France is going to win the next WC, aren't they?

The best at putting the bus against everyone maybe

Why are they dancing like monkeys?

depends if giroud will be still playing in 22 desu
if mbappé takes his place we wont go far

>seething

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No, grease-man will renounce his French citizenship, become a naturalized Uruguayan, and win the cup for los celestes

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>keeps sterile possession
>fouls a lot against a set piece specialist
>loses again
Yep, that's the golden (bronze) generation

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No. They'll win the Euro next year though, against Netherlands in the final.

>Netherlands
>Qualifying

Yea I don't think so Jean-Charles

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Based
>couldn't qualify for WC
>lost NL final
>lost wwc final
>couldn't qualify for Euro
JUST

Don't worry they'll make it.

>2-0 loss to turkey
Nah

I've met few French guys I didn't instinctively want to punch in the head, most cringy people in Europe

This. With Bolsonaro aka O MITO in charge I can only expect good things for Brazil

I think I'll drive to Colmar now.
Where should i eat? Thinking about the Taverne alsacienne atm.

why don't I rate griezmann?

Cuz ur a pedo

>Lose to Belgium aka. Europe's shithole

We are above France in so many things (education, health, gdp per capita, employment, purchasing power etc) its not even funny mon negro

Try being more humble

Digits for their plane crashing en route to WC 22

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Fuck niggers and African colonisers.

crash et

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rip pogba

>dances like a monkey
>realises what he's doing
>looks directly at camera
>quickly stops

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Rude

>Russia

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They were knocked out at the QF stage by USA and honestly didn't look anything special. No way they'd win the next one.

>2022
>Griezmann will be 31, still good
>Pogba will be 29, prime years for a midfielder
>Mbappe will be 23, still young enough to retain his speed and acceleration
It sure looks like they have the best chance

based

God I wish Dimitri

oof not cool rus not cool!

you fail

>Those digits
Wew lad

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They're not making it out of the group's

based

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ITS HAPPENING

F

We already have a playoff spot no matter where we finish in the group

IT'S COMING HOME!

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How many of those BUK rockets you got left lad?

put me in the screenshot

no more ngubus and fortnite? where do I sign?

based

Coming home confirmed

I could see Belgium doing it.

>Wishing for our NT plane crash
The Jean étrangers despair knows no bounds

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wow based

finally pogba will be gone

First Euro2020

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You are not really a Nation, your country is a fucking artificial construction by the Brits to reduce Fre'ch influence and use you as a frontier with German.

Without the Euro, it would already explode.

You don't even have a fucking language.

You are the most ridiculous people in Europe and you want to compare with us.

Please, I like Belgium jokes but this one is too far

>Coman
Yeah I'm thinking no lad

rip

okay Thauvinho in then

> Thauvinho

O_o

And I live in Marseille

Thauvin is the new robben m8

They assumed the same thing with Germany but then they got too cocky and next thing you know they got caught with their pants around their ankles in the group stage.

Thauvinho is good but the concurrence is to strong for him in France NT.
Maybe he will be selected again if he do a good season but just to be benched because he know how to shut his mouth and don't put problems.
Futhermore, he is white.

Ogre

Basado y chiclet roja

>Try being more humble
Black american larping as a belgian

Yeah I was joking, I think it's going to be hard for him to shine this season, no CL and no Europa league, but I think he definitely made it into the group.

>Futhermore, he is white.
There are no discriminations nowadays in the french team, although Deschamps likes his black bulls, he's not Domenech tier

I know, I was joking for pol retarded and us posters.
I

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>keeps a clean sheet once again
Can't win without scoring now can you?

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Turkey beat your negro ass, literally anyone can without reffball, Nederlands will be the champions, screencao this, another soros team

>cant counter argument the fact that he is right
>Y..YOU NOT A REAL COUNTRY
lmao

But seriously why isn't the south of your country part of France and the north part of Netherlands?

would you want to be a frog ? flemish may want to be dutch but fucking hell we sure wouldnt want to be frog down here

That's called a penalty shoot out

seething

>*blocks your path*

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too hardcore bro.

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THE BOG CALLED IT IN

wrong, Deschamps hates arabs

>Futhermore, he is white.
? deschamps literally plays Giroo over all the pacy nogs everyone wants him to pick

Because he got really bad experience with them.
Nasri first and I saw the attitude of Ben Arfz then Benzema.

But he is not racist.
If you want to be selected, stay calm like Fekir or Ben yeder.

Because if you play the thug, you will be fucked as hell.
Rabiot will never be selected again for exemple except if Deschamps leave.

>t-this time it's for real guys

*blocks France's path*

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Make it French first

Based.

>you now picture pogba and mbrappé dabbing while the plane is falling
I just hope Giroud is the sole survivor tho

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>implying pogdab wouldn't dab so hard that the plane would glide softly to the ground

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to french anons , you are now in charge of making a new french nt after all the 23 players of the current one died , who do you take ?

Delete

22 is nothing, we got plenty of niggers and kebabs in reserve for winning purposes

If Tite is smart enough to play Fabinho, then maybe.

but are they Giroud , Griezmann , Pogba , Kanté , Mbappé , Lloris quality ?

as long as you got a meme coach pick any fast paced young prospect and dab on your opponents (it doesn't apply for England since they also take meme players)

Let's say that all the world champions won because DD is testing the players atm
Lecomte
Dubois Laporte Lenglet F Mendy
Sanson Rabiot Sissoko
Martial Ben Yedder(Lacazette) Coman

Age of the final starters in the summer of 2022:
>Lloris: 35yo, probably out
>Pavard: 26yo
>Varane: 29yo
>Umtiti: 28yo
>Hernandez: 26yo
>Kanté: 31yo
>Pogba: 29yo
>Matuidi: 35yo, probably out (Lemar will be 26yo, Ndombele too)
>Griezmann: 31yo
>Mbappé: 23yo
>Giroud: 35yo, probably out (Dembélé will be 25yo)

Other notable players:
>Dubois, 27yo
>Kimpembe, 26yo
>Lenglet, 26yo
>Laporte, 28yo
>Mendy, 28yo
>Tolisso, 28yo
>Fékir, 28yo
>Thauvin, 29yo
>Martial, 27yo
>Coman, 26yo
>Ben Yedder, 31yo
>Lacazette, 31yo

Not even adding players from the current U21 players and the inevitable new talents that will blossom out of nowhere in the next three years.

Now this puts a smile into my face

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>Russian
>somehow (((knows))) how and when plane crashes will occur
>a few years after the MH17 crash
mmmmmmmmh

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WC champion curse

m*n's world cup

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What do they even have right now?

kek

>Antonio Grisameño

this triggers the waffle

digits for all of them surviving only for their bus to crash on the way to their first game

Flems shaking in their boots at this absolutely based post

Based.

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O HEXA

NOOOOOOOOOOO DELETE PLEASE

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U mad

Can you tell that Pogba is that akward black gril that's just happy to be around bfc?

With no survivors.

> your country is a fucking artificial construction by the Brits to reduce Fre'ch influence
Thank god for that right

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Northern Ireland gonna body Netherlands.

I think Deschamps will introduce Haller into the team, he can take over THE giroo role.

Lots of people would want that to happen or would want the two parts to seperate. Mainly the Dutch, Northern part, would want that because of the leechy and lazy behaviour of the Walloons. Unfortunately we need a 2/3 majority vote for that to happen and the kicker is that Walloons would have to vote for this too. Now why would they do this if you view this (unemployment rate)

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>has nothing to say to the insult of
>"you're the most ridiculous people in europe"
I'm honestly gonna have trouble getting to sleep tonight due to all the sensible chuckling I'm doing over that one.

I don't care about people laughing at Belgium, it is a joke country. I'm pointing out the irony of a Frenchy laughing at Belgium when the most useless people of the country are French

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Have faith in the World Cup winners' curse.

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extremely based

>blabla shit that happened 150 years ago
>if if if
>muh language

French argumentation always on top
Back to your nigger reality

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We did a lot for Qatar. So at least we know we’ll have the refs on our side.

France are going to get beat in the final by Wales just like New Zealand are going to get beat in the final by Wales

HAHA, based desu

Ok molembeek

thank you. We have been avenged

>the next WC

Which one?

>seething big wallonia
cringe

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>Griezmann: 31yo
Noooo France's petit prince is eternal

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good god

>white people

So this is the master race?

:3

>white people