Heem

they were yt

whiteboi won the story

>gif
what century is this?

yes of course she would beat the best small male fighter in the world

the way he throws it is a dead give away too. all wrist flick no arm action, screams beta

The Chris wins the rematch due to being marginally less flushed

Dern will always be my fu and the true p4p undesputed nattygoat queen of /heem/.
I'm getting more and more confident in the comeback. ps. Gadelha is a bum

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Rose

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Because they have it too easy unironically

>The war has just begun

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He lasted longer than askren

Joanna

GDR is literal and unironic free money she's the betting underdog because of low IQ bettors.

Gina Carano is the only correct answer.

Rose is my sad favourite, Nunes is my happy favourite.

Never watched a single second of WMMA for religious reasons. Come at me.

for me it's jorge with the good hair

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Someone link me the archived thread from jorge's big moment

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>doubting Big Ladd

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>How close are they, though?
He's Pettis wrestling coach and has been in his corner for every fight, Hispanic pride though

>they

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>M*slim in the Netherlands

makes sense

dana post-fight presser, actually pretty comfy

youtube.com/watch?v=V8maNJAWXek
youtube.com/watch?v=V8maNJAWXek

>luke should retire
>holly should retire

second that

just trolling manlets desu

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If you gassed everyone on heem who's autistic (e.g. shitposters, personalities, degenerates, etc.), how many posters would be left? 3? 4?

Imagine having a forehead that big and then still being unintelligent

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/94037886

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>Gets flying kneed by Toilet Till

>he thinks Cejudo has more test than Amanda “Horsemeat” Nunes.

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white boy gadooshed and flushed. Probably a wrestlefaggot too

and

kek

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They had weak chins all along. And after Romero did a number on them, they're permanently flushed.

Heem yourself my guy.

Cavillo and Nunes.

I thought sweden was islamic

Jon ate a headkick from thiago

Jon is unheemable and only soibois will disagree

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that one is better

Jon is getting more boring the longer he fights

Does someone possess the webm of Shevchenko after Masvidal killed Ben?

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Never watched a single second of any MMA, but post on /heem/ 12-16 hours a day. Your favorite male fighter?

Rockhold looks like he packed on muscle and he still looked the weaker of the two.

is there a more punked moment in mma than Askren getting kneed into another universe?

the only thing that comes close is Gooby ko to Aldo

He just needs a challenge.

Cool thread that gets deleted.

Shookhold has never recovered from having his chin deleted against Bisping. He’s been shit ever since.

based

Like every GOAT. Gotta be conservative to stay on top for a long time.

For sure Masvidal had an extremely entertaining win but for sure Usman will embarrass him because yesterday proved nothing about his wrestling skill. Kinda pissed we didn't actually get to see Masvidal either counter wrestle or get wrestlefucked

Because of parenting, environment, adhd.

Boxfag here, why are all MMA fighters like WWE personalities?

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Mackenzie Dern would do better against Masvidal than askren did. You literally can't dispute than.

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Gooby getting BTFO by Nate and choked out

nice tatz

retirements to make after 239:
>askren
>jones
>holly
>cockhold
>sanchez
>melendez

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sure
habeeb

Maia held him down lol. Usman is going to rape him

He was ashamed of his persiflage, his boasting, his pretensions of courage and boringness; he was sorry about his one dimensional style, his dispassion, his inability to express what he now believed was the case- that he truly regretted signing for UFC, that he missed the bush leagues as much as anybody and wished his heem hadn't been necessary. Even as he circulated ESPN studio he knew that the smiles disappeared when he passed by. He received so many menacing tweets that he could read them without any reaction except curiosity. He kept to his hospital room all day, flipping over playing cards, looking at his destiny in every King and Jack. Jorge Masvidal came up from Strikeforce at 10 P.M. on the 7th. He had no grand scheme. No strategy. No agreement with higher authorities. Nothing but a vague longing for a heeming, and a generalized wish for revenge against Ben Askren. Jorge Masvidal would be ordered to serve a life sentence in the Florida Penitentiary for second degree murder. Over seven thousand signatures would eventually be gathered in a petition asking for Masvidal's release, and in 2019, President Trump would pardon the man. There would be no eulogies for Ben, no photographs of his body would be sold in UFC Official Store, no people would crowd the streets in the rain to see his funeral cortege, no biographies would be written about him, no children named after him, no one would ever pay 80$ to stand in the rooms his PPVs were playing. The knee would heem, and casuals would scream, but Ben Askren would only lay on the floor and look at the ceiling, the light going out of his eyes before he could find the right words... Boom roasted.

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Why is Adesanya such an n-word?

youtu.be/1dvQAL38FkE

You can see it against Maia he's good but he won't stop Usman unless he pulls off that knee again. He'll be motivated so I doubt he just sits back and let's himself lose a decision like he's done in the past.

Shevchenko is great athlete and very feminine physically and spiritually, she is my fav.

Reminder that drug testing ruins MMA.

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Anybody not saying Juju is a degenerate

>Jon gets baited by DC to heavyweight
>Jon beats DC
>Jon now has to face Ngannou
>Jon gets deleted
Is this the true master plan from DC?

Unironically

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crack the coconut

he finna git 50 44d luke

that was a war for 1.5 rounds it was not that bad

Masvidal even pulled a Karolina leaning like a qt in cage before that knee,it was fucking embarassing

Brad vs Chad

>h-he makes memes now, my man makes memes!

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Ok ok, now that dust had settled.. I get it. Jones should have done more in the fight, he didn't do much offensively but here is my question: Is Jones unheemable? He got hit with some huge fucking shot and not even a single wobble from him. What the fuck? Can jones get hurt?

The only time we saw him affected by strikes was in against Gus but he's conditioning was shit in that fight

Yadong yadongs cejudo

why are Greece and Finland always here? obviously they're proxies so the real question is why is Spammy always here? does he seriously have no legs?

reminder that the fat guy who always gets to ask the first question at press conferences scored jones-santos 50-45 in favor of jones.

thoughts?

>Why doesn't he just run and throw a flying knee at him straight away
>Why doesn't he just lunge across the cage at him to knock him out

Best defense in MMA. No one can really touch him significantly if he is on his game

Everyone is heemable, but Jones rarely gets hit so his chin hasn't been getting chipped away.

we will never know sadly

schmo kills him in the 1st

>Shevchenko is great athlete
sure
>and very feminine physically
Scevchenko is jaaaaacked and in no way feminine even dressed with makeup

accurate. unironically.

I think Santos got Rd 1,but none after that.

I love Luke, the only guy who rated Masvidal now he's everyone's favourite fighter suddenly

>watched jorge get the same ko she did to evil eye on the audience
kino

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Hate this guy so fucking much. His going after Bobby is so cringe because Bobby hasn't said or done anything to warrant it. Adesanya just coming across as a faggot chimp while Bobbert just laughs at him

he only got hit flush once or twice you chimpy half breed

*gallops towards you*

Lmao

askren fans be like

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sehr schon mein mann. ish sehen ender isch

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Why do you make this post everyday?

>she just keeps going

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My guess is they were picking on him, he finally "fought back", retreated into the vicinity of the teacher whose presence he thought would deter retaliation and now understands the error of his judgement.

hes no one's favorite fighter u sickly cunt. he beat up a can and will get destroyed by usman or rda or colby. ur not cool cuz u like a mediocre shitter and picked him over the most overrated specialist in ufc history

have sex you faggot

Askren was CM Punk-esque in his footwork Joe

Is that Rob Gronkowski?

Surprised more people haven’t exploited Jon’s chicken legs he leaves on a platter, that and him ducking circling left with his head sticking out only a feint hand protecting him, multiple times last night he walked straight back doing that too getting clocked and chased down, a longer and crisper striker could really exploit that, especially if they’re willing to risk an elbow to control his wrists, yank him forward and bop him in the face.

Who won the story of this fight, unironically?

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even when he gets hit he's usually moving away or out of range

he's fought very tentatively against guys with big power like Rampage and Santos, but like he said post fight he still thought he was winning on the feet

had thiago not hurt his leg and it got worse for jon he could have gone to his grappling

yeah

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show me the last time I made that post you schizo.

kek ya this is a possibility. I've also dealt with kids in school like that, but they were the ones that started it. There was no bullying involved.

KYS you brown faggot

REMINDER USMAN IS DODGING COLBY

Askren wins the rematch

>nigger being a nigger
is normal

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Off the juice, yes.

in many ways askren won the story of the fight

robbie

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Weidman is planning to go to 205 also. I think he might do better than Luke.

colby ducked woodly to get a nosejob so he has to earn a title shot again

Calm down, schitzy

fuck, marry, kill

nah, he is definitely getting under bobbert's skin

let's hope whittaker doesn't do anything stupid

Luke is brown? That explains everything kek

Antonina won the shopping story

>When you watch the history teacher who's been trying to fight you die

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it's a shame the masvidal fight is overshadowing the luke flushing

cant complain about a glut of heems though

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Daily reminder that Nunes entire title run and claim to be a goat is against strikers and rhonda trying to be a boxer.
She literally could have the same fights in BKFC.
Dern will literally unironically beat Nunes relatively easy. Get that roided bum to the ground and its all over. And Dern hits harder than a lot of the cans Nunes fought imo.
screenshot this.

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tyquil ducked colby everytime faking an injury, much like marty snoozeman is

look at the fucking state of joe

jessica andrade has a son why isn't she considered the first mom champ

did colby fake getting a nosejob? really making me thonk here

He's marketing the fight because Robert does fuck all.

Askren won the story, the battle, the war
All masvidal could win was an early stoppage tko scored by corrupt judges
Askren wins against masvidal 10/10 times
Good time to be a ben-bro

>being on here so much you start confusing everyone's posts
finna be a yikaroo from me hombre

Weidman can wrestle and actually knows how to use his hands so I think he will beat a few guys then get permaheemed by Jones

Have sex

this but unironically

Dern is a can

I want to suck Mackenzie Dern's breast milk and then use it as lube while we fuck

In many ways, Luke won the story of the fight, by virtue of not being the story of the card.

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colby was offered and accepted a fight against tycoon all but once when the ufcs doctors didnt clear him, schaub confirmed this

Why has there been no new mma video game in ages /heem/? Granted they've all been shit. I think a more arcadey one would be fun.

Sublime advice coming from a Yea Forums wizard

go to a ufc gym instead

Who can beat her?

male UFC fighters are starting to act like retarded niggers, it's embarrassing

Incel

Same thing when Rousey was huge. Cazzies thought she could beat Floyd

Thicc Dern Heems Asscream

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we gotta hand it to askren.. both of his UFC fights were absolute shitshows that created a shit ton of discussion and buzz

he's actually a based retard

but did schuab contirm that jamal was asian?

>ok, dana. bye.
*hungs up*
>kamarudeen, my son. Askren is dead.
*sighs in relief*
>but now you have to smell masvidals crotch...

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Rockhold got CTE'd and Weidman got USADA'd

>*Funks himself to death in your path*

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they're not, it's just that because you don't follow MMA all you hear about is the personalities
It'd be like me saying why are all Boxers obsessed with Money because I saw Mayweather

Nunes

takes one to know one, of course

>Dern will never facesit you with her pregnant ass

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What race is abdulasleaze?

Whittaker is a chubby welterweight.

Israel is a lanky lightheavyweight.

Guess how this one is going to go.

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>Khabib appears
>crickets
>Cowboy appears and smiles at the camera
>crowd goes apeshit
Khabib will NEVER get over. It's funny how he has 15m insta followers. Yeah right you dickhead. Totally not bots. doesnt matter that someone actually popular with casual crowd only has 1m.

at this point I just want a boring wrestlefuck

hope the ufc gives him a can next

Chat shit get banged

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snitch

Adesanya is getting TKO'd

none...the perfect example of how Islam muttifies/destroys entire races/cultures.

Who hurt you?

Y..You guys better not be posting memes! >:(

Muzzies dont go to ufc events

who has the pico knee heem

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He had septum surgery or some shit

With bobby ending his bum fucking life

Askren chatted next to no shit compared to Masvidal, and Masvidal lied about their "off camera confrontations."

George is a thug who's good at fighting, he doesn't understand his own motivation.

he legit has 15m fans but they are all from the north caucasus, central asia and the middle east
and for me? that's beautiful

already planned my trip to abu dhabi :)

I doubt it. But telling that you need to pull out the "goat" of wmma to even have a competitve fight against Dern.

your mom when she rode my dick like a wild stallion. nearly snapped it in half

White Americans

Who can beat him?

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i like whittaker but i think the injuries have taken their toll

could see izzy piecing him up

Askren flew to London to call people out and start shit with the entire division, ended up getting banged.

pizzy is a chinlet

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Isn't Dern the cheating cow who came in half a ton overweight to shore a fight up?

she had a 2 pound weight advantage on fightnight

he's too scrawny needs to get on the horsemeat and fight 205

Jawmawl was an ASIAN B. I mean wader we evun duin heur? Leave it to 2019 to name Asians Jawmawl. Really makes you have a thawlt about teh state of things b. That's why I use CBD owil. That owil is a M-M-MUNSTER B. I'm talking Francis ganogu levels of munster b.

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Sandroodypoo

is the Edmond redemption arc starting now?

imagine if he memed another champ into existence

Maybe Ngannou. Maybe

Conor is so, so, so flushed.

the kid is unironically quite good

If Whittaker can beat cutbabby Yoelito than he can beat this pointfighting faggot. Just take him down and hit him a load of smacks.

Askren will unironically win the redemption comeback story

It's tawlf b. Just imagine all the Gassy Pregnant Dern farts we'll never get to smell b.

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remember when mark henry was a good coach? me neither

>it's called a rock back

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I facefucked your mom last night
She was going like GLUG GLARGH AGHL GLAG GLAGH SHLUCK GLARGH GLUGH GLARGH GLARGH GLARGH GLARGH GLARGH GLARH

i haven't seen his show but why would it be weird to a have an asian jamal?? its a arabic name.

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Revved losers

Does anyone here actually, unironically, literally really thinks Askren doesn't win the rematch?

in hindsight, looking back, now that the dust has settled

did alvarez purposely lose that fight? LW Conor has been confirmed to be a bum so how could he win so easily?

based

He has never had his chin damaged and he doesn't cut much weight so you can't really concuss him easily. It's almost impossible to land a flush punch on him too

HEH MOOMEN

Askren would have won If he didn't go to kod im 5 seconds

>JAMAL WAS ASIAN THE WHOLE TIME B

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I dont think he wins the rematch but I think he won last night

Dern doesn't fart. She's to pure for that.

He's been exposed as a hyper chinlet unfortunately. Went out in the first seconds of both his fights in the UFC so far.

George and Dana probably won't let the rematch happen.

Dern fucks niggers

gain any twitter followers recently mr. winner? face it you're mentally ill and unloved

Alverez was a fucking bum who had no right being the champion

They're not bots, just dirty Arabs. I remember seeing loads of murals of him popping up on Facebook in places like Turkey the day after he beat Conor. The Muslim world has rallied behind him because he's the biggest individual representer of Islam on the world stage now.

2 agree if him doodn't got to kod im 5 seconds he win

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eddy was and still is shit, he got flushed by some Singaporean farmer

anyone else want Dern to breastfeed them and then give her a milky kiss?

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>plural

alvarez is a bum but LW conor is a hyperbum, I still believe he took a fall

Name a more /ourguy/ than dillon in the game currently.
Dillon is such a complex character, redditors and casuals will never understand him.

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conor has 1 loss at LW, he BTFOS absolutely everyone in the division except for Khabib

/heem/ what is your go-to meal for takeout

im hungry

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there's not a single fighter in the LW top 10 that cannor beats
except himself

This one is kinda cringe
that one is based

Dillon is a worse meme than Toilet Till.

Imagine just laying in bed for hours with a titty in your mouth and getting bopping some dernmilk.
I'm thinking Dern has a suprising amount of milk.

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if he was still hungry i'd say yeah but his head isn't in fighting

we whiskey moguls now

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Dern sleeps in a bed made completely out of nigger dicks, her breasts don't produce milk they shoot out miniature nigger dicks, she gave birth to a nigger dick

based and dillonpilled

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For sure Conor didn't put Poirier to sleep in 2 minutes the last time they met

It looks like she had a baby and lost weight. Thats rare

twitter.com/ChaelSonnen/status/1147727431689625600

The fat bitch puts away enough food for it.

would be the GOAT timeline if dustin flushes khabib and then conor reflushes dustin

and khabib fades away into obscurity

Where were you when this faggot cucked you out of a fight?

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irrelevant you utter twerp

Mckenzey "negroid penises" dern

anglophone mma fans are universally low iq brutes.

Schaubs jokes were awful in his special. You retards spamming them “ironically” here doesn’t make you any better. Hurrr b-b-but jamal

Post a screencap

I'm not Luke that's the other guy, you big mad huh?

He 100% unironically lost both the fight and the story

he is so much more based with the long hair

reminds me of the dude in that Domino movie with kiera knightley

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yeah she had not gotten mommied out.
She seems to imply on her instagram that she's already training again.

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imagine masvidal vs conor
imagine masvidal starching conor and following up with nasty shots giving him even more CTE

to me? that seems beautiful

>current year
>still believing Connor was ever a top 10 fighter

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This is likely spot on.

Your girlfriend is your hand

shut up Luke

>S-SAVE ME DC
>I NEED TO GET THE HECK OUTTA THIS DIVISION!!
Pathetic

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The worst thing I heard Askren say is just calling Jorge out on his attitude. Meanwhile Jorge talks about him like he fucking killed his family or some shit. What a weird fucking build up that was.

Based.

this looks like masdival had a hidden foreign object that he hit askren with. you can see before he starts, he has it behind his back. probably a small hammer or lead weight. nevada commission's investigating according to chael.

actually I have a beautiful girlfriend and I just cummed inside of her raw, shit was so cash!
prime poirier starches conor inside 1

Imagine thinking Masvidal can beat anyone who sits back and counters instead of just engaging him in a sloppy brawl.

askren was acting like he was bigger than ufc

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jorge is every instigator in a worldstar video ever but with 50 professional fights and refined skills

I see it. It's a tiny taser in his right hand. Jolts him right in the neck then proceeds to gnp.

'To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of women. This is the best in life'?

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Yeah but notice the tiny tazor in asgren's hand when he goes down, it was a taze-off

now that wrestling in MMA has been officially countered, will the NCAA all american meme finally die?

What body type is this?

sorry but Gooby is way better

you sound mad as fuck bro! have some pussy!

This dude literally feels no fear or pressure, he's what people pretend Jones is. Someone told me to "go to the gym" to achieve that lmao, what a dumb boomer

what is he thinking at this moment

is he pure reptilian brain?

Its a normal fucking body you retard

god I want shoulders like this

His nickname Gamebred is not a gimmick.

It's just true, watch all his losses.

Anyone who loses to Nate Diaz can't be taken seriously.

I bet he'll enjoy his jail time before he probably gets killed in a gang related crime.

The thing about cawlmadey is sometimes you gotta take two steps backwards to take one step forward. I love Jawmawl b, but he's an Asian? Hey look I'm not racist, but watur we evun duin b? You gotta ask the crowd because we all gotta figure this out together b. That's what cawlmadey is all about.

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Haha alri Luke?

Khabib looking stylish these days

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Masvidal is the most frustrating fighter ever. He will be a beast of a fighter for a couple fights and then will revert back to getting split decisioned a load of times before his heem energy is recharged again

He's trying to sucker ben into being relaxed and coming foward. He steps a bit to the side and realized ben is gonna bite the bate and then executes the heem.

bro's... I just remember that time masvidal knocked out askren STIFF within 2 seconds, followed up with 2 bombs, then mocked him while askren was exhibiting the fencing response

holy fuckin BASED

*raises paw* waderwedooin ere owo

he has like 15 losses lol shut up idiot

I think you'd be surprised. Big Mac Dern is known to be a fart machine. It helps her submit opponents.

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you now remember wondershit making masvibum look like an absolute joke

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Peach of a calmedic point b

Who wins?
Ray vs askren

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not just mocked but extended disrespectful barrage with reenactment pantomime

absolutely
based

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You think cawlmadey is a joke b?

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Imagine giving up your front row seats at the fight to go to Dave and fucking Busters to throw a 42 hit combo

you have 15 fathers.

English is not my first language. What is a gamebred? a type of raptor?

Do you guys think Dern or Veronica Macedo would be more into having some milky fun?

Ray would get him b

Ray was winning until he lost, and he definitely won the story of that fight.

You're in the club with your girlfriend and this man starts sprinting at you full speed. What do you do?

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It's if you bring the fight straight to him or not, Till and Cerrone did that and paid the price for it. They can make him the most entertaining fighter if they give him the best matchups, Perry and RDA would be pure spice. Edwards or Tyron can probably steal a split decision and show he hasn't really changed

BTFO

This image shows how psychopathic Jorge is. He's slamming a man's head in and looks totally calm, bored even.

youre very annoying bro! just stfu my dude

Remember when Masvidal was choked out from judo?

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better then having none latchkey kiddo u unloved faggot jajajajajajaja ur own parents despise ur autism lmao

also masvidal is garbage and would never b ur friend stop whiteknighting him lmao u obsessed virgin homo

I demand this faggot gets tested for absolutely everything, he could've killed my boy.

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sprint at him and drop kick him to counter the knee

Let him /heem/ me for that sweet court claim money

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Alri calm down Luke ya big poof lmao

Ask him why he's mad and win the story, the battle, the war and the rematch

I'm thinking Veronica's milk tastes better

Go for a double leg takedown a meter away from him.

It means he's bred to be a fighter. Like a game dog (fighting dog). I'm not saying it means he's the Goat but he's a real fighter that comes from backyard fighting. He's not soft like askren.

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Khabib is gonna beat Poirier and then Tony too. And for me, that's a good thing and it's beautiful.

Why are people of color so easily offended?

>fake

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I legitimately believed that Masvidal would have an easy time beating breaskren, didn't know quite how easy it would be lol

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this poster is so fucking embarrassing lads. You just know he is a cazzie who has just discovered masvidal 2 months ago

Is Luke really back or is it just the sperg obsessing again?

Light heavyweight division is literally starved for talent

hes shit lol almost an artem tier record. ur gay ass is obsessed with him lmao and hed see u as another askren LMAO

use my girlfriend as cover

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I believed jamal was asian

it is what it is

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Brehs
I have a very funny video involving a baby chimp and a juvenile lion in my possession. But it's not funny without the audio.

Why did Herr Luke leave heemcord? I miss him la

have you seen all the white fragility on Yea Forums?

Thiago would've beat him if he didn't snap his knee on the first round, even one of the judges gave him the victory.

I discovered your mom 2 months ago.

Yo mama finna bounce on dis dik lmao

should i make more of these

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ur a homosexual so dont u mean his da

My mother HATES slavs lol

yes

Yeah

This looks like a renaissance painting. Beautiful

yes

Imagine thinking the Masvidal hype train isn't derailed yet again by a wrestlefucker when he goes up against Kamarudeen "Punches Feet" Nbathu Gugu Ngubusman

who's jamal?

Chael is based as it gets

Sht up u faggit-azz krakkka

B&

glad to have you back Calendar. the place hasn't been the same without you.

Luke can you just answer if it's really you please brother.

He tried to warn us

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I invented toilet Till

nobody knows who his dad is.

the excuses will be different cause of the blacpoltion .

what do you consider the best cardio for mma?

>twitter.com/ChaelSonnen/status/1147727431689625600

His opinion doesn't matter

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Is askrens wife gonna put him in the "box" ?
And by box i mean chastity belt.

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Yoooooooooooooo fr yall krakkkazzzz b trippin fr fr

Triathlon training look at the diaz bros cardio

why are american crackers so ugly?

future Bogs

mixed with negroid

Im pretty sure Masvidal just put Askren in the box.
And by box i mean coffin

are they related?

brrrrat brrrrrat

definitely wouldnt mind seeing her creamy white pussy worked by some hung brothas, if you catch my drift

in many ways, askren won this narrative.

Interesting...

Hi Dana

>“They were super necessary,” Jorge Masvidal said with a smile on his face. “The referee hadn’t pulled me off yet, and my job is to hit somebody until the referee pulls me off. So to those people, I would say maybe don’t watch MMA. Go back to soccer.”

How based can one man be?

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u know ur dad then mate? u ever gonna confront him about not giving a shit about you?

Thinking of rocking the Masvidal long haircut, should I go for it, bros?

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WHEN I SAY "KRAKKKA" YALL SAY "SORRY"

KRAKKKA

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it's hilarious for real
anyone know a good site I can easily post videos?

ur bald already so hows that gonna work

streamable

N

Is she going to leave him now that he's been cucked by Masvidal? Absolutely. Look what happened to Schaub when he got heemed by Travis Browne.

SEETHING hairlet

Add to this with spicy gadooshes.

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>this kills Kebab

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Yt

okay brehs I just uploaded the chimp and lion video... be prepared to laugh your ass off: streamable.com/lmxch
thanks

post your hair then pussy

Do the one of mas planking kek

lion wins the rematch

go for it

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That left arm is looking saggy

absolutely based

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kek that actually was pretty good. say Dutchbro, is Holland as bad as Sweden yet with the Muzzies fucking all your beautiful women?

I can't see how he can ever make love to her after getting heemed that bad.

you know that nigger cant fight

that nigger cant even wipe
his own ass, literally

bodybuilders of that size have shit sticks to reach around to their ass

yeah
it is
next

Kek, thanks for sharing. How is it you have a chimp and a fucking lion?

Post your parlay for the Sacramento card

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who's luke?

The thing I hate about this sport is that people are too stupid to realise that Masvidal is a scumbag and Askren is a nice guy playing a scumbag.

WMMA milkers rating

1. Macedo
2. Dern
3. Zingano
4. PVZ
5. Meisha
6. Titiana
7. JJ Aldrich
8. Randa Markos
9. Joanna
10. Felicia Spencer

Macedo or Tatiana probably have the most suckable ones. Dark Hispanic nipples mmmm

BRAP BRAP

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Germaine de Randamie vs. Aspen Ladd
Urijah Faber vs. Ricky Simon
Josh Emmett vs. Mirsad Bektic
Beneil Dariush vs. Drakkar Klose
Karl Roberson vs. Wellington Turman
Marvin Vettori vs. Cezar Ferreira

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some fag in the closet who would be honored to tongue Masvidal's hairy gooch. he's genuinely autistic.

haven't thought to much about it. But bektic and Simon is probably free money.

fake tits by default cannot be rated

That's some good hair

Schitzy’s wet nightmare. Fucking jobless loser never shuts up about him or the spammer

no homo but great fillers my man.

>whatchu thinkin about
>i dunno, flying knees n stuff

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Do you know who Emmett is?

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You’re such a fucking loser

das not u but i bet u look similar and suck dick reel gud

meisha fake melons should be higher

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1. Gina

90001. Everyone else

I struggle to follow all these "personalities" here. Especially now that there is a discord.

relax Abdul it's a fair question

probably better resized

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Gayrero and Trauco is shit, shit.

Someone european midtable wants a great leftback that can play in the middle or even center forward that can't score? That your guys.

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He looks so horny. He knows he's about to slaugther bum ben.

her sister is hotter

>N-no Dana why do I hef to fight heem
>Dana... pls...

ur such a flaming cocksucker luke. bet lookin at his body puts you in bitch heat

he looks like a young fidel castro. he's dreamy.

idk who these hues are but they would probably do better against Masvidal than askren

You need to get some actual friends, schitzy. That’s hard considering how much of an autistic fucking loser you are but I’m sure there’s some furrycons you can visit

Which is worse, getting KO'd by Jeremy Stephens or Darren Elkins?

Luke was some discord guy who posted here sometimes and was a bit of a bellend. He left the discord and made his twitter private so I seriously doubt he even still posts here but he upset someone so now he gets mentioned every thread regardless.

Ill help you, every single personality and post about them is one demented legless bastard

Elkins and it's not even close

>Carano's tits>shit>>>>>>your list

yikes, these two have dinosaur feet.

So did the Dern spammer kill himself?
It's been a few years now since I've seen any obnoxious Dernposting.
I hope he has finally found peace.

settle down Abdul don't attempt to behead anybody

No but he is retiring on Aug 6.

oh fur sure b

Schitzy gets triggered everytime a brit posts, he was in the discord at one point and just spergs out about luke every thread

hehhe the baby chimp slapped the lion..

gdr
simon
emmett
dariush
turman
vettori

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Nothing dries a vagina faster than getting your ass kicked

Schitzy spergout incoming

There hasn't been a Dern fight since last year and she had a career threatening pregnancy.
That might have something to do with it.

GDR
Simon
Bektic
Dariush
Roberson
Ferreira

Truer words never spoken

But life is unfair and masvidal won the fight

guys
HEEM day was based

Lmao

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Actually there is

You undressing

Stephens is the Ngannou of 145

Kek

GDR
Simon
Bektic
Dariush
Roberson
Ferreira
forgotpic

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If that was a tiger the chimp would've suffered a painful death, lions are so much more based

god you are such a fucking gimp luke

I'M NOT LUKE I CAN'T STAND MASVIDAL LEAVE ME ALONE

Luke y u leave heemcord?

Stfu Luke.

one more run at the thread, hermano

Wait. Is Luke Dernposter?

I just got a bit stressed being a janny, I rushed into employment too quickly I needed more time off.

And what about the race of the baby's father?
Could that be a factor?

Randamie
Simon
Emmett
Klose
Turman
Vettori

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>rushed into employment
aren't you like 30?

If you were in Ben's position how would you avoid Masvidal's strike?
It seemed like the ultimate attack. Far too fast to avoid and far too strong to defend against.

Aspen Ladd
Urijah Faber
Mirsad Bektic
Drakkar Klose
Wellington Turman
Cezar Ferreira

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what does Aspen Ladds butt smell like?

I would just jump and double leg him in the air

I doubt it

What kind of fucking degenerate has SCAT saved on their computer!?

cazzie

22 and it wasn't a nice job and I wasn't getting paid or respected.

who doesnt

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Anyone have webms of masvidal v till? I wasnt on Yea Forums that night. The flying dick kick, masdival almost heemd, masvidal combos and winning. Anything appreciated

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You’re such a fucking loser, schitzy

How would Masvidaldo against prime Bob Sapp?

dude there is literally scat in your butt right now just chill

Luke why do you like Masvidal so much when he's the type of cunt that bullied you in your school days?

Don't put a fatwa on my head abdul
Why don't you get a real job

gdr
simon
emmett
klose
turman
vettori

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>luke
>ortega
>spammy
>coral
>dern poster
>dereck
>twitchy
I need a detailed explanation

>gdr
yikes

You don’t even have a job, schitzy

most of them are the same person
terrible thread all around btw guys we can do better

Probably just schitzys disintegrated personalities fucking loser needs some attention somewhere

Ladd lost to bum canvillo.
She's getting slept by granma de randleman

GDR is the closest thing to free money. If she loses I'll never take picks again. Trust me that means I'm confident.

Askren wins the rematch
Prove me wrong

>you won't get to comfort ladd after she gets sheemed by GDR

Shut the fuck up, schitzy you loser

that was 5 years ago retard

Kys, Luke

I'm not even confident she'd beat Calvillo in an open weight rematch. GDR by TKO.

>jones

I'd say jones is pretty legit. Got his toe nearly torn off and just giggled about it

facts doesn't care about your feelings

Shut the fuck up, schitzy, you obsessed loser

Damn, I can't...

How would the Heem 1 card look like?

yeah that dudes just a DCuck

okay buddeh

We've got Dana White Contender, ONE, Bellator, and UFC this week but it's largely garbage filler

for sure bro Michael Johnson is better than Tony Ferguson to this day

aspen ladd headlined card?
im thinking based?
redpipped?
just bleed?
guaranteed spicy heem?
violence?
death?
thawlts?

me literally killing all of you faggots

luke u no u cant put scat janny on ur cv ri mate

finnish manlet in ONE

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>redpipped?

What a munster

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Are you saying he won the fight until he years later somehow lost?

she doesn't have to get on a plane and leave her dogs or the woods, and she's in california where they have the weight check rules so she should at least be at her best for whatever that's worth

Apparently masvidal is out for 1 week with a bruised knee

I'm saying 5 years for a developing fighter is significant in skill development, you twat

Yeah she's an underdog because the uniformed are looking at her record like that. She's infinitely better a striker, and all around athlete. Holly and Raquel would flush Aspen.

lit ladd
bim getting flipped
ricky semen dripping on fibby

guys i literally can't stop thinking about milkers someone recommend me some hot milky porn

Did Dern ever lose a fight?

All three of her losses are to current champs

one sec let me look it up on sherdog

>because the uniformed
Lol fucking retard

Hook me up with some emojis senpai. I'll pay you in Schrute bucks or Stanley nickels.

>Milker fetish
Very milkpilled my man

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It's just a typo. Your hateful response is unhealthy.

>muh striking
Shots after the bell are a beast my guy

>muh athlete
Is this fighting or shot put?

>Holly and Raquel would flush Aspen.
oh for sure

>this dork thinking ladd wins
lol

Dern would flush both ladd and granma

Damn she's really hot. How long until she does porn?

>getting angry at one another over WMMA hypotheticals
This place really is full of virgins.

Your brain damage is unhealthier

theres an unused heem in the catalog
see yall there

I think it’s my turn to make the thread

oh for sure my guy

*stays in thread*

You don't know me, you don't know anything about me
It would distract my from my training

Lol no Jones clearly is emotional and a bit spoilt. The idea that he has no feelings and is some physcopath is just DC cucks making themselves feel better

Abloo boo

please seek out a qualified therapist

He was always shit.

...

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Based and litigiouspilled