this thread probably won't survive to the weekend sub-edition
>Viernes de fútbol DC United vs New England Revs, 7:00pm EDT Houston Dynamo vs LAFC, 9:00pm EDT LA Galaxy vs San Jose Earthquakes, 11:00pm EDT
>Sábado de fútbol Montreal Impact vs Toronto FC, 7:30pm EDT Orlando City SC vs Columbus Crew, 7:30pm EDT Chicago Fire vs FC Cincinnati, 8:00pm EDT Minnesota United vs FC Dallas, 8:00pm EDT Real Salt Lake vs Philadelphia Union, 10:00pm EDT Vancouver Whitecaps vs Sporting KC, 10:00pm EDT Portland Timbers vs Colorado Rapids, 11:00pm EDT
>Domingo de fútbol Seattle Sounders vs Atlanta United, 3:55pm EDT New York Red Bulls vs NYCFC, 6:30pm EDT
Berhalter OUT Bradley OUT Zardes OUT Jozy OUT Morris OUT
Joshua James
Berhalter is fine Bradley is a backup after this tournament Zardes is shit, hopefully he stays down the depth chart Jozy isn't great but he's unironically the best or second best CF we have right now Morris is shit and should never see the field
Bradley should be a 5.5 at most. Like Morris, he had some good plays, but he also made way more mistakes than Morris. McKennie didn't have a good performance, but 3.5 is a bit harsh. Maybe a 4. Also thought Long was better than Miazga.
Jonathan Lewis
I appreciate this post way more than the usual >Badley sucks REEEEEE >muh yuro players carried the teeeeeeeeam
I know it's kind of arbitrary/semantic, but I feel like this lineup is a 4-3-3 Also, there's no way Lima is good enough to be a starter. He's a solid backup, but no more. And swap Pulisic and Weah, I like Pulisic >cutting inside from the left.
Cooper Scott
I started Lima because I didn't want to jump the gun on Bello or Gloster, and playing Robinson and Yedlin at the same time makes you really vulnerable in the back. I prefer Pulisic on the left, too. I accidentally swapped them while I was making this.
Wyatt Miller
Stu doesn't understand how A-B-C teams work
he thinks it's a rating system, rather than an ordering system
We should unironically bring Beasley back lol. Also, Dest can play on the left, correct? Also, oh shit I didn't notice . There's no way he should be on the depth chart. Put Novakovich in there. And there are others that should be above Morris.
Adrian Ortiz
How does it not make sense? If you play a mix of 1st string and 2nd string players, that's not a B team.
>Bradley anything over 4 >Altidore anything over 2 >Berhalter a positive number Garbage.
Hunter Sanders
Morris is there to be a pace merchant and winger depth. Tire out the defense with Pulisic, Weah, and Pomykal, and then bring out Morris to bully them with his speed. Nova is probably the better striker overall, but he doesn't give you that (in fact, he moves kind of awkwardly like he's uncomfortable with his body).
Jackson Hernandez
Looking back at the lineup+subs we had yesterday, Mexico should be very embarrassed that it was even near that close.
Easton Bailey
So was Tyler Boyd hurt or something?
Kevin Rodriguez
if it's the best team you can put out because of injury or availability, it's your A Team
then the substitutes and replacements, the next best 11, is your B Team
it's a ranking system, not a grading system, no one says "this is the first and a half team"
Anthony Robinson
his heart is gonna explode this summer you love to see it
Easton Rivera
Ok, but they don't always play 100% of the available A-team players. If they're playing a mix of A and B team players, how is it not reasonable to specify that it's better than a B team but worse than the full A team?
Jose Torres
Still upset that >we blew a 2-0 lead to Haiti
Connor Harris
Can you Try to explain why Bradley is bad for this team aside from cliches like, “slow, old, bad passer (which is statistically incorrect).?
I’ll wait.
Americans not understanding his value says more about our soccer culture than it does about Bradley
just say that Stu is a fucking idiot who can't form coherent sentences so he can't do that, and he also doesn't understand what people mean when they say "A team"
he thinks that team received an A grade, like it's a fucking health inspection or something god damnit Stu is so fucking stupid
Dominic Flores
The glare from his bald head is distracting to the other players
Juan Robinson
It's a fucking tweet, you autist. You want him to write out "B team with some A team players"? The fuck is wrong with you? >he also doesn't understand what people mean when they say "A team" >he thinks that team received an A grade, like it's a fucking health inspection or something What reason do you have to think this? B+ is pretty commonly understood as in between B and A. It's reasonable to use B+ to mean half and half A and B.
the terms "A Team" and "B Team" are synonymous with "First Team" and "Second Team"
it is a ranking system, not a grading system. The A Team is the first choice, the B Team is the second choice. Team is collective, referring to all the players as a single unit. There is only ever one First Team and only ever one Second Team.
It is not a grading system: we are not saying that it has so and so player, therefore that team is rated A- and another team with other players a C+ team.
You wouldn't say it's a B+ Team (unless you were retarded like Stu) for the same reason you wouldn't say it's "the 1.3472st Team" or the "2.8628nd Team"
Stu doesn't understand this very basic concept, because he is a retard.
Dylan Butler
You have no reason to think he doesn't understand that, other than your apparent autism. He's not "rating" the team B+, he's saying it's a mix of A and B team players. How is this so hard for you to understand?
I'm back now that the mickey mouse tourney is over and done with.
Asher Parker
>still haven't hired an italian to coach
i give up
Blake Russell
but user, the US Open Cup is on in two days?!
Eli Hernandez
Christian Ramirez is better than Altidore and Zardes
Luke Diaz
Morris is abysmal as a winger and even worse as a striker, stop trying to convince anyone else otherwise
Evan King
He was responsible for the goal
Joshua Ward
>memeis >areola >Aaronson some meme Poonion shitter >Yueill some meme quacks shitter >Sands some meme nyc shitter >Long >Lima ahead of anyone or on this roster What a garbage lineup
Ethan Morales
>the best team in the /cpl/ vs one of the worst in /mls/ Thoughts?
dude has like negative fitness, looks like he's gonna fall over dead by the 50th minute very match having barely put in any effort up to that point. he obviously has some degree of skill with the ball at feet but has no capacity (...or willingness) to fight and compete physically.
Charles Davis
Wouldn't the incel be the one calling it dykeball unironically? Maybe I'm just not in the know with these terms now.
Gabriel White
The incel is the one who spams dyke images instead of having sex with a real female.
Jaxson Cox
I'll take your word for it then Incel Whisperer.
Gabriel Reyes
No, you're right. It just turns out this guy is autistic as well.
Dylan Gutierrez
Depends on how seriously Vancouver takes it. If they send out a B team, Calgary wins
Jeremiah Wilson
Manchester City have loaned Zack Steffen to midtable Bundesliga club Fortuna Dusseldorf
Jace Howard
Could be worse
Parker Sullivan
What are /mls/'s thoughts on NISA?
Luis Collins
>from the masterminds behind NASL 2.0 >FIFA schedule >two months away, half the teams aren't named yet >refuse to reveal details about owners Pretty cringe tbqh
There is literally no point to it. And they picked such shitty teams "represent" MLS. It's an embarrassment.
Isaiah Bell
money, and five years or less
Lincoln Martin
The USMNT Players Union released a statement: >The international soccer schedule has enough games that sort of count. Turning preseason friendlies into cups and competitions is now common. So are tournaments that clubs have to play but aren't likely to prioritize. Dropping more games between MLS and Liga MX on the schedule only works from a competitive point of view if the teams involved treat them seriously. That's quite the ask considering the schedule.
>It's also worth noticing that MLS is adding games that count during the season at a time when the roster depth question still needs an answer. The players missing for international duty once again showed how shallow the player pool can get with some MLS clubs. The way too many MLS teams treat the US Open Cup also speaks to that, rolling out the reserves while prioritizing the league. How MLS and Liga MX address that is the key indication of whether or not their new cup has a chance at succeeding. It's not lost on anybody that the Campeones Cup wasn't a runaway success last season when an announced crowd of 14,823 showed up at BMO Field to see Tigres beat Toronto 3-1.
Caleb Roberts
...
Bentley Stewart
A good MLS team could make Europa, if they got lucky in the draw
Jordan Perez
lol and lose first round to Red Star Povertygrad
Owen Johnson
/Charlotte/ next and soon fellow faggots
Matthew Cooper
Now that the dust has settled, why did the US lost this Gold Cup?
Blake Stewart
Mexico was the best team in the tournament by far
Noah Ross
1. Good players like Adams, Brooks, Sargent, Yedlin, Holmes, etc. weren't in it.
2. Tata outcoaching Berhalter.
Michael James
Bradley had a poor game, but McKennie was the one at fault for the goal.
Ryan Nelson
>2. Tata outcoaching Berhalter. I mean, maybe, barely. Tata is an overrated hack too.
We didn't finish the chances we had in the first half where we were playing well. Later in the game, we completely lost control of the midfield because Bradley and McKennie were exhausted, and we didn't have anyone on the bench to replace them due to injuries. It didn't even have to be Adams; even Duane Holmes would have made a world of difference by reinvigorating our midfield.
Aaron Miller
>we actually signed Omar Gonzalez I feel like I should be worried
Mason Diaz
MLS shitters and a moron as coach
Kayden Ross
Seething FATLANTA autist
James Myers
I'm sorry.
Xavier Baker
>another homophobic christcuck Southern team to dominate cool, I guess
Imagine being a subhuman tranny. Imagine, just for a second, being a genetic failure due to the universe fucking you over and jewish marxist programming seeping degenerate nonsense into your head. Imagine being such a deluded NPC bot that is taught to regurgitate r*ddit, twitter and huffPo tier programmed responses like "Have sex incel" (despite you never having sex due to being a disgusting abomination) or "Orange man bad" at any perceived anti-leftist threat. Imagine being such an autist that you latch onto dykegrass athletes and follow the leftist media virtue signaling to try to shill these she-cunts into national political heroes. Imagine finding your way into a Mongolian horse herding forum and decide one day to shill these carpetmunching Jaime Lee Curtis sins-against-natures and spamming the same NPC-tier responses at said forum users who couldn't give a single fuck unless it's Hope Solo vagina posting. Imagine spamming these dyke images to try to get the board to talk about these miserable useless cunts who can't even beat a u15 boys team but demand pay equal to what Messi or Ronaldo made "BECAUSE I HAVE A GAY VAGINA AND ORANGE MAN IS CANCELLED FOLKS!".
Don't imagine because the aforementioned paragraph above is you. That is your sad life as a butch dykeloving NPC shillbot. This is what you do everyday nonstop despite absolutely no one caring for your LGBTQ+ABC123 "female athletes" or them beating a literal Thai village team by 13 goals. You know what, I shouldn't be mad at those dykemutt soccer players; do you want to know why? They are actual biological females and have a real vagina and uterus unlike you. Now go dilate with glock and end yourself, tranny.
Ethan Jackson
wew. cringe but redpilled
Kayden Clark
only normies ever liked Donovan
anyone who ever had to watch him do that ridiculous pre-penalty pray ceremony thing had to hate him
Lincoln Rodriguez
Didn't read lol
Jayden Bennett
the place was 90% Mexico fans during the Gold Cup match vs. Martinique
if anything it will be more like Fatlanta, primarily Hispanic crowd that hopefully keeps the Pride Queers away. MLS is slightly less of a joke when you can take children to a game without things turning into a gay rally
Andrew Torres
>getting triggered by some gay people with multi-colored flags >in 1974+45 CRINGE
Charles Rodriguez
Imagine being the only accepted woman's sport and then alienating half of your tiny audience with a constant stream of shitty woke takes. SJWs are scum.
Nathaniel Scott
Imagined getting triggered by women being gay, wanting to get paid more, and saying they don't like our troglodyte president. Conservacucks are scum.
Colton Lopez
Daniel Lovitz! That is all
Thomas Baker
>taking an already underdeveloped, plastic league and making it more of a joke >spending more time shoving identity politics and communism through a """"""""capo crowd director"""""""""" than watching the game >larping as Ultras but being indistinguishable from a local LGBTBBQ university club >sole professional league in North America with this behavior >being contrarian on a Congolese yodeling forum cringe as fuck
there was an user not too long ago that pointed out the best and most serious Academies belonged to teams with minimal "fan" faggotry; i.e. not Portland/etc.
Carson Morales
Oh wow you are triggered very easily. Sensitive snowflake, s.mh.
Caleb Johnson
>>spending more time shoving identity politics and communism through a """"""""capo crowd director"""""""""" than watching the game >>larping as Ultras but being indistinguishable from a local LGBTBBQ university club Do you actually think this is what MLS is like? lol
Is Doyle in favour of players coming back to MLS or is it a "once you're out, you're out" type thing?
Hunter Sanders
>being this new Lurk more kid.
Jacob Ross
He's in favor of making mls look good. If an american comes back to play in mls and never played there before he will say they are shit and then once they start doing well Doyle will then claim he rated him all along.
Levi Bennett
MLS is the superior league, so of course he wants to see the best talent playing in the toughest competition week in and week out
that's what it's all about baby
FIGGGGGGHHHHHHTTTTTTTT AANNDD WWIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN
Gabriel Brown
This isn't really what he does
Asher Wood
is charlotte getting an mls team because they think all the mexicans who show up once a year for a mexico game will show up?
Well yeah, but it'll be kind of interesting to see if the CPL can make the MLS guys work for it.
Chase Long
Based
Matthew Evans
Santi Moar's a good player. Then again I was positive Albadawi would make the jump to MLS and he got sent in a cardboard box back to north carolina. I was right about Mark-Anthony Kaye tho
Thomas Stewart
Which game should I watch?
Charles Cook
Yeah, he was great for Steel. It was a shame to see him go.
>not wearing the home jersey underneath so you can do a quick bait and switch to leave the stadium unscathed i see it's amateur hour over there. but after a few dodger vs giants games you learn real quick how to not get sent into a coma while you leave a stadium in enemy territory
Josiah Martin
STL user here. I need a MLS team to follow over the summer while waiting for the NFL season.
Stuck between Chicago and Kansas City.
Carson Carter
Your *UPDATED* Lamar Hunt US Open Cup for the America And Not For Leafs
Semis >OC at Faltanta 0-1 120+ PK from Josef
>LOONS at Tumblrs 3-0
Final Fatlanta at LOONS 1-5
Loons win the cup
Jayden Sanchez
Based LOONS
Levi Price
>Toronto FC announced today that the club has acquired forward Patrick Mullins from Columbus Crew SC and conditional allocation money. In exchange, Toronto has traded forward Jordan Hamilton along with an international roster spot for the remainder of the 2019 season, $50,000 in Targeted Allocation Money (TAM) and the right of first refusal (ROFR) for an undisclosed player. ....ok
Noah Miller
Chicago if you enjoy punishment and disappointment, KC if you just enjoy disappointment
Cameron Foster
Isn't Mullins trash?
Jaxon Edwards
Yeah, but Doyle was obsessed with him for a few months last year, so he might as well be MLS MVP
Adam Perez
These guys in their current form could take any team from My Little Sawker
this shit needs to stop, it's overly complicated in order to ship money into the accounts of lawyers
Xavier White
>i'm a rising
Asher Lee
>Former English soccer star David Beckham has launched his own media company called Studio 99 >The company will develop documentaries and TV shows in addition to working as a creative agency for brand partners. Studio 99 already has documentaries in production on topics ranging from sports, travel and fashion. Beckham will be featured in some of the projects. >LeBron James' own media company Uninterrupted has already signed a development agreement with Studio 99. The two will partner on a documentary series on the journey of Inter Miami CF >Beckham: "I have always enjoyed creating content.. It’s just very cool to be working with friends and meeting so many new people who are doing great things and want to create exciting new projects"
Why does everyone that has money and/or was successful at one thing think they're good at everything? Rich people were a mistake.
Isaac Miller
it's almost as if there are only relatively a few people who control all the capital of the world and who have taken so much from those who labor that they don't even know what to do with it all and they exist in a social system that rewards them for doing nothing and an economic system that rewards them for doing nothing and a political system that rewards them for simply being rich
Reminder that we are more than halfway through the season and the Philadelphia Union are still first in the East and second in the Supporter's Shield standings.
I'm going to make a "The Bruce is Loose" sign and bring it to the next Revs home game. There's no way the mongoloids that work security at Gilette will get the reference, I'll be fine.
is this how an average mls game looks like? it seems like a friendly or a training match the crowd is dead, there's no atmosphere and the players don't look motivated to play at all
Dominic Perez
ABSURD goal from Quincytime
Isaac Bailey
poor bevs
Jonathan Foster
no the east coast has no die hard fanbases, everyone out there is super fairweather and plastic
Dominic Wright
Why is OP mocking de Boer when he’s doing better than most of the other teams?
Cameron Parker
He's shit, and his team is shit
Benjamin Rivera
can only beat garbage teams even then they sometimes lose
Christian Sanchez
>laffs god dammit you need to win reeee
Jonathan Sanders
>Rooney does it again. Dude wut
John Ward
>laffs in shambles absolute state
Ryan Carter
>mfw we tried making a colony on the reddest part of the map
Dom Dwyer is a stupid fucking chimp. Why the fuck did this nigga just elbow that other loser like that?
Asher Cox
First sporting KC game in 10 mins. Quite excited.
Thomas Butler
Who?
Carter Young
I really hope they fucking destroy Vancouver tbqhwyf
John Kelly
AHOOOOOOOO EAT SHIT DALLAS
Grayson Williams
Should be a red on Kreilach desu
Aaron Campbell
Real Salt Murderball
Daniel Wilson
Jamiro Monteiro is the Union's best player. The midfield is toothless without him. In a world where the award wasn't about narrative and pop culture he'd be a solid MVP candidate.
Monteiro is vital for this team, Fabián is a bust, >we need a right back yesterday, Wagner is a lot better than Fabinho, and I hope Aaronson didn't tear something in his knee. Rough night for the U.
Don't look now, but the loons are 5th in the SS standings right now.
Matthew Cruz
There's a bar in Craven Cottage named after Brian McBride.
Landon Lewis
L O O N S O O N S
Bentley Stewart
Pro/rel can maybe spice things up
Xavier Young
Deadass bro, he’s a waste of a DP slot and money
Isaac Murphy
Nah, they were robbed and beat apparently. But they’re too pussy to just accept the fact that they got cucked. Welcome to ultra/supporter lifestyle LAFC, the rest of the world does it and don’t go to the cops
An IG post is nothing MLS should interfere with. Then they’ll ban all 20 members of El Batallion or whatever they’re called. This is just regular supporters culture, stealing others’ scarves/banners and if they fight then okay so be it. Either stadium security or police get them but everywhere else in the world it’s just a regular occurrence
Joseph Evans
This
Samuel Perry
this sort of mentality is how we got Trump smdh
Brody James
how the fuck did the quacks make it up to 5th in the west?
>Fatlanta is ass, not very impressive If they're shit, then what does that say about the 10 other teams below them, you stupid faggot FATLANTA posting autistic incel hmmm?
Other than doop the east is shit, outside of the red bulls and shitty, who are both growing stronger. Fatlanta have been gifted wins all year. They're frauds, everyone knows this.
Goodness, one of his tits is bigger than that kid's entire torso.
Nathaniel Anderson
the Villa fans here are loud
Angel Wood
Get fucked Whitecaps
Daniel Nguyen
>fatlanta gets another cheap win because the opponent's best player gets sent off in the 6th minute When will this shitty league stop shilling and rigging for these frauds?
Jose Garcia
>for kicking a ball away after a shitty foul call, and then getting too close to the ref wew this league is a joke
Brody Campbell
>this fucking fraud will continue to get his dick sucked by MLS propaganda despite half his goals coming on pks, and the other half tap-ins against 10 men I want off Garber's wild ride
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY DO THEY KEEP WINNING STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP Holy fuck, stay obsessed you pathetic faggot. Keep seething with every win that takes us to the top kek
>drinks lol I can't believe I actually thought they were going to complete the comeback
Charles Martin
>cries when atlanta wins >cries when atlanta loses Buddy, the truth is that Atlanta United Football Club are three seasons into their existence and have an MLS Cup. Now cry, faggot
>clinging desperately to the cup they were gifted because they will never get another >getting this upset when someone points it out wew, fatlanta
Robert Davis
is pic rel your average Georgian?
Jackson Hill
outside of the cities, yes, it's depressing as shit and everyone is old, diabetic and fat to say nothing of the massive sticks jammed up their asses, always whining about this or that and getting into a frothy /pol/ rage about culture war shit that will never actually affect them
All the cities are pretty based though, except Columbus, which is a pit of despair. Tread not in Columbus.
Certainly doesn't add up to half. Atlanta also certainly hasn't played the other "half" of the games he's scored in vs 10 men, nor would a large majority of his goals be regarded as tap-ins. You can literally look up heat maps for them or even just watch some videos, man. Why are you so angry? Did bees steal your car?
