/hoc/

ruutu*

Business idea: hockey, but with anime

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Unfortunately no

No he still has his Finnish citizenship. Why would you think otherwise?

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Get your shit together, user.

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/hoc/ decides what I get for diner.

>Fried Chicken
>Steak
>Ribs and a Leg
>General Tao

Seems a little big user
Make it smaller

Steak.

repeating digits say steak and potatoes

subway

business idea: lolis but in my bedroom

forgot to eat again for a day and a half. Grandma made me eat a chicken burger before she let me leave home

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A fever dream I had

hello /hoc/ we meet again

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kraft dinner and some keilbasa

yuma poster is based and by based I mean a cringe cocksucking faggot

Subway is completely fucking disgusting.

I guess I don't have a choice now.

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If repeating digits listerine

Yuma user needs to stop being a faggot or I will have no choice but to kick the Yotes out of the snowbelt

xD

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i saw a coyote the other night. we made eye contact and then he turned and walked into the night.

why do pics of yuma trigger everyone? it's just a town in arizona. calm down lol.

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What cut?
>TOP SIRLOIN
>NEW YORK STRIPLOIN
>RIB STEAK
>PRIME RIB
>FILET MIGNON

Strip you mong

Whichever one you're most likely to choke on.

Taking a dump

Ribeye

I hope you enjoy it!

Yeah, I'm thinking a strip too tbf

rib

Yuma is a shithole full of mexicans and trailer trash

*calls you a faggot and a retard during a beer league game*

What are you sipping tonight lads?
For me it's a whisky/ginger beer

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thinking about the show Supermarket Sweep, lads

Hello what is up

Honestly, I find Sweden's posts less entertaining than any of /hoc/'s imaginary friends.

how do you cope with being ugly

Thinking about masturbating in my car again

real chads just embrace their masculinity

OwO *is impressed*

can someone offersheet marner already so the leafs can use the picks to trade for a 1D or top 6 winger please

Wasn't planning on drinking. I've been thinking about red wine a lot lately for some reason

just be yourself

Business idea: when one of your players gets offer sheeted, you get the corresponding pick for the following draft of whatever team he's on at the trade deadline

the only team with enough capspace is basically the snes and melnyk isnt going to spend that kind of dosh

Just be yourself ;^)

*offersheets /hoc/ (you)'s and food coupons for the restaurant of their choice*

Water, soda, chocolate milk etc. are drinks too tbf. One doesn't have to drink alcohol.

Never been into wine myself tbf. What got you thinking about it?

*signs for a double mozza burger, rings, large root beer*

It’ll be gay and you’ll like it

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I should probably figure out how to filter flags.

>yfw the nuckies healthy might have a semblance of depth this year

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>shithole
wrong
>mexicans
true but they make good food
>trailer trash
also true

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>yfw best in the west
>yfw last of the undefeated
>yfw ANOTHER WINNIPEG BLUE BOMBERS ---> 1ST! DOWN!

>6 gorillion dollar man

>divegrass thread thats stickied filled with monkey hues posting CP

holy yikes

would be the perfect offseason if benning somehow offloaded that

>eriksson + beagle + sutter
>6m + 4.375m + 3m
holy yikes jimbo

i think beagle can be pretty good, but definitely not the right fit

My favorite hockey player?
It's Brandi from Storage Wars

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Barry is hella based

milk

i also havent actually heard much news about goldobin recently. i think he would prefer to play in the nhl over the khl but i dont know if the team wants him.

he's been recently disappointing, virtanen on the other hand could actually put together a decent season if he learns to hit the net

The redemption arc is going to be in full swing next season.

vancouver canucks more like retarded faggots

Excuse me but hockey is for everyone.

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would you rather have a goldobin type player with some talent but minimal effort, or a schaller type player with minimal talent but a lot of effort?

really want to wake up but dont want too

probably the latter if he can't slot himself into a top 6 role and it's doubtful he does that now without injuries

Despite what (((they))) tell you hockey is in fact NOT for everyone

still in bed under the covers posting on my phone
hard as diamonds

Watching Monster Jam currently, lads

Prove it

Watching Space Jam currently, lads

>I've been thinking about red wine a lot lately for some reason
It's fun, but dangerous. At first it's like beer. It doesn't taste bad, but isn't sweet enough for you to just guzzle it back. However, once you've got a good buzz, it starts tasting pretty damn good. You gotta be careful at that point. It's twice as strong as any drink that tastes good on its own. My friend underestimated it, and he ended up pissing all over his bathroom floor, and passing out on the toilet.

Just visited hfboards for the first time in a while. God I do not miss that place one bit.

Business idea: hockey space jam

pitch me a director and lead actor

Quentin Tarantino
PK Subban

Michale Bay and Bulju

David Lynch
Erik Gudbranson

Martin Scorsese
Marlon Brando as Phil Kessel

sofia coppola
hilary knight

Denis Villeneuve
Lehner

Worst poster on /hoc/ tbf

Who will play him in his inevitable biopic?

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this is a thinking man's answer

He plays himself and its about his redemption arch that happens IRL

What am I having for dinner? (Has to be fast food)

Whatever happened to bean man

GOBA LIBË :DDDDDDDDD

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Deez nuts

get gagan on the phone

what is a arch

repeating digits say one single DQ blizzard

Mario Lemieux was almost in a Loonie Tunes sports movie before Space Jam was a thing iirc.

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what i did to ur mom

Burger King Double Stacker with chicken fries.

I miss Burger King

he's enjoying his vaycay

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>$0($0)

Netflix should do a documentary about bulju

it should have bulju and beanman

is laine ok? he hasnt played fortnite much recently.

Business Idea: Independent /hoc/ documentary on Bulju following his rise from Finland to Edmonton and his impact on our internet community. Premiers at Cannes in 2022

Everyone's just over here shitposting and then there's this one faggot trying to make friends.

he's in a tennis tournament with Barkov

rude, i just want some cute guys to talk too :(

How do you think St. Louis fans feel about David Backes not being able to lift the cup?

I would imagine it’s kind of shitty. He was a model player for them for many many years and had to leave. Once he does leave he ends up playing the Blues for the cup and losing.
Gotta be pretty fucking shitty if I may say so

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We only accept BIG TITTIED women, GIANT ASSED women, and SKINNY traps here, son.
Get your faggot ass out of here, high testosterone only in /hoc/

Tongue

Waiting for me steak

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Burgers are great, fries are ass.

Gas station sushi

Based or cringe?

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Pittsburgh Penguins Mario, Jagr and Stevens. Did a picture of one of the triplets benefit from the other two ??? Marion's return of cancer after survival, staggering. Like Saku.

New York Rangers aaah, one of the best, Brian Leetch, Beukeboom, Very mesmerized Messier (no appreciation at least, deliberately trying to hurt when I was outrageous) MIke Richter. One of the toughest, if not many, years of wasting money on scandalous salaries and so on even Toronto.

Philadelphia Flyers I like, Broad Street Bullies

Anaheim Ducks Selenie and Kariya's picture when dear ones meet ...

Calgary Flames The finest jersey in the series, Fleury; contrary to all the laws, the little man put the lad in a bundle and throws it into the nest. Tapparan top 3 best confirmation.

Buffalo Sabers Too dumb, I like a crowd when Teppo is twisted there.
In the past, I did not hesitate to do so earlier, especially when the CairoPeca and Hasek tried to comb ..... and almost succeeded in the Stars finals

New York Islanders Molar's 100-year contract, one achievement too. I do not pay attention to the payoff when I wasn't really in the game "okay"

New Jersey Devils Personality as good as evil, Brodeur, Gilmour, Shanahan + shoulder pads, Stevens .. (one of the most controversial players still) Fully indifferent to opponents (though bothering much less people than people), mowed especially the game players on the laser and probably laughed after the item was taken big doors. Well the post is said to have played the allowed game what was in the NHL, though it was at the borders. However, do you not want to stop anyone's career in any headdress?
That's a pile that has once stopped the career of the item, but they are mostly idiots. Stevens no.

St. Louis Blues no
Columbus Blue Jackets Keklu Master, Bringing Tappara to School.

Washington Capitals Night. Russian and Swedish dominate what other than bullshit. Two men and a cup

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It would have been one thing if they had traded him away when he really would have liked to stay. But he did leave as a free agent, on his own terms.
He got dabbed on by the cosmos

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Nice

Based and Redpilled

How do you know

I go to Dick's for dinner every time I'm in Seattle.

i love titties

Why is it even a question? You know the answer is Taco Bell.

having an argument in ylilauta

thinking about Boys Club
youtu.be/aKpSSl2Ouqo

Let me suck your nipples

Cringe and tldr pilled

Wtf they let leafs in here for non-hockey playing reasons??

thinking about you
youtube.com/watch?v=7dSUdzgmCik

youtube.com/watch?v=WtNqRhLYN_A

bruh

should we get a /hoc/ going on nairaland?

>scootering becomming a huge action sport now

skaters didnt do a good enough job bullying these fags, what the fuck

Here it is

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its easier for a leaf to get into burgerland than for a burger to get into leafland

What are we doing tonight lads?

Holy tastebuds. I wish I was eating that tbf. I hope you'll enjoy it friend!
And well done for keeping to your word

Pucks; Where should they be?

in the back of the net

My shit is green lads

Shots; Where should they be going?

Dishwasher

Deep

Too much dude

how come aho wanted out of carolina so badly? no one else has signed an offer sheet

Just before "bunnies"

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check out this instagram thot taking pictures of his food before he eats it

worse, it's reddit

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What did you think he would say?
>this city fucking sucks, this is going to be the worst 5 years of my life, I can't wait to be UFA so I can sign for a real hockey team that's not in a city full of inbred hicks

Brind'amour told him he would do burpees all practice long unless he posted that

Don't particularly care for soccer, lads

if I post a pic I took with my cell phone, does the data get wiped when it posts or can Yea Forums hackers still get the exif data and my personal information

Yea Forums has wiped all exif data from pictures since 2006 iirc. And it's not like anyone gives a shit about where you are if you're not a lolcow

Tracking you via your post rn anyways, chump

like just dont download weird shit
simple as

oh yeah? tell me something about myself then you liar

im right outside bud, hows the steak?

Until we get something else, that's all we have to go on.

He probably did them anyways

Neighbor is blasting Nickelback from his truck. Can hear it from a hundred yards away.

He's not steak guy. I don't give a shit. I'm in Drummondville, QC. What are you gonna do about it?

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>it's a captcha malfunctions episode

whats gookmoot been doing these last few days

but how do I know if I'm a lolcow or not

What did he mean by this?

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a hitman has just been sent to your location

He's doing his hardest not to resell the site to moot.

Good, I want to die.

Believing PR posts is literally redd*t tier

Describe your celly after youscore the stanley cup decisive goal.

For me

>shoot a black person

laughing at you right now lad

thinking about it

Un ptit gars dla campagne

non don't say that mon ami. la vie est belle

360 backflip spin to a dab

Aho is a fucking traitor, I want him off my team

probably have some alec martinez jazzhands going on

play stick like guitar

You're reddit tier

Sips tea

And I want to suck american guy cock.

What are you gonna do.

Headbutt the glass so hard it breaks

Are you a girl

He can be if thats what you want

ride my stick like it's a bucking bronco and let out a "YEE HAW"

chicken fingers for supper fellas

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Based

youtube.com/watch?v=K09QPapJ4wQ

mfw shea weber kelowna rockets

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pull my pants down

Proposition for you Sam: move in with me and be my butt girl

>"and here we see it folks. You can indeed win stanley cup without having balls."

come have a steak with you

Cringe

behead the goalie

it looks like I have no balls because they're hiding behind my massive wrench

You guys have slaughtered enough finns as it is

Tear my face mask off, and show everyone that I'm actually Pierre McGuire

>swedes
>slaughtered Finns
based retard

Yes, you make excellent cannon fodder

why is he dressed like agent 47

>carries you to another war victory
nothing personnel

>reaps the fruit of said victory
nothing personnel

heh we did this together right brother?

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Yes my friend. Together in victory, together in defeat, as always. I promise

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as a Finnish Canadian I take offense to this

please stop the fighting, scandic bros ;(

does suffering actually make victory taste sweeter?

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...

Alright now

I'm sorry you feel that way

Don't worry, it's just a bit of light hearted banter ;)

No but it makes you learn

>become taintless

who is he?

>notable Finnish-Canadians

Pamela Anderson, actress
Nathan Fillion, actor
Randy Carlyle, National Hockey League player and former head coach of the Toronto Maple Leafs
Judy Erola, politician and businesswoman
Stuart Immonen, comic book and sketch artist
Afie Jurvanen - aka Bahamas (musician), musician; won a Juno award in 2015 for Songwriter of the Year and Adult Alternative Album of the Year
Sanna Kannasto, activist and feminist
Joe Keithley, punk rock musician
Matti Kurikka, utopian socialist; led the short-lived experimental utopian community of Sointula, British Columbia
Larissa Loyva, singer-songwriter
Pentti Lund, National Hockey League player and Calder Memorial Trophy winner
Michael Mahonen, actor
Chico Maki, ice hockey player
Kate Maki, singer-songwriter
Wayne Maki, ice hockey player
Sarah Manninen, actress
Peter Nygård, founder and CEO of Nygård International
Kalervo Oberg, anthropologist
Chris Pronger, National Hockey League player; has won Hart Memorial Trophy, Stanley Cup and two Olympic gold medals
Rosvall and Voutilainen, labour activists
Sonya Salomaa, actress and model
Ray Timgren, National Hockey League player; has won two Stanley Cup wins with the Toronto Maple Leafs
Tyler Varga, NFL player
Jake Virtanen, ice hockey player
Gayle Christie (Ingle), Mayor of York

just sratched and sniffed my taint, lads

He's Pamela Anderson, of course

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>Jake Virtanen makes the list of notable finnish-canadians
grim

I'm not notable sorry

Gross

Your 2020 Stanley Cup champions

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wtf is a bruin

They’re not making it bawwwston

it's like a wagon wheel with a B in the middle of it

>trannies

the B stands for Boipucci

youtube.com/watch?v=3tvRSFAVAqU

Someone who plays for the Boston Hockey Club of the NHL

it's a bear nigger

youtube.com/watch?v=LJkHm2WtSsk

that was a nice listen

Wish I was dead

What are you doing in the States, Bergevin?

I killed a bird today by accident. I was driving down the highway and he flew into my front bumper like an idiot.

and after accidentally killing the bird I'm convinced I have bad luck so I'm kind of freaking out man

Kek
Jelly of that birb

fuck'em, he's got the entire sky to fly around in and he flew into the road

user, it is alright. You need to let go.

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youtube.com/watch?v=_3cu8sDa90Y
music alone starts at about 1:06

you're right but I'm very superstitious and now I'm worried some bad shit is going to happen

You mean "were"

I know, what a fucking dipshit. he made a mess of my car too. Lucky it wasn't something bigger I guess

*removes all bad juju from you

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that's one qt finn

Sunday scaries are starting lads

youtube.com/watch?v=hXGglRuLD4Q

IT'S UP

Shan't

Odd way of writting Vancouverite.

thanks america you're a good friend

that's one qt vancouverite

Shall

singles and bulju gets dealt to the 2020 cup winners

that right butt cheek makes me think she has implants.

You can fuck one pornstar or one hockey player - Which and who do you chose?

Elisha cuthbert and ashley judd

I'd implant my cock in her butt if you know what I mean

not quite catching your drift

where do they hide the scars?

youtube.com/watch?v=9O9wCNJKkGE

you havent wasted your whole weekend posting on /hoc/ right?

>Scarring after butt augmentation surgery is permanent. However, the scar is typically small (around 2 inches long) and a skilled plastic surgeon will place the incision in an inconspicuous place (usually in the crease between the butt cheeks).

every instagram thot has a weird looking ass because all they do at the gym is nothing but squats and ass exercises

...

no I just wasted my weekend working instead

Went floating for a couple of hours yesterday but other than that yes

no i've been posting in /cric/ too

what are you fucking stupid? Spend my time here in this shit hole on a holiday weekend?
>of course I did

3 day weekend and I only drank 12 beers. Say "good job Sam!" (Please)

good job Sam!

Drink up Sam!

Great work, Sam.

those are rookie numbers

Shoot for 11 the next weekend.
Then 10 the weekend after that.
Then keep going in that direction.
You can do it, Sammy. You can kick this habit. Just work on it little by little.

i go the horses in the back

Fuck your Subaru I've got a horse outside

gonna crack open some cold ones and hit up the town, later dweebs

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don't drink and drive it's not worth it

If you get stopped by an officer just be honest with him and he'll let you go

just woke up from my nap on June 12, 2019. how'd we do lads? who did chara hand it to first?

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Is there anything more annoying than people who think hockey can actually be coached? Hey look I'm a fuckin coach:
>go chase the puck around
>hey score some goals
>lets switch goalies
>he go get the puck
Wow I cracked the case gimme a fuckin award so my wife will fuck me PLEASE

have sex

Bend over queer

Why /hoc/ ded? You all in the divegrass thread?

SCAAAR SUM FACKIN GOALS

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ted detected

T.ed

grilling chicken currently

Looks more like a tripping balls guy gif

not ted

bunch of tryhards

Worse place you've ever played hockey?

Cant wait for monday, lads. A fresh week and a new opportunity to get pucks deep and in the back of the net

San Quentin federal pen.
Death row
Sunbelt hell hole

the rink outside your moms house was pretty shitty 2bh

As a Blues fan I really liked Backes and missed the net front presence he provided, but even at the time when I was more of a casual I could see his contract for eight years was a bad idea especially with how physical his play was, and as I'm sure a long turm was his sticking point I'm glad Army did not give it. Also Petro and others clearly filled the hole he left in the locker room well enough too get a cup but Berube played a big role in that aspect as well.

Never played hockey

Meant for

thinking about hormone replacement therapy

Thinking about replacing poo peeland with a massive hole in the ground

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

chicken is done, veggies are as well. very good dinner so far, chickens a little crispy but the veggies are perfectly sauteed

I ran over like 3 or 4 baby raccoons one time, shit sucked but I figured it's the same as if they'd been killed in nature

>off season
>being this dead
>hello_darkest_my_own_ferend_by_simfunkel_and_garfield.jpeg

it is time

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One time when I was a New York Ranger on the night of January 25, 1984 I ran over a 26 year old woman, killing her. I was convicted of vehicular manslaughter and drunk driving and spent 1 year incarcerated.

I later went on to win 3 Stanley Cups with the Oilers and my name is Craig MacTavish of TSN.

playing Mein Kraft rn

Good job, sammy! :)

who gets good first?
usa hockey or usa soccer

thinking about expiration dates and the offsrping

What a prick

>implying our hockey team didn't win gold at the olympics and soccer team didn't win the world cup
retard

>our hockey team didn't win gold at the olympics and soccer team didn't win the world cup
wait what? source?

>mfw

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MacTavish missed the 1984–85 season after being convicted of vehicular homicide, having struck and killed a young woman while he was driving under the influence of alcohol. MacTavish pleaded guilty to vehicular homicide and driving under the influence of alcohol the night of January 25, 1984, in Peabody, Massachusetts. Kim Radley, 26, of West Newfield, Maine, died four days later of injuries sustained in the crash.[5] MacTavish was sentenced to a year's imprisonment for the offence. While incarcerated, he watched most of the games that were televised.

>Craig McManslaughter

One time when I was a US Senator on the night of July 18, 1969 I was driving drunk while getting my dick sucked by a young staffer. I accidentally drove off a bridge and saved myself but left her in there to drown because it would have been embarrassing for my family and my wife and it would really hurt my chances for a presidential bid if people found out I had been in that car late at night with a younger woman after leaving a party. I plead guilty to leaving the scene of an accident causing personal injury and received a two month suspended sentence.

I later went on to serve another 40 years in the United States Senate and my name is Edward Kennedy.

i eat ass

literally drank 12 beers last night and im well on my way to another 12 tonight

did he get his booty hole played with in prison?

actually i eat ass, not him

what's the name of that fun game they play in finnish saunas?

everyone here is gay but me

nü-/hoc/ has no appreciation for clip art animals

Peek-a-boo

>being hungover on Monday
Yikes

neil from post 2 post is so fucking lame

>he's not hungover 7 days/week

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ngl lads, my dicks small but my sack is giant, i sit on my balls all the time when i go to take Torontos

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Hide the banana

You can’t get hungover if you never stop drinking

haha I work 2-midnight so I get to stay up til 5 drinking and wake up with no hangover at noon haha

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Lol

gurkarwal is delivering my gagan 'za

me in back

Damn, Louie Erickson has really fallen off. Didn’t know he JUSTed that hard

me on the left pointing

I took an oath not to reveal the details of that evening, but if I say words and you guys put the meaning together.

BEAVER

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>hockey is 4 months away

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CAAAAAAR!

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>4
3

its 4

its 3

preseason doesnt count

retard

why isnt leivo listed

and its still 3

bazinga ;)

baspingle

hes hoping bearcheese can just walk off his cte

dzingle

>implying the wongs 7-1 preseason recond meant anything come april

flargen and dzingle

July (7) October (10)
Hockey (3) months away

fuck thats like 3 centurys away

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technically it's a little more than 3 months

Unironically what are our chances this year bros?

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>rags

SCF bb

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earliest home opener is October 2nd so if you follow a relevant team it's less than 3 months

you fucked up the meme three (3) times

watching some rick & morty

very based and extremely redpilled

big think

your iq must be through the roof

I wish I was as smart as user

have you tried watching rick and morty?

(No) go fuck yourself

i cant understand the jokes im not smart enough

bout to order a sandwich

I'm just too low intelligence for that. Is there a budget version?

cooking some meat

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>Buffalo defenceman Rasmus Ristolainen has been given 120 000 euro (135 000 USD) speeding ticket for speeding in Finland in early May. He drove 81 km/h in area with 40 km/h speed limit.
what the hell

I'd actually put off eating altogether. You might choke and die

speeding tickets in finland are based off of income meaning the more you make = the more you pay for it

fines are income based in mongoland

doing some online shopping

that's interesting desu

have you tried watching en espanol¿

WE GON GET KAWAIIIII

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>sunday night
>getting crossed
does anyone elsw know this feel

youtube.com/watch?v=tOM-TmZBzZo

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jow one munk b soo smuk?

cant even smoke weed anymore unless im already drunk af desu

canada is pusy

I do it like 3 nights a week haha

my flamies

regressed in every possible way

So when does texas get more hockey? i don't like the stars desu

wtf is a flame

my nuts smell like french onion dip lads

did you rub a seasoning packet all over them?

Lads, I really feel like saying some anti semitic stuff.
Fashy hockey trap. Epic

yeah but I showered after that then worked all day

We gun get

dont do it, lad. think about a good solid forecheck, offensive zone cycles, shots on goal, smothering them with your D, etc.

mu oilies

For me, it's skarmklipp

my leafies

perro caca

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when seattle comes in and the shityotes move to houston

really hope there is someone around here to clean this up. Not only that, I surely hope they are fairly compensated for their efforts!

hockey netminders

based

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my canesies

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will finish third in the atlantic, again, and lose in game 7 in boston, again

binlan woke up!

waste of trips

blaze that shit up nigga

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okay this is epic

BASED

ducks to Wisconsin when?

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there is no way bawston doesnt regress after this season

my nuckies setting the trends :)

right now? im currently thinking about a finnish STUD's intangibles

Why isn't load management a thing in the NHL?

Imagine for a moment if you will, one .308 round through the roof of you mouth, angled a bit to the back

It's be a 5 game sweep this time. For bombston of course

your mom lieks my load management ;)

Ya I got a load you can manage buddy

imagine a really pretty girl doing perro caca omg lmao

girls dont poop silly

It is for goalies, to an extent. It's part of why Rask was sharper for 23/24 playoff games before sharting himself in Game 7, Halak was there to play a larger share of the games so Rask had more energy available for the playoffs.

This. its why their butt holes taste good

hockey

t. july of 2018

I know they don’t that’s why I said imagine haha

UP IN THE MORNIN TO THE RISIN SUN

(UP IN THE MORNIN TO THE RISIN SUN)

GONNA RUN ALL DAY TILL THE RUNNINS DONE

(GONNA RUN ALL DAY TILL THE RUNNINS DONE)

Goofy looking oriental girl messaged me on tinder

I know who is into load management

Kippers?

fix her with you dicc

Kippers?

>forcing luongo to retire screwed the kitties out of getting panarin
KEK

please respond

I don't know anything about hockey. Which team is the evil empire?

Kippers?

what's the name of that game you lads play in the sauna

post her

Pesäpallo

branch slapping

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benis inside butt

grim

awful grim m8

based

Just had poptarts now I'm gonna have cheese strings

mind if i have a spider dog bud?

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make sure you eat them in your bed

i came inside kippers ass

is this thanksgiving dinner in Winnipeg?

We call them octo dogs round these parts bud

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What part of the girl's vagina should the penis enter?

the belly button

the butt

Where else do you eat?

in your mouth

Wes Anderson
Dustin Byfuglien

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based cringe zoomer boomer incel have sex

thinking about onions

thinking about onions

thinking about onions

solid plan. More people need testosterone these days.

Thinking about buying season tickets next year (2020-21)

are you gonna take us to some games?

took too many edibles
have to go to work in an hour
fuck

man up

Just woke up and read the daily bulju news

i'll try
eyes are glassy
i have to play a 1927 businessman in a movie

thinking about cancelling RPH tonight
t. /hoc/ GM

getting it ready?

yeah its almost good to go

i shouldn't have drank that 12 pack before bed

what did you think of it?

waiting for an offer sheet

for me, its turning on my phones flashlight and pointing it at my ceiling so i can get a reference to where i am as i lay in bed with the spins trying to fight through it

finland entertain me

i was doing good until the manual breathing started
i have an hour drive ahead of me here

Nee