/heem/ Logic

>be Conor
>talk trash, call a German fighter a Nazi, insult Khabib's religion/wife, make racist comments towards Mayweather, call Fili a "fagget"
Wow, what a Chad!

>be Askren
>talks trash, says Masvidal isn't secure with his masculinity, claims he will beat Masvidal
Wow, what an low-life scumbag! This asshole deserved the extra punches he got after he got KO-ed!

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Jokes on you. I was celebrating when both of them got heemed badly

Jokes on you. I think both of them are Chads.

The guy didn’t have the resume to be talking that much shit in the ufc. That KO will follow him forever now. If he would go to a local Applebee’s people are just going to laugh at him. Even women and children

OP is a fucking tard lmao

Conor actually accomplished something in the UFC though so it's not the same.

conor: heems most dominant ftw champ in 13 seconds
askren: gets heemed in 5 seconds

gee I wonder what the difference is

>JORGE IS AN ASSHOLE FOR THROWING THOSE PUNCHES
Reality: when you've been preparing to punch someone's face in for months and have an adrenaline rush during a fight its perfectly normal to punch your opponent until the referee stops you.
None of you nerds were as angry when Jan threw that kick and almost knocked my boy Luke out

It's all in the hair, having hair as a man it's just not respectable or masculine. Lmao look at that fucking nerd.

>This asshole deserved the extra punches he got after he got KO-ed!
have you seen the robbie fight where the ref let askren get heemed to the ground?

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I still dont feel well

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baldcope

Why do these fight generals have the name “heem”, I don’t get it

One of them can fight the other is a crotch diving bum.

hairlet cope

“Called Fili a faggot” lmao based gooby

connon is a drunken potato degenerate that is why heem like him and masvidal is still insecure in his masculinty.

Masvidal's a dick for those shots after the knock out. Worst of the dicks. What an absolute garbage human being. I get bad blood but two shots when he's stiff then mocking him by flopping around, what the fuck man. Someday karma will catch up. His whole act after the fight was disgusting.
Jeorge acted like an almighty prick after the KO. No humility or respect whatsoever.

Fuck cubans.
Fuck minorities.
Fuck toilet jeorge.
Askren win the rematch.

I'm out.

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McGregor is cool while Asscream is repulsive.

Chael talks trash - Heemed
Bisping talks trash - Heemed
Rousey talks trash - Heemed
Joanna talks trash - Heemed
Vick talks trash - Heemed
Kevin Lee talks trash - Heemed
Cruz talks trash - kind of Heemed
Cody talks trash - Heemed
TJ talks trash - Heeeeeeeemed
Conor talks trash - Heemed
Askren talks trash - Heemed
Rockhold talks trash - Heemed
Adesanya talks trash - soon to be Heemed

How come Colby talks MAD levels of shit but never been heemed? Does he really have heem immunity?

>thinking of other men as chads
found the canadian cockgobbling cuck

>Masvidal's a dick for those shots after the knock out
If you watch the heemening again you see that Masdival doesnt know if hes fully knocked out or not.As he falls his head is behid Bens body , he automatically tries to ensure his victory

No, Holly, battered from a losing war with Nunes gets a knock at her hotel door. It's Jon. She figured he'd be celebrating at an after party considering he dismantled Santos inside 6 minutes. She quickly wipes her face, embarrassed at the bruises and possible tears. He grabs her hand and leads her to the bed...

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Lol reddit is doubting Masvidal's street credentials, saying about how easily offended he is and shit. Do they think that kind of person is like in the movies? It's how they are irl. Shut-in retards

haha what? ballcoper

Conor is good at trash talk and was good at fighting, Askren has never been good at either

Can't get heemed without fighting. Looking at you Colby.

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Last time Conor won a fight? Throwing something at a bus doesn’t count.

One of them didn't get heemed in less than 5 seconds

Is there a more unlucky fighter than Luke "GOAT" Rockhold?

>Incredibly alpha genetics
>Handsome as fuck
>Body like a literal greek statue
>Fights a TRT Brazilian Cheater Vitor
>Gets Flushed
>Fights a short notice Bisping
>Bisping gets lucky, gets flushed again
>Fights a 188lb middleweight Yoel
>Gets permaheemed
>Goes up in weight, dominates Jan in the beginning of the round
>Gets almost ktfo in the end of the round
>Recovers gets back in the fight
>Gets permaheemed again and breaks his jaw

Is there any chance that he can stage one more comeback and eventually become LHW champ? He's basically my favorite fighter.

how is that unlucky?

>Fuck cubans
Yoelitto is based, cuba is based
Fuck you and i Luh you

>Recovers
He never did, it was obvious that the next big shot would take him out.
He has no chin, plain and simple.

>dominates Jan in the beginning of the round

He just pushed Jan against the fence cuz he couldn't get a takedown and got hurt by elbows

If flukes dont count is luke still undefeated?
Big if true btw

Wait, reddit thinks people who have street brawls are stoic people who are not easily offended?

>Lol reddit is doubting Masvidal's street credentials
Just link them his hood backyard fight. It's on yt

blonde/white men just cannot fight

white/blonde skin is easy to be broken that's why there are fewer blonde/white champs in boxing

in the ufc, it's backed by popular capitalist advert engine, therefore, it got popular with white middle class people (ones who look like ben and connor)

and this is why you see a huge surge or a big fan base when people like connor or ben compile a record by beating cans, boosted with their "charisma" or aka marketing gimmicks

then you get real fighters like mayweather or masvi (all are minority/ethnic) then you see them whooped with their tails behind their legs

>but i still support em, they're great fighters!

yea, you only started following contact sports because connor who got mainstreamed had a loud mouth

this is basically like highschool where the white boys who talk lots of shit get beat up

lesson of the day? back your shit up or do real sports like boxing or muay thai

also it's no surprise connor or ben fans all look like them

>heeemed
>tapping out

askren's chirps sucked. he thought he was a lot more clever than he was
mainly because retards kept telling him what "a great talker" he was.

Colby got heemed by that juiced up hue though

Based Left hook larry took his soul
He never fixed that glaring hole in his game and got heemed stiff by everyone in the exact same way.
He should stick with modelling because he's not that bright without the CTE

why is the general called "heem" anyway? i dont even get it. is it a reference to overeem's name or what? and if it is why? he hasn't really been that relevant for like 6 years

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>he doesn't know

Google heem sleepy, filthy zoomer.

black people dont say heem sleepy they shout HE SLEEP. ive watched more worldstar fight comps than you can even imagine so i think i would know

conor had some key wins.

Askren should retire now and start playing disc golf professionally.

Would love to see him on a card with McBeth and McMahon.

>insult Khabib's religion/wife
The towel post was hilarious.
>This asshole deserved the extra punches
STFU nerd.

Heem Everyone Even Myself

oopsy

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im finna call colby queefington

>OMG OMG OMG OMG EPIC WIN!!!!!!! WE GOT SOME PHONE NUMBERS!!!!!!!
kys retard

Because Colby is goat

Not that user, but it's a pretty big fuckup on their part.
>oh no we must censore bad words but this is fine

Damn I'm guessing those are all he guests? Would be easy to match number to guest. Way to go, ebin hebrew man.

It was a spic.

a guy i know called a number and masvidal picked up

*wins*

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Askren wins the rematch

Got the webm of dude getting K.O ed?

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it wont just follow HIM
it iss embedded eternally until someone beats the record
(FOREVER)

BASED JORGE FUCKING FRANK DUX'd FAGGOT AS ASSCREAM

LITERALLY KUMATE STYLED

Thanks

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Goddamn his hairline has been heemed

there wont be one

asskream wouldnt give robbie one
and bigger better things await jorge who utterly destroyed the fool

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McNigger would have been punched out by Diaz in there 1st fight, but he’s a weak hearted quitter and gave up a rear naked choke that he didn’t bother fighting off.

He’s an asswipe that thinks he’s Gods gift to MMA and doesn’t need to fight with his hands up. I don’t care how skilled he is, Rockhold simply isn’t tough or has any heart. And what the hell were you watching, Jan was outclassing him and would have finished him in round 1 if there were 10 more seconds. Luke tried the TD, failed, and looked like he was gonna go down from any punch Jan was landing. Was clearly dazed going into round 2 and got deleted.

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maybe since he got taken down a peg askren will actually make an effort to close the holes in his game and come back better than ever

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Khabib was shook during that whole fight

In 4 seconds.

I have no respect for any fighter who behaves like a degenerate, period.

This is a professional sport. Behave like an athlete, not a street thug with daddy issues.

That includes both MacGreggor (bus incident) and Masvidal.

>t. niggerbib fan

mandrama is mandrama but you sound like you should go back to watching soccer b

good fuck that rich pretty boy

that weak ass bantz from Conor and the pussy deleted his tweet anyway

Jorge is definitely homosexual

Shut up, batty boy.

> call a German fighter a Nazi
kek based, although Silver isn't even German

>I'm out.
cringe

> chirps
eh s'canadian

Here
Everyone
Embraces
Muslims

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whiT*s are fucking pathetic

this knockout was exactly what I Ben Askren for

Friendly reminder that Con-Artist McGregor AKA The Notorious Tap Machine has zero (0) title defenses and zero (0) legacy

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Khabib and DC always post those instagram training vids where Luke is gassed after a few rounds and Khabib and DC are still going toe to toe 10+ rounds

He doesnt train nearly as hard as you have to to be a legitimate Champion

"Heem Sleepy" was a popular meme of a devastating street fight KO before the age of saying "WORLDSTAR!" a benevolent negroe observer walks over a freshly KO'd unconcious body and says "hiiiiim sleepy"

>white men cant fight

GGG
Canelo
Lomachenko
Tyson Fury
Klitschkos
The GOAT Rocky Mariano

Whites literally run boxing

You listed literally 0 white people.

When the fuck is Conor fighting again? Has he just decided not come to work no more? Fucking awall

It's AWOL bud

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Who revved him up this time?

>Replying to him
everyone was doing so well at starving him of attention too

Also let's not forget that in the robbie fight askern looked like he was out. I was surprised that the ref did not stop the fight. Follow the golden rule of stop when the ref stops you.

Where can i watch the DWTNCS for free?

Gee, it's almost like MMA fanbase is made up of braindead retards. Also, return to your containment thread.

don't spill the beans, you snitch bittch

funny how poltards stretch the meaning of white to include literal mongolian half breeds, gyppos and mexicans whenever someone points out the fact that whit*ids can't fight.

Hilarious how even the Americans have turned on Askren. Just imagine: a week ago he was their national white hero who was supposed to beat Khabib and Kamarudeen, lmao.

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>rematch
OH NO NO NO NO NO

lmao

>muh secret club
have sex