall and strong to challenge on a header.

The problem for England is while in the short term it may look good winning a couple cups, in the long run their country will devolve into a Muslim shithole and they'll never have hopes of winning again. See Nigeria, see South Africa, see Cameron.

Olympics 2012.

Check mate.

Mit dem Angriffs Mokukus wird das alles in Ordnung kommen

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Russia were only a penalty shootout away from the WC semi-finals and they're probably worse than that Wales team

Was in Liverpool recently. England is actually still very white in most cities.

Well fortunately we didn't win, so there.

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>2012
>There IS no British team

>tfw 20 hours without an international title

I don't wish this much suffering upon any of you bros

I was unironically rooting for you.

Mexico will win it in 2022, so yes

That one went to Mexico tho

But there was still a British football team playing

>stole
They won it fair and square. You may dislike the way they played, but their achievement was deserved and can't be taken from them.

>all of them are eurochamps
Damn, Italy has yet to recover

Why does /pol/ always show up

It's always a US flag doing this shit

Leave it to the amerimutt to make things about race and politics.

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England needs better defending and be able to make non set Piece goals

Like it or not it's a relevant factor in today's football. The lard isn't wrong

The country itself is still mostly white but the football team isnt

He is though, or mulattos are pacey but weak.

Will Scotland commit suicide if England wins?

no

>Do you see yourselves ever winning another one in your lifetime?
Absolutely, all we need is a devastating war in Europe

Does your husband know you're posting here?

American "banter"

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>4 WCs
>in an almost perfect 20 year rhythm
>has beens

American Zoomers in charge of football knowledge.

You've won it ONCE in 20 years not 4.

1978 my friend

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>Amerilard in charge of reading comprehension

20 RHYTHM you dumbass.
1954, 1974, 1990, 2014
Show me another team with a level of consistency like this.
Shit is cyclic. The generation of the 2014 win is done, but we will desperately hang onto them for as long as possible, then there will be a reboot.
Maybe shitting the bed harder than anytime before in 2018 can shorten this cycle.

No doubt in my mind we'll win one before those hasbeen """countries""" with very limited histories. Not just in football. I keep forgetting where England even is if I'm honest with you.

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Yeah probably, but the squad will be full of Africans

unbased post

as a professional bet maker that specializes in soccer, and a sports business guy..

I expect the US to win 3 world cups in the next 30 years.

congrats on not winning a world cup

Make no mistake, Englishman. Had we been independent and able to compete in World Cups when they were a joke you wouldn't have won the welfare one. Your country is an athletic joke and the only thing that saves you from me is a wall of Germans. You exist because we tolerate you. You compete because we let you. You win because

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Maybe. There is a small chance it could happen in 2022, but after that >we would have to wait for at least 2 tournaments since our zoomers aren't good enough. What happens after that... I don't know. England has decent chances of winning in 2022 and 2026. Uruguay will never win again.

test

Its true. The Muzzies just sit in there little shithole parts of London and Birmingham and a fee northern towns and do fuck all. They won't enter the football talent-pool.

>Minnie Mouse World Cups

it's weird that there haven't been any meme world cup winners wheras the euro's had loads: czech, holland, denmark, greece

1966

Nigga you ain't gonna win shit. You're another Netherlands at best.

can b8 get any weaker?

lol. this post feels like a 5'4" dude is starting on you

Hey, better than nothing.

fair play. checked

I root for England. It's coming home is an inspirational song.

god bless you mate

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>englands brave arry kane, rashford, sterling, lingard, stones ect winning a world cup

We have nothing to worry about

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It's literally a song about how we won it ages ago and have been crap ever since, but now we're hosting the tounrament so the cup is 'coming home', and we'll just celebrate that instead because it's all we're going to get.
Nuts how people get upset by it.

English people trigger people by just existing. See:

Not at all, boy.

WTF BLESSED AND WITNESSED

For my money, Vindaloo is the song

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>105 years
Any day now.

England will win the cricket world cup in just over a week's time.

these integers can mean only 1 thing

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>brazil last wc title 2002

Oy brazil, if you were that wedin' dress any longer ...

Imagine brazil doesn't win 2022 WC, they are dangerously into the has been territory.

1 footie cup
1 rugby cup
1 cricket cup

Please kill yourself.

We're wininng the 2022 world cup on penies against the Hun la

Meme magic isn't enough for Englel so no

Losing to you on penalties would actually hurt.
Generally speaking, you're probably bound to win one cup in my lifetime and you're ahead of us in terms of nog imports. I'm optimistic >we can overtake Brazil in the next 40 years, but it will be difficult.

The Ant and Dec song is good too

yeah, surprisingly

We need a compilation of English football songs.

*blows the only chance they will ever get*

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442 COME ON ENGLAND

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the GOAT

dunno, maybe
we're literally our own worst enemy, if that gets fixed, probably
but don't count on it

>argentina decime que se siente

Imagine having the best player on the planet and not even winning a fucking a backwater title.

Even Rolando got a Euro, m8.

hey I'm not messi so I can't speak for him
but I can speak for myself and thank heavens I'm not a gordo olor a culo de las americas
>pic related, it's you

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>Show me another team with a level of consistency like this.

Hello boy

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>Imagine having the best player on the planet and not even winning a fucking a backwater title.

t b h they tried everything, no regrets about "wasting the GOAT"

They tried making a team that works without him, and putting him on top of it, so he doesn't feel the pressure (Basile). It didn't work.

They tried making a team that plays like Barcelona so he can feel comfortable (Martino, Batista). It didn't work.

They tried making a team that is good at defending and making him the center of their attack, Maradona 1986 style (Sabella). It didn't work.

He chokes against Brazil. Okay, Brazil is a great team. He chokes against Germany. Okay, Germany is a great team. He chokes against Uruguay, okay, we are world champions.

They sacked coaches and players because he didn't like them (Riquelme, Tevez, Basile). They put in coaches and players just because he asked (Martino and his Newell's friends).

He doesn't score in KO games? Maybe he's saving up for the next game. Maybe he's saving up for the final.

Now in 2015 and 2016 he had his chance in silverware. He only had to perform against Chile (just so you understand how small they are, 3 people died celebrating a Copa America). Many people would have hailed him as the GOAT, even though winning a Copa America of which they have 14 already doesn't mean much.

Not only he doesn't perform, that's okay, another bad day. Not only he doesn't score, it's okay, 11 KO games without scoring, but it's okay, he's still good. Not only he doesn't assist, it's okay, it's your team mates right? They are your friends Messi, you sacked Tevez, you asked for Higuain and Aguero. But okay, we get it, you didn't assist.

On top of all that, he doesn't even run. He just walks the pitch. Fuck him.

>cognitive dissonance

Horrid attitude, enjoy poverty.

Maybe. In 2010 Uruguay reached the semifinals, in 2014 best 16 and in 2018 best 8.

The key is to keep there and wait for a lucky run.

In all honesty, Higuain and specially Palacios fucked him out of a WC, both of them missed 1 on 1 in that final

that missed Palacios shot was ridiculous

You're not consistent. He meant that >we always end up with great teams (or teams that win shit) on the regular. No one has been in as many finals or semifinals. I know >we missed two tournaments, but only because >we didn't care about 1930 (just like almost everyone from Europe) and were banned from entering in 1950. So, basically, >we've been there 100%. Between each of >our titles, there were like 20 years.

You on the other hand may produce great individual players en masse, but you're not "consistent" in the way he meant. 1958, 1962, 1970, 1994, 2002 and surprisingly many knockouts in quarterfinals. 3 titles in 4 tournaments, 24 years nothing, 8 years nothing and now at least 20 years nothing.

Doesn't change that you're the record champion until at least 2022.

I still remember it like it was yesterday. My parents, my brother and I were on vacation in San Francisco and watched the match in our hotel. I nearly shat myself when that chance happened. Imagine losing a final after that semifinal... It was close as fuck, >we were worthy winners, but the Argentinians did well, too.

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That year...I actually believed...

Screencap it, Kek wants England to bring it home in 2022. even predicts they beat >us on penalties, which would lead to the collapse of our nation.

There isn't a most consistent team than us. 24 straight years getting to the same round

i like the cut of your jib, Marko

The Ghana match was kino as fuck but fit Suarez was out and half the team was injured.

2010

I think you'll always be able to make it to the quarterfinals, maybe to the semifinals with a lucky draw and a great team. But you're probably simply too small for more, other countries have more resources. However, if you were to reach the final, I believe you could beat anybody. Uruguayan teams always make a /strongmind/ impression and mentality is key in a world cup final.

Uruguay winning a third (fifth) cup would be a sensation. And the memes would be glorious. Preferably against Ingurland in the final.

England - Uruguay WC final would be kino.

>53 years
jesus fucking christ
at this point there's more people alive than don't remember than does who do, correct?

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if england wins the world cup half the nation would burn down though. let's all pray, for their sake, they don't win one.

we've had longer droughts

Scotland are just as consistent, being knocked out in the same round (Group Stage) more times than anyone else (8 times)

England - Portugal final would be super comfy.

I'd be happy with either result desu, best allies

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>Scotland are just as consistent, being knocked out in the same round (Group Stage) more times than anyone else (8 times)

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Exactly. Everyone would still be happy regardless of result.

Do you see Brazil winning any time soon? To me it looks like an incoming decade of European domination.

>that anglophile yank
Actually get a life, they all hate you

Easily

Take the bait everytime. It's like clockwork.

Is Higuain still on the Argentine side?

Get shot every time, it’s like clockwork. In fact, it is clockwork

Love Scottish seething

Only 9 years since our last final, feels good man

>Seething Scotcuck
KNOCKED OUT OF THE GROUP STAGE 8 FUCKING TIMES AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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We can only see like ~15 years into the future. They've good a few young players that are hyped up well for, which is the basic component. Brazil sometimes seems a bit too "immature" to win it all despite individual skill, if they can stop that they'll be a real contender.
I could imagine them winning in either 2022 or 2026, but I think they're not the favorites. All other South American teams have no chances for a while, it's going to be Brazil vs. Europe, with France and England having the best cards. Both are well-known choke artists though, historically speaking.

I've always wondered but why do English and Scots hate each other? You're technically the same country.

>You're technically the same country.
But that's not what Mel Gibson taught me in Braveheart.

They were seperate countries then

They've tried to kill each other for centuries and the Scots hate being dominated while the English hate Scots for being uppity. All of their history points out their rivalry.

A Scot once told me that what makes him mad most is that the English call every great Scot British (which they define as 99% English), but every great Englishman remains English.

The Scots base their entire national identity around hating the English and blaming us for their problems (they were still too cucked to actually leave us though lol)
We barely think of them desu

This is true enough. Guys like Adams are always called British and never Scottish. Though guys like Shakespeare and Newton are usually called British too.

i think this is a false narrative. Scottish people should have their own flags on here so we can distinguish who is who.

English people don't care about Scots at all, it's entirely one-way bitterness.
They say that, but it's complete bullshit. Just an over-active persecution complex.

Scottish people could've had their own flags if they voted yes, the pathetic cucks

Stage 1: Anger
>spends all his time on /pol/
>hates blacks and trannies
>lonely and resentful
>hates life and finds meaning by connecting to racial identity

Stage 2: Shame
>alienation drives /pol/ack deeper into isolation and porn addiction
>taboos become attractive
>blacked spam starts having an effect
>begin jacking off to sissy hypno and BBC
>shame from anti-white perversions drive /pol/ack deeper into politics and isolation

Stage 3: Giving In
>in loneliness, horniness, and sheer boredom alt-right sissy hooks up with a black guy
>though shy and nervous, the moment black dick enters his mouth the /pol/ack is hooked
>months or years of porn and fetishism aligns to make everything- the black man's musk, his heavy, chocolate dick, the sissy's soft white hand on dark skin- reaffirm the sissy's fetishes and send so much pleasure into his faggot brain that there is no going back

Stage 4: Dedication:
>sissy white boi begins having gay hook ups at increasing frequency
>gradually loses interest in politics
>more body conscious, begins squatting and running for a better butt
>starts practicing a campy gay voice because it turns him on
>gets into cross dressing and make up, derives submissive thrill from looking slutty and ridiculous

Stage 5: Obsession
>completely broken by black cock
>flaming sissy faggot
>is a devout leftist because white extinction makes his penis twitch, votes for whoever increases immigration
>mannerisms so excessively campy they make his family uncomfortable
>no longer alienated, now extroverted and sassy
>has circle of faghag friends who he gossips with and makes BBC jokes around
>loves going to gay clubs and twerking his white booty for black men
>shameless size queen slut who fucks several strangers a week
>views alt-righters with mixture of pity and bemusement, uses /pol/ only to post interracial and ERP
>thanks black cock daily for changing him from an angry, resentful loner into somebody with a full spectrum of human emotion

Northern Ireland > England and Scotland

Screencapped this for posterity

This desu

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Based NI poster, can't wait till you guys put the Germans in their place

>*DONG*

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prototypical yank post

if it wasnt in their best economic interest then theres no point in doing that. The same happened with quebec even though, culturally, it was never a question of whether or not they wanted to.

God am I scared of >us losing against you guys, seriously. However, if it weren't for your memes, I'd be willing to bet on it. You're playing mind games with us. Let's just hope none of our zoomers post here.

NORTHERN IRELAND HAVE DONE IT.

BEATEN ENGLAND IN THE 2020 EUROS FINAL AT WEMBLEY

They're not too different from England culturally desu.

Wouldn't even be mad

Ok maybe a little

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What do you have to fear Hans?

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hans meet super hans!

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Based

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Mark, Jeremy and Super Hans commentator the England vs NI final

>27
>haven't seen club or country win anything
honestly think if I go to the grave without seeing at least one I will only have lived half a life

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Here, I fixed your pic to accurately reflect reality.

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Not if Tabarez remains our manager...

I`ve born the year Argentina Argentina won their last international title(1991), and since then, I remember seeing Brazil winning 1 WC(2002) 5 Copa Américas and 4 Confederation Cups.

I do not want to belittle the hermanos, but it really must suck be a younger supporter of Argentina.

And to be honest, i don`t see them winning anything as long as Messoy stands in their squad.

Losing to you would make us a laughing stock, many countries still underestimate the force of nature that is Northern Ireland. You're so vast and powerful that many people, especially those who live far away, cannot even come close to comprehending your might.

I just pray that you have mercy with us and let >us win, otherwise we're doomed. What can we hope to put against you?

I once watched a Northern Ireland show and it was all about murders and some shit.

My wife's son and i went friggin mental after the game

>realizing scotland is shit makes you an anglophile

Even they admitted it in Trainspotting

Not doopin' mental?

So, this is the real ranking?
1. Germany (6)
2. Brazil (5)
3. Italy (4)
4. USA (4)
5. Uruguay (2[+2])
6. Argentina (2)
7. France (2)
8. Spain (1)
9. England (1)
10. Norway (1)
11. Japan (1)

but... tehuelches were supposed to be tall af

Patagonia secession and era of football (sports in general) dominance when?
Seriously, how many of them are there today?

ehmmm.. we killed like 70% of them in the 1890's and the rest got mixed... Lautaro Martinez has a typical Tehuelche face

>Lautaro Martinez
>5'8/173cm

I reckoned you killed all of them, but I kinda thought you'd still have like 10,000 left or something like that. Were they actually tall or was it some kind of meme?

they supposedly were all around 2mts tall.

Guess the Martinez side of the family is to blame

literally "PATAGONIA" comes from "Pata"(foot), cause the natives had big feet

I know, but that doesn't mean anything. A guy in my sports club is 5'7 and has a shoe size of 48.

>chicano
>racist
pottery

I guess everything went in the same direction as the black population of that time. They got killed/deported/got mixed and their culture died

there are small groups, but they are only relevant when they get some rich kid from buenos aires to join cause "muh human rights".

>USA 0
>no sign of progress

lads.

Jesus, I'm 6'3 and my shoe size is 45. Is pic related that guy?

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>Brobby
is that a real name lmao

I'm 6'2 and my show size is 45

that guy has to fill some really big shoes, big shoes, big shoes, big shoes

>its another episode of amerifat believes fast black players dominate football

It comes close. Honestly, it looks weird once you've noticed. He also usually wears bright red shoes that look even bigger than they are.

They do? Looks at the team that won the world cup

>He also usually wears bright red shoes that look even bigger than they are.
Based, I bet he also hates VAR

that's a very specif style of play that benefits Mbappe. but the core black player is the defensive/physical type.

Players like mbappe tend to last until their middle 20's and then go down, with a few exceptions

2002 ronaldo was post exploding knees, he had more tecnique than speed. Romario barely left the area in 1994 and brazil had set pieces strength. Garrincha and Pele could be fast when they wanted but they used their skill more than their speed because during their days everyone could run fast, but few could use their heads against dribbling

Even using other nations recent results, '14 germany didnt rely on speed and tiki taka is the completely opposite of "fast football". You're just saying that because France '18 is fresh in your memory.

>n-no fast blackies would still dominate!
tell that to the literal fastest man in the world sucking in the fucking australian league lmao

He's a very modest dude and not really interested in football, but I'll call him Sideshow Bob next time I see him just to see how he reacts. Right now, I'm trying to think of a way to explain this meme to anyone outside of the internet...

Ethiopia? They have very fast black people, how comes that they cant even with the fucking AFC cups let alone the world cup?

I-It’s really coming home this time?

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To be fair, a full-blown 100m sprinter cannot be good at football unless he plays against low-level scum. They're made to run in a straight line for 10 seconds and they train all their life for it, a football match is something entirely different. Bolt started out at 32 or something, his lack of tactical understanding (because of lack of practice) alone prevented him from being a decent player, let alone all the other factors.

You're absolutely correct in general.

West Africa is for sprinters, East Africa is for distance runners. There is a small overlap, but it's a surprisingly sound seperation. Maybe Ethiopians would be even better in football because of that unless they're 40kg lanklets, which many of their best runners are.

thats kinda the point though, speed alone doesnt give you shit in football. you're just a retard that runs fast and lose the ball as soon as someone finds you, if you're not offside from running too fast to begin with. if your whole schtick is "i can run very fast!" and you have zero tactic sense and technique, you're no better than several lower league fodder in every country

I know, I know. Even that point wasn't intended to disagree with you, it's just that Bolt could have been a way better footballer if he had started earlier. As I said, you're absolutely correct. Speed is great if it comes with agility and endurance, but only as long as it doesn't mean less tactical understanding and technical prowess. Football has become more dynamic over the last decades, but taking giganiggers won't make the USA world champions.