Imagine being German or Dutch and knowing despite the fact you come from a Megalodon of international football or the...

Germany+Netherlands are 4(FOUR) times as good at football then then England+Norhtern ireland

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The german thinks 4 is better than 62 lamo

1 world cup=1000 British Home championships
so 4000 is still bigger then 1062
please get 3.766478.. times better before talking to me

Sorry lad. 1 British championship is clearly worth at the least 14 millions world cups. So Germany has been weel an truly btfo and the less said about Holland the better.

Holland is the only reason your pathetic “country” exists. Sage

Aye, so we'll throw a game against them so that they can finish 2nd above germany

lol silly brit in his make believe land wishing hed be 4 times better
but dont feel bad in reallity we only have 2 because we werent united until 1990
so you only have to get twice as good

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Aye but lad if you combine all the UK teams we have 100 British Home Championships, which is 100 more than you.

Cucks. Nice dubs too

Oh look, it's another post saying Northern Ireland will beat Germany and Holland. Hahaha, these posts are so funny, I love seeing them in every single thread. In fact, I think they should make up every single post on Yea Forums. You're so funny, user, and it's amazing how this hilarious joke never gets old despite the millions of times you've made it, hahaha.

have sex

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>the poor mans Brisih Home Championship

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so thats the famous british banter

You've not done so well either mate

Nice colors bro

And if it weren’t for us you’d have zero. Shit up and sit down you fucking hun

4 times better then you tho

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and if it werent for us youd still have your empire

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>brits will never know this feel in their lifetime

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Our empire was killed by the Romans, back when you were nothing but g*rmoid subhumans living in caves. Like I said, shut up and sit down

Run run you German crew
in two months time you long wll ruie
the ulstermen are after you to wish you all goodmorning

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let me dab on your non existing empire and worldcup throphies real quick

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>it's a German taking everything literally and doesn't have a sense of humour thread

Hans you're embarrassing yourself please stop.

shh let them go

Celtic Empire >>>>>power gap (massive)>>>>> german “””empire”””

Every European WC win was built off the back of ethnically Celtic players (bar France in 1998 and 2018 because they’re all niggers). German freaks have done nothing of note except getting BTFO in two world wars

feels good not being a seething brit

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fuck prods fuck the 12th fuck the colour orange

I’m not fucking British. And my people actually fought for their freedom while your cuck ancestors starved under the boots of Allied and Soviet oppression

*color
Still bhased tho

i just now read your name
i feel kinda bad for a potatoe nigger defending his anglo overlord

No one cares you cornish faggot

hello, is this /bundes/?

England 2 world wars x 1 world cup equal 2.
Germany 0 world wars x 4 world cup equal 0.

>that team
>those smiles
Where did it all go so wrong??

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math checks out
also 1400 children raped vs 0 children raped

Colgone new years celebrations.

Enjoy Islam

lol a 56% with the banter coming in

Better spics than islam.

Also you didnt bankrupt the British Empire, we did with the Anglo American conversion. Your country was too pussy too even invade them.

I have absolutely no clue what this is about

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wait a second i thought u were a brit
lol you do know that the soviets won WW2 and you guy were the supporting cast

I do. Too bad for them or make better propaganda movies.

On real talk fors the average German know?

>On real talk fors the average German know?
what am i talking to here?

Does the average German know USSR did the heavy work in ww2?

Not him,but yes everyone knows the eastern front was the deciding factor of the war.
The eastern front was just turbo savagery for everyone involved.Anyone stationed in france or africa,probably tried everything to stay there.
D-day is honestly just the ending chapter of the war and everyone knows it,it was lost way before that.

now that the thread is derailed enough lets get back to topic and talk about what really matters

>1(ONE)

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I hate angloids and germoids equally. You are both ravenous scum that eroded our last stronghold

no one cares potatoe nigger
go starve in a corner or something

Your grandmother got raped by Soviet Siberian bulls. Seethe more

>lol you do know that the soviets won WW2 and you guy were the supporting cast
Did you know that you are full of shit?

>Our empire was killed by the Romans
With what, a TARDIS? Because you can't possibly be referring to Muslolini's Italy.

Celtic Empire

>Celtic Empire

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>his “empire” lasted 4 years and is only famous for killing jews

That's better than being famous for starving. I think Saoirse Ronan is the only Irish person I know.

>North Ireland
No such thing

Every famous or white American has some Irish ancestry so they are basically Irish as well

>That's better than being famous for starving

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And WASPs are worldwide cucks renowned for their cuckholdry to superior men. I bet Harry Kane’s mum feels good after her Irish stud husband slots his big shamrock into her tight English rose

I'm sure you would welcome all "white" Americans of Irish ancestry into your country. No questions asked. They are all Irish after all.

We don’t have enough space. And none of them would bother to learn our culture so they are better left over the sea as a propaganda tool against brit scum

Take your meds potatoe nigger

Ireland is just K Mart England

That's a town in Skyrim i think