/tennis/ - Official Wimbledon 2019 Thread

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>TV
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>Brackets
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halep
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Kindly consider suicide

>Nadal doesn't have to play a single seeded player to reach the semifinals
>Federer probably has to play 3 seeded players in a row including a AO semifinalist of this year, a player who lost only 1 of his 16 matches on grass this year and Nishikori
>n-not fair, Nadal has the hardest draws

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Post rare Lirus

For me, it's Genie.

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>Man jawed, no assed instathot
Yikes

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very rare

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>restday

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if simona loses you know the reason why. it's literally unfair. not too far off from her having to play against a man.

>Kyrgios

Tonight seems to be the night I'm going to emergency at 3am after 6 hours straight of asthma crisis again (some of you may remember the last time)

> I don't want to die before Novak beats Roidal at slams count

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Breath in and breathe out, don't forget that m8. Stay strong

meds...

(looks last pic last thread)

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S

>last pic last thread
Kyrgios? I always knew you were a poof

any recommendations for bets tomorrow (only ATP)

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why is your flag a square?
thinking you're really special don't you

haha already deleted!

i thought i did wrong by posting her
so hot and kinda vulgar... this forum would not get this pic right and would treat it bad

>this forum would not get this pic right and would treat it bad
That would be terrible

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autism

Paire + Pella = free money

Agut, Querrey, Nadal, Raonic, Djokovic and Fed are all safe bets.

Paire and/or Verdasco

wtf how did you restore it

slut

>NASCAR coverage switches over to NBCSN
>fuck it
>change over to ABC
>Did Serena Williams get married and change her name?

Magic

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>doubting based sousa

this is...

perfect her and perfect pic
(only light is bad, could be better... i guess its a magazine scan? what kind of magazine published that though)

legs
wide shoulders
hair
thighs
socks
skirt
cheeky white panties
hairband
and her unique face

She is such a "buddy gf"

To play games in park with, to go hiking, to do outdoors fitness together. That baggy shirt + headband + 80s hairstyle(Weaver Ripley? Blade Runner Rachel?) + her face = ultimate mix

>tfw nadal saves us from the old man

i want tennis :/

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he cute

Sergio Tacchini made the best tennis outfits

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Whyyyyy she wore no bra and such loosen shirt
And... cant get my eyes off the underskirt yet

Ok, applied a lof of will force and resisted the attraction of the croth signs...

This is od. This pants. They are not normal. Why she wore them and why she wore them/it that way.

I agree with her desu

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Man this is depressing

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Haven’t BEX posted in a while

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Bookies trembling in fear

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>/tennis/
More like /pennis/. Cos its fuckin gay sport

You have a problem m8

feel like pure shit just want Kyrgios back

WHERE DO YOU GET ALL THIS THROW AWAY MONEY!?

>Kyrgios
yikes

>pissing away money

your mom pays me to visit her one per week. i put it all towards my bankroll and chicken tendies.

She doesn't have that kind of throw away money she's already banned from Costco for making bad checks

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i know that feel

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what did he mean by that shirt?

no point trying to understand the GOAT, just revel in his greatness

Halep better win. I hate when genetics decides matches.

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what's this day of rest shit? what's this bullshit? i don't fuckin care! it don't matter to Jesus

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anyone who defiles their body with ink should be removed from the gene pool. simple as.

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don't you mean from the Genie pool

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fuck he makes me laugh
If they asked Nadal he would’ve mumbled “but m-muh knees” under his breath and sped off

Did anyone else see Genie in Kyrgios’ box during that Nadal much? Or did I imagine it

she was

F

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hope he’s better than that or it’s a pump and dump

Did he get laid?

in two weeks
>amisnova
>bouchard
>Krawczyk
ABSOLUTE MAD LAD

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she and her better looking sister were

why the illuminati gotta infect tennis?

>tfw to tired to fall asleep
>tfw no tennis

sportive events is textbook mindcontrol

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HALEP GAUFF
youtu.be/JvCIobVAEXk

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past my exams lads

neither of those actually happened, you know?

Reasons why you like Momo Mauresmo:

today we are all Halep lovers

>
done

Berrettini heem federer subedition

>l00k a am rude and cool

i think most of us were anyway and all of would if she didnt cut off her tits

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still would with the chopped knockers

if that niglet kills halep im oging to fucking beat myself

haven't been following because of the cricket boys, is дapья still around or should I not bother with this tournament

Oh shit women play first.

If Simona loses it's because she's a choker and a half. Literally the Liverpool of women's tennis.

HATE Denis Shapovalov? Watch This Video and You'll change your opinion

youtube.com/watch?v=sF8aNgPbdTI

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>Talking about this, which relationship do you have with your body?Because I remember when you played, you put maybe, to me, too many muscles on you.

Boris was it you?

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jesus, sabatini so thirsty for young boys

no, source/link?


i would be for her :(

>Eugenio Rossi With His Girlfriend Tennis Player Gabriela Sabatini After Her Wimbledon Defeat.

were they dating? i thought she was pure!

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nooooo :(

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it should'd been me with her! noooo...

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check these man-shoulders tho.
literally makes Serena look feminine

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Literally Putin with a wig.

literally rent free

hey,she's a mother

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He literally did nothing wrong.

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What's the least terrible women's matchup?
I don't usually watch this shit.

sex

Katie Swan vs. Katie Boulter.

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But they aren't playing right now, im looking for something to watch till the real matches begin.
Guess i'll just watch watch Barty lose.

>shitolina is still in the tournament
Truly shocking

>Barty lose

Nice optimism.

Based chavettes

Yes it is

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I'm gay no homo

It's a literal roulette until the quarters so not really.

What exactly is stopping this Australian goblina this tournament?

More like till the final since Serena is gone.

Nothing since Woz lost to Ching chong

Based farty

Who here /doubles/?

ahah Nadal couldn't contain his smile too, watch from 25 second on.
youtube.com/watch?v=Qio9xio8JiE

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Martic is CUTE also gonna btfo coalburner

>Woz was a threat to Barty
>Woz being a threat to anyone in 2019
>Woz being a threat on grass at any point in history

Oh we're talking about tennis I was talking about looks .

This. Only threat remaining, barring a choke against some literal who from Eastern Europe is Serena.

why did Barty have to be the successful one, la creatura. Why couldn't it have been Stosur with her modest facial looks and powerful, succulent thighs

>Martic is CUTE
post a proof

>you’ll never save riske from her poo in the loo bf and become her husband
kms

lol what a legend

Unironically wtf haha

sometimes i wish boulter got good. but at least we get anisimova now

tfw not as cute as zverev/tsitsipas and she wont say that bout me
;_:

i was born like that on purpose, r-right god? what purpose?

zverev's neck is wider than his head

Barty? More like Farty!

farty ash barty

Does anybody have a stream of COURT 7

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>COURT 7
For what purpose?

To watch.
This is retarded why can't they run a stream of every court. It's current year and even dumb blondes with big tits can figure out how to run a stream.

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Nobody's playing on court 7

t. prodigyrep

Betty Boop is a slut

disgraceful
this insolent bastard (perhaps an American) should be thrown out
Tennis is a gentlemen's sport

I remember when I thought wearing shit like this in public was a good idea. I was 14.

where are the breaks?

Based

RISKE IT FOR A BISCUIT

Has your life improved since then?

Well, you did ask.

ROARING RISKE DOIN IT

I'm posting here, what do you think

yeah it came virtually on que

oh no no no

doesn't mean a fucking thing

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SERENAWINSLOL

RIP my WTA bracket

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>the wta world #1

wow she's getting married with that poo in loo

HOLY CHOKEJOB

>Women's Tennis Association

What a hideous view

what a fucking meme

W
T
A

I-It's the d-depth of the tour!

Is that a fucking Gamecube?

Lads whats it mean when you start pissing blood (dont ask me to google it)

So, Elise Mertens just lost a set from 5-2 up.

JustWTAthings

The number 1 woman in the world lost to THIS?

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I love Serena and you can't dissuade me

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why do brits use "wobble" ?

>6-4, 1-6, 6-2
UKRAINE FUCKING SHIT

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By law of the ITF a former slam champion has to get btfo by a jobber in the next slam.

Why do you use whatever words are in your monkey language?

bit rude innit?

She's now lost 8 games in a row

I'll wobble your fookin noggin m8

>ass farty

Why not? It's not like it's slang. It's a completely normal word.

any Nadull streams lads?

Notice how the media are rarely if ever critical of female athletes? If that was a male choking to the 55th ranked player, the media's reaction would be a lot different. Farty will still get praised, but for what exactly?

>trying her best

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MON THE CARLA

kidneys infected prostate cancer bladder tumor uti its uhhh not good ever

>giving that moron screen time

>when you put more effort into a match than most women and still get fined

For being so brave and strong in a male dominated world. And now we get to listen to the BBC tell us how lucky we peasants are to witness Serena's majesty.

>Barty losing to let the chains of karma wrap us into a Fedal: Wombledon Edition
Based

Just in now

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if sousa is from portugal then why is he white?

Jesus Christ, Serena Williams looks like she came outta Orgrimmar. Is that even a woman?

what

>A gorilla vs a boglin

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journalism is the profession of parasites. bottom feeding bacteria who ask and write whatever master wants.

Have sex. Women are weak and have fragile egos.

>guy with the cowboy hat in nadal's box is already asleep
lmao just lmao

>Serena Williams looks like she came outta Orgrimmar
youtube.com/watch?v=uAYacfN_n74

who's that mouth breathing Daria looking mong with the glasses behind Nadal's box? she doesn't know where she is and still looks unhappy to be there.

So Eurosport BBC and Ziggo all gonna ignore the Nadal match? Wtf?

Is Chicago a more acceptable answer?

its not exciting, portugal is getting humiliated

;_;

>A shitter like Suarez Navarro has earned $11million

why did he do that with the water bottle?
OCD? Supersition? Autism?

yes

why do they make people from the military stand in the crowd?
give them seats for fucks sake

imagine being 25-50 ranked singles player. seems like you'd be well off and able to blend in to general public.

emergency alerts were a mistake

making sure Wimbly doesn't get enriched

>MUH TROOPS
FOY

sousa bounces the ball so aggressively before his serve

Kill yourself libtard

>that guy hitting on sousa's gf whilst sousa is busy

wew sousa got one game

>libtard

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Water bottle is Supersition but the water condensation ring on the floor is ocd

That guy is based as fuck

>"If you think this performance is bad, you should see him in the bedroom"

youtube.com/watch?v=mAUY1J8KizU

WTA is such a fucking joke
I can't believe some of you fags still follow it closely

At least they are wearing the French flag

Nadal is already Championship winning shape.
Someone like Sousa is not even a training match for him.

>KTM hat at a tennis match

why

hory shiet

Nadal and Sousa train together plenty of times

>i didn't know you couldn't hit the ball from the other side of the net

she's been playing tennis for 25 years

nadal looks like he was partially scalped. it kinda grosses me out

>Reach semifinals beating 3 bums in a row
He will not be prepared for the semi desu

She's a mother, you monster!

>Nadal is already Championship winning shape
You mean raped by Djokovic in another non clay final shape?

Kek, cry more Fedelel

>muuh Kyrgios saves the day
>loses to Nadal
>h-he is a bum! I have always known

Djokovic is the only one who has a good chance against Nadal here.

Nadal will rape Fedelel, 2nd week Wimbledon in a 5 set match.

>Kyrgios isnt a bum
get outa here

I wasn't even counting him retard

Fact:
Double tennis is superior to singles

Polish understanding of sport ladies and gentleman

>94089915
Not even worthy of a precious (you)

i think you've meant to say 'polished' as in correct and in full knowledge

>pliskova has never made it past the fourth round of wimbledon
wew

Nick "5 wins since February" Kyrgios.

they should bring in a rule whereby a seed only has to beat a non-seed by 2 sets.

how often has a non-seed come back from 2 sets down against a seeded player? it never happens. maybe make it for just the top 10 seeds, or even top 4 seeds if that's acceptable.

I think up a lot of dumb shit when I'm high too, man.

>And today ladies and gentlemen we are going to determine who will win the next WTA grand slam

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Polish sense of humor ladies and gentleman

Come on, lucky number 29!

>losing a set to L Harris
if you think nadal's draw is ez you must agree that fed's draw is a fucking joke

2 czech girls in QF confirmed

with Kvitova 3

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djokovic had the biggest joke draw. nadal's was actually pretty rough considering he could be playing cilic right now

yeah exactly. anyone who's underselling nadal's draw implicitly admits that the other two have much easier draws because of the three, his is the hardest. i actually expect him to struggle against querrey desu. djoko must still have nightmares about 2016

pliskova is quote tall with 186cm

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3 first rounds were easy
Berrettini is one of the top players on grass this year tho

Who are you quoting?

kyrgios match wasn't ez

I was talking about Federer

Goffin - Verdasco is pretty good. TB nao

a lot of Indian specatators on every court, it‘s happening lads

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ah, yeah berettini has had a good year but not good enough for me to consider him a threat against federer. he'll win one set at most, if at all

a penny for Rajibul's thoughts on the state of modern tennis.

Nadal's draw was only hard if you can't see past the names. Tsonga is on the verge of retirement, Kyrgios has barely played since Acapulco and Cilic has fallen off a cliff this year (57th in the race with no injuries).

he'd still trade draws with federer tho

Shut your God damn mouth, Frogoid.

Yeah but Federer has actual challenging matches to play while Nadal steamrolls some crippled players and might have problem to have a higher intensity in semifinal

>kyrgios wasn't challenging
>querrey won't be challenging

Kyrgios was in 2nd round and no Querrey will not be challenging

what does it matter if it was in the 2nd round? if anything, it's worse because he met a good player earlier considering nadal had only played one professional grass match in a whole year at that point. all his famous upsets have come in the early rounds
>Querrey
he will be but that's just me guessing like you are with Berrettini

You'd think with all that money he has Nadal would've sorted out his baldness by now

>caring this much about fedal when djokoshit will win anyway

He did. This is after the treatment.

Should've kept the receipt

Many fairytales lack happy endings.

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who's this new semen demon in Sousa's box?
he had the same Spanish girlfriend for years, but this one is a lot nicer.

A... are they in a fake room?

time for coco yessssssssssss

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A U T I S T A
U
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bigga nigga tiddies

yup, I haven't heard about this girl yet.
looks extremely young though.

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Only Kvitova can stop Mrs. Reddit now. She better not lose to the fake Brit.

COCO

Konta to defeat Kvitova and Pliskova to barely survive Muchova and be too tired for the rest of the tournament.
the rest are basically scrubs.
might as well just give this utter UNIT the trophy already.

hAlEp

boris said she should take off her glasses so she can see how many errors he's making

>Commentators shocked that a black father loves his child

Nice subtle racism from the BBC

>Wow, a man told his daughter that he loved her
I fucking hate the BBC so much

You love to see it

Goffin won the first set after saving 5 set points. Classic Verdasco.

>she should take off her glasses so she can see
Solid logic

>Pliskova

How are these niggers still winning everything

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he's no man of logic, clearly

>OH NO!
The BBC as unbiased as ever

>Simona plays a beautiful backhand lob
>OH NO

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only the finest EPO plus the zoomer next gen are all mental midgets.

I think everyone had a meeting and decided to let Serena win this year.

Rog, talent. Djok, tenacity .Rafa, roids.

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The next generation sucks.

>OH NO!!!!!!!

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>gauff and halep both already broken
based, better than the servebots in mens tennis

controversial opinion: the next gen isn't that bad they're just young but that dimitrov/goffin/raonic/nishitkori gen was absolutely horrendous

>tfw Serena will overtake Navratilova's Wimbledon record as a 40-year-old elephant.

dat umbrella girl

>dimitrov/goffin/raonic/nishitkori gen
That existed?

Just plain being better than anyone else.
Also psychological warfare with their opponents.

isn't it like that every year?
Kerber and Osaka just didn't get the memo, that's all.

Can't believe some cheeky cunt actually suggested betting on Paire last night.

just wait until my boy Chung gets injury free

Does anyone know who writes the script for Wimbledon each year?

>the guy who never sweats or looks tired at almost 40 is not the one on undetectable PEDs.

Me. Roger and Serena win

Swiss altitude training

Cliff Richard

the guy was a bookie

Yes they were called Young Guns
youtube.com/watch?v=sbI3bdwdxRY

Yes, they were the highly rated young guns directly after the Djokovic/Murray gen. There was also Tomic.

Anyone have that screenshot of the top 10 by the year 2020 or something

Does anything encapsulate the WTA as well as back to back breaks?

Why do they keep calling this black girl by the name of a famous talking gorilla? Seems pretty racist to me 2bh

lmao I had 3 women left I cared about in the tournament and 2 of them are already out

>Young Guns
youtube.com/watch?v=MfmYCM4CS8o

he's fucking the ball boys at least lol

>Tomic
>Dolgo
>Harrison
>Young
OHNONONONONO OHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Cori is much prettier, but they still went for Coco.
wtf

I reckon I could batter everyone in this thread one on one, and maybe even a couple 2 on 1.

Your all a bunch of poofs

SHOT.
DOOOOOOOOOWN

m-m-my master and my queen!

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whom?

I thought Andy Murray retired

cancer desu

fuck me, Nadal really is JUSTED

>LTA player
>winning
nah lad, Brits are awful singles players

i agree Cori is a super cute name, fucking americans gotta have nicknames for everything

Source? Lisboa???

what happened????

maybe also plays doubles a lot? supporting big spanish family

I'll put you asleep within 10 seconds u little girl.

who he? Rafael Nadal?

Maybe because Corey is her dad's name, I dunno.

Meet me in clapham and I'll give you a square go you little bitch

Coco is a super marketable name, like Tiger.

how is it even a nickname if the resulting name isn't shorter than the original one?
pathetic.

thesun.co.uk/sport/9452533/coco-gauff-gran-sues-dad/

kek, blacks gonna black

Why am i so good

Cori Gauff sounds better than Coco Gauff imo.

Why is /tennis/ handling coco decline so bad?

>fucking americans gotta have nicknames for everything
Half the Europeans go by stupid nicknames m8. Dasha this, Masha that... 'Sascha' fucking Zverev.

Doubt

long lean legs...

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'Kiki' Mladenovic? Piss off, you gap-toothed twat.

I'd do you some serous harm you big stiff idiot

yeah, because it sort of sounds like Steffi Graf.

>Russians
>European

They wish.

How about Rafa?

will we ever be good portubros

He's from Spain so take a guess

Dasha
Masha
Sascha
Misha
Grisha

Querry crushed Rublev who was good.

>he doesn't rate Coco Vandeweghe

He's from Mallorca, so he's actually German.

nope, not at tennis.

she have the lips of emiliy ratatadjokowski, and glasses are the same

Is Rafa something Spanish people would ordinarily say? I feel like it's an English speaking thing.

Konta's boobs shape.

>Mallorca (Catalan: [məˈʎɔɾkə], Spanish: [maˈʎoɾka]), or Majorca (English, Latin: /məˈjɔːrkə/),[2][3] is the largest island in the Balearic Islands, which are part of Spain and located in the Mediterranean.

wtf bros i thought barty was strongmind

they would say Rafael instead of Rafa

so are they really THIS much anti-european or was it /pol memes

was this conscious or subconscious?

Imagine being the one to underrate the Neutralizer of Nadal

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>women
>strongmind

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now you remember Sharapova presented a Porsche as bday gift to Dimitrov

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BBC is state media so they're supposed to be """""impartial""""" but they've always had an anti-Russia and Iran agenda.

Blade
Lazer
Blazer
Me'Shell
Fran Stalinovskovichdaviddivichski

They're just anti-white, lad

Don't confuse being anti-Putin with Russia the country, and who gives a fuck about Iran.

Fed waiting room

Tennys won a set

>who gives a fuck about Iran.
>being this ignorant at Geo-politics

Sousa and Tennys... brutal draw, no?

Querrey-Sandgren 1 set apiece

Who gives a fuck about being anti-Iran.

>That ump call

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He's been watching the BBC and Channel4 News for too long.

Gauff seems surprised by the amount of shots she thinks are winners that end up coming back to her. Just an inexperience thing.

Tennis is a strong guy with pro-Trump, pro-life and pro-gun views, not your average YouTube vlogging onions.

Do I find Halep attractive, lads?

She is very cute! ^.^

Yes. She's unusual looking and has a big nose and wide face but she's still sort of beautiful in a Romanian gypsy way.

I want Petra to wank me off with the hand that got stabbed

you definitely want to be choked by her legs.
it would be unnatural not to desire it.

based Halep crushing black dreams

SI MO NA!

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do you think her bf motorboated those melons before the breast reduction surgery?

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No, she doesn't have a feminine penis

Wtf 15year old bros what will we do now

post it?

please

i love how AO this year showed the after-game walking routing, like 4 min from court to locker rooms.

wish we could see the more of backstages! Hotel rooms maybe, dinnings rooms, etc

HALEP GAUFF

youtu.be/JvCIobVAEXk

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hope Halep remembers she is actually shit at matchpoint like Hercog

My daughter will turn it around 2nd set, just you wait!

Don't worry, she'll be unstoppable when her USADA approved American steroids take effect

petra is afraid of men ;_;

>routing
routine

(communiting
route'ing
road'ing)

Is that why she preys on little boys?

The Pliskova choke is real

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who's the girl being interviewed top left :)

Ridiculous unenforced error from Halep there

Reminder this nigglet has already won 200k just to get to this point and could win another 250k by winning this one.
Lel

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COCO NOOOO

it happened before the assault. she is different now.

>pisskova

Good for her, hopefully she'll wisely invest this money in travel, training and equipment.

cute little onion-shaped head.

her dad is gon steal it

They can pay billions or trillions to her I don't care. In the end it'll end up in the same hands. Pareto principle

WTF, I thought she had that match in the bag so I stopped paying attention.

>WTA
How silly of me

Going to my boyfriends

If I had that sort of money at 15 I would have blown it all on warhams by the end of the week

The size of that judge

>that obese Brit linewoman
Jesus. Why can't Britain into healthy eating and exercise?

the classic sharapova double

what are british taxes though? 50%?
i also have heard many players try to spend as little time as possible on UK soil cuz their taxation system requieres them to pay the taxes for the share of their endoresments.

Like if they spend 2 weeks in UK, they must pay the taxes for the 1/21 of their annual endorements deals

There's no way that's a woman kek

what?

halep strream???

FAggot

>Found a 2004 catalogue while moving house
>Metals were about £2 each

giniko.com/watch.php?id=190

Explain please

the girl behind Medvedev was very cute, in the moment he was angry. About 20s-30s, brunette, in sunglasses and long skirt.

Post cute Haleps, lads

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Fish & Chips >>>>>> Being skinny

>Failep

It's hard to tell with them, from behind he just looked like planet Jupiter

if you were Serena and had to tell the organisers exactly what should happen in this tournament for her to win as an almost 40-year-old overweight servebot, they couldn't have planned it any better than this.

you bring shame on your country mate, can't wait for boris to make your lot illegal again.

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You 1st

halep bouta get BLACKED

If this little shithouse retires and voids my bet, I shall say some mightily rude things

thanks...

fucking drama queen 15 year olds

why the fuck am i even watching this shit

>getting BTFO
>waaaaaaahh MTO

And she's supposed to be one of the best at holding the serve

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that's standard men tactics as well

didn't say it was exclusive to women hans

I blame the Footballers

Diddnt watch womans tennis this year, pls tell me the roided ape will crash out as well

Commentary on Gauff is fucking insufferable.

>SHE'S FIFTEEN
>SHE'S FIFTEEN

show me that masha pic

Serena looked like shit in her first match but she's been improving and everyone else looks inconsistent.

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>Konta fist pumps first serve misses.
such an autist

womens sports is a racket lol

Based

(You)

our girl will be back stronger for Flushing

umpire referred to Gauff as Ms Gauff just then

tut tut

The Crusher of Coco

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Is there any way I can watch this at work?
>tfw couldn’t watch a single second of rg due to wage slaving

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If Muchova wins she will nearly exactly double her total prize winnings.

nice pic desu

#aesthetic

what did google mean by this?

translate.google.com/#view=home&op=translate&sl=auto&tl=pt&text=poop

>5 - 2
The most dangerous lead.

She is very cute

>tfw bet on the sheboon

dat pakoda nose tho

jokerlivestream.com/joker-tennis-live-streaming-13.html
mylivesport.ru
replays: Eurosport Player

(maybe ESPN and BBC also have replays)

Just want Halep to crush the Anglo media and the contrived Gauff hype

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>That ballboy reaction catch

Elite

usagoals.net works for me

Halep is pumping this 15 year old harder than Jeffrey Epstein

stfu racist

Your cable provider should have a log in to watch live stuff on the ESPN app. If you never set it up you're fucked.

>CHOKO GAUFF
oh no no no no

All the better to smell your poo with, my dear

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that's his coach's wife

more like caca

hAlEp

CO-CO-COMEBACK :^)

Met her at the air port, nice lady .

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oh, I see.
makes sense
wife? jesus christ, she looks 19.

>Tennis isn't rigg...

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This

Media will be going into full COPE over Gauff losing.

hAlEp

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>b-but muh coco da next goat
>black powah!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Absolutely atrocious crowd

HAI SIMONA!

THIS DUMB NIGLET BITCH HAD TO GET SICK ON THE DAY OF HER MATCH

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Are they booing?

fuck me Americans are insufferable

>Leafs in charge of betting

QUEEEEN

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It's called the menstrual cycle.
Probably the main reason WTA quality is so highly inconsistent. You only have yourself to blame.

WAKANDA!!!

watch Djoker or Nishikori?

They were supporting Kyrgios the other day
Either the Brits don't know tennis or they're just blind underdog supporters. No loyalty whatsoever.

Is the Pliskova match gonna go to 12-12, lads?

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Imagine knowing "this little" about competitive tennis.

Jones should have lost anyway , so fuck your stupid parlay

Ugo will beat djokoshit, so watch that.

ITS WASNT SUPPOSED TO BE LKE THIS BROS IT WAS HER TURN COCO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

It's some serious bullshit that the women don't play best of 5

Has there been a 12-12 in the fifth yet?

Well, Coco Gauff.... what can you say. Well the Fairytale of Wimbledon has ended but the Real Story Is Just Beginning, Her Parents must be feeling so much pride in this young star who's story is just beginning. Certainly one to watch, the story is just beginning, even though the fairytale is over, It brings a tear to your eye and no doubt it brings a tear to the eye of her parents who must be so proud of all she's accomplished, she's only 15. She's 15 you have to keep reminding yourself that, she's 15 its a fairytale but her story is just beginning the fairytale may be over but another fairytale is just beginning she's 15 Coco Gauff it brings a tear to your eye, she's 15. Pride. Coco Gauff

What the fuck is with this baby bracket Djokovic got handed to him

Fuck rain reeeee

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nobody wants to watch 5 sets of women's tennis

the only thing that can now compensate Gauff losing is Serena winning the whole thing.
it would be nice because then she might finally retire.

>Wanting to watch 5 set WTA matches

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what are you "implying" with your usage of quotes?

This, so much this :')

>go to Wimbledon
>tennis all around you
this is what you do

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in fairness, they wanted to play best of 5 but the ITF didn't allow it because scheduling would become a nightmare.

Muchova actually has a decent all-court game, but Pliskova is hotter.

decisions..

for me it's muchova

Don't think so, no

Only a brainlet or someone who knows nothing about tennis would make this bet.

or third, whatever.

Gonna be weird seeing a set won 13-12. Literally never happened before in the history of tennis.

Was that Rebel Wilson?

coming of age story of a monkey outta her jungle

Well, at least they're not dipping chicken in coke

comfy, unless you have a basement

Yeah it would have taken essentially halep being injured enough to ret. for gauff to win which would void the bet anyway

Any evacuation plans?

I want to shoot my muchova her tits

>Pliskova is hotter
Pic related

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You know what's really sad? When ugly dudes try to hide it by growing a beard, but then they can't grow a proper beard, so then they just look like an ugly dude with an even uglier beard.

SLAMMIN SAM QUERREY

Yes, that was my point. It didn't require quotes unless you were being disingenuous, implying he was just pretending to be stupid. Understand?

that's rich people for you.
a nightmare day, for them, is when their pedicure is cancelled and they were planning to wear sandals to the opening of a new gallery.
Wimbledon is to them what a tv keeping us company in the background is to us.

new

muchy pie falling apart

high iq user right here

fuck no

Zoomers are mentally destroyed wrecks.

Imagine the tennis scene without those 3. Would never watch it. Tennis skill level would drop so hard that only those who have watched these 3 right from the start would notice the drop.

I do
Yeah, if I was one of the players I'd be pissed.