Heem
Your favorite WMMA fighter? No trolling.
Suggested topics of discussion in this thread:
1) Why are whites so frail?
shit edition
>Assbum vs Masvidal.webm
>Throws something at someone you don't like then immediately walks away
Why do betas keep doing this? At least stand your ground and get heem'd like a man
What went wrong?
For me? It's Cynthia Calvillo
Do people unironically believe nunes and cejudo would be remotely close?
>Implying moraes isn't a harder-puncher than nunes
>Implying cejudo isn't faster, technically better with way more test
they were yt
whiteboi won the story
>gif
what century is this?
yes of course she would beat the best small male fighter in the world
the way he throws it is a dead give away too. all wrist flick no arm action, screams beta
The Chris wins the rematch due to being marginally less flushed
Dern will always be my fu and the true p4p undesputed nattygoat queen of /heem/.
I'm getting more and more confident in the comeback. ps. Gadelha is a bum
Rose
Because they have it too easy unironically
>The war has just begun
He lasted longer than askren
Joanna
GDR is literal and unironic free money she's the betting underdog because of low IQ bettors.
Gina Carano is the only correct answer.
Rose is my sad favourite, Nunes is my happy favourite.
Never watched a single second of WMMA for religious reasons. Come at me.
for me it's jorge with the good hair
Someone link me the archived thread from jorge's big moment
>doubting Big Ladd
>How close are they, though?
He's Pettis wrestling coach and has been in his corner for every fight, Hispanic pride though
>they
>M*slim in the Netherlands
makes sense
dana post-fight presser, actually pretty comfy
youtube.com
youtube.com
>luke should retire
>holly should retire
second that
just trolling manlets desu
If you gassed everyone on heem who's autistic (e.g. shitposters, personalities, degenerates, etc.), how many posters would be left? 3? 4?
Imagine having a forehead that big and then still being unintelligent
>Gets flying kneed by Toilet Till
>he thinks Cejudo has more test than Amanda “Horsemeat” Nunes.
white boy gadooshed and flushed. Probably a wrestlefaggot too
and
kek
They had weak chins all along. And after Romero did a number on them, they're permanently flushed.
Heem yourself my guy.
Cavillo and Nunes.
I thought sweden was islamic
Jon ate a headkick from thiago
Jon is unheemable and only soibois will disagree
that one is better
Jon is getting more boring the longer he fights
Does someone possess the webm of Shevchenko after Masvidal killed Ben?
Never watched a single second of any MMA, but post on /heem/ 12-16 hours a day. Your favorite male fighter?
Rockhold looks like he packed on muscle and he still looked the weaker of the two.
is there a more punked moment in mma than Askren getting kneed into another universe?
the only thing that comes close is Gooby ko to Aldo
He just needs a challenge.
Cool thread that gets deleted.
Shookhold has never recovered from having his chin deleted against Bisping. He’s been shit ever since.
based
Like every GOAT. Gotta be conservative to stay on top for a long time.
For sure Masvidal had an extremely entertaining win but for sure Usman will embarrass him because yesterday proved nothing about his wrestling skill. Kinda pissed we didn't actually get to see Masvidal either counter wrestle or get wrestlefucked
Because of parenting, environment, adhd.
Boxfag here, why are all MMA fighters like WWE personalities?
Mackenzie Dern would do better against Masvidal than askren did. You literally can't dispute than.
Gooby getting BTFO by Nate and choked out
nice tatz
retirements to make after 239:
>askren
>jones
>holly
>cockhold
>sanchez
>melendez
sure
habeeb
Maia held him down lol. Usman is going to rape him
He was ashamed of his persiflage, his boasting, his pretensions of courage and boringness; he was sorry about his one dimensional style, his dispassion, his inability to express what he now believed was the case- that he truly regretted signing for UFC, that he missed the bush leagues as much as anybody and wished his heem hadn't been necessary. Even as he circulated ESPN studio he knew that the smiles disappeared when he passed by. He received so many menacing tweets that he could read them without any reaction except curiosity. He kept to his hospital room all day, flipping over playing cards, looking at his destiny in every King and Jack. Jorge Masvidal came up from Strikeforce at 10 P.M. on the 7th. He had no grand scheme. No strategy. No agreement with higher authorities. Nothing but a vague longing for a heeming, and a generalized wish for revenge against Ben Askren. Jorge Masvidal would be ordered to serve a life sentence in the Florida Penitentiary for second degree murder. Over seven thousand signatures would eventually be gathered in a petition asking for Masvidal's release, and in 2019, President Trump would pardon the man. There would be no eulogies for Ben, no photographs of his body would be sold in UFC Official Store, no people would crowd the streets in the rain to see his funeral cortege, no biographies would be written about him, no children named after him, no one would ever pay 80$ to stand in the rooms his PPVs were playing. The knee would heem, and casuals would scream, but Ben Askren would only lay on the floor and look at the ceiling, the light going out of his eyes before he could find the right words... Boom roasted.
Why is Adesanya such an n-word?
You can see it against Maia he's good but he won't stop Usman unless he pulls off that knee again. He'll be motivated so I doubt he just sits back and let's himself lose a decision like he's done in the past.
Shevchenko is great athlete and very feminine physically and spiritually, she is my fav.
Reminder that drug testing ruins MMA.
Anybody not saying Juju is a degenerate
>Jon gets baited by DC to heavyweight
>Jon beats DC
>Jon now has to face Ngannou
>Jon gets deleted
Is this the true master plan from DC?
Unironically
crack the coconut
he finna git 50 44d luke
that was a war for 1.5 rounds it was not that bad
Masvidal even pulled a Karolina leaning like a qt in cage before that knee,it was fucking embarassing
Brad vs Chad
>h-he makes memes now, my man makes memes!
Ok ok, now that dust had settled.. I get it. Jones should have done more in the fight, he didn't do much offensively but here is my question: Is Jones unheemable? He got hit with some huge fucking shot and not even a single wobble from him. What the fuck? Can jones get hurt?
The only time we saw him affected by strikes was in against Gus but he's conditioning was shit in that fight
Yadong yadongs cejudo
why are Greece and Finland always here? obviously they're proxies so the real question is why is Spammy always here? does he seriously have no legs?
reminder that the fat guy who always gets to ask the first question at press conferences scored jones-santos 50-45 in favor of jones.
thoughts?
>Why doesn't he just run and throw a flying knee at him straight away
>Why doesn't he just lunge across the cage at him to knock him out
Best defense in MMA. No one can really touch him significantly if he is on his game
Everyone is heemable, but Jones rarely gets hit so his chin hasn't been getting chipped away.
we will never know sadly
schmo kills him in the 1st
>Shevchenko is great athlete
sure
>and very feminine physically
Scevchenko is jaaaaacked and in no way feminine even dressed with makeup
accurate. unironically.
I think Santos got Rd 1,but none after that.
I love Luke, the only guy who rated Masvidal now he's everyone's favourite fighter suddenly
>watched jorge get the same ko she did to evil eye on the audience
kino
Hate this guy so fucking much. His going after Bobby is so cringe because Bobby hasn't said or done anything to warrant it. Adesanya just coming across as a faggot chimp while Bobbert just laughs at him
he only got hit flush once or twice you chimpy half breed
*gallops towards you*
Lmao
askren fans be like
sehr schon mein mann. ish sehen ender isch
Why do you make this post everyday?
>she just keeps going
My guess is they were picking on him, he finally "fought back", retreated into the vicinity of the teacher whose presence he thought would deter retaliation and now understands the error of his judgement.
hes no one's favorite fighter u sickly cunt. he beat up a can and will get destroyed by usman or rda or colby. ur not cool cuz u like a mediocre shitter and picked him over the most overrated specialist in ufc history
have sex you faggot
Askren was CM Punk-esque in his footwork Joe
Is that Rob Gronkowski?
Surprised more people haven’t exploited Jon’s chicken legs he leaves on a platter, that and him ducking circling left with his head sticking out only a feint hand protecting him, multiple times last night he walked straight back doing that too getting clocked and chased down, a longer and crisper striker could really exploit that, especially if they’re willing to risk an elbow to control his wrists, yank him forward and bop him in the face.
Who won the story of this fight, unironically?
even when he gets hit he's usually moving away or out of range
he's fought very tentatively against guys with big power like Rampage and Santos, but like he said post fight he still thought he was winning on the feet
had thiago not hurt his leg and it got worse for jon he could have gone to his grappling
yeah
show me the last time I made that post you schizo.
kek ya this is a possibility. I've also dealt with kids in school like that, but they were the ones that started it. There was no bullying involved.
KYS you brown faggot
REMINDER USMAN IS DODGING COLBY
Askren wins the rematch
>nigger being a nigger
is normal
Off the juice, yes.
in many ways askren won the story of the fight
robbie
Weidman is planning to go to 205 also. I think he might do better than Luke.
colby ducked woodly to get a nosejob so he has to earn a title shot again
Calm down, schitzy
fuck, marry, kill
nah, he is definitely getting under bobbert's skin
let's hope whittaker doesn't do anything stupid
Luke is brown? That explains everything kek
Antonina won the shopping story
>When you watch the history teacher who's been trying to fight you die
it's a shame the masvidal fight is overshadowing the luke flushing
cant complain about a glut of heems though
Daily reminder that Nunes entire title run and claim to be a goat is against strikers and rhonda trying to be a boxer.
She literally could have the same fights in BKFC.
Dern will literally unironically beat Nunes relatively easy. Get that roided bum to the ground and its all over. And Dern hits harder than a lot of the cans Nunes fought imo.
screenshot this.
tyquil ducked colby everytime faking an injury, much like marty snoozeman is
look at the fucking state of joe
jessica andrade has a son why isn't she considered the first mom champ
did colby fake getting a nosejob? really making me thonk here
He's marketing the fight because Robert does fuck all.
Askren won the story, the battle, the war
All masvidal could win was an early stoppage tko scored by corrupt judges
Askren wins against masvidal 10/10 times
Good time to be a ben-bro
>being on here so much you start confusing everyone's posts
finna be a yikaroo from me hombre
Weidman can wrestle and actually knows how to use his hands so I think he will beat a few guys then get permaheemed by Jones
Have sex
this but unironically
Dern is a can
I want to suck Mackenzie Dern's breast milk and then use it as lube while we fuck
In many ways, Luke won the story of the fight, by virtue of not being the story of the card.
colby was offered and accepted a fight against tycoon all but once when the ufcs doctors didnt clear him, schaub confirmed this
Why has there been no new mma video game in ages /heem/? Granted they've all been shit. I think a more arcadey one would be fun.
Sublime advice coming from a Yea Forums wizard
go to a ufc gym instead
Who can beat her?
male UFC fighters are starting to act like retarded niggers, it's embarrassing
Incel
Same thing when Rousey was huge. Cazzies thought she could beat Floyd
Thicc Dern Heems Asscream
we gotta hand it to askren.. both of his UFC fights were absolute shitshows that created a shit ton of discussion and buzz
he's actually a based retard
but did schuab contirm that jamal was asian?
>ok, dana. bye.
*hungs up*
>kamarudeen, my son. Askren is dead.
*sighs in relief*
>but now you have to smell masvidals crotch...
Rockhold got CTE'd and Weidman got USADA'd
>*Funks himself to death in your path*
they're not, it's just that because you don't follow MMA all you hear about is the personalities
It'd be like me saying why are all Boxers obsessed with Money because I saw Mayweather
Nunes
takes one to know one, of course
>Dern will never facesit you with her pregnant ass
What race is abdulasleaze?
Whittaker is a chubby welterweight.
Israel is a lanky lightheavyweight.
Guess how this one is going to go.
>Khabib appears
>crickets
>Cowboy appears and smiles at the camera
>crowd goes apeshit
Khabib will NEVER get over. It's funny how he has 15m insta followers. Yeah right you dickhead. Totally not bots. doesnt matter that someone actually popular with casual crowd only has 1m.
at this point I just want a boring wrestlefuck
hope the ufc gives him a can next
Chat shit get banged
snitch
Adesanya is getting TKO'd
none...the perfect example of how Islam muttifies/destroys entire races/cultures.
Who hurt you?
Y..You guys better not be posting memes! >:(
Muzzies dont go to ufc events
who has the pico knee heem
He had septum surgery or some shit
With bobby ending his bum fucking life
Askren chatted next to no shit compared to Masvidal, and Masvidal lied about their "off camera confrontations."
George is a thug who's good at fighting, he doesn't understand his own motivation.
he legit has 15m fans but they are all from the north caucasus, central asia and the middle east
and for me? that's beautiful
already planned my trip to abu dhabi :)
I doubt it. But telling that you need to pull out the "goat" of wmma to even have a competitve fight against Dern.
your mom when she rode my dick like a wild stallion. nearly snapped it in half
White Americans
Who can beat him?
i like whittaker but i think the injuries have taken their toll
could see izzy piecing him up
Askren flew to London to call people out and start shit with the entire division, ended up getting banged.
pizzy is a chinlet
Isn't Dern the cheating cow who came in half a ton overweight to shore a fight up?
she had a 2 pound weight advantage on fightnight
he's too scrawny needs to get on the horsemeat and fight 205
Jawmawl was an ASIAN B. I mean wader we evun duin heur? Leave it to 2019 to name Asians Jawmawl. Really makes you have a thawlt about teh state of things b. That's why I use CBD owil. That owil is a M-M-MUNSTER B. I'm talking Francis ganogu levels of munster b.
Sandroodypoo
is the Edmond redemption arc starting now?
imagine if he memed another champ into existence
Maybe Ngannou. Maybe
Conor is so, so, so flushed.
the kid is unironically quite good
If Whittaker can beat cutbabby Yoelito than he can beat this pointfighting faggot. Just take him down and hit him a load of smacks.
Askren will unironically win the redemption comeback story
It's tawlf b. Just imagine all the Gassy Pregnant Dern farts we'll never get to smell b.
remember when mark henry was a good coach? me neither
>it's called a rock back
I facefucked your mom last night
She was going like GLUG GLARGH AGHL GLAG GLAGH SHLUCK GLARGH GLUGH GLARGH GLARGH GLARGH GLARGH GLARGH GLARH
i haven't seen his show but why would it be weird to a have an asian jamal?? its a arabic name.
Revved losers
Does anyone here actually, unironically, literally really thinks Askren doesn't win the rematch?
in hindsight, looking back, now that the dust has settled
did alvarez purposely lose that fight? LW Conor has been confirmed to be a bum so how could he win so easily?
based
He has never had his chin damaged and he doesn't cut much weight so you can't really concuss him easily. It's almost impossible to land a flush punch on him too
HEH MOOMEN
Askren would have won If he didn't go to kod im 5 seconds
>JAMAL WAS ASIAN THE WHOLE TIME B
I dont think he wins the rematch but I think he won last night
Dern doesn't fart. She's to pure for that.
He's been exposed as a hyper chinlet unfortunately. Went out in the first seconds of both his fights in the UFC so far.
George and Dana probably won't let the rematch happen.
Dern fucks niggers
gain any twitter followers recently mr. winner? face it you're mentally ill and unloved
Alverez was a fucking bum who had no right being the champion
They're not bots, just dirty Arabs. I remember seeing loads of murals of him popping up on Facebook in places like Turkey the day after he beat Conor. The Muslim world has rallied behind him because he's the biggest individual representer of Islam on the world stage now.
2 agree if him doodn't got to kod im 5 seconds he win
eddy was and still is shit, he got flushed by some Singaporean farmer
anyone else want Dern to breastfeed them and then give her a milky kiss?
>plural
alvarez is a bum but LW conor is a hyperbum, I still believe he took a fall
Name a more /ourguy/ than dillon in the game currently.
Dillon is such a complex character, redditors and casuals will never understand him.
conor has 1 loss at LW, he BTFOS absolutely everyone in the division except for Khabib
/heem/ what is your go-to meal for takeout
im hungry
there's not a single fighter in the LW top 10 that cannor beats
except himself
This one is kinda cringe
that one is based
Dillon is a worse meme than Toilet Till.
Imagine just laying in bed for hours with a titty in your mouth and getting bopping some dernmilk.
I'm thinking Dern has a suprising amount of milk.
if he was still hungry i'd say yeah but his head isn't in fighting
we whiskey moguls now
Dern sleeps in a bed made completely out of nigger dicks, her breasts don't produce milk they shoot out miniature nigger dicks, she gave birth to a nigger dick
based and dillonpilled
For sure Conor didn't put Poirier to sleep in 2 minutes the last time they met
It looks like she had a baby and lost weight. Thats rare
The fat bitch puts away enough food for it.
would be the GOAT timeline if dustin flushes khabib and then conor reflushes dustin
and khabib fades away into obscurity
Where were you when this faggot cucked you out of a fight?
irrelevant you utter twerp
Mckenzey "negroid penises" dern
anglophone mma fans are universally low iq brutes.
Schaubs jokes were awful in his special. You retards spamming them “ironically” here doesn’t make you any better. Hurrr b-b-but jamal
Post a screencap
I'm not Luke that's the other guy, you big mad huh?
He 100% unironically lost both the fight and the story
he is so much more based with the long hair
reminds me of the dude in that Domino movie with kiera knightley
yeah she had not gotten mommied out.
She seems to imply on her instagram that she's already training again.
imagine masvidal vs conor
imagine masvidal starching conor and following up with nasty shots giving him even more CTE
to me? that seems beautiful
>current year
>still believing Connor was ever a top 10 fighter
This is likely spot on.
Your girlfriend is your hand
shut up Luke
>S-SAVE ME DC
>I NEED TO GET THE HECK OUTTA THIS DIVISION!!
Pathetic
The worst thing I heard Askren say is just calling Jorge out on his attitude. Meanwhile Jorge talks about him like he fucking killed his family or some shit. What a weird fucking build up that was.
Based.
this looks like masdival had a hidden foreign object that he hit askren with. you can see before he starts, he has it behind his back. probably a small hammer or lead weight. nevada commission's investigating according to chael.
actually I have a beautiful girlfriend and I just cummed inside of her raw, shit was so cash!
prime poirier starches conor inside 1
Imagine thinking Masvidal can beat anyone who sits back and counters instead of just engaging him in a sloppy brawl.
askren was acting like he was bigger than ufc
jorge is every instigator in a worldstar video ever but with 50 professional fights and refined skills
I see it. It's a tiny taser in his right hand. Jolts him right in the neck then proceeds to gnp.
'To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of women. This is the best in life'?
Yeah but notice the tiny tazor in asgren's hand when he goes down, it was a taze-off
now that wrestling in MMA has been officially countered, will the NCAA all american meme finally die?
What body type is this?
sorry but Gooby is way better
you sound mad as fuck bro! have some pussy!
This dude literally feels no fear or pressure, he's what people pretend Jones is. Someone told me to "go to the gym" to achieve that lmao, what a dumb boomer
what is he thinking at this moment
is he pure reptilian brain?
Its a normal fucking body you retard
god I want shoulders like this
His nickname Gamebred is not a gimmick.
It's just true, watch all his losses.
Anyone who loses to Nate Diaz can't be taken seriously.
I bet he'll enjoy his jail time before he probably gets killed in a gang related crime.
The thing about cawlmadey is sometimes you gotta take two steps backwards to take one step forward. I love Jawmawl b, but he's an Asian? Hey look I'm not racist, but watur we evun duin b? You gotta ask the crowd because we all gotta figure this out together b. That's what cawlmadey is all about.
Haha alri Luke?
Khabib looking stylish these days
Masvidal is the most frustrating fighter ever. He will be a beast of a fighter for a couple fights and then will revert back to getting split decisioned a load of times before his heem energy is recharged again
He's trying to sucker ben into being relaxed and coming foward. He steps a bit to the side and realized ben is gonna bite the bate and then executes the heem.
bro's... I just remember that time masvidal knocked out askren STIFF within 2 seconds, followed up with 2 bombs, then mocked him while askren was exhibiting the fencing response
holy fuckin BASED
*raises paw* waderwedooin ere owo
he has like 15 losses lol shut up idiot
I think you'd be surprised. Big Mac Dern is known to be a fart machine. It helps her submit opponents.
you now remember wondershit making masvibum look like an absolute joke
Peach of a calmedic point b
Who wins?
Ray vs askren
not just mocked but extended disrespectful barrage with reenactment pantomime
absolutely
based
You think cawlmadey is a joke b?
Imagine giving up your front row seats at the fight to go to Dave and fucking Busters to throw a 42 hit combo
you have 15 fathers.
English is not my first language. What is a gamebred? a type of raptor?
Do you guys think Dern or Veronica Macedo would be more into having some milky fun?
Ray would get him b
Ray was winning until he lost, and he definitely won the story of that fight.
You're in the club with your girlfriend and this man starts sprinting at you full speed. What do you do?
It's if you bring the fight straight to him or not, Till and Cerrone did that and paid the price for it. They can make him the most entertaining fighter if they give him the best matchups, Perry and RDA would be pure spice. Edwards or Tyron can probably steal a split decision and show he hasn't really changed
BTFO
This image shows how psychopathic Jorge is. He's slamming a man's head in and looks totally calm, bored even.
youre very annoying bro! just stfu my dude
Remember when Masvidal was choked out from judo?
better then having none latchkey kiddo u unloved faggot jajajajajajaja ur own parents despise ur autism lmao
also masvidal is garbage and would never b ur friend stop whiteknighting him lmao u obsessed virgin homo
I demand this faggot gets tested for absolutely everything, he could've killed my boy.
sprint at him and drop kick him to counter the knee
Let him /heem/ me for that sweet court claim money
Alri calm down Luke ya big poof lmao
Ask him why he's mad and win the story, the battle, the war and the rematch
I'm thinking Veronica's milk tastes better
Go for a double leg takedown a meter away from him.
It means he's bred to be a fighter. Like a game dog (fighting dog). I'm not saying it means he's the Goat but he's a real fighter that comes from backyard fighting. He's not soft like askren.
Khabib is gonna beat Poirier and then Tony too. And for me, that's a good thing and it's beautiful.
Why are people of color so easily offended?
>fake
I legitimately believed that Masvidal would have an easy time beating breaskren, didn't know quite how easy it would be lol
this poster is so fucking embarrassing lads. You just know he is a cazzie who has just discovered masvidal 2 months ago
Is Luke really back or is it just the sperg obsessing again?
Light heavyweight division is literally starved for talent
hes shit lol almost an artem tier record. ur gay ass is obsessed with him lmao and hed see u as another askren LMAO
use my girlfriend as cover
I believed jamal was asian
it is what it is
Brehs
I have a very funny video involving a baby chimp and a juvenile lion in my possession. But it's not funny without the audio.
Why did Herr Luke leave heemcord? I miss him la
have you seen all the white fragility on Yea Forums?
Thiago would've beat him if he didn't snap his knee on the first round, even one of the judges gave him the victory.
I discovered your mom 2 months ago.
Yo mama finna bounce on dis dik lmao
should i make more of these
ur a homosexual so dont u mean his da
My mother HATES slavs lol
yes
Yeah
This looks like a renaissance painting. Beautiful
yes
Imagine thinking the Masvidal hype train isn't derailed yet again by a wrestlefucker when he goes up against Kamarudeen "Punches Feet" Nbathu Gugu Ngubusman
who's jamal?
Chael is based as it gets
Sht up u faggit-azz krakkka
B&
glad to have you back Calendar. the place hasn't been the same without you.
Luke can you just answer if it's really you please brother.
He tried to warn us
I invented toilet Till
nobody knows who his dad is.
the excuses will be different cause of the blacpoltion .
what do you consider the best cardio for mma?
>twitter.com
His opinion doesn't matter
Is askrens wife gonna put him in the "box" ?
And by box i mean chastity belt.
Yoooooooooooooo fr yall krakkkazzzz b trippin fr fr
Triathlon training look at the diaz bros cardio
why are american crackers so ugly?
future Bogs
mixed with negroid
Im pretty sure Masvidal just put Askren in the box.
And by box i mean coffin
are they related?
brrrrat brrrrrat
definitely wouldnt mind seeing her creamy white pussy worked by some hung brothas, if you catch my drift
in many ways, askren won this narrative.
Interesting...
Hi Dana
>“They were super necessary,” Jorge Masvidal said with a smile on his face. “The referee hadn’t pulled me off yet, and my job is to hit somebody until the referee pulls me off. So to those people, I would say maybe don’t watch MMA. Go back to soccer.”
How based can one man be?
u know ur dad then mate? u ever gonna confront him about not giving a shit about you?
Thinking of rocking the Masvidal long haircut, should I go for it, bros?
WHEN I SAY "KRAKKKA" YALL SAY "SORRY"
KRAKKKA
it's hilarious for real
anyone know a good site I can easily post videos?
ur bald already so hows that gonna work
streamable
N
Is she going to leave him now that he's been cucked by Masvidal? Absolutely. Look what happened to Schaub when he got heemed by Travis Browne.
SEETHING hairlet
Add to this with spicy gadooshes.
>this kills Kebab
Yt
okay brehs I just uploaded the chimp and lion video... be prepared to laugh your ass off: streamable.com
thanks
post your hair then pussy
Do the one of mas planking kek
lion wins the rematch
go for it
That left arm is looking saggy
absolutely based
kek that actually was pretty good. say Dutchbro, is Holland as bad as Sweden yet with the Muzzies fucking all your beautiful women?
I can't see how he can ever make love to her after getting heemed that bad.
you know that nigger cant fight
that nigger cant even wipe
his own ass, literally
bodybuilders of that size have shit sticks to reach around to their ass
yeah
it is
next
Kek, thanks for sharing. How is it you have a chimp and a fucking lion?
Post your parlay for the Sacramento card
who's luke?
The thing I hate about this sport is that people are too stupid to realise that Masvidal is a scumbag and Askren is a nice guy playing a scumbag.
WMMA milkers rating
1. Macedo
2. Dern
3. Zingano
4. PVZ
5. Meisha
6. Titiana
7. JJ Aldrich
8. Randa Markos
9. Joanna
10. Felicia Spencer
Macedo or Tatiana probably have the most suckable ones. Dark Hispanic nipples mmmm
BRAP BRAP
Germaine de Randamie vs. Aspen Ladd
Urijah Faber vs. Ricky Simon
Josh Emmett vs. Mirsad Bektic
Beneil Dariush vs. Drakkar Klose
Karl Roberson vs. Wellington Turman
Marvin Vettori vs. Cezar Ferreira
some fag in the closet who would be honored to tongue Masvidal's hairy gooch. he's genuinely autistic.
haven't thought to much about it. But bektic and Simon is probably free money.
fake tits by default cannot be rated
That's some good hair
Schitzy’s wet nightmare. Fucking jobless loser never shuts up about him or the spammer
no homo but great fillers my man.
>whatchu thinkin about
>i dunno, flying knees n stuff
Do you know who Emmett is?
You’re such a fucking loser
das not u but i bet u look similar and suck dick reel gud
meisha fake melons should be higher
1. Gina
90001. Everyone else
I struggle to follow all these "personalities" here. Especially now that there is a discord.
relax Abdul it's a fair question
probably better resized
Gayrero and Trauco is shit, shit.
Someone european midtable wants a great leftback that can play in the middle or even center forward that can't score? That your guys.
He looks so horny. He knows he's about to slaugther bum ben.
her sister is hotter
>N-no Dana why do I hef to fight heem
>Dana... pls...
ur such a flaming cocksucker luke. bet lookin at his body puts you in bitch heat
he looks like a young fidel castro. he's dreamy.
idk who these hues are but they would probably do better against Masvidal than askren
You need to get some actual friends, schitzy. That’s hard considering how much of an autistic fucking loser you are but I’m sure there’s some furrycons you can visit
Which is worse, getting KO'd by Jeremy Stephens or Darren Elkins?
Luke was some discord guy who posted here sometimes and was a bit of a bellend. He left the discord and made his twitter private so I seriously doubt he even still posts here but he upset someone so now he gets mentioned every thread regardless.
Ill help you, every single personality and post about them is one demented legless bastard
Elkins and it's not even close
>Carano's tits>shit>>>>>>your list
yikes, these two have dinosaur feet.
So did the Dern spammer kill himself?
It's been a few years now since I've seen any obnoxious Dernposting.
I hope he has finally found peace.
settle down Abdul don't attempt to behead anybody
No but he is retiring on Aug 6.
oh fur sure b
Schitzy gets triggered everytime a brit posts, he was in the discord at one point and just spergs out about luke every thread
hehhe the baby chimp slapped the lion..
gdr
simon
emmett
dariush
turman
vettori
Nothing dries a vagina faster than getting your ass kicked
Schitzy spergout incoming
There hasn't been a Dern fight since last year and she had a career threatening pregnancy.
That might have something to do with it.
GDR
Simon
Bektic
Dariush
Roberson
Ferreira
Truer words never spoken
But life is unfair and masvidal won the fight
guys
HEEM day was based
Lmao
Actually there is
You undressing
Stephens is the Ngannou of 145
Kek
GDR
Simon
Bektic
Dariush
Roberson
Ferreira
forgotpic
If that was a tiger the chimp would've suffered a painful death, lions are so much more based
god you are such a fucking gimp luke
I'M NOT LUKE I CAN'T STAND MASVIDAL LEAVE ME ALONE
Luke y u leave heemcord?
Stfu Luke.
one more run at the thread, hermano
Wait. Is Luke Dernposter?
I just got a bit stressed being a janny, I rushed into employment too quickly I needed more time off.
And what about the race of the baby's father?
Could that be a factor?
Randamie
Simon
Emmett
Klose
Turman
Vettori
>rushed into employment
aren't you like 30?
If you were in Ben's position how would you avoid Masvidal's strike?
It seemed like the ultimate attack. Far too fast to avoid and far too strong to defend against.
Aspen Ladd
Urijah Faber
Mirsad Bektic
Drakkar Klose
Wellington Turman
Cezar Ferreira
what does Aspen Ladds butt smell like?
I would just jump and double leg him in the air
I doubt it
What kind of fucking degenerate has SCAT saved on their computer!?
cazzie
22 and it wasn't a nice job and I wasn't getting paid or respected.
who doesnt
Anyone have webms of masvidal v till? I wasnt on Yea Forums that night. The flying dick kick, masdival almost heemd, masvidal combos and winning. Anything appreciated
You’re such a fucking loser, schitzy
How would Masvidaldo against prime Bob Sapp?
dude there is literally scat in your butt right now just chill
Luke why do you like Masvidal so much when he's the type of cunt that bullied you in your school days?
Don't put a fatwa on my head abdul
Why don't you get a real job
gdr
simon
emmett
klose
turman
vettori
>luke
>ortega
>spammy
>coral
>dern poster
>dereck
>twitchy
I need a detailed explanation
>gdr
yikes
You don’t even have a job, schitzy
most of them are the same person
terrible thread all around btw guys we can do better
Probably just schitzys disintegrated personalities fucking loser needs some attention somewhere
Ladd lost to bum canvillo.
She's getting slept by granma de randleman
GDR is the closest thing to free money. If she loses I'll never take picks again. Trust me that means I'm confident.
Askren wins the rematch
Prove me wrong
>you won't get to comfort ladd after she gets sheemed by GDR
Shut the fuck up, schitzy you loser
that was 5 years ago retard
Kys, Luke
I'm not even confident she'd beat Calvillo in an open weight rematch. GDR by TKO.
>jones
I'd say jones is pretty legit. Got his toe nearly torn off and just giggled about it
facts doesn't care about your feelings
Shut the fuck up, schitzy, you obsessed loser
Damn, I can't...
How would the Heem 1 card look like?
yeah that dudes just a DCuck
okay buddeh
We've got Dana White Contender, ONE, Bellator, and UFC this week but it's largely garbage filler
for sure bro Michael Johnson is better than Tony Ferguson to this day
aspen ladd headlined card?
im thinking based?
redpipped?
just bleed?
guaranteed spicy heem?
violence?
death?
thawlts?
me literally killing all of you faggots
luke u no u cant put scat janny on ur cv ri mate
finnish manlet in ONE
>redpipped?
What a munster
Are you saying he won the fight until he years later somehow lost?
she doesn't have to get on a plane and leave her dogs or the woods, and she's in california where they have the weight check rules so she should at least be at her best for whatever that's worth
Apparently masvidal is out for 1 week with a bruised knee
I'm saying 5 years for a developing fighter is significant in skill development, you twat
Yeah she's an underdog because the uniformed are looking at her record like that. She's infinitely better a striker, and all around athlete. Holly and Raquel would flush Aspen.
lit ladd
bim getting flipped
ricky semen dripping on fibby
guys i literally can't stop thinking about milkers someone recommend me some hot milky porn
Did Dern ever lose a fight?
All three of her losses are to current champs
one sec let me look it up on sherdog
>because the uniformed
Lol fucking retard
Hook me up with some emojis senpai. I'll pay you in Schrute bucks or Stanley nickels.
>Milker fetish
Very milkpilled my man
It's just a typo. Your hateful response is unhealthy.
>muh striking
Shots after the bell are a beast my guy
>muh athlete
Is this fighting or shot put?
>Holly and Raquel would flush Aspen.
oh for sure
>this dork thinking ladd wins
lol
Dern would flush both ladd and granma
Damn she's really hot. How long until she does porn?
>getting angry at one another over WMMA hypotheticals
This place really is full of virgins.
Your brain damage is unhealthier
theres an unused heem in the catalog
see yall there
I think it’s my turn to make the thread
oh for sure my guy
*stays in thread*
You don't know me, you don't know anything about me
It would distract my from my training
Lol no Jones clearly is emotional and a bit spoilt. The idea that he has no feelings and is some physcopath is just DC cucks making themselves feel better
Abloo boo
please seek out a qualified therapist
He was always shit.
...
Based and litigiouspilled