Heem

When Ladd batters De Rundumbfucks head into the canvas I want all the fatboy haters to flash their tits for me

I gotta come clean with you I've never seen either of them fight I'm just larping saying I know GDR will win.
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lol calm down dork

Is Schitzy still seething?

Really sick of this psycho forcing her 14 year old dog to hike up 10,000 feet every day even though he literally can't get over a small felled tree on his own power.

Relax, schitzy

heem is a shithole outside of fight nights. see y'all next weekend.

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No one cares, schitzy, you’ll be back in 3 hours to stay up all night here like you always do, loser

Should I take picks for ONE, Bellator, and DWTNCS?

Dern has elite kicks but she keeps it somewhat lowkey. She doesn't want to scare these girls anymore than they already are.

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That's not true he's clearly anti-bullying and hates trash talkers

this

Ben was winning until the knee.

heem day was based

she really did a number on this woman:
instagram.com/abcnation115/
she went from 115 pounds to 145 pounds and while she had to fit into a wedding dress

Raphael Assuncao has a win over Masvidal

wtf

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Vicente Luque has a win over Marretta

BREAKING: Luke Thomas admits to watching and being hype about the womens WC final.
All his opinions are now permaflushed.

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This was her literal wedding weight. MD finished her fighting career.

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the guy is controlled by his wife yet can't even control his own weight he's not a fighter he never was a fighter anyone who listens to him is wasting their time you're better off listening to high school wrestling coach podcasts

>cheese sandwich with a soda while crying alone
It's funny some bum implied Dern looked like miss piggy. Meanwhile she literally heemed abc into piggy status.
Look at the state of this white trash.

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Val

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>All these marks woked into the shoot that was the deepfake shown to the masses of "Masvidal beating Askren"

lmao plebs, if you know you know that in reality Masvidal got fucking HEEM'D last night.

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Santos is going to piss hot

You heard it here first

How do I fix my foot

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That scorpion gym is also a complete bumcan mcdojo gym.

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Any one of those guys could heem her.

Is Schnaub a filthy rascist?

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I have really bad lordosis.

when will this can jeremy hunt tap out?
I need my boris bucks.

I didn't get to see the jones santos fight last night, and I was very excited to see that 90% of the comments on youtube, heem, and reddit said jones lost. Just saw the fight and Jones took 2,3,4,and 5 pretty clearly. The crowd would burst into oohs and ahhs when Santos would swing wild and miss while staying quiet as jones stiffened Santos over and over with kicks. Round 5 seems to be unanimous online as a Santos round but Jones landed many good hard kicks while Santos landed 2 glancing left and 1 that was clean yet Jones was unaffected by it. At least explain round 5 to me I can even watch it pausing and in slow motion and Jones took that easily

when does get his shot at the strap?

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Can't wait for the Esther Lin commentary, lads.

Jones is a boring point fighter

Cope

I just remembered the user whose parlay depended on Jones winning by TKO/KO.

F lad

yeah the fight was awful and jones looked like shit but still won pretty easily

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one of the best moments was when Santos flurried at jones, missed the first shot, crowd goes wild, lands the second but u can't see too well from the angle crowd goes quiet then jones parries the third shot and the crowd goes wild again LOL

Reminder that both Bigg Rigg and Chris Leben were beaten down by a fudge packing power bottom.

Cope

Get absolutely fucked you retarded fucking Asscan shills. Heemed cold in less than 2 fucking seconds by a meme jump kick.

I’ve finally taken the redpill, I never thought I’d ever say this. But after rewatching Masvidal-Askren, my mind has been changed. My mind has been changed in that the fight was MORE competitive than I’d originally thought. He was beating the shit out of Jorge in media obligations. His chin has increased and held up tenfold. Ben not only won the stare-down against Jorge, but he won the weigh ins as well, he was winning introductions, but he won the story of the fight, and most importantly, Ben Askren won the fight against Jorge masvidal Last night. And he will win the war.

Askren beats Masvidal in the rematch and I don’t have a single doubt in my mind about it. He is the greatest fighter to ever walk the planet.

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he literally ducked into it because it's the only way he's capable of reacting lol

Redpilled

will ben announce retirement?

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I DON'T THINK ABOUT HIM

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so can someone explain why a 2 time national champion wrestler would shoot with his head down at a dude sprinting at him and very clearly about to jump

i mean what the actual fuck ben

he's gonna transition into a woman and get heemed by nunes in 12 seconds

I unironically expect him to continue talking shit

Thoughts on the new meme I started(Toilet Askren)???

Jamal...

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No, he will get heemed at least 3 more times before reality sets in that he's lost his chin

SCARED TO DEATH SCARED TO LOOK
THEY SHOOK

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best i could do on this one

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You just answered your own question my man. A pure wrestler's fight or flight response is to BLAST. THAT. DOUBLE.

ATT knew that and figured it was worth a shot.

AHH DC HELP

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Can you post the original please?

So what the fuck was up with Diego getting cornered by one dude by himself

all ben had to is agree to the robbie rematch
now he looks like a total can

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oh shit i have to do this one

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this pic is wild too

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youtu.be/xbfOiaLFTUs
youtu.be/xbfOiaLFTUs
Askren has been confirmed the winner by our boy Eugene. Masvidal tapped.

wish i could make this one transparent but keep all the spit

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does michelle waterson have literally any shot at defeating the former strawweight title holder?

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That's a legendary photo.

better shot than u m8 cheeky fuckin cunt

Is this the end of the road for Luke Knockcold?

waterson is a boomer meme

reminds me of brendan

I think Masvidal vs Askren is my favourite knockout of all time. Everything about it was brutal, the way he played him before and after. Shame because I do really like Askren.

Brenda Shuab

Joanna vs Claudia III when?

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Aris talks Ben Askren youtu.be/v3Wy4rLuNT4

I dont care... gimme another can... i dont care

they haven't cut claudia for that """fight""" last night?

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claudia vs. rose

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it's because he was galloping forward in a straight line like cm punk, his momentum was going forward so it made it difficult for him to move in any other direction.

If he circled for the first 20 seconds closing distance without going in a straight line it wouldn't have worked and askren would have been able to grapple.

fook Holly Holm yeh

her opponent actually called for a rematch, pretty bizarre

Stipe Heems Jones. screencap this

Why is it that most fighters refuse to lift and instead do meme crossfit stuff?

narcissistic gimp luke

Because they are desperate for an edge and do silly things in search of that.
Notice how they are all doing cupping now?
There's plenty of stuff in pro-sports that is completely baseless, even some drugs they take.

Based

because lifting is actually worthless

Maytag

ok friend

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Israel did 911

ben wasnt out

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How is being strong worthless?

herb

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masvidal tapped

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>lifting a weighted bar over your head in the same motion over a period of several seconds is comparable to dynamic explosive power movements

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look at askren's arm when he turns him over

stuck like a statue

STACKED

Santos won the story

H E E M
Everyone
Even
Myself

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It actually is. Muscles can either contract or relax. The anaerobic capacity of muscle is determined by the load, not the speed of contraction.

This is the biological reality that kills cross fitters.

Never said that

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Jorge struck him on the right side of his head but the left side of his body is stiff

exhibit a: ben askren

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Jorge was out

Sorry to hear that Luke. Is that why you're cranky sometimes?

What are long term consequences of having this happen to you?

Jedi powers

askren got heemed so bad he popped a boner.

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kek, someone literally added askren to the list of examples here

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fencing_response

when you exhibit the fencing response it's almost guaranteed you had at least moderate brain trauma, it's one of the few concrete indicators that let you know right away

fuck off twitchy

I'm flattered, but no. I'm not him.

that's calendar

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confirmed

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gotta by a typo on masvidal here

either that or he made a million flat for heeming askren kek

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Realistically, is Ben fucked? His next opponent will probably be a killer too.

CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIN

what a weird position to be stuck in

jorge doesnt get it cuz he started on the streets could just slam the guy into the curb

I remember Maia getting schooled by Marquardt and people saying he was a one-dimensional can. Maia was younger, but I wouldn't count Ben out yet.

can't wait for conor to do this to khabib in the rematch

THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

realistically he may retire bro, I don't think you realized how hard he was hit but he took an entire careers worth of damage last night man. CTE takes years to rear its head

too based for the yuf-c7

Him and Till have been reduced to having to laugh at themselves. once u laugh at your self all self respect is gone out the fucking window

His next opponent will be in Bare Knuckle FC.

he could have slammed him there as well. it's legal to slam somebody who is doing a submission move to you. it's more like he was unaware that he was actually in a triangle because it was in the reverse positions and he went out suddenly.

it's almost as if each brain hemisphere is responsible for the opposite side of the body

Conor tried in the first takedown exchange, Khabib dives to low to be caught with knees

No

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ben would kill it in the WWE, good talker and his grappling is interesting

the knee will land buddeh

he has no talent. It doesn't matter who he faces because he'll just end up getting heemed again.

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>Being this disrespectful and then thanking God after your fight

based bigfend

Holy shit, that was Masvidal? Seen it in so many HLs.

imagine KO'ing someone that bad, being as classless as possible about it, and then unironically thanking jesus

dare i say, based?

god hates grappleniggers

>assmad Asscan fanboys SEETHING

lads you can't script Masvidal/Askren

Genuinely insane stuff

/heem/, penny for your thoughts on Holloway after his fail run at 155

i think he beats frankie but his best days are behind him. wouldnt surprise me if his weight cut kills him

Would it really make a difference to Him? I mean, he nearly killed a guy either way.

Is there a positive correlation between how much of a nigger you are and how God-fearing you appear to be?

His weight cut will be fine. His issue when he moved up to 155 is he literally just didn't cut as opposed to bulking up properly

Are Masvidals' 15 minutes over yet? He's more of a 'sore winner' than fucking Bisping lmao

What route will Ben take with this? Will he say it was a fluke and ask for a rematch, not bring it up and fight again ASAP, or say he's going to retire?

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no

see ben henderson

I think the weight cut issues are overblown just like they were for Khabib and don't see him losing any time soon.

the second

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He's gonna get destroyed by Usman.

he'll call out till for the toilet bowl. 2 wins and he gets a title shot against new champ Masvidal

What do you base this BS on exactly? The fact evil eyed try hards like Diego Sanchez have such brilliant careers? Many of the greats are comfortable joking about some of their rare defeats.

Well, I mean. Black countries report significantly higher levels of religiousness.

he will unfortunately easily beat usman

How? His TDD Isn't great. Usman will just get on top of him and outwork for 5.

being strong isn't worthless but drilling the same movements you're actually going to use in a fight a gazillion times is a better way to become strong than lifting weights.

>His TDD isn't great
I'm done doubting Masvidal

Nope. There are way shittier fighters than him on the roster. He can wrestlefuck people like Neil Magny and Ponzo. He'll wrestlefuck two shit fighters to boring decisions (getting booed), and then he will get perma flushed by the #1 contender. Whoever that might be.

Holloway probably still doesnt know why he was so slurred at 226

Hey.
I have just registered my heem profile and this is my first post. I'm completly new to this site.
I was wondering if a bum has ever gotten heemed in 5 seconds?

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He actually said he's in the middle of a lawsuit due to that issue and that's why he can't talk about it. Let's hope those issues don't pop up again. He's seemed fine lately. Was very chipper at Friday's press conference.

You faggots are unironically mad that masvigoat shitted on your sperglord meme """"fighter"""" kek

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I know of one bum

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Who is next?

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Result of Rumble vs. Craig Jones at tonight's Submission Underground (Chael's event)

Ladd

What's he underlining?

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lmao

Rockhold should be there

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he should fight Demian Maia.

Rumble the heartlet instataps

R8 my hairline

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rumble more like fumble

is Askren vs Alhassan THE fight?

how long would you guys last against jorge?

soul crushing widow's peak in 3 years followed by baldness in 7 years/10

tl;dr

Is Masvidal legit a 'psycho gangster' and UFC Fighters are scared of him?

longer than Askren

he tapped to nothing

Masvidal tier. Rate mine

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I last 15s against my BJJ Blue Belt instructor. But he's 190cm tall and 220lbs and I've never seen his true power level since he stopped competing.

kek

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Fersher mawlsdivawl is a peach of a beast my guy

add Rockhold to Mat HEEMmore for his contribution of HEEMs to the community

the amount of white milk I spilled while watching that staredown...

Name a fighter with a better chin than jones

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Maybe rockhold can exercise his jaw on Jon Jones' Big Black Cock..

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la luz extinguida...

>Missed leg day
>Lost to a can and needed refball to win

Tony Lopez

Korean Zombie

tfw just torrent the card just so i can rewatch that bum ben getting permaflushed.

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>the extinguished light
is that good or bad?

I call my hairstyle "the young Trump meets homeless NY hipster"

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people yesterday during the post-fight conferene
> look how nice jon is being to thiago, he's such a nice guy, why do people think he's an asshole
It was obviously a completely fake act designed to duck a rematch.

Santos won.

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>"why the flying knee?"
>"cuz he's a bum"

damn jorge didn't stand a chance

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thats the fight to make

has there every been this much cope after such a brutal HEEMing? People all over unironically talking about a rematch after asscream got slept lmao

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Askren had his thumbs up and Masvidal tapped. Pretty clear who really won.

Rude
Masdebum has kino hair tho
Based

it's called a fluke

thank you based Masvidal, the HEEM that keeps on giving, more sodium in threads lately than on the 3 piece

You didn't even rate me priyatel

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ok lol

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Sorry
Looks a bit greasy tho, you should dab on that Pantene

who won that fight?

They were training it the day before the fight.
The idiot fell right in their bum trap.

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>“To me, he’s just a left hand,” Alvarez said. “He’s just a guy with a left hand. That’s how I see him. He does something that we call a ‘rock back’ well. Mayweather does it. A lot of Philly fighters do it. [McGregor] lives and breathes off it. A lot of MMA guys don’t know about these boxing things that they do. This is a move that’s very easily taken away and we’re going to dominate every step of the way.”

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I just combed it back with water senpai to give you the most accurate hairline measurement

I don't use shampoo, only condition 2x a week and just rinse with cold water otherwise. My stylist told me washing your hair every day has bad effects

how he fell in the trap is the fluke you retard

youtu.be/DbiFFmD5vdo

You guys hate and jealousy of schaub is weird and borderline homosexual

thawlts on the MMA GURU? he's decent at making picks

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tbf Goobs basically is just a left hand. But what a left hand it is. Can't think of anyone at a high level that he's knocked down/out with the right or his legs/knees/elbows

Israel Adesanya struggles when he doesn't have octagon control. Watch the Anderson fight and the Kelvin fight back.

Whittaker is going to put constant froward pressure on him and break him, bet the house.

Dont fall for that hippie meme, I wash myself with shampoo every single morning and its gucci so far

who won this fight?

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better than having disgusting greasy hair

>go to the river
>put bain on your finish rod
>throw the line in the water
>catch a fish
It's still a fluke to me goddamit

he used to do a lot more with uppercuts and kicks but the first nate fight humbled him into being more conservative

lawl I know this guy from O&A documentaries

AND NEW

I've washed my hair twice in 10 years and not once since 2014

Jorge, but it was a fluke

My heart has been wrong about every big fight this year and it tells me Whittaker loses so he will win. which means he's gonna lose

Alright, Bob Marley

stay salty friend

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Why couldn’t have Masvibum just dabbed on Ben for 15 minutes and save that career ender for Usman?

I hope you guys enjoy it, because I'm going to be fluke posting for a long time. Oh yeah, by the way, cowdad posting was all me too.

*wins*

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I don't have greasy hair lol, I just combed it back with water so it's wet.

I used to wash it with shampoo and conditioner every day and honestly it thinned my hair pretty badly. It started recovering its thickness and volume once I stopped washing it daily and instead conditioned sparingly and also oiled it like once a month. I guess it's different for everybody.

i wonder what it must feel like landing a punch so perfect

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>shout out to eva, machoman, jade
>30 seconds laters
>shout out to eva, machoman, jade

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best all-around coach in the game

>you will never viciously heem someone you despise then shout out your family on live tv
feels bad man

>125x120
>salty
you seem very reddit

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Askren dives his head at peoples knees all the time and usually just takes the damage. Jorge and his team bumrushed askren forcing him to resort to level changing wrestler instincts, which got him killed. Not a fluke, just an easy exploitation of askrens inability to maintain composure without ramming his head into the opponents body.

> coaches
> mattering

I would expect a three piece fan to save thumbnails

oh wow btfo when they show the real doctor he does the impression of. no accent whatsoever

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ATT was the big winner last night. Didn't recognize Askren's corner, I wonder if he was just wrestling and not even bothering with Roufusport

strong hairline my guy. are you greying on the sides?

>tfw you will never be nicknamed machoman

>website wars in 2019
lel c'mon son, reddit is living rent free in your dome piece. I thought Yea Forums was suppose to be the chad board

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He knows he's done and stops, compare that to the dumbfuck of Masvidal

I think the best coaches play a huge role in strategy (including adaptation) and mentality.

Imagine the rush Masvidal felt.

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>conditioner
That's for women

Could you imagine the ufc having a champion with a record of 34-13?

That shit ain’t healthy. Not properly maintaining your hair messes with your five senses of taste, touch, hear, see and smell

Santos 125

is there a chance for Askren to recover from this?

aliens come to earth, explain this picture to them

he looks so concerned about his friend ben's health

The part where he says his dad turned off ace ventura and put in the ufc 1 dvd was the biggest cringe lie

>94084412
>lel c'mon son
don't ever respond to me again

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I once prank called my bully's house. I imagine it to be a similar feeling.

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Yeah slightly. Hopefully it doesn't keep increasing.
Works well for me so I can't complain.

Is that supposed to be bad?

no, you're a fag
got me pretty good tho

Askren objectively wins the rematch

He's a bum.

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goat staredown dont (You) me

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Those are journeyman numbers. Not even one fcs champions have such shit records

It's not good. Khabib is 28-0 and has beaten way better guys than Masvidal.

Conor, Iaquinta, Barboza, RDA, MJ >>>>> Till, Cowboy, Askren

How much drug tests you think wanderlei took in pride for roids?

fucking kek, fixed it for you

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Masvidal is undefeated in the streets.

All memes aside and taking off the nostalgia goggles...

Has the UFC as a whole been a better product than PRIDE? In terms of skill, excitement, roster depth, matchups, etc.

literally no one took tests in pride

wanderlei vs cro cop staredown was better

Cry about it shitskin

We already basically had it happen. Lawler was 25-10 when he won the title. Late career resurgences happen, this aint boxing m8.

I mean but this isn’t boxing where padding is a legit thing and the margin for error is so high in this type of sport.

I’m a rather a little above tier casual to the sport and winning 34 out of 47 IN THIS SPORT seems really fucking hard to achieve

Skill: Yes
Excitement: No
Roster Depth: Yes
Matchups: No

i said dont (You) me

and there are two cro cop wanderlei ones

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Sure and that's one of the great things about this sport. I'm just answering user's question about how the record looks at face value.

10 of the losses were decisions. Of the 3 finishes, 2 were submissions where he didn't tap and went out, and the one "ko" was an insanely bad stoppage, it was like the knockdown he suffered against till but the ref just stopped it immediately. He's never actually been KO'd. I think he has the most MMA fights without being KO'd ever. His record is solid and he's a tough fighter.

kek. ben should get an haircut.

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So what is the UFC doing wrong in your eyes? Or is it unfixable?

Masvidal beat Al who got skullfucked by Cowboy (who also skullfucked Barboza) who got skullfucked by Till

A bunch of split decision loses

masvidal with the long hair is unbeatable

modern day samson

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lol I guess you can argue anything

>Matchups: No
>You now remember when they let Yuji Nagata fight Fedor and Cro Cop who were monsters at the time and immediately retired
It was like if they let Usman beat up CM Punk and still let him fight Masvidal afterwards. Pride had shit tier match making

nice the thing remake you got there

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Too greedy on building markets and protecting their profitable champions. Also the Japanese culture with MMA is irreplaceable

>MJ
>better win than Till Cowboy or Askren

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Also let's be honest some of their biggest stars like Gomi and Kid were cans who got fucking whooped once they left Japan and were no longer protected

patrician reference and first thing i thought of too

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Just a comment ahmed

Which champs have the protected? Jones obviously pretty blatantly but who otherwise? McGregor would not be in hiding if they really did that?

Who are they protecting? I agree peak Japanese MMA culture and reverence was something special to behold.

Faber's mixed race kid is gross.

youtube.com/watch?v=QqsJnHXd_MA

I want tournaments.

Craig could instantly pop every ligament in Rumble's knee from there, he knows it and did the smart thing by tapping. This is an event that is supposed to have 'fun matches', nobody wants to get surgery over it.

How did they protect Jones? He clearly won last night and without using his wrestling at all. It was a boring fight but there's no doubt he won.

Gomi and Kid were legit, they mightve not been the legend epoch status they had built up but they were good, firecrackers, didn’t last long

If faber breeds a nigger is the kid a pygmy?

Bisping

You're right, I'm exaggerating. Speaking of Japan, I really need to see Jiri fight again soon. He's so fun to watch.

mma needs a better amateur / minor league system if it wants to stop murdering all these young prospects by throwing them to the wolves so early

no one likes the padded records and handpicked fights in boxing but they served a purpose

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>Hopefully it doesn't keep increasing.

Bro, my shit got gray FAST. I noticed grays on the sides, Jon Stewart style. Next thing I know, gray is fucking everywhere. I'm just a 30 y/o boomer, it wasn't supposed to be like this.

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Jones, Conor, Khabib, DC, Bisping off the top of my head

pico was never a legit prospect. He was a can all along

Well worst comes to worst I guess that's what dye is for right?

Tournaments are based, never would fly in the current era tho sadly.
1 2 5 Santos. I was more referring to the whole pulsing turinabol nonsense with all his failed piss tests

...

khabib vs poirier gonna do terrible numbers and ufc will let conor do whatever he wants

mma fighters have no longevity at all so thats why they get a titleshot in 2 wins

its retarded because ufc basically has a monopoly on promoting anything but they still cant fabricate superstars for shit

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From a money perspective, you want your stars to stay around for a while. MMA fighters get flushed before anybody can learn their name.

This is gold.

youtube.com/watch?v=B3m_jACJwcc

>mma needs a better amateur / minor league system if it wants to stop murdering all these young prospects by throwing them to the wolves so early
They do its called beating up cans in lesser MMA promotions. Pico is just one of the rare prospects who wanted to fight at the top from the start. Clearly aint working out for him, also he's a chinlet

a dude like sage should be fighting cans in regional promotions for like 15 fights

but there's no money in that for either side so a few fights into a career you get matched up against a dude with 10x your experience

0

Jones didn't use his wrestling because he was worried Santos was going to take his head off.

>not knowing how the ESPN deal works in 2019 + .515

Bisping I agree about, he really should have had to fight Whittaker or Jacare or Yoel. Conor still had to fight an unfavorable match up on short notice in Mendes. How is Khabib protected because he hasn't fought Tony yet? It's not like they haven't tried to make that happen yet, he's been scheduled to fight him 5 times.

Pride didn't run many events and had a smallish core of guys, you gotta throw some easy fights in there when your top fighters are busier than Cerrone

he's alive

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based elpresador I love this guy

Sage will never be a good fighter
I guess, still pretty shitty. I have no interest in watching in a guy like Usman beat up an absolute can like CM Punk

If Tony has been the number 1 contender for years now and he doesn't get to fight for the title... how is it not protecting Khabib? Either cut him if he can't fight or wait to make the fight

nobody wants to watch usman. he would take cm pun kto a decision

Two UFC fights, two major concussions. It's not looking good for Ben. I like him and hope for the best, but I think he's done.

Masvidal
Tyron
Usman
Colby
same night tournament. Pride rules. No Usada.
Find a flaw.

The flaw is that the wrestlers will gas out so they wouldn't be as good the second fight

They have tried literally five times, its not like they dont want it to happen, its just one or the other is always getting injured. The fight will happen eventually.

>and that's a good thing

I think Conor, like many Irishmen, is unironically a good guy when he's not drunk or on coke.

>2 santos

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It could have happened in September but they needed to throw Poirier the shot instead of waiting a month for Tony to recover which is when the Tony Cowboy fight was announced

>I agree peak Japanese MMA culture and reverence was something special to behold.

Rizin can rebuild the whole MMA market in Japan. Meanwhile Bellator and UFC have been neck in neck making great fights and prospects.

Feed Nana.

>r*ddit

honestly after watching Jones last night, how would he do against Stipe?

What happened in the Jones fight

He would have lost if Santos knee didn't fail him

>Rizin can rebuild the whole MMA market in Japan

You forgot about Pancrase and Deep Impact/Jewels.

won in the decision

rip the subs. Fatrick was too spergy and couldn't stop flagging everything

Johnny Walker sleeps last nights Jones

>Thiago's face after hearing AND STILL
;__;

Lmao, at last our guy Robbie got some justice

How do I get a girlfriend guys? After askrens defeat, I've decided I need to take a break from mma for a while, and I need a girlfriend instead. I invested so much into this. How do I get a gf? Is tinder the only way?

>implying that it wasn't God the one to put Masdival knee on Ben's face

Women will only break your heart in the end. We are living in end times, just go trane UFC and prepare for the bombs to start flyying

It's like getting a job it's way easier when you know people who know people

Bellator should take care of that instead of serving as retirement home, or maybe do both idk

Sounds cheesy but trust me you should first work out in yourself, gain confidence, good looks, etc. Then bitches wouldn't be as important to you and once you land one she won't be in complete control of your pathetic will

who's permaheem was worse?

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I already train judo, anything else I should do? Dating apps are cringe

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2019 is the year of brutal heems

he looks retarded

Askren left us the same way he came to us. Exciting, based, and dare I say, redpilled

how did Ben change his glove color mid match

holy shit based Ben

Just for you baby.

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twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/1148096410438512641

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he posted these today. what's his problem?

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any chance you can add Aljo?

>KEEMSTAR
who?

Could that fight literally have gone any better for Masvidal?

He spends the whole time calling Askren a bum who doesn't belong and then heems him stiff in 5 seconds

let him be a heel, ben can take it

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i dont understand how this KO'd him, didnt it land by the armpit?

have you ever been hit in the armpit? it can heem you

Get a 2nd hobby where theres more women in involved, Yoga for example, a lot of bjj guys says it complements well their training but for what I've seen at least its pretty great to drown on in puss

You're looking at the foot, he kneed him in the head

I think the knee got him before the kick hit his armpit.

my bad couldn't tell from that angle

>Mexico
You're drowning in that prepubescent puss down there, I imagine.

Better angle

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what a sport, also trips

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>everyone makes fun of luke getting heemed
>people feel sad about asskrens heem
?????

Askren talks shit in a fun bro way, Rockhold is just an asshole

To be honest would be cool to see a rematch if this keeps going on. Either Ben gets brutally heemed again or gets a semi-redemption arc, both would be fun.

Only because Jorge is acting like this beef is legit posting online tweets. Atleast NFL players have the real CTE rage to murder people with guns.

autist in a chad's body vs assburgers in an assburgers body

Ben Askren riles people up with lighthearted dad jokes. Luke Rockhold is a piece of shit who is too stupid to ever be humbled, despite having the shit kicked out of every fight.

>lol it's fine, I probably deserve it

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This pretty much sums it up. Imagine putting a Yea Forums autist poster into a prime 170lbs MMA body. That's Masvidal.

im more sad about luke, wanted to see him against smif but he looked fucking awful yesterday like he was drunk or something
also wanted to see askren keep memeing but that knee was kino as fuck

LETS GET ROIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT TO THE NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

That would never happen. The MMA community, neckbearded fans included, have a karma fetish and would never give Ben the opportunity because he didn't want to rematch Robbie Lawler.

So it's established that they will NEVER learn, right?
youtu.be/rb8apJjpUYg?t=591

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What's next for Darren Till?

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Honest answer. Darren Till vs Ben Askren.

Winner rematches Masvidal. It's going to be a long time before Usman fights. And I predict he'll act like Mayweather ducking fights forever.

askren, both got flushed like bums

wanker.

>The only way Askren fans get revenge is when Usman chokes out Masvidal in title fight

irony of it all

Holy fucking cringe, you watch, contribute, and get joy out of people getting brain damage. Get off your high horse, we are all sociopath animals. Masvidal is an absolute killer, he's so fucking based. Can't wait until he KOs even more bums.This is the resurrection motherfuckers 305 bitch nigga.

interesting to hear jorge say he saw how eager askren was and decided to use the knee right away

>cringe
>Get off your high horse
>we are all sociopath animals
>Masvidal is an absolute killer, B
>305 bitch nigga
Reddit starter pack: the post.

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Warwick would be a mmMUUuuunnster in bareknuckle, you seen that dude's hands? They're like 2 fucking old steel radiators attached to his arms, just booosgh booosgh, jamie pull up war wick day vis, yea there he is
no joke man

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jones got whooped and lost

lol everyone look at this nerd he actually made this thread hahahahaha bum

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/80535647/#80535647

>Is tinder the only way?
yes

>Ben Askren rematches Masvidal
>"He wont expect the double leg this time"

>implying I've been her since 2017
>implying I'm the only person on the internet to use that picture
I bet you like Nate Diaz too.

peep that filename jit

Ironically the only way to stop the flying knee is to do it yourself. And close the gap so there is no running space for opp.

lmao

Someone should write a fanfic of the rematch with Askren Masvidal. I can see kino in that

>Holy fucking cringe, you watch, contribute, and get joy out of people getting brain damage. Get off your high horse, we are all sociopath animals. Masvidal is an absolute killer, he's so fucking based. Can't wait until he KOs even more bums.This is the resurrection motherfuckers 305 bitch nigga.

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woah he's just like me!

can someone webm this?

streamable.com/up57p

this one is also fun

streamable.com/qghvq

after extensive research and pontrification i have come to the conclusion that Masvidal simply got lucky, and did not deserve the win at all

>liking a spic

based

cool bro

if you really think about it, it was purely luck that made it so Masvidal's coaches trained him to be a better fighter than Askren

With the fall of Ben Askren I now welcome Colby Covington back as our king.

Masvidal tapped

Colby Whovington hasnt fought in a fucking year

Do you mean, Bin Asscan?

Masvidal heems Kamaru Poopsmith

'Trash' Bin Asscan

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Wouldn't it be super weird if somebody jacked off during the fights? Especially the fights with big black male fighters? That would be sooooo weird, like OMG... haahahaha

Wow you're still here seething?

Rim Asscan got permaflushed worse than Till.

Masvidal is on a roll.

Khabib literally hasn’t beaten anyone in the top ten and got his “””title””” vs a 14th ranked semipro

Nu-heem and its bizarre love for a boring cagehugger like askren was weird. Glad Jorge ended that meme in 5 seconds.

Not for lack of trying. As much as I hate Muslims, it wasn't Khabib's fault that Tony and Max pulled out.

So Canor isnt top 10 to you losers now?

Now you can say hello to your new Reddit king and go around on YouTube spamming "3 piece and a soda xD'.

I got it lads

Here's the pic

I have no photoshop skills but here's the pic to use

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was it khabibs fault when khabib pulled out?

which one got flushed worse?

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Get out stoner

Need a shop like this but it needs to include Masvidal hitting the knob.

To answer your question, Rim Asscan's career is literally over now. At least Till is still young.

>in the end, it doesnt even matter

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>1.3 Million views

i-is Masvidal a star?

youtube.com/watch?v=K4Ga4eY5xWA

maybe it should only be fighters who are heemed post-Jessica Eye

That was the funniest heem I've ever seen.

5 seconds bruh lol

post a pic of a better toilet and ill try

Asspeelawl got outclassed by Wonderboy, let's not forget.

Retired businessmen who haven’t had a real fight in three years aren’t ranked

he's gone viral, but not a star.

What an utter brainlet.

Wonderboy outclasses everyone at 170

Yes

what was your IRL reaction to the masvidal heem?

I started kind of screaming and laughing at the same time and clapping

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>I started kind of screaming and laughing at the same time and clapping

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Scratching my head on why Askren ducked for a knee and keking at Masvidal's antics

Oh for sure you werent spamming the left hand meme

Honestly yes

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i missed it because i was reading the /heem/ thread
when i went back to the stream, it was already over

shocked at how much crazier reality is over fiction

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"OH SHIT OH SHIT
BAHAHAHAHA AHhhhhhh" etc
for about 3 minutes

Anyone find it strange that Conor flew across the ocean to defend Artem’s honor for a gentle slap but didn’t show up to support him in the crowning moment of his fight career vs Conor’s own hated rival.

The dolly incident was 100% fake and scripted.

Was watching it alone on the TV and I started giggling to myself

Got shocked and kinda felt sick, reminded me of a KO i saw irl that was so fast everyone just observed it

What's the most based post fight interview of all time? Not including Colby shitting on Brazil

wtf didn't know rose was on the kratom life. fucking based and kratpilled

Balls was hot

I knew it was coming because I saw the new post count jump from 0 to 258 right before the fight started

Chuck Tito 3 was the funniest for me

Jumped up and WOOOOOOO'D like a motherfucker. I bet on Masvidal so I was super juiced.

Yeah, i believe i even saw jorge display Some flying knees on one of the embedded series ep 5 or 6

was hardcore rooting for Ben. I was watching alone in my room and I literally had a flashback to the Lawlor fight and screamed goddamnit in my head. then I was scared for ben and checked his twitter over and over

whos fighting first
colby or usman?

John Lineker being released is a good thing.

I would like to see him fight Gucci.

>colby
Cringe redditer

Coldpee

2.2 million views

youtube.com/watch?v=DbgHJSrUuLI

A flying knee isnt a fluke fatso. Takes serious skill and timing to successfully execute one.

>checked his twitter over and over

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I was expecting an attempt at it and was dumbfounded that askren wasn't.

usman is never fighting again

masvidal tyron
colby usman
winner vs winner

did the same for Namajunes. Also checked Anthony Smith's when Cuckhold lost

Rizin's got a deep roster of little guys and Japan has always warmed up to Brazilians, makes perfect sense

Usman vs Masvidal
Colby vs Robbie

Leads to Masvidal vs Colby. Friend vs Friend.

>Ben's at a club while u sit at home checkin on him
Strange world, ain't it

you know you can just turn on post notifications right

Ben was in the hospital.

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he literally could have died. I know you're a caz and think it's all TV but I don't want to see any fighters, even Masvidal end up dead or retarded

dont have a twitter. besides, I only use it to look at fighters banter

NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

mouth agape silent for about 30 seconds

>Jump and point your knee at opponents head
wow that's really hard to execute

i bet that's not the only thing you had agape

New thread

New thread

Seethe

Hnnnggh