US vs Mexico comfy thread 1

it's not insults, it's facts. play is less dynamic which looks... comical combined with the lower level of discipline and tactical organization

comfy ≠ safespace

Hi, welcome to CONCACAF and the US men's team. You're expecting better?

from Mexico

>paying more for lower quality

MEXICO MEXICO MEXICO MEXICO

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Score should be 2-0 if it wasn't for Altishit

var zinzon when?

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I need a stream for mobile pls

based

Mexico is only as dominant as the US in this confederation. We're both meme teams. Just enjoy comfy mediocrity like the rest of us

Why do people like yelling into the void in stickies?

APOLOGIZE

(and buy his merchandise)

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PUTOOOOOOOOOO

Bump

only if he score a hat trick
also
>sticky the thread
>quality went to shit
who asked for it

that extra layer of anonymity that screaming into the void provides

LET'S GO MEXICO
VIVA LA RAZA

Okay but why is Ream playing full-back?

Did he score on your alternate dimension?

Nadien dice eso gringo pendejo. Fuck Mexico GO USA

>ARRIOLA

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Where is collagebro posting the finished pic once the match is over?

The worst poayer on the women's team would've finished that Altidore choke

MX with the home advantage.

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Mexican is not a race chicano pendejo.

>it's a mirror match
boring

Stream

Tell that to the border hoppers that think mestizo is a race

The dumbass lost all progress from the past few days so the #collage is gonna be shit anyways m8.

>jozy not even going for it
this is embarrassing
but we are going to have to watch this for the next 3 years

He fucked it up there too

no way they stuck with jozy until wc2022, this is gonna be his last tourney right? like a cancer kid farewell wish

>lost all progress
lad he just needs to check the archives and get the pics back.
He is lazy as shit tho so it might take a while.

How can the beta blacks and whites compete with the mexican bull?

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www.strikeout nu/mexico-vs-usa-stream-1

Mexico is getting blacked

lol what has happened in the last 3 years to make you think Jozy is going anywhere?

Mexico can only produce with crosses, midfielders are too passive

We have Christian Pulisic now! He's going to save everything! He's the next McBride!

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>tfw no comfy comfy Pabst Blue Ribbon to drink

What kinda shit do you think they say to each other on the pitch? Even if they dont support Trump the yanks should be shouting 'BUILD WALL' in their ears

Those are retards through

I bet Altidore said some pretty good things in Spanish. Also implying Americhads need to speak to belittle Mexilets

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>Bradley chesting the ball right to a Mexican
>Altidore fucking everything up

where are their defenders now?
show yourselves your retards

>mexicans/chicanos soccer crowd: ¡PuuuUUUTOOO! for decades
>us soccer crowd: pride and tranny flags
how did things go so wrong?

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Is Trump winning?

why the fuck is the coach sticking with this line up

Altidore is always fat and out of shape, can this country not find one striker to replace him?

too deep. you can't abandon the space in front of pen box (unless your opponent doesn't capitalize on that, which may work at lower levels of play)

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you be the judge

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Pulisic with a decent run and a pass up to Morris, who does a drunk giraffe impression and fucks everything up
>Le nipple man in charge of shooting

based

>Arriola

tired of bradlel
surely there has to be one midfileder
we can put in his place

yeah, but it is all on the manager to call them or not
and a couple is injured atm

Can't get comfy if the US keeps fucking up easy goals

Okay this is based

should have been at least 2-0 now, what the fuck

Soccer is a working class sport in other countries, but it's a solidly middle and upper class pursuit in the United States.

USA USA USA

Mexico stands zero chance against us in their ONLY sport

so he is the american lukaku ?

Holy shit this is art

Yes, but SUM hasn't found anyone who sells as well and who they can control

yeah pretty much

I didn't really understood why everyone got triggered for the word 'puto' too much.

Didin't knew it was a gay slur, here in my country doesn't have any meaning at all, while 'culero' is an homophobic slur.

jesus that fucking defend, what the fuck

Got her on the second monitor while I do more important things.

Mexico should continue pushing forward through the wings, but instead of crossing look for passing play, give the winger some support. USA's midfield sits deep when defending, exploit the space in front of the box

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youre a culero jefe

Anyone who thinks Jordan Morris is better than Boyd has never seen a soccer game before

Bradley still a piece of shit I see

>bradley
SUB HIM OUT

Does the US even have a midfield?

Sport Americans don't care about.

Okay, don't let Morris touch the ball

I thought it was the equivalent of “bitch”

it really isn't a homophobic slur in California, I think it's a New York thing and so all the media people picked up on it and get asspained about it

now Chicanos just do it to piss off the television broadcasters

>morris
>altishit

MLShit garbage

No matter who loses, CHIcanos win

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has Altidore made a single successful pass?

this is his worst game since Trinidad

Lukaku would be the greatest American player ever

More like benteke

>No matter who loses, CHIcanos win
This where my CHI bros at?

It can be like a slut, and if you think about what kind of male would be like a whorish girl. There's always connotations lost in translation

USA keeps missing wide open shots and the media will suck memechoas dick during the break

It was just a few white sheltered dorks that have never been around spics before. I'm sure they're all for opening the floodgates immigration wise too. They're just brain damaged intellectually bankrupt people trying to make everyone as miserable as them

It's fucking 2 vs 11 right now. The US is so trash.

gotta remove all the boomers out

Disgusting

Wtf

MLS is THIS powerful??

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>paying premium for cheap labor

Oh god my sides

But if we get rid of Michael Bradley who will shout useless tactics and give the ball away?

Hopefully in a concentration camp soon

All the young guys look good and fast and then I see Bradley and altidore with cement in their cleats. This needs to be a zoomer team

We have Trapp and Roldan and fucking Bradley gets the start

Niggas dead

that did not look comfy...

Casually snapped his arn

I want USA to win so all the news will be about the superior men's team in the only one country in the entire world that cares about women's football.

really don't get why trapp is on the bench tbdesu

this is why you don't get a fucking mlels coach
get some yurop dude that is neutral and doesn't give a fuck about the mls so he can't be influenced by them

>MAGIC SPRAY

yeah its an ethnicity

>caring about what the us media saying in the first place

>tfw neither country wants CHIcanos anymore and they get stuck in detention centers being deported across the continent forever

Long, Bradley are bossing the play

ever play resident evil? It's first aid spray

Wil Trapp

Shit is boring asf

t. worst lawn on his street

Kill yourself chicano

We honestly don't care about women's soccer relatively

If the men's team won the world cup the country would go ballastic

CONCACAF
More like CONKEKCAF, amirite?

Sounds great

Bradly has unironically been our best player so far.

Berhalter is a very good coach when he's handed a bad roster in a league of mediocre rosters. He's given the best team he's ever managed and told to go against teams better than any he's coached against. It might be too much for him

>We
check those viewing numbers, and then have sex

I still can't believe altidore missed that shot

Mexicans make the best landscapers.

for speaking TRUTH?
nah . . .

best confederation no doubts

So they have limited storage in the medical bag?

jesus fucking christ. i can occasionally watch premier league shit out of sheer boredom in background in the mornings but watching this is fucking torture.

semen slurping sport god damn

Literally made for SPIC D*CK

t. spaniard left-over seething

this usa team could be the IKEA Winningest Team in the mls eastern conference no doubt, but they're having trouble making yardage past the middle stripe because international coaches are better prepared in terms of their defensive plays.

yeah if you have a basic bitch yard a 15yo white kid could do. a big boy yard lol no. just like any type of work.

We care more than anyone else, but the men's team in the world cup semis would smash the WWC finals tv ratings.

I unironically miss klinsmann

Trapp might have something useful to say and will lose the ball in more interesting ways.

>tfw Mexico vs USA has been one of the better games of football I've watched this year.
What is going on?

Kys

>chimptidore
>fagley
>morrshit
>areola
Just fuck off you useless mlelsoiboys

The thread about the game is better than the actual game

t. prieto amlol lover

no faggot

Boy are you full of shit.

League 2 play desu

dittos

usually is

But has it been comfy enough?

La raza ese kek

>talking about amlo
>saying "prieto"
>saying "lover"
lol cringe
gtfo here with that shit this isnt mexi facebook

He's a midfielder

Altidore is a striker.

3 more years of this shit

Pulisic would be GOAT if he wasn’t in the USNMT

youre right.

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I thought Bobby wood was the chosen one to get rid of altidore

LEAVE ALMIRON ALONE YOU NEGRO

score?
was too boring
decided to go play a back 9

11 million people in England watched US vs England

7 million Americans watched the same match

Yeah, Americans don't care about any soccer, men's or womens. This Gold Cup final is on extended cable and isn't even available in many American households.

Americans are raging against the MLS, CHIcanos are seething that actual Mexicans are whiter than they, and based polebro is breaking the game down

t. country-less cast away lost his way back home. Gets mad jelly at people who still have some identity

Nice deniying Indio

USA should be playing with 10 cause of altidore.

>burger fans complaining about mexicos based puto chant
>mexico fans just being annoying in general
i guess on balance usa should win just because its the funniest result given the wwc

I wish Lainez was playing. Antuna is trash.

i guess im the token leaf here hello frens

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Landycakes spotted.

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t. prieto ardido

Where can I find hot Mexican girls? I wish to date one.

>I believe that we won't just be the best women's team, but the best soccer team in the world

???

Unironically what did they mean by this? Do they think they can defeat all men's teams?

depend which second league we are talking about

I mean, I understand why everyone is raging at the MLS. Literally every club could afford Ronaldo, but none of them can actually buy him because of the Leagues stupid Salary Cap. All the clubs have billionaire owners who can't flex their billions.

Why do the Mexico fans chant Pluto? Do they want it to be recognized as a planet again?

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I BELIEVE IT WAS HER TURN!

You're not indio (ethnically mexican) and you're constantly rejected by europeans. You're literally trash tier, and this blisters your anus

Really, nobody gives a shit about the puto thing other than retards in New York who have never been to an actual sports event. It's not like we don't chant "asshole" and stuff

isn't the us vs england at like 2 pm on a tuesday in us?

>using prieto as an insult
big yikes there

CONCACAF STRONK

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Mexico

>KHAZAR MILKERS

They are people of culture. They like Naoki Urasawa.

They say "puto" that is basically "faggot"

Did you actually pay attention to that? I just muted when I realized it was going to start ranting about some stupid bullshit.

Why isn't Chicharito on Mexico?

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Venice Beach

Nice coping Indio

>Naoki Urasawa
good taste

lol cuz the league don't make shit except off exhorbitant expansion fees and empty promises for the future

t. prieto ardido

NIGGER AND ALTINIGGER GETTING THE HORNS FROM THE MEXICAN BULL

FUCKING TEABAGGING WETBACK CUNTS

FUCK OFF SPICS

Murderball time is go

Why did the beaner straddle him then stay there?

no were not, lying faggot
t. bitch ass criollo but not even rich

MEGA KEK
why would you want that

wtf is this, show some hespec

it's a comfy threads anons

>Dirty Mexicans literally can't stop mounting other men.

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HOW IS THAT NOT A RED CARD?

it's gay time

Over-rated and past his prime

Thanks for the compliment. The last thing I want is be called 'hispanic'. Then I'll be grouped in with you lost cheles.
Thrown away like dried mecos in a used tissue paper

>tfw tit man with a Jew fetish that actually loves opera

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>imagine your skin color being you only redeeming quality
me parece que el ardido eres tu

Mexican Ref.

wew what happened

SCORE SAM FACKIN GOALS

MEXICANS LITERALLY CHEATING

here is a tip for a fellow opera, you can download everything from the met from their website with a video downloader

You opinion doesn't matter Indio just keep pretending you are mexican kek

Thanks friend. But where to download stacked opera gf?

>Show Dad (Mexican) my ancestry DNA results
>"wtf why is there no Mexican"

Gonna lose in pks after dominating all game huh

La raza ese kek

>diving mexican cunt BTFO

t. chicano lover

eastern or southern yurop from what i've seen so far

tell me about the ref why doesnt he use the card

Memechoa has been bailed out all night by bad misses and his teammates

Good cup games have been quite comfy so far.

Good for you gringo

Does he give out green cards?

>tfw thicc latino tomboy gf NEVER EVER

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typical 4-4-2 mid block from USA. Mexican striker should move inbetween the central defenders to absorb both of them instead of only one

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He forgot them in the locker room

why can't the defend of the us team make a fucking pass that won't go into mexico team

I have a cousin named Xochi.

I hate you Michael Bradley.

I thought they used 'joto' for that?

US GOALIE SHOOK

Why not?

>6th ball kicked into the 18th row
are they even trying

good play from Mexico, exactly what I've been saying. but you've got to hit those shots on target or we'll slurp the semen till the benuldies

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>bradley
jesus christ, legit can't hold the balls more than 3 secs

he just keeps on appearing

LMAO MEXICAN MISSI

Fucking hell those shots.

Bradshit pls go

What part of Mexico are you from lads? Calìfornia here

Seems like the players too. They just keep passing the ball to Mexico.

Fuck a salty biscuit!

Mexico's team has always been "good" in that they are competent with the ball, but they have also always been awful at actually scoring.

USA looking GASSED

And awful at defending too

>0-0

So much for conCACAf lmao

based Polish analysis autist

So, this game will end 0x0 and things will be decided on penalties right?

>La raza

Do you even have one? Oh that's right.. sorry man, forgot that you identify with a failed nationality and not a people

lmao peasant criollo getting btfo in this thread

They're good at passes and taking the ball to the enemy goal but then their shots are just a coin toss.

why is the US in red thats for commies

It took me 20 minutes to solve this captcha. Go USA

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Yeah, they have a few. Maricón also means the same thing

That's what Marcelo Balboa said, commentator and ex-defender for the US.
All the messican fanboys on the panel said mexico was going to dominate the entire game.
They're delusional

Coin toss

It's for Rambo: First Blood.

Reminder:
>Aztecs
>Thought building a city on a swamp was a good idea
>Easily eradicated by Spaniards

>Maya
>Astronomy wizards
>Interbred, language still spoken by at least 6 million
>still around today in a recognizable culture

>Inca
>Noped to the Andes never to be seen again
>communicated via Nazca lines with alien civilization
>probably escaped the Spaniards on spaceships
>trolled Europeans for centuries about "cities of gold"

Zardes IN

Oklán, CALIFAS

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>JIMEMEZ

Zardes

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red shirt, white name, blue number.
it is kino scheme for the red white and blue meme

Nice coping false mexican

>coin lands on its side

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Lmao I thought maricon was crybaby. My own mother used to call me that as a child when I cried.

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Oh god here comes the accidental header

ah that makes more sense

>CONCACAF wasting a quarter or peso or lempira

desu that city on a lake was fucking impressive given the technology at the time

oh fuck zardes in

>spaniards:
>Created third worlds everyone is trying to get away from.

our preferred naming was "tittybaby"

San Diego, CALIFAS

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seriously what the fuck is bradley doing? he knows this is final right? fucking try a bit jesus

didnt even notice the bleu number until now

Fucking kek
It also works like that I think

Pizarro el Riquelme Mexicano.

Imagine the misfortune of being a fake one much less a real one.

>solving captchas

Its the GOP colour. They are pandering Trump.

These refs don't care about anything.

Should have played this game in the Rose Bowl

And are you Maricon?

>It's still 0-0
>Have to hear American women talking about "muh women's soccer is better than men' soccer"

already a day of game (2 matches) in the rose bowl, they make sure to spread these around so nobody can complain

>Paying to shitpost
lmao

I love the 3rd world narrative American Media plays on Mexico. It’s one of best places to visit as an American because everything is cheap, food is better and people are much nicer. Places like TJ are a shit hole but also fun. Others places like GDL or MTY are amazing when you have real money to spend.

All soccer is boring

I feel sorry for you

>he buys a pass

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What are you boys drinking? Crown apple and diet cherry ginger ale here.

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Bad meme people in the South don’t care about the NFL

maker's mark

Real vatos dont cry, ese

>those scotiabank ads on the ground are cool

Almost any place is good if you have money through....

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NOOOOOOOOOO WE CAN'T FUCKING LOSE

IT'S GONNA BE MONTHS OF ROASTIES CHEERING HOW WOMEN ARE BETTER THAN MEN

STOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPP

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Psst.. let me let you in on a non-secret: it's not a narrative. It's actually quite fucked up.

t. I lived there for a while, in the "good" part

Fuck you hombres

Jonaaaaaaaa

Fug

GOAL!!!!

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we fucking SUCK

kek los estados unidos BTFO

Are USA beaners and beaner beaners talking shit to one another?

Can beaner beaners stay in their country and get their shit together? Imagine if the USA was actually bordered by cool places; instead we got a shitty corrupt lazy fucker below us, and a flaming faggot above us.

thats what you get for giving so much space

fuck out of here

L M A O

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USA BTFO

True, I realized Mexico is a paradise if you are rich, that’s why the rich don’t leave Mexico for the US. All the Mexicans up here are the ones from the ranchos or Oxaca

what a beauty

Bleach.

>I rate Bradley

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>training bra under his shirt

Why are mexicans gay as fuck

like how fuck up? like just poor or people dying?

finally
congrats mexico

MEXICAN BULLS MEXICAN BULLS MEXICAN BULLS MEXICAN BULLS MEXICAN BULLS MEXICAN BULLS

ILL RAPE IVANKA TRUMP BEFORE I GET DEPORTED ILL RAPE IVANKA TRUMP BEFORE I GET DEPORTED ILL RAPE IVANKA TRUMP BEFORE I GET DEPORTED

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>months
it'll be done by by Tuesday and it's literally the slowest week of the american sports year

You think that's nuts, check out Mayan technology and mathematics. Independent of India, Europe, China, Arabia, etc, they had developed writing, astronomy, architecture, had the number zero, their calendar was the most accurate in the world. They knew the precise orbital period of Venus down to the hour. They invented terraced farming so they could grow on the mountains.

well fuck

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BRADLEY PLS GO

come on USMNT, don't let the dykes get even smugger

>bother replying to wojak poster
that faggot won't even leave the house to talk to anybody

>use to visit my mom's family in Mexico and remember getting pancakes with cajeta all the time from vendors

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This to the collage

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Middle and upper class Mexicans hate the chicanos as much as Americans.

all of Central America is a playground you can't get here unless your rich if you have a source of income you can make remotely/have some money to burn

why is he wearing a bra?

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KEEP SEETHING AMERIKEK

American youth

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Pulling for Mexico because I hate American soccer fans

It's almost like no matter where you are everyone hates the poors.

how is the number 0 a big deal

EEEEEEEEHHHHHH PUUUTOOOO

Name the good part in curious

Nothin personnel U.S

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>chingue su madre

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Based. Did he get in her pusy?

You need to cover this area, you can't be tracking behind your man. bad job

Southern California

us team legit don't have midfield
either the defend pass to mexico and got attack or pass far up and do fuck all because they got read like a book

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are you serious? the concept of zero is huge in mathematicss, stop making leafs look stupid

They're all going to something today

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Like.. idk one day you're driving into town and there's two bodies hanging from a bridge. Messed up enough for you?
And yes people are poor, they try though, lord knows they try. Entrepreneurial spirit is there, how they manage to keep it from shriveling up I don't know. The system is fucked, always has been. They took their country back for a short while, back in the day but ended up losing it again.. they should've ethnically cleansed all spaniard influence but, they fell for the inclusion meme. Hard-body.

it's over

dont get angry guys, just remember that this result is all Altidore's fault

hahaha how is zero an accomplishment? like theres already nothing there

DONALD IS A TRANNY?!

Pretty sure poor Mexicans also hate the chicanos, even the tejanos hate them. Everyone does, honestly.

me to a mexican irl
de donde eres?
>chiapas
>oaxaca
every time

this if i dont have something obviously it isnt there retard lmao

Whos this?

Ben Shapiro's sister.

yeah, that's pretty fuck up
i mean i've seen poor before, but it just people being poor and still living cleanly
random bodies show up as a warning is not a good sign anywhere

Of course

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Poorfags detected

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Unprotected anal sex with pulisic

Boys this isn’t comfy at all.... fucking beaners gonna get a win

To stop nipple chaffing and bleeding

>tfw both teams gone
>no more CLASICO

>but it just people being poor and still living cleanly

Yes.

you are now remember altidore missed a fucking 99% free chance

ICE should be stationed outside this stadium ready to load the trains to the camps

COME THE FUCK ON

>94082567
You're not getting anymore (You)s from me, payfag

Should I buy an APEX Vest?

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Never forget

This.
There are manlier things you can wear but that serves a function.

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neets have no concept of time valuation

How do they decide how much stoppage time to put on the clock?

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Michael Bradley

BRADLEY
WHAT
THE
FUCK
ARE
YOU
DOING?

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30 secs per substition, more time added per ref's discretion

Rolls dice

>mexico felt like they were playing at home

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if i see bradley after this i will never watch a fucking game of the US again

Pulisic is garbage. He doesn't do shit in games that matter.

May as well stop chopping off your penises lads

We're never going to hear the end of it by females

ja ja ja, GG Mexico!

>ref arbitrarily deciding handballs don't matter

She has nudes LETS GOO

Is it 20 sided?

USA didn't convert their initial advantage, Mexico managed to pull their shit together and won. Thanks for the /oro/, anons.

>NO WALL
>INTERNET CENSORSHIP GOING INTO OVERDRIVE
>NO LOCK HER UP
>Illegal immigration at highest levels since Dubya
>No repeal and replace Obamacare
>Trump couldn't stop the caravan
>Trump couldn't end DACA
>Trump couldn't pass the RAISE act
>Trump couldn't end Birthright Citizenship
>Trump couldn't make E-Verify a law
>Trump couldn't defund Planned Parenthood
>Trump couldn't invest $1 trillion to improve national infrastucture
>Trump couldn't pass the travel ban
>Trump couldn't close the Wall Street special interest loopholes
>Trump couldn't put price controls on prescription drugs
>Trump couldn't stop foreign lobbyists from raising money for American election
>Trump couldn't resist bombing Syria
>Trump couldn't pull the U.S out of NATO
>Anti bds law
>Gave israel 38 billion
>Increased the National debt by $2trillion
>Gave the 1% a tax cut
>Farmers bill
>Omnibus bill
>Amnesty bill
>Crime 'reform' bill
>No unclassified FISA
>No Awan indictment
>No Uranium One investigation
>No voter fraud investigation
>No Feinstein Chinese spy investigation
>Pedogate has vanished
>55k sealed indictments went nowhere
>Hired a bunch of neocons
>Continued middle eastern wars
>Ramping up for even more wars
>Global LGBT crusade

>WOMEN WON
>MEN LOST

Embarrassing
This men’s team is really a national embarrassment.

GG, Mootxico. Too many blown chances, bros.

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He really is the future messi

lol see you in September

he cant do much when your attack is completely blunt

Post rn

Wish pulisic was mexican desu imagine him n chucky on the wings...

cheerio britbong
>i dont know shit about britian
>who is king
>still have king
>wat

He was about the only one keeping us in it. I saw some flashes of brilliance out there. He couldn't do much against blown chances, Jozie retardation, Bradley giving it away, and credit where it is due, some elite Mexican defense.

gg, legit gg
Have a great day, friends

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the important thing is no one got hurt and everyone tried theyre best

cut all the boomer players ffs
i thought not qualify for wc2018 is the wake up call, but shit is still nearly the same

Bradley legit played a whole ass 90

Why do commentators/analysts never comment on how fucking terrible Bradley is? Do the Bradleys have that much sway in the US soccer community?

GET FUCKED HAHAHAHA

wait till the riots leaf friend

probably mls bros and not wanting to say anything negative due to advertisers

>work with a bunch of female co-workers
>they asked me all last week "hey user, are you watching the women's soccer"
>"user make sure you watch women's soccer this weekend!! :)"
>Told them "Nah I'm watching the Gold Cup, it's better"

I think I have to quit my job now.
Don't make me go into work tomorrow

if Bradley and Altidore never play again this will be the best day in American soccer history

Underrated.

Offer to give them some of your pay over dinner, they will think they are getting equal pay and then maybe you get sex :D

He was literally the only US player doing ANYTHING tonight. His team is trash. Especially that nothing of a midfield.

This, and Fox pushes the MLS very hard for the games they broadcast. Can't shit on a broken system if you're paying money to show the games

Don't know why they are trashing a perfectly good football stadium to play fag ball in

Just show them proof that the USWNT literally can't beat 15 year old boys.

none of them will remember and also your story didn't happen

Oh you poor, poor bastard
stay strong and don't do anything stupid

Aye mate, ya European?

This.
I might casually bandwagon Chelsea next season just to see how he plays and develops with actual talent around him and also to see Bongs spamming USA USA USA USA USA when he scores.

>Not the occasional "Nuevo Leon"

I don't believe you, user.

just stop prieto

That sounds like a narc killing.

That's completely unrelated to narratives, dude.

so next one is in september? better have a fresh line up by then

Literally just googled "ben shapiro sister"
Found her name
Googled "abigail shapiro nude"
There

kek. based mexican mama

I run a landscaping service and often spot hire cousins and family of some of my better Mexican workers. A lot of these guys don't speak English. I was so happy and proud when they invited me out for beers and gave me a nickname, "Maricon," meaning American in their language.

At least someone appreciates and gets it
Wouldn't post it on the rest of the board tbqh

based.

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I’m happy the final was Mexico vs US

I know the tensions are high and to many people CONCACAF is a meme, but I had fun watching the match regardless.

I forgot to mention, I love both countries that's why I was super happy when it was announced

was a good game. gio dos santos goal is still the goat /oro/ moment tho

Especially after that elbow thing, Jesus fuck that made me cringe so hard, it gave me flashbacks to that time my knee dislocated

I'm glad your date went well. Care to share more details?

>>Thought building a city on a swamp was a good idea
Tenochtitlan was an extremely difficult city for Cortes, his men and his native allies to conquer. Also, the thousands of native allies/Aztec tributaries of Cortes were far more instrumental in taking out the city than 900 spaniards with guns.