Heem

Groping his Chinese wife at will.

make a proper thread from your pc next time please

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dilate and have sex please

HE WASN’T OUT

When is philly cheesesteak fighting?

a quarter past never!

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And is everyone just ignoring masvidal tapped?

I would have penis in vagina with Tatiana

what an absolute can

who's that on the left
keep in mind I dont watch wmma

she's slimming down
nice

Can't believe Askren got flushed bros. Will we ever have a champion on the spectrum?
Tony is our only hope.

l-lewd? You would do what to m- her vagina?

spergs need to learn their place.

Mini Tiramisu's mouth is always positioned in a way that looks as if her teeth are so massive she's struggling to keep her mouth closed around them.

instagram.com/tatianasuarezufc/

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Tatiana is the chosen one.

Her teeth are seriously gross

Is it me or does she seem not so happy to be getting mogged by women

Whittaker vs Adesanya will be FOTY

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instagram.com/p/BzcHL3YB6Tm/
finally smiles here

Lots of sexy time, you know. With her vagina.

>kallabib

Bet the house on Israel

Imageboard lad

god i wanna fuck her

how does she do it bros? she has pics with every fighter.

can't easily open it on your verizon network device?

Nothing will beat Askren's destruction.

Holmes retires
Askren retires

Mark my words

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leave mini Khabib alone

she pretty much only goes to the big events in vegas

I can't argue with that. It was one of the greatest moments in MMA history

Askren’s KO was so embarrassing nobody will remember Rockhold and Holly getting permaflushed and retired.

And also Jones’ “title defense”

That's a big head.

for you

based and latinopilled

I'll remember.

The absolute state of our sport that our only superfan personality is a horse toothed fuckin wee girl who definitely doesn't watch fights and is being whored out by her rich parents

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why do you keep spamming this flat downs girl

MODELOOOOOOOOHHHHH HE'S OUT

sounds based to me

Stipe

thug era in mma?

discuss.

OK, what USAmerimuttica state is that? I want to travel there and research the unknown like a late 19th century explored

>I don't like this thug era

this aint no thug era, early 2000s were thug, even pride had that element of backstage fighing. Aside from Masvidal, Khabib and Diazes most are good bois.

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Does Askren has any other option?

what's this technique called?

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dont be so bitter ffs why is this general so filled with raging incels
have some coitus

This. Jon, Rockhold, and Holly are forever indebted to Askren.

kek

kek

she's being raised by her poor single father unironically

Do you care about how well your race does in MMA?

>cant strike but still gets in the cage with monsters like masvidal and lawler
>gets heem'd and humiliated live on ppv
>fastest loss in ufc history
>still has the nerve to show his face on the ariel show
>will probably joke about getting heem'd

Is aspergers some kind of confidence super power?

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Joe Rogan introducing Mighty Mouse
>He is undoubtedly the greatest mixed martial artists of all time

Joe Rogan introducing Jon Jones
>I mean mighty mouse had some hard fights but Jon Jones is really the greatest of all time

bektic free money

damn do you think BJ beat and raped her after this pic was taken

WE ARE ALL ONE

You now remember that chink heem.

>mini kebab no

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he fought in BACKYARDS dude

you sure need confidence for living with that ugly ass face

Unironically, yes.

how many bongs?

if he's smart,he gonna retire.34 years old, 1L is a great career.If he's dumb he gonna continue this circlejerking stockholm syndrome of self-approving

you dont know what spamming is

AND stryking isn't even his best weapon
t. urijah

Marreta won the story of the fight, the fight itself, and the people's hearts, thus being the people's champion.

loni, no!

>Is aspergers some kind of confidence super power?

Askren is just a total lad. what a cool humble dude almost as if he isnt american.

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>Megan Olivi does autograph signings and pictures
haha imagine you went and smelled her perfume haha

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I'm ethnically French. Poirier is doing pretty well.

He can't shill DJ anymore because he's not in the UFC.

everybody is "one of the best ()weight of all time"

>olivi

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He's got more important things in his life. He mentors kids and such.

guys i took a funny screenshot

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Idk if Adesanya is autistic but he might as well count with all the weeb shit he does

The next Fight Night prelims are way spicier than the main event

wish I could see who's taller

That's a slick dance move, L-O-L. :o)

I've rewatched the fight 3 times now and i still have Marreta winning 3-2, MMA is quickly becoming like boxing where the favourite/cashcow will win regardless of the fight. I don't even watch boxing but i tuned into a recent uk fight galahad vs warrington, warrington the champ was made to look like an amateur hitting air all night and he still won a decision. It's a joke and is coming over to the UFC. Also Dana the seething bald white maltesar unironically thought jones "dominated" that fight, he really does need to retire.

>Fight Night prelims
I seriously hope you guys don't watch Fight Night prelims

Disgusting

imagine being an active UFC fighter and having to sign less autographs than Olivi

>The two men embrace at the final bell. MMA Junkie gives the final round, another close one, to Jones, 10-9, awarding him the fight 50-45.
At least someone knows what they're fucking watching.

MMA junkies is the fat shill
leave it to the american to agree with fat shills haha

yer a wee fuckin weirdo m8

do any current ufc fighters charge money for autographs? just thought of how doug demuro charges $50 to send you a picture through mail

Excellent performance...from both men

Post the biggest chinlet you can think of

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She is just oozing sexuality

Jon won every round. Anyone who has watched thousands of fights and looks at it with no bias scores it 50-45 Jones.

Megan Olivi's Wikipedia doesn't say how old she is.

don't confuse being a "total lad" with the damage control of the Askren social media manager on his twatter

You must be from London

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Thankful that he set heemday off right

i read how people pay wikipedia money to keep certain negative information off of it. not sure if she has that kind of pull though.

It also reads like her publicist wrote it.

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this bitch is the most disgusting bitch in the history of mma.call this hate,cringe,redpill or whatever you want. i could easily chop-chop her fuckin head and feed my dogs with it

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I no longer believe the conspiracy theories about Mike Winkeljohn. I believe these stories are actually true.

Everything from Cerrone, to Perry, to him giving Jones and Holly steroids.

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She is 32

.

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That would be harsh. But desu if i had the chance to meet her or someone like ben askren. Id rather meet her.

These guys are heem's boys

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In terms of actually good, successful fighters, Tony has by far the most woeful chin

If Askren was smart, he wouldn't have been knocked out that fast because he would have seen that Masvidal started the exact same way against Till.
So I'll guess we'll see him again.

Rockhold was tired after the first 2 minutes

Well if they're attracting more viewers and still getting paid less, doesn't that seem kind of wrong?

Who giving who steroids? must have missed that

This

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Jon's coaches are actively involved in his drug regime.

>every round
what fight were you watching? none of the judges gave jones every round, nor did anyone who knows anything about mma. Saying jones won is one thing but to say he won every round is retarded, how can you say he won the first round? retarded burger, why do i keep taking american posters seriously, fucking retards all of you.

Luke would be a fucking munster in ADCC, he should just to grappling events for now on

Two legged Santos beats prime Jones

he is african american

His ego wont allow it

Depends upon sponsors and the overall landscape of the two sports. If the market is much more competitive for men's boxing then they will garner much higher compensation because they have leverage.

Ray gave Masvidal a harder fight than Askren

>I no longer believe the conspiracy theories about Mike Winkeljohn.

have you seen the pic of Dzenghis Khan in his gym...what about Perry and Holm? juice?

>Luke would be a fucking munster in ADCC, he should just to grappling events for now on

not sure, sub grapp developed dramatically in last 5 years

Ultimate flushed fighter:
Tony's chin
Cody's IQ
Cain's knees
Conor's money spending habits
BJ's record
...

What else is there

Based Bobbert doing a second read through of Monster

Holly holm is 37 years old and doesn't have any kids, where does she go from here? One stupid mistake cost her the fight. Her coaches are retarded, oblique kicks are only good when jones uses them due to his long legs and speed/distance control, holms is too slow and sloppy and that cost her. I want cyborg to end the dyke cutbabby nunes meme.

She is a CTE'd chinlet

Tatty got that hammer jaw hitter

underrated.

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I want her to fight an angry Valentina who will unleash hell on her. Nunes is nowhere near the women's GOAT when she pretty much lost to a flyweight.

someone WEBM this

streamable.com/up57p

and this

streamable.com/qghvq

correct.Nobody escapes from stupidity
but they dont and nobody cares for womens boxing. She got 527K views cuz of her stupid movie "hardy" sponsored ny fem and me2 movements prior to her fight with Vincent

Toilet till aswell

Post your walkout song, but specifically your walkout to fighting Khabib and giving him a Liddell style sloppy sprawl and brawl heeming sleepy in front of an entirely muslim crowd in russia, then thanking the Lord Jesus Christ in your post fight interview
youtube.com/watch?v=MrJLsNo9sCU

white people, take this L for Askren's loss
white people be like this fight too spicy, lemme just lose this within 5 seconds

what kind of shithole is this? fucking backward savages

No one actually thinks nunes is the GOAT right? zingano beat this bitch like she owed her money, granted it was many years ago but still. Shevchenko 100% won the second fight, first fight i give to nunes split decision but a draw would be fine aswell. You can't be the GOAT when you get gifted decisions against women half the size of you. Shev is the real GOAT.

youtube.com/watch?v=nM__lPTWThU

After that first take down attempt he was really gassed. He might have mentally gave up after he failed to secure it. He used up a lot of energy for nothing and it was all down hill after that. Look at him in between rounds. Does that look like a confident fighter ? Poor Luke has to hang it up or change coaches, get serious and lose the ego.

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gordon ryan trained with him and believes he would dominate in ADCC.
If only Luke had decent takedowns, his top game is insane

>spelled Derevyanchenko wrong
No respect

he won every round your dislike for jon jones is clouding your judgment

youtube.com/watch?v=uKturN4Beyg

too much coke burned her brain

For a second there i was thinking "who the fuck is Ray ?"

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Name a more iconic duo

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Plus every single time jan even touched him he basically heem'd him

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Hulk Hogan's walk out, Real American

as if your country hasn’t had some absolutely dumpster tier takes lately too

1 and 5 Santos
3 and 4 Jones
idk 2 I don’t remember

luke knockcold was never good

Sure better believe some random burger african instead of professional MMA judges, the mma community and pretty much everyone. I'm sure one dude on an anime board knows more than everyone. Sad thing is you probably believe the shit coming out your mouth retard.

Post your walkout song, but specifically your walkout to fighting Poirier and giving him a Khalid ibn al Walid style taste of your shoe and heeming him in front of an entirely Muslim crowd in Abu Dhabi, then thanking the all-powerful and indivisible ALLAH in your post-beheading interview
youtube.com/watch?v=21nJ-W48l-4

[this is satire]

Every week there is a new WMMA goat.

Jones won every round. I'd break it down for you but John Morgan already did. Cantos can now fade back into irrelevancy.

jones is a fucking bum without juice. he looked like shit in all his "clean" fights (osp, santos, gus 1).

Only in Brazil fs. Should be ashamed.

t. cazzie

Touchy Fili and Ryan Hall are both fight caz

>we wuz victims n shieet

what stance is this

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jan is very sloppy, no surprise santos finished this bum.

banter aside, why are brits such fucking pussies? how much estrogen are they putting in your water?

doubt it

>calling someone a pussy for not endorsing raising children as monkeys

Worst take i've ever seen.
>first fight i give to nunes split decision
If you are a complete cazzie and cant understand why this sentence is retarded then stop giving your shitty opinions here.

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Mate Holland is the most effeminate country in the world after maybe Sweden or South Korea.

Weirdo

kek

Swang and bang white brawling CTE'd heemsters set to shitty buttrock are the patrician MMA genotype, not current day technical wrestlefucking black guys who come out to dj khalid
They had to do away with the Face The Pain intro because it didn't go well with clips of Tyron lying on people and marty hammerfisting maia's foot

grow some fucking balls, one day your ancestors used to fight vikings and nowadays you're such crying pussies holy shit
inject some test, bitches

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Jon Jones got his ass beat and redditors are in a coping seethe

>one day your ancestors
Go back to fucking Africa if you love your ape ancestors so much cuck.

herb's face says it all

Name three good bong fighters

Except that she literally won a unanimous decision in the first fight? Nunes wins the first fight, shev should have won the second. What your peabrain doesn't understand is that Nunes is twice the size of shevchenko so your "GOAT" got beat up by a flyweight kek.

>Shevchenko 100% won the second fight
Oh, I see you're salty that your balding russian grandma didn't win. I'm sorry.

But Dana White himself said that Jon won and only an idiot would score it for Santos. If Dana said it, it's good enough for me. Keep in mind Dana only interjects into these matters to provide clarity and objectivity.

>hurr jon won all 5
even jon knew the judges gifted him, he spent his whole octagon interview apologizing for being a bum

>Except that she literally won a unanimous decision in the first fight?
You still don't get it. Stop watching this sport, you're gonna get CTE just watching it.

Not just the prelims but the early pre-lims too. You just don't like mma as much as other people. It's kinda like boxing to me where I'll definitely a high profile fight but outside of that I find it kind of boring

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Nunes beat Shevchenko twice in a row lol

Molly McCann
Arnold Allen
...

Reem
BispKING
Arnold Allen
Leon Edwards

>Holly holm is 37 years old and doesn't have any kids
kek man go watch the tv series Chernobyl

>Pointing out a robbery means you're salty
oh i am laffin burger, non-americans don't take anything you guys have to say seriously.

>What your peabrain doesn't understand is that Nunes is twice the size of shevchenko so your "GOAT" got beat up by a flyweight kek.
Shevchenko was a complete brainlet, she did the exact opposite of what gave her success in the first fight and it cost her. Btw having a friendly back and forth sparring match is not getting beat up

Gustaffson beat Jones (European win)
Shevchenko beat Nunes (European win)

I wonder what you look like

holy FUCK britcucks stop being such pussies
in some medieval battlefields they found skeletons of 12 year olds fully decked out in armor, yet your pussy britcuck asses cry about little kids having a fight

pussy island

Jon lost the story both times he fought a guy less than 6" shorter than him that was willing to bring the heat.

But I'm a firm believer in 'To be the man, you've got to beat the man', so Jones rightfully retained his title in these fights even though he did honestly lose. Close fights go to the champ, simple as.

For SURE the kid who couldn’t finish statue Melendez is a future champ bee

> reem
Dutch
> bisking
Can
> Arnold Allen
No
>Edwards
Yes

"Was it absolutely necessary to land those last few punches? "

God damn I hate this fat fuck.

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drink your maple syrup, stay in the hockey threads and let the big boys discuss mma here you brainlet.

Leave the house. Its nice outside today.

>3 fights before yours were spectacular heems
>feel the need to heem your opponent aswell and not play to your strength, which is grappling.
>nearly lose

Why is jon such a mental midget

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Imagine being on steroids and still losing to a guy with one knee and getting called GOAT

Bisping
Jimi manuwa
Paddy the baddy

If Alastair is Dutch then Artem is Irish
he belongs to us okay.

What is he supposed to do? Not ask a question on people’s minds? Be some obedient slave mouthpiece for incels like you?

Anyone have the pics of the ufc fucking with the heights of the fighters? I swore holly holly holm was over 6’.

I have already seen it, what's your point comrade?

I dont think it will change much but i will give my last shot to Pena. Pena vs Nunes is always a fight i wanted to see.If Nunes wins again,close the division,its fine with me

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british """""""""""""men"""""""""" literally cannot stop kissing each other

fucking awful question

Surprised more people haven’t exploited Jon’s chicken legs he leaves on a platter, that and him ducking circling left with his head sticking out only a feint hand protecting him, multiple times Saturday night he walked straight back doing that too getting clocked and chased down, a longer and crisper striker could really exploit that, especially if they’re willing to risk an elbow to control his wrists, yank him forward and bop him in the face.

he ktofo so badly he wouldn't remember anything so he has nothing to feel bad about

>Whole MMA community agrees shev won
>One leaf and 2 brainlet judges think otherwise
oh for sure b, you guys are right.

maybe the technology hasnt entered russia yet but video's exist

Fat cunts like you two shouldn't question fighters.

is it possible to get this body naturally?

"Was it absolutely necessary for me to eat till i looked like a blob ?"

We know it's you spammy give over u legless gimpoid

kys soifaggot

So far the only “good” bong figgter named is Leon Edwards. Who really is just okay.

Bongs you guys sure seem to love MMA but I’m not seeing great performers come out of there. What’s going on guys?

>Jorge: i wanted to commit sanctioned murder in there
>room full of professional media members: *laughing*

he was the only guy with some sense desu

lel keep scoring fights as split decisions my guy, you dont even train and you're CTE'd
based

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Lose weight John.

If Jon tried to take Santos down, he'd have to put himself in danger of getting heemed. Especially after he just saw what happened to Askren. It wasn't worth the risk to enter Santos' most dangerous range.

Jon knew to stay outside and do just enough to get the SD. He's got the highest fight IQ in the game, user.

go back to women’s soccer general

No

He's a fucking African just like Artem is a Russian.

Toilet Till is coming back, he was just pushed too early

my children is gonna have 200 fights by the time he is 16 like those thai kids
>muh CTE
who gives a fuck, he's not gonna be a nerd anyway

holy shit what a fucking robbery
Jones lost that

>Whole MMA community agrees shev won
I don't think so m8 mmadecisions.com/decision/8400/Amanda-Nunes-vs-Valentina-Shevchenko, it was a close back and forth(aka really boring and shitty fight) where they were both too shook to really do anything. They both lost that fight desu.

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why has jon stopped trying to take down his opponents?

hint: answer involves the use of certain performance enhancing chemicals

NGANNOU HEEMS JONES.

This. Dana put an end to the "argument." Jon clearly won and anyone who scored it for Santos just wanted Jon to lose.

He was literally holding Santos up against the fence at points and chose to elbow out of it. He wanted to keep it standing

Absolute retard. Jones put the pressure on the whole fight and only retreated to avoid santos pointless flurries. Jones had santos up against the cage and doing damage on numerous occasions.

its not the same, its like when you get drunk and do something retarded but dont remember anything and friends tell you about it - you dont feel ashamed because the whole night is erased from your mind

look how skinny he is
takedown artists need to be physically stronger than their opponnents

>where they were both too shook to really do anything
correct. valentina didn't want to get bodied like she did the first time she fought amanda
and amanda didn't want to gas trying and wind up flushed like she did against shitgano

Jon literally ate a headkick from santos. What can santos throw in the pocket thats more devastating than that?

This. Burgers and Macaco's are seething.
Ngannou beats JDS (European win)
Ngannou beats cain (European win)
Ngannou beats blaydes (European win)
Br's and burgers BTFO

He beat cuckmier twice jbj is stronk

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Did they bang?

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The 5th round was just Santos hurting himself because of his leg. Jones landed nothing significant.

OH NO NO NO DELETE THIS AHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA

he beat him thru standup, not takedowns
fighters who consistently take down their opponnents are strong as fuck, if you are not strong your takedowns get stuffed even if you shoot 100 times, see maia
we vandalized that shit in my hood nigga

Not worth the energy expentiture, user. This is a five round fight, it takes a lot of gas to take somebody down. Jon's fight IQ > yours or mine.

This is like watching a Mayweather fight and being like, "why didn't Floyd _____?".

God she looks so good with long hair

If santos didn’t get hurt I think the fight may have ended differently. He deserves an immediate rematch imo. The whole lhw division is a bunch of cans

She cute here

>shevchenko beat nunes
>based
>disagreeing with me
you're literally cte'd, stick to the syrup and let the big boys discuss here brainlet.

>youtube.com/watch?v=JsusVLYU2s4
>Jsus

Don't forget gay jesus!!!!! See you soonnnnnn! boy! :^)

Cuckmier never took him down, you need to be stronk and smart to defend tkd well
As much as i dont like him hes one of the best ever, best lhw for sure
He cant be goat tho, cos he roided

>call the guy a bum who doesn't belong
>heem him in 5 seconds

It couldn't have gone any better, right?

It was a good question because the reeponse from Masvidal was always going to be good

That kick didn't land flush. Inside Santos could land something wild and Jon would be less likely to see it coming.

>Jones got 1-2-5'd by a dude with no ACL
still can't believe it

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even got the moron to instinctively dive for his crotch
good riddance to bad rubbish

roids+kids=chernobyl

Total fluke fight. If Jorge doesn’t land that knee askren takes him down and GnPs him into oblivion

HEEM

ASKREN

INSIDE

>watching youtube videos of masvidal
always knew you were a cuck brainlet, filtered.

This is your country boy. Be proud of who you are.

>tfw watched it live muted and scored it for Jon

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what age is too young to start getting visible receding hairline? is balding at 30 considered pretty bad?

When will Miss Khabib start her debut in MMA.

FUCK THAT
JOE BENAVIDEZ, YOU'RE TAKING EVERYTHING I WORK FOR MOTHERFUCKER
I'm gonna fuck YOUR wife's fucking ass!

>THIS FIGHT CLOCK BROUGHT TO YOU BY MODELO
>WE ARE AMERICAN AND WE MUST READ ADS EVERY 5 MINUTES FOR OUR AUDIENCE
>A HEEM? LET ME JUST FINISH THE AD READ REAL QUICK
>GOT TO KEEP SHILLING
>OUR AUDIENCE LOVES IT
>REMEMBER TO BUY ESPN+ AND BUY OUR REEBOK GEAR

youtube.com/watch?v=j0z0spgIYso
hahaha sometimes genetics isn't enough

you scored it properly.

I'm replying to the poster, mudslime!

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Based and truthpilled, MARRETA IS THE PEOPLES CHAMPION.
ye she's probably infertile, and for what? beating ronda and losing the belt the next fight, not worth it.

Depends. If you’re a Mediterranean master race like myself then you never go bald

the rate of balding is the same across all races you mongoloid

she's 13. it won't be long until we finally see an a level female athlete in mma.

Funniest MMA line? For me it's
>No one knows what a gazelle is anyway. This is America motherfucker, get it right.

Anglo cope.
Keep lying to yourself. Not a single person in my family lineage is balding at all.

We don't have any wrestling culture so we're raped into grappling

BEGGING you to have consensual sex

Fer sure stop feeding Jon middleweight journeymen bee

you need a license for spoons, kid

I saw her flying kick!

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30 is usually when people start receding, actually they have early signs mid to late twenties and by 30 it's noticeable, there are some people who are complete JUSTed early twenties and visibly bald but thats a small minority. Better start doing something if you don't want to lose your hair.

Either bait or your IQ is below 80.

Luke Thomas is officially an employee of Brendan Schaub.
youtu.be/04nkyQ9_muU
youtu.be/04nkyQ9_muU

>Fluke
Askren is just that predictable.
He actually flinches as Masvidal starts sprinting towards him and his natural impulse is to bend over and go for a slow takedown.
Askren was scared from the start.

Holly Holm ain't gonna retire she'll do BKFC or go full blown boxing.

Better chances she'll go to Bellator or ONE

i'd rather be employed than spend my monday listening to those 2 buffoons

Like Jorge said... His job is to finish the fight until the ref ends it! He knew Ben was out but you still have to make sure!

Balding at 20 master race, you low test pussies can't compare to the real man. The real bald turtle man

> balding inbreb shit genetics sub 80 iq pasty Anglo seething this hard over his shiny head.
It’s okay. The sun hardly shines over the queens land

>All the worst takes in one spot!

hehhe

Do Eskimos go bald?

We should do wrestling in schools like in US. or at least BJJ. It will never happen though

rooney (british soccerer) was balding when he was 8, someone post the picture, I cant

Back to WWE Ronda!

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I'm not sure whether Jones realised how close he was to losing the belt (or if he cares at all).
He can only improve from here against Santos. If he adopts the proper gameplan and fights with more urgency I think he can win the rematch even more comfortably.
Still crazy how little urgency he had the whole fight.

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Is Jorge, dare I say, our guy?

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Not usually. Only a faggy wasp would believe the races have the same balding patterns.

For sure. There are probably about 2 good BJJ schools in England but they're in the south and you need wrestling to compliment it in today's mma game

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

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jones was coasting and he still won every round. he's not wasting his energy on some nobody who got floored by david canch

>>No one knows what a gazelle is anyway. This is America motherfucker, get it right.

this

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Hahaha
They actually took hair out of his butt and glued it on his head
He has a afro now, someone post the pic

It's going to be like gus vs jones 2, jones will adapt and win comfortably but we will never get to see santos winning the first fight on two healthy legs, shame. What site is that btw?

>*record scratch*
Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up here

who is next to lose their undefeated streak? Khebab or Memebender?

Okay so you can't read. Confirmed IQ of 80.

-Will you marry me?
-Oh my God...Ohhhhhh..I dont believe it....Am i dreaming? Ohhhhh my God...Yes Jon..YES!!!

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based Holland
>we vandalized that shit in my hood nigga
Stop larping fag, you're probably the whitey in the ad

Relax, Tony.

How is this possible? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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name a more JUST case of hair genetics
even his hair transplants dont work lamo

mmadecisions.com/decision/10243/Jon-Jones-vs-Thiago-Santos

Both. One dimensional fighters don't last long.

JDS is such a dumbass, he could have won against Ngannou if he played safely in the first round.

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1562603583336.webm

I'm sorry about your salty balding russian grandma who had to whine to Dana to get her own division.

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>robbert likes anime and nerd shit but doesnt act like a cringe lord and just acts like a normal all round top bloke
>izzy acts like every nigger who likes anime and acts like a complete retard weeb even tho he likes the most normie shit
imagine anyone rooting against rob in this fight

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IQ of 80 is higher than most brits. You all are super inbred and have pink shitty skin and flabby arms

>Jones put the pressure on the whole fight
absolute casual spotted
throwing heat is more pressure than just waking forward, all Jon landed all night was kicks to the legs

Overeem is the most successful chinlet in history

You think he would just let it go at this point. Its not like hes a pro footballer or anything

How will lanklets ever recover? What a based manlet, although i don't find megan olivi as attractive as you guys make her out to be. She's average or slightly above. Her goblina nose is distracting.

You sound like you're 12.

>European win

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Meet me at Whole Foods faggot. I’ll slap you around. You wouldn’t dare call me a cazzie in person

less slutty days,more wifey material from now on Megan

Why do black guys do that cope shit where when their hairline recedes they shave the rest of the hair back behind it so it looks their hairline starts at the top of their head?
DC's hair looks fucking awful. Cowboy looks a million times better just not giving a fuck

that's fucked up
I would HEEM that nigga if I were benavidez
masvidal would too (i'm thinkin we're based)

So it's not just that he can't finish middleweights, he can't even unanimous decision them.

What a beast. LHW GOAT for sure.

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med countries have the highest rates of balding in the world lmao
its asians who have the lowest

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Robert will get revenge for the occupied Palestinians

You started balding at 12

He makes memes

Olivi is not attractive.She's annoying

I would wrestlefuck you easy, I’m 6’0 flat and my BMI is in the overweight range

Based, but does this confirm that Johnny Walker will HEEM him but lose the rematch

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>im sorry that slipped out

Disagree.

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Imagine not having a thick full head of hair until the day you die. Nearly as bad as a case of manletism.

Well you’re not very attractive but people don’t say that about you. Go outside dude.

who is next to lose their undefeated streak? Khebab or Memebender?

two people who are way past their prime and losing fights retire. bold prediction.

*flying knees you*

Guaranteed that reporter is a seething lanklet and wouldn't dare say it to joe's face.

Because Asians have the lowest t

i always thought dutch were the balding champions

They both lose their next fight but Khabib fights first

that's some bitch shit

Ben was winning until he got KO'd and you know it.

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For me, it's the real lightweight champion

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based greek user only slams 9.5s and above

heh.

BRUH
did this man single-handedly ruin askren's career?
He made him so shook he lost the fight
m.youtube.com/watch?v=HgkbYT-V2Gw

>has 3 months to think of some good shit to say at the press conference
M-my man makes m-memes now

>thick full head of hair
>not having short clean cut hair at all times
ngmi and onions pilled

Shut up idiot.

This post brought to you by MICROSOFT

WOW

so THIS is why Askren was so scared of the body clinch and immediately went low

It was a fan q&a

BALDING FIGHTERS:
>Tony
>Jones
>Gooby
>Fedor
>Anderson
>DC
>Masvidal
FIGHTERS WITH PERFECT HAIR GENETICS
>Duckbib
>Flushedkren
>Peaheadrier
>Flushedaffson
Balding fighters are better. Cope, haircels

>Sorry you were upset buddeh

"What do you think about Adesanya"
>I don't

Based Rob

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Remember, all the MMA goats are bald.

most of your balding fighting are into their thirties and balding
you are like 20 and as bald as a cue ball, cope harder

Rob completely buried him wtf I did not expect that

Who would have thought tactics that work on noname Asian fighters won't work against world-class fighters?

It should have been obvious to you goofs when he climbed horizontally on Robbie's back.

Khabib is next. Once (if) he fights a top 5 fighter, he will see it's whole different world out here.

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relax Olivi shills.She just your average backdoor girl

Fucking based and don draper pilled

Ben Askren has a full head of hair retard

>Khabib is next. Once (if) he fights a top 5 fighter, he will see it's whole different world out here.
please tell me the current lw top five

>has a loss to a deaf guy
>tested positive multiple times
>got gifted a split decision win vs a middleweight with Knee Level Cain knees
>scared of going up in weight
truly the goat

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How come UFC fighters seem to maintain their speed better in older age than boxers? Bisping was fast even at 60 years old

The heavily receding test GOD vs the low test spergoid

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wow nice fluke you got there

makes sense a fan who jerks off to her is seething a manlet is with her.

for habeeb haters the top 5 is
1. tony
2. tony
3. tony
4. gaethje
5. gillepsie

they're coping hard

please seethe harder, it gives me an erection

Masvidal's hairline isn't bad at all

Yeah, I'm seething. But Jon still lost.

>Jon jones beat Thiago Santos

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desu if any of the fighters actually responded to him instead of saying fuck off there fags

1. Salon Quality Dustin Poirier
2. Tony 'El Cucuy' Ferguson
3. Conor McGregor (Base Form, Rematch Mode)
4. Justin Gaychee
5. Gregor Gillespie
ALL BTFO Khabib

>she's 13.

You Lie.

>youngest champion in UFC history
>has an amazing and almost spotless record with wins over guys like DC,Shogun and Machida
>only ""loss""" was because of a bs rule and a retarded ref
>holds all kinds of accomplishments and record at LHW
>will eventually go up in weight and beat the shit out of Cuckmier (again)
truly the goat

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*holds a filthy cazzie opinion in you're path*

Masvidal heems Khabib

>one stupid mistake cost her the fight
as if she ever had it you seething virgin

He got flushed by Santos

Joe would 30-26 that lanklet

surely he has flushed legs

You think Khabib is LW GOAT?

He surely took a toll on his chin. Jon doesn't have many fights left.

Don’t forget hydrated RDA and full camp Al

>Poirier, Tony, Diaz, GSP
Habeebs next four opponnents, he retires 31-0, the undisputed GOAT of all time, meanwhile Tony's wife divorces him and takes his son

it's either khabib or tony

based luke has made it
happy for him
the only man in mma journalism not afraid to speak his mind

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Helwani will actually speak with ben askren
m.youtube.com/watch?v=1Hqkbtn80Q0

This is the correct answer.

Santos wanted Jones to come close so his punches could do serious damage, and Jones damn well knew it. Go back and watch Santos' fists. The man hits like pure thunder.

>Almost beaten by a middleweight with one leg
>Is currently dodging the rematch because he knows it and is fucking shook
I agree, but I also disagree my guy.

youtube.com/watch?v=1Hqkbtn80Q0

And here... we... go

>tfw can't shitpost about Ben anymore

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This shit is owned by Showtime; Schaub and Luke work for them. Also Showtime has always had a secret love affair with mma

>he a-almost lost to s-someone

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kek’d
I was wondering when you guys would show up, at least you’re owning it

Nah he still won't really speak his mind and pussyfoot and premise things to avoid pissing off the fighters off too much.
In MMA most journos who actively interact with the fighters are a bunch of brown-nosers

The absolute state. heem yourself. It was a split decision against a one legged middleweight.

So this... is the power... of the LHW GOAT.

Showtime? Aren't they the ones who gave Brendan Schaub a comedy special? LMAO

yall niggas just some haters, name ONE fighters you do not consider overrated or flushed
bet you cannot even agree on 1 name

Schaub got him the job

Is that anthony smith ?

why are all your posts terrible?

Just saw the video with Khabib and Nate. It's almost funny how hard is Khabib trying to duck any top 5 contender.

grow up. just 6 months ago he put away a 6'5 #1 contender LHW alex

explain (USING LOGIC) how Amanda Nunes would beat Germaine de Randamie

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I am the best poster here
name one good swiss fighter

Demetrious Johnson
Aung La N Sang

Dan Henderson is under rated and got robbed several times in his career

>does roids legally
>pokes people on the street in the eyes as a hobby
>oblique kicks just to injure people
>celebrates after injuring fighters and thanks god right after sniffing a line
Hes an asshole

>b-but one judge...
cope

Andy hug
Fyi that poster isnt swiss but an arab

Can Henderson is a career long roider. That "win" over Bisping needs to be overturned.

When is askren on?

all of that stuff sounds based

She did, finished GDR in the first

Curtis Blaydes

There is none. We're rich enough so we don't have any motivation to get CTE for peanuts.

If ur faggot it does
Congratz

I knee'd to check my clock to answer that
ahaha
cope harder
pussy nation, please post in the tennis thread

upvoted

Askren in 2 bongs on Jewani show

In the meantime, AJ got tapped under a minute by Jones this weekend too

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Also Colby in 1 bong

Imagine becoming the worst /heem/ poster and you don't even have a gimmick like Finn lad or spammy.

Official not flushed list.
>No.1 P4P Unflushed GOAT
Jones
>Unflushed, but flushable
Everyone else.
>Bonus round: Unheemable
Nate Diaz

Forsure my guy. And bispings win over Henderson wasn’t completely highway robbery

>o-only leddit hates fake ass sociopaths
Fer sure buddeh

Indeed

>le sociopath meme
so incredibly cringeworthy

Doing roids excludes u from the goat talk ya brainlet casual

why doesn't he have Jan or Luke

When did he roid?

The only cringeworthy thing here is you defending a cheat who pretends to be a good boi
Heem thyself toilet bong

Official, something happened in the last 6 months to flush Jones so bad he almost lost the decision to a middleweight with one knee.

You heard it first on /heem/.

yer a shitcunt m8... mini khabib heems you, n not in a sexual way either

When did he not
Dude is still pulsating picos
He literally got caught
>inb4 tainted brasilian meat

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he learned it from ur mom

her teeth look like a fence

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Is it too late for her to have kids? She has nice genes.

you can't perform at 100% every single fight
the best athletes and teams win even on their off days
he outstruck a dangerous striker to prove a point
i'm pretty sure the guy that takes down Cormier at will can take down someone with no grappling pedigree

We have decent tennis players?

lawler will HEEM colby and that will be the end of the trashtalk era
conor, askren and colby, done & dusted.

hes a gangster dude, kimbo bro, Myammmi B

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Has that cave man really never been gadooshed?

MMA should be FT3 just like in fighting game, spread over 2-3 months. It removes factor such as lucky heem, stray shots, and ref decisions

She looks good, too bad she's a turbocan who can't even beat unranked fighters in UFC.

*picto
And yes he's pulsing for tainted supplements someone made him take 10 years ago, what does it prove? Nothing.

Its been rough lately but I'm so used to there being no Irish fighters doing well that it feels like things are back to normal now

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That's what he was driving?

>durr name an unflushed fighter
OK
>he took steroids though, h-he doesn't count
The fuck are talking about it? We're not discussing his asterisked record, we're discussing his chin. Plenty of horsemeat aficionados that have been heemed.

he has, by thomson
its just that KO's get censored in the poonited kingdom, the soýboys aint allowed to see that, its too problematic

>her teeth are not perfect, would not fuck
t.obese/skinny neet

your mother's asshole

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preciate the (you)

>Askren gets the rematch
>gnp's Masvidal cold
>time for the ultimate revenge celebration
>Askren reaches into his own shorts, pulls out his cup
>puts it offer Masvidal's face and starts delivering chest compressions to resuscitate him

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??

forgot this happened

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She's a dyke she just need to get back on eating pussy again.

I guess, I always read it was his pick up but thats what a few sites have for a picture

Its inevitable

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Kimo Leopoldo.

I actually think when ben comes on in a couple of hours he's going to double down and bait masvidal into the rematch so he can fucking grind him into paste

Josh Thompson says Hello

No problem

absolutely brutal
i bet Germaine's forearms were in agony after that

I could literally heem each and every one of you with my eyes closed
#masvidalstyle
#kneemanlets

God I wish that were me

>Bonus round: Unheemable
>Nate Diaz

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fucking hell, there's no way she wasn't injured from that

China taking up 2 spots and still btfoing germans

you can put your whole army against my team and I'll guarantee it'll be your very last time breathing

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Check out Episode 53 of Ariel Helwani's MMA Show as Ariel breaks down UFC 239 and speaks with guests:

1:05 – Arnold Allen
1:25 – Mike Brown
1:45 – Michael Chiesa
2:05 – Colby Covington
2:25 – Dominick Reyes
2:45 – Jimi Manuwa
3:05 – Ben Askren
3:25 – Francis Ngannou
3:45 – Israel Adesanya

good line up on the jew show today

kino

>this is a woman's body

yeah sure dude id just shoot the double

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Nice.

He wasn't out, cazzy. I many ways he won that fight.

imagine going into the bathroom after she just shat... ew haha

Nina pussy must be wet after that picture.

iconic pic

damn Jorge looks like that

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>takes 2 (two) flush headkicks, merely stumbles, gets into guard, shit ref with an early stoppage
>heemed
"no"

Good lord. He gets hit with everything and the kitchen sink and still is moving.

another cringe post from a sissy flag

holy shit that pic

kek
i rarely post it because i assume non-Brits won't know who it is

U'd and ur kindergarten clique would get murked kid

Flags are living in your head rent free, by the looks of it.

just stop posting in heem

He didn't fight for a while but Conor is still well known buddeh

seething

Thomson doesn't hit hard

Kek
Someone post this on his twitter

>s-stop replying to me
>I-I'm in charge here!
Alright Vangubu, you've gone an dun it now.

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Whos this?

Connor MacGregor

Thanks, apparently he was big around here?

who the fuck is that?

Gregor MacConnor

I will put my penis in olivi (with consent) and there is nothing that midget mexican husband can do to stop me

not that i can remember, I think he's Artem Lobov's sparring partner?

Yeah but it's illegal to fake so he's still out.

youtube.com/watch?v=h_FPoP010EE
/heem/bedded

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...

She wouldn't even notice, her husband has an 8" long cokecan thick piece. It's a talf one, b.

Bryan Hall

post proof

Nieky Holzken

there is no equal for him in ufc. like Dutch Buakaw

For sure it's Aung La N Sang.
Dude might not be the absolute best, but he literally just stands in the pocket and bangs. Goes through wars without getting rocked. Absolute unit and probably the best ONE fighter

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khabib lad

>Khabib is next
>equating 11-0 in the UFC champ to an 1*-1 unironic can
All you retards thinking Khabib is some can waiting to be exposed are the same retards who picked Canor to heem him

Yea Forums is quite literally retarded when it comes to hairlines. Lots of projecting going on I think

john jones is a can and gets flushed by the top 3 heavyweights

Khabib
Tony
Jon