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>WDC Standings L. Hamilton 197 V. Bottas 166 M. Verstappen 126 S. Vettel 123 C. Leclerc 105
>WCC Standings Mercedes 363 Ferrari 228 Red Bull 169 McLaren 52 Renault 32
>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium: 165 (167 entries)
>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position: 90
>Hund status: Ze home race iz always tough to win, ve vill have hard time doing well in Silberstein... What do you mean ve are a German team so ze home race is the deutsche groBpreis?
>News: Honda: "Now our target is meme-mode for quali" Seidl: "McLaren should have a more risky approach to car development" Toto: "Bottas is used at 1-year extensions so we'll keep it like that"
Question to waglad because you didn't answer my question from the other thread Did you manage to get a copy of deepnude before the creators took it down?
>new renault for sale >mostly highway miles >never abused, always serviced on time >lowballers will be lynched on sight >I know what I got
Camden Lewis
>sliding 2edgy4me
Perfectly straight driving is the supreme challenge of the Goodwood pilot.
Sebastian Butler
As has been said elsewhere it is a fun app but it really isn't that good. What it is best for is bubble pictures (apologies this is literally the first bubble pic I have ever done)
I suspect this might be Dickbum (or Olivia, particularly in earlier posts)
reddit.com/user/Sen240096 >account created 5 months ago >first posts were 5 months ago defending Dickbum's Asian F3 tantrum*** >4 months ago defending Dickbum when his SF drive was announced >2 months ago defending Dickbum when he failed in SF at Suzuka >1 day ago defending Dickbum >1 day ago defending Olivia >today badposting on some random BMW video
Daddy bought him a new M4 not long ago and he's all >muh brand about it, so it would explain being drawn to a BMW video.
***Posts were deleted but Google's cache has them: >Parent comment: Haha what a miserable prick. Hope he never gets anywhere near F1. >Suspected Dickbum: Fitting how most people on this thread are calling dan immature for the way he acts in situations, yet these same people are immature enough to make up nicknames rhyming with his name. These same reddit users giving criticism and being horrible also have a horrendous personality . The irony . Got to remember the kid is a good and fast driver, was close to winning in the championship and totally dominated everyone in macau
>Parent comment: Dick Tantrum. Maybe he should just try to drive on the track, the white lines are not suggestions. >Suspected Dickbum: But guys the irony and hypocrisy going on having a go at someone who gets upset and angry when they loose, which is allowed! While you’re all most likely older and being just as immature by making up names!
>Parent comment: But that would mean Ticktum is the problem! Ticktum is never the problem! /s >Parent comment: The problem were the Oil and his teammate. It couldn't be him, you didn't listen carefully! >Suspected Dickbum: But His teammate did spin him out though
Don't be tards and tip him off that we know. He will just stop posting, which will stop any future topkeks we'll farm from it.
Jacob Rodriguez
Quiet refugee.
Landon Jenkins
>commenting in race threads
Carter Edwards
I did note that. I don't think the post was during the race though. But if it was, it was probably made by Olivia. There is a lot of her typical vitriol in some of the posts.
Easton Butler
Ricarrdo going up Goodwood hill in that Renault was the most boring thing I've ever seen an F1 car do.
Brayden Butler
who the hell watches this anymore Mercedes wins again, lol
Ayden Jones
What did you mean by this? You ride in the short bus don't you?
Colton Anderson
About as much as you respond to bait :^)
Hunter Cruz
Remember to vote on the 2019 /f1/ 2019 F1 2019 Inaugural 2019 season of F1 2019 league in F1 2019
They have one and half months to finish kerbing, decorations and pit/paddock buildings, can they do it?
Thomas Perez
>The other request was to have less of overheating and from last year we have less overheating. As I said we can improve, but we have less overheating Yes Pilelli, you have no overheating but everyone else except Mercedes is now running on cold tyres if it's not almost 40c warm. racefans.net/2019/07/08/pirelli-admits-2019-f1-tyre-targets-werent-fully-met/
Charles Wood
Why do they call it "live action" when its CGI
Brody Bailey
This friday my work day will be comfy as fuck because I will stream formula practice while jobbening
Logan Evans
LEKUK CANNOT EVEN DO THAT HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA WHAT A LITTLE KUK HE WILL NEVER BE WDC
A lot of it is, especially the older posts which were deleted, which is also a very Olivia thing to do. But I don't really see her commenting on a BMW carfag tier video.
Also, the guy who he was (very low tier) arguing with in that BMW video thread accused him of being Dan Ticktum "or the girlfriend" after looking at the account. Top fucking keke, even normies can see through him. Hopefully it won't scare him off.
>tfw on a better timeline Malbuner would still be at Sauber/Alfa and Gimi would be shilling us meme salami sandwiches We truly live in the darkest timeline.
>Bottas is the fifth biggest earner when looking at yearly salaries on the grid >Verstappen makes 5 million more than Bottos >Ricciardo makes 4 million over that
what the hell
Nolan Fisher
They'll finish 7th.
Wyatt Russell
>SMP Ends WEC Program; LMP1 Field Drops to Six Cars
Kek WEC is dying a slow death
Christian Foster
>Just realised based on results since Monaco, Haas are barely ahead of Williams now
Just how fucked are Haas? It's obvious they have had little development since pre-season & bagged points on early tech advantage. Little if no money from their title sponsor who are now known as frauds to even the regular fans
They will finish 9th purely on the fact Williams simply cannot hope to bag 2 points, let alone 20 points
How did Haas even end up in the situation where their title sponsor & driver sponsor are shady non-companies & a Bitconneeeeeeeeeeeect style entity that is meant to fund sports teams somehow?
Remember to end the message with "Terveisin, /f1/" Translator's note: Terveisin means t.
Logan Ortiz
how long before somebody pays hanna five hundred bucks in discrete single $20 orders to send videos sufficient for them to stitch together a jerk-off instruction or cum-eating instruction video?
Quick rundown on the Bitconnect style scam company?
Justin Hughes
>energy drink start up >enough money somehow to buy F1 title sponsorship >Almost got Willy's title but Willy declined because their due diligence lawyers thought payment security is insufficient >Instead they got Haas >Haas say they got the money >Twitter ranting CEO who looks like a hobo >Supposedly they have manufactured and sold 90 million cans >"international billionnaires" supposedly behind the project >"British premium" but made in Austria >Used stolen logo >Court ordered them to show the receipts >they have until 1.8. to disclose the numbers to the court
Jaxon Clark
Hey now, bitconnect is a legitimate scam, rich energy however...
Jaxon James
Tuukka Taponen is the next Finnish F1 driver
>12 years old >became the youngest ever Finnish Karting champion last season >is dominating Finnish Junior Karting series this year with a 36 point lead after 4 races >is currently 3rd in European Karting Championship
Minor correction, Storey claimed they sold 90-100 millions cans but then admitted he had only produced 90 million cans, most of which were unfilled (and all of which he won’t be able to sell after July 18 in the UK because of the logo). Went on to say that they’ve only sold 3 million so far in court.
Nathan King
I wasn't talking about Poor Faggotry but the other company
Liam Sanders
He doesn't look autistic enough to be a successful F1 Finn
Hunter Lewis
>negotiates his own sponsors Perustettu&punapilleröity
Easton Powell
How long until a Hanna starts selling her bathwater?
Gavin Edwards
Probably just a money laundering scheme
Lincoln Bell
Or Marcus Armand
>born in Oulu, Finland to a Finnish mother >has both Finnish and French citizenship >his favorite driver is Gimi >leads the European Karting Championship series that Taponen is 3rd in >6th in Junior Karting World Championship last season >advised by Didier Coton (former manager of Häkkinen, Bottas, Hamilton) and Olivier Panis
he looks bit odd, but I like his name, much better than buttass
Cameron Martin
The future is fucking bright lads
Joshua Russell
Unlikely, they will just be bought over by another sponsor or go the b team route. It’s not like their a back marker team, the car is quick, just that they have trouble working the tyres.
Bentley King
>F1 making social posts about how "Silverstone is special" Week has only just begun and the annual >muh Britain jerking has already start
Truly the most insufferable GP on the calendar.
Anthony Perry
You now remember Atte Mustonen and Aaro Vainio.
Evan Barnes
based simple helmet design
Owen Sullivan
He will have to internationalize his name like Jyrki Järvilehto -> JJ Lehto
I would go for something like TT Tappy
Brandon Miller
he is racing under french flag so it's another rosberg episode. not a finn, he belongs in the bin.
Ethan Carter
>Truly the most insufferable GP on the calendar. just wait until zandvoort next year.
Lincoln Collins
What will make it better? >Hamilton DNF and Buttass win >Hamilton 2nd and Buttass win >Hamilton DNF and Vettel win >Leclerc spinning Hamilton and Vettel win >Buttass ramming Hamilton into DNF and Buttass finishing on podium
Luke Green
>tfw can't talk about how Japan is easily the best GP without being called a weeb
It will be even worse the Dutch GP happens and Red Bull get desperate to fill their junior team and so hire Visser and put her in F2.
Owen Brooks
Hamilton DNS Buttass dead AMX overtaking Le on the last lap
Robert Walker
>based /f1/ Redditor trying to bait Dan about Liv's knicker selling
Jaxon Perry
>Tuuc Tap's :D
Jaxon Powell
Wtf guys I had a dream that Emilia died. Weirdest thing. I was somehow friends with Bottas and he was devastated but kept racing better than ever. I rarely get F1 dreams but they are always very vivid.
Matthew Roberts
you have to go back
Matthew Bell
>muh website pride *cringe*
Eli Howard
Vainio never had the makings of a racing athlete, he was propped up by his slightly above average karting results but he never accomplished shit in cars even though he was managed by Nicolas Todt and always had the best equipment available. Mustonen might have had some potential, he finished 6th in his second British F3 season and the guys in front of him made it into F1 (Alguersuari, Hartley, Perez, Ericsson) except for Turvey and even he became a trusted test driver for McLaren F1. Mustonen just couldn't deliver when it counted and though he had the pace, he probably wasn't a complete package. When you are backed by a Finnish millionaire/billionaire, Lukoil and Gimi himself, making it to F1 should be easy as fuck.
Mika Mäki was the most laughable bust, though. Just like Ticktum, he had an easy path to F1 with Toro Rosso, he just had to get average results and he would have gotten an automatic promotion. Instead he crashed his car while street racing under influence of alcohol and didn't deliver on track. Now that I think of it, he's like the Finnish version of Ticktum in many ways.
What if he pulls a reverse Rosberg and switches to Finnish flag once he gets more established?
The guy he called an idiot is the same guy who called Olivia 'pudgy'. Whoever runs the account (Let's be honest, it is Olivia) went into the guys post history just to find something to call him an idiot.
Fucking hell They have Kubica assume the Technical director role, kek. That's why they can't get rid of him
Nolan Sullivan
>Whoever runs the account (Let's be honest, it is Olivia) went into the guys post history just to find something to call him an idiot.
LMAO I didn't pay much attention to that post's context because I thought it was inconsequential. Take away randomly posting on car videos and I'd say it's definitely Olivia.
Robert Perry
The "pudgy" post is all [removed], so she actually reported it and had a cry LMAO
Does it feel like the opponent teams actually develop their cars over the seasons? Also what happens when a team reaches the maximum or peak of development?
Or is there some sort of season limit to stop a team from hitting this level?
Nicholas Evans
I say post history but he pudgy happened before the BMW video. So what actually happened was that she raged at the pudgy comment so much that she stalked the guy's comments until he made a mistake just so she could call him an idiot.
You have to give Dickbum credit, she and him are a match made in heaven.
Evan Martin
Do you think the Hamilton - Vettel results would be reversed if they were in each others cars? From 2018 season to now.
>“I’ve had offers from a number of top teams, including Red Bull and Ferrari, to go on their junior schemes, but I still had to provide some money,” says Evans. “Every driver, whether it’s Carlos, whether it’s Daniel, it doesn’t matter who it is, they still have to bring some money and it is probably more than meets the eye. And those are guys who come from wealthy families so it’s not an issue but I don’t have that option.
>“A lot of driver development schemes are smoke and mirrors in terms of the drivers paying to be there. They are paying through the roof to be there. So a lot of it is just about getting a foot in an F1 team in a roundabout way.”
>In 2011 Bird was appointed as a test driver for the Mercedes F1 team and says that a financial hurdle obstructed him from competing in a race. “I was on course for F1 until they told me that I needed to bring millions and millions of pounds,” he says.
Landon Turner
Should I try to bait her in to lewds by saying something like: >To be fair, from what I saw before she made her account private, she hasn't posted a bikini pic in ages so she likely has put on a few lbs.
Hmmm
Henry Watson
Do it.
Andrew Long
Meant for
Michael Price
tfw, we're not in the timeline where tadpole amx got burned to death in ojs's sack
Hunter Rivera
yes
Isaac Hernandez
Yes
Xavier Thomas
Done. Hopefully she checks the thread again while she's still on vacation. And if she checks my account like she did for pudgylad she'll see me calling her a sizequeen two posts ago LOL
It's one of dad's small mountain of soups that he said he would take to work and has now forgotten about. And even if if he did take them to work he usually forgets to eat lunch anyway.
On one of them the date is rubbed off but the plastic tub it is in is so bowed it is more a biological IED than soup.
If Dan had a better run at Sugo his drive might have lasted another round, long enough for Liv to arrive and fund a privateer drive for him with her own vending machine.
Why is Marko so cruel, lads?
Jeremiah Perez
I don't think Liv is worth one race
Justin Rivera
motorsport.com/f1/news/ferrari-lost-momentum-bahrain-wolff/4490843/ >Ja, ze Rot Auto would lead ze Formel Ein Championship if zey didn't lose their momentum there >Altzo ve didn't sandbag in ze pre-season tests nor did ve do zis and zat und whatever. >Ze Rot Auto und Rot Stier threat vas for sure very legitimate.
Damn you Marko. I wanted to see true regret in her eyes.
Josiah Diaz
F
Zachary Gray
Jesus Christ just announce Alonso already
Jack Fisher
Oh my....
Aussie contact me privately. This is hilarious.
Parker Gomez
>1-7 was 5 years ago I remember, I was playing Saints Row 2 at the time and my toe nail on the big right toe was growing into my skin causing some of the worst pain I've ever felt. Also Rosberg was getting bullied by fans for having more "luck" than Hamilton even though it was actually fairly equal that year.
Luke Hernandez
Check plebbit. It has a chat thing now... apparently.
we were watching in a bar, and a friend quickly went for a burger in the kebab shop across the street, it was 0-1 when he left. when he came back he jokingly asked if he had missed anything, assuming the score was still the same. it was 0-5. he missed one of the most memorable events in sports for a barely average burger from a kebab shop. kek
Wyatt Baker
I don't think there's any other regular Aussie ITT except for him and the sex addicted Aussie who loves Nordschleife and good whores
Kayden Hill
I treat you all like the guy from Split
Brandon Parker
IT'S HABBENING GET IN HERE BROS
Liam Murphy
wait, is the whore aussie the same person as the beer/nordschleife aussie?
Landon Bennett
No I'm the Nordschleife/beer Aussie but I'm not the whoremonger
Jose Moore
Yes, I'm quite sure of that The beerposter is a kiwi
Nathan James
>ITT: casual posters finally realising how much I've been carrying this thread for years
Adrian Jackson
POTTERY!
Oliver Jones
ah OK, didn't think you were the same person
Easton Garcia
crinfe
Carter Myers
The mining boom kinda fucked us in terms of overseas reputation - there's a bunch of cashed up bogans making dicks of themselves overseas all over the place now, where in the past they could only afford to get to Bali or Thailand.
Dominic Cook
I think it's kind of sad to seek attention by being annoying in an anonymous thread about formula 1 desu but that's just my opinion
Connor Scott
>seek attention
>implyging
Isaac Evans
t. t knower poster and muh gimi poster
Austin Gomez
potato and onion soup
Joshua Bell
Is unterhundposting the funniest meme /f1/ has come up with yet?
Evan Russell
>onion soup You mean s-o-y soup?
Caleb Hill
No I meant soup with potatoes, leeks and yellow onions.
>can he guess YOUR obscure F1-related person? He can't even guess popular drivers. Why do you think he'll know more obscure ones?
William Gutierrez
link?
Justin Powell
...
Nathaniel Price
>couldn't get the band leader of T-Square sad
Justin Moore
>Tried with Dickbum and many meme /f1/ people Nothing >Tried Elio De Angelis >Asked me 4 times if he wore overalls >Asked me 2 times if he was italian >Asked me if he had car accidents >Asked me if he was an F1 driver >The closest he got was Tazio Nuvolari I think it became way more stupid from when it was first popular
Mason Green
He made Ferrari the absolute dominant force they were for those years. He also did make a championship winning car out of that Honda chassis and a shoehorned Merc engine with a clever diffuser. Simple but efficient. He could probably do some trickery.
Jeremiah Perry
Consensus last time was that e-celebs and zoomers have ruined the algorithm.
Kevin Wilson
ferrari had byrne and todt too. you can't just have a newey type only and be like dude build goat car lmao. plus the double diffuser was a loophole and not his idea.
>hosts a car show >has driven dozens upon dozens of very fast cars >can't drive an f1 car for shit >even after getting multiple tests in other formula cars beforehand Sometimes I wonder what a car show hosted by Tom Cruise would be like
>always do this >go too far and have my ear clogged for the rest of the day
Angel Miller
this but it's my bum not ear
Jacob Evans
>implying it's even possible to go too far in his bum
Ryder Davis
we all had to endure the bumlicker for so long so none of us have this 'too far' thing anymore
Jason Peterson
WWHAT THE FUG
Chase Bell
Max owns him mentally.
Benjamin Cooper
>They could just cancel the 19/20 season and skip to the 20/21 Are you talking about time machine or you think the teams can just instantly shit out hypercars that fit the new regulations
Logan Garcia
2bh a series full of cars quickly and haphazardly glued, screwed, and taped together by manufacturers would be entertaining af Imagine the memeing when the stressed engine/gearbox mounting fails without warning half way through Eau Rouge and separates from the tub.
Landon Butler
number two drivers on a team get paid less than the number one
time for just a prototype and GT class desu. Give weight benalties to P1 and pro cars
Henry Turner
>Something isn’t adding up and I know the team has invested a lot and I guess the value for money is not coming yet. Where that lies I don’t know but we’ll see. justed_divebomb_man.jpg racefans.net/2019/07/09/racefans-round-up-09-07-2/
Brody Hernandez
Last chance to vote in the poll for the First Edition 2019 /f1/ 2019 F1 2019 League of 2019
>If someone had a machine gun and was prepared to shoot Putin, I would stand in front of him.' Why? 'Because he's a good guy. He's never done anything that isn't doing good things for people.
BASED
Carson Brooks
I have to pick up 9 lots of 6 cans of san Pellegrino lemonade today from Tesco, I have a slot between 8-10, does that mean I have to be at the shop between 8-10 or does it mean it will get. to the shop between 8-10?
if you like endless disappointment and sadness then yeah
Joseph Smith
Death to the West.
Also carrie
Camden Ortiz
bye vette >500
Nathan Wilson
True, death to carrie also
Brayden Sanchez
NEW THREAD HERE
Nathaniel Watson
501th for gimi
Michael Perry
Seemed ok, he really gunned it on the straight, pretty ballsy considering the conditions, think he got stuck in neutral for a second after braking for the tight left
